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Somehow I slept with Irtysh (or on the lodi?)
And Kalmyku naked met very by the way.
Oh, the task is not simple - to conquer Kalmyku!
But I took a hone from the panties on time.

Where Baikal was splashing (Lake is),
I entertained the Cube with the fact that
I am grateful to fate that my cubic
I started me to myself in the very stock!

Somehow at night on the coherent of the Amur
Girls called Gurth "Bonivour's Heart."
I noticed there two young tunners
And all night stayed with them between halves.

Somehow at night on the ocea, on the barge empty
Breasts of dude I in my hand comes carefully.
We sat on the mattress, Intrusted the brothers ...
And a dream came true (seven times) of young kids.

Somehow once a daylight in broad day in Krakow (on the Vistula)
Polka's legs at my shoulders hung.
Good was the feed of a long-rich polka!
I went crazy by morning, spreading slices.

And once in the spring somewhere on the Danube
I met the German mentally patient.
I burned in her, like Mole, and bite, like a blind ...
German seven after a year in a year.

Somehow Barcas sailed at night for the waves of the Euphrates.
In it, I just accepted the debauchery.
I aimed my device in a young Cossack ...
The Cossacks still have a feet of the lad.

The Nile was widely broken down by the day ...
There, Bashkarka, I bowed to the porn form.
It was the ninth tree! .. I'm for the morning Bashkarka
I barely tear off from myself for the shake!

Once on the river Limpopo, which is known to children,
I met from our depot to the driver,
What stood on the way, leaning low ...
I could not pass by typist!

Somehow near the wasteland, somewhere on the Hudson,
I picked the Buryatka in the erogenous zone.
And love entered the arrow in the heart of that boring ...
That laptop could not exit charging.

Once on Lake Huron (or on Hurone?)
I drove my cartridge in Uzbek.
Long with all legs from me Uzbek ...
But in vain - I could not allow is drying.

Past a quiet village along the Ohio River
Swedie naked sailed, yes, even nagging!
It is a pity, her mother is that such a Swede
May meet in the way extremely rarely!

Times Japanese under a bush on the Izhore River
Having sank "Waltz Boston" in the Si-Farol Major.
Oh, what a honeying look was at that Japanese ...
I sincerely hurt both refill.

Floored a huge crocodile for the lies of Elba,
Where I spent a combat shooting ...
And back to that two days at the mouth of Rio Grande
Ethiopkka about me the kneading gland.

Once I went to me Karel and brought the kelka.
I boils to her the whole plate ...
At the essay of Ob somewhere closer to the night
That kellek, I loved very badly.

Once on Kolyma (or Ilmen?)
I fucked nanike and her deer.
Oh, I will go through the spring in the wilds of the Amazon!
The Finnis and Estonians were stuck out there.

My Milka is somehow sidura
Bucked soap "Duru".
I will go to the bath with her
I will be a "fool" fool wash.

Masha saw a bear,
Very frightened.
Even cut out by mat
That's how confused.

Do not go along the corridor,
Do not knock with caloes.
I won't love anyway -
Morda like a horse.

I was glad to love
For nature, straight:
Where the hand did not reach
Helped a baton.

I am Milenchka Davala
Sitting on a bench.
Do not think bad -
I gave seeds.

Out of a pretty blister:
He suddenly came running home
And in bed - drum
And, of course, with me.

Volodya --harmonista
Absolutely no brains
His skull is decorated
Bush of milking horns.

Men cute gave
Golden watch.
And I had for it
Jump on the mattress.

Ripen tomatoes
And other vegetables.
Baba - fools, women - fools.
And men - bastards.

Says the old woman grandfather:
Come, Millenok, on Wednesday!
And the old man came up with the number -
He took and died on Tuesday ...

Boast, girls, I will not:
I will sleep, so I will sleep.
Even before the heart is not enough
And in the easy way to do.

Sits a guy on the fence,
Picky in the nose,
And Kozulka answers:
I don't get out anyway.

How I grew yes bloomed
Until seventeen years old
And in seventeen on the party
I stayed without teeth.

By the village we go,
All gifts are distributed
To someone - lightweight poddle
Who - in the puddle shook!

Girls in the woods walked
And they caught a hare.
All day they were looking for
Where is the hare eggs.

Why don't you love me,
I'm colorful.
Well, that, that face a side
In the dark, everyone likes.

Mile you are what, yes, you are what
Alebard about shoulder, -
Well broke,
And the shoulder was not damaged.

Girls no longer give
All guys loafers.
Massow arrived to us
With, oh, from such a dressing room!

By the village we go,
Sink songs
Our girls were brought
- Do not give, even crash!

Our Tanya Meters Croot,
Down the stairs flying.
How the beast she will win
Then pay like a child.

Not closed once Fedya
In the bathroom both kranel,
To remind all neighbors
On the fate of "Titanic".

Katya, so that the pig is stuffed,
I called me help.
Instead of the murder
We sinned with her all night!

300 Northern Capital,
Notes the whole country.
And on schools and hospitals
There is no money like a horse.

As a face in Kuzmich
It clearly asks bricks.
And the soul in Kuzmich
Obviously asks the Pervcha.

From depressed devotey
Do not drink Seduksna!
Young tractor drivers
Heal in the haystack!

I hinted yesterday I Zoyake -
To spend the night with her in bed.
That, felt my hint,
Did not let the threshold.

Girls ran through the ice,
Cold nonsense.
And without this nonsense -
And neither there, and neither here.

In the sky, the garbage flew
Silver metal.
Very much today
Unidentified garbage.

My Milk Zalupanzayy
Does not get off the toilet
Out from Senokos
Wants with the help of diarrhea.

I fuck a boyfriend,
Oh, young, such!
And on the sight is quite green,
It turned out - blue.

My dear, my dear,
Do not lie back to me
And breast go
Have a gun.

Friend Viagra treated.
So I surprised my wife.
I could not refuse to a friend
Surprised his spouse.

On the window two flower:
Blue and yelen.
I will not give a cute,
Himself takes - not small!

Volodya --harmonista
Jacket rubles for three hundred
On chervonets pies
And the brain grivenk.

I go - she cost
I come to ask her:
Allow you to stamp
White rose on the chest?

At work colleagues,
The doxhara was in fashion.
And football now he is with us
Looking at narrow eyes.

On the window two flower -
Gladiolus and Rosan.
If cute changes,
I guess by times!

Started harmony girl
Eyes shine from love.
Loved the harmonist,
Did not restrain the brakes.

Steamer about piles
Captain screams: ahead!
And it rake
Trust the steamer!

Standing with a cute near the river
I listen to the more.
He asks, but not his hands,
And yesterday yesterday.

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We and my Milashka,
Sometimes get married
But how to drink one hundred grams,
Immediately revealed.

***
Topil his love in fault
In the vest wept often to a friend.
Did not think in drunken bodun
That friend caressed your spouse ...

***
I'm my friend
Very fun
And in the morning "on the eyebrows",
In someone else's house fell.

***
And how much is wealth,
To pacify your requests.
I'm tired of Panibrates,
Again in the bed of Eskimos.

***
Says my wife,
What am i drinking
But I drink only one hundred grams.
Is it bad?

***
Monist red on snow
You scattered all salads.
She said better - I can not ...
There is a vinaigrette to drink surrogates.

***
My kuma, neighbor,
Granddaughter born
So she is on joys,
Vodka fell.

***
It's not scary to me that there are enemies,
I'm afraid of treason from friends.
Always forgive them debts
I do not earn other paths.

***
We are at the wedding of friends
Drank and not ate
And so home,
Checked ate fir.

***
Noted with the other day of the man,
But he did not look into my eyes.
I went in stuff, found the reasons
Looks like I misunderstood ...

***
I am with our neighbor, grandfather,
Led a mental conversation
So "talked",
That dumped under the table.

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I have one shirt ...

But there is in the braga canister.

So I only sue
And adding to hell.

I drank a lot with my wife
And my wife disappeared.

Do not go to me without vodka,
I bought Kilo herds.

Drunk I wrote poems
And my sins grew.

To drink you not to give you
You are not Baba, but Madame ...

Vodka again the river flows,
So the new year came!

On the hangover-wondered ...
And with the hooves immediately fell.

What did you say? My Soul Hurts?
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I am on holidays - outcast

That neither a holiday is that flew!

After all, not a drop of alcohol

I don't give me Milenok!

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