Cool statuses for VKontakte for girls. Cool statuses

I wish you all to have such a relationship during which you quarreled like beloved spouses, chatted and walked like best friends, flirted like young students, cared for each other like a brother and sister, loved each other like Bonnie and Clyde.

A habit sometimes seems like love: it’s like you don’t love a person, but you still worry about him.

Modern relationships: Are you ready to be with each other online in contact and ICQ until the blackout separates you?

Fear of the dark or heights is bullshit. Now, when you have 20 missed messages from your mom at one in the morning on your mobile phone, this is a real fear.

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Coco Chanel was right about the little black dress in every girl's wardrobe, only she forgot to add about the big white dress...

Guys will never understand how difficult and lazy it is for girls to wash their heads every morning!!!

Sometimes I want to switch bodies with a guy and show this idiot how to properly care for a girl.

The sad eyes of a girl cannot lie about anything, but her mouth can save any situation!

All men only talk about sons, but they still love us women more.

Probably every girl has experienced what makeup at -30 degrees means and what it turns into

There are three periods in the life of every woman: in the first she gets on the nerves of her father, in the second - to her husband, and in the third - to her son-in-law.

Not only guys stick to beautiful girls, but also gossip ...

A woman knows the meaning of love, and a man knows its price

Well, it was necessary to answer the mother's playful question. Daughter, do you smoke? reply What exactly?

Girl, were you cute as a child or how are you now?

I'm just one of those girls who invites me to tea and really goes to put the kettle on.

Girls are divided into 3 categories: - Ladies! - No ladies! - Ladies, but not for you! (Girls no offense) x))

wonderful girls on the road do not roll. they must be beaten off from idiots who do not appreciate them ...

To check the feelings of a man, you need to find out not what he is ready to do for you, but what he is ready to give up for you.

You sit in the evening, your nails are beautiful, you paint, repaint, as a result, it turns out beautifully, you like it. The next morning you come to school and a friend says: “erase this varnish, it turned out dumb!” ... so insulting (((

Women are smarter than men ... Have you ever heard of a woman who would lose her head just because a man has beautiful legs?

The weak sex is stronger than the strong due to the weakness of the stronger sex to the weak

The two most useful books for a girl are her mother's kitchen book and her father's checkbook.

If you cut yourself and don't bleed, you are a heartless bitch!!!

You must be able to often obey a woman in order to sometimes have the right to command her V. Hugo

A man's problems begin not when a woman starts to undress for his money, but when she starts to dress for them.

There is only one woman in the world, destined for you by fate, and if you do not meet her, you are saved.

It's better to be alone and not love anyone! Than to love and be alone!

Women's logic: I'm waiting for you online, so as not to write to you

The trouble is when you shaved in the evening, and got up in the morning and you have stubble again ... and you are 12 years old and you are a girl

When a woman says that she has nothing to wear, it means that everything new has ended. When a man says that he has nothing to wear, it means that everything clean has ended.

In the female soul there are such corners where no man will look, and if he looks, he will not see anything, and if he sees, he will not understand anything ...

A woman is such a CAT who, at will, can arrange a DOG'S LIFE for any man!

Girls are different, the consequences are the same =)

There is no greater grief for a woman than the inattention of a man for whom she wants to be inaccessible.

Women are the best psychoanalysts, as long as they are not in love.

more terrible than female logic can be the current collective female logic

Forget you? What you. I would like to remember you first.

The deeper the neckline on a woman’s dress, the easier she breathes, but the harder it is for a man…

Mmmmm when I saw you - the heart in my chest ... By the way, about the chest. I bought myself a new bra.

A woman is ready to do anything for love, even make love.

I never understood those girls who, after 2 days of relationship with a guy, change their last name to his in contact.

A woman wants a lot, but from one man, and a man wants one thing, but from many women.

A man commits violence against a woman, taking her by storm, and a woman against a man - remaining impregnable.

I went to the store for a handbag, but I liked the boots and I bought a blouse)))

The only one that I will run after will shout to me “catch up mom”)))

A woman in her life must have time to do three things: cut down a tree, blow up a house and raise a daughter ...

I am free and at the same time not alone, in search, but not active! I think I found it, but not mine yet...

Women's logic: I'm waiting for you online, so as not to write to you.

The man leaves quickly, but often returns. A woman thinks for a long time before leaving, but leaves forever.

A woman is almost helpless until her nails are dry...

The higher the slit on a woman's dress, the easier it is for her to run away from a man, but the more he wants to run after her.

She does not forgive treason She hates betrayal, lies... And if she leaves once... then you will not return her again...

She does not consider herself beautiful, but she knows that she can easily fall in love with anyone ...

here the guys say that we are brakes, but nifiga! we understand everything, it's just that they always put questions wrong))

The girl is the only divine intellect that does not know what she wants))

It's a pity for the girls who won't sit on the vanilla sky and cry into the pillow, since the 14th is a school day.

What difference does it make what goes on in my soul? What matters is how I look. Admire.

Kind, sweet, childishly jealous, unrestrainedly cheerful, in love with a secret, proudly free, soaring in the sky, forever happy, giving joy

The first sign that a girl does not have a boyfriend is painted lips.

When a man feels bad, he is looking for a woman. When a man feels good, he is looking for another one.

In order to sit on a man's neck, a woman needs to be able to spread her legs well!

If a woman quickly surrendered to a man, this is not his merit, but all those that she had before.

In elementary school, boys hit beautiful girls on the head with briefcases, and then wonder why all beautiful girls are stupid.

If men knew what women think, they would be twenty times more brash, just as if women knew men better, they would become even more flirtatious.

You will never know the truth from a woman. From the beginning, they have a girl's memory, then women's secrets, then senile insanity.

Hysteria is a woman's way of having fun...

If a man gives a woman everything she asks, then she asks for too little.

Calm down, finally, think, the mascara flowed out superman, in general, he wore panties on leggings ... and nothing ... everyone loved him

Lips with a bow, eyebrows with a house ... again mixed rum with gin tonic ...

I'm not jealous of my ex. From childhood, my mother taught me to give away old toys to those who were less fortunate.

A man is ready to do anything for making love, even to love.

Some girls can get any man they like; others like any man they can get their hands on.

if a woman's wings are cut off, she will sit on a broom

You deleted me from VKontakte friends... from friends in my world... deleted my phone number.. deleted from ICQ.. from agent... WHAT FROM MEMORY, WEAK?!

Girls don’t think at first, and then they think, why didn’t they think when they should have thought…)

Finding a husband is an art, keeping a profession!

A real woman should be able to roll up three things: cans, eyes and a tantrum.

In order not to annoy a man, a woman changes dresses, and in order not to annoy a woman, a man changes women.

Girls are amazing creatures, they want to please even those they don't like.

Women are very clean, before sitting on a man's neck, carefully wipe their feet on him.

You know what really hurts? This is when you lie on the couch, chatting on the phone, you want to lean your legs against the wall and then a slipper flies right into your eyes

An insane woman is a woman who, at the end of sexual intercourse, screams “Not at me!!

I'm a poor girl who's bad at arithmetic! Above two, higher mathematics immediately begins for me!

Hm. As a child, I was SO VERY modest, but now you can’t say the same about me, where did it go??? Probably in the boobs

The girl wants to first go to restaurants in order to understand whether it is worth going to bed with the guy. And the guy wants to put the girl to bed as soon as possible in order to understand whether it is worth taking her to restaurants?

All men are bought because all women are sold (Oscar Wilde).

A girl is like a calculator: adds problems, takes time, multiplies expenses, divides property

Every time I leave the barbershop, I am tormented by the same question - why did they ask me how I want to cut my hair?

I would be a good girl if it wasn't for those bad boys...

The schizophrenic spider catches the flies, gives them the first warning and releases them.

I prefer to do in my life what I love. And not what is fashionable, prestigious or necessary.

A strong person is not one who is doing well. This is the one who has everything, good no matter what!

I fall asleep with excruciating pain. Waking up ready to fight.

The worst loneliness is not having true friends.

There are 2 ways to prove to a woman that she is wrong. But nobody knows them.

We think about what we do only when it is done to us ...

Strong is not the one who does not cry. A strong one who smiles through tears.

Stay strong even if you feel like everything is falling apart.

One who remains honest for a long time eventually becomes fearless.

They love not for something, but in spite of!

The boy said - the boy did! The kid didn't - the kid was joking!

My love is the source of my inspiration.

Take risks! If you win, you will be happy, and if you lose, you will be wise.

The highest virtue is to do in solitude what men only dare to do in the presence of many witnesses.

She doesn't believe in princes, she doesn't believe in fairy tales, she doesn't take close to his caresses.

Offend me - just spit, but you have to spit with blood.

Believe in your dreams, the result is worth it.

You are doing the right thing by giggling. They don't laugh with your teeth!

Some beautiful things capture the eyes, but the most beautiful things in the world capture the heart.

I am a simple person, so I wipe the crown only once a day!

Time cannot kill love... meanness kills it.

The main disadvantage of man is the presence of reason, which makes most individuals consider themselves to be something more than they really are.

Even if you are alone against everyone, it does not mean that you are wrong ...

A beautiful woman is a terrible force, and an ugly woman is so ... ugly.

Life is a game where there are 7 billion users, and a kind admin - rarely bans, but forever.

He is such an educated and well-read man that he even hit women with books.

A wisdom tooth is not yet a certificate of intelligence.

The person who says he understands me is lying! Because even I don’t understand myself, what can I say about others.

Even the toughest guy will look stupid in shoe covers with a urine test in his hands.

Each small victory over oneself gives great hope in one's own strength!

The boy is not a tram, never catch up, there will be the next ...

As the ocean is never full of water, so the heart is never full of love.

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Mega cool VK statuses for boys and girls, with and without symbols. Use for positive and good mood. Start your day with a new funny status on your favorite social network. Charge everyone around!

• I have not said for a long time: "Go to hell!". I say: "Everyone, stay where you are!"
• Take care of the motherland! Vacation abroad!
• I do not know what you are taking from the head, but it obviously does not help you!
• There are so many interesting things in this life and so few people who are interested.
• I would have sent you, but I see you have returned from there!
• All show off, absolutely everything! And those who do not show off, then show off those who do not show off.

• If you want to bring a person to sclerosis, give him a loan.
• Yesterday the musicians of the conservatory beat me up. I went to the first-aid post and fixed the oboes.
• The mind cannot understand a man, and science is useless here. If you give yourself to him, he will say: bl ... d! And if you don’t give up, you will say: bitch!
• Looking at how some accumulate good, others begin to accumulate evil.
• Don't scare me - I'm a healthy bull!
• Women's motto: Men - linoleum. If you lay it well for the first time, you can walk on it for 20 years.
• Dance like no one is watching you.
• The doctor asks the man: - What are you worried about? - Money and women, I don't have them, and my health is like a bull.
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• Sliding under the table, do not forget to politely say goodbye to the guests.
• If you think that life is beautiful, then antidepressants are chosen correctly.
• Sclerosis cannot be cured, but you can forget about it.
• If there are nails on the feet, then hands should be on the hands, and animals generally have bast shoes!
• Now he is right, who has more rights!
• If you want to marry smart, beautiful and rich - marry three times.
• Robbers demand a purse or life, women - both.
• A woman, when choosing one of two men, hesitates only in the case when she does not need either one or the other.
• You pester - a boor, you do not pester - a moron.
• You need to live in such a way that others have depression!
• Proverbs contradict one another. This, in fact, is the Russian folk wisdom.
• And they were divided into those who feel good and those who feel bad about it.
• The rooster saw a chicken in the microwave and says: “A vigorous loaf ... in the village there is no one to carry eggs, but she rides on carousels here!”
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• Sorry, I'm saying when you interrupt…
• Ilya Muromets stopped at a crossroads near a roadside stone, and carved on the stone: “Will you go to the left? Inexpensive!
• It's a small world! It's all because of the Chinese.
• A vegetable to help... I mean, to hell with you!
• What is, you can’t put it back!
• There is nothing better in the world than creaking a bed until dawn!
• When I was little, I really wanted to grow up. Who knew that there was such a setup here ...
• Do not kidding ME! Let's bend!
• Queens never get upset. When they are sad, they just execute someone...
• Don't get lost - get lost...
• A beautiful woman pleases the male gaze, an ugly woman pleases the female!
• Don't tell me what to do and I won't tell you where to go!
• Medicinal properties of horseradish: if you put it on something, it immediately becomes easier.
• It does not matter that you take a kitten or a man into the house! Half a year a nice little pug, and then a cunning impudent type!
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• The best way to organize a panic is to ask everyone to remain calm.
• Our motto is always this - more action, less words!
• Any dirty tricks can be used properly, if there is a desire ...
• We bujito seven mojitos, we puke in the toilet. Bue…
• It is not enough to know your own worth - you still need to be in demand.
• A man, even if he could understand what a woman thinks, he still would not believe.
• I am constantly haunted by smart thoughts, but I find myself faster ...
• Wisdom is an age-related slowdown in the brain, leading to the impossibility of making hasty decisions.
• My life my rules. If you don't like my rules, stay out of my life.
• Men hug in two cases: either they are blue or blue.
• Medvedev was recognized as the person of the year according to the magazine "Murzilka"

• We are strong women: we will take out the garbage, and the brain, if necessary!
• People need to be trusted. Not money, of course. Or secrets. And so - in general.
• There is no need to run into us, because we are a tornado! (for guys)
• I love weekends! You can get to work quickly and without traffic jams.
• Our motto will not win - we will excite and will not give!
• The best way to succeed is to follow the advice we give to others
• Not everything beautiful can be rationally expressed in words. It happens that you like it madly, but it flies off the tongue: “fuck!”
• Who does not take risks ... he drinks vodka at the wake of the one who took risks.
• No genius was born in the world without some kind of perversion.
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• The extreme degree of failure in a relationship, this is not even an inflatable woman, this is an inflatable hand.
• When I got off the carousel in the amusement park, I threw up. That's how scary the woman was selling ice cream there!
• The optimist Vasya was beaten to half life.
• Everyone is spoiled to the best of their ability.
• A very weak boy cannot unlock an iPhone.
• There is no surer way to kindle a passion in another than to keep the cold yourself.
• When will they learn how to conduct light into women's handbags ?! Really needed!!! You walk like this with a mug of tea in your hands and a book. And instead of a book you throw tea on the bed...
• I hung a charm over the door, from all evil spirits, went to the store, returned ... the key in the door broke ... I can’t enter ...
• You need to borrow money from pessimists, they know in advance that they will not be given back
• When choosing a life partner for yourself, you should not forget that in your free time from sex you will also have to talk about something.
• Women are not interested in rags only if these rags are men.
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• I woke up early to walk longer with a disgruntled face. (cool statuses for girls in VK)
• If I ever die because of a man, it will only be from laughter.
• Today I went to bed at 22:00. It's already 3-10 and I still can't get enough of going to bed so early!
• If it is right to leave your husband, then he will definitely return ... like a boomerang.
• Sitting up to your ears in shit, you won’t especially open your mouth.
• If a gentleman says to a lady "I understand you perfectly", he means "You are talking twice as much as necessary"!
• Look at the conductor like you've already paid the fare.
• If you collect certificates for the privatization of an apartment in the wrong order, you can accidentally issue a passport.
• Girls, feel free to eat bananas in a crowded place. Busting is only if you bite off two bananas alternately.