Cheerful wishes for every day in short. Funny birthday greetings

01.07.2019

The coolest birthday wishes for friends.

The happiest moments
The best news!
So that from warm congratulations
It has become brighter!

Life will be more wonderful, brighter,
All dreams will come true!
inspiration, good luck,
Gentle words and beauty!

We are your test friends
We feel the need to drink for your birthday!

On your birthday
I will become a cool athlete
Candidate for master
In raising glasses!

In a cafe, in an apartment or in the country
We solve one problem
The task here is the same for everyone -
Pour, and for you to the bottom!

Friend, on your birthday, I feel like a Bedouin in the desert who hasn't seen water in days... I'm so thirsty!

So that you live beautifully
I want a lot of beer
In mugs, jars and bottles
Case of beer in the freezer
And for you to deal with it
We are already running to you!

Live let you not be sad
Cabbage crunches in the wallet
The car key is in your pocket.
The TV remote is waiting on the couch

Of all the arts, the most important for us is BEER!
Come to our "art history circle" more often!

May you always have cash
What you spend them on is a personal matter.
Perhaps you will buy a house, a car, a cottage,
And then treat your friends for change!

Girlfriend, men are like books. There are thick ones, there are tonics, there are boring ones, there are interesting ones.
I wish you to collect an interesting library)

Money is like an interesting movie - before you have time to look back, it's over!
I wish you endless money, like serials!

I wish that GO-GO!
And never OXO-XO!
A little AX! Well, you can wow!
To be breathtaking.
Of course, to be "WOW!!!"
And to FU is very little.
So that sometimes "THIS IS YES!"
"WOW!" - not nonsense
"CAN NOT BE!" - this is real,
"YES FUCK HIM!" Let it be virtual.
"WOW!" - to often surprise
"Well, EVERYTHING Kick-Ass"! - not enough.

Birthday is cool
It's like the Kama Sutra
For an enthusiastic soul -
So nice, even dance!
Birthday is nice
You are the most important today!
Everyone says this -
Ears burn all day!
Birthday is great
So it's not right at all
We came to you today
Because alone
So bask in pleasure -
It's just a perversion!
In general, happy birthday to you! ..
A glass ... That is, I shake my hand!

I wish it was thick in my pocket -
Lemons and cabbages bloomed
And smile with all your mouth
Smiling suits you so well!
Let it all pass
Except money and intimacy!!!

Birthday - that's revelry,
Drank..., ate..., fell asleep....

Freaky moods,
Have a cool holiday
Love to the point of dizziness
Happy Birthday! Today is birthday
And you invite everyone to the house
To guests for free
We ate at the table.

SMS congratulations for a friend Live, bastard, give birth to children !!! So as not to jinx it. And they didn't get off!

50 is 5:0 in your favor!!!

Let's do this with you...
Let's celebrate your birthday!

I want this picture:
There is something to wear, there is an apartment, a car!
You are queen! Rivals are stupid!
And in the wallet only big bills!

Always be beautiful and carefree
To hell with all the household chores,
So that a man thinks everyone he meets:
"Oh, what a woman passed!"
And don't forget about makeup, of course,
Even if you go home

"Oh, what a lady, my God!"
And another piece of advice:
Sometimes take a glass
So that a man thinks everyone he meets:
"Oh, what a woman, damn it!"

It's good to be the girl in the pink coat
Maybe not in pink, but not the same!
It's good to be a woman in a mink coat,
Maybe not in mink, but not the same!
It's good to be a lady in your own car,
You can also take the bus, but not the same!
It would be nice if the salary of a hundred thousand commercials,
Maybe four, but not the same!
So, ... (name) honey, we'll drink to
So that in your life there would be only THAT !!!

Today is your birthday
So, you need to powerfully break away!
After all, you will have a whole year,
To have time to get back a little oklematsya!

Cool congratulations to a woman:
Good luck at work, nice weather
love pure, tender and repeated
children of different sexes, coats according to the figure,
neighbors in the compartment that do not drink and do not smoke,
silky hair, snow-white teeth,
wealthy husbands, gentle sponsors,
smart lovers, spouses in law,
mothers-in-law living in another region,
submissive daughters-in-law, washed dishes,
husbands who do not snore and are shaved at night,
colleagues who are not fixated only on grandmas,
enemies of the weak, enemies of the very weak,
dinners in bed, polar experiences
and ...... these .... well, actually ...... regular.

Success at 7 is being able to wake up in a dry bed Success at 17 is being able to sleep with a girl Success at 25 is being able to find a good wife Success at 35 is career and family Success at 45 is it's a family and a career, Success at 65 is being able to sleep with a woman, Success at 85 is being able to wake up in a dry bed. I wish you success in your future life.

So that every birthday
Surprise gave pleasant:
congratulations with money
And the cake is awesome!

To reflect in the mirror
Whispered: "The best!
There is no more beautiful on earth
And success awaits you!"

Gifts were waiting for a slide,
And the feast in all its glory -
And on the table caviar
Everyone ate!

Achieve goals, be the first in everything,
Enjoy the taste of life day after day!
Loud success, joy, luck,
Ease in everything, happiness! Happy Birthday!

We wish you a holiday
Eyes shining with happiness!
May it be filled with joy
Soul in this wonderful hour!

Always, in everything and always
Let success and happiness await!
Easy and extraordinary
Let the beautiful life flow!

Wishes from the heart:
Dreams to come true any
With a smile to live, noticing
So much beauty in the world!

May tenderness, warmth and cordiality
Warm any moment
Best of luck with everything!
Love, beauty! Happy Birthday!

It would seem that there is nothing new to say
I can on your next birthday,
To make your eyes shine with joy
And the soul was flooded with admiration? ..

Once again I ask for health
To you as a gift and boundless love.
I will crush all troubles and obstacles
Down to powder, and brush off the dust casually.

I wish you a birthday
Health, happiness and luck,
Success and career growth.
Let everything be easy and simple
Problems resolve themselves
Prosperity rises rapidly
And, of course, in personal life
Everything is always great.

On a bright day, on your birthday
We hasten to congratulate you
Happiness, joy, fun
We want to wish you
So that worries and sorrows
You never knew
So that health and good luck
They were always there!

Wonderful, amazing
Let it be every hour!
Looking forward to new discoveries
Delight, shining eyes,
Smiles, inspiration,
Warmth and beauty!
On a wonderful birthday
Let the dream come true!

It's my birthday today -
There is no better holiday!
Smiles, inspiration,
Luck and happiness!

All the best, warmth and joy,
Successful undertakings!
And let it become reality
Any of the wishes!

Thanks for adding holidays.ru to:

Let there be a path without potholes in the interior of your dream car. Nearby are those who deserve a lot, and far away are those who talk a lot and represent little.

I wish you a vacation beyond your means and means beyond the standards. Live easily, interestingly and beautifully!

There will be no second life, but we cannot escape this one. I wish you to live it so that you can drink your fill of happiness!

May God give you only money, health and joy until your old age!

May you live until your retirement, as in a song: smoothly and major, and all prejudices are nonsense!

I wish you your favorite work, the feeling of an eternal Saturday, not to keep your feelings at a distance and not to lose your charm.

May luck rush to you at full speed, and health will not lose strength. The rest is mercantile nonsense and will not make you happier.

Relax on a budget
Eat caviar, not biscuits!
Let the champagne flow
Foam decorates the mouth!
Smile, the day has come
When the world is at your feet!

Be active, don't yawn
The world is huge to know!
Whatever you want, get it
It's like you're in heaven!
Not melting happy eyes
Celebrate the holiday now!

Live well and well
Blossom in smiles every hour!
Let everything go well,
Fate will triple the good!

cool wishes
I will not paint for a long time:
Let all your torment
Stop teasing you!

Let there be a smiling face
And a fat wallet.
Breathing will be shaky
Alone with love...

Dreams are supposed to come true
And I want to tell you -
No reason to give up fate
Not in a year, not in five!

Capture pleasant moments
Every minute on earth...
Bloom a flower from compliments
What they sincerely give to you!

Are not boring and long
In this life of pleasure!
I will not go the roundabout way,
And I will say with all my love:

Let there be no delay
For everything to come true
What do you cherish in your dreams
And what the heart is secretly waiting for!

How cool is your holiday
Let it not be red on the calendar ...
But with all my heart briefly

I wish I'm fine!
To be able to do everything, to succeed in everything -
And in response to "to" give!

Love and appreciate every moment on earth
And never forget about yourself!
Breathe deeply, live this day
Let it be comfortable and joyful in it!

I will say more pleasantly and briefly,
Than a thousand long phrases:
Do what you want, be who you want
Don't hide your happy eyes!

I wish to have an immense wallet
And spending banknotes is easy and pleasant!
Do not think about the sad and inexplicable,
Mutual love, hot and beautiful!

Live each day in nirvana
Let every moment warm to the soul!
Bathe in champagne, eat oysters, caviar,
Be able to turn all the problems into a game!
I don't know the limits of my wishes...
Well, in general, I congratulate you from the bottom of my heart!

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I wish you not to yawn from boredom,
Drive away your anxiety and fatigue!
Let there be no further reason
Get upset in the most beautiful weekdays!

Love yourself not only for merit,
Don't offer your services to your enemies...
Appreciate friends who are few in life ...
Be with those whom the heart has tested.

Putin makes wishes come true on his birthday

You are not just a woman, not just a woman! You are a goddess!

Oh God, what a man! Live beautifully!

Let them cheer you up
These are great wishes.
They have everything you've been missing
I would like to wish a lot!
Let luck turn to you.
And the sun will shine from the sky,
Each hot ray will stretch
And the golden one will give you a key
From happiness, longevity, wealth!
I want to smile carefree!

We wish, without impudence,
Have a good boss
Have a salary all year round
Raising children, raise a belly!

Relax on a budget
Eat caviar, not biscuits!
Let the champagne flow
Foam decorates the mouth!
Smile, the day has come
When the world is at your feet!

I wish it was thick in my pocket -
Lemons and cabbages bloomed
And smile with all your mouth
Smiling suits you so well!

I want the key to a new car
A hefty pack of money
Cold beer in a glass
And so that friends do not forget!

I wish you happiness and smiles
Love, understanding!
And fifteen goldfish
To fulfill all desires!

So be healthy!
Live richly
So will allow
Your salary to you!

What if the salary
You won't be allowed to live...
Well, don't live
No one is unwilling!

Let it all pass
Except money and intimacy!

Let the house become a palace from a fairy tale,
Sable fur coat - coat,
And your kitchen is a throne room,
In the corner - caviar with salmon!

Let the queen enter with a knock,
And the servants bow to you,
There were drinks, so that the shaft,
Tech down the mustache would be sweet honey!

We wish you a lot of happiness
Illnesses, sorrows do not know
Achieve success at work
And in your personal life, do not yawn!

The happiest moments
The best news!
So that from warm wishes
It has become brighter!

Life will be more wonderful, brighter,
All dreams will come true!
inspiration, good luck,
Gentle words and beauty!

Let the money, huddled in a flock of birds
Fly towards you like a hurricane
Let them surround, attack
And climb into your pocket with impudence!

May you always have cash.
What you spend them on is a personal matter ...
Perhaps you will buy a house, a car, a cottage,
And then treat your friends for change!

Voice funny birthday wishes

It's no secret you're beautiful - song

You are a good man, without cockroaches and show-offs!

(To a friend) Congratulations from Arthur Pirozhkov on your birthday

Live well and well
Blossom in smiles every hour!
Let everything go well,
Fate will triple the good!

Let there be everything! And everything is full
And let there be no half
If happiness is forever
Well, good luck so avalanche!

Congratulations! Pull up
Don't skimp on a smile
Cheer up and look around
How wonderful this life is.

Prosper, dare, work,
In any case - turn around,
Stay firmly on your feet
Be successful (noah), do not be lazy.

Up always and only up,
To enjoy life.
Here are the eyes lit up,
So the thing is - fuck it.

Congratulations! I wish that on each page of your diary it was written:
“Salary!”, “Fee!”, “Do not forget to get money!”

I want life to seem
To you a real fairy tale,
Health bale, love bag
And a big box of money!

Live let you not be sad
Cabbage crunches in the wallet
The car key is in your pocket.
The TV remote is waiting on the couch.

Cool Wishes
I will not paint for a long time:
Let all your torment
Stop teasing you!

Let there be a smiling face
And a fat wallet.
Breathing will be shaky
Alone with love...

greeting card

To eat and drink
To want and be able
So that everyone and everywhere
It was with whom and it was where!
To in a glass of wine
There was a sip for me too!

I wish you have everything in life:
AND EXPECTED PLEASURES,
and PLEASANT SURPRISES!

So that there is sometimes tension in life
I want to wish that there were money
And so that they do not lie, but spin around in business
And soon they turned into a big capital!

Be the sun - shine!
Be a bird - fly!
Be a fish - swim!
You will be a cancer - call!

Life is not sugar? No problem!
Always be harmonious (noah)!
Meditate sometimes
Learn chakras, mantras,
Radiate light and joy!

Spend your days in nirvana.
Appreciate the value
Every day and every moment!
And sadness will disappear in an instant!

I wish your every day to be like a picture on TV - bright and boring!

I wish you all the happiest
The most beautiful: chocolate health,
Grape fun, eternal youth,
Life endless: public and private,
Strawberry smiles, strawberry joys,
And a glass of "Capital".

We wish neither less nor more -
To make the road easy
So that you live just wonderful
And the work was like a song.

We wish that the years do not upset you -
After all, life is beautiful, love all the moments
And even if a difficult hour suddenly comes -
You have a lot of inspiration in store!

Be like the sun you are clear
Kind, native and beautiful
And let it always ring for everyone
Beautiful and wonderful laugh!

I wish you cherished happiness
Immeasurable wealth!

I wish you a good journey
Walk this path with friends
Health not to take
And never be discouraged.

I wish you happiness and warmth
Good and kind friends
Great hopes, drunken feasts,
Pleasant meetings and kind words.

I wish you success in business
In love - happy days in full,
And, as always, fun, laughter,
In business - neither fluff nor feathers!

May your life be wonderful
Let there be less evil and troubles,
I wish you great happiness
And long, bright, good years!

I want you to be loved
I want flowers to be given!
So that life is always bright
I wish you light and warmth!

So that life is always bright
I wish you light and warmth
Good health forever
Everything that makes a person happy!

Dreams are supposed to come true
And I want to tell you -
No reason to give up fate
Not in a year, not in five!
Capture pleasant moments
Every minute on earth...
Bloom a flower from compliments
What they sincerely give to you!

The most beautiful short wishes in prose

I wish you good luck, a huge bag, Good luck, glorious sea, Only happiness, success, good luck, so that all your dreams come true soon!

Dreams are supposed to come true And I want to tell you - There is no reason for fate to give up Not in a year, not in five! Catch pleasant moments Every minute on earth ... Blossom with a flower from compliments That are sincerely given to you!

Rest not on a budget, Eat caviar, not biscuits! Let the champagne flow, Decorate your mouth with foam! Smile, the day has come, When the world is at your feet!

Let there be a path without potholes in the interior of your dream car. Nearby are those who deserve a lot, and far away are those who talk a lot and represent little.

I wish you more positive things in life, the right decisions, true friends and the right turns in life!

I wish you health, good luck, love, high material wealth, excellent mood, fulfillment of desires and family well-being!

Beautiful short wishes

Let every day be like a beautiful flower: just as bright and wonderful!

For you, life is a fast track. Let it be even and straight! Good luck and new achievements!

The light of the sun and the blue of the sky, the fresh breeze and the aroma of blooming flowers, this whole world is for you. May everything be wonderful for you!

How great to have you! May your life be bright and your mood sunny!

I wish you a sea of goodness, an ocean of good luck, and a whole mountain of happiness! May the money never run out, health not decrease, and the mood always be festive. May fate sincerely love you, and all the good things in your life grow day by day!

My beloved and dear person, my happiness and my reward, I wish you a successful and bright day, a wonderful mood and a miracle, pleasant surprises and joyful moments. May the day be fruitful and bring a lot of impressions.

Let the great weather, the smiles of friends, the approval of the authorities, good news, pleasant compliments, exciting moments, interesting events, the expectation of a miracle fill your day and will certainly please you, giving you an excellent and playful mood!

Postcard to cheer up a girl

All pornography from your computer will be seized

Setting for a good day

Have a nice day!
May my wishes inspire you!
For exploits and experiments,
For positive and funny moments.

So that today is a good day
And not dull, sad, gloomy.
I wish you always!
Happy and bright day!

I wish you a beautiful day
May luck trample on you
Do not saw you, so that the authorities,
And you would lose count of money!

Good, bright day!
I want you from me!
To bring him pleasure
Not sadness, regret.

So that everything is 100%
Beautiful, sincere moments.
More good impressions.
No hassles or regrets.

Let the day go well in the morning
Victory will be only yours!
In love, business and entertainment,
Live your day with pleasure!

I wish you a happy, good day,
Kissing hard on the cheek loving!
I'm with you in my heart, I'll always be there
And then everything will work out for you!

To make the day pleasant
Kind, bright, successful.
All the bad times
They were just plain.

Good luck today, I wish you a lot
And let the day go as you dream!
I wish you luck in everything
And let any trouble be nothing!

Let all things work out today
And let the sun shine on you today.
Let all the old losses be found,
And may order reign on your planet.

Don't have to stress too much
Solving all problems and tasks,
Let in the difficult rhythm of the day, as if in a dance,
You, smiling, are spinning with luck!

Have a nice day!
So that everything works out for you today!
May this day be wonderful
Beautiful, sunny and clear.

Man without a smile
This is a kitchen without tiles
This is a sea without a seagull
This is a house without a mistress,
This is a cat without a tail
This is a tail without a cat!
Smile always
And a good day!

Our life runs without stopping.
We live, then falling down, then taking off.
A new day has come, and what will it be like?
Health, perhaps, and luck will arrive?

Let everything turn out as it was intended,
And let life care for you, and love you!
Good luck to you and me!
I wish you a good, good day!

I want to be cheerful, bold,
May you be lucky today!

good day sms

Have a good day! Have a good day!
Today I'm texting you!
Do not be discouraged and sad
Smile and just live!

So that the day is full of impressions
Or maybe even adventure.
You decide for yourself,
Have a nice day baby!

I wish you more beautiful moments
Best friends and compliments,
Happy, successful let it be a day
And every minute you have more fun!

Have a nice day!
Let it not be a burden to relatives,
Colleagues look with respect,
Let the boss give you a raise
Will add a salary, loving,
And send you on vacation!

Voice wishes for birthday

Putin congratulates on his birthday and gives Lada Kalina and YotaFon

You are not just a woman, not just a woman! You are a goddess!

Oh God, what a man! Live beautifully!

The sun shines brightly on everyone
amazing shine,
sms for happiness
Your phone flies

May this day be happy
Give peace, love, warmth,
And let Fortune not get tired
Do it again so that you are lucky

And everything turned out great
In any case, success would be expected,
And happiness was revealed as a rose,
The one that is freshest and brightest of all! ©

May this day bring good luck
And also happiness and warmth,
I love you, which means
You are amazingly lucky!

Let everything be fine at work,
Let the authorities not forget to praise you!
Roads without traffic jams, excellent news,
And as always, victories on the personal front!
Have a good day!

Life gives so many wonderful moments
To be appreciated!
May the day be sunny, clear,
And you will be loved more!

I wish you impressions
Events and news!
Delights and sensations
And only good passions!

I wish you a good day
I miss, love and hug.
So that your day goes perfectly
Be neat and decent.

So that everything works out today
Good luck, friendship is not lost,
So that everything conceived comes true,
And all the bad things were gone.

Have a nice day
And remember me
And miss me a little
On this beautiful day.

I wish you a good day
And also see me soon!

greeting card

I wish you a good day!
Today you will succeed!
And what have you been thinking for a long time
Everything will be done easily.

After all, everything that you comprehended in life,
Mind, perseverance you have achieved.
So that all desires and hopes
Came true quickly, as before.

And the sky turned pink
The city awakens from sleep.
I'm for you this frosty morning
I wish you have a good day!

I wish you positive
Meetings, communication, creativity,
In general, you understand me -
Have a wonderful day!

Good day wishes in prose

A new day has come, it carries something unexpected. So let this unexpected be pleasant. He carries worries, so let them be successfully resolved. It carries communication, so let it be only positive. Have a nice day!

I want to spend the day smiling! After all, you are so charming and sweet, the birds start to sing, seeing how you smile at them, the flowers bloom in response to you, and I just love you and adore your smile! I ask you very much - always smile!
Have a nice day, love!

May this day fill your life with joy, your eyes with light, your soul with happiness. Realize on this day that life is beautiful.