A large selection of New Year's riddles for children and adults

Happy holidays are loved by adults and children. But so that the party does not turn into a boring eating of goodies, you need to make an entertainment program. In between meals, guests will be able to participate in competitions, prove themselves in fun games. But the main thing is cool riddles for a feast! After outdoor games, invited friends and relatives will work with their brains with pleasure. After all, riddles are the best exercise for the mind.

A feast for the whole world

A family celebration is a grand event. You need to prepare carefully: think over the decor of the room, the menu and the entertainment program. Write down cool riddles for a feast with answers on a piece of paper. Prepare more tricky questions in case guests do not want to take part in competitions. But no one will refuse to move their brains! You can combine puzzles by topic: "animals", "food", "names", "objects". Or, on the contrary, ask them randomly to confuse the public.

adult company

If there are adults and children at the table, you need to prepare tasks for both groups. Kids will also be happy to think about the answers. Start with easy questions and gradually make them more difficult. Here are some cool riddles for adults.

Grain that has gone through fire, copper pipes and water (moonshine).

Why doesn't Santa Claus have a Snow Maiden? (he will get home on his own, but Santa Claus must be dragged by someone).

What is the name of the shadow from horseradish leaves? (shit).

Why do goats always have sad eyes? (because the husband is a goat).

How to catch a tiger in a cage? (tiger in stripes).

The women's handbag has everything except ... (order).

What is in Russian? ("The Tale of Igor's Campaign").

Such cool riddles for a feast will be appreciated by any company!

Talent

Give your guests a real show! If you have excellent hearing and voice, you can sing riddles to the rhythm of ditties. Prepare a Russian folk costume: a sundress and a kokoshnik or tie a scarf on your head. Appear in the room spectacularly, to the music, with hoots and screams. Those invited will be completely delighted with such a spectacle! Funny riddles for adults, sung by you, will be immediately solved.

One egg will boil in three minutes. How long does it take to boil three eggs? (3 minutes).

One corner was sawn off from a large square table. How many corners are left on the table now? (five).

Why do gorillas have such huge nostrils? (because her fingers are the same).

In a public place, this woman first rubs around you, and then demands money! Who is she? (conductor).

In the pouring rain, his hair does not get wet! Who is this? (bald man).

Such cool riddles for a feast will be appropriate at any event.

Rhyme

Children also do not mind thinking about difficult questions. Prepare entertainment for them too. Be sure to get small prizes, because the kids will be waiting for encouragement. Good for stationery, candy, small toys and souvenirs. You can arrange a match between two teams. Let the guys compete in ingenuity and ingenuity. Cool riddles for a feast in verse will fit well into the program. They must be read slowly and clearly so that the children can hear well.

So that my feet do not freeze in winter, to run along the road,

Both adults and small children wear ... (felt boots).

And dad will buy a fashionable daughter and wife ... (uggs).

The postman brings to our house, not a book or an album,

Everything that happened somewhere will tell us ... (newspaper).

I'm ugly in appearance, but not poisonous at all,

It looks like a needle bed, I'm forest and gray ... (hedgehog).

My girlfriend is a thread

We can sew everything in the world,

I am thin and prickly, my name is ... (needle).

It doesn't taste like water

It's always white as snow

Sold in the market, in a bag and in a bottle! (milk).

In the yards and here and there these beauties bloom,

Almost until the very frost, our eyes pamper ... (rose)!

He is pot-bellied, tasty, smooth,

And it grows in every garden

You can put it in a salad, you can pickle it in a barrel ... (cucumber).

Such cool puzzles for a feast in verse can be overcome by both kids and older children. Adults will definitely join them, because one has only to start giving the right answers and refrain from excitement and not shout out first is simply impossible!

We develop intelligence

Riddles are beneficial for people of all ages. If for the whole evening the guest could not give a single correct answer, he will definitely think about it! It is never too late to develop intelligence. Read more books, make time for your kids! Let them come up with tricky questions and ask them to you. You can introduce a new family tradition - an hour of riddles after dinner. This will benefit all family members. Write down funny puzzles for the feast and delight your loved ones and friends with them. So you can collect a "golden" collection that will have no analogues, as well as earn a reputation as a good organizer.

Arrange bright holidays and have fun from the heart!

1. A pear is hanging - you can’t eat it. Why?
(Boxers can fill their faces.)

2. All piz @ a, and one ride.
(Husband is on a business trip.)

3. Everyone rides, but one piz @ a.
(Husband got hit by a trolleybus.)

4. All piz @ a, no one riding.
(The trolley bus fell off the bridge.)

5. A boy and a girl in the grass were doing something on "E".
(Eat strawberries.)

6. How many Negroes does it take to bury a man?
(Five. Four carry the coffin, and the fifth goes in front with a tape recorder.)

7. About 40 million people do THIS at night. What it is?
(Internet)

8. Crawling down the hill, running up the hill.
(Snot.)

9. A woman stands on the floor, opening her hole.
(Stove.)

10. Get up, reach the sky.
(Rainbow.)

11. There is a board in the teeth, longing in the eyes.
(The peasant fell into a village push.)

12. What can not be eaten for breakfast?
(Dinner and supper.)

13. Without arms, without legs for a woman lope!
(Yoke.)

14. Jumps smartly and eats carrots?
(Bubka is on a diet.)

15. Who doesn't get their hair wet in the pouring rain?
(Bold.)

16. Not a rooster, but sings, not a grandfather, but a grandmother, who is this?
(Philip Kirkorov.)

17. One wheel, a thousand wings - what is it?
(Wheelbarrow with manure.)

18. What is it: a hard one is inserted into a soft one, and the balls dangle nearby?
(Earrings.)

19. Two women at the fence: one is glued, the other is sewn ... What should be done with them?
(Tear off the first, tear off the second.)

20. Red, long, 21?
(Tram.)

21. What is blue gold?
(Beloved wife got drunk.)

22. What is excited by Koch's wand?
(1. tuberculosis; 2. Koch's wife.)

23. What unites burnt bread, a drowned man and a pregnant woman?
(Didn't get it out...)

24. Two rings, two ends ...
(Very fancy New Russian.)

25. A dead man lies in the desert. Behind the shoulders is a bag, on the belt is a flask of water. For many kilometers around there is not a single living soul. What did the man die of and what was in his bag?
(The man died from hitting the ground, and in the bag is a parachute that did not open.)

26. What is the difference between a teacher and a pedophile?
(A pedophile truly loves children.)

27. The 12-storey building has an elevator. Only 2 people live on the ground floor, from floor to floor the number of residents doubles. Which button in the elevator of this house is pressed more often than others?
(Regardless of the distribution of residents by floors, button "1".)

28. With onions and eggs, but not a pie?
(Robin the Hood.)

29. Pinocchio, Malvina, an honest customs officer and a filthy cop are riding in a compartment. They play cards, there is a lot of money in the bank, the train enters the tunnel. After leaving the tunnel, the money disappeared. Who stole the money?
(The cop is filthy, because the first three do not exist in nature ...)

30. Where does the snowman come from?
(From ZIMBABwe.)

31. Which country is the most armed?
(Israel, ... everyone walks there with sawn-off shotguns.)

32. What is it - the color of lilac, sees back the same way as forward, and jumps higher than the bell tower?
(A white blind horse, because the lilac is white, and the bell tower does not jump at all.)

33. What is it: the eyes are afraid - the hands are doing.
(Sex on the phone.)

34. A small, yellow thing lies under the bed, it starts on "Z".
(Penny. Why on "Z"? Rolled up ...)

35. A three-letter word that any man is afraid of?
(More!)

36. What is: the kindest ghost in the world with a motor?
(Zaporozhets.)

37. A loves B, B loves C?
What to do A?
(Find another B.)

38. What is it: there is a head, there is no head, there is a head, there is no head?
(Lame behind the fence.)

39. They buried a prostitute, they wrote on the tombstone: "Now they will always be together." Who are they?
(Legs.)

40. How good it is for you and me, I am under you, and you are on me.
(Hedgehog carries an apple.)

Usually the New Year's holiday follows the same scenario every year. everyone is having fun, playing contests and games, singing New Year's songs and reciting poems. But sometimes you want to somehow diversify the holiday and give it a new life. For example, to make riddles for the guests for the new year 2017. Comic riddles with answers have already been written by our authors. Read, guess and arrange an unusual New Year's Eve with friends.

Riddles for adults in verse.
These riddles are tricky. And at first it seems that the answer lies on the surface and fits in rhyme. But you really need to think. Otherwise, you can say something that will cause laughter!

Hanging on a Christmas tree for beauty
New Year's…. (underpants balls)

Everyone is looking forward to it,
And just in the midst of fun,
Comes to visit us ... (hangover Santa Claus)

They burn on the tree like matches,
Multi-colored ... (garland eggs)

New Year is coming
The rooster calls everyone to the table,
But he got tired very quickly.
Shout to everyone ... (kar-kar-kar-kar ku-ka-re-ku)

Under the tree like partisans
Settled down ... (cockroaches gifts)

Around the Christmas tree for an encore,
They ask to dance ... (strip dance)

Put the letters together
Say the word aloud:
The letters are p, s, d, a ...
It turns out? (West)

Riddles in prose for logic, and to think:

1. There are people who believe in Santa Claus, and those who do not believe in Santa Claus. Is there another type of people? (Answer: Santa Claus himself)
2. You went to the forest for a Christmas tree, how many times do you need to turn right to automatically turn left? (answer: turn right three times, and then you turn left)
3. What is the name of the disease when you are afraid of Santa Claus? (Answer: Clausophobia)
4. What ends faster than a vacation? (answer: only vacation money)
5. What does the first half of a tangerine look like? (answer: for the other half of the tangerine)
6. If you take it in your hands and squeeze it hard, then after a few seconds it will become very hard (answer: snowball)
7. Are we really looking forward to it today? (answer: tomorrow)
8. Think of a word that consists of five letters and it contains only such letters: p, z, d, a (answer: west)
9. What's the difference between an elephant and a piano? (answer: you can lean against an elephant, but you cannot lean against a piano)
10. Is it true that a caged tiger was caught in the Congo Zoo? (answer: no, since all tigers are striped, not plaid)

As soon as it blew in winter, they are always with you.

Warm two sisters. Their name is ... (mittens)

The sun will come out - cry.

There is no sun - it will hide the tears. (Icicle)

Two birch horses carry me through the snow.

These horses are red, and their name is ... (Skiing)

Who's on New Year's Eve

To us, friends, will come today?

White-bearded and red-nosed.

Who is this? (Father Frost)

Santa's shoulder pad. (Bag)

Canvas for the arts of an invisible winter painter. (Window)

What is the difference between a sewing needle and a Christmas tree. (ear)

He does not lie down and does not order to sleep. (Freezing)

It came, crumbled, hung in tufts on the branches of oaks. (Winter)

Carnival trim. (Mask)

Heavenly snowman. (Cloud)

A place where the guys in the winter holidays collect a bountiful harvest of cones. (Slide)

Dispersed boys

In different closets.

Every boy is

Into your closet. (gloved fingers)

All my life they go in overtaking,

And they can't overtake each other. (Legs)

Five brothers are equal for years,

Only growth is different. (Fingers)

Doesn't burn in fire

Doesn't sink in water

And it doesn't rot in the ground. (Thought)

And the army, and the governor -

Dropped everyone. (Dream)

What can't a person live without? (No name)

Breathes, grows, but cannot walk. (Plant)

They beat me, they beat me,

They twist, they cut

And I endure everything

And I cry well. (Land)

Round, not a month,

Yellow, not oil

With a tail, but not a mouse. (Turnip)

The more they take from me

The more I get. (Pit)

In a small barn

Keep a hundred fires. (box of matches)

What can't you cut with an ax? (Smoke)

Without arms, without legs, and asks for a shirt. (Pillow)

And there is no language, but he will tell the truth. (Mirror)

He will be born in water, but he is afraid of water. (Salt)

I don’t know how to read, but I’ve been writing for a century. (Pen)

Yesterday was, today is

And tomorrow will be. (Time)

New Year's riddles-jokes for adults

1. Which clock shows the correct time 2 times a day? (Which stopped.)

2. Where does the water stand in a column? (In glass.)

3. What will happen to a red handkerchief if it is lowered for 5 minutes to the bottom of the sea? (It will be wet.)

4. What disease does no one get sick on land? (Nautical.)

5. When are hands a pronoun? (When they are you-we-you.)

6. What is under a person's feet when he walks across the bridge? (Shoe sole.)

7. Why do people often walk and never ride? (On the stairs.)

8. How far into the forest can a hare run? (Until the middle, then he already runs out of it.)

9. What will happen to the crow in 3 years? (She will go fourth.)

10. Under what tree does a hare hide when it rains? (Under wet.)

11. What living creature hides its teeth? (Snake.)

12. If a cat climbs a tree and wants to climb down a smooth trunk, how will it descend: head down or tail first? (Tail forward, otherwise it will not hold.)

13. Who is above us upside down? (Flies.)

14. What does half an apple look like? (For the second half.)

15. Where can you see a polar bear and a penguin on the same day? (In zoo.)

16. Is it possible to bring water in a sieve? (You can when it freezes.)

17. Three ostriches flew. One hunter killed. How many ostriches are left? (Ostriches don't fly.)

18. What bird consists of a letter and a river? (Oriole.)

19. Which snake is the easiest to spot? (Rattle.)

20. A talking crow crawls along the wires, and an electric current meets it. What will happen to the crow? (At first she will become withdrawn, and then she will stop talking altogether.)

21. That he hears everything and says nothing? (An ear.)

22. What will never fit in a pan? (Lid.)

23. What does a toad eat in winter? (Nothing, she sleeps in winter.)

24. What is an elephant without a trunk? (Chess.)

25. What is the most terrible river? (Tiger.)

26. Which month is the shortest? (May - three letters.)

27. Where is the end of the world? (Where the shadow begins.)

28. Can an ostrich call itself a bird? (No, because he can't speak.)

29. What can you easily lift from the ground, but not throw far? (Fluff.)

30. What kind of comb will not comb your head? (Petushin.)

31. What stands between the window and the door? (Letter "and".)

32. What can be cooked but not eaten? (Lessons.)

33. If five cats catch five mice in five minutes, how long does it take one cat to catch one mouse? (Five minutes.)

34. How many months in a year have 28 days? (All months.)

35. The dog was tied to a ten-meter rope, and walked three hundred meters. How did she do it? (The rope was not tied to anything.)

36. What can travel around the world, staying in the same corner? (Postage Stamp.)

37. How can a thrown egg fly three meters and not break? (You need to throw an egg four meters, then the first three it will fly by.)

38. A man was driving a big truck. The lights on the car were not on. There was also no moon. The woman began to cross the road in front of the car. How did the driver manage to see her? (It was a bright sunny day.)

39. Two people were playing checkers. Each played five games and won five times. Is it possible? (Both people were playing with other people.)

40. What can be bigger than an elephant and weightless at the same time? (Shadow of an elephant.)

41. What do all people on earth do at the same time? (Get older.)

42. What gets bigger when put upside down? (Number 6.)

43. How to jump from a ten-meter ladder and not hurt yourself? (You have to jump from the bottom step.)

44. Which hand is better to stir tea? (Tea is best stirred with a spoon.)

45. What question cannot be answered with “yes”? (Are you sleeping now?)

46. ​​What question cannot be answered with “no”? (You are alive?)

47. What has two arms, two wings, two tails, three heads, three bodies, and eight legs? (Rider holding a chicken.)