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New Year's party for adults. Scenario
“How evil spirits met the New Year 2018”
Under gloomy music, representatives of evil spirits appear in the hall: the goblin, the kikimora, the devil.
They slowly move in a circle, from time to time freezing in bizarre poses. Then the whole procession is dispersed by Baba Yaga.
Baba Yaga. Ugh, evil spirit! They set up some bacchanalia here. They told me: do not mess with Western agencies! No, in our opinion, in Russian: they would dress up a Christmas tree in the forest, according to tradition, they would steal gifts from Santa Claus. I would dress up as the Snow Maiden, I would prove to everyone that she is not at all cold ... (Notices the guests.)
Oh, and the guests are already here! Hello, vampires and kikimorki, ghosts and all evil spirits! Thank you for coming to my New Year's party!
kikimora. FAQ? What else is a party?
Baba Yaga. Ah, the village! Party is the American holiday. Now Western showmen will arrive, that is, for you, the dark ones, entertainers-buffoons. They will amuse us, entertain us, arrange a New Year's performance in their own way. Only something they are delayed - but that's okay, we'll warm up for now. Make grandma happy, tell me how terrible and vile I am.
Baba Yaga holds a competition.
Terrible Compliment Auction
Participants take it in turns to name the negative qualities of a grandmother. The one who repeated himself, made a mistake or was late with the answer for more than 3 seconds, is out. Baba Yaga presents her portrait to the winner.
From afar, mournful groans and sounds similar to singing are heard.
Oh you are cute
You hear me.
I'm standing under the window
I'm with a guitar.
To whom am I
Did you leave?
Is it really love
Is ours dead?
Do you remember how you
Have you had mercy?
Every bone
Did you grind?
Oh, you are a darling
You are Yagushechka
You come back to me
On a pillow!
Kashchei the Immortal appears with a stunted bouquet of flowers and a guitar.
Kashchei. Yaga! Why didn't you invite me, your most devoted admirer, to your Sabantuy? Maybe last year see you!
Yaga. Are you crazy, Kashchei? Or your needle is completely rusted, hee hee hee!
Kashchei. It's you, Yagusya, behind the times. Or have you heard nothing about the end of the world? In 2012, we are all finished, so you and I have only a year left.
Yaga. I'd rather live this year as a free self-sufficient woman than endure your endless frills.
Kashchei. What are you talking about, old lady? Have you completely lost your mind?
Yaga. Exactly. “Old, hag, lost her mind” - Vasilisa the Beautiful, I suppose, you will sing other songs! That's it, my feminine patience has run out. I want to be respected and seen in me not only as a woman, but also as a man!
Kashchei. What are you, Yagusenka. You are very personal with us - both as a woman and as a representative of the forest fauna. There will be more terrible than you.
Kashchei holds the "Scarecrow" contest.
The hosts call two teams of 3 people each (1 lady and 2 gentlemen).
The lady stands between the gentlemen, and they must dress her in a minute, but only in the clothes that they themselves have on (watches and rings are also considered). Accordingly, the team with the most clothes on the lady wins. The game goes just fine, especially when such a picture appears: 4 representatives of the stronger sex stand in what their mother gave birth to, and two beauties resemble garden scarecrows.
Yaga. It doesn't justify you. You are very rigid. Tell me, how did we have fun? Dinner with toadstools by candlelight and riding on a mortar. And the Americans offered me to dance a striptease.
Kashchei. And what is this nonsense?
Yaga. Now I will demonstrate!
To the appropriate music, Baba Yaga begins to slowly undress.
Kashchei. That's horror! Stop it, Yaga, otherwise the blow will be enough for me before the end of the world comes!
Yaga. Okay, look then soft option.
Conducts a contest "Soft striptease".
Several participants are called to the stage. They are given sheets with small slits. On a signal, they throw the sheets over themselves and begin to take off their clothes. A minute later, a second signal sounds, and the hosts count who has removed the most items. In the final, you can announce that the clothes of the participants will be sold at the auction, which will take place in 15 minutes.
In the hall, sharp sounds are heard - metal on glass.
Kashchei. What's this? Who is it? (Hides behind Yaga)
Yaga. Do not be afraid, dear guests. This is our foreign showman has finally arrived!
Freddy Krueger appears.
For the audience to recognize him, a hat, a striped T-shirt are enough, and, of course, the notorious hand is needed (2-3 forks are attached to the fingers with a plaster).
Freddie(with an American accent). Good evening ladies and gentlemen. Good evening, Woman Yaga! (Kisses Yaga's hand.) Sorry for being late, bottles.
Yaga. What other bottles?
Freddie. Well, I don't know how to say it in Russian... Transportation collapse...
Kashchei. Bugs, right?
Freddie. That's it, traffic jams... (Notices Kashchei.) And this, as I understand it, is your national superstar hero. (She holds out her hand with the forks to Kashchei.)
Kashchei. Firstly, I still have a lot of old age, and secondly, I myself could organize a holiday for our evil spirits in the forest - we would save a lot of money.
Yaga. Yeah, save money with you ... So they would have watched The Irony of Fate all night ...
Freddie. I will now show you one trick, and you will understand what performance is.
Focus Freddy
Freddy takes out the prepared flowers: 3 red and 3 blue. He pushes back
at a distance of 10 steps from each other two chairs and puts a glass on each. Then he gives red flowers to one spectator, blue ones to another and asks them to remember the color of the bouquets.
Blue flowers are placed in one glass, red flowers in another. Both glasses are covered with colorful handkerchiefs and the audience is asked to keep a close eye on the bouquets. Within a few minutes, Freddy lavishes compliments on Yaga and quarrels with Kashchei. He then states that the flowers are magical and were able to switch places unaided. The handkerchiefs are removed, and, to everyone's surprise, it turns out that the blue flowers have turned into red, and the red ones into blue.
Focus secret. It is necessary to make flowers from white matter. Then two strong infusions are prepared - red litmus and blue. Each trio is impregnated with its own solution.
Before the performance, a little vinegar essence is poured into one glass, and the same amount of ammonia is poured into the other. Blue flowers are placed in a glass with essence, and red flowers are placed in a glass with ammonia. From the action of acetic vapor, the blue flowers will gradually turn red, and from the vapor of ammonia, the red color will change to blue.
Kashchei. Me too, focus! Now I'll show you, I'll show you!
Focus Kashchei
Kashchei demands a hundred-ruble bill from the audience and, holding it horizontally, folds it in half in length. Then he brings a pencil under her. Viewers will see how the pencil, piercing the paper, appears from the other side. Without pulling out the pencil, Kashchei turns the bill vertically and, holding it with one hand from above, with the other sharply lowers the pencil down. It easily passes through the paper, and the bill is safe and sound.
Focus Secret. In the middle part of the pencil, a cut 4 centimeters long is made. Showing the trick, Kashchei moves the pencil from the opposite side of the bill from the audience so that half of it enters the cut. The second half is bent. Seeing a tongue-like part of a pencil, viewers will mistake it for a whole pencil. After that, it remains only to sharply lower the pencil down and release the bill from the cut.
Yaga. Focus is too easy. I want to dance!
Kashchei and Freddie compete in the performance of rock and roll, Yaga involves everyone present in the dance.
Yaga. Well, dear guests, what do you like more: the Western mentality or the Russian soul?
Goblin. We would, grandmother, Santa Claus and the Snow Maiden. They will be more pleasant than these monsters!
Yaga. All right! Everyone join the New Year's round dance - we will light the Christmas tree and receive gifts!
The guests form a round dance, sing the song "A Christmas tree was born in the forest."
Characters: Baba Yaga, Yagonia, Santa Claus, Snow Maiden
Props:
wall calendar; bunch of frogs; three-liter jar with brine; box; a congratulation poster with missing words, a glass is tied to it on a rope; stupa with clothes; cards with ditties; 5 wigs; 2 benches; elements of the costumes of Santa Claus and the Snow Maiden; Triple cologne, thimble, penny, paper bag; Styrofoam numbers (201...), to which are attached cards with the names of prizes; a bottle of champagne; cardboard ring; cardboard masks "Cipollino", "Frog", "Bear"; rope; apples on a string.
Submission progress
There is a foam hut on the stage. There is a stump next to her. On the Christmas tree, near the hut, hangs the last sheet of the tear-off calendar - "December 31". The song "Baba Yaga" sounds (T. Efimov, Yu. Mazharov)
Well, the wind whistles, well, a blizzard,
Baba Yaga saddened something ...
Baba Yaga sits on a stump near the hut...
Baba Yaga. Oh, it's boring to live in the wilderness of an old woman, whether it was before ... There was no time to be bored: my hut stood in the busiest place. Nobody walked past her. And now all the paths-paths to my hut are overgrown ...
The song "Baba Yaga" continues to sound. Baba Yaga approaches the calendar, tears off a leaf on the calendar "December 31".
Baba Yaga. Oh, my memory is really bad. Today is the New Year, and I have no guests expected, and the pantry is empty. I'll go and see if there are some dried frogs left for the festive dinner.
Baba Yaga goes into the hut. The lights go on in the hall, Baba Yaga comes out with a bunch of frogs and sees the guests sitting.
Baba Yaga. Here is a joy: lunch, dinner, and even breakfast came by themselves. So... just what should I do? Where do I begin? Pickle or cucumber for guests to accept?
Takes out a three-liter jar of brine.
Baba Yaga.
Yes, I have had many guests in my life.
But most of all I love bosses,
I drink my first toast with them.
Approaches the boss.
Baba Yaga.
Who is your boss here?
Are you from here, my friend?
So Happy New Year everyone!
What are you looking into two eyes?
Didn't recognize three times?
I am a folklore element
I have a document.
I can from here
Fly away in a moment.
For the heat, for the blizzard
Everyone scolds me, hag,
And there's no more harm in me
Than in a chamomile in a meadow.
Kohl recognized me, my dear,
Have your toast, my friend.
Chief's toast. Baba Yaga drinks, choked.
Baba Yaga.
Oh, was I like that
When was she young?
And now I've become a little older,
A leg is not a leg, a stalk!
No memory...
By the way, about memory. I have a chest here. And there’s just nothing in it: there’s no sausage, and no cheese, and no bucks ...
Roots in a chest.
But there is congratulations for all occasions. Only the mice started up in my chest, gnawed at it a little, some words are missing. Help me write them down. Well, how are they? Well, these, which answer the questions: which one? which? which?
Guests answer (8-10 adjectives).
Baba Yaga. That's right, they are the most. Like I said, they go with everything.
A glass is tied to the congratulations on a rope.
Congratulation
I _________________ Yagusya,
I'm not afraid to wish you
Zero _______________ days
Stamps "Zhiguli",
piglets,
What's in your ears
So that your _________________ ears
Got the rumors fast
To ____________________ eyes
There were more than twice.
To ______ nose
Overgrown with warts.
Let the men squint
Let the women have fun
The holiday is now in the meadow,
Let's make it from ________________ bottles.
Baba Yaga drinks from a glass. The sound of a moving car is heard. The song sounds to the motive "The Hijacker" from the repertoire of I. Allegrova.
Song
If they ask me where I got it
I'm such a cool car
I will answer that I stole
At the boyfriend and darling of Carlson.
There is a screech of brakes, the sound of a crashing car.
Baba Yaga.
Guests, what happened?
Somebody got to us.
Grunting and groaning, Yagonia enters.
Baba Yaga.
Oh my friend has come
"Oriflame" brought me.
I remember about the lotion -
It's good for teeth.
hair manicure,
Pedicure for all noses.
Well, tell me, Yaga,
How are you, Karga?
He answers with gnashing of teeth.
Baba Yaga.
Are you creaking all over?
Can you explain to us all?
Yagonia.
Late about "Mary Kay",
You give me drugs.
I'll take him inside
I will return my beauty.
Baba Yaga.
Who has not tried so far
My jelly from mold?
It doesn't taste so good
But it does take the edge off.
You'll be healthy tomorrow
Unless you die.
Yagonia.
Your mug of jelly
I will raise for you, friends,
So that health is normal.
Well, the body was in shape.
The song sounds to the motive "The wind blew from the sea" from Natalie's repertoire.
I have been for a long time (2 times)
I do not live in the forest, (2 times)
I'm pointing myself (2 times)
Beauty in the city. (2 times)
"You are super fashionable!" - (2 times)
Leshy keeps telling me. (2 times)
And from these words (2 times)
Turns his head. (2 times)
Firm with me (2 times)
Under the name "Bes". (2 times)
Powder, cream, shampoo - (2 times)
Everything you need to eat. (2 times)
I'm in a Mercedes (2x)
I distribute goods. (2 times)
How to apply them, (2 times)
I'll tell you now. (2 times)
She powders, paints her lips, sprays herself with cologne.
Baba Yaga.
Oh city friend
What are you skinny.
Plaster something on the face
Did a whole ton.
How you look like a black man!
Painfully black complexion.
Yagonia.
I've been to resorts
Sunbathed on the beach.
And here's where I've been
Guess, friends.
The music will sound
You all need to guess.
Cities and villages
Where life is fun.
There is a music competition. The audience is offered songs about cities - they guess their names and artist. (“Sevastopol Waltz”, “Song about Moscow”, “Vologda” and others).
Yagonia.
You're out of your mind
There is a hole in the coat,
New Year's Eve -
Everything should be in fashion.
Baba Yaga.
Oh, I haven't driven in a long time
Khorovodov hoo-hoo.
The sundress sewed a new one,
I'll put it on, I'll run!
Yagonia.
And I'm all drugs and herbs
Sold now, but -
I sew at Zaitsev, at Slava,
Dress, hat and coat!
Suitable for a man.
Well, what are you looking at?
Is it not good?
Yeah, you don't understand
There is nothing in beauty.
So that you can shine here
And not to be gloomy
We decided to get you
Super trendy suits.
To not waste time
Come out and try them on!
Four men are invited.
Exercise. With your eyes closed, take your clothes out of the mortar and demonstrate the resulting outfit.
To the music there is a demonstration of outfits. Then each "Baba Yaga" to the phonogram is invited to perform ditties, the words of which are written on cards. Baba Yaga runs.
Baba Yaga.
Come on, don't sniff your nose,
And I will sing ditties!
Sings.
I sang and I will sing
I'll have fun
Oh, don't look like that
You can fall in love! Eh!
Let the years fly like birds
Let the smoke go to the sky.
Who knows how to have fun
Stays young.
Yagonia.
To start a round dance for us,
Let's undress all the people.
Come out here in costume
That they have been preparing all year.
There is a competition for the best carnival costume. Its results are summed up.
Yagonia.
Guys, everyone is in round dances,
Don't forget your girlfriends.
Round dances are in fashion now,
Have fun in a circle.
Round dance "Sambo". All those present stand around Baba Yaga and repeat all her movements. The dance tour begins, during which the hosts hand out packages of wigs to five guests who wish to take part in the dramatization.
Baba Yaga.
Dear guests!
Have you crushed your bones?
Maybe stop dancing?
I propose to raise a toast.
At the beginning of the third millennium
I wish you longevity.
It's who with the stack there
Drinking all for the ladies?
The soundtrack of the song "For lovely ladies" sounds. The first participant puts on a wig and performs a song from the repertoire of M. Shufutinsky.
Baba Yaga.
Everyone here knows about it -
This is Igor Nikolaev.
The phonogram of the song "Let's drink for love" sounds. The second member puts on a wig and sings a song.
Yagonia.
He shouted here and there:
“Today I will give chic!”
The soundtrack of the song “I raise my glass” from the repertoire of F. Kirkorov sounds. The third participant sings the song.
Baba Yaga.
Do you want something there?
Tell me don't sit!
The soundtrack of the song “I want the songs to sound” from the repertoire of V. Kikabidze sounds. The fourth participant sings a song.
Yagonia.
That there is no wine in the glass?
Pour and drink to the bottom!
The soundtrack of the song "Let's drink to the bottom" from the repertoire of M. Evdokimov sounds. The fifth participant sings a song.
Baba Yaga.
Kohl all drank to the bottom,
It's time to play.
Listen to the grandmother, do not yawn -
Answer my question.
1. She has a rope to pull. (Clapperboard.)
2. I make them myself with a hole punch. (Confetti.)
3. It is made from foil. (serpentine.)
4. They are in Moscow, and only with arrows. (Chimes.)
5. They burn and throw sparks everywhere. (Sparklers.)
6. Most importantly, you need to make sure that it does not run away. (Champagne.)
7. It's so prickly, fluffy and covered in rain. (Christmas tree.)
8. And even your own boss will not recognize you in this carnival. (Mask.)
9. This thing is so long and constantly winks. (Garland.)
10. If it falls on a man's head, then he is someone's fiancé. (Boots.)
All respondents are divided into two teams and put on the benches.
Baba Yaga. Well, my beloved, they themselves asked for it. Now Yagonia will do urban tricks with you.
Yagonia.
There will be music.
The long one should get up first.
Well, the one who is shorter.
The line must be closed.
Get up as you wish
But don't step on the ground.
Organize a game.
Yagonia.
To be like a top model
Tall (oh) like a hotel
Take this ointment
Rub your body.
Baba Yaga.
You're completely hairless
Be with this lady.
If your hair is longer
You become more advanced.
Organize a game.
Yagonia.
If you want to grow
You hair length...
Baba Yaga.
Wash them with shampoo
It's called "Kuporos".
Yagonia.
And now in all its glory
Show me your legs.
If the size of the foot is large,
You will be the first. It's clear?
The rest are all behind him.
38, 37, 36 - great!
Organize a game.
Yagonia.
Your shoes are good
But it will be like the picture.
Brush this twice
Removes all dust particles.
Baba Yaga is dancing.
Chic, shine, beauty,
Wow! Eh-ta-ta!
Yagonia.
Something briskly you jumped,
So, they gave little.
Losers - by penalty,
The fastest - double!
Participants return to their seats.
Baba Yaga.
Oh, fun just right
We would like music now!
A dance tour is announced, during which Babki Ezhka dress up as Santa Claus and the Snow Maiden.
Father Frost. Hello, here I am!
Snow Maiden. I do not hear exclamations, friends!
Father Frost.
I was with you a year ago
I am very happy to see everyone.
They grew up, they became big.
And did you recognize me?
I'm still the same gray-haired
A little tacky, not lame,
And ready to dance
Right now.
Snow Maiden.
I'm called Snow Maiden
All the younger ones from grandma,
We were in a hurry, we were in a hurry
Almost fell off the horse into the snow,
They flew into the birch
They touched two bushes with their nose,
And then they fell down again,
Finally, you have arrived.
If you are all happy with us,
We pour one hundred grams.
Everyone raises their glasses.
Father Frost.
We wish you to have fun
Drink not alcohol, but cognac,
For a snack - perch.
On the table - so that the cake is sweeter,
At the table - more friends!
Snow Maiden.
Happy New Year!
With new happiness!
Father Frost. I don't have gifts...
Snow Maiden. Tell me what are there?
Father Frost.
To receive a gift
Everyone should give me
Who is a banana, who is an orange -
There is only one present from the table.
Snow Maiden explains...
Father Frost.
I'm taking a gift
I give mine to you from the bottom of my heart.
Gives a prize to the first participant.
1st participant.
my favorite perfume
Titled "hee hee"
(Cologne "Triple".)
Gives the prize to the second participant.
2nd participant.
He will remind
How much to drink. (Thimble.)
Gives a prize to a third participant.
3rd participant.
And here's to you, motherfucker,
Just one penny
So that in abundance, without worries
You lived all year. (Penny.)
Gives the prize to the fourth participant.
4th participant.
We give you a chumodan,
You need him on the farm. (Paper bag.)
Snow Maiden.
And I have gifts
"That you can't take your eyes off."
You will show skill -
And you will receive gifts.
Arranges figures from polyfoam 201... (year). Attached to each number is a piece of paper with the name of the prize written on it.
Snow Maiden.
Here is the magic ring
You must throw it:
If you hit the number
You will leave with a gift.
Organize a game.
Prizes.
Number "2".
A bottle of champagne (or a box of chocolates).
The number "0".
Here's a good game
You didn't get a damn thing.
Number "1".
uli tulle,
You've been swindled.
Number with ... ".
I'll read the paper right now...
It says: "Fuck you!"
Father Frost.
Well, Snow Maiden, she joked,
You made all the guests laugh.
Snow Maiden.
Attention! Attention!
Please get tickets.
Win-win lottery
It starts to entertain you.
There is a lottery.
Father Frost.
For my gifts
You have to drink from the heart.
And then start dancing
The music is for you.
Snow Maiden.
We hasten to congratulate others,
Let me leave you.
A dance tour is organized, during which Father Frost and the Snow Maiden leave, and Yagonia appears in a carnival mask.
Baba Yaga. I stopped knowing.
Yagonia.
Well, what has come to me?
Just on New Year's Eve
I became mysterious.
Baba Yaga.
I don't understand something:
What? What for? And why?
Yagonia.
Well, what's not to understand?
We will wear masks.
Come out quickly.
Surprise all guests.
Blindfold the participant's eyes, put on a mask.
Yagonia.
You with your eyes closed
You've got a mask on.
Who are you really
Here's a hint for you.
The facilitator, when the participant answers, says “hot” or “cold”.
Cipollino.
1. What do you have on your head instead of hair?
2. Do you like to sit in the garden?
3. Have you brought many people to tears?
Frog.
1. Your favorite habitat:
- swamp;
2. What sounds do you often make in the evenings, sitting on your hind legs?
3. Determine your skin color:
- green;
Bear.
1. Do you like morning in a pine forest?
2. What kind of home do you prefer:
- lair.
3. Do you like picking mushrooms and berries in the forest?
Baba Yaga runs up to one of the guests.
Baba Yaga.
You are not yourself
Come play with me.
Put on a mask -
Be a bird or an animal.
Calls an odd number of participants (for example, seven).
Baba Yaga.
And then what is urine
Climb under the rope
And go dancing backwards
How glad I will be!
Participants in masks pass under the rope, which each time falls lower and lower.
Yagonia.
"Mask-show" go cool,
You tried not in vain.
To laugh heartily
Let's eat an apple.
Baba Yaga.
You are here again
You start making
No teeth for a long time
It doesn't bite.
Baba Yaga tries to bite off an apple.
Yagonia.
You, grandma, sit down
Suck on an orange.
Let him bite who has teeth
Quickly line up here!
Yagonia lines up 2 teams. On a signal from each team, a participant in a mask runs and tries to bite off an apple that hangs on a string. Whose team completes the task faster, receives a prize.
Yagonia.
Yes, this competition was not easy,
Let's raise a toast to them.
Baba Yaga.
Something went wrong for me
Something crunches in the back.
Maybe I can dance with you
Shake your bones?
There is a dance tour.
Yagonia.
After dancing just right
You need to drink now.
Baba Yaga.
Dear guests,
You sit down at the tables
And look into all eyes
On Yagonin's affairs.
Yagonia.
This bottle of wine
We send it back and forth.
On whom the music is silent,
He raises his glass
Tells his toast to the guests
And wishes you happiness.
Baba Yaga.
Something I began to get drunk,
I propose to sing a song.
After the first couplet
You say: "In your pants."
As the second verse is ready,
Say: "No pants."
Baba Yaga sings a song.
Baba Yaga.
Oh frost, frost
Don't freeze me
Don't freeze me, my horse.
All. In trousers.
Baba Yaga.
Don't freeze me
my horse
My horse, white-maned.
All. Without pants.
Baba Yaga.
I have a wife
Oh beauty
Waiting for me home, waiting - sad.
All. In trousers.
Baba Yaga.
I'll be back home
At sunset,
I will hug my wife, I will water the horse.
All. Without pants.
Yagonia.
Yes, you have a folk choir here.
Well, what kind of dance is fashionable?
I invite all men to answer this question in unison.
Men.
Oh, and it's bad without a girlfriend
Let's play boogie-woogie!
Women. Well, take us then!
Men. Right now!
The boogie-woogie dance is performed and the dance tour begins.
Yagonia.
Oh my girlfriend
Well here you are
Everything was great.
Come visit me one of these days.
Baba Yaga.
Come on, my friend, on the road,
For us for all, for all for us!
Let it be good for all of us
And in a good hour, and in a good hour!
Baba Yaga.
Well, I'm not young either.
So frolic until the morning.
Toast on the road!
Yagonia.
We wish you guests
Drink, dance and be merry
But don't fall under the tree
To Santa Claus
I didn't take it to the sobering-up station.
Baba Yaga. Goodbye!
Yagonia. Goodbye!
Option 8
All the guests sat down at the tables. New Year's Eve begins.
Leading:
There is a special and ancient holiday, where a feast on wide tables,
Where they ate - forest trees - grow on parquet floors.
Such moments are beautiful, and the night is festive, and long,
And the world is shrouded in colors... We wish you love and kindness!
Let the glasses clink today. Let the wine sparkle today
Let the night starfall look into your window.
On this wonderful night, you can’t do without a smile
Pain and sorrow - away! Happy new year friends!
Dear friends! Let's quickly fill our glasses and drink for the upcoming New Year!
Everyone drinks and eats. A minute later, it’s not worth pulling anymore, the host continues to lead the evening.
Leading:
Our organization has a New Year.
There will be dancing, round dance.
On the porch at the door
We are all waiting for guests.
Oh, and the day will be today!
Santa Claus is coming
Dear colleagues, let's all look at the front doors, Santa Claus should appear now.
(By prior agreement, the head of the company, while everyone is looking at the door, puts on a red Santa Claus hat and tries to portray him.)
Let's all ask Santa Claus to come to us together. (Everyone starts shouting together: Santa Claus)
Leading:
And here our Santa Claus appeared, the word to Our Santa Claus, of course you all recognized him - this is our respected leader:
Today, instead of Santa Claus, he will give us gifts.
(The leader congratulates everyone, presents awards to the best employees and makes a toast)
Leading:
Life is a mirage, hopes, passions, waiting for dreams
Only here to get around all the misfortunes.
Let the tree intoxicate with needles, and not foolishness confuse.
Let the prickly needles in the house be only from the Christmas tree!
Let the cannons and firecrackers and firecrackers shoot on the holiday -
Let the dream run away from you on New Year's Eve only.
The arrows rose up, converged on twelve.
The time has come! Twelve strikes!
Be happy New Year!
Leave sorrows to the old year
Forget anxiety, resentment, trouble.
Dear colleagues, let's celebrate the Old Year together with all its hardships and sorrows. Let's fill the glasses and drink to the bottom, and I hope that with the last drops of a sparkling drink, all worries and resentments will leave you.
Leading:
So, we spent the old year, drank for the coming one, but the holiday does not end there, it has just begun. I propose to stretch your head a little, and who's hands are probably tired of working with cutlery.
Every child today knows that the best gift is money. And I offer the hall a game for a million. those. lemon game. So, who is ready to join the fight for this exotic fruit? By answering the question correctly, you get one slice of lemon (the lemon is divided into 10 slices by the host's assistant).
LEMON GAME
The essence of the game: A question is asked and several answers, one of them is correct (which is marked with an asterisk). Whoever answered correctly gets a slice of lemon.
1. Who is depicted in Vasnetsov's painting of the same name?
three fat men
Three heroes *
Three tankers
Three pigs
2. Among the wild creatures that came out of the wild forest in Kipling's fairy tale, there were no ...
Horses
cats
Pigs*
Dogs
3. Which horse needs a whip?
Drunk
Merry
sober
frisky *
4. An Arabic proverb says that "earthly paradise can be found..."
Which of the following thoughts is redundant?
And the woman's bed
Hell of a wise book
On a horse's back
At a fun feast*
5. Which of the following fossils was closest to the modern horse?
Eohippus
Anchiterius
Hipparion *
Paleotherium
6. Who found the chest with the ring of the Tsar Maiden in the fairy tale "Humpbacked Horse"?
carp
Gudgeon
Ruff *
Jacques Yves Cousteau
7. What horse is not looked in the mouth?
Gifted *
fried
Woe to the slain
With caries
9. What is the height of the smallest horse at the withers?
1m
76cm
38cm*
50 cm
10. The equids, along with the horse, include ...
Rhinos *
giraffes
camels
deer
Cowboy.
Leading:
Who won the most slices of lemon, and this: ..
Not a gift - just a treasure.
Our colleague is very happy.
Our word.
Leading:
Dear friends! Once before the new year, I witnessed a funny story. The drunk is on the bus. And there is an urgent need for him to cope with petty needs. He endures for a while, and then he can't stand it and starts. The conductor indignantly says to him:
- Man, what is it?
- I'm a Snow Maiden, don't you see, or something, I'm starting to hide!
Something became boring for us without the Snow Maiden. We have Santa Claus. He urgently needs a Snow Maiden. And now we will choose her, among our dear women. For this, select
1. Each of the women, applicants for the Snow Maiden, prepares a dish from products from the New Year's table for 1 minute - it can be a fantastic sandwich, a New Year's composition from all available salads, etc., i.e. any appetizer for the next toast.
2. The most erudite Snow Maiden. Snow Maidens say in a circle the names of films where the action takes place in winter or on New Year's Eve. Whoever says it last wins the contest.
According to the results of two competitions, the jury of men choose the Snow Maiden for the evening.
The Snow Maiden is given the word for congratulations.
Leading:
Dear colleagues. As long as you remember yourself, you probably remember the meeting of the New Year holidays. Let's go back a little to childhood. Remember the round dances around the Christmas tree in the children's court and school, where the children unanimously answered the questions of the Snow Maiden and Santa Claus. Ready? Just let's be attentive and friendly and loudly answer me.
And now, friends, let's play
In an interesting game:
What we decorate the Christmas tree with
I will call you now.
You listen carefully
And be sure to answer
If I tell you right
Say "Yes" in response.
Well, if suddenly - wrong,
Say boldly "No!"
Multi-colored crackers?
- Blankets and pillows?
- Folding beds and cribs?
- Marmalade, chocolates?
- Glass balls?
- Wooden chairs?
- Teddy bears?
- Primers and books?
- Are the beads multi-colored?
- Are the garlands bright?
- Snow from white cotton wool?
- Backpacks and briefcases?
- Shoes and boots?
- Cups, forks, spoons?
- Are the candies shiny?
Are the tigers real?
- Are the buds golden?
Are the stars radiant?
Leading:
Yes, although we have been adults for a long time, we are still children, so
I congratulate you, children,
I wish you happiness, joy.
So that you grow and grow smarter.
They had fun and sang songs.
May your laughter always ring!
Happy New Year everyone, everyone, everyone!
And which of you made the most mistakes in the game. Well, of course - this is our esteemed colleague ___, but he is forgiven, he has already taken it on his chest - palpably. Let's let him stretch his tongue.
(colleague makes a toast)
Leading:
In the meantime, so as not to be bored,
I suggest you play!
Now I will ask comic questions, and you try to recognize yourself in them or your table neighbors, and answer my question - It's Me! or It is He (She)!
1. Who sometimes walks with vodka with a cheerful gait?
2. Which of you, say out loud, catches flies at work?
3. Who is not afraid of frost, drives a car like a bird?
4. Which of you will grow up a little and go to the bosses?
5. Which of you does not walk gloomy, loves sports and physical education?
6. Which of you, so wonderful, always drinks vodka barefoot? (On Lake Baikal)
7. Who completes the work assignment just in time?
8. How many of you drink in the office, like at today's banquet?
9. Which of your friends walks dirty to the ears?
10. Which one of you walks upside down on the pavement?
11. Which of you, I want to know, likes to sleep at work?
12. How many of you come to the office an hour late?
As expected, there are very few of them in our firm, almost none.
Here's to our friendly team and let's drink!
Leading:
Dear colleagues! Today we have a gypsy visiting us.
Preliminarily agree with one of your colleagues that he portrayed a gypsy. To do this, he needs to dress up as a gypsy, just put on a scarf and make up his lips, after the sixth glass, almost anyone can play. You need to print the following wishes in the form of playing cards. A gypsy woman enters the hall and offers to tell fortunes to everyone and predict fate for the evening. The guest draws a card and reads out loud what awaits him today. If the proposed wishes are not enough for all guests, then it is not difficult to add them by taking any horoscope.
The second half of the evening for very close communication with partners of the opposite sex!
Great success awaits you tonight!
This day is conducive to plans for the future, and their discussion with partners of the opposite sex!
Today, emotional understanding and physical contact are more important for you than verbal spending time!
Today, acquaintances and hobbies are likely for you, especially in the second half of the evening!
Tonight with the help of words and beliefs are able to achieve anything!
Today, the best thing for you is hope for your own strength, especially at the end of the evening!
Avoid the cold from the partner of the opposite sex and always be on the alert!
Fruitful work with a spoon and fork at today's table will bring certain results by the evening!
Tonight, chatting with friends will bring you a lot of joy!
Today is a particularly important evening in your life, pay special attention to the neighbors at your table!
At midnight - you can start to lead a calm lifestyle, and now have fun!
Tonight is good for any entertainment!
Be attentive to each poured glass and do not miss it past your mouth!
Your creative success at this evening will be noticed by all those present!
The second half of the evening can be used by you to convince other people, especially the opposite sex!
Today you may have an inclination for solitude with someone!
The evening will turn out to be unusual and mysterious for you, be prepared for anything!
Today you will be especially prone to alcohol, do not get carried away!
Avoid conflict at the table because of a glass that was not drunk on time!
Tonight, it is advisable not to avoid partners of the opposite sex during the dance!
Today, be careful and don't fall asleep in a plate at a neighbor's table!
Excessive drinking tonight can lead to loss of orientation in space and time!
Today it is not recommended to have sexual intercourse with anyone!
Tomorrow you will have an excess of energy, so spend it today!
Independent today's actions on the part of you will allow you to improve your financial situation!
Today, you may have a big win!
Tonight is favorable for intimate acquaintances!
After the last fortune-telling, the Gypsy congratulates everyone on the New Year! He makes a toast.
A break is announced, dances and competitions with prizes.
8 GLASS
Leading:
Dear colleagues, You are probably tired during the break, you need to warm up, and in order for the warm-up to be successful, you need to drink.
Let's drink to the fact that when we go home, money would attack us and we could not fight them off!
Leading:
The warm-up was successful, I hope everyone along the way will be attacked by money with which it will be possible to spend the whole next year. And now you have to think a little with your head, although this will already be difficult for some. I will make riddles, and you will have to guess them. Whoever guesses the most will win a prize.
RIDDLES (riddles in brackets):
1. What do we choose instead of money,
If we play with Yakubovich? (prize)
2. This food is different:
Black and red? (caviar)
3. Well, what kind of relatives
Father's brother for me? (uncle)
4. Here is the ship's room,
By appointment - cargo? (hold)
5. My grandfather has a wife.
Who is she to me? (woman)
6. He will squeak a couple of lines for you,
In the language of dashes and dots? (radio operator)
7. In schools, she is replaced by a table,
Unfortunately came? (desk)
8. Everyone will answer here instantly.
What's in a first grader's braid? (ribbon)
9. Under this shell,
Hidden skeletons? (leather)
10. That Medved and Zhabotinsky are on the parade
Endured the first day of the Olympics? (flag)
11. Fashionistas! you call me
A record length skirt? (maxi)
12. Gently take your time
Shoed by her left-hander? (flea)
13. What do we say when
Gives us the word toastmaster? (toast)
14. And here is a very simple question:
Who brought you to your parents? (stork)
15. Radio technicians know:
solder with this metal? (tin)
16. You should remember
What kind of drug did Vishnevsky come up with for us? (ointment)
17. University
it is not more important? (rector)
18. What floats on the river
And on the chessboard? (rook)
19. The question is this:
Who is Peter drinking? (Neva)
20. For forty years, you must have seen
What covers Fidel's head? (cap)
21. Remember soon
Source of crackers? (bread)
22. Consider this for a moment:
Colorado potato beetle - who is it for potatoes? (pest)
23. If the head is dirty
Does she appear? (dandruff)
24. The day has passed and the night,
What has rushed away? (day)
25. Who conquered Siberia
And gave it to the king? (Ermak)
26. Give a clear answer
Dishes for vodka? (glass)
27. He decides an important issue
Reduces the strength of the genie? (tonic)
28. Starting from a place that takes
Athlete and airplane? (acceleration, acceleration)
29. This mushroom, in theory, we often
We can meet in the aspen thicket. (Boletus).
30. Not for long that people's commissar could be proud,
What keeps everyone in tight rein. (Yezhov)
31. What do we Makarevich early in the morning
Offers to feel from the screen? (Gusto)
32. I flipped through it in an instant
I understand what kind of student you are. (A diary)
33. This riddle is easy,
Short stocking bro? (Sock)
34. On the target sector for muff,
I hope you understand? (Milk)
35. The film in which Kikabidze
Managed to soar into the sky. (Mimino)
36. A plot of water, where always
Will they find a place of judgment? (Bay)
37. No need to think long
Household broom. (Broom)
38. She is traditionally in our troops
Larger than a platoon, but smaller than a battalion? (Company)
39. Sea. It is closer to the north.
And then there is wine. (White)
40. Shed for rustic rendezvous.
It is clear that they are not being held in a barn. (Hyloft)
41. Liner sunk in the ocean
And victoriously popped up on the screen. (Titanic)
42. River between the USA and Canada.
Known for its waterfall. (Niagara)
43. How do you usually call
HR team at work? (Department)
44. What Tatar ruler,
Did he break Donskoy on the Kulikovo field? (Mamai)
45. That prince did not believe until the end,
What will accept death from a stallion? (Oleg)
Leading:
We have a leader, the most sober today, and the flag in his hands.
The scenario of the New Year's Eve "Once upon a New Year's Eve."
Fanfare sounds. Exit of the Snow Maiden.
Snow Maiden. Good evening, invited and welcome guests!
Good evening, guests young, married and single!
Fun and prosperity to you, we are glad to meet you!
On New Year's Eve, children are waiting for vacations and gifts from Santa Claus, and adults, the fulfillment of desires, great joys, love. And I want to wish you:
Let there be no oppressive days,
Down with the gloomy forecast!
I wish everyone that the coming year
Bring you love and joy!
Happy New Year!
Song of the Snow Maiden "New Year"
Snow Maiden. Yes, but what is the New Year without my, very necessary for everyone, pensioner
world scale, Santa Claus! I know he's already here. Who hid it?
My beloved old grandfather, he came out earlier,
I got into a snowy Mercedes, while I was skiing.
Did the coup happen somewhere?
The New Year will not come without Father Frost.
Come on, let's all call grandpa together!
The name is Santa Claus. Exit Santa Claus.
Father Frost. I hear, I hear what is called! Here I am, and here I am.
The New Year is coming, the President congratulates everyone, he wishes everyone happiness.
Businessmen - profits, their wives - sables,
Those who work - work, those in power - those worries,
He says to the whole country: Happy New Year, new happiness!
Santa Claus song "New Year"
And I brought you a gift - a bird of happiness with a blue wing. She makes everyone happy!
Well, louder than jokes, laughter, I get the bird of happiness!
I didn't understand! Here's the misfortune. There is no bird of happiness, fact! I will have a heart attack!
Exit Baba Yaga.
Baba Yaga. It's exactly like drinking to give. You can't see the birds of happiness!
Father Frost. Who are you, old hag?
Baba Yaga. Yes, I'm a grandmother - YAGA! Yes, she got a little older, crooked, sick.
Age takes its toll!
Father Frost. What do you want old lady?
Baba Yaga. I'll whisper in your ear.
Father Frost. Why in your ear, speak!
Baba Yaga. One two Three.
Snow Maiden. What is this, another riddle?
Baba Yaga. Fulfill three wishes, get a bird of happiness!
Father Frost. So I’m leaving you with a staff three times, give the old bird of happiness ...
granny!
Snow Maiden. Grandpa, don't rush. Don't rush, take it easy.
Even the old grandmother Yozhka wants a little happiness. And what are the three wishes?
Baba Yaga. To begin with, for a warm-up, I wish the people to rattle a round dance!
Father Frost. Send everyone to the garden? .. I'll ..!
Snow Maiden. Grandpa! Not in the garden, the farmer should dance the people.
True, today round dances are no longer in fashion among the people, the dance is fashionable - a steam locomotive.
Father Frost. What, manure?
Snow Maiden. Yes, not manure, but a steam locomotive! We are all steam locomotives, and the guests are wagons.
Who has a longer composition, he is younger. Louder music plays, little engine
is driving off!
Baba Yaga. Drank a festive dose and cling to the engine!
Father Frost. Come on, together with the locomotive, together with Grandfather Frost, we will overtake
everyone now!
Snow Maiden. Of course, I am the best, my waist is thinner!
Dance-game "PAROVOZIK".
Baba Yaga. I have more wagons. Ride from the heart!
Snow Maiden. Grandmother Yaga, what is your second wish?
Baba Yaga. Who said it was my first wish?
Father Frost. Oh, so, again in your repertoire: did you decide to deceive us?
Baba Yaga. Fine, fine. Don't rush me, old man. I will say desire
a little later. And while you dance, smile, have fun, do not be shy.
Father Frost. Everyone is dancing, having fun with my granddaughter.
I'll go look for help, such a good fellow,
To punish the old woman, to rescue the bird of happiness.
Goodbye friends, have fun without me!
Snow Maiden. We start to have fun. There will be music, we will be together
dance snow shake, ice break, snowflake waltz, lezginka and ice tango!
Dance department with competitive dances.
Snow Maiden. All so young, mischievous clockwork! What are you, grandmother, sad?
Baba Yaga. I want to rejuvenate and fall in love with someone, and that he would love me
and followed me like a shadow. Here is another wish.
Snow Maiden. So after all, this is not one, but three: to look younger - once, to fall in love -
two for him to love you - three. Three wishes! Will you keep your promise?
Baba Yaga. If you fulfill the desire, I will give the bird of happiness. I give you a tooth!
Snow Maiden. Now we need a man with a capital M. Come on, grandmother,
say one, two, three.
Baba Yaga. Rip, double, triple. Man, show up!
Santa Claus leads Ivan the Fool to the record "I am Moscow's empty bamboo."
Father Frost. In, good fellow, get it!
Ivan. Hello, old hag, do you recognize me? hut, hut,
turn to the forest in front, and back to me and bend down a little! Ha, ha, ha!
Baba Yaga. Oh, Vanyusha, you are somehow wonderfully dressed.
Ivan. And cho, the prinkid is normal, he took the raspberry caftan from Kashchei, the tsepura
he took off the red one from the oak, tore off the skin on the boots from Gorynych, the tsar nut on the finger
gave out.
Baba Yaga. Why are you hiding your eyes behind glasses?
Ivan. And the glasses were given by my namesake, Vanyushka Demidov, on, says, Vanek, wear,
I don't need it anymore, I've grown wiser.
Baba Yaga. And how is your little wife, Vasilisa the Wise?
Ivan. No, grandma, I have wives. Ivasik took away with such a telesic.
So I'm free today.
Baba Yaga. You must have offended her. Didn't supply enough, didn't love enough, here's to you
and horrible.
Ivan. I didn’t supply it, it was I who offended. Yes I, yes I ... everything for her, the best
I gave the bone to her, but everything is not enough for her, not enough, and she got me! That's what I want
start a harem, well, like in Turkey ...
Snow Maiden. It's good that you are free, our Ivan is a national hero! We do not want
offend you, do you want to see your harem?
Ivan. Oh, what, can you?
Baba Yaga. Not mona, but noona!
Ivan sings the song "Beauty".
The Snow Maiden invites everyone to dance, there is a selection of wives who are invited to the stage.
Baba Yaga. Van, and Van, why do you need a whole harem, you look at them, how
overdressed. STE well you need to plow day and night, to dress them only,
Yes, and they eat, I suppose, more than one black bread with water.
Ivan. Yeah! I don't like to work.
Baba Yaga. In! You choose one, such that you will be fed, and clothed, and
loved!
Ivan is blindfolded, the girls line up. Baba Yaga has balloons, Ivan chooses Baba Yaga.
Baba Yaga. Oh, Van, look what balls. And everyone is flying to the ceiling (tosses balls, Ivan steps back). Vanyusha, if you love me, you will be happy until your death! Come on, come to me, you do not want.
Ivan. Love, of course, granny, evil, I would love a goat, but an old hag! .. Alas, I can’t love.
Baba Yaga. It is, of course, what it is, that is, my years cannot be counted, I’m not at all young ...
Snow Maiden. Everyone dance, gentlemen! Skip the extra years! You granny get together and
do fitness. Pump up your abs, quickly throw off excess weight,
you will be young again. Dance, dance gentlemen!
Baba Yaga. Oh, I want to have fun, fly on a panicle!
Competition "Dance with a broom."
To the music, Baba Yaga passes the broom to the dancers in the circle, the selected participant must go into the circle and dance with the broom, then pass it to the next and so on.
Dance department.
Baba Yaga. Oh, they had fun, appeased the grandmother, traveled around the panicle.
Van, look, I'm cheerful and quite young, for sure, I've become younger!
Ivan. Only now it didn’t come out. Who would rejuvenate you, that's when I would love.
Throw off your skin like a frog, become a thousand years younger. (Leaves).
Snow Maiden. Grandma Yaga, you need to change your image.
Baba Yaga. FAQ?
Snow Maiden. Image! Change your appearance, then your years will not be so conspicuous.
Baba Yaga. And where is it changed, the team is an entot?
Snow Maiden. Sergey Zverev came to us in Zhlobin on tour. He is the most fashionable stylist, you need to see him. If you change your image, Ivan will definitely love you.
Baba Yaga. Then I flew to this your - the beast.
Baba Yaga flies away on a broomstick.
Father Frost. In the meantime, Yaga is looking for his image, we invite everyone to dance.
Dance department.
The game is being played.
The entrance of the glamorous Baba Yaga to the tune of "Dolce Gabana". Ivan was speechless.
Baba Yaga. Hello chuvirls, hello peppers! (to Ivan) Well, what are you staring at? Speech
lost from girlish beauty?
Snow Maiden. Oh, Grandma Yaga, you won't be recognized.
Father Frost. And where is it so you, my dear? Eh, you went too far with beauty,
granny.
Baba Yaga. Well, do you like it? I will always be like this now.
Baba Yaga sings the song “Let those who didn’t get us cry!”
Baba Yaga. So, Vanyatka, be healthy and don't be bored! Now I am a glamorous girl, and look around, so many men keep their eyes on me.
And my heart is free!
Father Frost. This is what happens, we will not see the bird of happiness this year?
Baba Yaga. Come on, dude, don't be upset, I'm kind today.
Final apotheosis! Auction! The bird of happiness is for sale, whoever gets it is the one
will never part with luck, money, love.
Auction: the winner will receive a bottle of champagne, decorated with bright ribbons.
The winner receives a "bird of happiness" and all the money he paid for it.
The song "Happy New Year" is performed by _________________.
Ivan. Happy New Year, Happy New Year!
Let it find you!
Let the worries not be extinguished
Shine wonderful, clear eyes!
Baba Yaga. Let in business always and everywhere
You are successful!
And today on this holiday
Be the happiest of all!
Father Frost. Let health not fail
Does not scold a strict boss
And the bag will send gifts
Dear Santa Claus!
Snow Maiden. May a faithful friend be near
Both on holiday and in bad weather.
And let it into your house, like a snowball,
Happiness always comes!
All. Happy New Year!!!
Final song "New Year's anthem".
Snow Maiden. The New Year's fairy tale is over, but the New Year's Eve has not ended!
The night is full of surprises!
Baba Yaga. And we are waiting for you at the House of Culture on January 1 at one in the morning!
We bring to your attention a couple of script options for the New Year 2018, which are suitable for adult parties. It is quite possible to do without professional showmen and artists, to organize a New Year's corporate party on your own, the traditional idea is the eastern horoscope.
This New Year's scenario meets all the requirements:
- contains bright characters;
- texts on roles in verses;
- jokes for adults;
- competitions for adults;
- games for adults;
- humor 18+.
For the Year of the Dog, this scenario can be supplemented with original thematic contests, for example: “Find Pedy Gris”. The meaning of the competition is that which of the participants will quickly find a bowl of dry dog food, but blindfolded.
So, let's begin…
The hall is dark. Mysterious, fabulous music sounds.
Ded Moroz and Snegurochka enter the hall. With a candle in their hands, tiptoe sneaking into the center of the hall
Father Frost:
Don't squeak with your boots
Someone will hear...
At least lubricate the joints
And be more modest
Snow Maiden:
You yourself grumble quieter
Close your mitten
Flu walks the planet
They say he's a pig
By the way, the style of bummers
One of the main symptoms.
Father Frost:
Shut up you fool
Nothing to teach me!
I am a young man
Even with a white beard
Well, I could not sell the snow!
I'm human too!
Snow Maiden:
You are a sales representative!
Firms of our long-liver.
All hope is on you
And you don't drive a damn thing!
Father Frost:
Don't talk, get down to business
Let's untie the bag.
Get money soon
Money now loves the account!
Snow Maiden:
Thousand, two, four, five
Oh don't share again
I'm four and you
I will give a thousand completely ...
Why are you rolling your eyes?
What, you don't trust me?
Father Frost:
I could trust
Just didn't attack that one.
Vaughn shoved the papers
Hid - anywhere!
You say that you dreamed again?
The money seemed to disappear!
Not Snow Maiden! Shame and disgrace!
Even the shorts have a pocket!
Snow Maiden:
What's your business?
Sew a pocket under your beard!
You can even under a bathrobe ...
And don't sit still!
By the way, do you have
Secret places - to hell!
This is me with my outfit
Get smart as you need to.
If I had money, I'll hide everything!
So no one can find it!
Father Frost:
Well, you're greedy...
So that you ... bewitched!
What kind of noise?.. I didn't understand?
Who is there? (candles are extinguished, lights are turned on)
Chorus:
My mommy!
Snow Maiden:
What are you standing with your mouth open?
Smile, people are here!
Father Frost:
Here we are stuck
And you start quickly!
I forgot everything with a fright ...
Where the hell is my apohmelin?
Snow Maiden:
You are such a fool
At banquets or what?
Doesn't remember the words like this fool
And I wanted to work!
Father Frost:
Here! Found!
Snow Maiden:
Walk straight!!!
Father Frost:
Hello honest people!
Snow Maiden:
(beautiful intonation)
Through blizzards and blizzards
We barely got to you ...
Father Frost:
(grunts) They didn't eat or drink
Only the bubble was persuaded
Snow Maiden:
We walked to you for a long time, in a hurry
Father Frost:
Didn't even get a hangover...
Snow Maiden:
Through the forest, eight blocks!!!
Father Frost:
I almost dropped my hooves...
Snow Maiden:
Come on, don't freak out
Execute Grandpa's plan
We are with you my dear
Can't go home without money
You don't have much in your bag
Earn cabbage!!!
Father Frost:
Tables are full of food.
Worth every big thousand!
Snow Maiden:
Yes! The table is full of snacks
Father Frost:
Pass - ka pickle
Snow Maiden:
And pass the plate
What are you looking at?
Father Frost:
Pour it!
Today we are "For" fun
"For" slightly intoxicated potion,
"For" a happy new year,
May he bring happiness!
Snow Maiden:
Stop! Don't pour him!
Five orders ahead!
By the way, how much will we be paid?
Show prices.
Father Frost:
Dear guests, relatives
Jokes are expensive these days
A song is a thing, games are two
Prices are lower than in Moscow
Calling Santa Claus
Cost you eight thousand.
Well, together with the Snow Maiden -
It's already ten
Snow Maiden:
Photo with Frost
Together with the Christmas tree - three hundred ask!
No frost and no Christmas tree
Will do five!
Father Frost:
Sale!!! Hurry!!!
Get our grand prize!!!
When ordering a round dance
Discounts for all people!
Snow Maiden:
White pure snow
Dive into it buddy!
Sit with a friend in a snowdrift
Maybe for half a piece.
Father Frost:
With the Snow Maiden, a lingering
Ordered by that friend!
Can be taken home
But here friends auction!
Snow Maiden:
We offer exclusive!
Erotic motif
Hold grandfather's staff
Worth exactly three meals
Father Frost:
And hold on to the braid
Maybe for sausage!
Snow Maiden:
And how much is the sausage?
Father Frost:
Two hundred and forty-three rubles!
Snow Maiden:
Yes, my stockings are more expensive!
Manicure is more expensive too
And the wig? And the boots?
Look at the suit!
Cosmetologist, dermatologist
Ophthalmologist, venereologist - oh!
Yes, you have a beard
Also very expensive
Where did you get these prices?
We are in the Capital, not in the village!
If everything here is counted
Pulls a thousand by twenty-five!
We don't justify anything.
We're just wasting time!
Father Frost:
Wait, don't boil
Calm down, take a look
Look at the people, what -
Very expensive too
Do you remember the diagram?
Snow Maiden:
Ha! And then!
Done a long time ago!
Father Frost:
Get your wallets!
There is no place for longing
For the holiday friends
We can't spare money!
Snow Maiden:
Here's the magic box!
hold him buddy
Yes, hold it, but don't grab it!!!
Hold it - give it to another!
Put a coin here
And you get candy
DM. Where are you looking?
Yes, no sweets for you!
I look at you diamonds
Emeralds and agates...
In order not to lose them, you need to insure them!
Throw off with a darling for a ruble
I'll pass it on to the insurer.
Father Frost:
Well, why are you sitting?
Don't you want happiness?
Happiness is not enough, not enough for everyone
For a fiver ride
Snow Maiden:
Well, my dear friend
Seems boring without girlfriends?
Drop a coin here
And look, there is no end!
(a snow maiden sits on his knees)
Father Frost:
Modest, quiet, but where are the hands?
Obviously not in my head!
Snow Maiden:
playful little hands
Know the girls will stick!
Father Frost:
So let's get it
From the pockets of rubles,
We will tell you many years!
Snow Maiden:
Let all your troubles turn into ashes,
And improve your budget!
Father Frost:
Be generous not a semaphore
And pay off handsomely
Snow Maiden:
I threw a little, well, so what -
What you sow, you will reap!
Father Frost:
Where is the boss?
Snow Maiden:
Ah, here it is
There is nothing cuter.
For the company to flourish
Whatever the crisis does not know
Father Frost:
For a good season
Debit with credit reduced
Snow Maiden:
So that the tax service
Walked around the office together
Father Frost:
So that always and so that everywhere
You were on top!
Snow Maiden:
Count and write.
Put it in the right felt boot!
Father Frost:
Stop! The banquet is paid!
How did we forget you!
I wrote in my notepad
No matter how scandalous...
We need to return the money.
Snow Maiden:
What to give to the director?
Father Frost:
Here's your first installment on a yacht!
Snow Maiden:
Don't forget to ride!
How many forces and everything is not for me ...
I'll call you in February!
Father Frost:
Enough! I have money.
Work it out, folks!
Let's start the script
Not like it was in the beginning!
Entertainment and feasts for the New Year 2018 Like money, there is never too much. A holiday with family, gatherings with friends, field trips and, of course, a New Year's corporate party 2018. It is advisable to choose a cool scenario, with comic numbers, pranks, funny contests and funny prizes, so that the team celebrates the New Year in a warm friendly atmosphere.
Cool scenario "Corporate casting"
Presenter:
“Good evening, dear colleagues! Get comfortable, we're starting…”
At this time, an elegant man enters the door, in a brown suit, in a yellow shirt, with a yellow bow tie or in a brown neckerchief. And with a quick step goes to the leader.
Guest: "Wait a minute, gentlemen! I beg your pardon, a little late, traffic jams.
Host (looks at him in bewilderment): “Who are you, exactly?”
Guest (in a loud whisper): “Oriental symbol was ordered for the New Year, congratulations to the team? Get it and sign it." He takes out a bill of lading from his pocket and hands it to the girl.
Leading (looking at the stranger from head to toe): “Yeah, but we thought…”
Guest: “A real dog will come running, with a wagging tail, yellow hair, a devoted look, and he will read a solemn speech to you, I beg your pardon, barking. Dogs, you know, are not all sorts of parrots, they don’t know how to talk. Well, just like children, honestly! Addressing those present: “Let me introduce myself, Earth Dog of the highest category, Chongqing, if in Chinese. Please love and respect".
Guest (host): “Let's continue the New Year's corporate party 2018, the scenario is cool, my performance, when does it provide? Let me work it out right now, congratulations to the audience!”
Presenter: “Well, we just got together, we didn’t raise our glasses even once, we didn’t have time to try salads. We have a long New Year's corporate party, the program is extensive. Wait, I'll see when you leave.
Guest (hugging his partner by the shoulders) : “Beautiful, sweet, good, I have no time to drink, have a snack, I have a busy schedule, until mid-January - a solid New Year's corporate party, where can I sit here. I sleep 4 hours a day and dream ... "
Presenter: "About what, if not a secret?"
Guest: “To find an assistant for yourself, a nimble or pretty, efficient assistant. Together we would have kept up everywhere, we would not have missed a single New Year's corporate party from the list. Idea! And let's arrange a casting, like in a movie or on television. I see there are many suitable candidates in the hall. Well, how? Do you agree? Don't be shy, it will be interesting."
Presenter: “Tempting offer. How are the tests going to be?
Guest: “In the form of simple contests. And so, the first test. Dogs are known to bark loudly. Vocal abilities are not particularly important for her, the main thing is the strength of her voice, loudness. We stand up, straighten our shoulders, pick up our stomachs, stretch our necks. I pronounce the initial lines of the chant, and you in unison - the last phrase. Each participant tries to drown out opponents. Go!
Happy New Year's Eve,
The people come off.
We see off the rooster
We celebrate the year of the dog (together)
Who is there behind the door?
According to Chinese belief,
Circle the signs of the Zodiac.
A dog has come to visit us!
Our team, no matter where,
We are always for each other!
And together with the authorities
Meet the earth dog!
Shouted from the heart
Look at your neighbor.
Smile - straight to the floor of the face!
We will meet the yellow dog!
To that I will award victory,
Who will shout "woof" to the whole country
And a sweet prize - also to him.
Glory to the Earth Dog!
Presenter: “Time to wet your throats! Fill your glasses! Cavaliers, take care of the ladies. (Turning to the guest) The dog is so gallant.
Guest (showing off): “The next competition is announced, for men. Within 3 minutes, they must collect as many kisses as possible. Counting - by lipstick prints on a napkin. Is everyone ready? Reade set Go! (The theme song of Verka Serduchka sounds).
Presenter: “I decided that incentive prizes (chocolate dogs or something like that) deserve all the participants, without exception. And the main award, a souvenir symbol of the year, will go to the most charming and attractive. Accountants, announce the results!”
Guest: “And in the New Year's corporate program, I included one more competition, a very revealing one, for quick wits. I need a smart partner. As they say, one head is good, but two is still better. Let's see which of you can guess tricky riddles.
She herself is sonorous, the waist is thin,
Wide in the chest
And below - thin. (Glass)
Hey, who knows people?
Snowman, where will it come from? (Zimbabwe).
Nearly 40 million people are employed at night. (“Sit” on the Internet).
Big, red, with mustaches and hares. What's this? (Trolleybus).
What's on the lady's body
Do cunning - on the mind?
Observed in hockey
And on the chessboard. (Combination)
Guest (with admiration):
“Guys surprised me, you have a ward of mind. I confess, for the first time I got to a New Year's corporate party, where, despite the drunk, people think so soberly. Okay, brains stretched, now you can show yourself. Test number 1, for balance.
Participants are asked to stand on one leg. The winner is the one who managed to hold out longer than the others.
Guest:
“Well done! They coped with the task perfectly, I present the winner with a gift personally (a lollipop in the shape of a dog or lollipop). Test number 2, for dexterity.
In plastic cups, glassware will not work, it may break, champagne or another drink is poured. You need to drink it without resorting to the help of hands, they are hidden behind your back.
Presenter: “Perhaps it’s time to decide who suits you as a partner.”
Guest: “What a wonderful New Year's corporate party 2018 turned out, the script is cool, the menu is excellent, the people are open, sincere. It's hard to single out anyone. And there are those in the hall today who were born in the year of the Dog. Here they are, ours won! The stars favor them. The horoscope also did not deprive other signs of attention, but they cannot be compared with smart, beautiful Dogs.
Presenter: “Applause to the lucky ones, prizes to the studio! Hooray! The party goes on, toasts, wishes, dancing until you drop, songs until the morning.