Half-mindedness named and expressions. Very offensive insults

28.08.2019

The revolution has largely changed the lexicon of the Russian people. This applies to the offensive words and curses. What words are our ancestors offended each other?

Mata was not?

Today, to "make a man" man, virtuoso to own obscene vocabulary. Many people think that the time of centuries swore in Russia. But actually it is not. Although the mat exists a lot of centuries, he really entered the source only under the Bolsheviks. Before the revolution in Russia, it was rarely stuffed, as the Orthodox Church was actively fought with a foul language, calling it the "Pesium language" and the "tongue of demons", and most Russians were still believers.

There is a version that the Mattern in ancient Russia played a protective role in relationships with unclean force, so it was not customary to use it. For this, there were other words, no less hurt for people than sending "on Mother".

For example, some animal names were considered rather strong curses: "Cattle", "worm", "dog", "goat". If one person insulted the other with such words, he equated the latter to the merits, lower development, at least in a moral or mental plan. In the course there were also the names of other entities: "Witch", "Damn", "Dev", "Les". But they tried not to abuse, so as not to bring trouble.

What offensive and abusive words were in the course of the revolution on the eve?

"Fool"

Now it is so accepted to call a stupid, non-smooth person, at least - who makes stupid actions. But in pre-revolutionary times, the word had a different meaning - "said", "squeezed", "patient", "crazy." That is, this indicated rather a person's mental infringement than the lack of mental abilities.

"Ostolop". The word meant a man who stands stupidly like a pillar, and does not understand anything. Russian nobles often called their rudies with stupid.

"Moron". Initially, idiots were called in Greek Athens people who refused to participate in the political process, preferring to conduct a private life. It is difficult to say why the word turned into a curse, and, if judged by the name of the famous novel F.M. Dostoevsky, used precisely in the circles of the highest society and expressing one of the degrees of mental retardation.

"PENTUKH"

Now is so called a nearby, naive person who is easy to circle around the finger. In the old days, the lazy people and darkees who can only eat and sleep. Literally the word meant: "stomach", "belly", "Puzo".

"Mug"

Hari in the old days called terrible masks. The word was also used as an offensive name for people with unattractive appearance.

"Break"

Now so called women with harmful character. And in pre-revolutionary Russia, curses could relate to a man. It meant literally: "Corpse of the nearby animal", "Padal", "Dahletina" and indicated that this person is bad and worthless.

"Swal". In French, this word means "horse", and "chevalier" - "Knight", "Rider". In Russia, "Swalla" began to call the French, who during the war of 1812 were forced to eat horsepower in the lack of food. Subsequently, "Swal" began to use in the sense of "Spillway": "He Swallets the last ..."

"Scoundrel"

The word has acquired a negative color only in the XVIII century. According to one of the versions, it has the Polish roots and means a simple, unfamiliar person. However, there is another version, according to which the word is based on the Slavonic root "Podl", used in the meaning "low", "idle", "earth", "simple". "Sleeves" in Russia called commoners, obliged to pay tribute to kings and boyars. But gradually the word "sneody" gained different meaning, it began to denote "low", "rough."

"Merzavets". Just like "scum", the word is coming from "Frost". For us, heat is usually associated with pleasure, and cold - on the contrary. Thus, the "bastard" is a person from whom the cold blows so that he causes the surrounding disgust.

"Bastard"

Nowadays, this word indicates low moral qualities of a person. And in pre-revolutionary times so called illegitimate children. In the literal sense, the "bastard" was meant by a cub, born from representatives of two different types: say, donkey and mares, dogs and wolves. However, an indication of illegitimateness for many was also considered an offensive.

Offensive insults - from the collection of insults

The one who told you to be myself could not give you the worst Council.

Let others know that you really think about them!
What color sky in your world?
His people will go beyond you anywhere, then only from unhealthy curiosity.
It is a pity that nonsense is not hurt at all.
Guy, with your IQ you must have a low voice too!
Polofoon gave you some of his mind, and you hold on to this part.
A sharp tongue is not a sign of a sharp mind.

After meeting you, I am inclined in favor of abortion. You must be a living example of birth control.

All your ancestors are accounting for millions - many people are to blame for the production of you.

What scares me most is that someone can hate me as well as I hate you.

Loneliness - in a bad company.

Any similarity between you and man is random!

Are you always so stupid or today a special case?

Your brain is dead!

The brain is not all. In fact, in your case it does not mean anything!

Never go to the battle of the minds without weapons.

I don't think you are a fool. But that my opinion is against thousands of others?

You are so strong as a bull, and almost the same intelligent.

No one ever learns that you had a lobotomy if wearing a wig. To hide your scars, go to control your saliva.

To be useless, like a rubber beak for a trip.

You are so dishonest that I can't even be sure that what you tell me, will be a lie!

Keep talking, someday you say something clever!

Keep talking. I always yaw when I'm wondering.

Let's play a horse. I will be the front of the horse, and you will be yourself.

Also greet, as a rattle snake on Kadril.

Before you come to you, we were hungry. Now we are fed up.

Usually people live and learn. You just live.
Have an IQ fluff.
He can think, do not move his lips!
When dark, it is beautiful.
Is it your nose or do you eat a banana?
I'm not so stupid as you look.
I'm going to remember my name and throw my head away.
I will never forget our first meeting, "although I will continue to try.
I'm blonde, what is your excuse?

I'm busy now. Can I ignore you another time?

It has a mechanical mind. It is a pity that he forgot to start him in the morning.

It has a depth, but only on the surface. Deep inside, it is too superficial.

He has one brain cage, and she fights for domination.

People cannot say that you absolutely have nothing! In the end, you have inferiority!

People say you are the perfect idiot. And I say that you are not perfect, but do everything right.
Perhaps all your goal of life is to simply serve as a warning for others.
How did the thought crossed your mind? It must have done a long and lonely path.
Some people are not shy to express their thoughts, because they do not lose anything.
She has a good face cream. Everything looks good, except her face.

Each girl has the right to be ugly, but you have abused your rights.

Remove this mask! Do not you think that a little early for Halloween?

I thought about you all day today. I was in the zoo.

Do not let your mind wander - it is still too small to walk alone.

Great time to become missing.

If you act like ass, then you should not be offended at those who give you pink.

You must have a low opinion about people if you think they are with you on equal.

You are so stupid that they got under a parked car

You are very economical. You have brains that you never use.

Ignorance can be cured. Stupidity is forever.
If ignorance is bliss, then you are a solid orgasm.
He is so stupid that throwing a stone into the ground and misses.
She is so stupid that is capable of stumping about a cell phone cable!
If you do not like my opinion about you - try to improve yourself!
If we could kill everyone who hates you, it would not be a murder, it would be a genocide!
If idiots could fly, then the airport would be here.

If I ever need a brain transplant, I would choose your brains, because I want brains that have never been used.

Oh, how would I respect you if you were dead.

When you die, I would like to come to your funeral, but I may be on this day at work. Case - time, fun - hour.

I would like to leave you with one thought ... But I'm not sure if you have a place for her!

Previously, you were arrogant and unpleasant. Now you are just the opposite. You are unpleasant and arrogant.

Your teeth, like stars - they go out at night.

You liked your first chin so hard that you added two more.

You have an inferiority complex - and it is quite justified.
When I look in your eyes, I see the head.
Do not thank me for insulting you. It was me pleasure.
I would like to insult you, but you are hardly offended with your mind.
I can't talk to you right now, tell me where you will be ten years old?

I can't remember your name, and please do not help me!

The article will teach you to respond to the resentment not rudeness, but by cultural words and phrases without mats.

How beautiful to humiliate a man, a guy smart words without a mat: phrases, expressions

There is a lot of life situations when a person can offend, substitute, humiliate and "put on laughter." Do not be silent and take similar tricks as something familiar. If you do not explain to your abuser how wrong is he, he will be able to spoil the mood to others and enjoy their good.

In order not to let the fists and at the same time show yourself from the good side, so to speak, "kill the word." The formation is far from everyone, because to get it, the strength and time are needed. The article gives you advice, helping to learn to respond to inspiring phrases delicate, but hard words, giving understanding that you are above any rudeness and obscene break.

What can be said to a man and it is important to remember:

The worst thing that a man can make is to humiliate and raise his hand on a woman and therefore it should be hit "in a sick place", cautious in weakness, but not physical. For example, the word "impotent" is capable of affecting anyone. Try to beat it with other "paints":

"You are moral impotent!"
"Only impotent is capable of offend a woman!"
"You are not in the pants impotent, but in the shower! (Maybe there and there!) "

One more thing is able to affect any man - its status and consistency. Special forces are gaining glory, told by a man with a lowest failure or lack of work. Imprinting ages It was believed that a man is a minider and therefore the inability to have prospect is humiliation for a modern man.

IMPORTANT: To humiliate a man with such phrases, it is necessary if it really is at least the smallest thing is bothering the issue of family wealth. If it is on purpose for a long time on the content of parents or his wife and it does not bother him - you can hardly "hook" it.

"You are a shame of parents and their ruin!"
"You are not able to independently provide yourself with even toilet paper!"
"For your audacity you hide your own inconsistency!"

If you want to specify a man on his stupidity and recklessness, even if he has higher education and manners, but he regularly makes stupid deeds, you should use such phrases:

"You did not take place as a person or a man!"
"Unlike my, your dignity fell to the bottom!"
"You are an immoral, weak and wretched personality!"
"All your words are helpless attempts to prove something!"
"I feel sorry for you to watch!"
"Do not humiliate and do not try to say something smart!"
"I would offend you, but nature has already done for me!"

How best to humiliate a woman, girl, mistress husband smart words without Mata?

In some life situations, women themselves are "suggesting" to insults and humiliation. In order not to switch the feature permitted by the cultural society and not show yourself as an uncompatible person, it is important to know a number of phrases that can "put in place" any uncompatible maiden.

What to do an emphasis:

The first thing that is capable of hooking a woman is criticism towards her appearance. It is important to choose words that will not shout directly "you are urodin!", And just delicately hinted about it. Your words should make a woman think and make it look at yourself on the other hand.

"When God created women, he decided to save on you!"
"I would offended you, but just advise to see in the mirror!"
"Your words - helpless Lai dirty mongrels!"
Surprisingly, the mind is not rich and the face did not come out! "
"In such a face and spinning sorry!"

Another aspect of female dignity is their popularity in men. It is important to make emphasis on the problem itself (either men are very little, as the lady does not attract them, or too much and she compare the woman "easy behavior").

"Yes, there is no place for you to put!"
"All your dignity you have already given some strangers!"
"You are a shame of the father and the tears of the mother!"
"You are a high-quality men's litter!"
"Your whole life is hearing the owner's sugar!"
"No normal peasant will not even look at your side!"
"All your attractiveness ended 10 more men back!"
"To communicate with you - to shape yourself!"

If you want to hurt a woman like a person, you should point out the shortcomings of her mind, showing evil in their eyes and in the eyes of others:

"If you were smart, then you would have a decent man!"
"From smart women, men do not leave!"
"Here you look at you and at first sight it seems that you are a fool! And you look later and for sure - the fool is fool! "

How to insult a woman with words without a mat?

How to offend, offend a man, a guy without Mata smart words?

Some phrases that do not contain mat and rudeness should not be very long. The fact is that a person who is offended by obscenely, hardly able to understand competent and cultural words, as well as their meaning and the delicacy with which you say them. Answer short, but the maximum perishable phrases. Pronounce your speech confidently, firmly and be sure to look into the eyes so that the said was necessarily heard.

Important: In your power to insult a man or a guy for the disadvantaged by the phrase, transmitting all your pain and power. Do not react to any cry and skip through yourself everything is said in your honor, because your word will be the last and decisive.

Hisoid, but "cultural" insults for a man:

"With such as you cares only the wretched sranche!"
"You will never succeed, because there is little power and male start!"
"You are not able to satisfy a woman neither morally or in bed!"
"You are a shame of anyone, even the most fallen woman!"
"You are not a man, but a trinket of temporary use!"
"Even the most stupid woman in the world can not be happy!"
"You did not take place in the womb of the mother!"
"In your 40 years, you are not given a peasant!"
"You are so weak and you are such a loser that listening to your words I don't even disappoint!"

Hurt phrases without mat for a man

How can you insult, offend a woman, a girl smart words without a mat?

To try not to insult a woman with obscene words and still able to convey to it important information will help smart phrases without Mata. Try to keep in ourselves all your emotions and is uniting in every word not only your anger, but also confidence that you are stronger and truth on your side.

What phrases to say a woman or a girl:

"Instead of barking like a courtyard, it is better to go over your words and that nonsense with which you say them!"
"Give your mind and see this idiocy!"
"I used to believed that you were smart, and now I see that you were always a fool!"
"In the queue for the mind you, apparently, was the last!"
"Every time you open the mouth from there to fly out another portion of peeling!"
"You behave as if it grew up in a public house!"
"Yes, you have a brain, but the mind is not a gram!"

How to humiliate and answer offended by man words without Mata?

How to settle, put a man, a guy subordinate to the place by smart words?

Very often, people at work completely absent professional ethics and the subordinate can "afford to yourself" during a conversation with the authorities. The administration, in turn, are highly educated people and brought up, which allowed them to take such a chin.

A person with her own title should be able to "verbly punish" his subordinate to the misconduct and make him respect him only with cultural words. To speak, they need confidently and strictly, avoiding emotional gestures and explosive phrases.

What can act accents in a conversation with subordinates:

On low-formation
Ask to show a document about higher or vocational education.
Through the loss of the workplace due to incompetence
To say that a person risks losing respect in the eyes of the bosses and colleagues.
Treat a finer or deprivation of award

How to "put in place" subordinate:

"You make me regret that one day I decided to take you to work."
"In my eyes you instantly lost the qualifications!"
"I believe that our company overpays to you, because your education is not worthy of such wages."
"It seems to me that you have just spent your award!"
"I will not allow you to flourish ignorance in my conscientious team!"
"You are a shame of our company!"
"With your achievements, our company will never achieve success!"
"You pull our team and our company down!"

How to "put in place" subordinate words without Mata?

How to close your mouth man smart words?

IMPORTANT: the concept of "close by smart words" suggests that you will find phrases that will be able to form a person after resentment and warning him from a new mistake. "Smart words" - words, devoid of mat and rudeness, but impregnated with a reasonable meaning. They pushing a person to findings and stronger than any obscene word leave the mark in the shower.

Phrases in order to "close the mouth" man:

"Since you opened your mouth, he never ceases to go stench, as from the messenger pit!"
"Better wouldn't open your mouth, because all your words just showed how low you!"
"You opened your mouth and immediately realized that in front of me a stupid man!"
"Your words did not show you from the best side!"
"Since you opened your mouth, I changed the opinion of you for the worse!"
"Your words lowered you in my eyes below Nowhere!"
"You are incredibly stupidly think that everything that you say is a smart speech!"

How to do and what to say to man so that he can silence: phrases without mat

How to sew, send a boyfriend, man smart words?

There are such situations when a woman should be reversed to a man so that he no longer praises and have no species on her. A weak and stupid woman will swear obscene abruptly, while smart will allow you to put in a person in a word with a word and look. The power of a woman in her behavior and words.

What to say a man:

"You are not worthy of even my gaze!"
"I will not suffer such humiliation to give you my attention!"
"You are so low that I didn't even notice you first!"
"In my eyes you are nothing!"
"You're not even a man for me!"
"I do not want to deal with such a low essence, like you!"
"Looking at you, I feel only pity!"
"I can't stand Cham, they are my competitors!"
"Let me send intellectually?"
"Do you think I really can spend time with you? Well, probably, think is not about you! "

Smart words for goodbye guy who betrayed

Very often, men behave in good faith and betray women in love with women. In those situations where women think about it, many decide to part. To give a man to understand how low it is low and wrong, you should choose worthy and loyal words, which will simultaneously serve humiliation and farewell.

What can be said to a man:

"Go back under that skirt, from which you just got out!"
"I don't want to share a bed with you anymore, nor life, nor even the air on the same planet!"
"I disgust even just listen to your justification! Such a man just not worthy of me! "
"You have become so low that I started looking for happiness from a foreign woman between the legs!"
"I was so stupid that I believed in your sincerity and now I feel sick of all the years together!"
"I hope that you will be happy and that someone else can give you at least some of the care that I blindly gave you!"
"You will regret in the time that you offended me, but then I will even forget your name."
"How low you fell and the funny thing you don't see it, and everyone else has already noticed!"

How can I call a person smart words?

Choose more loyal curses to offend your offender, without using obscene brand. It will show you only with the best side, as a reasonable and educated person, not spoiled and knowing dignity.

What words can you choose:

Bauble -an unnecessary thing, empty and soulless, not destination, on which time spend time, something crazy and mind.
Cheap utensils -someone with low dignity, someone who is not needed and does not have greater value in the world.
Soulless manman deprived of any values \u200b\u200band inner world.
Shame (shame) -man deprived of dignity, a man who brings shame and problems to close people.
Shameless -man, deprived of respect and understanding of those surrounding people, a man without spiritual values.
Padal -a man fallen in the eyes of others, a person who is comfortable to exist in the mud of words, actions and betrayal.
Cattle -a person who does not behave intelligently, a person who is compared with the animal.
Stupid creature -a person who does not know how to make smart actions.
Animal -a person who does not know how to flow well and devoid of his being.
Insect -personality devoid of human being
Osranion -man deprived of nobility and education

How to call a person without using the mat?

How to say smart words that a man is stupid?

Use such phrases:

"You have a mind like a cat with a drink!"
"Brain is no more than the chicken!"
"The head is big, and there is no brain!"
"You have a brain without crying!"
"You have only one shock and that even!"
"You understand me? Although yes, where are you? "
"Have you been born so stupid or became?"
"In the queue for the brains you were the last"
"Nature is not awarded to you"

How to say smart words that a man is a fool?

Use these words:

Fool
Loft
Polone
Scanty mind
Dressed
Myself on my mind
Autist
Clown

How to replace mats to smart words?

In order not to look silly and overly emotional man, try to develop in yourself the ability to replace the obscene words by cultural analogues. It is not at all difficult if you practice in advance. Try to realize all the meaning and the meaning of your matte acquaintances and then in your understanding you can replace them with more "cultural" words.

Important: Smart words said "strongly" and can surely be more painful and meaning of any mats, which already exist constantly in the speech of a modern person.

How can I answer a person to insult, hurt, rudeness by smart words?

Rules:

Try to restrain your emotions
Answer not during the sport or monologue of the offender, but only when he will end with words.
Speak calmly, but confidently
Your voice should not be quiet and too loud
Look in the face and do not let the will with the hands (both in terms of manual design and extra gestures).
Proudly go after what has been said

Video: "Gentelmen insults"

There are moments when we see the only opportunity to stand up for yourself in the ability to insult the interlocutor. It is worth recognizing that this method is not always acquitted, and sometimes, may even lead to negative consequences. But still there are situations where it is very difficult to do without it. There may be a lot of such situations, and some of them we will consider in more detail. Self-defenseWhen someone allows himself to be offended to speak our side, often, we "boil" in response. Rarely, who manages to keep emotions in such a situation and ignore the attacks of a aggressive interlocutor. Of course, if a person managed to achieve the highest degree of self-control or simply cannot decide on a response offensive replica, he is able to ignore negative words to his address. And yet, most often, it is not easy to restrain itself. Protection of weakThere are situations when we are not able to not pay attention to the fact that someone allows yourself an offensive attitude towards another person. Especially behind this is unbearable to observe when the spouse, his child, shye girl or even an unfamiliar pensioner gets under the shelling of offensive words. In general, in many of us wake up aggression when a weaker person suffers, who is difficult to stand up for itself. Of course, in this case, the affected side needs protection, and will undoubtedly experience a deep sense of gratitude, having received it. Protection of animalThis item is somewhat similar to the previous one, but the difference is that this time it is not about a weak person, but about the animal. Some of us, seeing, for example, how teenagers are tormented by a cat or a drunk man kicks a dog, try to pretend that they simply do not notice what is happening, but most still can not look indifferent to the suffering of the "smaller brothers". Of course, in this case, insults on your part will be more than justified.

How morally humiliate a person without a mat

Not everyone can humiliate a person who does not resort to mantle words. However, if you learn this, you can say that you have comprehended the art of the most "thin" insults.

Smart phrases to shut a man

If you want to put a person in place, some veiled insult, take a few phrases to a note.

Open your mouth at the dentist! Usually, those who do not manage to be closed in someone else's life. Do not come under the hot hand, so you do not fly under the hot foot.

Funny and funny insults

Such insults may seem cool and ridiculous not only to a person who utters them, but also to whom they apply to. However, it all depends on how touching your interlocutor. If he is too sensitive to the slightest hints of insults and overly injury, it will not be ridiculous in this situation in this situation.

Yes, you already have your own laughter! Enough already throwing the tongue as if the flag on the parade.

Which hurt stroke phrases

If you want to offend someone with a slicer and a hurt phrase, then, apparently, this man really managed to hurt you. Of course, in no case should you show that you are offended or evil - in this case, you do not achieve the desired effect. Pronounce ropping phrases with a calm tone, which can be accompanied by a light smirk.

Looks like someone stork dropped on the road. And not once. We would take in Kunstkamera still during life. Another similar phrase, and in life you will have to move on jerks. I would like to think about the salvation of nature, sterilizing ourselves. It is difficult for you to love the nature after what she created with you.

How to cultivate a person, calling witty words

You will be quite able to insult a person, even being with him on "you". For this, it is not necessary to switch to mate words or direct insults. It is enough one witty phrase. Therefore, you can even say that, so you will send a person culturally.

Already go? Why so slowly? I am a too busy person to pay attention to your complexes. Sochable me, tell me at least something intelligent. Fuck you, you never passed youthful maximalism. Would you often be silent for smart I hope that you are not always so stupid, but only today.And yet, most likely, you understand that in the case when we insult someone else, it is quite difficult to talk about any level of culture. Often, such conversations are simply rolled into an ugly pass.

Play on its weaknesses and complexes

If the situation develops so that you have to offend a woman (we note that it is still the most extreme situations), then, of course, you can play on its complexes. Most often, a weak place of a woman is its appearance. Even if she does not show that your words somehow hit, most likely you will achieve the goal - she will remember what you said and it will be disturbed. It is also worth noting that some men can also be hurt by mentioning their appearance or physical parameters. Although most often a male representative can be hurt, mentioning his unenviable mental qualities - most men react rather painfully to these comments. So, some examples:

Alas, you can not save the world. However, and the mind too. Jewish, you are not so beautiful to rude people. Only looking at you, I can believe that a person actually happened from the monkey. Don't worry, perhaps once and you say something smart. Where did you learn do makeup in the style of Valuev? What, nobody wants to marry, so so evil? quite all tight? Well, try at least the bone marrow to spread out. Clause is seen that your parents dreamed that you would run away from the house. The authority say that the brain is not all. In your case, this is not at all.

Create a long systematic pressure on the enemy

Naturally, in this paragraph, it was a psychological pressure - influence on the interlocutors, which occurs in order to change their psychological plants, decisions and opinions. Often, this method is applied in situations when you, for some reason, cannot open a person to a person, but not in no way to react to his behavior. So, what types of psychological pressure exist? Moral pressureThis can also be called humiliation, which is expressed in the desire to morally suppress the interlocutor. Systematically you indicate a person's peculiarity, even if your words do not correspond to reality. Thus, you intend to sew the complexes in the opponent. For example, you can always hint or speak directly to someone: "How are you still stupid," "You are very clumsy", "you need to lose weight" and the like. In this case, the interlocutor becomes difficult to cope with him, and if the first time he practically does not pay attention to your words, then they later begin to get it seriously. It is important to note that this technique is appropriate to apply to people who suffer from self-satisfaction. CompulsionSuch a method can be used by a person who is endowed with any power - finance, information or even physical strength. In this case, the opponent is unable to render a decent story, realizing that in this case may suffer financially, not to get the necessary information and so on. ConvictionThis type of psychological pressure can be called the most rational. Using it, you are trying to appeal to the logic of a person and his mind. This method is applicable to people with a normal level of intelligence that are able to understand, then you are trying to convey it. A person who is trying to act as a belief should pick up the most logical and evidence phrases, not allowing in his tone of doubt and uncertainty. It is important to understand that as soon as the "victim" begin to notice any inconsistencies, the strength of such pressure will begin to weaken. RemoveIn this case, a person attempts to "take an iszor" of the interlocutor. You are trying to put pressure on someone, but when you are trying to catch this, then you are removing or go to other topics. You can also blame the opponent in response in that he invents everything, twisters and so on. SuggestionSuch a method of psychological attack can only be applied by a person who is in something for his "victim" by credibility. Anyway, you try to inspire something to the interlocutor, saying hints or straight.

Is it permissible to use material calls and curses

Of course, not always, we are not always able to control ourselves, and to cope with themselves in peak situations, but you should apply maximum efforts to achieve this. If it came to the fact that you do not see another way, except to silent a person, then try to make it thin and beautiful. As they say, do not descend to the level of "bazaar". Of course, if you did not restrain and moved to the mat, then there is nothing to do anything, and yet try not to allow it, and put the person "in place" in other ways. It is not that you can do a matter of something particularly wound interlocutor. It is simply believed that a person who "sank" to mats is not able to defend his opinion with ordinary words - to some extent, so we demonstrate our own inconsistency. Of course, the Council is another thing if you are in principle always communicate with the abundant use of mothers, but it is already a completely different conversation.

How to learn sarcamum using bold funny words

Having learned to use the bold and funny expressions to the place, you probably, in a close circle, find the glory of a person with a good sense of humor and owning sarcasm technique. But it is important not to forget that the audacity can be fraught with the consequences, and such phrases you can provoke the interlocutor on an unpredictable reaction.

Go, plunge, rest. Now, at least on the rails. It would be possible to hurt you, of course, but nature has already coped for me. I don't scare you, you will be afraid of the mirror. I wouldn't hurt the stapler at all. I wouldn't hurt the stapler Go.We comprehend the art of sarcasmAnd yet it is important to note that people who know how to express in a sarcastic form, do not always apply this skill, trying to offend someone or humiliate. Often, sarcasm sounds in the case when some nontrivial situation commented - then it looks funny and organically. It will not be possible to comprehend the art of sarcasm of that person, whose vocabulary is not distinguished by a special variety, and the horizon is quite limited. That is why it is worth reading and learn more. Watch: "The authors who write with humor." As you yourself understand that truly "sharp" phrases are compiled in any case from words whose diversity you can learn from intellectual films and books. By the way, examples, some witty phrases can also be seen in the books. In the extreme case, stay sarcasta in people who earn their life with their jokes - it's about participants and leading various comedy television shows. If you want to play a truly witty person, you do not repeat the mistake that is peculiar to many novice jokers or people who blame themselves Such. Hearing or subtracting some interesting joke or a funny expression, they periodically repeat it, in order to laugh in the interlocutor. The first couple of times it can be really funny, but later people are already beginning to smile simply from politeness, and it is until the time before. As you understand, the master of sarcasm is simply unacceptable to associate from anyone with a laid record.

If you want to nap beautifully, it is appropriate to use the phrases that your interlocutor probably did not hear or those on which he does not immediately orientate with a witty answer. In this case, probably, you will look more advantageous. So, perhaps some of these statements will seem appropriate to you.

If you have these beeps with your platform, then you will have to touch your dental. You are sick or have you always have such a kind? You would like to get up in a tube to the tube. To get attention to the plinth, so as not to forget about your level. I would have laughed at You, but life has already done for me.Consider possible consequencesEntering the exchange with an aggressively tuned interlocutor, it would be foolish not to take into account the possible consequences of this step. You must understand and be prepared for the fact that words will have to move on to business if you, for example, threaten someone physical violence. If the opponent will provoke you to further actions, and you will simply begin to ignore it, then all your threats simply lose meaning. Of course, it may be otherwise - a person is scared of your words, and silent. Nevertheless, you must be ready for various developments of events, if you still decided to conflict. When you should not go to insultAll your "stroke phrases" and "beautiful insults" do not make any point if you decide to use them, communicating with an unbearable person. So, what person can be called insane. First of all, there is a source, which is under strong alcoholic or drug influence. Surely, such a person will be simply not able to appreciate the entire subtlety of your insults - he will simply not hear them, or will respond inadequately, even if your words are not too hurt. With such people really better not to contact, even if they try to hurt you every way. Your task is at all to leave their field of view, and not to enter into a senseless conflict. If a drunken person is offended by a weaker, then, of course, you need to help the offended side, but the verbal crossings are unlikely to give any positive result. In any case, if you are confident that in the current situation you can do without insults, having solved the problem either by a different method, then it is better not to reach abuse. It is possible that you will subsequently have to regret your incontinence. As we have already mentioned, it is appropriate for this step only in case of protection (yourself or loved one). If you yourself will be the initiator of such conversations, then very soon get a reputation as a cham and scandalist.