Wall newspaper for the day of the nurse. Nurse day posters
Poster, wall newspaper, propagandist for the day of the nurse.
Congratulate the nurse with a beautiful poster to hang in your office.
The best part is that you can edit the poster as you see fit. For example, make it funny if you know at least a little Photoshop, since the poster is in PSD format. Also in the archive is the same poster in eps and JPEG format.
On the poster, sincerely congratulations to the nurses in verse:
Nurse!..
You are alone and there are so many of you.
Every day by eight in the morning
You go strictly to the sick.
Procedures and injections.
The doctor has you "at hand".
There is no more merciful school
To be a medical nurse.
We want to congratulate the nurses,
Your professional holiday - keep it up.
Give you fewer injections
And sleep more at night.
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We congratulate the nurses today,
We wish you patience and health.
We wish that for affection and warmth,
Goodness has returned to you a hundredfold.
Today on a holiday we will tell you: "Thank you!"
For the fact that you will never pass by
You will always help a person,
To those who are calling, you will come to the rescue.
May only work bring you joy,
Care for loved ones and relatives,
May all your wishes come true
All efforts will return in abundance.
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What's the doctor's share
Without a sister's shoulder?
Who is always ready to help?
Who will give a clamp, tweezers,
Prepare the tool
Or the right document?
The voice is gentle, the gaze is sharp ...
Congratulations to the nurses!
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How many smiles, kindness and warmth
At our own nurse!
We want good luck with you,
For being kind to the sick!
Let the trouble pass you by
Give us joy and light!
And may the bright angel always keep you
From grief, misfortune and misfortune!
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Bandurko Margarita
There are many professions in the world:
Singers, pilots, carpenters,
But everyone is more important, everyone is needed
Modest labor health workers!
From year to year we celebrate and congratulate everyone healthcare workers... Day medic celebrated in Russia on the third Sunday of June. This year the holiday is celebrated on June 17th. We congratulate people who treat diseases, save lives, give joy and hope. A specific feature of the initiate medical professionals of the day is that celebrate it not only medics but also all people involved in saving lives and helping the sick and injured.
For many a day medic is not just a holiday. it is equated to a day of solidarity, when each person tries to express medical professionals your respect and respect. It doesn't matter if it is a doctor, a nurse or an ordinary nurse - they are together work for the benefit of our health.
For me personally, this is the second professional holiday, since I working a teacher in a children's sanatorium for 26 years. Frequently ill children come to our sanatorium (acute respiratory infections, bronchitis, asthma, to heal their health. On the eve of the approaching holiday, the children and I decided to congratulate our loved ones physicians... We learned a lot of congratulatory poems and decided to do wall newspaper.
To begin with, Lida and Tanya made a background wall newspapers... They decided that it would be the Russian flag. (did not forget the holiday on June 12)... the girls tried very hard.
Kirill, Anya, Varya and Stas cut out the printed pictures on medical topic.
They pasted a picture with a doctor and a nurse. and suddenly one of the guys suggested. so that not medicine would pour out of the syringe, but a whole sea of flowers.
Flowers were urgently cut out and glued.
Pasted poems and secured medical stamp.
The children glued the bowl with the snake in the most conspicuous place - this is a symbol medicine.
Wrote the inscription HAPPY DAY MEDICA.
The kids tried very hard. Wall newspaper we hung in a group. It was very pleasant to listen to the words of gratitude to the children from doctors, nurses, nurses!
No profession can compare in importance with the profession medic... Therefore, today I especially want to wish you success in your hard work, which requires all your mental strength and full dedication.
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Entertainment "Day of the medical worker" Holiday progress: Host: Hello, children! Today we are celebrating the Day of the Medical Worker. Being healthy means never.
You can work in an ambulance service if ...
.You have already dealt with patients who believe that 4-hour constipation is a reason to call an ambulance;
.You divide calls into 4 categories: emergency, urgent, patient and AK (alcoholic coma);
.You put a fat end on such an occasion for hospitalization as “I got drunk as a lord ...”;
.You call motorcyclists organ donors;
A patient with a ring through his nose told you that he was afraid of injections;
. You have already come up with thoughts such as: "The main thing - there is a pulse, and the rhythm - to hell with it";
.You feel myocardial infarction 20 meters away, and renal colic 50 meters away;
.Some patients you no longer need to ask about their illnesses, since you can fill in all the necessary papers from memory;
.You can not laugh when you hear from the patient: “I drank only 2 bottles of beer”;
.You automatically multiply by 3 the number of glasses of alcohol, which, according to the patient, he drinks daily;
You give the neighborhood bums the addresses of good shelters so that it would not occur to them to spend the night in the hospital.
Let it sway me on the go
Don't let live, don't feed,
I'll come to work anyway!
Advance day - there is no mourning date,
It's just not there this year,
Hold up your salary too,
I'll come to work anyway!
I'm not going to rest,
I meant this sea,
Naked tea and croutons for dinner,
I'll come to work anyway!
I do not need "premium" at all,
I figure my shore,
No need for any
awards,
I'll come to work anyway!
It's okay that the clothes are rumpled
I'm not lying to you, keep in mind
If the entrance fee is for me,
I'll come on credit for work!
I will come, even if the eclipse,
I will forget about the frosts in winter,
Even if the brain is clouded,
I WILL COME! BUT I WILL NOT WORK !!!
The ambulance team left in case of clinical death - cardiac arrest on the shore of a lake in Yekaterinburg on a hot day in summer. Defibrillator delivered. put a rubber mat. The sand is wet. The ring of onlookers is dense - about 30-40 people. The doctor tells them - they say, go away. They - not a step back. Doctor again - the result is zero. Well, what to do - do not go to war with the civilian population. The doctor with the words - "I warned" - gives a defibrillator discharge to the patient, standing, I repeat, on a rubber mat. Can you imagine 30 people jumping in place several times at the same time, and then scattering in different directions? I couldn't either. And the man, by the way, was pumped out
"We're going to a call. The patient is a mentally ill bastard. Everyone knows him around, a brawler and constantly gets to the bottom of his wife ... A favorite joke is to try to commit suicide. (The key word here is" try ", since he really wants to live, but that's his attempts are calculated so that the ambulance will come just to "rescue" him).
This time he came up with the following. Got drunk on mercury from old mercury medical thermometers (about 5 in my opinion), and with a smug face lies on the sofa. Like here I am what a hero. The wife is understandably hysterical, more likely from a psychological breakdown, since, I repeat, he does it periodically, and everyone is already tired of it. It is clear that there is only one way out - gastric lavage with all the "consequences" and will be healthy in the morning, and in a couple of days there will probably be another challenge. I decide to teach a lesson. With a calm expression on my face I say to him:
-Go to the shower, wash yourself, put on clean clothes and lie down on the sofa.
He is confused, but the smile is still on his face. Asks:
-What is it for?
The answer is absolutely serious.
-Well, what a healthy boar you are, your wife will be tortured to wash and dress you, so while you are still alive, do everything yourself, I'll call you about the coffin ...
The smiles disappeared, squeals, snot and whimpering began…. Like, save your uncle doctor….
He didn't bother us anymore ... "
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Little son came to his father,
And the baby asked
Is it good to be a doctor
Or is it bad?
You are a father all your life as a doctor
I worked in the ambulance
Explain to me how much
What have you earned?
You see, there is no luck,
Mother went to the huckster,
Internet is not paid for,
No money for books
They began to wipe your ass,
An old newspaper
And you don't give a shit
Is it good?
I do not know what to say,
Himself gnaws at everything,
To tear off the ass of the son,
just won't help
I answer my son
We walk barefoot
we do not live richly,
but in Russia….
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All specialties smell special:
Geneticist smells like buccal scraping
Surgeons smell of peritonitis,
And pulmonologists smell like pleurisy
Endocrinologist smells like ketones,
The dentist smells like a rotten tooth,
The forensic medic smells like a grave,
It smells like cognac and tequila,
Urologist smells like prostate secret,
The radiologist smells of barium,
Smell of phlegm, blood and urine
Doctors-laboratory assistants are everywhere,
Microbiologist smells like agar,
With plaster and splints - traumatologist.
Smells like drool, with and without belching
Physician of the FGDS office.
It smells of roses ... good proctologist,
Gerontologist doctor smells like old women,
The ultrasound specialist smells like condom and gel,
Medical registrar - with paper and glue.
Doctor podiatrist smells like feet,
Grill and bedsore - combustiologist,
Vomiting, homeless people, urine and gasoline
The ambulance doctor smells unbearable.
The gynecologist smells like aunts,
And the histologist smells of paraffin.
Evil old ladies, ton of paper
Our poor therapists smell like
Neonatologist smells like meconium
It smells like urine of an old nephrologist.
The mammologist smells like a dirty armpit,
And pediatricians smell like "Rastishka"
A psychologist smells like a wet vest,
The anesthesiologist smells like anesthesia.
There are a lot of smells, but there is also a bummer -
The pharmaceutical representative only smells like dough.
Who needs doctors in the world?
After all, every idiot knows this:
Only two ailments affect the body.
Fuck - not treated, Fuck - it will pass by itself