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Comic competition "I'll tell you a secret". A selection of the best contests for a birthday or corporate party

The guests are sorting out the cards. The presenter says that each person has his own secret, because a person without a secret is like Gioconda without a smile, like summer without hot days. But in honor of the holiday, you can lift the veil of secrecy and reveal a couple of secrets. Then the guests read the cards.

The secret must be revealed to you:

I can't drink a single gram

Coded from drunkenness

To heal the liver.

The secret must be revealed to you:

I want to be the president

Zhirinovsky will be in swing,

Putin is to the side of smoking.

The secret must be revealed to you:

I like to milk cows

And I wish in this matter

Break the world record.

The secret must be revealed to you:

I want to change my gender,

I want to cut off the excess

Well, and the necessary to sew.

The secret must be revealed to you:

I can cook something.

I drive moonshine at night.

Would you like to buy?

The secret must be revealed to you:

I can be a fortuneteller

And sessions of spiritualism

Spend only for the euro.

The secret must be revealed to you:

I want to be retired

To crochet, on knitting needles,

Well, to breed chickens.

The secret must be revealed to you:

I can drink beer in a barrel.

I am without a foamy drink

I can't live a day.

The secret must be revealed to you:

I want to be a football player.

Arshavin and I on the field

Let's catch the balls.

The secret must be revealed to you:

I will walk with piercings

And an earring in the nose and ear

I want to surprise everyone.

The secret must be revealed to you:

I want to be a ballerina

I am constantly engaged

To walk on your toes.

The secret must be revealed to you:

I like to wear thongs.

Color doesn't matter

You can give them to me.

The secret must be revealed to you:

I want to be the Pope

Register in the Vatican

And serve religion.

The secret must be revealed to you:

I want to get a cassock,

I wish to go to the monastery,

To live a century in peace.

The secret must be revealed to you:

I want to live in a harem

And be the fifth wife

To be known as a good Muslim.

The secret must be revealed to you:

I want to be a stripper (s),

At the pole in beautiful linen

Drive everyone around you crazy.

The secret must be revealed to you:

I want to give birth to a girl

I will weave her pigtails

Sewing dresses with ruffles.

The secret must be revealed to you:

I want to serve in the army,

With a machine gun at the border

I will guard your dream.

The secret must be revealed to you:

I want to be a gymnast

I will sit on the twine,

Well, to walk on hands.

Suitable scenarios for the holiday:

  • Comic congratulations to the choreographic collective on the anniversary. Characters: Ts a r b, Ts ...
  • The animals gathered once under the shade of birches - “Who looks like whom from ...
  • Theatrical opening of the holiday. Characters: Leading, masters ...
  • "Alice in Wonderland" Inventory: locks keys in bunches gloves of different colors image ...
  • Characters: Masha Kuzya Dunno Hare Santa Claus Snow Maiden Wolf Robbers Atamansha Ilya ...

Board game "I'll tell you a secret"

Guests draw out pre-prepared cards with comic answers and read them out loud. The cards can be placed in a hat, a beautifully designed box, or on a tray.

Card options:
I'll tell you a secret
What do I follow my appearance:
In front of the mirror for hours
I bring beauty!

I'll tell you a secret:
I drive a great car,
And, closing my eyes, I pass
Any turn!

I'll tell you a secret:
I do woo shu
And any villain
I'll put it on your shoulder blades!

I'll tell you a secret
That I don't wear underwear.
If anyone doubted -
I'll show you right now!

I'll tell you a secret:
I love vodka very much.
Give me a bottle in my hand -
I will drink and not eat!

I'll tell you a secret
What I knit scarves:
How to put on a new scarf -
I will kill everyone with beauty!

I'll tell you a secret -
I follow the figure:
Then I will smear myself with clay,
I'll get a massage!

I'll tell you a secret
How I take my soul away:
So we eat chocolate
What then lie for three days! ..

I'll tell you a secret:
I bring everyone around
Because I love
Hang noodles on your ears!

I'll tell you a secret:
I breed cockroaches -
These lovely pretty girls
I keep in a jar at home!

I'll tell you a secret
That at night I do not sleep
And neighbors on purpose
I wake up with my stomp.

I'll tell you a secret -
I value health:
Or eat a pack of pills
Or I'll take alcohol on my chest!

I'll tell you a secret:
Seeing the syringe, I tremble.
A nurse, it happens, even
I'll take it and bite it! ..

I'll tell you a secret:
I go to the nude beach
Only I don't sunbathe there -
I look at other people!

I'll tell you a secret:
I go to museums ...
Slowly exhibits
I take it out of there!

I'll tell you a secret -
I seem to be going crazy:
In the evenings for a walk
I put on a burqa! ..

I'll tell you a secret
That I keep the skeleton in the closet ...
Do not think bad -
This is so, for courage!

I'll tell you a secret
How I go to parties:
After two glasses of whiskey
I light it up and dance!

I'll tell you a secret:
I don't like sex anymore ...
I'd rather be on the couch
I'll lie down with the book!

I'll tell you a secret:
I'm friends with the police -
In the evenings at the sobering-up station
How I go to my home!

I'll tell you a secret:
I am friends with sorcerers.
If someone offended me -
Immediately I damage it!

I'll tell you a secret:
I go to the bathhouse naked.
Together with an oak broom
I'm having a cool time!

I'll tell you a secret:
I love shopping very much! ..
How do I go shopping -
I will buy everything that is possible there!

I'll tell you a secret
That I write poems in the night,
And in a fit of inspiration
I wake everyone at home!

The owner of the house holds two sets of cards of two colors; questions are written on the dark cards, answers are on the light cards. Guests are invited to choose a question for themselves, read it, then choose a card with an answer for themselves and also read it aloud to everyone present. The point of the game is that any answer fits any question, it is only important that the number of questions coincides with the number of answers.

QUESTIONS.

1. Does your loved one make you jealous?

2. When do you have to smile forcibly?
3. Do you compliment your boss?
4. Are you afraid of prison?
5. Do you often put wine on the table?
6. How often do you sort things out with your fists?
7. Do you respect alcoholic drinks?
8. Do you enjoy eroticism?
9. Do you remember those who previously loved you?
10. Do you dream of winning a car?
11. How often do you step on others' feet?
12. How often do you quarrel with your friends?
13. Are you jealous of your other half?
14. Is your character unbearable to others?
15. Do you like to enjoy your food?
16. Do you like fooling around?
17. How often do you remember a loved one?
18. Do you spend your honestly earned money on trifles?
19. Do you want to go to America?
20. Do you hide your left-wing earnings from your family?
21. Do you use obscene words in conversation?
22. Do you believe in love at first sight?
23. Do you feel tired from work?
24. Do you criticize our government?
25. Are you capable of noble deeds?
26. Are you moderately patient and polite?

ANSWERS
.
1. There has not been and will not be.
2. Let's talk about this without witnesses.
3. I am ashamed to ask such questions, knowing my character.
4. This is the most pleasant thing for me.
5. Only in a bad mood.
6. Of course, more than once.
7. It happens, but only at night.
8. Every day, and not once.
9. Whenever I go to bed.
10. I had to suffer from this.
11. Only asleep and in slippers.
12. Exclusively in the restaurant.
13. And I won't tell you under torture.
14. This is my hobby.
15. Once a day I allow myself this pleasure.
16. It was once.
17. When guests are at home.
18. Of course, otherwise it would not be interesting to live.
19. Not without it.
20. This is my secret, I do not want others to know about it.
21. If there is no other half nearby.
22. When kicked out of the house.
23. This topic is unpleasant to me.
24. When my loved ones do not see.
25. Under the covers at night.
26. Only in thoughts.

Congratulations in a different manner

A funny and very easy-to-perform competition for acting skills, which will amuse both the guests and the hero of the occasion. The presenter prepares any text of congratulations in advance (one copy for all participants in the competition, so that it is easier to determine the winner) and prints it out. He also prepares cards with assignments for guests (assignment options are below). The essence of the competition: guests are invited to read this text with different intonations. To do this, the guests pull out a card with a task at random and read out a congratulation according to the manner of execution they received. You can even choose the appropriate musical composition for each task.

Job options:

  • read a congratulation, as if it were a program for toddlers
  • read a congratulation as if it were a scary tale
  • read a congratulation as if it were a speech at a rally
  • read a congratulation as if it were a court verdict
  • read a congratulation as if it were a scientific report

The most artistic participant wins - he is chosen by the birthday boy (birthday girl).

Alternatively, you do not need to name out loud what the task got - let the listeners try to guess what role each player plays.

Reading competition

A variation of the previous competition.

Any poem-congratulations on their birthday or on the anniversary, printed in advance by the presenter, the participants need to read according to the assignment they received.

Options for assignments - read congratulations as:

  • rapper
  • foreigner
  • robot
  • gangster
  • falling asleep
  • cutesy girl
  • a little kid who has just learned to speak
  • chewing man
  • platoon leader (soldier in the ranks)
  • crybaby
  • out of breath
  • drunk person
  • scared man
  • a person who has a leg crushed

Try it, it's really fun!

Team congratulations

Creative play for all ages.

All guests are divided into 2-3 teams. Each team is given a sheet of whatman paper, as well as markers (felt-tip pens) of different colors, pens, scissors, glue stick, scotch tape, various illustrated magazines. The task of each team is using clippings and pictures of magazines, as well as including their imagination, to come up with an original congratulation with wishes for the birthday boy (birthday girl).

Encrypted birthday wishes

Table creative game for Birthday or Anniversary. Any number of players. In advance, you need to prepare cards with various abbreviations.

Host: “Dear guests! For a birthday person, a birthday is an annual gift to rejoice in the love and affection that relatives and friends have for him. May our hero of the day (our hero of the day) feel like a king (queen) on the throne. Therefore, we are happy to present him with a golden crown (wears a crown) and offer to listen to our entourage. So, find kind words and wishes addressed to our hero of the day by decrypting the card you received. "

The guests take turns taking out the cards lying in a box (it can be pasted over with hearts for beauty and solemnity) or on a tray and come up with a decoding of the abbreviations they have inherited in the form of wishes telegrams or funny phrases. For example: BBC - "Luck of Fun Happiness", JSC - "We adore Alexander Very much", concrete goods - "We wish wealth and abundance", South Africa - "Youth of Activity Joy", etc.

Abbreviation options:

This fun creative game is sure to delight any birthday boy. Try it, you can both at a gala banquet and among friends and family at a home party.