You are waiting for someone to accept. Faina Ranevskaya: comic statements, funny quotes, humor -If a patient really wants to live, doctors are powerless. Russian humor There are no overweight women, there are tight clothes. A collection of golden quotes and "strong expressions" from a Russian actress

24.09.2019

There are people in whom God lives, there are people in whom the devil lives, and there are people in whom only worms live.

Liveyou need to be remembered by the bastards.

Making a bad movie is like spitting into eternity.

Success - the only unforgivable sin in relation to your loved one.

Optimism - this is a lack of information.

Loneliness is when there is a telephone in the house, and only the alarm clock rings.

If you are waiting for someone to accept you "as you are", then you are just a lazy mudlo. Because, as a rule, "such as is" is a sad sight. Change, you brute. Work on yourself . Or die alone.

If suddenly you become bad for someone, then a lot of good things have been done for that person !!!

Under the most beautiful peacock's tail there is always an ordinary chicken ass.

On an empty stomach, a Russian person does not want to do or think anything, but when he is full, he cannot.

If a person has done you EVIL - you give him candy, he is EVIL to you - you give him candy ... And so on until this creature develops diabetes mellitus.

The few animals were included in the Red Book, and there are many of them in the Book about tasty and healthy food.

About women, men love and marriage

The union of a stupid man and a stupid woman gives rise to a mother-heroine. The union of a stupid woman and an intelligent man gives rise to a single mother. The union of an intelligent woman and a stupid man creates an ordinary family. The union of an intelligent man and an intelligent woman gives rise to light flirting.

Why are beautiful women more successful than smart women? This is obvious because there are very few blind men, and a dime a dozen stupid men.

God made women beautiful so that men could love them, and stupid so that they could love men.

A woman is smarter than men. Have you ever heard of a woman who would lose her head just because a man has beautiful legs?

The family replaces everything. Therefore, before starting it, you should think about what is more important to you: everything or family.

A fairy tale is when he married a frog, and she turned out to be a princess. And reality is when it's the other way around.

A real man is a man who remembers a woman's birthday exactly and never knows how old she is. A man who never remembers a woman's birthday, but knows exactly how old she is, is her husband.

If a woman walks with her head down, she has a lover! If a woman walks with her head held high, she has a lover! If a woman keeps her head straight, she has a lover! And in general - if a woman has a head, then she has a lover!

(The condom is white) because white makes you look fat.

If you love a person as he is, then you love him. If you are trying to radically change him, then you love yourself. That's all.

If you are told that you have become somehow different, then you simply become not as comfortable as you were before.

Happiness is when you are loved for what you are and for what you are. Regardless of what you have.

If you think that there is someone better than me, then you should always remember that there is someone better than you.

When you appreciate what you have, and not live in search of ideals, then you will truly become happy.

If You are not like everyone else, You are more difficult to use.

There are enough judges in the world. And a friend was created in order to accept you as you are.

The one you really need does not have to correspond to your concepts. He will appear and destroy everything, and will be himself, as he is. And you will love him like that.

If there is such a thing in the world as absolute happiness, it’s the feeling that you are in the right place.

Everyone in life has someone who will never let you go, and someone who you will never let go.

Faina Georgievna Ranevskaya (nee Feldman) went down in the history of culture and cinema as “one of the greatest Russian actresses of the XX century” and “queen of the second plan”. She more often played in the theater than in the cinema, ironing about this, that "the money will be consumed, and the shame will remain forever." She did not have the main roles, but even small, at times episodic roles, she played so that they went down in history forever. And we remember her every time on TV we hear the “housewife” Freken Bock from the cartoon about Carlson speaking in her low voice.

After her, a huge number of aphorisms and "strong expressions" remained, most of which became winged - the people felt their capacious imagery and fell in love with the absence of her so-called "internal censorship".

A collection of golden quotes and "strong expressions" from the Russian actress:

Do you know what it is to act in films? Imagine that you are washing in a bathhouse, and there is a guided tour.
To gain recognition, one must, even must, die.
Women are, of course, smarter. Have you ever heard of a woman who would lose her head just because a man has beautiful legs?
To the question: "Are you sick, Faina Georgievna?" - She usually replied: "No, I just look like that."
It is better to be a good person, "swearing" than a quiet, well-mannered creature.
Under the most beautiful peacock tail is the most common chicken ass. So less pathos, gentlemen.
Health is when you have pain in a different place every day.
Everything pleasant in this world is either harmful, or immoral, or leads to obesity.
Sclerosis cannot be cured, but you can forget about it.
Why are all fools such women?
What I'm doing? I'm feigning health.
If you are waiting for someone to accept you “as you are”, then you are just a lazy mudlo.
Because, as a rule, “the way it is” is a sad sight. Change, you brute. Work on yourself. Or die alone.
Old age is a time when candles on a birthday cake are more expensive than the cake itself, and half of the urine is used for tests.
If the patient really wants to live, doctors are powerless.
When I am not given a role, I feel like a pianist whose hands have been cut off.
Success is the only unforgivable sin towards your loved one.
The companion of glory is loneliness.
The other half is in the brain, ass and pills. And I was initially whole.
On an empty stomach, a Russian person does not want to do or think anything, but when he is full, he cannot.
Everything will come true, you just have to get sick.
All my life I have been terribly afraid of stupid people. Especially women. You never know how to talk to them without falling to their level.
A child from the first grade of school should be taught the science of loneliness.
My God, how old I am - I still remember decent people!
There are no overweight women, there are tight clothes.
There are people in whom God lives, there are people in whom the devil lives, and there are people in whom only worms live.
If a person has done you evil - you give him candy, he is evil to you - you give him candy ... And so on until this creature develops diabetes mellitus.
We were accustomed to single-celled words, scanty thoughts, play after that Ostrovsky!
Getting old is boring, but it's the only way to live long.
A fairy tale is when he married a frog, and she turned out to be a princess. And reality is when it's the other way around.
- When you come, knock your feet.
- Why kick?
- Well, you are not going to go empty-handed!
Optimism is simply a lack of information.
I noticed that if you do not eat bread, sugar, fatty meat, do not drink beer with fish, the muzzle becomes smaller, but sadder.
When you get married, then you will understand what happiness is. But it will be too late.
Life is too short to be wasted on diets, greedy men and bad moods.
The family replaces everything. Therefore, before starting it, you should think about what is more important to you: everything or family.
So that we can see how much we overeat, our belly is located on the same side as our eyes.
Horseradish, put on the opinion of others, ensures a calm and happy life.
Women are not the weaker sex. The weaker floor is rotten boards.
People make their own problems - no one forces them to choose boring professions, marry the wrong people, or buy uncomfortable shoes.

If you are waiting for someone to accept you "as you are", then you are just a lazy mug. Because, as a rule, "such as is" is a sad sight. Change, you brute. Work on yourself.

An endless loop is to give a sleepy person a triangular blanket.

You say you love rain, but you walk under an umbrella when it comes. You say you love the sun, but when it shines you hide in the shadows. You say you love the wind, but when it blows, you close the window. That's why I'm afraid when you say you love me.

Bob marley

The overwhelming majority of Internet users are very similar to homeless people scouring a huge garbage dump in search of something more or less worthwhile.

Pope Carlo and Pinocchio:
- Son, you wanted a little animal for the New Year, are you not happy with the gift?
- But I wanted a kitten or a puppy ...
- Well, not all children get exactly what they wanted!
- Yes, but this beaver looks at me in a strange way ...

Euronews Channel. Report from London. After the borders were opened, Romanians and Gypsies poured into London. On the screen, a local London Pakistani (!) Is outraged by the unsanitary conditions and criminality of the Romanian element. True, only those who have seen the areas of compact residence of London packs can appreciate such a passage. To come up with filth and crime that would anger them - for me, for example, it's weak.

So he took it and called me a fool again ... I didn't do anything wrong, I just folded the book in a corner, put it on his head, asked him to open his mouth wider and said:
- Darling, how you look like a birdhouse!

You don’t know anything about fear if your guitar standing at the head of your bed didn’t fall over in the middle of the night.

The phrase "I will never forget you" sounds gentle and affectionate. But "I remember you" is already somehow threatening.

The same feeling when you wake up to the sound of rain ... in January ...

- How are you?
- Happiness wagon and small cart.
- So good?
- It is not yet known: the carriage turned out to be a reserved seat and the upper side seat, all hope is for a small cart.

The Europeans have imposed on us their social structure, their education system, their values .. Now is it also a European winter ?!

The conscience of your conscience is your ally.

The word "satellite" in the meaning of an aircraft appeared in our language thanks to Fyodor Mikhailovich Dostoevsky, who reasoned about "what will become in space with an ax? .. If it gets far away, then I think it will start to fly around the Earth, without knowing why, in the form of a satellite ... ".What prompted the writer to such reasoning is difficult to say today, but a century later - at the beginning of October 1957 - not even an ax began to fly around our planet, but a device that was most complicated at that time, which became the first artificial satellite sent into space by the USSR

My room is my planet, AND IT DOES NOT NEED TO CONNECT IT WITH THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE WITH AN OPEN DOOR.

Common sense, I feel like I'm losing you ...

Yesterday there was an incident: with myself
I spoke as usual.
But suddenly he didn’t agree with himself,
Flared up and even yelled ...

I once wrote a long time ago about false memory - the deliberate or accidental implantation of memories of events in the human brain in which he did not take any part.More precisely, here one cannot even talk about the implantation as such - a person is only given a hint that he must remember this event, and the brain itself forms memories on its own, and so qualitatively that the person is sincerely convinced of their truthfulness.

In experiments on this topic, memories formed quite innocent ones - for example, showing people photographs, claiming that they once traveled to these places and took these photographs themselves, or telling the story of how, as a child, they fought off their parents in a shopping center and got lost. Despite the simplicity of the method (that is, in general, there was no method at all as some means of special influence), after a while some of the participants in the experiment began to sincerely believe that this had really happened to them, moreover, they began to supplement the story with details, which were not in the original version prepared by the experimenters.

But these are flowers, and berries are how false memories affect in real life. For example, in testimony in court. For example, in the United States, more than 300 previously convicted people have been released based on the results of DNA analysis (which became possible only relatively recently) in samples collected at the crime scene; in 72% of cases, there was evidence in the case indicating an innocently convicted person. If a person can unconsciously form in his head rather detailed memories of a vacation that he has never taken, then what can we say about post factum adding details to the vague figure of a criminal that turns her into a specific person? At the same time, such testimonies are not exposed by any lie detectors - the witness is absolutely sure that he is telling the pure truth. He really remembers that.

It's even more fun with testimonials that relate to events that happened years or decades ago - for example, in cases where an adult was already making accusations of abuse committed against him in childhood, usually sexual. There is a strong suspicion that such memories may be formed from scratch under the influence of articles in the press about similar cases and, especially when working with psychologists trying to pull out "repressed memories of psychological trauma that took place." What is especially surprising, false memories of a crime can also be formed in an innocent convict - there were such cases too.

So, what am I doing? A group of comrades from the University of California tested (full work) whether the formation of false memories in people with highly superior autobiographical memory (HSAM) - the ability to recall in detail almost any day of their lives - will work. In details that can be objectively verified, people with this type of memory are accurate 97% of the time; they remember the day ten years ago more accurately than ordinary people remember the events of the past month.

Result: false memory is formed in them in the same way as in ordinary people.

One of the clearest tests was the test for non-existent news. Participants were asked if they remember the news about a certain dramatic event (such events may include murders, military operations, plane crashes), and the question is structured in a form that insists that this event really happened. Up to 55% of the subjects confirm that they remember this news, up to 45% - they also tell the details (that is, they form not just belief in the fact of such an event, but extended false memories of it). In this study, subjects were asked if they had seen a video of an airplane crash in Pennsylvania on 9/11, filmed by an eyewitness from the ground (in reality, such a video does not exist). Testing was carried out in two stages - in the first, the subject answered questions on the computer, in the second, 15 minutes later, he talked with the experimenter; in all cases, all questions began with specifying the event in question, and were built in a prompting form.

A simple question (yes / no) was answered in the affirmative by 20% of subjects with HSAM and 29% - with ordinary memory. When asked to clarify the details of the video, the people with HSAM "remembered" more details, although the difference was not statistically significant. In an oral interview among people with HSAM, 10% were sure that they watched the video, 10% answered “maybe”; among ordinary people there were 18.4% to 5.3%. Interestingly, among people with HSAM, the results were not uniform - those who showed a higher score in basic tests for memory accuracy (they ask to name the exact dates of certain public events) were significantly more susceptible to the formation of false memory: for example, in oral interviews among them, 20% were sure that they watched the video, and 10% answered “maybe”.

In addition to the general theoretical result that the mechanisms of HSAM formation are the same as those of ordinary autobiographical memory, there is a more beautiful consequence - the rule “lying as an eyewitness”, apparently, has no exceptions. No matter how accurate a person's memory of events that actually happened, it can easily, literally with one correctly constructed question, be mixed with the memory of events that never happened