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Statuses about gifts for the new year. New Year is a time of fairy tales and magic. An interesting selection of New Year statuses

New Year is perhaps the most wonderful holiday that not only children, but also adults are looking forward to. This is the time for gifts, fulfillment of desires and real magic. On the pre-holiday days, children write letters to Santa Claus, and parents run around the shops in search of cherished gifts for their children. Traditionally, the holiday begins to be celebrated on the evening of December 31, before meeting it, you need to spend the outgoing year. There are many jokes that the holiday starts on December 31st and ends on January 7th at least. Still, because during the New Year's holidays you need to do so much: meet with all your friends and go around all your relatives. On this magical holiday, everyone deserves warmth and attention.

In 2019, I wish you 12 months without illness, 53 weeks of all the best, 365 days of happiness, 8,760 hours of success, 525,600 minutes of love, and 315,360,000 seconds of pleasant moments.

The anticipation of the New Year awakens a child in me ... As in childhood, waking up in the morning, I want to see a Christmas tree with gifts under it ... I want to play snowballs and eat snow and not think about getting sick.

May Happiness knock on your door on New Year's Eve ... And God forbid that you are at home at this moment!

The tangerines are on the way, so the New Year is coming soon!

I love winter and the feeling that the holidays are approaching ... New Year's days ... Days of fulfillment of desires, faith in miracles and a fairy tale!

New Years is soon! Let all of you ... be by your side who will peel the tangerines for you ... And the one who will steal these tangerines from both of you ...

My status went into the forest, probably behind the tree.

Funny and funny quotes

I want a peasant ... small, plump, with gifts ... Santa Claus, I'm waiting!

Soon we will sit on the Internet, we will not celebrate the New Year, but update.

Never stick snowflakes on the fridge on New Year's Eve - they remind drunk guests of the letter J.

Only here on New Year's Eve, the President's congratulations go on all channels, but it is only watched on the first one.

The New Year's Eve is a dinner ending with breakfast.

Grandfather Frost, I should have ... Gazprom shares - so that I don't bother you anymore.

If a fat uncle hides at night and puts you in a sack ... don't freak out! Just someone asked Santa Claus for the New Year;)

Dear Santa Claus, for the New Year, put a piece of happiness under the tree for me ... 180 cm tall, please.

My children are already writing a letter to Santa Claus! And Santa Claus sits next to him on the couch and freaks out!

Prepared for the New Year thoroughly! I even shifted the scales 5 kg back ...

As December is nearing midpoint, it's time to decide what to dress up for the night of December 31st to January 9th.

- How did you spend New Years?
- I don’t know, we haven’t told you yet ...

Meaningful statuses

Snow ... Adults say that this is frozen water, but children know better: these are little stars with a magical taste of the New Year.

I'm getting ready for the New Year, it seems the liver suspects something.

Dear Santa Claus, a cotton beard, I don't need gifts! Increase your salary!

New Year is a time when a call at 3 am is more happy than a call at 10 am.

New Year is a good reason to leave some people in the old one.

Someone dreams of a new life. And for some, the New Year is enough.

Every man should be a little Santa Claus for his family, help his Snegurochka create a fairy tale and give gifts, but if anyone is not satisfied with this, there is still a deer vacancy.

Beautiful statuses about the New Year

New Year gives us a great chance to change our life for the better. This is a reason to abandon the usual, but so boring, to step over fears, leave doubts behind, smile at the world around and start building your destiny according to your own, exclusive project.

Under the striking of the clock, at twelve exactly,
The world will change around.
We fall into a fairy tale as if
Let's plunge into childhood again ...

They say that on New Year's Eve everything always comes true, even the fact that it is impossible to sell it for a whole year!

Dear Santa Claus !!! I want to make a request! Put only five boxes for my friends under the Christmas tree: fill the first with health, the second with luck, the third with good, the fourth with patience, and put faith in the fifth! And yet - I beg you very much, tie all these boxes with a ribbon of happiness! Thank you, Santa Claus. I will wait very much ...

As we get older, the wish list for the New Year gets smaller and smaller, and what we really want cannot be bought with money.

There are many aphorisms about the New Year. Some of them are humorous and amusing, while others inspire philosophical reflection and encourage change. Choose the expressions you like for your statuses, give the New Year mood to yourself and those around you!

Very little time will pass and the most anticipated New Year 2018 will come. It so happened that along with the search for new bright outfits and original recipes, active users of social networks want to update their status. At the present time, this is a kind of "clothes" by which one meets in the virtual world. It should always be attractive and memorable, therefore statuses about the New Year 2018 should be original and reflect the inner world of a person.

New Year's statuses 2018 for VK and Odnoklassniki

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Yes, we have New Year's - this is a truly unforgettable holiday. Both adults and children are waiting for him. With the exception of holidays, these are perhaps the only days of the year when you can relax and take a walk "wonderfully." Of course, everyone understands something of their own under these two words. Someone devotes New Year's holidays to a foreign tour to exotic countries with emerald sea, white sand and unforgettable palm trees, others “give themselves up” as much as possible to the household and wish to spend more time with their family. They organize the celebration of the New Year at the highest level. The table is bursting with exquisite dishes, expensive alcoholic beverages, exotic fruits and culinary delights. Young people "come off" in full at discos or nightclubs. No matter how you prefer to spend New Year's days, from the very first minutes of the New Year you are overwhelmed with impressions that ask you to go outside.

New Year's statuses 2018 for VK and Odnoklassniki is the "place" where you can express your feelings and impressions about the first minutes, hours or days of the coming year in a few phrases.

The most visited social networks in Russia are Vkontakte and Odnoklassniki. It is very easy to customize your status and set the desired background image here. The structure of the sites is such that when the status changes, all your friends will immediately know about it. This is very convenient, since such efficiency allows you to instantly inform loved ones about your mood or a new event in your life. The changed status will appear in the news feed, and your thoughts will be seen by the friends of your friends, and a huge audience will agree.

The choice of status must be approached very seriously and deliberately, especially for those people who value their reputation. Agree that the text will not decorate you if it contains grammatical errors. Your social media account is a kind of business card by which a person is judged.

We are all very different, therefore, the statuses of all are completely different:

  • If you are a serious person, then, despite the fact that it is New Year's, your statuses should be meaningful.
  • Funny expressions are suitable for a cheerful, never cheerful person.
  • A constantly busy person will probably choose short and capacious sentences.
  • Young people full of energy and mischief will prefer cool statuses. They will surely amuse more than one user.
  • A lyrical person will like the title text of his page on social networks, of course, texts in verse.

If you do not want to "bother" and think for a long time about choosing a status, then we will try to help you. We offer you several dozen current statuses on New Year's Eve 2018.

Statuses in verses

Good luck - smiling!
The end of the world is canceled!
Life goes on!
New Year is coming!
Christmas trees - dress up!
Garlands - light up!
The light of the soul turns on!
Miracles happen!
The holiday begins ...
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Let the glasses clink
Let the wine sparkle
Let the night starfall
He will look into your window.
On this wonderful night
You can't do without a smile
Pain and sorrow - away!
Happy new year friends!
***
Problems don't scare
And the crisis will not beat!
We are beautiful anyway
We celebrate the New Year!
***
In the New Year 2018!
I wish you to enter without worries!
In the work of success,
Happiness in the family
And to be in this life always on a horse!
***
A hard year without melting,
We were old friends for all,
There were problems all the time
And everyone walked with a sad look,

But we believe and are not silent,
That we will definitely win in the New!
Russia is a strong country!
After all, it is You, because it is I!
***
Of all the holidays beloved,
We are looking forward to it,
He brings joy to every home,
And gives people only good!
And fulfills all desires,
The holiday is called New Year!
He cheers up,
And he is about to come to us!
***
Long-awaited New Year,
He will bring us joy,
New forces, new friends,
Meet him faster!

He will take away all the sorrows
All the problems and troubles
We've been waiting for him for so long
I wish you happiness in the New Year!
***
The clink of glasses is heard
Laughter and joy pours everywhere
It's time to celebrate the New Year
Don't miss the old year
We love this holiday very much
May the New Year be happy!
Will give new dreams
All that I want, and you!
***
We celebrate a wonderful holiday
He brings happiness to people,
It makes dreams come true
And fills the world with good!
***
A holiday is hurrying to visit us,
Our New Year's prankster
All people are having fun
Do not try to be shy!
After all, this is the main holiday
We have been waiting for him for a whole year,
He brings us only happiness
And the Christmas tree is a bright round dance!
***
May the New Year be on the doorstep
Will enter your home like a good friend!
Let them forget the road to you
Sadness, adversity and illness!
And let them come in the coming year
Good luck and success to you! -
It will be the best year
And the most joyful for everyone!
***
Let's boom in the New Year, we will erase the bad from memory.
Let us leave only hope for the light ... for a year or for many years ...
Let the old one take with him everything that disturbed the peace,
That the soul was torn apart by crying, and in the New there will be only good luck!

Expressions with meaning

I would like to wish everyone to return to childhood for a short while, when on New Year's in the parents' house it smells of tangerines, and a favorite toy hangs on the tree, which seems to reflect an unknown little world with its own New Year's wonderful fairy tale.
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Remember - if during the decoration of the Christmas tree a Christmas tree toy breaks, very soon your innermost desire will come true. You cannot specifically beat.
***
On the eve of a magical holiday, I would like to wish all my family and friends a fairy tale and a miracle.
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I wish Santa Claus to put three gifts under the Christmas tree for all my friends - boundless happiness, selfless love and good health.
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As we get older, the list of New Year's wishes gets shorter and shorter, but what we really want - money can't buy.
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Dear Santa Claus! I don’t need gifts! Please make sure that all people on Earth are happy.
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From the height of the past years and from the experience of four dozen celebrated New Year's celebrations, I affirm that an accidentally broken Christmas tree toy is a sure sign of a wish fulfilled.
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I wish everyone for the New Year to return at least for a short while to their distant childhood, when the air is saturated with the aromas of tangerine, pine needles, and a different world with its own fairy tale is reflected in your favorite Christmas tree ball hanging on a prickly paw.
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Frosty air, the aroma of pine needles and tangerine, bubbles burst in a glass of champagne ... Everything seems to be according to the rules, but it's so sad to celebrate the New Year alone ...
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May the New Year be happy and give a lot of earthly blessings. And Santa Claus will come with a bag and fill the house with joy!

Funny notes

I wanted to go to the matinee with a snowflake - a white dress, white tights. And I looked in the mirror - I’ll go in a snowdrift.
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Good Grandfather Frost, don't put me a New Year's gift under the tree. Better just drive it into the garage.
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The main thing is not to forget on December 31 at 23:59 to leave Odnoklassniki and celebrate the New Year.
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Santa Claus! I'm not allowed sweet ... but semisweet is allowed.
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What to give me for the new year? Anything! The main thing is to touch and with red headphones.
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It's time to eat last year's food, watch eternal films and not remember New Year's Eve at all.
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I've been very good all year! Santa Claus, can I behave very badly on New Year's Eve?
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I wish everyone good health in the body, crazy love in bed, dough in the portfolio and no gimmicks!
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Proven advice: hostesses, you should not put croutons in the New Year's salad! They scratch their face painfully ...
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I really hope that at least this New Year, a handsome young Santa Claus will come to me. Or, at least, sober ...

Short and cool statuses

Short Funny
Santa Claus come to visit me, I cooked you a herring under a fur coat !!! Santa Claus, you are no longer needed. The Snow Maidens have come.
My childhood is over - instead of Santa Claus I'm waiting for the Snow Maiden. Topical advice: in the New Year, do not click your happiness with the mouse!
I want Santa Claus to put 3 gifts under the New Year tree - Happiness in the house, Love in the family, Health to loved ones. New Year is rushing to us, happiness will happen! Vodka together with beer - women are beautiful. And then the whiskey - it will be more fun! And in the morning, the pickle and shitty ...
Mandarins are in use - so the New Year is coming soon! Santa Claus you do not be redneck, this year you go broke !!! Give "FERARI" to me, and to all my relatives !!!
Soon - soon the new year! Hail planet! This is the first new year after ... the end of the world! ! To the chimes, I'll make a guess so that Santa Claus with a big sack would bring me not a goat, but a dawn ... and fill the house with joy ...
I sit in the room alone and think about him, when will he come this new year ... And my husband is the best. For the New Year, he decorates not only the Christmas tree, but also me!))
Away from sorrow and longing - after all, NEW YEAR is already on the nose. I wonder if I have become someone's New Year's wish?
Hello Santa Claus, beard made of cotton wool! I will buy everything for myself - increase my salary! They say, on New Year's Eve, the dollar will fall sharply! If only he knew where he would fall and celebrate the New Year there !!!
How I want your wish for the New Year to be me. Santa Claus is coming to visit us. He brings joy to our home. We will meet him properly and give him cognac.
Sorry figure! New Year is calling! Putin announced: - there will be no winter! Otherwise, Medvedev will fall asleep!

New Year is an official chance to start a new life, only honestly. Eliminate unnecessary people, stop being lazy, and make the promise.

I really want to walk around the city in the evening on New Year's Eve, when everything will burn with lights, happy new year greetings and the air will smell of the approaching new year.

Nothing can save you from a New Year's hangover like a glass of milk, a cool shower and sex. Did not help? Then the old, grandfather ...

Oh, this is New Year's craziness! It feels like we didn’t clean up, didn’t do any shopping, didn’t cook, didn’t repair or dress all year ... And it was only in December that we remembered all this!

The inevitable continuation of the festive table is the festive chair.

Cool statuses for the New Year: There is no story sadder in the world than the New Year and thoughts about a diet ...

Never stop believing in a miracle! All a Happy New Year!

Santa Claus, for the last new year I asked you for a boyfriend. So take this goat back and give better markers.

Grandfather Frost, please don’t give me more sweets ... no, don’t ... better semisweet.

Well, here's the New Year again. Goodbye, my 42 size, hello "you got something fat" and "everything, from tomorrow on a diet"

Well, thank God, we took a walk ... We ate the damn Olivier ... Fireworks were launched at midnight ... You should remember ... with whom and where ...

She: - Who will you dress for the new year? He: - Shrek. - Did you buy a mask? - Not yet, and who will you be? - Beauty !!! - Have you bought a mask?

My status went into the forest, probably behind the tree.

The frost stings the nose pleasantly. With his hand, diving under the jacket, Santa Claus nibbles pleasantly ... for the young Snow Maiden's ass.

We are waiting for Santa Claus, Santa Claus, St. Nicholas or any other man, the main thing with GIFTS!

New Year! As noted - and you will be hungover!

New Year! Again the irony of fate and vodka with Olivier.

If you want everything to be good for you. Put chocolate under your pillow for the new year and in the morning you will have EVERYTHING in chocolate.

I wish you in the coming year: not to know worries, not to measure money, to love, hope and believe !!!

I wish you freeze your butt on the ice next year!

And I will not watch the blue light on the New Year. He has already become so blue that it is impossible to look

It is useless to try to get Santa Claus drunk, many have already checked, he never forgets his bag ...

In a red fur coat, with a red nose, Grandfather figures in the cold: in a hat, with a stick and a sack, and with a drunken snowman. Nearby is a rabbit in heels and a snow maiden on horns. If you meet this rabble, then the New Year is coming !!!

All thumping comrades, congratulations on the coming!)

Cool statuses for the New Year: Happy New Year everyone! And I wish to buy a fur coat for myself !!!

With each Internet access "for five minutes" you bring the New Year closer by at least an hour and a half.

With whom you will meet the new year and get drunk!

Only here on New Year's Eve, the President's congratulations go on all channels, but it is only watched on the first one.

This year, as always, we will not have time to move away from the celebration of the New Year, as the Old will come. Damn, I'll have to drink again ...

What a New Year you are, you thump night, rushing week!

Santa Claus, come out! - shouted children dancing near the toilet.

Santa Claus, for the last new year I asked you for a boyfriend. So take this goat back and give better markers :)

On New Year's Eve, a good husband decorates a Christmas tree, and a very good one - a wife!

Before we, dear readers, have time to look back, the long-awaited guest will come to the doorstep - New 2017, and he will bring with him two weeks of bright and unforgettable holidays. At this fun time, everyone wants to surround their loved ones with that special magical atmosphere that appears from the smell of tangerines, a box with Christmas tree decorations, hot mulled wine with a cinnamon stick - in a word, from preparations for a grand celebration, coupled with New Year's paraphernalia pleasing to the eye.

When the level of the festive atmosphere reaches its climax, active users of social networks will begin to look for the right and appropriate mood. statuses about New Year 2019

It is good that the modern settings of public portals, in which people "disappear" for hours, allow users to decorate their accounts not only with beautiful background, but also more than interesting statuses. This privilege becomes especially relevant on the eve of big holidays. And the New 2017 is just this case.

Without a doubt, every advanced "user" of social networks has memorized a simple unwritten rule - a short text at the very top of a page, coming from its owner, occupies an important place in the world of virtual communication. And no wonder. Indeed, when switching to a particular profile, the eyes stumble not only on the photo of the account owner, but also on the saying that flaunts next to the photo.

It is worth remembering that a notification about a change in status appears for each of the friends list, so you need to update the status deliberately, carefully thinking over the text and checking it three times for errors. Who wants to seem illiterate? In addition, the new status appears in the news feed and you can safely use this convenient function and all your friends in one fell swoop. Or put an original funny status that will definitely cause a smile or even a bursting laugh from a friend or subscriber.

It's good that in the milestone of technology, you don't need to puzzle yourself over witty phrases. The Internet is literally replete with all kinds of statuses - copy and paste! We have also selected New Year's statuses for you, ready to compete in sparkling humor or eccentricity with the statuses of your friends.

Cool statuses about the New Year

  • Once, in a cold (rainy) time, I left the house ... and quickly entered!
  • I love January 1 - you just woke up and had breakfast, and it's already dark.
  • New Year's is the time when your computer accumulates not only mugs from tea, but also peels from tangerines.
  • Santa Claus, you are no longer needed. The Snow Maidens have come.
  • Going outside on New Year's Eve, remember, friend - you can't eat yellow snow!
  • I really hope that at least this New Year, a handsome young Santa Claus will come to me. Or, at least, sober ...
  • Proven advice: hostesses, you should not put croutons in the New Year's salad! They scratch their face painfully ...
  • Dear Santa Claus! Make sure they stop teasing me. Vanya Kakushkin.
  • Santa Claus, help! My car won't start! And since childhood I dreamed of having it ...
  • Topical advice: in the New Year, do not click your happiness with the mouse!
  • I wish everyone good health in the body, crazy love in bed, dough in the portfolio and no gimmicks!
  • I'm waiting for the jokes about "last year's bread" to begin ...
  • My childhood is over - instead of Santa Claus I'm waiting for the Snow Maiden.
  • I've been very good all year! Santa Claus, can I behave very badly on New Year's Eve?
  • Kind Grandfather Frost, a beard made of cotton wool, we don't need gifts! Raise your salary ...
  • Only the most persistent on New Years will fall asleep in dessert.
  • It's time to eat last year's food, watch eternal films and not remember New Year's Eve at all.
  • We are sitting at an awesome New Year's table, and there are only fingerprints in the wallet ... But the table is awesome!
  • What to give me for the new year? Anything! The main thing is to touch and with red headphones.
  • Santa Claus! I'm not allowed sweet ... but semisweet is allowed.
  • Our children are not expecting the moment when Santa Claus will come, rather, they are waiting for their parents to finally despair.
  • The main thing is not to forget on December 31 at 23:59 to leave Odnoklassniki and celebrate the New Year.
  • Good Grandfather Frost, don't put me a New Year's gift under the tree. Better just drive it into the garage.
  • I wanted to go to the matinee with a snowflake - a white dress, white tights. And I looked in the mirror - I’ll go in a snowdrift.

Kind New Year statuses with meaning

  • Dear Santa Claus! I don’t need gifts! Please make sure that all people on Earth are happy.
  • As we get older, the list of New Year's wishes gets shorter and shorter, but what we really want - money can't buy.
  • I wish Santa Claus to put three gifts under the Christmas tree for all my friends - boundless happiness, selfless love and good health.
  • On the eve of a magical holiday, I would like to wish all my family and friends a fairy tale and a miracle.
  • Remember - if during the decoration of the Christmas tree a Christmas tree toy breaks, very soon your innermost desire will come true. You cannot specifically beat.
  • I would like to wish everyone to return to childhood for a short while, when on New Year's in the parents' house it smells of tangerines, and a favorite toy hangs on the tree, which seems to reflect an unknown little world with its own New Year's wonderful fairy tale.

Beautiful statuses in verses

New Year is coming
It's raining for the third day.
The grass turns green in the field,
Santa Claus is sweating in a fur coat.
Water is pouring down the collar ...
Happy New Year, gentlemen!

May there be a New Year
The beginning of all beginnings
And all that will come true
What I dreamed of in my life.

May the holiday be magical
It passes wonderfully!
Prosperity, successful,
Have a bright year!

In the year of the Rooster, be happy
Wealth is full and health,
And don't forget to make friends
With luck, friendship and love.

New Year is here again!
With new happiness! Good hour!

In a red coat, with a red nose
Grandfather figures in the frost,
In a hat with a stick and a sack,
And a drunk snowman.

Next to a rabbit in heels and
Snow Maiden on the horns.
If you meet this rabble
So NEW YEAR is coming soon !!!

Problems don't scare
And the crisis will not beat!
We are beautiful anyway
We celebrate the New Year!

Let the glasses clink
Let the wine sparkle
Let the night starfall
He will look into your window.

On this wonderful night
You can't do without a smile
Pain and sorrow - away!
Happy new year friends!

Good luck - smiling!
The end of the world is canceled!
Life goes on!
New Year is coming!
Christmas trees - dress up!
Garlands - light up!
The light of the soul turns on!
Miracles happen!
The holiday begins ...)))

May the holiday be magical
It passes wonderfully!
Prosperity, successful,
Have a bright year!

The toilets will have a party too
A surprise awaits them, too,
And instead of boring naked asses
They will see many new faces !!!

Let the New Year caress
Will bring happiness in life.
May hope warm
And let fate protect!

Santa sleeps and his reindeer sleep
And Frost is still full of worries.
We Russians cannot be brought to our knees!
On the 13th we drink to the Old New Year!

May New Year's Santa Claus
Will give you a cart of happiness,
Strong health into the bargain,
In everything conceived - good luck.
Peace, friendship, happiness, affection,
To make life like a fairy tale!

On New Year's Eve I will throw out all the trash ...
And I will dust off wherever I left it ...
Only my head is full of bedlam ...
There are cockroaches ... they dressed up the tree ...

The tangerines are in use, which means that the New Year is coming soon!

Under the chime of the clock
To the sounds of a waltz
On New Year's Eve
We wish again
Raise a glass
For peace and happiness
Hope, faith and love!

There are many ways to draw attention to your person on social media. But there is an option that can definitely be considered a win-win. By setting cool and funny New Year statuses for Contact or Odnoklassniki, you will not only add likes and subscribers to yourself, originally congratulating the virtual community on the holiday, but, most likely, you will find new interesting acquaintances.

Cool statuses for guys and men

Good Santa Claus, give me the first installment. Santa Claus, besides laughing, pay off my mortgage.

A Christmas tree is better than any mistress. You change every year, you part without a scandal. And she does not demand her gifts back!

New Year is such an amazing time when you eat Olivier salad, tangerines, champagne and hopes that tomorrow morning this champagne and other alcoholic supplies will still remain.

Time to tie up with Olivier and tangerines. After all, what does an excess of cholesterol and sugar in fruits bring people in just one night?

A difficult task is to prove to the children that you are the real Santa Claus and to convince your wife that you can't even pull off a fake one.

Answer the question "What is good and what is bad?" in the New Year is difficult. He did everything well: he took a walk, drank, fell asleep under the tree - the next day is bad. And if January 1 is good, it means that New Year was celebrated very badly.

Grandfather Frost, give me a carefree life for the New Year, universal adoration, the opportunity to lie on the couch and get everything on demand. In short, turn me into a cat.

A man goes through three stages of his relationship to Santa Claus: you believe and wait; no need for a grandfather, I want a Snow Maiden; you yourself are Santa Claus and advise the Snow Maiden to roll up her lip.

New Year's to-do list: spend the Old Year; celebrate New Year; meet the old new year. Some kind of vicious circle turns out.

You need to prepare for the New Year in advance. Right on January 1, put up a Christmas tree that was dropped yesterday and start rehearsing the holiday.

Every year on this day they ask me: “Why are you so sour as a missing Olivier? Where is your New Year mood? " It's time to understand that this is ... Mine. !

Childhood is over - this is when on New Year's Eve you and your friends begin to dance not around the Christmas tree, but around the toilet. Combined, damn the builders, a bathroom!

Four stages of growing up a man: 1. You believe in Santa Claus. 2. You don't believe in Santa Claus. 3. You yourself are Santa Claus. 4. Those who still believe in Santa Claus run up to you on the street, tug at you by the beard and yell: “I knew that you exist!

With the coming of the New Year, the sellers of men's socks and shaving foams begin to rub their hands happily, while the unfortunate guys rush around the city in search of “give me this, I don’t know what.”

New Year is not an easy time for a man. He is trying to convince his child that he is Santa Claus, and his wife that he is NOT Santa Claus.

I want to have almost everything in the New Year, as Anton Semenovich Shpak dreamed: three music centers, three heaped up laptops, three iPhones of the latest model, a suede jacket ... also three.

Someday Santa Claus will give me a toy railroad, I will put the status "happy" and never go online again.

The approach of the New Year is felt when tangerine skins begin to appear here and there, mixed with beer mugs and glasses of unfinished tea, on your computer desk.

The paradox of the New Year: the food and drinks on the table are always the same, but the adventures after them are different.

Funny New Year statuses for girls

Dear Santa Claus. Please, make it so that in the coming year my neighbors, who have a 24/7 love of music and renovation, suddenly break down all the karaoke and punchers.

Do you know why Santa Claus and Santa Claus are men? Because no woman will allow herself to appear in front of the public in the same outfit every holiday!

Today I have in the fridge "don't eat, this is for the New Year", and tomorrow it will be "eat quickly, otherwise everything will go bad."

I am for the division of responsibilities in the family! I will decorate the Christmas tree for the New Year, and you - me!

A sign of our time: set a funny status for the New Year - you will soon meet the man of your dreams, who will say that all his life he has been looking for a girl who does NOT believe in omens, but has a sense of humor.

If you want everything to be awesome in the New Year, on the night of January 1, put an unwrapped chocolate bar under your pillow. Now you will definitely have everything in chocolate!

I say to my own: "Darling, give me such a New Year's gift to remember." Answers: "Are sclerosis pills suitable?" ...

Soon I will go on a New Year's diet! I will give up sweets and switch to dry and semi-dry.

As a child, on New Year's Eve, we waited for Santa Claus to come. And our children are waiting for, when, finally, mom and dad leave for a visit.

I love the New Year for taking a break from the stove. First, the gala dinner magically turns into a brunch, and then gradually turns into a long lunch.

Santa Claus, buy me a new iPhone, a tablet, a red Ferrari, a house in the Maldives ... Oh, that's it. Buy me money, in short, and then I'll figure it out myself.