Contests for seeing off a woman's retirement are cool. Retirement Celebration

15.07.2019

Seeing off retirement is organized in a festively decorated hall. The guests sit at the laid tables, the hostess of the holiday is at the head of the table or in the center, next to her is her husband or the “main man in her life”. Nearby you can install a serving table, on which it will be convenient to put gifts, certificates, awards, postcards.

Scenario of the evening celebrating the retirement of a woman

The presenter is provided with information about the kindergarten, school, college, technical school, institute where the hero of the day studied, a list of enterprises and positions where she worked, in chronological order. Props:

Comic diploma for a unique contribution to the "life" of the team (regularly watered the ficus in the office, baked unsurpassed cookies for tea, etc.).
Comic "Certificate of Quality" of the hero of the day.
"Gold" medals (from foil or a round chocolate bar in a golden wrapper) for winning competitions.
Postcards and pens.

The drink list includes champagne.

Leading Each person from the moment of his birth is born many more times:

at the age of seven, a schoolboy is born on September 1; then came the days of appearance:

Octobrist;

pioneer

Komsomol member;

applicant;

student

trainee;

groom or bride;

young mothers and fathers;

graduate theorist;

young specialist-practitioner;

experienced worker;

Grandmothers and grandfathers;

pensioner.

There are always close people next to everyone who help to move to a new stage and, as it were, pass it on to the future period of life. Our “Maria Ivanovna” has compiled a much larger list, which we need to consider and approve today at this glorious meeting. Like every serious meeting, I propose to hold ours according to the rules I read out, not to miss a single stage known to us, to announce all the circumstances loudly, raising filled glasses. To confirm the veracity of the words of the speakers, I propose to approve the commission transferring his faithful colleague, and the commission accepting his beloved wife, mother, grandmother into an already full and unconditional family membership. I propose to appoint “Ivan Ivanovich” as the head of the admissions committee, the faithful companion of the hostess for N___ (years of marriage) years. Since today we are sending Maria Ivanovna to a new life, let us take as a model the beginning of the journey sending a new ship on its first voyage and open our holiday with champagne. I propose to announce the beginning of the meeting with a festive salute of opening champagne and fill the glasses.

The first word for proclaiming a toast to the birth of a new pensioner is given to "Peter Petrovich" - the immediate superior of our Maria Ivanovna.

The boss speaks in his own words. Leading To make it easier for the members of our "admission committee" to assess what treasure they are accepting, and for the chairman of the "transferring committee" to prepare for the presentation, let's give the floor to a faithful school friend, let her tell about a cheerful, smart girl who came to school No. _ (number of years) ago .

School years - a long time, Satchels, pigtails, a fun lesson, Less often - an exam, assessment, diary, The years have rushed by - the call is not forgotten.

A school friend speaks in her own words. Leading Now everyone can see what our Maria Ivanovna looked like in those years. The granddaughter (name), who is surprisingly similar to her, but lives surrounded by modern iPods and iPads, will share her school experience.

Lessons to do everything is more boring in notebooks, Textbooks are too lazy to carry with you, There is Internet in your smartphone to instantly Find answers on the most difficult day.

Leading But our Maria Ivanovna was not only busy with homework, she learned to sew (knit, embroider) in a school circle, and today's wonderful dress (suit) is sewn according to her sketches. In addition, she did not miss discos, and she loves to dance.

So that everyone can better see the wonderful outfit of the hostess, Ivan Ivanovich, invite Maria Ivanovna to today's first dance, and the guests will support you.

Leading The school years passed quickly, but the student years rushed even faster. Choosing a profession was not easy, our hero of the occasion has so many interesting hobbies! Now our hostess will tell how she chose (the name of the educational institution), and friends from the student bench will confirm and supplement her words (suddenly something has already been forgotten). The word is given to friends. Leading The teachers prepared a wonderful young specialist, which Maria Ivanovna came to (the first job). Our hostess does not have the ability and strength, therefore, already after (number of years) she received the first promotion (qualification or position - what entry in the work book). The excursion in those years will be conducted by an old friend and for many years - a colleague (full name). A word - to the first colleagues and friends at work. Leading Work is an important part of Maria Ivanovna's life, but not the only one, her husband (Ivan Ivanovich) will now confirm this. He will tell how he lived in those years with a young wife, a young specialist and a young mother of their first child. Husband speaks in his own words. Leading All the difficulties of youth are remembered with warmth when you see the joyful expression on the faces of friends and colleagues gathered in this hall, and the happy smiles of relatives - husband, children, grandchildren. Therefore, we can move on to the present day and continue the work of our "transmitting and receiving commissions." To announce the full characteristics of our hostess and present her with a certificate of honor, the floor is given to the most experienced connoisseur of the hero of the day - the head of Maria Ivanovna with (number of years of joint work) -years of experience, Petr Petrovich. Leader speaks in his own words. Leading A friendly team does not want to lag behind its leader either. To draw up a collective image of our Maria Ivanovna, the floor is given to the representative of the trade union committee. The representative of the trade union committee speaks in his own words.

Presentation of the certificate to the hero of the occasion

Leading To confirm all of the above orally, the management of the company (company name) provides an appropriate quality certificate. For the announcement and transfer of the document to the receiving party, the floor is given to a colleague, a representative of the consumer protection bureau (full name). Quality certificate issued to Maria Ivanovna, confirming the possession of:

high professionalism;

unfading beauty;

inexhaustible diligence;

inexhaustible optimism;

inexhaustible kindness and readiness to come to the rescue in any situation.

The validity period is unlimited. The certificate is awarded to the chairman of the host party - the husband. Leading All of the above repeatedly confirms what a wonderful student our hostess is, but she will have to learn how to live in retirement and “retire”! Her friend (full name), a pensioner with (number of years in retirement) years of experience, will share her experience. A retired friend speaks in her own words.

Leading What a wonderful woman and master of her craft the team conveys (the name of the company in which the hero of the occasion worked), everyone has already heard, and her husband Ivan Ivanovich received the appropriate certificate, but what kind of meeting they prepared for her at home, the daughter (son) (name) will tell.

Our mother does not know how to mess around, Such a thought never visits her, The beds have been waiting - it will only get warmer, And the cottage will only let go sometimes.

There is already a plan for rearranging the room, And teaching the granddaughter how to crochet, She won't be bored, and in the family staff Will find the position where she will spin like a top.

Daughter (son) speaks in his own words.

Drafting a playful solution

Leading Everything that has been said must be documented and it is time to start drafting the decision of our solemn meeting, for this I ask you to name the most correct adjectives suitable for our hostess. Draft decision On this (1 adjective) day, after listening to the (2 adjective) comments and (3 adjective) suggestions of the (4 adjective) comrades present here, the (5 adjective) team makes a (6 adjective) decision to spend (7 adjective) a woman, on (8 adjective) pension, and (9 adjective) family (10 adjective) meet her, (11 adjective) greet and not let go anywhere. The adjectives named by the guests are inserted into the text of the project, the finished solution is read out and transferred to the husband. You can transfer the resulting set of words to different groups of guests and make several options. The best text will be chosen by the hero of the occasion. Musical arrangement, the number of dances and competitions depends on the composition of the guests. In the "adult" team there may be a lover of songs or jokes, such people quickly find themselves and can significantly help the toastmaster in holding a banquet. The organization of farewell to retirement is inextricably linked with the profession and field of activity of the hero of the day. It is very important to prepare souvenirs characteristic of the former work.

You can give a real or toy tool or equipment that the person used. Such souvenirs are easy to play in the script, they serve as a great addition to traditional toasts.

The second part of the souvenirs is parting words for the future "free" life. This category can include:

a new daily routine (the alarm clock rings at the same time, but you don’t have to go to work, but where - close people who know the hobbies and hobbies of the hero of the day can suggest);

a new pensioner's diet (income is decreasing, and free time is increasing, so we need to suggest how to replace a sandwich with sausage, compiled in a hurry for work);

a subscription to the pool (although there is no current there, the skills to overcome the “waves of life” can come in handy);

a subscription to some kind of health magazine (the pensioner has time to finally take care of his health, because information on how to do this will be useful).

The more organizers collect personal information about the "newborn" pensioner, the richer and more fun the banquet will be. Well, in addition, the organizers can include in the scenario of seeing off a woman to retire such a video postcard: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRJzkqsu6Vs

Here come the pension
Rest, joy brought,
More sleep and less sadness
And health will be better!

Will you walk in the garden
You will read more
Will you do sports
Dive into carelessness!

Will you be happier now
There will be more strength now
Congratulations from the bottom of my heart
Let dreams come true!

Look, don't be discouraged
Don't get bored at work
Relax and have fun
Enjoy the new life!

You're retired, hooray!
Don't get up in the morning
Don't get tired all day
Don't yawn at work.

We want to wish you
Don't waste time
It's better to rest more often
Visit friends, relatives.

And improve health
develop hobbies,
Fill the days with meaning
Implement all plans!

Congratulations! Let you
There will be joy every hour
In endeavors - success.
May you all be happy!

I want to congratulate you from the bottom of my heart on your retirement. I wish you to continue to be actively active and do important things, not to succumb to any disease and constantly open a new number of the calendar with new goals, hopes and aspirations. I wish the pension to be large, so that life always gives opportunities for frequent holidays of the soul and real joys of the heart.

A wonderful reward awaits you today,
After all, you don't have to rush to work,
A whole bunch of free time -
What could be better? What could be cooler?

You can be proud of yourself
And enjoy such a sweet life.
To rest today we see you off,
We wish you all the best in life!

A lot has already been achieved
And this is not the limit!
Though it's time for retirement
But there are so many things ahead.

Your experience is important to us in our work,
We don't want to let you go.
And on this day we will say to you together:
"We appreciate you very much!"

So the "demobilization" has already arrived,
After all, you plowed yours.
So many years and so many winters
You have dedicated your work!
And now with a pure soul
Relax with your family.
Hobby, cottage, entertainment -
There will be time for everything.
Live in pleasure.
World, perhaps, look.
You are strong, full of strength,
Give a head start to all young people!
And now with enthusiasm
Accept congratulations!

We want to wish you
Don't waste time
Move more, communicate
Yes, and to do the dacha.

Grandchildren will not let you get bored
The children will visit.
We think it's fun
You will be retired!

You won't go to work in the morning
You take a risk and withdraw money from the bank card,
Buy a ticket and go south.
And you will travel with passion!

Do you want to go south? So go to the village.
There is a river nearby, a pond and fishing rods in a shed!
There, on the beds, the harvest will sing,
There are lilies of the valley. And the nightingales chirp in May.

You invite all your grandchildren to visit.
Gather your friends and sing songs.
Read, write, walk, call relatives.
We congratulate you on your retirement!

Today we see off
Retirement loving
And we're going through
How will we be without you?

After all, you are our light,
Our guru, our sensei.
And no more in the department
The one who is wiser than all.

And we wish together
Don't lose the fuse
Need to live life to the fullest
And conquer the Urals.

Here the worries are over
No more work
But time is free
Do whatever you like!

If you want - go to the park for a walk,
Do you want to - overwrite everything!
Don't be bored, don't whine, don't be angry,
Better take care of your grandchildren!

We congratulate you all
We want to live interestingly.
Pour some cognac
Get our congratulations!

So I wanted to part with the worries,
And now suddenly the soul is in doubt.
On the run you have worked all your life,
Unusual measured step.

This confusion will fade away
How the "deserved path" will begin.
But worries will be just as unmeasured,
Just a little more time.

Children, grandchildren, household chores
They will make you forget about yourself again.
We know from your experience
How to rush through life at full speed.

And so we ask in advance:
Come here to relax!
Good luck! Don't say goodbye - goodbye!
Happiness to you in the golden years!

Scenario of the 55th anniversary of a woman. Cool farewell to retirement

Scenario of the 55th anniversary of a woman. Cool farewell to retirement

Everyone knows that women retire at 55. And if so, then for this anniversary everyone wants something special to be fun and memorable for everyone. We offer you our small script for the 55th anniversary of a woman, which will help arrange a cool farewell to retirement. The script contains contests and games, beautiful toasts and entertaining blocks. Watch and choose what you like the most.

Anniversary meeting.
When all the guests have gathered, we can begin. Have all the guests stand and make a semicircle. And the hero of the day will be in the center of this semicircle. The host starts:
- Tell me, when a person is born into the world, what does he do? That's right - he's crying! And today a young pensioner was born in our country, who is ready to burst into tears from such happiness. And so that she doesn't cry, we'll give her a pacifier. Even small children wear a cap that protects their ears and head from the wind. Let's put on a cap for the hero of the day. And finally, it remains to attach a bib so that it does not get dirty while eating. We put on. Look - now we have a full-fledged born pensioner! I propose to take and raise glasses for the new pensioner, who is still so young and who still has his whole life ahead of him!

Main holiday.
Leading:
- well, since we have a new pensioner, she needs to take the oath and join the ranks of pensioners. And for this we have already prepared the text of the solemn oath. Now the young pensioner will read it and will be accepted into the ranks of honorary pensioners of Russia:

Leading:
- now our hero of the day becomes an honorary member of the pensioners of Russia. She is awarded a medal and a crown!

Contest.
In life, every person was given many vaccinations. And they are all from some kind of disease. What would you like to be vaccinated against? Suggest answers. And the best one will win a prize!
Examples might be: a sleep deprivation vaccine; vaccination against bad mood; vaccination for immunity from the boss; etc. Whoever offers the funniest option wins a prize.

Leading:
We all know that every person has rights and obligations in life. What rights do pensioners have? Name them!
Yes, you said everything correctly. But this is all according to the law, but in life? And in life, pensioners have these rights:

Therefore, I propose a toast to the rights of pensioners, which must not be violated!

A game.
Friends! Everyone today said beautiful words to the hero of the day. And some even almost swore that they would protect the hero of the day and always be by her side. And tell me - are you all ready for serious deeds for the sake of the hero of the day? Let's see what each of you are ready for. For our birthday girl.

The game is being played. You need to prepare beautiful cards on which to write poems. You put all the cards in a bag, and the guests take turns taking out one card at a time and read out a verse that says what he is ready for for the eyes of the hero of the day.

Leading:
- we all congratulated the hero of the day. And who hasn't congratulated her yet? Do not know? Who said the president? You are absolutely right - the President has not yet congratulated. And I have now been informed that a retinue from Putin himself is standing at the door. We let them in.

The president's retinue enters. On the sides are the guards, and in the center is the secretary. They stop near the hero of the day, and the secretary reads out congratulations from the president and hands him the following telegram:

Leading:
But it's not all gifts. We have another package that arrived to us from unknown lands. And we don't even know what's in it. I will ask you to send a parcel to us.

The parcel is brought in and the presenter opens it. She takes out a package and a note from the package. And he starts reading the note. And send the package to the way it is written in this note.

After the hero of the day, he unpacks the package and shows everyone what is there. And there should be the best and most expensive gift.

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Script of seeing off a woman to retire

Scenario of the evening celebrating the retirement of a woman

Comic diploma for a unique contribution to the "life" of the team (regularly watered the ficus in the office, baked unsurpassed cookies for tea, etc.).
Comic "Certificate of Quality" of the hero of the day.
"Gold" medals (from foil or a round chocolate bar in a golden wrapper) for winning competitions.
Postcards and pens.

The drink list includes champagne.

Leading Each person from the moment of his birth is born many more times:

at the age of seven, a schoolboy is born on September 1; then came the days of appearance:
Octobrist;

pioneer
Komsomol member;
applicant;
student
trainee;
groom or bride;
young mothers and fathers;
graduate theorist;
young specialist-practitioner;
experienced worker;
Grandmothers and grandfathers;
pensioner.

School years - a long time, Satchels, pigtails, a fun lesson, Less often - an exam, assessment, diary, The years have rushed by - the call is not forgotten.

Lessons to do everything is more boring in notebooks, Textbooks are too lazy to carry with you, There is Internet in your smartphone to instantly Find answers on the most difficult day.

Presentation of the certificate to the hero of the occasion

high professionalism;
unfading beauty;
inexhaustible diligence;
inexhaustible optimism;
inexhaustible kindness and readiness to come to the rescue in any situation.

Our mother does not know how to mess around, Such a thought never visits her, The beds have been waiting - it will only get warmer, And the cottage will only let go sometimes.

There is already a plan for rearranging the room, And teaching the granddaughter how to crochet, She won't be bored, and in the family staff Will find the position where she will spin like a top.

Daughter (son) speaks in his own words.

Drafting a playful solution

The second part of the souvenirs is parting words for the future "free" life. This category can include:

a new daily routine (the alarm clock rings at the same time, but you don’t have to go to work, but where - close people who know the hobbies and hobbies of the hero of the day can suggest);
a new pensioner's diet (income is decreasing, and free time is increasing, so we need to suggest how to replace a sandwich with sausage, compiled in a hurry for work);
a subscription to the pool (although there is no current there, the skills to overcome the “waves of life” can come in handy);

a subscription to some kind of health magazine (the pensioner has time to finally take care of his health, because information on how to do this will be useful).

Sketches for seeing off a woman's retirement

If you are instructed to prepare a farewell to the retirement of your friend or relative, then try to make this anniversary evening as fun and interesting as possible.

After all, seeing off retirement is an important milestone in the life of any person.

Prepare a retirement script that will include fun ditties, games and skits.

Scenes for seeing off a woman's retirement should be funny and funny so that there is no regret that an important stage of life has passed.

Cool scene for farewell to retirement

Characters: God of Work, God of Vacation, Goddess of Salary, Goddess of Retirement.

Props: costumes for the gods are made from ordinary sheets, wreaths on the head - from artificial twigs or paper.

Host: There is an old legend about how candidates for pensioners are accepted: a whole council is convened on the divine Olympus - to accept or not to accept? And everything happens like this ... (Gods enter the hall.)

God of Work (referring to other gods): I, the God of Work - Truden - have gathered all of you at the professional Olympus and solemnly announce: we have a new candidate for retirement!

Gods: Oh, how cool! How nice!

Job God: Yes, that means we have jobs again! Now we will thoroughly check this candidate. I'll be the first to start!

Truden approaches the colleagues of the hero of the occasion and asks them questions: did she work well, did she help others, did she quarrel with her superiors, etc.

God of Work: Well, candidate, you are lucky: your colleagues characterize you with dignity. But this is not enough. Come on, Holiday God, now you do your test!

Holiday God: I am the Holiday God - Gulban. Work without rest is like winter without snow. Now I will check if you have learned how to rest properly!

1. Choose the right option (you, the guests, can also choose - at the same time we will check you!) - Canary Islands, Maldives, Hawaii or cottage?

2. Question two: diving, surfing, snorkeling or fishing?

3. Question three: "Martini", "Hennesy", "Jack Daniels" or house wine?

God of Vacation (sums up): it’s not harmful to dream, but you need to rest within your means!

God of Work: Good. And now a word to the Goddess of Salaries!

Goddess of Salary: I am the Goddess of Salary - Penny. It's time to say goodbye forever, dear candidate.

Do you remember how you waited for me every month? How did you count days and even minutes? And then, having waited, she called me miserable, miserable, insignificant! And then she spent everything, to the last ...

But I do not hold evil, everything is in the past. Now you will meet the Goddess of Retirement, and do you promise to protect and respect her? Do you promise your kids won't take her from you? Do you promise to buy chocolates for your grandchildren with her help?

The hero of the occasion promises.

God of Work: So, candidate, you passed all tests with honor! We officially accept you into the ranks of full-fledged pensioners and give you at the disposal of the Goddess of Pension!

Goddess of Retirement: I am the Goddess of Retirement - Pension! From now on, I take patronage over you, but first you need to take the oath of a pensioner.

I, A YOUNG PENSIONER, JOINING THE RANKS OF PENSIONERS,
IN THE FACE OF MY FRIENDS AND COLLEAGUES, I SOLEMNLY SWEAR:
-WAIT, LOVE AND PROTECT YOUR PENSION.
-DO NOT SPEND IT ON MEDICINES AND DOCTORS.
-USE IT AS IT IS INTENDED: FOR ENTERTAINMENT, CRUISES AND NEW OUTFITS.
I SWEAR! I SWEAR! I SWEAR.

And now I'm giving you a real passbook, big enough to fit numbers with ten zeros in it! (Gives a drawn passbook. You can make a cash gift in this way - put an envelope with money or a gift certificate in it.)

The gods put on the hero of the occasion a homemade medal "Honorary Pensioner".

A fun scene for seeing off retirement

A participant or participant comes out, poorly dressed, in a headscarf, approaches the future pensioner and sings to her a song to the tune “I am standing at a half-station in a colorful half-shawl”.

I came to you unexpectedly
Not at all long-awaited
Sorry - it's not my fault!
I can only say that I do not believe
And I'll check your passport:
You look like you're only 17 years old! (repeat last line)

You are smart, beautiful
I love everything about you!
I invite you to be friends with us!
'Cause you're free now
I confess publicly:
Retirement is so cool to live!

To drink us a glass,
I'll take it out of my bag
Reliable Russian antidepressant! (takes out a bottle of vodka)
We will drink to our friendship
And we will raise optimism
After all, a pension is a guarantor of stability!

Scene-alteration for the song "Call me, call"

During the introduction, one person comes out before the song and stands with their backs to the hero of the day, the hands should not be visible - a white school apron is hidden in them; under the introduction they put on aprons and turn to the hero of the day, in general, so that there is intrigue and surprise.

Days flew by
Your turn has come
In the management of the native
Try on the role of the hero of the day.
Our service is only one
You gave all of yourself
Thirty-five years of waiting for him
Thirty-five years of waiting for him -
Long awaited graduation!

All exams passed
In local Dumas and in the Ministry of Finance.
All budgets are consolidated,
And the reforms have gone through.
Here is the labor code
I gave you permission for the experience,
To come to the financial department,
To come to the financial department
Anniversary Graduation!

We want to confess to you:
We respect you very much
We tell you from the bottom of our hearts:
Congratulations on your anniversary!
We are given traditions
We do not deviate from them:
Graduation is starting
Graduation is starting!
Call, call!

They turn towards the place - from where they will take out the "first-grader" with a bell

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Comic congratulations for the retirement wire "Ambulance with gifts"

This is a costumed congratulations for a pensioner who was about to leave for a well-deserved rest. Depending on the specific culprit and the composition of the guests, changes can be made so that the congratulations turn out to be targeted. Comic congratulations for the retirement wire "Ambulance with gifts" it will be more effective and cheerful if the characters are contrasted: a stern doctor and a “hot nurse” or both roles performed by men in disguise.

To carry out this comic congratulations, you need: medical suits, an ambulance kit - for children, cognac with the inscription "Balm", disposable glasses, one with a measuring scale, sweets, a carton of milk and a beautiful bottle of alcohol, a chocolate bar - as a gift

Congratulations script "Ambulance team for retirement"

The “harsh” doctor and the “hot” nurse come out

Leading: An ambulance team consisting of Dr. Synyak-Zabubenkina and nurse Svetko-Konfetkina.

Game with guests "Ambulance Brigade"

(The doctor examines several guests and gives recommendations for treatment to the nurse, who distributes the potion and behaves very playfully).

Doctor: Open your mouth, close your eyes. Everything is clear - acute glass failure. Sister, Balm Bruise-Zabubenkina - 50 grams immediately.

(Go to the next one).

- Open your eyes, wide, wide, cough. It’s clear - under-bite, Svetko-Konfetkina marshmallow once, Balm named after me 2 times 30.

(Walk to next, listen).

- Breath! Do not breath. Sister, this patient has all the signs of peristostitis. Marshmallow and balm - 50. one time.

(They approach the next one, move towards the hero of the occasion -.)

Raise your right hand, close your left eye. Say AAAAA. I thought so - dancing! 3 x 30 and lozenge. (And then they approach the birthday man, begin to inspect: ears, hair, eyes and click their tongues, shake their heads and be horrified)

- What a neglected and interesting case. Your patient needs a more thorough examination. Please follow us.

Comic examination of the culprit before a well-deserved rest

(To conduct a comic examination, sit on a chair and tap with a toy hammer on your knees and hands).

Doctor: Everything is clear - beginner pensionism - sister, take Belov's mixture at night, 200 grams daily (gives a carton of milk)

(Look into the eyes, look pupils).

- I don't like your pupils. Look right, look left. Yes Yes Yes. I thought so, not a hangover, that's just my profile. Sister - potion Kuler-Opokhmelkina (gives a check of vodka).

- The patient, this is in especially acute cases, in the morning on an empty stomach. Now let's check your hearing. (They examine the ears. Moves away a little and loudly, but speaks to the side)

— Cognac 100. Another 100. (the hero of the occasion repeats).

This fully confirms my initial diagnosis. Konyakovsky's syndrome of the third degree. Do you agree with me, colleague? With these symptoms, I recommend using Bruise-Zabubenkina Balm, made according to my recipe. At the symposium of doctors received three stars. Eat 100 irregularly, solely to raise the tone and appetite (give a bottle of cognac).

- Well, here is also a sharp heartfelt love for grandchildren. Sister, give 2 standards of grandchildren, take with your grandchildren a slice at a time (give chocolate)

- Well, well, you, the patient, have launched yourself like that? You just have a bouquet of diseases, and even chronic workaholism of a protracted form, from which, as far as I know, only a well-deserved rest effectively helps, with which we congratulate you!

- And we propose to carry out mass disinfection on this occasion with the potions that everyone has in stock. (Name Patronymic name)..be healthy and happy.

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When a woman turns 55, she retires. And it must be done with respect. A cool script for an anniversary for 55 years will help you with this. It has a lot of humor and positivity. Your hero of the day will be pleased with how you arranged everything.

Leading: I have seen a lot in my life, But you are not tired yet,

You'll still be on fire!

You will still rest! You will still have fun, Travel like a bird. You will still travel around the world, You have half your life for this! *** Our dear birthday girl, our hero of the day! Today, all your friends have gathered here to congratulate you on your wonderful day - your 55th birthday!

Do you know all your friends? It turns out that you have friends in a distant eastern country. And foreign guests from the greatest sheikh came from there to congratulate you and present you with a gift.

Oriental friends come out, two people - one of them is a translator, and the second is a real Arab.

The Arab, addresses the hero of the day: Pakushki, nevilikami!

Translator: Greetings, oh, the greatest woman in the world!

Arab: Yu is close, close to galakhtikasm, and grieve him from the Bible!

Translator: We arrived from a distant country to congratulate you on your anniversary!

Arab: Yuma was dragged by Yuma, this rubbish, they don’t help him in the least, and these cheaters and fakes!

Translator: We brought you this gift that will protect you all your life!

The Arab gives the hero of the day a beautiful vase of flowers. They bow and leave.

Leading: These are the friends, it turns out, our birthday girl has. But during her life she made many friends, and not only among the Arabs. Meet - Russian folk choir - singing without panties!

Men come out (with or without underpants, you decide for yourself), they perform ditties for the birthday girl.

Chastushki: More beautiful than all and all dear, There is no kinder you in the world! You are the most beautiful women, I give you flowers! *** Sweet, good, the most beautiful! I love you for a long time! I'm telling you the truth! *** Eh, we will congratulate you on your anniversary, And we will give gifts! Don't be shy, come on

Get your gifts!

(More funny ditties here.)

Men give gifts to the hero of the day. Each gift is accompanied by a poem.

We give you a miracle thing, And it will save your house! She helps in the kitchen, And drives all the men away!

(a rolling pin is given)

If the world in your eyes has dimmed, If it has become completely gray, Put on rose-colored glasses, And sing a cheerful song!

(gift pink glasses)

The best flowers for you! Collected directly from the field! You take them, accept them, And invite us to the table!

(a bouquet of flowers is given)

(And here are other congratulations for gifts)

Host: I propose to play a game. Since our birthday girl is 55 years old, let's name exactly 55 compliments for her. The main thing is not to repeat. And whoever cannot say, he leaves the game, and at the end of it he will confess his love for the birthday girl, since compliments could not be said.

*** Presenter:

And here is another game. Have any of you been to Australia? They say that kangaroos live there, and they walk among people. And I know that our birthday girl is going to go to distant Australia. So let's show her what they are - kangaroos.

Contest. We need two pairs of participants. In each pair, one of the participants is put on an apron, which has a pocket in front. And the second participants, at the command of the leader, begin to fill this pocket with inflated balloons. Whoever can put more balls in a minute wins. Try to keep the balloons small.

Host: And now I will ask you, guests, the most unexpected questions. And you answer them honestly.

And so, questions. (Questions are asked in turn, to each guest or only one or two).

1. What is your favorite fairy tale? And who from this fairy tale does our birthday girl look like? 2. What is your favorite bird? Congratulate the hero of the day the way this bird chirps.

3. What is your favorite song? Perform it for the hero of the day.

Host: This is how we came to the culmination of today's holiday, and this is a quiz for our heroine!

There is a quiz for the birthday girl.

Question 1. Who is asked - "Am I in the world of all the miles, all the blush and brighter"? A) a psychiatrist B) At the mirror; C) At a cold battery in winter;

D) The person with whom you are talking on Skype;

Question 2. What do they say to the other person in the morning? A) Why didn't you wake me up? b) I overslept because of you; B) Good morning

D) Empty the toilet, you are not the only one living here;

Question 3. Are they greeted by clothes, but are they seen off ...? A) on the train B) fast B) the whole family

D) according to the mind;

Question 4. In winter and summer…? A) the same size B) One color; B) spring and autumn

D) Good on the street;

Question 5. What can be cooked but not eaten? A) Mother-in-law lunch; B) Romantic dinner; B) rolls

Host: Well done! Our birthday girl answered all the questions and earned her diploma as the best, most beautiful and most charming in the world!

The hero of the day is awarded a diploma and the holiday ends.

Between the host's words, competitions and congratulations, guests eat and drink. The program is designed for two hours of feast. You can also hold a comic lottery for guests. She will help cheer them up and leave a memorable gift for everyone.

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Anniversary of a woman 55 years

Vedas: Friends! Before starting our festive, 55th anniversary evening, let me ask our beautiful hero of the day a question? Didn't she receive a certain document the day before, which is a signal, so to speak, a starting shot that will allow us to start our evening? (The Agenda was sent to the hero of the day by mail in advance, which she was supposed to bring with her.) The hero of the day reports that she received a certain document and reads it to everyone present.

Agenda. The Ministry of Pension Insurance of tipsy people celebrating a beautiful anniversary in honor of the 55th anniversary of the birth and conferment of the high title "PENSIONER OF RUSSIA - 2013", informs citizen IVANOVOY LYUDMILA GRIGORYEVNA that she is obliged to appear on 23.01.13 by 13.00 at festive hall of the Palace of Culture to receive gifts, congratulations, toasts, glasses poured and drunk for health. Citizen IVANOVA LYUDMILA GRIGORYEVNA must have a good mood, delicious vodka and a sea of snacks with her. Citizen IVANOVA LYUDMILA GRIGORYEVNA gets even better mood due to a cheerful and drunken company of guests. The appearance of citizen Ivanova LYUDMILA GRIGORYEVNA for the merry anniversary celebration is strictly obligatory. In case of non-appearance of citizen IVANOVOY LYUDMILA GRIGORYEVNA, a company of cheerful guests will take emergency measures to deliver the hero of the occasion to the holiday and forcibly raise her festive mood by pouring a large amount of strong drinks inside, oranya toasts and body movements in dances.

This Agenda is valid at all times and has no retroactive effect.

Minister of Pension Insurance for Drunk People

lieutenant colonel: Pour - into - a glass. your friends and colleagues. ------------ ----------

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PS. Luda, take this document with you for the anniversary.

Vedas: Well, now we can start our solemn anniversary with peace of mind! What else is this? What's the matter? (A nurse enters the hall with a child in her arms. Two guests: one depicts a nurse, she has a model of a baby in her hands; the second goes behind the first, and from behind her shoulder stretches her head in a cap and with a pacifier in her mouth. The nurse approaches her husband and angrily reprimands him for the fact that the girl was born on January 11, and he still has not taken the child. Swears at the child, says that she is tired of him. The baby laughs and gurgles. The nurse angrily pulls out a bottle of vodka with a pacifier on the neck and hands it to the baby with the words: “Here, here is your food, choke!” He gives the model of the child to the husband of the hero of the day and leaves).

Vedas: Friends, now we have witnessed the birth of our dear birthday girl Lyudmila Grigoryevna! I must say the girl was a success: see for yourself - the length is 170 centimeters, and the weight is not less than 60 kg. Today is a significant date, Today is a significant day! And on this day you don’t need to be bored at all, There is no place for sadness on this winter day! January! There are so many familiar letters in this word, but the meaning is the same: We now have a newborn in the house, And we will pay all our attention to him. Let's congratulate the culprit of the feast. Fill the glass and raise a toast.

Today is the anniversary - expanse for the soul!

This day is big and simple in its own way.

Let's close the glasses In a single festive bouquet, And wish our dear lady Health, happiness, long years! (guests drink and eat)

Vedas: Anniversaries are always nice! This is a date, this is an event that all friends and relatives of the birthday girl are looking forward to, and only the hero of the occasion is a little sad today to realize that another anniversary has come up. But these thoughts are not for our birthday girl, dear Lyudmila Grigorievna. You proudly step forward, to meet all the obstacles that life instructs.

Today you have gathered all the people closest to you, relatives and friends, to visit you on this wonderful anniversary evening. And in such a company, if you spend time for a long time, then old age simply will not overtake you, and the anniversary that you have to celebrate today, and we, the guests, celebrate properly, will bring not only new wrinkles, but even more kindness will settle in your heart , and kindle the fire in the soul even hotter.

So let's drink to the fact that today we can adequately celebrate the anniversary of our esteemed Lyudmila Grigorievna in an excellent, family-like warm atmosphere.

(guests drink and eat)

Vedas: Dear guests! Today is not an easy day for all of us, Today the doors of the heart have been opened. So that wishes flow like a river, For this, they poured into a glass of wine. It's time to congratulate us Here, at the table, a beautiful girl. Yes, yes, to the hero of the big celebration, We will give congratulations, like the Firebird! Let's fill the glasses to the brim, And say congratulations to the most beautiful hero of the day.

And then we'll drink everything to the bottom!

The host gives the guests the opportunity to congratulate the hero of the day and present a gift. Here is the congratulations to her husband and children.

Vedas: The words of congratulations now sounded from dear friends. On an anniversary like yours, It should be even more fun! Our culprit of honors is worthy,

Now we will arrange something for you.

Program Guide.

TV, presenter in it, a group of guests to perform songs.

Vedas: Good afternoon! Our viewer is different We send you greetings on the screen. To everyone who watches us today We will tell without embellishment News of one remote place, About our countrywoman our story. From Novaya Zaimka A message came - To everyone's surprise. They say: There is only one beauty And she is the sweetest of all, She is called Ludochka, Her heart is like the sun. If there is a holiday in the club house, She is the first prankster, The ringleader, the hypocrite, That's the woman! Believe! And she used to be a kolobok, And dived like a fish, If necessary, and a cop She will become very quick. All the roles can not be counted, After all, Luda has talent! And slender, but majestic! He speaks like a peahen, But he speaks like a river murmurs. But she is a coward, that's how the mouse sees - yells! And the rest: A wonderful rural woman, This citizen Lyudok! That will be confirmed by all animals, Even shepherds puppy. That woman is top notch! Lives in Novaya Zaimka! And now the vocal-instrumental group Slender Waist will tell us about this woman, no, sorry, the group Saggy Belly. It turns out, stepping heavily, stroking their bellies, a group of guests and sing to the tune of the song "New Turn". We made a promise to ourselves, Not to deviate from the straight path, But, to Luda skidded ... m..m..m And boil, and fry, Starch the curtains,

Hey, fly in soon ... m..m..m

Chorus: Here, glorious pancake, compote, It doesn’t fit into your mouth, And I’m so rushing, And she carries: Olivier salad, Sauce, marmalade. Ahead, believe me, Meat from geese

You have pity on me.

There is a plate of cucumbers, And potatoes with jelly. Here - pastries are ... m..m..m And salads - carbonates! Oh, the belly is growing, guys,

But, I pull everything into my mouth ... m..m..m

Vedas: And we continue our news program. And in honor of the beautiful Novozaimskaya woman Lyuda, the folklore group “Lapti-give” will perform a song. A group of guests in headscarves comes out and sings to the tune of the song “Am I to blame”. We have a colleague, We have a colleague The temperament is so fighting! Everyone will notice her, Yes, with a cunning eye. The voice of a distant voice is heard far away. Where she has been, Where she has been, All the chiefs were better. She creates comfort for everyone, Gives affection to children, She is an indefatigable lady. Children love her, Respect friends. Because otherwise it is impossible. After all, a kinder soul - Look for a century, not to be found. After all, Lyudmila is one of a kind. And his household He lives in full, All in worries, deeds - Day after day! For her wonderful gift, For her kind disposition

Sing this song with love.

Vedas: We are completing the program, In conclusion, we wish you to live without old age, work without fatigue, health - without treatment, happiness - without grief. We wish you earthly blessings,

We know you deserve them!

The host offers to drink for all the congratulations that were addressed to the hero of the day. Vedas: Dear guests! We were so carried away by congratulations and forgot that today is not an easy anniversary. 55 years for a woman is a milestone, having crossed which, she begins to live in a new quality. As a pensioner, in our case as a working pensioner. The gray hairs hid, the fire burns in the eyes, Today, on a holiday, you are among friends. All the guests at the table on your anniversary are in a hurry to congratulate you from the bottom of their hearts. Today here attention, love, we are all in a hurry to wish you success. You remember your former youth again, You see dreams about your pension! And on a bright day for us, in the night eclipse, a path has been paved for you by a bright star, May everything always be, only at will - Longing and sadness will leave your heart. Today is such a special day for you, We are all ready to confirm this - And this choice is yours quite conscious,

To be a working pensioner!

But nothing comes as hard as retirement! And today, dear Lyudmila Grigoryevna, you will have to endure a serious jubilee test in order to adequately receive a new title! The test for you will be one of the hardest! Now you have to go down the road of earthly difficulties and prove to everyone that you also worthily and fearlessly, confidently overcame all life's difficulties on the way to a great anniversary!

"The Road of Earthly Difficulties".

Vedas: As you know, small children are very fond of eating semolina. At the same time, the mother ties a bib to the child's chest. To you, dear birthday girl, we now offer to adequately overcome the first test in a child's life. The presenter ties a bib to the hero of the day and asks one of the guests to feed the “baby”. Vedas: And now the second test. You, Lyudmila Grigorievna, of course, had to lull your children to sleep through long dark nights, singing a lullaby at the same time. Now we invite you to remember one of the lullabies and perform this evening for the guests.

Vedas: Well, you, dear birthday girl, overcame all obstacles with honor and fearlessness. So many years have passed, You shouldn't count them here. Do you think that's it? But no, you don't have to worry! There are so many events ahead, A lot of work and worries ahead, There are still many discoveries ahead, Sleep at least in a hat, the people will say! You passed the path of obstacles on "excellent"! Let me congratulate you personally! And in front of all friends Assign the title on the anniversary!

The presenter ties a ribbon with the inscription "Pensioner 2013" to the hero of the day. After he hands over a secret order and a telegram from the president.

"Government telegram".

Dear Russian! Dear Lyudmila Grigorievna! On my own behalf and on behalf of the government, I congratulate you on a significant date: your 55th birthday and the acquisition of the honorary title of “Superpensioner”! From my seat, I see that you, Lyudmila Grigoryevna, despite your 40s, still please the eyes of the people around you, which is very important. I am very happy to know that in your 30s, you have not lost interest in professional activities and still please the eyes of the fathers of your readers.

In your 20s, few have such energy and enthusiasm. And let everyone know that I will not give up Ivanov. I desperately need young specialists in Siberia!

Sincerely, VV Putin.

Vedas: So let's raise our glasses to the new pensioner, Lyudmila Grigorievna!

Costumed congratulations "Zechki". Two convicts in jerseys with numbers and prison caps enter the hall. They begin to buzz, they assure that it was the hero of the day who invited them.

(referring to the presenter, who is trying to send them out)

Back off the washcloth, the paganka scored an arrow for us here. Oh Luda! Are you staring at us like that, Luda, thumping or something already? So you scored an arrow for us, but you yourself are having fun with these cardboard fools? Well, fraera bespontovye, now we will arrange a buffet table for you with a brotherhood, I will tear my mouth, I will gouge out blinkers. Yes, we will tear them right now like a heating pad.

At the end they sing a song to the motive "Gop-stop". Gop - stop, we came around the corner, Gop - stop, you gave us an invitation, Now it's too late to repent, Look at the stars, Look at these hands and these faces, Look at our faces

It's not the first time you've seen us.

Gop-stop, well, meet your guests, Gop-stop, pour some water for us soon, You promised us salads, You promised snacks, we'll eat everything, it won't be enough for us, there won't be enough water. And we will sing the most fashionable

Congratulations on our zone.

Gop - stop, you have become a pensioner, Gop - stop, so accept congratulations: Health, happiness and good luck, Cool supercar, A million dollars in thick packs, Another million in a stash, Love of children, husband's care

We want to wish you.

Gop - stop, don't say thank you to us, Gop - stop, look at our faces. And better remember that raspberry Zhenya's picture, Where he figured us with you right in the window. In general, we came Lyudmila, Bring us some waters soon!

Then they give a picture from life in the zone, where all the colleagues of the hero of the day are present at work.

Vedas: Friends! Today, a world-famous magician-illusionist came to our festive evening. Copperfield! But Ebanko Ivanovich. So let's meet! (Performance of a magician)

Vedas: And now I invite several people to participate in the game. I will read the text, and you show everything that I read. You are walking in a hot desert. You are terribly thirsty. Your throat is dry, you can barely move your legs. And the sun beats down mercilessly. Suddenly, on the horizon you see an oasis. With the last of your strength, you go to him. Seeing the stream, you are madly happy, raise your hands to heaven and kneel down. Leaning on your hands, you tilt your head towards the water. Everyone gets on all fours. The host salutes the birthday girl and addresses her.

- Dear Lyudmila Grigorievna, in honor of your anniversary, a platoon of service dogs has been formed!

Vedas: Everything for you today, dear, Guests can perform from the heart. And accepting these congratulations, Appreciate them how good they are. What can you tell us in response? Perform a song, dance or verse? All the guests are waiting for you to cook for them, Look how quiet this hall is.

Answer word of the birthday girl.

Scene "Time Machine"

Vedas: Friends! Today we are celebrating a wonderful anniversary - 55 years. And let's look, well, another 50 years that way. Imagine: the Ivanovs' house. The children have departed. Our dear spouses are talking among themselves.

Grandfather and grandmother enter the hall, sit on the sofa. Grandmother: Do you remember Sano, how you and I used to have sex. Grandfather: I remember Lyudka. (Grandma strokes grandfather's leg) Yes, I understood Lyudka, we were doing it wrong. After all, Ludka must moan. Grandmother: Is it like moaning? Grandfather: Well, do you remember the soap opera ent? So she moaned so much, as if Lyudka had had a lot of soap. Grandmother: Oh, I understand, I understand. Well, let's try Sanok, let's groan. Grandfather tries for a long time and unsuccessfully to settle down with his grandmother. Hugs her around the waist. Grandmother: Well, already moan? Grandfather: No, it's too early. She puts her hand on her chest. Grandmother: Well, moan? Grandfather: No, it's too early. (gets tired of fitting in). Okay, Ludka, moan. Grandmother: Oh-yo-yo-yo-y, how are we going to live, oh-yo-yo-yo-y, where to get money, oh-yo-yo-yo-y, and also buy firewood necessary, etc. Well, Sanok, stop moaning? Grandfather: Duck seems like everything, Lyudka. Grandmother: Well, let's go to the disco party.

Grandfather and grandmother go to dance, inviting all the guests.

Game "Who are you?"

Each participant is given a piece of paper and a pen. Guests must write 6 different animals. After that, the host asks questions, and the guests read the names of the animals, one for each question. Questions: 1. Who are you in life? 2. Who are you in bed? 3. Who are you at the table? 4. Who are you at the boss on the carpet? 5. Who are you in relation to your spouse?

6. Who will you be at the end of the anniversary?

The evening ends with dancing.

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Scenes for the anniversary of 55 years for a woman

1. "Little pensioner"

Today we have a little pensioner. You all know how capricious little ones are, they are afraid of a cold, and they don’t have too much intelligence, therefore, so that they don’t puff out their ears, don’t bake their heads, and also so that different thoughts don’t get into their heads, we decided to give her a cap.

And also, you all know that the little ones are so clumsy and so awkward that when they eat, they get dirty themselves and dirty everything that surrounds them. To prevent this from happening, we give her an apron.

And I also want to add to the above that little pensioners get upset for any reason, they always worry very loudly, so their eyes are always wet. So that our pensioner does not cry, we decided to give her a pacifier.

Presentation of the medal

For merit on the anniversary

Award a big medal

With a red ribbon on it.

Sock requires decency

In vain do not force a medal

Badge of special distinction

Only wear on holidays.

Choose a place to wear sparingly,

To please people.

Let it hang above the navel

And a little lower breasts.

Keep that medal from wax

Do not take greasy in your hands,

On the days of pay and advance

Wipe with fresh vodka.

Do all movements quickly

Gazing into the distance,

Fix your hair

And stroke the medal.

Don't talk, don't smile

Don't shake hands with everyone.

On the native chest of the authorities

Do not lie without a medal.

And in a locked box

Degrease for storage

Vodka or cognac.

With the loss of this medal

Exclude from anniversaries

And take away her medal.

Order for a working pensioner (given by a pensioner from the team)

To save a place at work

You do not contradict the authorities,

Never go in a bottle

Righteousness defending ardently!

Before the authorities, stand at attention,

And behind your back you can scold

After all, living on a pension is not so fat,

And it would be nice to receive a plus salary!

And, by the way, what to teach you,

You yourself will teach anyone to live.

2. Scene “Pension”

(a participant or participant comes out poorly dressed, in a headscarf, approaches the birthday girl and sings to her a song to the tune “I am standing at a half-station in a colorful half-shawl”)

I came to you unexpectedly

Not at all long-awaited

Sorry - it's not my fault!

I can only say that I do not believe

And I'll check your passport:

You look like you're only 17 years old! (repeat last line)

You are smart, beautiful

I love everything about you!

I invite you to be friends with us!

'Cause you're free now

I confess publicly:

Retirement is so cool to live!

To drink us a glass,

I'll take it out of my bag

Reliable Russian antidepressant! (takes out a bottle of vodka)

We will drink to our friendship

And we will raise optimism

After all, a pension is a guarantor of stability!

3. "Ambulance"

The ambulance brigade, which promptly burst into the anniversary on someone's call, seriously intends to check the health of the audience. Since the doctors who arrived are real professionals, sometimes, barely looking at the whites of the guest’s eyes or at his smile, or slightly putting a stethoscope on the back of the person sitting at the table, they will immediately, without much thought, tedious questions and analyzes, make a diagnosis that should amuse the guests.

For everyone who evaded a medical examination, doctors can arrange an exam for knowledge of medical terms. According to the results of the exam, two teams of newly minted doctors are formed, between which they organize competitions for the best bandaging of the feet of the hero of the day (in the case of fast dances), bandaging the hands (in case of too strong handshakes and hugs), etc.

At the end of their visit, doctors can organize preventive measures against unexpected misfortunes, for example, general disinfection (ingestion of strong drinks).

If you are instructed to prepare a farewell to the retirement of your friend or relative, then try to make this anniversary evening as fun and interesting as possible.

After all, retirement is an important milestone in the life of any person.

Prepare a retirement script that will include fun ditties, games and skits.

Scenes for seeing off a woman's retirement should be funny and funny so that there is no regret that an important stage of life has passed.

Cool scene for farewell to retirement

Characters: God of Work, God of Vacation, Goddess of Salary, Goddess of Retirement.

Props: costumes for the gods are made from ordinary sheets, wreaths on the head - from artificial twigs or paper.

God of Work (addressing other gods): I, the God of Work - Truden - have gathered all of you on the professional Olympus and solemnly announce: we have a new candidate for retirement!

Gods: Oh, how cool! How nice!

Job God: Yes, that means we have jobs again! Now we will thoroughly check this candidate. I'll be the first to start!

Truden approaches the colleagues of the hero of the occasion and asks them questions: did she work well, did she help others, did she quarrel with her superiors, etc.

God of Work: Well, candidate, you are lucky: your colleagues characterize you with dignity. But this is not enough. Come on, Holiday God, now you do your test!

Holiday God: I am the Holiday God - Gulban. Work without rest is like winter without snow. Now I will check if you have learned how to rest properly!

1. Choose the right option (you, the guests, can also choose - at the same time we will check you!) - Canary Islands, Maldives, Hawaii or cottage?

2. Question two: diving, surfing, snorkeling or fishing?

3. Question three: "Martini", "Hennesy", "Jack Daniels" or house wine?

God of Vacation (sums up): it’s not harmful to dream, but you need to rest within your means!

God of Work: Good. And now a word to the Goddess of Salaries!

Goddess of Salary: I am the Goddess of Salary - Penny. It's time to say goodbye forever, dear candidate.

The hero of the occasion promises.

God of Work: So, candidate, you passed all tests with honor! We officially accept you into the ranks of full-fledged pensioners and give you at the disposal of the Goddess of Pension!

Goddess of Retirement: I am the Goddess of Retirement - Pension! From now on, I take patronage over you, but first you need to take the oath of a pensioner.

PENSIONER'S Oath:

The gods put on the hero of the occasion a homemade medal "Honorary Pensioner".

A fun scene for seeing off retirement

You are smart, beautiful
I love everything about you!
I invite you to be friends with us!
'Cause you're free now
I confess publicly:
Retirement is so cool to live!

Scene-alteration for the song "Call me, call"

They turn in the direction of the place - from where they will take out the "first-grader" with a bell

Leading:

We give you the document.

Deserved - get it.

Will you lie on the stove

There is a pie and kalachi!

(Pie is handed.)

For the mind you want food -

We will advise you like this:

Useful in education

Dostoevsky and Balzac.

(A work by Dostoevsky or Balzac is presented.)

If the soul of love asks

Output flawless:

Serial stories -

Like a heart balm.

(A CD with your favorite series is given.)

If you are drawn to the garden

I need to stretch

Help yourself take

Garden equipment.

(A watering can, garden shears, etc. are awarded)

.Leading: And now comes the solemn moment. From all of the above, the council of pensioners allows you, Rimma Mikhailovna, to join the party of pensioners. To do this, you must take an oath.

Oath I, ..., joining the ranks of pensioners in the face of my relatives, friends, children and husband, solemnly swear: fervently with the heat of my heart to be true to my word, as the pensioner party teaches. Strictly observe and fulfill the obligations of the party. To replenish your family with creatures with the help of your children to our delight, in spite of our enemies, in spite of our neighbors. I swear! I swear! I swear!

Leading: Well, now I want to acquaint the young pensioner with duties and rights.
Duties: (on the screen)

Get up, wash up. Sit down, eat.
receive guests,
Don't forget friends.
Put the brazhonka for distillation.
Do sports this year.
Be ready for love and work.

Do not get sick, do not lose heart
Eat in moderation and sleep soundly
Never grow old
All men like it.

Rights of a young pensioner: (read by the hero of the day herself)

When I want - then I get up.
As long as I want, I lie down.
And if I want to, I'll drink it.
I will go where I want.
When I want - then I sleep.
Whoever I want, I love.

Leading: And now I want to raise a glass to the birth of a new pensioner, but very, very young, who still has a lot to do!

Vedas. Not festively gilded,
And in an everyday preoccupied,
I could not sit with my hands folded,
In front of him aged,
Not counting wrinkles, not gray hair,
Has not lost its modest charm,
Keeping the eye glow,
Who forgave him all his sorrows,
I have not forgotten my best dreams,
Who taught him constancy,
Here it is, simple and proud,
He loves more than when he was young!
Here is such a - the best wife, loves you, Rimma Mikhailovna, Your husband - Sergey Ivanovich. And we give him the floor for congratulations.

VED.: Our dear Rimma, we all know you as a wonderful cheerful friend, hospitable hostess, loving wife. Also, you are a wonderful mother of two sons. Today is a special day for them too, so I would like to give them the floor.

Hosts invite sons to the center of the hall

LEADING: Rimma, do you remember how small your sons were, how they loved to sit in your arms? Let's remember.
The presenters invite the hero of the day to sit on a chair and, to the applause of the guests, put their adult children on their knees.
HOST: Do you feel comfortable in your mother's arms? And now, you take your mommy in your arms, and kiss quickly.

A song about mother sounds, the sons take their mother in their arms, kiss her, carry her to the table, say a toast.

On this glorious day, all relatives
Wishing you much happiness here
do not live without joy for a day
And drive away all misfortunes!
In the soul, so that peace and harmony,
Good health to be
And let the years go back
And the sun always shine!
To hear congratulations
I want to give the floor to RODNA!

Ved.: congratulations words now
Sounded from dear friends.
On an anniversary like yours,
Should be even more fun!
Our culprit of honors is worthy,
Now we will arrange something for you.

Program Guide.

TV, presenter in it, a group of guests to perform songs.

Vedas: Good afternoon! Our audience is different.
We send you screen greetings.
To everyone who watches us today
We will tell without embellishment
News of one outback,
Our story is about a countrywoman.
From the village of Reid
Message arrived -
To everyone's surprise.
Report:
There is one beauty
And she is the sweetest of all
She is called Rima
Her heart is like the sun.
If there is a holiday in the club house,
She is the first rascal
The ringleader, the hypocrite,
That's the woman! Believe!
And she was a kolobok
And dived like a fish
If necessary, and a cop
It will become very flexible.
All roles can not be counted,
After all, Rima has talent!
And slender, but majestic!
Acts like a peacock
Well, he says speeches
It's like a river is babbling.
But she's a coward
As the mouse sees - yells!
And for the rest:
Wonderful rural woman
This citizen!
All animals will confirm
Even shepherd puppy.
That woman is top notch!
Reid lives in the village!
And now the vocal-instrumental group Slender Waist will tell us about this woman, no, sorry, the group Saggy Belly.
It turns out, stepping heavily, stroking their bellies, a group of guests and sing to the tune of the song "New Turn".
We made a promise to ourselves
Don't deviate from the straight path
But, to Rimma skidded ... m..m..m
And boil, and fry,
The curtains will starch,
Hey, fly in soon ... m..m..m

Chorus: Here, glorious pancake, compote,
Doesn't fit in your mouth
And I'm so rushing
And she carries:
Olivier salad,
Sauce, marmalade.
Go ahead, believe
Goose meat
You have pity on me.

There's a plate of cucumbers
And potatoes with jelly.
Here - baking brings ... m..m..m
And salads are carbs!
Oh, the belly is growing, guys,
But, I pull everything into my mouth ... m..m..m

Vedas: We complete the transfer,
In conclusion, we wish
Live without old age
Work without fatigue
Health - without treatment,
Happiness - without grief.
We wish you earthly blessings,
We know you deserve them!

Vedas.Now I will ask our hero of the day to go to the middle of the hall.
Look, well, just a beauty, a real woman.
And if someone doubts this, that she is just a real woman, then I will prove to you now.
1. A real woman just needs to smell sweet.
Perfume to the exit. (to a man)
Let's create a halo of fragrance around our beauty...
2. It would be nice for our hero of the day in this situation to have beautiful beads(to a man)
– Be a bead – hang elegantly around your neck.
3. The portrait is good. But the gold bracelet is missing.
Golden bracelet for the exit.
4. What else does a real woman need? Handbag
She will hang on the arm
5. And at the end of the portrait! Foreign car!
Get close. Let her lean on you in a businesslike way.

And now look: here is a real woman for you!
There are so many courageous men around her, one does not let go of her hand (watch), the other bewitches her with his charms (spirits), and the rest just hang on her. Is this not proof that our hero of the day is a real woman.

Vedas: Dear guests!
Today is not an easy day for all of us.
Today the doors of the heart are opened.
So that wishes flow like a river,
To do this, they poured wine into a glass.
It's time to congratulate us
Here, at the table, a beautiful maiden.
Yes, yes, the hero of the big celebration,
We will give congratulations like the Firebird!
Fill the glasses to the brim
And say congratulations words
The most beautiful anniversary.
And then we'll drink everything to the bottom!

Vedas.: And now I invite several people to participate in the game. I will read the text, and you show everything that I read.
You are walking in a hot desert. You are terribly thirsty. Your throat is dry, you can barely move your legs. And the sun beats down mercilessly. Suddenly, on the horizon you see an oasis. With the last of your strength, you go to him. Seeing the stream, you are madly happy, raise your hands to heaven and kneel down. Leaning on your hands, you tilt your head towards the water.
Everyone gets on all fours. The host salutes the birthday girl and addresses her.
- Dear Rimma, in honor of your anniversary, a platoon of service dogs has been formed!

Second toast.

Host: And we continue to congratulate ... (name and patronymic of the hero of the day). As the proverb says, tell me who your friend is and I will tell you who you are. And there are a lot of tales about female friendship in general. As if it does not exist at all ... It happens, it still happens! There is not a single woman in the world who does not have girlfriends. So, our hero of the occasion is congratulated by her friends!

SONG OF FRIENDS
to the motive of a song from the movie “Wedding with a dowry” (“I won’t praise myself in vain ...”)
1
About you, friend, a song
We wrote in the morning
We are so wonderful with you
So much light and kindness!
All people will say about you:
And beautiful and smart
Our women's shortcomings
Completely devoid!
2
You, girlfriend, girlfriend
Don't waste your time:
Get the "check" soon
And pour your friends!
Life will seem more beautiful
Let's sing and dance
All men will be ours
No one can run away

Vedas. Just two numbers five and five.
But how much do they mean
and how things look different.
It's just how you submit them...
Add them up - there will only be ten
And childhood is seen again ...
It is still impossible to weigh everything in life.
But the whole world wants to hug.
Multiply them - there will be twenty-five
Still unknown disease.
Ready to hug your friends
And you want to live and be useful.
Two numbers next to five and five
You know how to weigh and argue
Not many want to hug.
But you know life
and you can build
and rebuild again.

Dear birthday girl, let today's holiday always remind you that retirement is not a reason to lay down your hands. It's time for experiments! You can change your hair color, you can sew a breathtaking dress, grow roses in pots, learn something that you never had enough time for... The main thing is to be sure: life is just beginning! We wish you such good health that it will be enough for all your experiments and for many, many years of a happy life!

TOAST
There are several important stages in a woman's life:

girlhood- when you want everything, but your parents won't let you;

marriage- when you want everything, but your husband does not let you;

parenting- when you want even more, but the children are not allowed; And,

finally , retirement- when everything is possible and no one will forbid!

Let's drink to this wonderful age when a woman can finally devote her time to herself!
Leading. As if it was not with us,
Eighteen, twenty, twenty-five.
And where did the strength come from?
That we could fly like birds.

Eighteen rushed like a dream
Bright carefree years.
First love in incomplete twenty,
And a family with a child at twenty-two.

At twenty-five, life was seething like the sea,
Then suddenly raised to the sky,
That threw us into the abyss of grief,
And sometimes cracked at the seams.

Time passed and the children grew up
We are now raising our grandchildren,
Our songs are again at the cradle,
As before, they sound with tenderness.

The youths say after us: "old women",
They, beardless, simply do not understand:
That we are getting younger, like science,
There will be a hundred, but in the heart - twenty-five

Competition for the best connoisseur of fairy tales

1A fairy tale about a hostel that collapsed from overpopulation. Teremok
2. A fairy tale about the benefits of collective labor in agriculture. turnip
3. A tale about the insecurity of casual acquaintances. red Riding Hood
4. A fairy tale that you can work in a hostel and get married elsewhere. Snow White
5. A fairy tale with three assassination attempts and one murder . Kolobok
6. The tale that, being an absolute log, you can provide for the old age of your parents well. Pinocchio
7. People's action movie, in which two, brought up on the old traditions, could not achieve the desired result, and the little sly one did what those two had planned. Ryaba hen
8. This fairy tale is a bright advertisement for home fire insurance. . cat house
9. Fairy tale - a textbook for mothers-in-law on checking daughters-in-law. Princess Frog
10. A fairy tale in which a fox is in a civil marriage with a cat . Kotofey Ivanovich
11. A fairy tale with four proposals and only one wedding . Thumbelina
12. People's detective about the abduction of seven minors . Wolf and 7 kids
13. A fairy tale in which one pet suits the personal life of the owner. Puss in Boots
14. The tale that it is easier for a man to change his chosen one than his habits. Blue Beard

Vedas. And now I suggest you go back a little to your childhood. And remember all the good things that once happened to us ... in the USSR (PIONEERS)
(The presenter offers to sing the song “Fly up the bonfires of the blue nights.” Three guests enter the hall, dressed as pioneers or schoolchildren. The presenter should distribute the text to them in advance).

Vedas. As you know, in wine there is wisdom, in cognac there is strength, in vodka there is fun, in beer there is strength, and only in water are microbes. Therefore, I propose once again to fill the glasses, and how can one not recall the words of the poet:
What else do we need in life
To forget about the troubles in an instant?
Poke, pull, poke,
Lay behind the collar.
Life is like a zebra - all striped.
Celebrate fate's whim
All the way, in the insole, in the board
And to the prone position.
It's easy to knock us out of the saddle,
And more reliable than lead
knock over, peck, drink,
Nazyuzyukatsya to the end!

Leading. Has all its meaning -
And the course of time, and the course of things.
Congratulations
Great anniversary!
Let's raise our full glasses
For your finest hour to come,
To keep love warm,
Hope filled you.
You look amazing to everyone
Beautiful wise clear look.
We wish you a beautiful life
Easy second fifty!
(Guests drink).
Presenter: Every age of a woman is beautiful!
Freshness, youth, wisdom, maturity of years...
For those who don't understand the question...
I want to give an answer to that question.

Youth, well, she is always beautiful -
Who does not look after youth?
A woman in her prime is not in vain
The fiery poet sings.

Wisdom comes in middle age
Experience - at least share your tips!
Grandchildren call their grandmother, they come in,
Youth second! move

A woman is always beautiful!
Body, deed, thought, soul,
Life doesn't pass in vain
And she will be forever young

Vedas: And we continue our news program. And in honor of the beautiful woman Rimma, the folklore group “Lapti-give” will perform ditties.

TALE (Instant performance)
King, butterfly, bunny, fox, chicken
In a certain kingdom-state there lived a positive optimistic king. Once the king was walking along a forest path, and not just walking, but jumping. He waved his arms, generally enjoyed life. I was chasing a multi-colored butterfly, but I still couldn’t catch it. And the butterfly will show his tongue to him. That will make a face. In general, the word indecent will shout. In the end, the butterfly got tired of teasing the king, and she flew away into the thicket of the forest.

And the king laughed and galloped on. Suddenly, a little hare jumped out to meet him. The king was frightened by surprise and stood in the pose of an ostrich, that is, head down. The bunny was surprised at such a royal pose. Trembling with fear. The bunny's paws shook. And the hare screamed in an inhuman voice.

And just then the fox was returning from the night shift from the poultry farm. Brought a chicken home. The fox saw what was happening on the path, but in surprise she let go of the chicken. And the chicken turned out to be insolent. She cackled with delight, gave the fox a crack, so much so that she clutched her head in pain.

And the chicken jumped up to the king and pecked at his soft spot. The king jumped in surprise and straightened up, and the bunny, out of fear of such a fox, jumped on its paws and grabbed it by the ears. The fox here abruptly took a course into the forest thicket.

And the king and the brave hen also jumped along the path cheerfully and positively. And then. Holding hands. They rode off in the direction of the royal palace. What do you think will happen next with the chicken? Well, I don’t know this, but I think that he will definitely pour it for her. As well as all the guests present.

Leading: So this is the end of the fairy tale, and whoever listened .... he pours !!!
Musical pause

Performing "GIRL IN THREE CIRCUITS"

Requisites, attributes: a box of chocolates, a pack of tea, clothes for "girls": scarves, bows, headbands, etc., short skirts, stockings, flip-flops with bows.

The congratulations involve guys or men, big, with bellies.

Having prepared in advance, they enter the hall "girls in three girths"

(The scene involves disguised guys, men, scarves or bows on the head, pre-sewn tutu skirts, stockings, boxes in the hands - gifts with a surprise inside)

We are girls in three girths
We came to you for the holiday
And congratulate the addressee
Better time not found

Bring your greetings
And smiles ringing laughter
And in a box of candy
To bring success

And we wish
You never get bored
And invite us more often
Oh! For strong delicious tea

Also follow the instructions
Never be discouraged
And in a good mood
you always meet guests
(balls are given)

In this OH! cozy home
We sang nonsense
Pour glasses quickly
We have been waiting for grooms

Contest.
This competition will be held between the two sides of the tables. The first people sitting at the tables are given one piece of paper and a pen in their hands. At the command of the host, they should start making a paper airplane. As soon as someone has made his airplane, he passes it to the second guest and gives him a pen. The second guest at the table must write one word on the airplane in the form of a wish. For example, happiness, love or health. And then he passes both the pen and the airplane to the third. The third guest also writes one word of wish and passes it on and on. Etc. The main condition is that you cannot repeat the words that are already written on the airplane! And in the end, which side of the table will be the first to deliver its airplane with the wishes of the hero of the day, she wins

The host offers to drink for all the congratulations that were addressed to the hero of the day.
Vedas: Dear guests! We were so carried away by congratulations and forgot that today is not an easy anniversary. 55 years for a woman- this is the boundary, having crossed which, she begins to live in a new quality. As a pensioner, in our case as a working pensioner.
The gray hairs hid, the fire burns in the eyes,
Today, on a holiday, you are among friends.
From the bottom of my heart, they are in a hurry to congratulate you
All guests at the table on your anniversary.
Today, attention is here for you, love,
We all hasten to wish you success.
You remember the youth of the past again,
You see dreams about your pension!
And on a bright day for us, in the night eclipse,
A path has been paved for you with a bright star,
Let everything be always, only at will -
Longing and sadness will go away from the heart.
Today is such a special day for you.
We are all ready to confirm this -
And this choice is yours quite conscious,
To be a working pensioner!