Now you can beautifully, and most importantly, subtly poke an opponent in a dispute using one of these expressions.
Only aristocrats and people with a fair sense of humor and imagination can insult so beautifully.
So,

How nice to offend the interlocutor.

Any resemblance between you and the person is purely coincidental!

1. Are you always this stupid, or is today a special occasion?
2. As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?


3. I would like to punch you in the teeth, but why should I improve your appearance?
4. At least there is one positive thing about your body. It's not as scary as your face!
5. The brain is not everything. And in your case, it's nothing!
6. Be careful, don't let your brain get into your head!
7. I like you. They say I have terrible taste, but I love you.
8. Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?
9. If only I had a face like yours. I would sue my parents!
10. Don't be upset. A lot of people don't have talent either!
11. No offense, but do you have a job to spread ignorance?
12. Keep talking, someday you will still be able to say something smart!
13. Do you still love nature despite what it has done to you?
14. I don't think so, maybe you have a brain strain!
15. Fellows like you don't grow on trees, they vacillate there.
16. He has a mechanical mind. This is bad for him, he often forgets to turn his back to the wind.
17. His mind is like a steel trap that always closes when trying to find the answer!
18. You are a man of the earth, bad that is not the best part of it.
19. He thought, this is something new.
20. When it finally gets dark, you will surely look better!
21. Yes, you are just a miracle comedian. If it's funny, it's a miracle!
22. In Who's Who you should be looked for as What Is It?
23. You are living proof that a person can live without brains!
24. He is so short that when it rains, he is always the last to know.
25. Yes, you're just a template for building an idiot.
26. Why are you here? I thought the zoo was closing for the night!
27. How did you get here? Did someone leave the cage open?
28. Do not try to find anything in your head, it is empty.
29. I think you wouldn't want to feel the way you look!
30. Hey! I am human! What do you?
31. I can't talk to you right now, tell me where will you be in 10 years?
32. I don't want you to turn the other cheek, it's just ugly.
33. I don't know who you are, but it would be better if you weren't there, I'm sure everyone will agree with me.
34. I don't know what makes you stupid, but it really works.
35. I can drive the monkey out of you, but it will cost you dearly!
36. I can't remember your name and please don't help me with this!
37. I don't even like the people you're trying to copy.
38. I know you were born stupid, but why do you relapse?
39. I know that you made yourself. It's good that you plead guilty!
40. I know you are not as stupid as you look. This is impossible!
41. I saw people like you, but then I had to pay for the ticket!
42. Why are you such a fool today? Although I think this is typical of you.

But just do not overdo it, even using veiled not direct insults you can get in the face))
By using these insults, you take responsibility for your words.

Offensive phrases

1. "I cheated on you."

2. "You are bad (fool, idiot)"

3. "I don't want you like a man"

"In vain we got married"

5. "You are nothing in sex!"

6. "My friend's husband is better than you"

7. "Your friend eats me with his eyes!"

It will fly out - take care of the birdhouse!

I'm afraid to seem a little old fashioned to you, but I want to burn you at the stake.

My spinal cord is bigger than my brain!

First, learn Russian by five, and then open your mouth.

Do you still love nature despite what it has done to you?

I wish you to find a soul mate, for starters, a soul mate.

Hear you, do not cock, you're a donkey.

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43 extraordinary insults! Be creative with your statements, but don't overdo it!)

I like you. They say I have terrible taste, but I love you.

9. Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home? 10. If I had a face like yours. I would sue my parents!

11. Do not be upset. A lot of people don't have talent either! 12. Do not be offended, but do you have a job to spread ignorance? 13. Keep talking, someday you will still be able to say something smart!

How to insult a person without a mat, 10 clever cultural insult phrases

- When God created a real man, he decided to save money.

“You are not a woman, but cheap utensils that are designed for frequent rental. - Anatoly, you insult a woman, swearing insignificantly and barking helplessly, like a mongrel mongrel.

- If you were a smart and decent man, your wife would not be so unhappy. - Kolya, you have not yet taken place in the womb, so you are not given to become a strong man.

Calls our way

Pentyukh - a pot-bellied man with an outstanding stern in addition Bezpelyuha, tyuryuhailo - a slob Squishy - nasty, smelly Zateteha - a portly woman Zaguzastka - a round, fat woman with a big booty peasant

You watch your tongue, all of a sudden I decide that more goes without teeth.

Mmm, baby, you have nothing to be afraid of, I'm not a mirror, you won't see yourself!

Run under the bath to hide, otherwise if I find you, then your face will resemble a chop!

Where did you come from, birdie?

Blow up and don't cry out.

Please make the world a better place.

To do this, you just need to hang yourself!

Cockerel, it's too early to crow, it's not dawn yet!

I'll buy you a muzzle, you'll start yapping in my direction again,

Offensive obscene names and expressions

Have you lost the list of who to be afraid of.

Go feed the hedgehogs, local peacock! Worm in a spacesuit. Toilet on skis. Infected rhinoceros pipe. Twix without a stick Go smell your swim trunks!

You rustle out of season, huckster.

Why are you gurgling, dung slurry? Your smile makes my ass wrinkle, my face is like a gnawed canister!

Polina and the world

22. Another "Vyak" in my direction ....... and your dad was sweating in vain .... 34. Tell me who I am and I'll tell you how much you underestimated me. Your intelligence level is not equal to 0, so it’s better not to open your mouth at all, you can’t connect 2 words normally!

colorful swearing or insults without swearing

jotun

jotun, art, bitch, well, why did you give me cons here?

Jotun, Art likes to put minuses (he received from him). probably for educational purposes, to write less.

opera.rulez, my friend, I got about 30 minuses (190 ratings) from art jotun, when I was completely new, he leaked the same amount to me somewhere without explaining the reason.

stupid dictionary-explainable words

I look at you and understand that all scientists lie… not all dinosaurs have died out yet… I know why you are so angry and nervous. Your girl has a bigger dick than her.

Do you want to guess what sign you were born under?

stopudovo, under a brick! my friend fell and broke her chin, but it's not scary, because she has a second one.

see see. you are awesome! only steel balls should be in the pants, not in the head.

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Sometimes it seems to me that an awl in the ass is your inner core.

The present guy curves should be convolutions, not hands ...

Be kind, decorate the world with your absence.

You talk so cool about serving in the army! Did you happen to serve in the Amusing Regiment?

Yes, you are just the spitting image of Pushkin! It makes me want to shoot you...

Oh, why are you leaving already? And it was so much fun without you...

You are so intelligent guy, even a hat on the head!

Yes, you already have absenteeism in the cemetery!

Don't rush to Hell.... They definitely won't start there without you.

You know, there are engine failures. We'll fix it. There are processor failures. It's tolerable. And, personally, you have a DNA malfunction. And this is forever ... Is it okay that I'm so smart against the background of you?

Are you hairy all over or just your nostrils?

And you are unique guy! After all, not everyone is given to develop their inability, but you clearly succeeded in this!

You are so educated that not only your hand does not rise to the girls.

Mozart, at your age, had been dead for a year.

So it was you on the dating site that the girls began to write, looking at your photo, “sorry, but we are not so alone” ...

What a meeting! And I thought you were dead ... Our mutual friend, this morning he said so much good about you ...

I, I see, you like to slow down and without a car.

Your hands, of course, are clumsy. But the brains are smooth.

You are a real gem! I would even say self-degenerate ...

Here, just don't strain your head now. If a good thought came to you, it was only to get a good night's sleep.

Everyone says about you “you feel the school”, and indeed, it immediately catches your eye that you did not reach the institute.

01. Any resemblance between you and the person is purely coincidental!
02. Are you always this stupid, or is today a special occasion?
03. As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?
04. I would like to kick you in the teeth, but why should I improve your appearance?
05. There is at least one positive thing about your body. It's not as scary as your face!
06. The brain is not everything. And in your case, it's nothing!
07. Be careful, don't let your brain get into your head!
08. I like you. They say I have terrible taste, but I love you.
09. Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?
10. If I had a face like yours. I would sue my parents!
11. Do not be upset. A lot of people don't have talent either!
12. Do not be offended, but do you have a job to spread ignorance?
13. Keep talking, someday you will still be able to say something smart!
14. Do you still love nature despite what it has done to you?
15. I don't think so, maybe you have a brain sprain!
16. Fellows like you do not grow on trees, they fluctuate there.
17. He has a mechanical mind. This is bad for him, he often forgets to turn his back to the wind.
18. His mind is like a steel trap that always closes when trying to find the answer!
19. You are a man of the earth, it is bad that it is not the best part of it.
20. He thought - this is something new.
21. When it finally gets dark, you will definitely look better!
22. Yes, you are just a miracle comedian. If it's funny, it's a miracle!
23. In Who's Who you should be looked for as What Is It?
24. You are living proof that a person can live without brains!
25. He is so short that when it rains, he is always the last to know about it.
26. Yes, you are just a template for building an idiot.
27. Why are you here? I thought the zoo was closing for the night!
28. How did you get here? Did someone leave the cage open?
29. Do not try to find anything in your head, it is empty.
30. I don't think you would like to feel the way you look!
31. Hello! I am human! What do you?
32. I can't talk to you right now, tell me where will you be in 10 years?
33. I don't want you to turn the other cheek, it's just ugly.
34. I don’t know who you are, but it would be better if you weren’t there, I’m sure everyone will agree with me.
35. I don't know what makes you stupid, but it really works.
36. I can drive a monkey out of you, but it will be very expensive for you!
37. I can't remember your name and please don't help me with this!
38. I don't even like the people you're trying to copy.
39. I know you were born stupid, but why do you relapse?
40. I know that you made yourself. It's good that you plead guilty!
41. I know you are not as stupid as you look. This is impossible!
42. I saw people like you, but then I had to pay for the ticket!
43. Why are you such a fool today? Although I think this is typical of you.

Good morning, dear, go to hell, you stupid creature.

I fuck in the mouth of such puppies, You live, fucking, among the suckers, You, bitch, hurt me, But I'm grateful to fate, For the fact that we can't be together But it's all garbage, we'll survive, I'll find a guy. Do not be scared! And you with whom you want, fuck with that, But you, condom, understand me I - fuck, and you - garbage!

Are you going? - Come on, let's fuck, I scored a dick on you, such as you are to dick, let's fuck my love.

I don't know where you are now, but I would like you to stay there forever.

transparent hint.

Clueless Dictionary-Explanatory Words

It's time for you to find your prince ... Otherwise, only horses walk with you.

And I see you are so funny! Is this the result of a traumatic brain injury? Or bad genetics?

There are girls who you want to approach, put your arm around your shoulder and say: “What weight are you fighting at, bro?”

I look at you and understand that all scientists lie ... Not all dinosaurs have died out yet ...

I know why you're so angry and nervous.

Very offensive insults

Hurtful words lie in wait for us every day - often when we are least ready for it. And, it seems, everywhere: on the road during rush hours, when people show their worst qualities; in lines when we run out of patience; at work and at the festive table, where people consider rudeness almost permissible. Critical attacks are so varied that they defy classification. Here are “light”, everyday injections (congratulations, finally!), And those when it gets dark in the eyes from resentment (“I see that you are busy doing what you do best - eat again”).

Independent study of English

As you know, English profanity is word based. This does not mean at all that the entire English mat is limited to the verb "copulate". Just as its Russian counterpart has many single-root words meaning the widest range of feelings and various phenomena, the word f*ck is the basis for a large number of phrasal verbs and idioms. Below are the most common f*ck phrases that will help you better understand spoken English.

F*ck! - Damn it! Fuck it! - To hell! Do not! Do not mind it! Do not pay attention! it! - Damn it! (Expression of fright or surprise) F*ck - To hell with [something]! Fuck this place! it all! - To hell with all of it! Or like this: F*ck them all! - They all go! Fuck the world! - All gone! I don't give a f*ck! - I do not care! Who gives a f*ck? – Who cares? you! - You went! Fuck me! - Blimey! F*ck away! - Get out! What the fuck! - What the heck!

The most common obscene phrasal verbs:

f * ck about - to debauch, show off f * ck somebody about - to ignore someone f * ck around - to engage in nonsense, spray, gouge.

Offensive phrases

Modern fashion publications, men's magazines, TV presenters with a TV screen and even psychologists say that girls love with their ears. However, in reality, not only representatives of the beautiful half of humanity are jealous of everything that we say. Some offensive phrases spoken about a beloved man can forever kill feelings, even very strong ones.

How to respond to rudeness: responses to offensive phrases

We all experience rudeness from time to time. Someone observes its manifestation from the outside, while someone constantly has to listen to rude and offensive words addressed to them. Passion.ru figured out how to effectively respond to rudeness and respond to rudeness in general.

"Jupiter, you are angry, so you are wrong" Prometheus' appeal to Zeus

We all experience rudeness from time to time.