How to excite a guy from a distance through short SMS. Rzhevsky, shut up! Vulgarity, beautiful in every way

An erotic letter to a man should contain a declaration of love, compliments about his merits, sexual fantasies with his participation. Guys do not like to be overwhelmed with a lot of vulgar SMS messages, so you first need to intrigue him by writing, for example, one of these phrases: "If you are thinking about me now, then come and make all your wishes come true." You can write: "Darling, do you want to warm up dinner or our bed today? Or combine business with pleasure?"

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What should a man write and what should not be written?

A man, regardless of character and age, loves when a girl appears in front of him in different guises: from a shy virgin and touchy to a cheeky bitch and heartbreaker. Therefore, you need to change your writing styles: from ambiguous phrases with a slight hint of sex to outright vulgarities and describing in detail your sexual desires and fantasies.

To excite a young man by correspondence, you should tell him compliments, declarations of love and admire the body of your beloved, ask about his desires and feelings. If a young man is crazy about stiletto heels and stockings on garters, then he will definitely be led by a photo of women's feet in shoes and the phrase "They are waiting for you with impatience and are ready to open the gates of heaven before you."

If a woman wants to write an erotic letter to her husband, who has gone on a business trip, then one should not write what she is not ready to accomplish in real life, since deception will negatively affect the relationship of a young couple, and the husband will start looking for another one that can satisfy his needs and desires. Erotic messages in prose written in your own words are better than beautiful love poems written by another author.

There is no need to write obscene expressions to your lover and compare him with other men, trying to humiliate his manhood.

If a representative of the opposite sex did not respond to a passionate SMS message, then you should not send him 10 more messages with similar content in the hope of arousing him - perhaps he is not in the mood or he is busy right now, and such persistence will only push him away.

Examples of exciting phrases and erotic letters for a man

Phrases that excite men:

• You have such strong and gentle hands at the same time! Nobody hugged me as passionately and tightly as you do!
• My thoughts are only about your sexual body. I dream that you will now press me to your strong torso, and I will dissolve in your kisses and hugs, forgetting about everything in the world.
• You are my air and my life, every moment without your touch is an unbearable torment for me, I want to drown in the ocean of bottomless eyes and bare my body and feelings in front of you.
• I was captivated by your arms, shoulders, smell, lips, hugs, hair, skin, pumped up abs and what is below the belly ... Oh, you turn me on from a half-turn, I want to you, I want you to be in me. ..
• Now I put on your favorite fishnet stockings and lacy black panties and ... go to bed, because there are hundreds of thousands of kilometers between us.

Representatives of the opposite sex have different temperaments, so not every guy will agree to have sex on the phone, but he will be pleased to hear beautiful and affectionate words from his beloved, and he will want to meet a woman to spend an unforgettable and hot night in each other's arms.

Examples of erotic messages in prose to her husband when he is away or at work:

Conducting an intimate correspondence with a lover or husband on the Internet, you can reinforce love messages with candid photographs that will help you quickly turn on and seduce a young man.

The most charming vulgar of all time is Lieutenant Rzhevsky. I don’t know, maybe this folk art made him so, but in life he was a bore, which the world did not see, but in anecdotes he appears as a very charming person.

In general, from childhood I was taught that vulgarity is disgusting. And of all vulgarities, the most disgusting is male vulgarity. Moreover, this word, as a rule, meant exclusively greasy jokes and anecdotes. Then I learned that vulgar things do not necessarily have a sexual connotation. Over time, my opinion has changed: jokes below the belt can present their author in a very favorable light.

For some reason, men succeeded in this. I love it when they look for a topic from nothing. Someone said something, and the man saw a subtext in it - and please, the vulgarity is ready. This, in my opinion, is very sexy. Especially if this is a sophisticated joke, half-hints, and not grease, uttered in plain text.

For example, one friend of mine believes that such half-hints with elements of flirting are simply necessary in a team, because they defuse the atmosphere, allow you to build informal relationships. Although, in his opinion, in men's companies such statements are more vigorous. Due to the lack of gentle female ears, which are not made for such things.

But another friend of mine (let's call him Vlad) - an exemplary family man - believes that grease is always negative, and is born only in those companies where there are representatives of both sexes.

“They say vulgar jokes in order to pry on a person of the opposite sex,” explains Vlad. - The interlocutor seeks to embarrass the opponent, make him blush, feel uncomfortable. Doing it with vulgar barbs is low, this is not the method. Although it is appropriate and tastefully uttered a vulgar joke may look very successful. "

“I am against plain language vulgarity,” adds his colleague Sergei. - The vulgarities should be spoken as a joke, they should be funny, amusing, should cheer up. And, of course, like any other joke, it should be pronounced appropriately. "

But men, who look differently at grease, are united in one thing: if a person is vulgar, this does not mean that he has any problems sexually. With which the girls, as you understand, do not agree.

“Steamy spoken in a playful tone are only appropriate in private, because they contribute to creating a special atmosphere between loving people, strengthening family ties, if you like,” Lena, who got married two years ago, shares her experience. - If a person goes to the company or, even worse, at work, then he is fixated on this topic, he definitely has some kind of problem with sex.

Her friend Julia associates vulgarity with sexual humiliation. In her opinion, many people simply do not know how to separate vulgar and frank jokes. There are frank topics that can be discussed in the company and which can be joked about. But there are topics on which it is unethical to speak in society, and therefore all statements sound vulgar.

It's no secret that the same vulgarity will sound differently in different companies. If there are only women or only men in the team, then the jokes there, as a rule, are cruder. Because the main purpose of the statement is not achieved - a hint, flirting, attracting attention. In same-sex companies, jokes are humiliating, and opposite-sex ones are playful. Because greasiness is a good (or not very good - depending on the education and skill of the speaker) a veiled hint of a special attitude. This is a form of flirting, in which compliments are spoken in a more explicit form, but served in a playful manner. It seems like he was joking, but it seems like he said a compliment - understand as you know.

For example, a man says to me: “Do you have a new hairstyle? It suits you very much "or" Wow! Judging by your hairstyle, you had a stormy night ... ”Do you feel the difference? The first is pure compliment. It's nice, I don't argue, but the second is more informative, because there is already a hint, a hidden desire to spend this very night together, to be the reason for such a hairstyle. And this, you see, is many times more pleasant. Especially if you like the man.

In general, the conclusion is again banal: skill and good taste turn even vulgarity into art. And if there is such a person nearby, a kind of modern Rzhevsky, then, dear women, we are lucky. And again the palm among men ... We'll have to work on ourselves.

07.07.2013

As you know, men joke more often than women. Moreover, their jokes are far from always innocent, and the fairer sex often seems too aggressive and even vulgar. Recently, British scientists led by Professor Sam Schuster from the University of Norfolk and Norwich have found that the sex hormone testosterone is to blame.
Schuster conducted an experiment right on the street, observing the reaction of passers-by to his playful tricks. Of the approximately 400 people, half responded with remarks. However, the most harsh and malicious remarks about the professor were made by men - among the stronger sex there were 75 percent of them, while among women the number of those who made such remarks was very small. According to Schuster, testosterone is responsible for male aggression.
It is he who determines libido - the level of sexual desire and makes a man a man, allowing him to build muscle mass and raising the tone necessary for accomplishments in sports and in love. But he also generates aggression in men. Aggressiveness is inherent in human males by nature itself. This allows you to win in the struggle for survival and successfully compete with other males for female attention.
Teens and adolescents often commit acts of aggression precisely because they are pushed to do so by an excess of testosterone. They can also make "free" remarks about girls, experiencing a strong sexual attraction to them. However, over the years, the level of the male hormone decreases, and men cease to react so sharply to women, they will not run after every beauty ... th ", and is looking for young mistresses, with whom, nevertheless, he is not always at his best ... The level of aggression is also decreasing, which now manifests itself only on rather weighty reasons.
But still, in the appropriate situation, a man does not miss the opportunity to make a caustic remark or a joke, which a woman is unlikely to do. Hormones make the representative of the stronger sex assert itself, and this can lead to aggressive antics and "strange" displays of humor. Men, in particular, like to tell jokes about sex, and they can do it in the presence of women. Another manifestation of excess testosterone is the desire for foul language, which is often viewed by men themselves as a sign of a real "male". Ladies will start joking about sex and scolding not in all situations. The approving statement "What a buffer!" towards the busty beauty - this is typically masculine.
Women, of course, can publicly discuss the physical merits of men, but this is still more the exception than the rule. Of course, ladies also have a surplus of testosterone. Probably, everyone has met women who are more like men - they have large facial features, a low voice, sometimes excessive hairiness. They can wear men's clothing and even behave like the stronger sex. They often do well in sports. All this may be due to the fact that they have more male hormones in their bodies than they should.
Alas, low testosterone levels in men can lead to bed failures. Therefore, sexologists advise to do hormonal tests after 45 years. Modern medicine allows you to restore the amount of male hormones and lead a full sex life until old age.
Daria Lyubimskaya

At all times, the relationship between a man and a woman was not easy and resembled a kind of game.

So it is today - guys and girls are not used to talking directly about their feelings, intentions, just desires.

And this happens not only because it is not customary to talk about such things directly, but also for such a simple reason that men themselves are often not sure of what they want and what they feel. However, human psychology is such that gestures, looks, behavior can give out hidden thoughts.

Therefore, a sufficiently attentive and observant girl can always guess that the guy is not indifferent to her. And words are often completely unnecessary for this.

How to reliably understand that a man wants you. Especially if he does not show this in any way and does not speak about his hidden desires?

Simple signs will say everything for him!

There are simple actions that will definitely give out men's desires. Just do not confuse lust with falling in love - such a delusion often confuses women and girls.

If a man really wants a woman, this suggests that she attracted him with her sexuality, attractiveness, she attracts him and makes him dream, be in sweet fantasies.

But this does not mean at all that the man is in love, has some serious feelings and wants to be with this girl! Perhaps this will come in the future, but sexual lust often goes away after an intimate relationship.

However, a wise woman knows how to turn a man's desire right. And if you use your feminine power correctly, then you can achieve a lot from your beloved.

Of course, if you give yourself up to a man right away, then besides fleeting pleasure, you are unlikely to get anything. And if you show cunning and intelligence, then you can really tie him to yourself and build a good strong relationship.

But for this it is worth learning to recognize the signs that give out male desires. Let's figure out how to understand that a man really wants a woman?

• She behaves differently with the young lady she attracts, as with the rest.
• His gaze is literally attracted by a "magnet" to her.
• He makes compliments, shows other signs of attention.
• The man is clearly trying to look good when he meets.
• He is looking for an excuse to touch gently, to be closer, to smell a woman.
• In the general company, this man tries to stand out from the background of others.

There are many more signs, but these are the most obvious. They tell you unmistakably that your friend is clearly attracted. Let's consider each feature separately.

A special attitude is a sure sign!

When communicating with a man in a company, it is easy to notice if he sets you apart from the rest. Pay close attention to how he interacts with other members of your gender - his intonation, speech, expressions, his gestures, where his eyes look.

Therefore, compare these signs with the same, but in relation to you. If they are clearly different, conclusions can be drawn.

Look at his gestures. As a rule, during a conversation, a man's hands are at the level of the abdomen or chest.

And when he talks to the woman he really wants, all his gestures will be concentrated in the pelvic area (if he is sitting). This is psychosomatics, and you cannot argue with it: gestures betray inner desires and thoughts.

Also, a man can make involuntary movements of his hips or knees, this happens very naturally and almost imperceptibly for himself. And it is the surest sign that mentally he is already making passionate love with you.

The man's speech and voice will also be different. Hear how he speaks to other ladies and compare. If in a conversation with you he tries to be more polite, his voice is softer and quieter, this is also a clear sign of his attraction to you.

The eyes will tell everything!

If a man looks at your lips, neck, chest, legs during a conversation, it is obvious that he wants you. Moreover, such views are often not intentional.

This is how the stronger sex works - his eyes are simply attracted by attractive parts of the female body, there is nothing to be done! So watch out for the eyes that have a lot to say!

This is especially noticeable if you are on the sidelines. When a man is passionate about a woman, he will glance at her every few seconds.

Being in a common company, step aside and try to observe. While he is busy with some of his own affairs or, for example, talking with someone, he will periodically cast glances in your direction.

If you work together, this is especially easy to notice: such a man from time to time will look at your legs, high-heeled shoes, chest. In a conversation about business or something abstract, he will not be focused enough, and it will be easy to understand from his eyes.

Signs of clear attention

In fact, it's not difficult to understand if a man wants you. He will not hide it much.

It is important for women not to show their sympathy and to be modest, mysterious, intrigue and make men suffer in ignorance. But the stronger sex is arranged differently - its representatives are usually very direct, open and persistent.

Most likely, a man will show signs of attention, because he does not just want a woman - he certainly thinks how to get her. And in order to achieve this, you need to look after her persistently, give nice gifts and flowers, say beautiful compliments, and so on.

Having sexual lust will cause him to choose special gifts and speak special words. It will be different from romantic youthful impulses, and certainly have a subtle sexual overtones. So you can reliably and accurately understand what is on the mind of the gentleman.

If he presented you with sexy lingerie, a negligee or a dressing gown - this is already an open offer, and not even a hint. But this rarely happens, more often a man who wants a woman gives her very cute trinkets - soft bears, cute jewelry, bouquets and sweets.

He suddenly became so beautiful ...

Every man understands perfectly well that in order for you to fall into his strong embrace, he must be attractive.

So he suddenly changes - he puts on fresh shirts, he always smells good, and you can no longer remember when he was unshaven.

Appearance will give you a direct answer - if he always looks neat and fresh, going to a meeting with you, it is likely that he is attracted and hopes to get you.

Hands stretch like a magnet ...

For every man, the female body is an object of admiration. And if a man wants you, then first of all he will experience an irresistible desire to touch. Distinguishing simple, friendly touches from those with sexual connotations is easy.

If his touches are gentle, very light, often as if accidental, this is a clear sign of sexual desire.

It is also worth knowing the places to which male hands reach. This place is slightly below the waist (a well-mannered man is unlikely to grab you by the buttocks, although he will certainly have such a desire), hair and neck, face, wrists, hips, knees, legs.

Also, men are always very aroused by the female smell. Therefore, you will be able to notice that a man seeks to sniff you - to say something in your ear, while inhaling the smell of your hair, kiss, inhale the scent of perfume.

He's better than the rest!

If you are with your chosen man in a common company, and there are other representatives of his gender, then he will obviously try to be better than the rest.

Men by nature are leaders, conquerors, it is very important for them to be the first. So he will do his best to be much better than others in order to achieve your location.

In general, it will not be difficult for a woman to determine that a man wants her very much. Everything in him betrays this desire: the eyes become as if with a drag, the gaze wanders and cannot stop in front of your eyes, he is a little nervous, pays obvious attention and seems to be following you like a predatory animal.

Even the most modest and timid guy will not be able to hide his desire. It is too strong, and one way or another it will still be manifested.

Another thing is how to use this knowledge. A woman is born to be admired, to be the object of lust and dreams.

But at the same time, it is worth remaining a woman - to behave with dignity and not vulgarly, not to forget about modesty and manners. Then the man will not only experience a strong sexual desire, but also want something much more ...
Author: Vasilina Serova

Every woman wants to be loved and adored. When a man looks at his darling with delight - it's worth a lot. In order for personal life to develop harmoniously, both partners must be sexually satisfied. But at the dawn of a relationship, a woman does not always understand what a man wants from her. To understand, it is enough to carefully observe the young man and correctly assess his actions and words. If a man wants a woman, the signs will be quite eloquent.

How to recognize sympathy?

Psychologists identify a number of factors that may indicate that a man has more than just friendly feelings for a woman.

Does a man want a woman?

This question interests every girl at the beginning of a relationship. Of course, the most reliable evidence is an erection that has arisen, but it is not always possible to notice it. Therefore, it is worth looking for other ways to help determine the guy's desire. If a man wants a woman, signs such as or gestures will definitely give him away.

How to tell if a guy is horny?

Experts advise paying attention to a number of factors that indicate that a man is aroused.

Confidence of the "male"

If a man wants a woman, the signs cannot be hidden. Every young man tries to show his individuality in order to conquer the girl, but there are still common features. In the presence of his chosen one, a man can straighten his tie or belt and touch his face.

When he keeps his hands on his belt or hips - this is self-confidence and a subconscious call for sex. A man wants a woman to caress these places.

All thoughts are only about one thing ...

If a man wants a woman, the signs will “scream” about it. A young man can persistently call a girl home for some completely stupid reason: watch a movie, evaluate its renovation, or help him with the design of an apartment.

When a man thinks about sex, he can say vulgar phrases that sometimes even turn girls off. But it is worth accepting with this, since at the moment he is completely focused on his feelings and desire to possess the chosen one.

Material side

Many girls often think about what are the signs that a man wants a woman. Signs can also relate to the material aspect. Having lunch in a cafe, a young man will definitely pay for his passion, and will not offer her to split the bill equally. This does not mean that the woman is obliged to spend the night with him, but the man hopes that she will appreciate his generosity.

Some secrets of male psychology

It has long been known that representatives of the stronger and weaker sex are different in nature. Therefore, women should not expect from men what they cannot give them. For a relationship to develop harmoniously, girls must take into account some of the characteristics of men.

Young people do not know how to violently show delight and admiration, they prefer to hide their emotions. Even an insignificant compliment can be regarded as the highest praise. A woman is unlikely to hear words in excellent form.

Almost all men like to interrupt. They do this not on purpose and do not want to offend or belittle the interlocutor. This manner of communication occurs on a subconscious level. The man's brain is designed in such a way that he is looking for a solution. Therefore, while the girl expounds the essence of the question, he may already think over the answer and skip unnecessary, in his opinion, information.

When talking with a man, you must first state the main idea, and only then proceed to discuss the details.

Young people love to argue, but a woman shouldn't take it as a quarrel or disagreement. You don't need to prove anything to a man if the question is not fundamental. It is much wiser to agree with him and admit the correctness of his arguments.

When a tense situation arises, it is enough for a woman to touch the man and hug him to extinguish the quarrel. This behavior turns off logic and sets it up for emotion.

The most valuable thing is actions!

The behavior of a man who wants a woman is pretty predictable. He will look for meetings with her, call after dates, give flowers and gifts. Do not settle for not making sure that the intention is young. If he must prove it by his actions and actions. And when a man needs a one-time sex, he is unlikely to take a long time to look after and seek the attention of his passion. Women should remember this in order not to experience the bitter sense of disappointment later.