1000 riddles for adults. Funny riddles for the New Year for adults. With them, your New Year's feast will be fun.
Riddles for adults
With humor:)
1. There is a plaque in the teeth, longing in the eyes.
(The man fell into the village jolt.)
2. All piz @ a, and one ride.
(Husband on a business trip.)
3. All riding, but one piz @ a.
(The husband was run over by a trolley bus.)
4. All piz @ a, anyone riding.
(The trolleybus fell off the bridge.)
5. A boy and a girl in the grass were doing something on the "E".
(We ate strawberries.)
6. How many blacks does it take to bury a person?
(Five. Four carry the coffin, and the fifth is in front with a tape recorder.)
7. About 40 million people practice THIS at night. What it is?
(Internet.)
8. Crawling downhill, running uphill.
(Snot.)
9. A woman is standing on the floor, opening her hole.
(Stove.)
10. Get up, reach the sky.
(Rainbow.)
11. Hanging pear - you can not eat. Why?
(Boxers can stuff their faces.)
12. What cannot be eaten for breakfast?
(Lunch and dinner.)
13. No arms, no legs for a woman gallop!
(Rocker arm.)
14. Jumping dexterously and eating carrots?
(Bubka is on a diet.)
15. Who doesn't wet their hair in the pouring rain?
(Bold.)
16. Not a rooster, but singing, not a grandfather, but a grandmother, who is this?
(Philip Kirkorov.)
17. One wheel of a thousand wings - what is it?
(A wheelbarrow with manure.)
18. What is: hard is inserted into soft, and balls dangle nearby?
(Earrings.)
19. Two women at the fence: one glued, the other sewn ... What should be done with them?
(Rip off the first, rip off the second.)
20. Red, long, 21?
(Tram.)
21. What is blue gold?
(Beloved wife got drunk.)
22. What is excited by Koch's wand?
(1.tuberculosis; 2.Koch's wife.)
23. What do burnt bread, a drowned man and a pregnant woman have in common?
(Didn't have time to pull it out ...)
24. Two rings, two ends ...
(Very fancy New Russian.)
25. A dead man lies in the desert. There is a bag behind his shoulders, a flask with water on his belt. There is not a single living soul for many kilometers around. What did the person die from and what is in his bag?
(The man died from hitting the ground, and there was a parachute in the bag that did not open.)
26. What is the difference between a teacher and a pedophile?
(The pedophile really loves children.)
27. The 12-storey building has an elevator. Only 2 people live on the first floor, from floor to floor the number of residents doubles. What's the most pressing button in the elevator in this house?
(Regardless of the distribution of tenants by floor, button "1".)
28. With onions and eggs, but not a pie?
(Robin the Hood.)
29. Going to the compartment Buratino, Malvina, an honest customs officer and a filthy cop. They are playing cards, there is a lot of money in the bank, the train enters the tunnel. After leaving the tunnel, the money disappeared. Who stole the money?
(A nasty cop, because the first three do not exist in nature ...)
30. Where does the snow woman come from?
(From ZIMBABwe.)
31. Which country is the most armed?
(Israel, ... there everyone walks with sawn-off trimmings.)
32. What is it - the color of lilac, sees back as well as forward, and jumps above the bell tower?
(White blind horse, because lilacs are white, and the bell tower does not jump at all.)
33. What is it: the eyes are afraid - the hands are doing.
(Phone sex.)
34. A small, yellowish under the bed lies, on the "Z" begins.
(Penny. Why on "Z"? Rolled up ...)
35. A three-letter word that any man is afraid of?
(Yet!)
36. What is the kindest ghost with a motor in the world?
(Zaporozhets.)
37. Does A love B, B loves C?
What to do A?
(Find another B.)
38. What is it: there is a head, there is no head, there is a head, there is no head?
(Lame behind the fence.)
39. They buried the prostitute, wrote on the tombstone: "Now they will always be together." Who are they?
(Legs.)
40. How good it is for you and me, I am under you, and you are on me.
(The hedgehog carries an apple.)
41. What is it: flies and shines?
(Mosquito with a gold tooth.)
42. What is: 90/60/90?
(Speed with a traffic cop.)
43. Stop-log in case of emergency braking.
(Pillar.)
44. Earrings for simpletons.
(Noodles.)
45. The arithmetic mean between a bicycle and a motorcycle?
(Moped.)
46. Hangs on the wall, green and squeaks.
(Herring. Hanging on the wall because I hung it there, green because I painted it, and squeaks so that no one would guess.)
47. Comes out of the water, eight boobs, three n @ # dy
(Eight-point trip @ # dec.)
48. Does it dangle between your legs, stink and yell?
(Motorbike.)
49. What does a woman have on her body,
on a Jew's mind
used in hockey
and on the chessboard?
(Combination.)
50. To what question will no one ever answer "yes"?
(Sleeping on the question: "Are you sleeping?")
51. How can you walk while sitting?
(In the toilet - on the toilet.)
52. With scales - but not a fish, with p # $ doy - but not a woman, with wings - but not a bird.
(Scaly n # $ covered.)
53. When is a person in a room without a head?
(When he pokes her out of the window onto the street.)
54. Which three-letter word is now most often written on the walls of toilets in schools and universities?
(You yourself X # @! The correct answer is WWW!)
55. Which social group has critical days twice a year?
(Students.)
56. When the goat is seven years old, what happens next?
(Eighth will go.)
57. Water is all around, and law is in the middle. What it is?
(The prosecutor bathes.)
58. Can a man marry his widow's sister?
(No.)
59. Why is a hat worn?
(Because she doesn't walk herself.)
60. Small, yellowish, picking in the ground.
(The Vietnamese is looking for a mine.)
61. A small, yellowish one tumbles in the sky.
(Found!!!)
62. Why do you go to bed when you want to sleep?
(By floor.)
63. Can an ostrich call itself a bird?
(No, he can't talk.)
64. What should be done to keep four guys in one boot?
(Remove one boot from each.)
65. He left his grandfather, and left his grandmother ...
(Sex.)
66. What is it: the power lies, but the water runs?
(The deputy is given an enema.)
67. What is - green, press the button - red?
(A frog in a blender.)
68. Cross-eyed, small, in a white fur coat, in felt boots?
(Chukotka Santa Claus.)
69. What is gold coins falling from a branch?
(A common sight in the land of fools.)
70. What kind of blacksmiths are forging in the forest?
(And x # d knows him!)
71. Dry-wedge, wet-pancake?
(Wet wedge, damn it!)
72. The goose barked all over Russia.
(Swan.)
73. What is: two abdomens, four ears?
(Cat's wedding.)
74. Wrinkled Titus amuses the whole village.
(Lack of youth in the countryside.)
75. How many eggs can a woman hold in one hand?
(Both.)
76. Why is it warm for women in stockings in winter, and cold for men in jeans?
(Because men have a heater x @ # yy, and women have n [email protected] date.)
77. What can be dumped from a naked secretary?
(The naked boss.)
78. What is it: walking on the wall and playing?
(A fly with a player in its ears.)
79. When a woman lifts her leg, what do you see? Five letters, begins with P, ends with A.
(Heel.)
80. How fast should a dog run so as not to hear the ringing of a frying pan tied to its tail?
(The dog must stand. This problem in the company is immediately revealed by physics: the physicist replies that it needs to run at supersonic speed.)
81. There is a bald hedgehog - how old is he?
(18 - he is taken into the army.)
82. I take in two hands,
I shove between my legs,
I sweat for five minutes
and then bastard.
(Exercise bike.)
83. Why are you looking at me, take off your clothes, I'm yours.
(Bed.)
(Option: Hanger.)
84. The hairy head flies deftly over the cheek.
(Toothbrush.)
85. Around is black, in the middle is red.
(Редиска в заднице у негра.)
86. Around it is black, in the middle it is white.
(Radish in the same place, only bitten.)
87. The letter X is called, P. will see rises.
(The trunk takes food.)
88. With claws, not a bird, flies and swears.
(Electrician.)
89. Either hanging or standing now cold or hot.
(Shower.)
90. You remember him a little, it will be hard like a potato.
(Snowball.)
91. A small, grayish one looks like an elephant.
(Baby elephant.)
92. What is it: sitting on the ceiling, gnawing at a light bulb?
(Ceiling lamp gnaw.)
93. Who is: six wings, seven x # s?
(Six-winged seven ...)
94. One hundred clothes and all without fasteners.
(Bum.)
95. The hunter walked past the clock tower. He took out his gun and fired. Where did he go?
(To the police.)
96. In autumn it nourishes, in winter it warms, in spring it cheers, in summer it cools.
(Vodka.)
97. Where does the chicken go when crossing the road?
(On the other side of the road.)
98. A boy fell from 4 steps and broke his leg. How many legs will a boy break if he falls off 40 steps?
(Just one, because the second one is already broken.)
99. What is it: a little bald man running through the forest?
(Hedgehog. Why bald? Escaped from Chernobyl.)
100. Does not bark, does not bite, but does not let me into the house.
(The wife will not let the drunken husband.)
101. What kind of dishes can you not eat anything from?
(From empty.)
102. Four brothers stand under one roof.
(Mafia.)
103. Who is this - a little one, lives in the earth, begins on "U"?
(Little worm.)
104. White, not sugar. Cold, not ice.
(Dead body.)
105. What word always sounds wrong?
(The word "is wrong".)
106. Ivashka stands on one leg.
(Disabled person.)
107. Why does pop buy a hat?
(Because they don’t give for nothing.)
108. Under what tree does the hare sit when it rains?
(Under wet.)
109. What do money and a coffin have in common?
(Both are first hammered in and then lowered.)
110. Two ends, two rings, and studs in the middle.
(Victim of a maniac.)
111. What wheel does not spin when turning right?
(Spare.)
112. What is: small, black, breaks against the glass?
(The baby is in the oven.)
113. How many babies can fit in a double stroller?
(And this, depending on how you chop ...)
114. What is it: hanging on the wall and crying?
(Climber.)
115. Red head - works deftly.
(Woodpecker.)
116. What is: first white, then vzh-zhik, and red?
(The neighbor's poodle is in the mixer.)
117. No windows, no doors, but a Jew sits inside? What is it?
(Sarah is pregnant.)
118. What is: small, green, standing on the panel?
(A prostitute from another planet.)
119. Hangs on a rope, called "Z".
(Zoya Kosmodemyanskaya.)
120. Who will get to the refrigerator faster - a mouse or an elephant?
(Mouse. She will come by bike.)
121. How do you know if there is a mouse in the refrigerator without opening it?
(There must be a bicycle near the refrigerator.)
122. What is: green, bald and jumping?
(Soldier at the disco.)
123. What is it: blue, big, with a mustache and completely stuffed with hares?
(Trolleybus.)
124. Hair, hair ... and sausage in the middle.
(Corn.)
125. Three turtles are crawling along the plane.
One says: there are no turtles in front of me, and two are crawling behind me.
Another says: there is one turtle in front of me and one behind me.
The remaining one says: two turtles are crawling in front of me and two behind me.
Question: In what case can this be?
(Answer: In case the third turtle is pi $ # it.)
126. Small, yellowish, the door opens with itself.
(Bruce Lee.)
127. What is the difference between a young bachelor and an old one?
(A young bachelor tidies up his house to invite a woman, and an old one invites a woman into the house to tidy up.)
128. Winter, forest, everything is covered with snow. A crushed penis lies on a large icy stump. What is it?
(Winter has come to the end.)
129. Little wrinkled, is in every woman.
(Zest.)
130. How many peas can fit in one glass?
(Not at all, because peas do not go.)
131. A hedgehog runs across the lawn - drags along, laughs. Why is he laughing?
(Because the weed tickles pussy.)
132. A hedgehog runs across the lawn - crying. Why crying?
(They cut the grass.)
133. Two nails fell into the water. What is the surname of the Georgian?
(Rusted.)
134. A hippo was flying across the sky, and a hunter with a gun ran after him on the ground. The hunter fired, and the hippo fell on him. Who is still alive?
(Elephant because he flew out later.)
135. How many programmers does it take to turn a light bulb?
(None. This is a hardware problem, programmers don't solve it.)
136. Name a word with 40 vowels.
(Forty (forty "A").)
137. There is one in the sky,
There is no land in the land,
And the woman has two of them.
(Letter B.)
138. How do day and night end?
(With a soft sign.)
139. We guys are daring, we climb into the cracks of the genitals.
(Cockroaches.)
140. What is it: hangs on the wall and smells?
(Clock: the cuckoo died in it.)
141. What is - small, white blood sucks?
(Tampon.)
142. What is it - sitting on a tree, black and croaking? On the letter Sh.
(Crow. Why Sh? Because she pretended to be a hose.)
143. What is - small, white, flies and buzzes? On the letter B.
(Fly. Why B? Because the blonde.)
144. Quietly approached from behind,
He stuck it in twice and went.
(Slippers.)
145. Hair on hair, body on body - a dark matter begins.
(The eye closes.)
146. What is 100 x% s and one rope?
(Barge Haulers on the Volga.)
147. What is 100 ropes and one x% th?
(Parachutist.)
148. What is 100x% s and 100 ropes?
(Barge haulers on parachutes.)
149. What is it:
Running on the ceiling, sucking lamps?
(Ceiling lamp sucker.)
150. Hangs - dangles, called three letters. In the middle of the "U".
(Shower.)
151. What is:
Two ends, two rings?
(Gay wedding.)
152. Why did Lenin walk in boots and Stalin in boots?
(On the ground.)
153. Why don't elephants fly?
(Through the air.)
154. How does a person differ from a steam locomotive?
(The locomotive first whistles, then starts, and the person first starts, and then walks and whistles.)
155. Above is black, inside is red.
As you put it in, it's so beautiful.
(Galoshes.)
156. It consists of three letters,
The "X" begins,
When it's worth it,
When he finishes, he bows.
(Chorus.)
157. What a fellow
dripping from the end in the morning?
(Samovar.)
(Option: Water tap.)
158. Who is:
He himself does not shoot and does not give to others?
(Alexander Matrosov.)
159. A hanging pear - you can't eat it.
(Someone else's pear.)
(Option: Aunt Grunya hanged herself.)
160. Two turtles (male and female) walk in love along the coast, holding each other by the paws. An hour later, only the male comes back. Where is the female?
(She stayed there - he forgot to turn her over.)
161. Two men are on opposite sides of the earth. One walks on a tightrope over a cliff, and the other is given a blowjob by a 70-year-old woman. Both men have the same idea. Which?
(Don't look down.)
162. Creeps, crawls - he will eat the stone. Crawling again, crawling - he will eat the stone.
What it is?
(Stonefoot.)
163. Creeps, crawls - he will eat the tree. Crawling again, crawling - he will eat the tree.
What it is?
(Stonefoot. He eats trees.)
164. In a dark room, on a white sheet - two hours of pleasure.
(Film show.)
165. What does Adam have in front and Eve has in the back?
(The letter a".)
166. Why do girls go red in Paris?
(On the ground.)
167. Two backs, one head, six legs. What it is?
(The man on the chair.)
168. How does the first floor differ from the ninth?
(From the first floor you will fall: "Boo! - Aa!" And from the ninth "Aa! - Boo!")
169. The very scarlet sugar, green velvet caftan.
(Negative on color film, depicting the "new Russian".)
170. Back and forth:
It is pleasant for you and me.
(Swing.)
171. A multi-colored rocker hung over the river.
(A sign of incipient madness.)
172. What is the difference between a tractor and a tomato?
(The tomato is red, and in the tractor the door opens outward.)
173. What is it:
sitting on the window, speaking French?
(Frenchman.)
174. The more there are, the less weight. What is it?
(Holes.)
175. How does a horse differ from a needle?
(First you sit on a needle, then you jump, and first you jump on a horse, then you sit down.)
Good riddles are pleasant to guess and interesting to guess. It develops thinking, logic and broadens the horizons. The whole family can have an interesting evening with friends by organizing a quiz.
Interesting trick riddles with answers
When a question hides a subtext that is not immediately discernible, it becomes doubly complex. When they go into reasoning about a question, they sometimes forget about the condition. And here every little thing is important. Otherwise, the answer will be incorrect. The most complex riddles with a lot of data and numbers are built on this principle, but the answer lies on the surface, and even a child can give the correct answer.
Interesting riddles with answers:
- You are the pilot of an airplane flying from Paris to Amsterdam with two transfers in Berlin. What is the name of the pilot?
/ The condition says that you are flying the plane. So the surname is also yours. /
- The lights were turned off throughout the house. But in the closet there is a gas stove, there is also a kerosene lamp and a candle. There is only one match left in the matchbox. What will you light up first?
/ A match should be struck first. /
- A bus was driving along a country road in a heavy rain. All passengers fell asleep, only one driver was awake. What was his name and what was the route number?
/ In such a downpour, the numbers are not distinguishable. And the driver is Anatoly. /
- An exam is being held at the military communications school. There is silence in the audience, only occasionally the teacher knocks on the table with a pencil. The cadet takes the ticket and sits down at the table. A minute later, he silently comes up with a record book, and the teacher, without asking a single question, gives him “excellent”. The happy student leaves. Why?
/ The teacher tested both the knowledge and vigilance of the students. To do this, he, using Morse code, tapped out: "Whoever comes up to me now, will receive" excellent. " The student reacted correctly out of all. /
Sometimes a riddle is like a small problem: there is a condition, there is a question. Perhaps it will be difficult for kids. It is necessary to keep in mind the condition in order to guess. And the horizon is still small. But for children of primary school age, interesting logic riddles with answers will be useful:
- What cup is impossible to drink from?
/ From empty. /
- What shrubbery will the hare hide under during the rain?
/ All bushes and trees are wet when it rains. The hare will hide under a wet bush. /
- Two absolutely identical people go towards each other. Which one will greet the other first?
/ The one who is more polite. /
- The weight of a full barrel of water is 100 kilograms. What should be done to change her weight by 10 kilograms?
/ Make a hole in it. /
- What are they holding back without touching them with their hands?
/ This is one's own breath. /
- The electric train moves in a downwind direction. Where is the smoke directed?
/ It has no smoke, no firebox in other train designs. /
- Polar bears are known to be predators. Nevertheless, they eat the seal, but not the penguin. Why?
/ They just don't meet, penguins don't live in the North. /
- When is the sky lower than the earth?
/ When it is reflected in a puddle. /
- As huge as the saucepan is, there is something that will never fit in it. What is it?
/ The lid of the pot is always made a little larger. /
- It is in the room, but in it is the room itself. What is this?
/Mirror./
Short logic puzzles
The so-called tasks in which it is required to draw up a logical sequence of reasoning. She will lead to the answer. Here, too, attentiveness to the condition is the key to the correct decision. Here are some interesting logic puzzles with answers:
- A person cannot sleep for seven days. Nevertheless, he found a way out. Which?
/ He decided that he would sleep at night - after all, this cannot be done only during the day. /
- One farmer was returning home from the field. Suddenly a strong wind blew and a downpour began. The farmer had nothing to protect himself with, and he came home completely wet. But it turned out that not a single hair on his head got wet! How did he achieve this?
/ The farmer was bald. /
- One physics teacher clearly demonstrated the laws of nature. He could briefly set the closed jar on the table so that most of it hung over the floor. True, then the bank still fell. What is the secret of physics?
/ He first frozen water in a jar, placing it horizontally. Water was about one third of the can. When he placed it vertically on the table, the ice column was always on the table, and the empty part was above the floor. When the ice started to melt, the weight was distributed all over the bottom and the jar fell. /
Funny riddles
Brainstorming can be tiring. Therefore, we alternate difficult tasks with funny questions. The main thing in them is the smile of the listener. Interesting riddles with answers:
- There is a word that is always mispronounced. What is this word?
/ This word is "incorrect" ./
- He has two horns, but it is not a bull, he has legs, but no hooves, he flies - howls loudly, lands - digs the ground.
And here is a chain of funny riddles that will amuse both children and adults:
- How to put a giraffe in the refrigerator for one-two-three?
/1. We open. 2. We put a giraffe in there. 3. Close. / - How to put an elephant in the refrigerator for one-two-three-four?
/1. We open. 2. We throw away the giraffe. 3. We put on an elephant. 4. Close. / - Leo ordered everyone to come to the meeting. One didn’t come. Who? / This is an elephant, he sits in the refrigerator. /
- How to get across a river full of crocodiles? / Quickly, until the crocodiles returned from the meeting. /
For adults
Some large commercial corporations use logical problems in the selection of employees. When not intelligence is needed, but the ability to make non-standard decisions. Parents and older students will love these questions, which will have to be carefully considered. There is something to puzzle over here. Interesting riddles for adults with answers:
- The prisoner is given a chance of release, provided that he correctly decides his fate. Otherwise, he will be executed. He is placed in front of two doors, which are guarded by two guards. It is known that one always speaks the truth, and the other - every other time. The prisoner has the right to ask two questions only to one, but he does not know who is which of the guards. He was able to solve the problem and freed himself. How did he do it?
/1. Are you sly? 2. Is this door to freedom? /
- Mr. Jones called the police and said that Mr. Wills was threatening to kill him. He insisted that someone be sent to him immediately. The detective who arrived at the scene found Jones' body. Turning on Jones' recorder, he heard: “Wills will kill me. He's already here. It is useless to hide. This entry will become the basis for his arrest. " The detective realized that this was a false trail. The true culprit was discovered later. Why wasn't Wills arrested?
/ The rewound tape of the tape recorder spoke of fabricated evidence against Wills. If he saw Jones talking into the recorder, he would destroy the recording. /
For kids
- Why are you going to sleep on the bed?
/ By gender. /
- What happens to a red scarf if it is lowered into a river?
/ Wet ./
- Write the word "mousetrap" using five letters.
- That a sheep has one, a sparrow has two, and a mouse has none?
/ The letter "o" ./
- Name the canvas from which nothing can be sewn.
/Zheleznodorozhnoe./
- Name the forests in which no one lives.
/Construction./
- Name a wheel of a car that does not rotate while driving.
/ Spare./
- Name five days in a row without naming numbers.
/ The day after tomorrow, tomorrow, today, yesterday, the day before yesterday. /
- What is the first female pilot?
/ Baba-Yaga./
- Which comb is not suitable for hairstyles?
/ Cock. /
- How is water carried in a sieve?
/ In the form of ice. /
For the whole family
Both adults and children read stories about Sherlock Holmes with interest. I immediately want to apply his deductive method, and then say to my best friend: "Elementary, Watson!" And if there were cell phones in his time, it would be quite simple. For you - interesting riddles with answers, where the famous detective appears.
- Once, while walking around London, Sherlock Holmes noticed a woman lying on the ground. Unfortunately, she was dead. Holmes took a phone out of her purse and found her husband's number there. Calling him, he said: “Your wife is dead. Come urgently. " When he arrived, the police were already waiting for him. Holmes pointed to him as a criminal. Why?
/ Holmes did not name the street where he found the body. /
And here is a puzzle about the inhabitants of a remote Russian hinterland:
- An orphan girl lived on the farm. She had 3 cats, 3 dogs, 3 parrots and 2 hamsters. The hamsters had babies, 7 pieces. I needed to buy food for these animals. The road went to the store first in the field, then in the forest, then again in the field, then again in the forest, then again in the field. But it turned out that the food was not delivered. She had to go to another store: field, forest, field, forest, field, forest. It was an unfamiliar forest, and the girl fell into a well-camouflaged hole. Then she heard that she was given a condition: if she got out of the hole, her mother would die. If she stays in the pit, her dad will die. How should she be?
/ Get out of the pit, because everyone died long ago. /
Having looked through all these interesting riddles with answers, you can deduce the principles by which they are composed, and try to please loved ones with new options about Sherlock Holmes or intricate puzzles in which the main thing is to remember the condition well.
Adult funny riddles about Birthday will help you escape from sad thoughts, and tune in to a solemn mood in the best possible way. Show all your creativity!
A whole sea of positive
- A sleeping 30-year-old birthday boy must be covered with a blanket. What do they do with a sleeping 20-year-old birthday boy (draw a mustache with a marker)?
- What does a gin lover add to avoid getting drunk on the birthday (tonic)?
- That those who were born in winter fail all their lives (to fry a kebab for their birthday)?
Planning your own birthday party? Then you will definitely not mind difficult riddles for adults for your birthday.
Funny riddles for an adult's birthday with answers will help out if something goes wrong at the holiday. At the same time, you can test the ingenuity of your own comrades.
- It dwells on the walls, and peels off the wallpaper (everything is simple: the wall wallpaper is peeled off).
- Is it possible to turn left while turning right (yes, you need to turn right 3 times)?
- The most educated plant according to the version of not very educated people (horseradish who knows everything).
Give yourself the opportunity to have fun at your party, or at a friend's party. Don't limit yourself - choose birthday joke riddles with answers.
- Given: The newly elected deputies sat in office for 3 days. What is the name of the Georgian (Insolent).
- Vasily, Ivan and Rodion were caught in the pouring rain. Vasily wet his hair, Ivan wet his hair, but Rodion did not wet it. Why (because Rodion is bald).
- Suppose you saw a little green man on the street. Your actions (go to the other side of the road).
The most unexpected decisions
If your party is in full swing, then in no case should you let it fade away. To do this, arm yourself with funny birthday riddles with answers for teens.
- Every locksmith has a brother Vitya. But Viti has no brothers at all. How did it happen (the locksmiths were female)?
- The next word is constantly spelled "wrong" (the word "wrong").
- You saw a duck crossing the road. How to determine where he is going (he is definitely going to the other side of the road)?
Comic adult birthday riddles with answers are definitely not for children's ears. But they will amuse the adults themselves in full!
The first entertainment that should be at the holiday of a self-respecting person is of an intellectual nature. Yes, these are birthday riddles with a trick ...
- Why did Alina suddenly take offense at Arina for not congratulating her on her birthday a year ago (because this year Arina did not congratulate Alina either)?
- Two friends celebrated the birthday of one of them with mulled wine right in the middle of the street. Policemen were passing by, and did not react in any way to what was happening. Why (because mulled wine was non-alcoholic)?
Funny birthday riddles with answers are designed to unite literally all guests. You will not even notice how strongly all your comrades will rally!
Need more fun
You don't need to look for the right entertainment for a long time: all this is already in complex funny birthday riddles with answers.
- Bald trees, seas without fish, flat mountains, but not the apocalypse. What is it (the most common map or globe)?
- Three little hares were sitting at the edge of the forest. Suddenly a wolf came running and caught one of them. What did he do with the others (didn't catch up)?
Riddles-contests for the birthday with a trick will not give boredom any chance. The main thing is to start!
The really successful puzzles are the ones that are fun and actually a little weird. Yes, we're talking about short funny birthday riddles.
- Why would you get kicked out if you were back in school (out the door)?
- What is the unit of measurement expressed in two notes (mi-la).
Dances and feasts are necessary, but rather banal activities, which, of course, will surprise no one. And in order to get to the point, you need to amaze with intelligent puzzles! Choose only the most unusual and funny riddles!
Different types of puzzles for adults will help you develop memory and intelligence - logic problems, difficult, funny or tricky questions, a variety of intellectual math games.
Logic games and puzzles for adults
To solve a variety of logical puzzles, a high level of education is not required, starting to solve them is a useful activity for absolutely everyone.
Riddles for adults
This type of task will allow you to immediately check the correctness of the solution you have found. Why are these short riddles good? You can thematically, according to the answers, make a selection for a certain holiday or feast in order to entertain guests. Trick riddles, tasks that will make your friends laugh, or math tasks will work well, depending on who you invite.
With a trick
In tricky tasks, the question itself often looks illogical at first glance, for example: what language is spoken in silence? When the answer is announced, the first reaction of a person manifests itself as disagreement with him. At first glance, the question and the chosen answer are connected in an unusual way and with double overtones. But after thinking a little, you cannot but agree that such a daring decision is correct and very logical (answer: in sign language).
Funny
It is a pleasure to play solving funny riddles. While your guests will express their answers to tricky questions, the whole company is guaranteed to be shaken by explosions of laughter.
Mathematical
In such riddles, you need to guess the given figure, or calculate the result, relying not so much on arithmetic as on ingenuity. An answer that looks obvious and seems to lie on the surface is often wrong.
Mind games
Logic problems for adults are multi-step combinations for training thinking. To solve them correctly, you need to think through the actions several steps ahead. Such tasks are relatively difficult, often they are in the form of original pictures, where you need to rearrange or add some elements.
What do burnt bread, a drowned man and a pregnant woman have in common?
ANSWER: Didn't have time to pull out ...
What is: Two ends, two rings?
ANSWER: Gay wedding.
Which fellow is dripping from the end in the morning?
ANSWER: Samovar.
Can a mother-in-law be killed with cotton wool?
ANSWER: Yes, if you wrap an iron in it.
What is a happy ending?
ANSWER: Member after sex.
Who is: He does not shoot himself and does not give to others?
ANSWER: Alexander Matrosov.
In a dark room, on a white sheet, two hours of pleasure.
ANSWER: Film show.
What is Adam in the front and Eve in the back?
ANSWER: The letter "A".
Back and forth: You and me are pleased.
ANSWER: Swing.
A boy and a girl in the grass were doing something on the "E".
ANSWER: We ate strawberries.
About 40 million people do THIS at night. What it is?
ANSWER: Internet.
A woman is standing on the floor, opening her hole.
ANSWER: Stove.
There is a plaque in the teeth, longing in the eyes.
ANSWER: The man fell into the village jolt.
No arms, no legs for a woman gallop!
ANSWER: Rocker arm.
Jumping dexterously and eating carrots?
ANSWER: Bubka is on a diet.
Not a rooster, but singing, not a grandfather, but a grandmother, who is this?
ANSWER: Philip Kirkorov.
One wheel of a thousand wings - what is it?
ANSWER: A wheelbarrow with manure.
What is: the hard is inserted into the soft, and the balls dangle nearby?
ANSWER: Earrings.
What is excited by Koch's wand?
ANSWER: 1. tuberculosis; 2.Koch's wife.
Two rings, two ends ...
ANSWER: Very sophisticated New Russian.
What does a woman have on her body, a Jew in her mind, is used in hockey and on a chessboard?
ANSWER: Combination.
How can you walk while sitting?
ANSWER: In the toilet - on the toilet.
He left his grandfather, and left his grandmother ...
ANSWER: Sex.
Wrinkled Titus amuses the whole village.
ANSWER: Lack of youth in the countryside.
How many eggs can a woman hold in one hand?
ANSWER: Both.
What can be dumped from a naked secretary?
ANSWER: The naked chief.
I take it in two hands, stick it between my legs, sweat for five minutes, and then bastard.
ANSWER: Exercise bike.
The hairy head flies deftly over the cheek.
ANSWER: Toothbrush.
Black around, red in the middle.
ANSWER: Radish in the ass of the negro.
With claws, not a bird, flies and swears.
ANSWER: Electrician.
Now hanging, then standing, then cold, then hot.
ANSWER: Shower.
Four brothers stand under one roof.
ANSWER: Mafia.
White, not sugar. Cold, not ice.
ANSWER: Corpse.
What is: small, black, breaks against glass?
ANSWER: The baby is in the oven.
How many babies will fit in a double stroller?
ANSWER: And this, depending on how you chop ...
Red head - works deftly.
ANSWER: Woodpecker.
No windows, no doors, but a Jew sits inside? What is it?
ANSWER: Sarah is pregnant.
Hair, hair ... and sausage in the middle.
ANSWER: Corn.
A little wrinkled, there is in every woman.
ANSWER: Zest.
With onions and eggs, but not a pie?
ANSWER: Robin Hood.
Which country is the most armed?
ANSWER: Israel - there everyone walks with sawn-off trimmings.
What is: the eyes are afraid - the hands are doing.
ANSWER: Phone sex.
A three-letter word that every man is afraid of?
ANSWER: More!
Does it dangle, stink and yell between your legs?
ANSWER: Motorcycle.
There is one in the sky, In the ground there is no, And the woman has two of them.
ANSWER: Letter B.
We guys are daring, we climb into the cracks of the genitals.
ANSWER: Cockroaches.
What is - small, white blood sucks?
ANSWER: Tampon.
He quietly approached from behind, stuck it in twice and went.
ANSWER: Slippers.
Hair on hair, body on body - a dark matter begins.
ANSWER: The eye closes.
Why do you need an orgasm?
ANSWER: In order not to wear out to death.
What is 60-90-60?
ANSWER: This is a pregnant eleven-year-old girl.
Grain that has gone through fire, water and copper pipes.
ANSWER: Moonshine
Klyuznik, writer of anonymous letters.
ANSWER: Masturbator
The new name of the American president's favorite musical instrument.
ANSWER: Sexophone
What do a diver and a cook have in common?
ANSWER: Both of them have to dip their eggs into the water from time to time.
What do money and a coffin have in common?
ANSWER: Both are first hammered in and then lowered.
Why do women scratch their eyes in the morning?
ANSWER: Because they have no eggs