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Extraordinary toasts. Cool, funny and original toasts. Funny and cool short toasts

It's better to walk than to run.
It's better to stand than to walk.
It's better to sit than to stand.
It's better to lie down than sit.
But it's better to die than to lie down.
So let's drink to moving image life!
I suggest you dance.
One medieval poem about knights tells of a goblet that possessed one interesting property: wine from it was spilled onto the chest of the drinker if this person’s wife was unfaithful to him... We don’t have such a cup, there’s nothing to test it with, but, men, I warn you: don’t tempt fate, don’t even spill wine from glasses on your breast. And therefore - my advice. It’s better to drink in one sip and drain the glass to the bottom. And then you won’t have any worries!
The two warriors showed off their sabers. They talked about what beautiful steel their weapons were made of and what beautiful lines were inscribed on them. Among these warriors was a famous sage.
- What are you arguing about? - he asked. - Tomorrow at dawn there will be a battle, and your sabers will decide which of them is better.
Let us not boast about our merits until they are demonstrated in action. Let's drink to our deeds!
I confess that I feverishly collected all the lexical, phraseological and stylistic reserves of my language, I terribly strained my intellect in order to say interesting toast, but the results of my efforts reminded me of a political opera:
I arrived with sad news:
The king, our lord, gave us nothing... (nothing)
Anyway... (nothing)? So, no... (nothing)
And therefore I offer forever lovely toast: for health and well-being!
The Indian king was bathing in a bathhouse. The barber shaved his head. Suddenly he brought a razor to the monarch’s throat and said: “Give me your daughter as my wife!” " The king was amazed and frightened and promised to fulfill his request. Coming out of the bathhouse, he asked his chief adviser:
- How did he dare to seek my daughter’s hand in marriage?!
“Apparently, he had a treasure under his feet, that’s why he is so impudent,” answered the adviser. They dismantled the floor of the bathhouse, and it turned out that underneath it was full of gold and silver.
Let's never raise a toast to rich insolent people!
One philosophy student learned that the charming lady he was passionate about
He gave himself, loves not only him. Puzzled, he thought: "Besides me
Three more lovers?! Extremely illogical. Therefore, existence coincides with
Illogical, the illogical is an essential attribute of existence, and I have nothing to do with it
What remains to be done is how to become significantly attributed.”
IN this moment existence is us and glasses of wine, logical is to drink,
So let us be credited for the coincidence of the existent and the logical!
The philosopher Plato was asked:
- You traveled a lot by sea. What was the most surprising thing that happened to you during these voyages?
“The most surprising thing every time,” Plato answered, “was that I eventually landed safely on the shore.”
Let us drink to those who have sailed for a long time on the stormy sea of ​​life, successfully overcoming all the storms and waves.
There was a rumor that a saint or blessed one had appeared in a neighboring village, who had the right remedy both from dryness of the heart and from the evil eye, and most importantly, it can cure drunkenness, and make a harlot a saint. And people rushed to that village, a real pilgrimage: the men to get over their hangover, and the women to get soap.
So let's drink to our trusting people!
To be honest, everyone comes into the world with a bag - to wander around the world for happiness. And we walk along roads, straight and roundabout, and seek our happiness.
But the wise Bible says: “The Kingdom of God is within us,” that is, the source of happiness lies in our soul.
So let's drink to ensure that this source flows in full swing!
Erich Maria Remarque sits in a rocking chair and reflects on life: “No, life was not lived in vain. I wrote several good books, I am known all over the world, I fought against fascism... But still Hemingway writes better than me! »
At this time, Hemingway is standing on the deck of his boat in the Caribbean, a pipe in his mouth, waiting for a big fish and thinking: “Damn it! I lived like a real man! I worked like an ox, fought against fascism, I had a lot of fame, money, women, I hunted elephants and rhinoceroses... And yet... And yet Platonov writes better than me! »
Friends! Let's drink to beautiful, good envy!
On the door of one law office it was written: “We serve war participants and disabled people out of turn,” and next to it was written: “We serve participants in the Battle of Kulikovo for free. Today is the 600th anniversary of this historical event. »
Yes... it was a long time ago. As I remember now... we went out onto the field... looked to the right - fuck you! Look to the left - you're in trouble! They looked ahead - honest mother, it’s impossible to count!.. But they prevailed. Let's drink to our victories!
A poltergeist appeared in one house - a voice was talking to everyone. And the people fell upon this miracle, suspecting nothing. But the fact is that the poltergeist was well informed and in the most accusatory manner.
For example, he said to someone coming in: “Well, Petya, your eyes are cracking with conscience: you’re sticking your tongue out at your mother-in-law from behind... Hello, hello, Vasily Ivanovich! Your eyes are cracking with conscience: you steal at work... Ah, Kolya is a heartthrob! How many women do you twist your head and promise to marry? Their eyes are cracking with conscience.” Some of those who entered were stunned and speechless, and some began to make excuses, saying that their eyes were cracking from conscience, but their hearts were rejoicing. Some, especially those who were skilled in the science of life, immediately took a penitential pose, bowed and said: “I am a sinner, father, I am a sinner! “Then the group of exposed people united and enthusiastically shouted to the new arrival: “Well, are your eyes cracking from conscience?” “They’re cracking, they’re cracking,” the poltergeist confirmed... From this story it is clear that everything
We are not without sin.
Let's drink so that our eyes will crack less from conscience!

A well-timed short toast can quickly congratulate the hero of the day, cheer up the company and encourage them to raise their glasses. At the same time, guests do not get bored while listening to a long monologue. We present to your attention a collection of laconic toasts for all occasions. Remember at least a few of them and you will be the center of attention all evening.

Funny and cool short toasts

First toast: Goodbye! We won't see you sober today!

My friends, we can’t drink individually, let’s get drunk collectively. Behind great power team!

Let's drink so that we have as much grief left as there are drops left in our glasses.

Dear friend, I wish you always have a light heart and heavy pockets!

Let there be people in your life for whom you want to drink, and not those who make you want to get drunk!

Drunkenness - fight! So let's have a drink before the fight!

Let's drink to those who, while absent, are invisibly present here!

Let's drink to our luck, at least sometimes let the bird of happiness beat in our snares!

Happiness! Good luck and green dough!

Dear friends, let's drink to passion! Passion, how I want to drink!

Better late than missed!

Our arms and legs began to feel chilly - isn’t it time for us to shake things up?!

They say that youth is a disadvantage that passes. I want time to pass, but the deficiency remains. Let's drink to all men with such a disadvantage!

So that your desires are overwhelmed by your possibilities!

Let's drink to friendship, because it is what multiplies joy and shares sadness!

Since there are no more reasons to drink, let’s drink to the “wiring”! So, let's drink and think about vodka!

Be healthy for a hundred centuries!

So that you can eat and drink, so that you want and can, so that you can be with someone and have a place everywhere!

With coming alcohol intoxication, comrades!

The birth of good is good. The birth can be of a person, an idea, a tree, a grain, a feeling... And now I want to drink to the birth of friendship on this evening.

I suggest you drink for your understanding! Without him, everything in our lives would not be so peaceful and harmonious.

I wish you a lot of money, a lot of love and a lot of time to enjoy it!

Let's drink to honest and modest people! Moreover, there are so few of us left...

Fir trees, dense forest,
You will be fined for downtime!
Let's drink, brothers, to the men
We are for no apparent reason!

With good company, as they say, it’s a sin not to drink. So let's not sin, but raise our glasses and drink. Shuddered!

Weak women have a passion for strong men. Strong men have a passion for feminine weaknesses. For the unity of opposites!

I want to drink to see no evil, hear no evil, remember no evil and do no evil!

Let's drink so that our friends go to banquets, and our enemies go on crutches!

Let everything always pass by,
Besides health, money and intimacy!

I drink a glass to my family!

Let's drink to the tables bursting with abundance and the beds bursting with love!

Aristotle also said that two friends have one soul between them. So let's drink to the unity of our souls!

God gave a day for drinking, but no one knows what kind of day it is. So let’s drink it every day so we don’t miss out!

For there to be no tears or deception in the eyes of our loved ones!

Vodka is our enemy. But who said that we are afraid of enemies?!

Fighting the green serpent,
In our hearts we all curse him completely,
But we always know how to repay our debt:
If we need a drink, we drink!

With age, memory and vision begin to change, even close person, and only old friends remain unchanged. For friends!

Whoever is a friend to everyone, I don’t consider him a friend. So let's drink to narrow circle friends!

The composition of the wishes is always the same:
More health and money!

Drink like us, drink with us, drink more than us, drink faster than us!

Let's drink to business and sex, which in Russian means: to success in business and happiness in your personal life!

Let's drink to the Airborne Forces - Faith, Valor and Luck!

They say that a man who has reached the heights of power is lost to friends. Let's raise our glasses so that friendship does not die even at the heights of power!

Let's drink to the fact that we were going, money attacked us and we couldn't fight them off!

Men's short toasts

There is no such Monday that would not give way to Tuesday. There is no place that one gentleman would not give up to another. For the gentlemen!

Let's commit a “disaster” for the health of our wives!

How many lonely men dream of good wives! By the way, married men– too... So let our dreams come true!

Let's drink to our wives and mistresses, so that they never meet!

The smiles of women hurt, beckon, burn, and wounded men drink to the women!

A good wife is a life saver. So let's drink to that!

Let's drink to the women who make our hearts beat faster!

If your memory fails you, be glad you are not your wife. Let's drink to our faithful wives!

A loser clutches at love like a drowning man clutches at a straw. A true gentleman always has a life preserver at hand women's hearts. For true gentlemen, that is, for us!

Let's drink to the intoxication of beautiful women, wine and songs!

Women's short toasts

Let's drink to us, beautiful ones. Well, if we are not beautiful, then the men are greedy!

A loved one needs to be groomed and cherished: this makes his withers and neck grow!

If a man does not succumb to the seduction of women, he is simply a blockhead. And they are only good for heating the stove. Let's drink to real men now!

The way to a man's heart is through his stomach. So let's quickly drink to the men so as not to torment their stomachs!

Let's drink to the fact that there will always be flour in your house, not flour. So that you have a mink on your shoulders, and not a mink from a mole in the country. For flour and mink!!! For prosperity in your home!

For us, beautiful ones! For them, the rich!

For us, beautiful ones! For you, the gullible...

Let's raise a glass to the Komsomol - to all Affectionate, Sociable, Brave Men!

Let's take a dose for men who are a little more beautiful than a monkey, but with such appearance they have the temperament of a lion!

Every person often goes to someone's birthday: friends, relatives, acquaintances, and everyone is faced with such a concept as a toast. Every birthday boy wants to hear pleasant words addressed to you, but there are times when you don’t know what to say. It was because of this problem that we decided to make this article, in which you will find birthday toasts already created for you.

It has been proven by time that it is best to go in the midst of fun cheerful congratulations, based on this, the article presents more than 80 fun and unusual toasts.

You can easily find one that suits you, because the article contains a huge number of toasts from all over the Internet. We tried to select the most relevant and interesting ones for you, so that your words spoken to the hero of the occasion would remain in his memory for a long time.

Birthday toasts

Birthday - wonderful holiday. All the best on this day is only for you. You shouldn’t be sad that the years fly by, you need to rejoice in the experience and wisdom you have acquired. With all my heart I wish to see only the best in life, more positive things, less sad things, a sea of ​​joy, mountains of money, more fun moments and a huge supply of health. Let's raise a glass to you!

Happy Birthday to You!
And in wonderful years
I wish you good luck
And goodness to boot!

Happiness, life without sadness,
So that everyone around you surprises,
There was money in the wallet
May you always be lucky!

I wish that everything for the birthday boy breaks down: the table - from treats, the wallet - from dollars and euros, and the bed - from pleasure.

I suggest you drink not only for your birthday, but for the fact that there will be many in your life pleasant moments, happy days and surprises. Don’t stop enjoying the little things, because the little things, in essence, make up our mood. For everything to always work out for you, just the way you want it!

I wish you…

I wish you strength like a bull, wisdom like an owl, perseverance like a donkey, elegance like a panther, grace like a gazelle, health like an elephant. Well, there’s as much money as all these living creatures weigh.

Your holiday has arrived.
And I want to wish
Many happy days, different,
To live, don’t be discouraged.

So that the house is full,
Everyone who is dear was nearby,
So that friends call more often,
And all the enemies have forgotten.

May your health not fail you
And spring sings in my soul!
Happy birthday,
I drink to the bottom for you!

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Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday! We wish you everything that is included in this small but beautiful word- Happiness:
The sun is the brightest,
Health - the strongest,
Smiles are the happiest,
Love is the most faithful,
Friendship - the most devoted.

I wish you a lot of money, a lot of love and a lot of time to enjoy it!

You will live up to two hundred years, and we will be witnesses!

At the beginning of the celebration

Heed my word,
Dear friends:
Today we came to the table
We're completely wasted.

Will be famous a hundredfold
Hero of the occasion.
He will like this day
I vouch for the words!

In one mountain village there is such a legend: when a child is born, God kisses him. God will kiss the child on the mouth, and he will grow up to be a magnificent speaker. kisses your hands, you will grow up to be a jack of all trades. So let's drink to the birthday boy, because even God himself doesn't know where he kissed him.

I wish you personal happiness, cash and non-cash!

What can I wish for you? Wealth? Good luck?
Everyone wants their own thing in life...
And we wish you just happiness,
So that there is a little bit, but everything! pozdravuha.ru

Birthday toasts in poetry and prose

  • Then Icarus wanted to fly higher than the Sun, rose high, high almost to the Sun itself, but the wax that held the feathers melted, Icarus fell to the ground and broke.

In ancient times it was temporary

In ancient times, an ancient frigate was wrecked in the ocean. Only one person was able to escape - he grabbed a floating long plank and remained on the surface of the water. Half an hour later, the second victim emerged from nowhere and grabbed the other end of this plank. The first one started crying. The second one asked:

  • - Why are you crying?
  • The first one said:
  • -Wah! Such a guest, but there is nothing to treat him with!
  • So let's drink to our dear hosts, who will always find something to treat even uninvited guests!

Let there be fewer bitter moments, salty jokes and sour smiles in our lives! Let's drink to sweet moments - beautiful and melting in your mouth, like these wonderful cakes prepared by our wonderful hostess!

  • Once upon a time there lived a rich man and a poor man. The poor man had nothing to lose and he had fun, walked, ate barbecue, drank vodka - in general, he had a blast.
  • But the rich man did not eat, did not sleep, did not rest, but still sat and trembled over his gold. And then one day the rich man got tired of this situation. "
  • What is this,” he thought, “I’m rich, I have a lot of money, and I can’t live normally.” And then he decided to give all his gold to the poor man.
  • And so, from then on, the rich man began to live and have fun, and the poor man changed. Now he stopped eating, drinking, resting - he began to tremble over his gold.
  • So let’s drink so that neither money, nor fame, nor love will prevent you from remaining a happy and cheerful person.

Live live not go to the field

“Living life is not a field to cross,” says folk wisdom. I think, dear dad, you know this better than anyone else. You worked all your life for the benefit of your family, passed on your experience and knowledge to us; taught to be kind and fair; don't give up when you encounter failures. Your philosophy of life is extremely simple, but at the same time very wise: “Don’t turn away from people, help, and then people won’t turn away from you either.”
On your birthday, I wish you health, inexhaustible optimism, so that every day brings you only joy! For you, dad!

Once upon a time, God gave a man twenty-five years to live, and a horse, a dog, a monkey and all other animals fifty years. The man was offended, but God decided so... The man went to the animals so that they would give him a part of their life. This is how it happened that for twenty-five years a person lives like a human, for the next twenty-five years he plows like a horse, then he lives like a dog, and then for the next twenty-five. for years they laugh at him like he’s a monkey.
So let's drink to N.'s life as a human being for at least another hundred years! Happy birthday to you, dear!

Let this birthday be a holiday not only of memories and experiences, but also of new plans, dreams, and hopes! After all, as long as a person dreams and hopes, he is alive, he is always young! Let's raise a glass to youth!

One Chinese philosopher said: “A dream is not something that already exists, but also not something that cannot exist. It’s like on earth - there is no road, but people will pass by and pave the way.” So let's drink to the birthday boy to pave his own unique road on earth - the road of his dreams!

My dear friend … ! I raise my glass to you always having a light heart and heavy pockets!

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Original Happy Birthday Toasts

We sit at a table side by side, have a drink, and wish you happiness. Please accept our congratulations on your wonderful birthday!

Dear birthday boy, I wish you health and intelligence on your birthday. No wonder they say: “If there was intelligence, there would be a ruble.” If there is no intelligence, there will be no ruble.” And also happiness to you, joy and fulfillment of your dreams!

I wish your life to be luxurious - it would contain luxurious well-being, luxurious mood and luxurious prospects. Happy birthday!

Today we will be in the clouds: And may not only today, but always the sky above you be cloudless and clear! Happy holiday to you!

So let's drink so that the hero of our occasion will not be afraid to enter his gates and never miss his chance!

In the East they say: a girl’s name should be like the radiance of a Star or the tenderness of a flower. And only at the age of 2... I recognized the name in which I saw the shine of a star and felt the aroma delicate flower. This name…

One parable described by Kafka tells of a man who stood in front of an open gate and did not dare to enter it, because the stern guards stood silent near it. The man thought that the soldiers would not let him through. Time passed and the gates closed. Then one of the guards said to the man:
- Oddball, these gates were opened especially for you, and we had to let only you through them.
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Cool birthday toasts

There is a big date behind this day, and raising my glass higher, I wish you a life sweeter than chocolate, so that every day becomes even happier!

Let sweet wine flow like a river on your birthday! So that the special effects, like in the movies, will lift your spirits!

For your birthday, I raise a glass of sparkling wine, and in this toast I wish you to feel all the excitement to the fullest!

I proclaimthis toast on your birthday! It will be short, it will be simple - catch your luck by the tail!

On your birthday, let all your glasses be filled to the brim, and let everyone be happy to drink, for this dear holiday!

The glass is full for you! I'll drain it to the bottom! I'll perform a rumba on the table, happy birthday! Hooray!

Funny Happy Birthday Greetings

I will voice a toast from the bottom of my heart: I want to drink so that you can live both in happiness and in love, without knowing grief and trouble!

Let there be health, let there be a million money! I raise my glass to you, that’s it, the toast is over, now I’ll drink it!

Dear birthday boy. My humble toast today to your dreams, to your health, to your improvement, and to your
a mind-blowing success!

I want to raise a glass so that there are no bitter moments in your life, but only hours of wild happiness! My toast to your sweet moments, just like this wonderful birthday cake!

In the East they say that when a star falls, it is fortunate, and my toast today is for your life to be full of shooting stars!

On your birthday, accept congratulations from me, and listen to the modest toast quickly: I wish you many, many impressions and faithful, devoted friends!

Birthday Wishes

You know, this birthday is more our holiday than yours. After all, on this day you were born and appeared in our destiny, changing it in many ways. better side!

I want to wish you: a sea of ​​money, an ocean of love, and a lot of time to fully enjoy this happiness!

My toast to your wisdom, generosity, kindness. And for your earthly simplicity. You are the best, the most dear. I congratulate you with all my heart!


On your birthday, I wish you health like a marathon runner, intelligence like an academician, and wealth like an Arab sheikh!

Please accept congratulations today on your glorious birthday! I also wish you inspiration, and that there will always be love!

We wish you a sea of ​​friends, smiles, and greetings. Happy, long, and endless meetings!

On your birthday I won’t get tired of filling your glass to the brim! And if I can, my friend, I’ll get up and say a solemn toast!

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Birthday toasts are funny and cool

A little math: a dacha is zero, a car and garage are zero, an apartment is zero, money is zero, health is one. So let's drink to the fact that the birthday boy's entire life will be one with a lot of zeros.

  • The student was late for class.
  • - What's happened? - the teacher asks him.
  • - I was attacked by an armed bandit!
  • - Oh, what a horror! So what did he do?
  • - He took it away... by crushing it!
  • I, too, was attacked by an armed bandit, who robbed me of the flowers that I wanted to give to the hostess. I'm kidding, of course! I just feel bad that I couldn't get them.
    I apologize and raise toast behind birthday girl .

The moonshiner was raided with a search

The police came to the moonshiner's house and searched her.
They knock on her door.
- Who's there? - asks the hostess.
- Open up! It's the police! We know that you have moonshine!... We even know where you hide it!
“Wait,” the hostess asks, “I’ll now... hide it!”
I rang the doorbell today and they didn’t open it for a long time. “They are probably hiding the food! - I thought. But when I came here and saw this table, I realized how wrong I was.
I want to apologize for bad thoughts and thank birthday girl for this abundance!

What can I congratulate you on?... I congratulate you on the fact that there is someone to congratulate you on! This, you agree, is important. And this is your merit. Because I have never met such a smart, cheerful, sociable person. Stay the same always! Congratulations!

I want to wish

I want to wish my friend on your birthday the health of a marathon runner, the mind of an academic and the wealth of Bill Gates. (name) has everything else: wonderful parents and reliable friends. For you, (name)! For our friendship!

Let's drink to your coffin... which is made of oak... which is a hundred years old, but which has not yet been born... I wish you to live another hundred years!

One ancient Persian treatise says: “The four traits of a person lead to four consequences: stubbornness - to shame; hot temper - to repentance; slander - to enmity; laziness leads to humiliation. » Dear birthday boy! These traits were not typical of your nature until now. So let's drink to the fact that they never appear.

An avid summer resident


Dear birthday boy

Dear birthday boy , if you woke up early in the morning with an incomprehensible feeling of happiness and peace that haunts you; the bright sun makes its way into the room through the open window, and the warm breath of the wind slightly sways the curtains... If you have a clear head and thoughts, your stomach doesn’t ache, your legs don’t feel weak, your kidneys don’t sag, your lower back and joints don’t ache, there’s not the slightest trace on your face after yesterday, your wife doesn’t nag, the children went to school without being woken up by the commotion, the facts of the next coup or disaster are not shown on TV - that means you’re probably dead...
I want raise your glass for everything in your life to be exactly like this, and for you, nevertheless, to continue to live happily ever after!

Life story

Friends, listen to one very life story:
A group of climbers conquers one mountain peak. And suddenly the first climber in the bunch was bitten by a snake right in the manhood. Along the chain, he conveys to the lower climber (the fact is that the doctor was the last in the bunch):
– I was bitten by a snake, what should I do?
– I was bitten by a snake, what should I do?
– I was bitten by a snake, what should I do?
The doctor, having received the question, replied:
- Suck it immediately!
- Suck it immediately!
The answer had already reached the second climber in the group. The victim experiences:
- Well, what’s there? What the doctor said?
- The doctor said... that you will die!
Dear birthday boy, I wish you that a faithful and beloved woman will always go with you!

Life is a strange thing

Life is such a strange thing that you don’t always manage to get what you want on time. So today I wanted to congratulate you first, but I’m probably doing it last. But I hope this doesn’t make it any less pleasant for you. Since this happened, I want to sincerely wish you tomorrow that you will always find yourself in right time V in the right place. This will be called the favor of fate towards you. Remain her darling everywhere. Heartily Congratulations!

Dear birthday boy , we wish you a sea of ​​smiles and greetings, a sea of ​​flowers and fans, a sea joyful meetings, happy moments and the Canary Islands on vacation!

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Heartfelt and funny toasts for a great mood on a woman’s birthday

To this beautiful woman, on her birthday, I would like to wish you a lot. But I'll drink to correct behavior the letters “D” in her life: so that money is abundant, fools are far away, friends are wonderfully sincere, deeds are brought to achievements, longevity, kindness and a lot of love.

They say women are like chocolate sweets: you never know what filling you'll get. I want to raise this glass to our birthday girl and drink to her unique filling! She will be a surprise for everyone, and for her only one - the sweetest and most desirable!

I wish you today, dear birthday girl, so that big problem in your life there was a choice between a weekend in Bali and a vacation in Bora Bora. Happy birthday!

For most women

For most women, birthday not only leaves a smile on the face, but also brings sadness, because the woman becomes a year older. But let’s still remember how nature methodically creates pearls.
Which cognac is most valued? So let's drink to you shining like the most beautiful pearl, overwhelming everyone like aged cognac, and at the same time remaining as unsurpassed as you are now!

They say women have no rules, there is only a mood. What is the mood - such are the rules! I want to raise this glass to our birthday girl, so that her rule is to always be in a good mood!

In the Caucasus it is believed that a woman's life can be divided into seven stages: baby, girl, girl, beautiful woman, blooming woman, a stunning woman and goddess. Looking at our hero of the day, any Caucasian sage would say that she is a goddess not by age, but by definition!

So let our birthday girl always be a goddess in the eyes of men!

One young man

  • One young man really wanted to get married. The family searched for a candidate for a long time, and finally the family found him the best woman, as it seemed to them. But the young man said that he would ask only one question about this woman: how old is she?
  • The relatives replied that they had asked her, but the lady replied that she had forgotten how old she was. “It’s clear,” answered the newly made groom, “this woman is over forty, because all women over forty somehow suddenly forget their age!”
  • And the sage answered him: “ Wise woman forgets her age because a real man doesn’t need to know it, the main thing is not how old she is, but how old she feels!” So let's drink to our hero of the day, forever young at heart!

According to legend, God said:“Everything you take from people is what you will lose. But everything you give to people will come back to you a hundredfold.”

So let's drink to the generosity of our hero of the day, with which she always treats her friends!

If I were a soldier

If (name) were a soldier,

  1. Then she led the regiments behind her
    If (name) were an astronaut,
    Quickly flew to Mars and back
  2. If (name) were a climber,
    Then Everest would be conquered quickly
    Only (name) is not a soldier at all,
    And he doesn’t know how to hold a machine gun,
  3. And the distances of space are unexplored
    Once rockets without (name) flew
    I gave up on mountaineering
    Why did the giant Everest surrender to her???
  4. Maybe some evil enemy is insidious
    He will even say that (name) is mediocre...
    But it is obvious to everyone that this is not so,
    This is what the last fool can think!
  5. (name) smart, witty, beautiful
    (name) works wonders for all of us
    For this I intend to drink to the bottom,
    There are many heroes, but (name) is one!

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To this beautiful woman

I would like to wish this beautiful woman a lot on her birthday. But I will drink to the correct behavior of the letter “D” in her life: so that there is plenty of money, fools are far away, friends are wonderfully sincere, and achievements in business. And also longevity, kindness and a lot of love!

Let's raise a glass to the beautiful birthday girl! Let it all next year luck smiles on her, fortune accompanies everything, luck will become good friend, and the blue bird will take you under its wing! Let a lucky star shine above her head, pointing the way to the fulfillment of her cherished desires!

They say women are like chocolates: You never know what filling you'll get. I want to raise this glass to our birthday girl and drink to her unique filling! She will be a surprise for everyone, and for her only one - the sweetest and most desirable!

I wish you dear birthday girl

I wish you today, dear birthday girl, that the biggest problem in your life is the choice between a weekend in Bali and a vacation in Bora Bora. Happy birthday!

I want you to fall into hysterics only from laughter, so that your head will spin, and your heart will skip a beat solely from love. Let the tears in your eyes come only from happiness, and let everything that is done be for the better. Happy birthday!

How nice it is to be present at the birthday of such a person! But there is one problem - I don’t know what to wish you! After all, you already have everything you want on days like these! Then I wish that everything dear and beloved would always be nearby and not leave, otherwise let what is missing appear in the near future!

For most women, a birthday not only leaves a smile on the face, but also brings sadness, because the woman becomes a year older. But let’s still remember how nature methodically creates pearls. Which cognac is most valued? So let's drink to you shining like the most beautiful pearl, overwhelming everyone like aged cognac, and at the same time remaining as unsurpassed as you are now!

Let the man be

Let your man be like a cactus: so that he doesn’t require a lot of care, protects you with his thorns and gives you flowers. And you should be like a tulip: beautiful, modest and desirable.

Tradition says that God once decided to give gifts to women different states special gifts. He gave the Indian woman industriousness, the French woman he gave sophistication and piquancy, the African woman - burning passion, the German woman - scrupulousness and thriftiness, and the American woman - business acumen. But a surprise happened: his bag tore, and all the remaining gifts fell on the residents of our city. Now you know where our (name) has so many talents. So let's drink to them!

Women are like books: there are smart ones, there are beautiful ones, there are sexy ones, there are economical ones, there are needlewomen, there are mystery women, there are business women, there are domestic ones. I want to toast the woman librarian, who harmoniously combines all the qualities.

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Toasts for a man's birthday

We present to your attention original toasts for a man's birthday:

In every person, nature grows either as grains or as weeds. So let's drink to timely watering the first and destroying the second! For the beautiful garden that the birthday boy has grown in himself!
I propose a toast to the fact that the hero of today's holiday will always be young and handsome, that he will be a bit of a spendthrift and a fool, that he will be both a playboy and a guy and, as always, generous and broad-minded.

Random fellow travelers talking:

  • - Do you have children?
  • - Yes son.
  • - Son, this is good. Tell me, does he smoke?
  • - Yes you…
  • - It's great! You know, tobacco is poison!
  • - Yes, for sure...
  • - Excuse me, but does he play cards?
  • - Well, what are you...
  • - You are very lucky! You wonderful guy! You rarely see people like him these days... How old is he?
  • - Yes, already... six months!
  • Now let's turn to the birthday boy. He also does not smoke or play cards, although he has already become a completely independent young man. These are truly rare to see! I want to wish him great success in his future life!

Birthday is an annual gift


Birthday is annual gift, given to a person in order to rejoice in the love and affection that his close friends have for him. And so we resolutely declare that this event is valuable and dear to us. May the days of your life go long, and may your love and affection for us always be. Long live the birthday boy.

One artist of the Bolshoi Theater said that the director honestly told her:
- You will never make a career because you don’t have... bitchiness!!!
Our birthday boy made a great career and at the same time remained an honest and decent person. I'm happy to raise a glass to him!

In one mountain village there is such a legend: when a child is born, God kisses him. God will kiss the child on the mouth, and he will grow up to be a magnificent speaker. Kiss your hands and you will grow up to be a jack of all trades. So let's drink to the birthday boy, because even God Himself doesn't know where he kissed him.

German philosopher


German philosopher of the 18th century. Georg Christopher Lichtenberg said: “It is the duty of every wise man to see the shoemaker as a king, to give everyone his due according to his deserts and to value the greatness of soul, talent and ability not only by noisy effects.” I propose to raise our glasses so that the hero of today’s celebration will always be such a sage, and then, as today, he will have many true friends and more and more success!

  • Celebrating at the table
    Me, his wife, girlfriend,
    I want to tell you about him.
    Neither heat nor cold are scary,
  • Shocks of troubled years,
    Behind my husband's shoulder
    I am not afraid of adversity and troubles.
    It's easy to walk around the world with him.
  • Find the answer to the question.
    There is no better husband in the world
    And neither is the man.
  • Always be beautiful, okay.
    Be gentle and simple...
    For you, my beloved,
    I raise this toast!
  • One parable described by Kafka tells of a man who stood in front of an open gate and did not dare to enter it, because the stern guards stood silent near it.
  • The man thought that the soldiers would not let him through. Time passed and the gates closed. Then one of the guards said to the man:
  • “Eccentric, these gates were opened especially for you, and we were the only one who had to let you through.”
    So let's drink so that the hero of our occasion will not be afraid to enter his gates and never miss his chance!

God allocated to man


Once upon a time, God gave a man twenty-five years to live, and a horse, a dog, a monkey and all other animals fifty years. The man was offended, but God decided so... The man went to the animals so that they would give him a part of their life. This is how it happened that for twenty-five years a person lives like a human being, for the next twenty-five years he plows like a horse, then he lives like a dog, and for the next twenty-five years they laugh at him like a monkey.
So let's drink to N.'s life as a human being for at least another hundred years! Happy birthday to you, dear!

The building of our life consists of a hall of expectations and a hall of accomplishments. Let us wish the hero of today's celebration not to linger in the waiting room longer than he should. Let's drink to his patience, courage, luck and health!

People are different. Is sad existing people, there are gray existing people. There are people who have some kind of charge in their souls, an explosive device of gaiety, energy and joy. Our “newborn” represents exactly this type of person. He is cheerful, and everyone around him receives such a charge from him. So let's say hello to our hero.
We wish him good health, happiness, and many years of life. We wish you to always carry the torch of a joyful attitude and always warm our hearts
many summers!

Friends!


Friends! Today we celebrate the birthday of our N. We have glasses of champagne in our hands, and there is fun at the table. This day once gave us our friend. He is very dear to us, his heart is always with us. Therefore, with all my heart and on behalf of all your friends, dear N., I wish you joy, so that it will continue to be the companion of your life. For you!

Mountain peoples have one good proverb: “The camel gave birth to a baby camel - and the neighbor didn’t hear. The chicken laid an egg and cackled for the whole world to hear.” Let's raise a glass to our humble birthday boy, who knows his business very well, but doesn't talk about it to the whole world!

There is such a riddle:
The head is like a cat's. The body is like that of a cat. The tail is like a cat's. But not a cat! Who is this? Answer: cat!
And I have my own mystery: he’s handsome, just like mom and dad. Smart - like mom and dad. Kind - like dad and mom. Who is this? Everyone knows the answer: this is our birthday boy!!! I invite everyone to raise their glasses and drink to his health and well-being!

Gentlemen, let's drink to the birthday boy! As they say... we don’t care what we drink for, but he’s pleased!

  • “The whole world is kin to the generous,” says the proverb. And it is true. This is proven by the number of friends who came to wish my husband a happy birthday.
  • I know that he loves and appreciates his friends very much. And this holiday I would like to wish my husband...
  • . I wanted to say health, but he is “chronically healthy”... Money, but he has enough of it... Happiness, but with such a wife, forgive my indiscretion, he has happiness..
  • . And I wish him to remain as cheerful, as charming, as a joker - a joker, generous, kind, as he always was and thanks to which he acquired so many wonderful friends! For my husband! Hooray!

Drink to a friend


I propose to drink to our friend! He is such a bright personality that you want to put a lampshade on him

  • You all know the legend of Icarus. A long time ago, Icarus lived in the world. And he dreamed of flying like a bird. Icarus made himself wings from feathers and broke away from the sinful earth.
  • He decided to rise above the trees - and rose. I wanted to fly higher than the mountains - and I took off.
  • Then Icarus wanted to fly higher than the Sun, rose high - high almost to the Sun itself, but the wax that held the feathers melted, Icarus fell to the ground and broke.
  • I want to wish our birthday boy that everything he dreams about comes true, that he conquers any heights and that no matter how high he rises, he never falls to the ground!
  • So let's drink to the birthday boy, thanks to whom such people have gathered wonderful people, like us!!!

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Funny short birthday toasts for a man with humor

When the old man caught a fish and asked for a trough for the old woman, she got a trough when he wished new house– she had a new home, when I made the third wish, everything disappeared... So let’s drink to moderate dosage;)!

There are moments in life when we are completely overwhelmed by a dark streak, and therefore I propose to drink to the hope that if each of us has such a streak, it will definitely become a takeoff! ????

Life is like mathematics... And I wish that in your mathematics there are as many pluses, multiplications and percentages of happiness as possible????

Let's drink to the four-stroke engine, because in just its 4 strokes it allows us to keep up with everything everywhere, buy things and start toasting at the table on time!

I propose to drink to the great word “let’s” because it can be perfectly harmonized with no less important word"Let's have a drink"!

If you look long enough

If you look at the fire for a long time, you can feel the warmth. If you look at water for a long time, you can feel freshness, if you look at a glass of vodka for a long time, you can not stand it and drink yourself to death???? So, I suggest not watching, but using it for its intended purpose! ????

The speed of the sun is approximately 217 km/s, the speed of the earth is about 29.765 km/sec, so I propose a drink so that each of us is in no way inferior to these two planets????

I suggest you have a drink and wish the birthday person to place his life under a waterfall of good luck, joy and prosperity. And so that this waterfall is in no way inferior in size to the waterfall with central Asia(Burkhan-Bulak).

One of the wise men said, “the time has come to collect stones,” so I raise my glass so that our stones will always be diamond, and set in precious metals!

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Let's drink to joy! Let this be the only thing that comes into our lives without an invitation!

I wish you a lot of money, a lot of love and a lot of time to enjoy it!

Let's drink to MOOSE! So that you want, you can, you get rich, you fuck, - for the moose!

How good it is when everything is fine! And my toast to that. May everything be simply wonderful, extraordinary, awesome, magnificent and incomparable for you!

Believe in dreams! They come true.

Wish you…


I wish you good luck and a dacha by the sea!

Let your youth not fade away, And with it - love and kindness. May peace and warmth be your eternal guest in your home.

Let's drink to that...

  • Let's drink to this
  • So that everything goes well for you,
  • So that dreams always come true,
  • So that they laugh at problems!

I wish your life to be luxurious - it would contain luxurious well-being, luxurious mood and luxurious prospects. Happy birthday!

So that your life becomes like mathematics, two negative situations give one positive, the bad multiplies itself by zero, and everything beautiful and positive has an infinity sign!

Woman...So much affection, understanding, kindness in this word! Each of you is unique, inimitable and mysterious. Congratulating you (name) today, I want to wish you to always be desired, loved, tender, to enjoy success and attention. And I also wish you to always remain beautiful, kind and endlessly happy! Always be a woman!

Youth is a state of delightful anticipation and the feeling that anything is possible. Let's drink so that the hero of this evening always retains spiritual youth, good health and always accompanied by success in achieving goals!

Please accept my sincere congratulations


Accept my most my sincere congratulations Happy birthday! I wish you success in all your affairs and endeavors, health and optimism, self-confidence and good luck! I would like to wish that everything you do brings joy and pleasure, and that you always have loved ones and friends nearby with whom it is so nice to celebrate your successes!

  • They say that once upon a time, people did not grow old, but at the same time, they never changed and could not fully understand what happiness is, what love is, what friendship is.
  • And one day they were given a choice to experience all this, but in return, time became powerful over them, they were scared, but they decided to take a risk and did not lose!
  • After all, without time, we would not have known true love, true friendship and real happiness!
  • So let’s drink on your birthday, to the time you lived, and to all the good things it gave you!

Beloved, dear, faithful friend! On this day - your birthday, I want to raise a glass of wine and wish you success in business, success in love and that you live a long and happy life. Happy Birthday, my dear!

Happy Birthday to You! I wish that every moment, every day and hour brings you happiness and is lived with benefit for you! So that only the right things appear in your life and only the right events happen!

Our life is like the sea. It is calm and the sun is shining, then strong wind and big waves. I wish you to always catch your wave, stay on it and never go under water.

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Let's raise our glasses and drink

Let's raise our glasses and drink!


Women are flowers. And flowers are beautiful when they bloom. So let's drink to loose women!


May all our wishes come true, all our dreams come true!


I suggest we drink to the iron! So that everything goes smoothly!


Let's drink so that we walk down the street late at night and get attacked by money! But we couldn't fight them off!


A girl's weapon is her clothes. Let's drink to general disarmament!




Let's drink to those beautiful ideas, which have nothing to do with fraud.


I propose to drink to the most gentle, the most charming, the most affectionate, the most patient! For us, men!


Let's drink to everyone being able to do at least something, but better than others.


I wish you happiness, health and creative Uzbeks.


I wish you good luck and a dacha by the sea!

Vodka is our enemy - it must be destroyed!!!

Why have we gathered?


Why did we gather - to drink, let's drink so that we gather more often!


Let's drink to those who, while absent, are invisibly present here!


Let's drink to peace in the whole world and in our own apartment!


They say that a shooting star brings happiness. So let our life be an eternal shower of stars!


So that everything stands, except the heart!


Linden trees are blooming in the park - this is a reason to have a drink!


Let's drink so that sometimes we get some gingerbread.
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Short birthday toasts

Energy, power, speed! Take everything from life!

With you this world seems brighter! I would like to wish it to sparkle for you with all its colors!

Congratulations!

Dear birthday boy! We wish you not to experience irreparable losses and intelligently adjust your outlook on life so as to always be happy. Cheers!

I wish you good luck and a dacha by the sea!

So that everything stands, except the heart!

For health in the body, for success in business, for warmth in bed and without the hassle.

My dear friend (name)! I raise my glass to you always having a light heart and heavy pockets!

For you to always feel like a king on the throne!

Sophistication and sophistication are your style. Never cheat on him!

Eastern people say: when a star falls, it is fortunate.
May your life be a complete shower of stars!

I wish your life to be luxurious - it would contain luxurious well-being, luxurious mood and luxurious prospects. Happy birthday!

On your birthday, let all the glasses be filled with a mountain, and let everyone be happy to drink, for this dear holiday!

I raise my glass

For your birthday, I raise a glass of sparkling wine, and in this toast I wish you to feel the thrill to the fullest!

Let's drink to you having a lot of money, a lot of love and a lot of time to enjoy it!

Let's drink to your desires being overwhelmed by your possibilities!

Happiness! Good luck and green dough! For you!

  • We all know the fable about the hardworking ant and the frivolous dragonfly.
  • So let's drink to the fact that our birthday boy skillfully combines the qualities of both of these heroes.
  • Behind your skill work and have fun!

Let's drink to the birthday boy living better and better, no matter how disgusting his enemies may be!

Let there be people in your life for whom you want to drink, and not those who make you want to get drunk!

I propose to drink to our friend! He is such a bright personality that you just want to put a lampshade on him.

Let's drink to those on board. Those who are overboard will get drunk themselves!

gold - a woman, a woman - a man, a man - wine... If gold is not subject to fire, then it is of high standard. If you cannot buy a woman with gold, then she is not corrupt. If a man does not succumb to the seduction of women, then he is a blockhead. If wine cannot drown a man, it means he is an excellent swimmer. I propose a toast to unsinkable men!.. The blockhead, however, also swims well...

Once a man was traveling from one village to another.

The road passed through the mountains, winding between rocks, along cliffs and precipices. Suddenly the donkey stopped - and did not move. The owner began to tug and urge him. The donkey stands rooted to the spot. The owner began to scold him with nasty words, call him names, and whip him. But the donkey remained standing as he stood. Then he went himself. And then the man saw a huge stone around the bend, it had just fallen, and if his donkey had not stopped, then... The owner hugged the animal and thanked him.
So let's drink to the fact that we always listen to the opinion of another person in an argument, even if he is a donkey!

Moses said that everything is from God,

King Solomon said that everything is from the mind, Jesus Christ is everything from the heart. Karl Marx - everything comes from the stomach, Freud - everything from sex, Einstein - everything is relative. As you can see, there are so many people, so many opinions. And we will say - everything from good friends, and especially from those who know how to gather them at one table!
Let's drink to good friends!

Two disputants came to the sage with a request to judge them.

He listened carefully to the plaintiff first and, when he finished speaking, told him: “Yes, you’re right!”
Then the defendant began to make excuses. The sage listened to him very carefully. And then he said: “You’re absolutely right!”
Here the sage's wife intervened. “How can it be that both disputants are right?” - she asked her husband quietly. The sage remained silent thoughtfully, thought and told her: “You know what, you’re right too!”
This toast is for flexibility of thinking!

My toast is quick, like fireworks.

Five minutes is enough
To tell about life,
AND funny toast lift!
Why are we drinking today?
Yes, because every day
More and more joy for us,
More happiness at home.
Open the window quickly
We are only destined for happiness!
Here's my original toast:
Let the crystal glass ring!

One smart person said:

"Nothing shortens life more... than the distance between toasts."
Let's drink to living as long as possible!

You need to go around the front of the bus,

the tram is behind, and the woman needs to be walked around from all sides. My toast is to courteous men!

In Siberia they say:

a thousand kilometers is not a distance, a hundred deer is not a herd, sixty degrees is not frost, fifty years is not an age!
This means that our dear hero of the day is still a baby, and everything is ahead of him.
We wish you, dear (NAME OF THE BIRTHDAY BOY), in about fifty years to come out of baby’s swaddling clothes and grow up, so that we can say: this is age!

A certain prince invited a musician to his place to entertain him.

The musician began to play.
- Oh, bless your hand! - the prince praised him. - I give you a silver azarpema. The musician thanked him and sat down to play further.
- I won’t regret my horse for you! - the prince went wild.
The musician tries even harder.
“I wish you a cow,” the owner became generous.
The next day the musician appears to receive the promised gifts.
- What azarpema, what horse? - answered the sobered prince. - Yesterday you pleased me with your play, and I pleased you with my promises. The same thing that remains today from your game remains to you from my gifts.
Let us fill our glasses and drink so that we can always and under any circumstances keep our word.

Hang it on a light bulb

Banana and tangerines
And beat the drum,
Play tambourines.
Give up superstitions
Throw away your embarrassment
Gathering plants in a bouquet,
Hurry up and visit.