Beautifully unusual birthday greetings. Happy birthday greetings to a woman: beautiful and unusual options
Sometimes the congratulations of guests at a gala banquet can be very similar and in this regard, they lose their meaning and tire those around them. so that your words will be remembered by the birthday boy and guests? First of all, it is necessary to avoid standard "postcard" congratulations and try to draw up an individual appeal to the hero of the occasion. It can be written in prose and verse, depending on the preferences of the birthday person.
birthday funny
Such congratulations can be issued in the form of unusual and funny telegrams, which "accidentally" happened to the guest, and he is ready to read them to the birthday boy. Wishes are supplemented with appropriate drawings and presented to the hero of the occasion. If you have the necessary equipment, you can prepare and demonstrate an original presentation. Here is an example of what you can wish for a birthday in the texts of funny telegrams:
I congratulate you and wish you quickly find me! Meaning of life.
I remind you: hurry up! If this year you do not show sufficient male activity, then there will be no one to give me to you in 100 years! Glass of water.
When will I become one? And will you find your soul mate? Satan.
Don't run so fast! Stop playing sports and lead a correct lifestyle, otherwise I can not catch up with you. Old age.
This year I decided never to leave you, because everyone notices me when I'm with you. The beauty.
Perhaps, I will stay in your house for a visit, because it is so cozy, calm and beautiful in it! Wealth.
We decided that you should visit us this year! Maldives, Seychelles, etc.
Happy Birthday Poems
If you yourself cannot compose a suitable congratulation, then try to choose the most unusual and interesting from the variety of options offered. What can you wish for your birthday so that your address to the hero of the occasion is non-standard? For example, present the birthday girl as a congratulation "Charging" and ask her to perform an improvisation on the theme of the poem. By this time, she had already sat up, accepting the wishes.
Charging for a woman
At the "time" you straighten your back,
On "two" - a half-face smile!
On "three" - tilt the head slightly,
And on "four": tsa-tsa-tsa!
At five, sit down on the track
Six - fix your hairstyle,
At "seven" - a little cosmetics,
At "eight" - throw a comb in your purse!
"Nine" - higher heels,
On "ten" - the chest is slightly forward!
Feel your body breathing
And life calls for adventure!
Conclusion
What can you wish for a birthday to cheer up the invited guests and simulate a happy future for the hero of the occasion? Take any description of the world's famous resorts, read it out emotionally and hand over a map of the island with a parting word to be sure to visit it. If the birthday person is looking for a couple, then find a sensual description of a romantic meeting from the classics of literature and present this work with the wishes to surpass the author in terms of the emotional intensity of the described events.
So, if your friend is approaching the very event that, like being sung in a song, happens once a year - take care to come up with an unusual birthday greeting for him!
So, experiment with gifts. Think that your friend will like him and give him a gift for the soul in the end, and not another unnecessary trinket in a museum of unnecessary faiths.
An unusual and interesting gift will be the one to which you have applied imagination and sincerity, you have spent time. For example, you can transform several pairs of socks into a bouquet of flowers by twisting each sock in a special way - it will turn out to be fun, unforgettable and useful (socks are always useful).
You can experiment with sweets by making a beautiful craft, decorated with the birthday boy's favorite sweets.
You can also, to bring a truly unusual birthday greetings to life, by buying any gift you consider to be a good gift, pack it in such a way that the unpacking process itself will bring a lot of positive emotions to the birthday person.
Here it is necessary to act, of course, according to the situation, because every birthday person is special, and his birthday should be special. But let's give an example: the birthday boy unpacks a huge box, and inside there is a mountain of his favorite chocolates. Between the chocolates there is, for example, a shaving machine.
For an unusual birthday greetings, just "one hundred clothes" for a gift will do. For example, if you are giving a piece of jewelry, the size and shape of the box will make everything immediately clear. But if the present is in a box, and the box is in a box, and this box is in an even larger box, this will become really the most unusual and funny gift in his life. You can also put sweets, balloons, streamers between the spaces of the boxes - whatever your heart desires!
Stylish and trendy, you're just crazy.
You are always on top, everyone envies you.
I wish to find a super cool friend, I kiss you
Happy birthday my friend!
I wish you great health!
So that the chest does not hang with a rag,
So that cunnilingus once a week
Somebody else would do you!
And at dawn in the early morning,
When there is no strength to wake up,
So that not an alarm clock - damn it,
And passionate sex woke you up!
Happy birthday my friend!
I wish this picture:
There is something to wear, there is an apartment, a car!
You are queen! Rivals are fools!
And there are only big bills in the wallet!
With all our hearts we wish you laughter,
Fun, joy, success,
Do not get sick, do not lose heart,
Eat okay, sleep soundly
Never worry
Do not be angry, do not swear,
Be healthy, smile!
Let your life flow like a river
Among the rocky shores
And may they always live with you
Hope, faith and love!
Happy birthday, congratulations and wish:
Friends -
Present;
Euro -
Millions;
Joy -
Huge;
Live in
Prosperity,
Food -
Immodest;
Individuality -
Bright!
We wish you:
In work - speed,
In health - vigor,
In happiness - eternity,
In life - infinity.
From the sun - heat
From people - good
From her husband - tenderness
From friends - love and fidelity.
The old legend says:
When a person was born -
The star in the sky will light up
To shine on him forever.
So let it shine for you
At least up to a hundred years old,
And your house protects happiness
And joy will always be in him.
May everything be fine in life
Without grief and adversity,
Let everything be bright and clear
For many, many years to come!
To the sound of a crystal glass
The sizzle of sweet wine
Happy birthday, congratulations
We wish you happiness and goodness.
I wish you to be happy!
Bloom more magnificent than any roses!
The road to happiness hastily
Pass without grief and without tears!
I wish you happiness, songs, laughter!
More joy, more success.
I wish you a hundred years
Not knowing grief, tears and troubles!
What to give you dear on your birthday,
Flowers, champagne, sweets, decorations.
Or maybe a star from heaven that shines brightly
And illuminates the way for you and the children.
Or maybe I'll give the sun in my palm,
That warms the soul with a tender kiss.
Or maybe a breath of air, or maybe a light breeze
Or maybe, maybe, maybe….! I know for sure!
I will give you my dear
A piece of my heart with an open door
So that she knew that I love with my soul and heart!
Always be beautiful and carefree
Fuck all the household chores
"Oh, what a woman has passed!"
And don't forget about makeup, of course,
Even if you go home
So that every man he meets thinks:
"Oh, what a lady, my God!"
And one more famous tip:
Sometimes take a glass
So that every man he meets thinks:
"Oh, what a woman, damn it!"
We don't know what to give you
We break our heads, we do not sleep.
We will not give a ticket anymore
On a tour to Europe or Crimea.
What if you don’t want from us
Leave even for five days
Or doubts will torment:
"Leave your wife? Go with her?"
We will not give a jeep as a gift -
Multiply worries for you:
Garage, petrol, driving license, parking ...
Live better for yourself.
We'd better give attention,
Smiles, warm words -
Intangible gift,
But the power is like witchcraft.
After all, the mood of the team
Where you spend your life day after day
Determines the mood
With which you enter your house.
So, we give you joy,
Health ... That is, we give something
What Bill Gates Can't Buy
A gift to you. That's what it is!
Birthday is the best holiday
What else is there to say.
Only joy and happiness
You have to wish for it.
So that there is success in everything
Laughter poured loudly around.
Respected at work
Prizes were awarded.
Well, let care at home
The whole family surrounds
From the bottom of our hearts we will shout loudly
The birthday girl "Hurray!"
Anything you want dear
Let it always come true
Let it gilded and sparkle
Your love, your dream.
And the one who is dear will be near -
Relatives, caring, yours.
Let life bloom like a magic garden
Streams like a stream of gold.
Let good luck chase
Wealth is always lacking.
Brighter, bigger and richer
Life offers and gives.
We wish you on your birthday
Smiles and warmth of relatives,
Good luck, happiness, only fun,
And gold jewelry.
We wish you health
Be with friends more often.
And we embrace with all our soul
So that everything is okay in life!
On this day, I wish you:
Happiness, joy, love,
So that sorrow does not torment,
So that things go well.
So that there is abundance in the house,
To make your dreams come true
So that loved ones love
So that flowers bloom in my soul.
To make the sky blue
Over your head.
To make the sun shine
For you and above you.
Let everything come true as in a fairy tale!
Let the light burn in the window!
Let the colors of life play!
All the best to you! Hey!
Birthday girl beautiful
We will not tire of wanting
Be cheerful, gentle, passionate,
Bloom every year.
Let insults and bad weather
Bypass you by the side,
And the sea of happiness shines
In the depths of bottomless eyes.
To have a faithful knight nearby
Supported and encouraged,
Yes, with a carriage, of course,
A hundred horsepower.
Let all dreams come true
Fulfilled just in time.
May love give wings
And a fair breeze.
I wish you to smile
And with good luck to go through life,
To grief and bad weather
There were no paths on yours.
Always be beautiful and desired.
Be as fresh as a bud in the dew
So that there are always sunrises and sunsets
You met with your beloved everywhere ...
The sky is clear over your head!
Catch joy in every moment.
Be happy, be proud of yourself.
Take everything you can from life!
May today, as in a dream,
Everything will become kind and sweet.
Let even those who congratulate
About whom I have long forgotten.
May there be many gifts
And smiles and fun.
Let it be remembered for a long time
Your wonderful birthday!
Decorate life with yourself,
Like a mysterious flower.
Not even a cloud dares
To darken your corner.
On this wonderful birthday
I want to wish you:
Happiness, peace, inspiration,
Always be on top
Be perky, be playful
Never lose heart
Come on and just be a Goddess
To command the world!
And I also wish you love
A fabulous stream of money.
And may all your desires
They will come true just in time!
On this bright birthday
We want to wish you
Do not get sick and be lucky
Rejoice, flourish!
Fulfillment of all desires,
Light roads of life.
So that no one ever
Couldn't hurt.
The house was so cozy.
Let children's laughter sound there.
In your house, let adversity,
Bypass everyone!
To be the most desirable of all in the world
Dazzling with beauty.
Surround family and friends
Wisdom and kindness.
Let the smile illuminate
Your face is like the light of the sun.
May joy fill the heart
Luck protects from troubles.
May every day be beautiful
Like stars in the Arctic Circle.
Let the fire in your soul not go out
And there will be time for leisure.
All days lie like diamonds
Near your sparkling feet.
You have three thousand talents
God bless you and your loved ones!
Happy birthday, friend, you are my dear. I congratulate you very gently And I kiss you! I wish you happiness, Cool life and love, So that your clever eyes shine with joy! So that she was so beautiful Many, many more years. So that the bright light of our friendship shines without fading away!
I wish you great health!
So that the chest does not hang with a rag,
So that cunnilingus once a week
Somebody else would do you!
And at dawn in the early morning,
When there is no strength to wake up,
And passionate sex woke you up!
Happy birthday my friend!
I wish this picture:
There is something to wear, there is an apartment, a car!
You are queen! Rivals are fools!
And there are only big bills in the wallet!
I wish you great health!
So that the chest does not hang with a rag,
So that cunnilingus once a week
Somebody else would do you!
And at dawn in the early morning,
When there is no strength to wake up,
So that not an alarm clock - damn it,
And passionate sex woke you up!
Spring strides across the planet
smiles and flowers.
Children laugh, rejoice
and there is more beauty.
the clouds will suddenly flutter
and the happiness of a variety of fairy tales
will come to you for sure.
And there will be many wishes
warmth, hope and love.
Heaven will reveal a secret to you -
your dreams will come true.
We hasten to congratulate you without delay
On a wonderful, bright holiday - your birthday!
We wish you happiness, great news,
Enjoy unusual impressions!
Let smiles and attention surround
And all our wishes will come true
So that life only gives joy to you
And certainly everything was in order!
What to give you dear on your birthday,
Flowers, champagne, sweets, decorations.
Or maybe a star from heaven that shines brightly
And illuminates the way for you and the children.
Or maybe I'll give the sun in my palm,
That warms the soul with a tender kiss.
Or maybe a breath of air, or maybe a light breeze
Or maybe, maybe, maybe….! I know for sure!
I will give you my dear
A piece of my heart with an open door
So that she knew that I love with my soul and heart!
With all our hearts we wish you laughter,
Fun, joy, success,
Do not get sick, do not lose heart,
Eat okay, sleep soundly
Never worry
Do not be angry, do not swear,
Be healthy, smile!
Let your life flow like a river
Among the rocky shores
And may they always live with you
Hope, faith and love!
Spring strides across the planet
smiles and flowers.
Children laugh, rejoice
and there is more beauty.
On your birthday, a bright holiday,
the clouds will suddenly flutter
and the happiness of a variety of fairy tales
will come to you for sure.
And there will be many wishes
warmth, hope and love.
Heaven will reveal a secret to you -
your dreams will come true.
So that on your birthday you
Laughed beautifully.
And to make you look
Brazenly and happily.
Let there be a holiday in fate
This one is the best!
And let them die
Rainy clouds.
Happy Birthday! Into the soul of summer!
And in bed for an omelet
Necessarily with passion.
Drown in love in power.
Bathe in kisses
Plunge into ecstasy
And let it be longer
Your mutual orgasm.
Happy birthday, congratulations
I wish you happiness, joy
So that you live in abundance
So that everything in life is sweet!
So that you ride like in oil,
So that your dreams are frustrated.
To have a sea of money
Your house has cost grief.
Stood in the Ferrari garage
To be appreciated, respected.
And a final wish:
Love, attention, smiles!
Happy Birthday
Life was like jam
So that there are no worries
And he kept all the fire.
Let all the sorrows go away
And they take away sadness with them,
To have peace at home
The wind did not torment the through.
Let the birds sing playfully
Let nature look jealously
How do you live every day -
The heart where the lilac blooms.
Birthday i
I wish you well
Laughing and living is easy
Drink luck milk!
Well, what can you wish for?
To achieve all the desired goals.
And always strive only upward,
To make all wishes come true.
Happy birthday today
You, beloved, close person!
I wish you joy, luck.
Friends of the most faithful, with friendship forever.
May life give you gifts
Which will give a lot of happiness.
Love you huge and bright emotions.
And let the hardships and bad weather go away!
Happy Birthday
I am you, my love.
Let me fall in love with you
Constantly, over and over again.
I wish inspiration
Fantastic sunrises for you
Only romantic sunsets
Happiness, joyful greetings.
You are my love forever
You are my soul, destiny
And congratulations today
Happy Birthday to You!
Let the dreams all come to life
I will give you happiness
And I will say, I am not ashamed,
That I love you, I love you!
I can honestly admit
That you are no more dear
I love you so much,
You are my ray, the sun's light,
Happy birthday congratulations
From the heart of you now
And I wish you a lot of happiness
Strength and wisdom reserve!
I hasten to congratulate my soul mate,
And I want to wish you happiness
So that the sun always shines over you,
So that we are there forever with you!
To keep the smile on your face
So that any business succeeds,
I wish you success loving
May everything work out for you
Let your head spin with happiness
And let the bad be forgotten
Happy birthday to you!
May there be no cloudy days
And you will not meet troubles and evil,
And let life be more fun
I love you very much!
I am with you, for you, and forever,
I give you my heart
All you need is in one person,
May everything be always good!
I congratulate you today
Happy birthday my love!
On this day I wish you
So that your life is happy!
Let everything that you would like so much
Everything came true. And new dreams
Would add aspiration, courage,
To achieve what you want!
May love and friendship be with you
Many joyful, unique days!
And I'll be there if need be.
And I will become a support in your fate!
You take my peace
You stir up your imagination.
Congratulations, my angel,
You on a glorious birthday.
I wish you a golden fate
May happiness warm
May my love ward off
Bad weather from you.
I wish you more
Happy events
New wanderings, impressions,
News, discoveries.
For me you are the light in the window
My joy, inspiration.
Congratulations my sun
On your lovely birthday.
I wish you this day
Beautiful, sunny weather,
Let the surf gently rustle,
Only in happiness years fly by.
Let the flowers smell
And the nightingales sing so sweetly
I wish you kindness
To be forever my mystery.
Today I will congratulate you
My love, you are my happiness
And I thank heaven for you
You are my tenderness and wealth!
I wish your dreams come true
So that the path is easy
So that we are inseparable
So that we have a common route!
My love, I hasten to congratulate
Happy wonderful holiday
I want to wish you happiness
And to make your dreams come true!
Live in wealth and sorrow
I wish you not to know
I wish you great health,
And conquer all the peaks!
I will always believe in you
I will help you
And I will surround you with my care
I will surprise you!