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Scenario "Win-win (school) lottery". Comic lotteries for a festive feast

A popular entertainment for guests at any holiday is a win-win comic lottery. This is a wedding option, but you can choose according to your taste and any occasion.

Papers with prize numbers are put into the bag. The guests draw out lottery tickets, and the presenter reads out the text for the prize won, the assistant hands the gifts to the guests. Win-win lottery , which means that each extended ticket is entitled to a free gift. Joke texts for awarding prizes won in the lottery may be as follows:

1. For your kind eyes a souvenir - read (Fairy tales).
2. A thing that does not go out of style. (Laces).
3. Here's a lighter, use it, do not mind. (Matchbox).
4. When you go for a walk, so that your pants do not sleep, you must have a pin made of steel with you. (Pin).
5. Who is the happiest among us? Get this basin. (Taz).
6. Do not be angry with us, my friend, the boxes will come in handy. (Matchbox).
7. Let smile of the bride suddenly touches your eyes, and the good mood will not leave you anymore.
8. Fate took a rent from you, and boxes of matches for delivery. (Matches).
9. Accept you (Button) this one and walk the world with joy.
10. We'll have to live, the work of grief, And forget about the days of the calendar! (The calendar).
11. Household vacuum cleaner. (Broom).
12. You are desperately lucky - get (A sandwich).
13. Your prize is special. You can read about everything in the newspaper. (Newspaper).
14. Pour this into a glass And drink it quietly. (Disposable cup).
15. I give the prize boldly, use it for business. (Paper).
16. Whoever gets a can of beer will live happily all year! (Beer).
17. Even the old man himself Koschey swept the dust from his ears. (Brush).
18. Dear comrade, receive (Candy), Just don't eat it yourself, treat your neighbor.
19. Here is a ticket, so a ticket, do not rummage in the rooms, Consider that there is no win - cry and calm down. (Handkerchief).

20. Since you got a chocolate bar, then you will not be bitter - it will be sweet! (Chocolate).
21. Reach out your hand. Receive an ONION HEAD. (Bow).
22. You are a tough nut to crack, which means that good luck awaits you! (Peanut).
23. Although this cream is inedible, But the smell is simply incomparable! (Coconut cream).
24. In order not to eat in the dining room, get a bay leaf. (A packet of bay leaves).
25. If you want to be strong like gin, get a vitamin, brother. (Carrot).
26. Don't drip on your neighbor, And win a napkin. (Napkin).
27. Today you are not a hero of the day, the laurel crown does not shine for you, you better accept from us (Bay leaf sachet).
28. Something will not happen to you, this item will be useful to you. (Condom).
29. So that you could keep your money, we hand you a wallet. (Purse).
30. We give you a piece of chintz, you can marry again. (Handkerchief).
31. Somehow not even clever, but now for you (Carrot).
32. And you are "in juice", in the prime of your life! You have no equal among your friends! (A packet of juice).
33. Do not be bored in the evenings - you drink fragrant (Tea).
34. Substitute for soccer ball. (Old tin can).
35. It will help you remember the subject of bygone childhood years. (Dummy).
36. The lottery is not a snag, Here is a self-assembled tablecloth for you. (Oilcloth).
37. A trifle, but nice. (A handful of small coins).
38. You will receive a rusty nail, I ask you not to be angry, After all, even the most rusty nail in the household will come in handy. (Nail).
39. You won a spoon, Go eat a little. (Wooden spoon).
40. If suddenly the child cries, you must calm him down, beckon him with a rattle and silence him. (Beanbag)
41. Portrait of the most beautiful man. (Mirror).
42. The prize went to you to gnaw in the evenings. (Nuts, bagels or crackers).
43. Antique hanger. (Nail).
44. A vessel for drinking strong drinks. (Thimble).
45. Comrade, believe, hope and wait, your winnings lie ahead ahead.
46. \u200b\u200bWe wanted to win a flashlight. You only got the ball. (Balloon).
47. The yacht fell on this ticket, now you can go out into the world. (Paper boat).
48. For a very clean shave The tool will come in handy. (Blade).
49. Yesterday the moths ate tulle, they were torn to the pain, we give in return (package)- there is nothing else!
50. Get your toy, close your eyes and dream, if you buy this thing, you will ride me on it. (Typewriter).
51. Get it, hurry up, you get a notebook, write poems. (Notebook).
52. There is no more practical gain Than a garbage bag. (Trash bag).
53. While the boss "removes the shavings" from us, Calmly brew a mug of tea! (Cup).
54. You don't have striped pants, But you have a cigarette. (Cigarettes).
55. Why should you have a wallet, put money in a bag. (Package).
56. Delight awaits you for your heart - Big increase in salary! (Yogurt "Delight").
57. It's not a pity for good people, Get it quickly, comrade, (Rope).
58. Imported hair dryer "Roventa" with a nozzle. (Comb).
59. You won not a penny, but a real one (Ruler).
60. And for sweet we have. There is a pill for you. (Vitamins).
61. We give you (notebook), there was something to write on.
62. And big love awaits you And kisses all year round! (A set of sponges for dishes).
63. You are our welcome guest. For you as a gift (A valuable nail).
64. For your sweet smile, presented to us now, We present you with this (Button) let it make you happy.
65. Having received this gift, think a little, maybe you forgot your friends, write a letter to them, baby. (A pen).

66. Come on, dear friend, get it (Pie).
67. There is no typewriter, we offer this item. (Kernel).
68. So that the cap does not blow off with the wind, here's a gift for you (Clip).
69. This ball will stop babies crying. (Balloon).
70. Straight out of the department store (Toilet paper).
71. After a glass to have a snack. Business is very important. Here's a paper napkin instead of a sleeve. (Paper napkin).
72. Do not be sick, be strong, we hand you (Pills).
73. Who is so joyful there? As a keepsake - (Thermometer)!
74. Business of everyday life, as they say, this thing may come in handy. (Bung).
75. You got a flower - a rose, It does not wither from frost. (Rose flower).
76. Your winnings are like manna from heaven, you got a piece of bread. (Slice of bread).
77. And this decoration is just a feast for the eyes. (Beads from paper clips).
78. You do not need to get excited, mustard will calm you. (Mustard).
79. Get your winnings as a gift quickly - (Balloon).
80. You bought an unlucky ticket, (100 rubles fine) for diapers, present to us.
81. In order to find out the income, a notebook will come in handy. (Notebook).
82. This thing is essential for lovers of intimacy. (Candle).
83. Do you understand the meaning of the gift? Life will be joyful and bright! (Markers).
84. I will not give up for any blessings of the world (Kefira).
85. Lucky for you: a kiss from your neighbor on the right! (Kiss)
86. You and your companion will never disappear, You will not come home hungry from any guests. (The spoon).
87. You (Postcard) got caught, so it was supposed to be.
88. You would like a piano, But got a calendar. (The calendar).
89. (Notebook) - this is a trifle, but this is what you wanted.
90. Present this book to your future baby. (Children's book).
91. If there is a first-aid kit in the house, then you also need a candle. (Candle).
92. Now you will have to buy a baby, so that there is someone to suck on a dummy. (Nipple).
93. Make a smart face, you won the egg. (Kinder Surprise).
94. Happiness is in your hands. You got two potatoes. (Two potatoes).
95. This book is not more important, Only you are a writer in it. (Notebook).
96. To write down where the pay went, this pen will be very useful to you! (A pen).
97. May your life be warmer from the gift of Prometheus. (Candle).
98. Since you are not at your desk, the cards will come in handy in life. (Deck of cards).
99. Do not grieve, do not grieve, Stand up, kiss your neighbor. (Kiss the neighbor).
100. Evil lottery fate, Only you are given a clothespin. (Pin).
101. A device for transmitting thoughts at a distance. (The envelope).
102. To save you from agony, We won hand cream. (Hand cream).
103. Open your mouth wider, a roll of paper for you. (Toilet paper).
104. To look cool, we give you a limousine ... (Children's car).
105. Run around the whole city with a dream of scarcity, but you will rarely meet (Paper napkin).
106. Your winnings are yet to come, but look at others for now. (Additional number).
107. Success awaits you today, Get your nut. (Walnut).
108. Your winnings are quite rare, you are happy, there is no doubt that you got not three sweets, but three pieces of paper from sweets. (Fantik)
109. Perhaps you “soaped up” to escape, But your lot is to continue your work! (Soap).
110. Eat bananas and coconuts And expect rewards from fate! (Banana).
111. Get this tube as a gift, To make every tooth shine in the sun! (Paste).
112. Treat yourself, my friend, a little - you (three candies)got it.
113. Happiness fell into your hands, you got a big apple. (Apple).
114. Don't be bored today, Get Indian tea. (Pack of Indian tea).
115. To keep your hair in order, you will need a potholder. (Scrunchy).
116. Although your name is not Thekla, But you got the beets. (Beet).
117. Printing of a small business. (Eraser).
118. To prevent your teeth from hurting, Brush them at least once a week. (Toothbrush).
119. You want to be rich, be rich. (Purse).
120. Washing machine "Baby". (Soap in a soap dish).
121. Oh, what a fine fellow you are, get a lollipop. (Chupa Chups).
122. We give you toothpaste, so that you have toothy teeth. (Toothpaste).
123. You are well "grounded" in your work And you will be held in high esteem with us all year round. (Horseshoe).
124. You got this soap to wash your hands cleaner. (Soap).
125. One must hope for the best in life, take Clay, if life does not go well. (Glue).
126. Well done that you played, Get two Ferraris. (Children's cars).
127. You forget for a minute how much this joke costs. Said in advance, attention is dear. (Kiss the neighbor.)
128. In life, anything happens and maybe even this can be, you tarnish your reputation somewhere, (Pin)will help dry it.
129. You are the best, you will be convinced, a glass for you, get drunk. (A glass of vodka).
130. Do not be sad, dear friend, the souvenir is already yours here. (Icon).
131. The one who receives this candle will have to travel the world! (Candle).
132. In order for the egg-box to be full, you need (Cap).
133. Yes, your lucky ticket, so hold on (Pencil).
134. Means for fighting pets. (Velcro for flies).
135. Walking with your hair will be beautiful, Captivating everyone with a thick, fluffy mane. (Shampoo).
136. You will be cheerful and energetic, And therefore the whole year will be excellent! (Coffee).
137. Although the people say, As if vodka is poison. We give you a glass of poison as a reward. (A glass of vodka).
138. It's your turn, you have a fresh bar ("Mars")!
139. Whether you need it or not, Here is your lipstick (Lipstick)!
140. For an overgrown baby - wonderful (Nipple)!

Everybody loves holidays and celebrations. This is delicious food, beautiful clothes, delicious drinks. And if you add fun entertainment to all this, the day will turn out to be unforgettable. Costumed scenes, cool toasts, and a lottery will be appropriate. The humorous form of each of these actions will help guests feel relaxed and have fun to the fullest!

Congratulations to the heroes of the day

Anniversary is a special holiday, and you need to prepare carefully for it. You can come up with a script suitable for the character or profession of the birthday man. But the final part will be in this process, the main thing - more humor. You need to come up with small quatrains and prizes for each of them. Specify the number of guests in advance so that no one is left without a gift.

Balloons

The easiest way to play the lottery is with colorful balloons. Each chair must be tied to a ball with a lot number inside. The guest must make the balloon burst and extract his cherished number. Inexpensive items can be used as prizes. The comic lottery will be interesting if the presenter loudly and clearly announces the descriptions for the prizes:


Lucky ticket

A joke lottery for the anniversary can be played with tickets. Each guest at the entrance to the premises buys a lottery ticket for a minimum coin. At the end of the evening, the distribution of prizes begins. The guests take turns announcing their ticket number, and the host reads and gives out the winnings:

  • "You have an unusual prize - dance the striptease to the hero of the day."
  • "Receive, sign, enjoy a wonderful taste (candy)."
  • "The best dentist will treat you without needles (chewing gum)."
  • "To know everything and about everyone, you need to flip through (the newspaper)."
  • "Now you will always be beautiful, like a cool movie star, this is your personal stylist, hairdresser and modist (comb)."
  • "Let a bright, soft light (light bulb) stream in your home for many years."
  • "To rake in money, you need to know about this subject (scoop)."
  • "If you don't want to get sick and not get old, you often need to rub your back (washcloth)."
  • "So as not to oversleep the work, feel vigor in the morning (a bag of coffee)."
  • "Calcium is an important element, eat it - seize the moment (crayon)."

Sportloto

The lottery is comic, and even with a sports bias, it will go off with a bang. This will require a little imagination and props. Wear boxer shorts on your worst guest. The host will announce that the great world champion has come to congratulate them today. And let this athlete run the lottery. Put lottery tickets with numbers in a beautiful box, guests can draw any of them, try their luck.

Such a comic, funny lottery will cheer up bored guests. Think of some more simple tasks, for example, sit down 30 times. More movements are needed, then the overdue audience will stir up and receive a positive charge.

All the best for children

Children's holiday is a separate story. It is best if you have chosen a separate topic. Pirate parties, princess balls, multi-pulleys are very popular. Children can be given sweets, which will contain their lottery tickets. Or invite them to find a box with tickets on the map, having prepared a cache in advance.
Another good option is to stick the long-awaited tickets with tape to the seat of the chair from below. It will be interesting for kids to "get" them on their own. A funny comic lottery will delight the kids. Examples of statements:


If there are few children, let them take out several tickets. There are never too many prizes!

A comic lottery is a great way to add brightness to the holiday. None of the guests will refuse to pull out their lot.

As a rule, everyone, without exception, likes a win-win lottery, therefore everyone is pleased to receive a small and pleasant prize.

Lottery tickets can be colorful and hand-made (if there are not so many guests), they can be printed on a printer indicating the series, number and date of the draw, or they can be simple pieces of paper with the winning number written in them.

It all depends on how much time you have to prepare.

Here you will find a selection of a win-win lottery in verses of your own composition, as well as what you managed to find in various sources. Let the children's party be fun and everyone will be happy with the prizes.

Lottery with letters


It means that instead of a serial number, a lottery ticket contains one or another letter.

I'll give you a chocolate
If you meet the letter "YU"!

To keep your teeth strong
Chew gum, only rarely.
If you see the letter "E",
Come to me soon!
(prize - gum)

Kohl got a letter "ABOUT",
Take the egg as soon as possible!
(prize - a chocolate egg)

Photo frame, just take a look!
Got to the one who has the letter "AND"!

I will give a delicious bar to that,
Who will meet their letter on the ticket "U"!
(prize - chocolate bar)

Couplet lottery


Beautiful a pen - just look!
And draw beautiful letters to her.

This new notebook
Keep always in order.

To whom soap, to whom candy wrapper,
And you got bow!

Come to me soon:
You set of pencils!

Wonderful painted rug,
You handkerchief!

Album useful to anyone,
But only if you are not lazy!
(prize - sketchbook)

On the farm notebook will always come in handy,
But one shouldn't be proud of a gift only!

It is for you keychain flashlight,
He is handsome and very bright.

May your teeth be radiant
Fragrant, strong, clean!
(prize - toothpaste)

If you wash yourself often
Then washcloth come in handy!

May your heart
Burns like this candle.

Here is such cosmetic bag
Any girl will come in handy!

They can write, draw.
Come and receive your surprise as soon as possible!
(prize - a set of colored pens)

Mirrorcertainly not a bad gift.
But just always remain yourself!

If a comb give you
You won't be shaggy anymore!

Photo frame will come in handy for everyone.
You got it. But don't be proud!

Sticker stickers on a notebook,
On the table, on the cup, on the bed.

If the memory is junk,
Write it down ... and on the magnet!
(prize - a notebook on a magnet)

What you were, what will you become then
Will tell about you photo album.

Soap balls will fly
Deliver joy to you and others!

One, two, three - add the details
So that they become a picture.
(prize - puzzles)

Without scotch tape you can't do it.
Get it and smile soon!

There are different gifts here,
And you got marker.

Very fashionable thing
Braid it up!
(prize - bow or hair tie)

Quatrain lottery


Let the drawings sparkle
And the eyes are smiling.
For your landscapes
We give these paints.

This gift is not just an object
This is a special thing!
On a holiday, at the solemn hour
To you - multi-colored pen!
(the prize is a pen with several colored pastes at once)

If you like chocolate,
You will be insanely happy.
And if you don't love, it doesn't matter.
Mom will eat it then!

Ball light and airy
Don't put it under the pillow
Otherwise, he will bang like that,
That the neighbor behind the wall will gasp.

So that I can always be with friends
You taste sweet tea
On a holiday with congratulations
This mug get it!

About two rings and two ends
And a carnation in the middle.
Everyone knows the riddle, and you
Now you own them!
(prize - scissors)

Friend's address, phone
Where to find if you need it?
Let it be in summer and winter
Will be in notebook!

Different books are needed
Different books are important.
And for you it is more necessary - such,
Small, note.

In this little thing
So much joy is stored!
Don't listen to doctors
Eat it - and be healthy!
(prize is gummy candy)

There are shoe brushes,
There are brushes for clothes.
But without toothbrushes
Live, tell me, is it possible?

Calendar little,
But he is smart.
It will show you the day and year
He lives in every house.

When guests come to the holiday
And the meeting will be hot
Let the comfort at the table give
Lit by you candle.

My gift is very sweet
And how beautiful and soft!
My gift is cake,
So he asks in his mouth!

Games for the whole family unite, make celebrations and family evenings bright and memorable, cheer up and develop abilities, promote the development of creativity, the ability to manage their behavior, rejoice and empathize with each other.

UNLIMITED LOTTERY IN VERSES.

For family holidays, a win-win lottery in poetry is good, which unites adults and children and always causes delight and laughter. Each player draws a note in a circle, in which his winnings are written. If an adult pulls out, then he reads the note himself. If a child, then his parent reads the note (even the smallest children participate in our lotteries). There are a lot of options for a win-win lottery with children - here is our family option, which everyone really liked and has been used many times in different variations :). In the lottery, we certainly include not only valuable prizes, but also humorous, as well as unexpected surprises. Prizes are handed over by the lottery hosts. Players are NOT warned about empty tickets or surprises in the lottery. The fun, win-win lottery has another plus - this game can also be used in families with people with disabilities. And they will feel in this game on an equal footing with everyone, which is great :)

⭐ If you like chocolate, You will be insanely happy. And if you don't love, it doesn't matter. Mom will eat it then! (small chocolate bar)

⭐ To whom the soap, to whom the candy wrapper, And you got the bow! (hairpin - bow)

⭐ So that you can always taste sweet tea with your friends, On a holiday, with congratulations Get this mug! (disposable mug or toy cup)

⭐ So that the hairstyle is beautiful, you are given this comb! (comb) ⭐ Quiet! Attention! Sensation of the century! Hey trumpeters! Play all hands! Take a look at this man! He's now ... (pause) lost! (no prize)

⭐ To become a great mathematician, you just need this notebook. (notebook)

⭐ I don't want to be greedy! I'll give you a candle! (candle)

⭐ Well, you are just great! You get a cucumber for this! (cucumber)

⭐ Wanted to get a flashlight? And you just got a ball! (balloon)

⭐ There is no better prize in the world - you have a box for chocolates (empty box)

⭐ A souvenir for your tender eyes! And this is ... (Fairy tales)

⭐ Don't think you're angry with us - a lemon will come in handy on the farm! (lemon)

⭐ Here is a ticket, so a ticket, do not rummage in the rooms, Consider that there is no win - cry and calm down. (Handkerchief).

⭐ You and your companion will never disappear! You won't come home hungry from any guests! (disposable spoon)

⭐ There is no better prize than a plastic bag (New Year's bag).

⭐ For good people, we do not feel sorry for anything, Get a cool rope as soon as possible. (Jump rope)

⭐ Do you want to be strong like gin, Get a vitamin. (Carrot).

⭐ Dear you, my friend, get a candy, Only don't eat it yourself, treat your neighbor. (A large chocolate bar to be given to the neighbor sitting next to the table)

⭐ Never lose heart with your companion! Rub any place with it in a hot bath! (washcloth)

⭐ And this is a fork! Get it, darling! (disposable fork)

⭐ Stretch out your hand! Get a head of an onion! (onion)

⭐ The mood will be better! You get cookies (pack of cookies)

⭐ Here is your lucky ticket, hold a pencil tightly. (Pencil)

⭐ Your winnings are quite rare, you are happy, no doubt about it. You got not three sweets, but ... three pieces of paper from sweets !!! (three candy wrappers)

⭐ Happiness is in your hands. You got a potato! (potatoes)

⭐ Comrade! Believe, hope and wait! Your win is yet to come! (nothing)

⭐ Don't be bored today! Get some delicious tea! (tea)

⭐ Draw a cloud better. Here's a blue pen (ballpoint pen)

⭐ In order for the jug to be full, you need a lid (roof for the can)

⭐ We wanted to win the piano, but we got the calendar. (calendar)

⭐ Get the main prize - this is a small surprise (something valuable, the main gift of the lottery).

⭐ And not empty, and not thick! The win is yours - cabbage forks! (head of cabbage)

⭐ Lucky for you! Hug your neighbor on the right! (no prize)

⭐ Take this coin, my friend, and happily walk around the world! (coin 1 ruble). ⭐ To be clean, beautiful Get this soap (soap)

⭐ We are not afraid of all diets, If we have sweets (sweets)

⭐ You were worried a lot. But there is no loss! Beetroot fell on your ticket To make vinaigrette.

Lottery (high school graduation)

Good evening, dear viewers! The next issue of the "Russian Lotto" lottery is on the air! Get your tickets ready and be very careful! Today they are playing ... oh yes, I almost forgot: there is nothing to play today, everything has already been distributed. Therefore, we had to shake something out of the portfolios of our students. You, of course, ask why you need it. But you don't even know how many valuable things are in the portfolios. So here we go!

    Brushes.

For schoolchildren for drawing

These brushes are needed

Well, and mom - to paint the windows

Or grease pancakes.

    A pen.

What do you need a pen for?

We will answer directly:

To be than on Saturday

You should sign a diary.

    Eraser.

Mom - what a lady!

When it comes, let's wash it.

We managed to help

Pick it up in her briefcase.

    Notebook.

How does a child go to school

So he takes the notebook with him.

Take it just once

Play naval battle!

Write examples on the chalkboard

Children really need chalk.

Well, and you will need it

For repairing various cases.

    Lipstick.

Here is a find so a godsend!

Mom will be glad.

Finally returned to her

Red lipstick!

    Pistol.

Well, and someone from an early age

Carries a gun to school.

    Pencil case.

As long as everything goes smoothly

And the owner did not know

For screwdrivers hurry

Fit you a pencil case.

    Glue.

Here is good luck so good luck!

We will hand over the glue to you now.

Let it all go the way it should

What did not stick together with you.

    Paints.

There were colors in the lessons

There were - and that's enough.

Now for makeup

Mom will spend them.

    Jump rope.

The kids had a jump rope

A trinket so far.

And now we will give it to mom -

Like a pocket trainer.

    Ruler.

If needed for a robe

Open the flannel

Get it as soon as possible

School ruler.

    Compass.

Here's another one found

It's a trifle for the hostess:

If you bake pancakes -

You can't do without a compass!

    Buttons.

What are the buttons for in the briefcase?

Put it under the butts of friends.

Take these things!

... You also have neighbors.

    Felt pen.

If dad, as always,

The best master in the house is

Let him get it then

Brand new felt-tip pen!

    Leash for a dog.

And recently first graders

We asked a problem:

Brought with them in a briefcase

Doggy lesson!

Our prize ran away. It's a shame.

You will not exact.

Go for a walk in the evening,

And look!

    Chips.

Children love these chips

More chess, more cards.

Play at your leisure,

If there is excitement in the soul!

    Bulka.

How the heart beats loudly - loudly,

So you got a loaf!

    Magazine.

We have a magazine for you to read!

    Photo album.

Your friends so as not to forget

It is useful to keep the pictures.

    Book.

This thing is very useful for those

Who wants to be smart.

    Mirror.

This thing is very useful for those

Who wants to be beautiful.

    Package.

Your lottery ticket costs only a package!

24. Chocolate bar.

To make life seem sweet

Help yourself to some chocolate!

    Icon.

It's good to pin a big badge on your jacket!

26. Calendar.

To be able to distinguish between vacation days,

You need to know the calendar well.

For extreme lovers

This thing is simply very necessary!

    Chocolate egg.

Do not frown a clear face -

You receive an egg!

    Wet wipes.

The win is pretty rare -

You will receive wet wipes as a gift.

    Comb.

You look great:

We have a hairbrush in store for you.

    Pencil sharpener.

This sharpener will help you

Hone the mind and humor too.

Career and success await you,

And also jokes, humor, laughter.

    Paper clips.

To strengthen friendship in the class,

We would like to present you a pack of paper clips!