A comic birthday package for a man. Comic congratulations on the presentation of cool birthday gifts
Congratulations 1:
Fifty-five to you today
Like a berry again
You shine, intrigue
You keep on surprising.
Congratulations 2:
So many congratulations sounded
Well, take ours,
Prepared a gift
Let's make dreams come true!
Congratulations 1:
Get ready and don't be afraid
I ask you to close your eyes
Most worthy of him,
Magic, what to say!
(They give a toy island. You can just pour sand into a jar, insert a toy palm tree there, or try to work with papier mache)
Congratulations 2:
And so that there is something to work with,
There, to collect coconuts,
Took care of it
You must accept everything as a gift!
(Hands over a toy bucket with a shovel and a rake)
Congratulations 1:
And so that life seems easy
So that the problems fly away
To brighten your days
She filled everything up without any problems.
To return to childhood again,
To please you with little things
I give you a gift
Here, please, in the hands of a dream!
(Handing soap bubbles)
Congratulations 2:
And there is also, fashionable clothes,
Specially chosen for you
You will definitely be the most stylish
Apparently it's time to try it on!
(He hands over a kitchen apron. Or you can have a nightcap, or even leggings with bright drawings)
Congratulations 1:
And so that health is strong,
And it never failed
So as not to sneeze and not get sick,
And to grow younger in soul!
(Hands over lemon or ascorbic acid)
Congratulations 2:
And as a last gift
I want to give you today
To be always so beautiful
To conquer the whole world with beauty!
(Serves face cream. The standard label should be replaced with the words "Rejuvenating cream", or something like that)
Gift options may be different. Remember that before funny congratulations, you need to warn the host of the event so that an eyeliner is made to such a surprise.
Congratulations to the woman
It is better that all congratulations be men.
Congratulations 1:
What a marvelous anniversary
How many guests have come
You conquer with a smile
Like the sun shining.
So that you were beautiful
To live in joy
So that grief, troubles do not know
And the bad washed away!
(Hands over a washcloth)
Congratulations 2:
So that life is brilliant
So that you live in abundance
So that dreams always come true
All bad things were forgotten.
So that miracles happen
I have prepared a gift!
(Hands over a bag of dry glitter)
Congratulations 3:
Brightness to you, success,
I wish you valuable fur
A beautiful woman
And sometimes dangerous.
Color your life
This is what I give you!
(Hands over a set of watercolors)
Congratulations 1:
In general, we wished a lot,
Let the road be even
And don't be afraid of dirt, dust,
We did not protect against it!
(Hands over galoshes)
Congratulations 2:
Finally, I will say
Or rather, I will give
That which will bring good luck
They gave it to me for change!
(Hands over five kopecks)
Congratulations 3:
He's joking, of course
And from us, to be honest,
Please accept, I ask for a gift
It will be delicious and sweet!
(Hands over a box of chocolates)
Congratulations to a woman 50 years old
In this case, a friend, with whom the hero of the occasion has known for many years, should act as the congratulatory one:
Congratulations:
You are like a flower, tender, beautiful,
So be you always loved
You are fifty today
And congratulations to everyone!
I have prepared gifts
Now I will hand them to you
Oh, something in the hall has become hot
Well, well, perhaps I'll start.
The first gift, the most needed,
Always carry it with you
He will help get rid of stress,
And blow away the bad forever!
(Hands over a toy fan)
So that I never forget
About your brightness, beauty,
Your copy today
I want to give you a present!
(Hands over the barbie doll)
Another wonderful friend
So that you bloom like a rose,
To feel comfortable
I brought you a gift!
You can store coins in it,
Or maybe he just stands
I highly recommend
Happy to plant happiness in it!
(Hands over the flower pot)
And so that the pot is not empty,
I know you can forget
I took care of it
And that's what I want to give!
(Hands over a packet of seeds)
Well, finally, dear,
I want to wish you
So that you smile more often
You shine like a star!
And so that you don't forget
About my wish,
I give you now as a keepsake
What is most important!
(Presenting a large foil star with the inscription: "Star of Happiness")
Congratulations to the man
In the center of the hall, congratulations appear with a large bag in their hands.
Congratulations 1:
We were going for a long time,
To come to the anniversary,
And halfway there, imagine
They suddenly began to pester us.
Uncles with epaulets, but in caps,
Asked us questions for an hour
What do we carry in this bag,
In general, they detained us!
Congratulations 2:
We settled everything quickly,
Straight to you, at the table,
Congratulations on your anniversary,
We know a lot about gifts!
Relax, smile
Maybe even reach out
We wish you together
More greenery, cabbage!
(Hand over a bunch of lettuce and a head of cabbage)
Congratulations 1:
And also, so that life is raspberry,
You've always had
So that you are a prominent man
You have never been sick.
To eat a lot of meat
So that you don't eat sweets,
So that you are always strong
I got everything I wanted!
(Hand over a jar of raspberry jam. You can also add a toy weight)
Congratulations 2:
So that you are in good shape
So that you forget about sadness
To make life seem sweet
So that good things happen.
So that you are in the mood
To forget about troubles,
In general, I hand it over from the bottom of my heart,
I promise you inspiration!
(Hands over a chocolate bar)
What to say when giving a gift.
You have been looking for a suitable gift for a loved one or just a very good friend for a long time, and bought, as it seems to you, exactly what he needs. But how to present a present so that the presentation is original and memorable?
Which greeting speech would be most appropriate? The article contains congratulations to the most common and valuable gifts. You can use them unchanged or add something of your own.
The most important thing is that the congratulation sounded sincere, and the hero of the occasion accepted your valuable gift as a sign of warm and cordial relations.
Words to a gift bank with money in poetry and prose
What is the most practical gift? Money, of course! Even if you visited a dozen shops on the eve of the celebration and did not find something that the birthday boy or a colleague would really like, then you always have a win-win option - to give money.
We invite you to present a jar or other glass vessel with money, accompanying the moment of delivery with a comic quatrain or a simple but original congratulation.
A birthday present should be original, useful, beautiful and evoke positive emotions. All these requirements are met by such a present as money.
How can you give money so that the gift does not look official and will be remembered for a long time?
- Roll up a can of money and write a comic label. For example, "dried greens", "cauliflower".
- Present a sealed jar with days and hand it over with the words: "I give you a bank account."
- Give a bank of money and a printed instruction detailing how to stamp money.
What words should I use to decorate a money gift?
Please accept my sincere congratulations! May your health be good, may good luck accompany you in all your endeavors. To make everything go smoothly and well in life, so that in the morning you want to sing merrily, I give you this jar of money. I think with them you are guaranteed smiles and vivid impressions.
I congratulate you and wish you warmth and comfort, so that the sunlight warms in any weather. May your desires come true. I give you a jar of money to start this process faster!
A jar is almost like a pot as a gift.
You give - and immediately everything is good.
There is where to put and where to put.
It immediately becomes easier to live.
Everyone goes to their places
And nothing just rolls around.
The jar is the most useful item in the world.
Better gift, of course, no.
A jar is not a simple subject,
And universal.
Accept the gift you
This one is unique.
She will solve a hundred problems
In an instant
Because created
Just for filling.
Ideal for water
Milk and juice
Will become a flower vase
Not bad for wine.
Suitable for loose
For cereals and semolina.
And most reliable of all
Save money in the bank.
If something you want
Urgently buy for yourself,
Our gift will help here
Make all your dreams come true!
Words for the gift "bank of money" Bank money is cool
Take from us soon
With a tidy sum in a stash
Life is warmer and more fun.
I give a big jar
The initial contribution lies in it.
Refill your piggy bank.
Let the coin rattle.
Money for a big cause
I want to save.
Let there be strength and faith
Anything you want to buy.
I'll put the money in the bank,
I will close the lid.
Here is a present, what
I'll arrange it for you.
For good only deeds
Let the penny go.
If you need
Break the jar!
I want to give today
The money in the bank is for you!
Let them help you in your goals.
Take them from me.
I'm sure you know
Where do you need them.
I sincerely wish you
Buy everything that you want.
In honor of a significant day
I want to congratulate you,
I wish success to overtake
And it felt better than anyone
So that I go around
Any sorrow and misfortune
So that peace reigns in my soul,
So that God is always with you
To health never
Nothing has done any harm
Little pieces of paper, as from me,
May you have more.
Video: How to give money in an original way for a wedding, birthday or anniversary (money bank)?
Words to a gift machine in poetry and prose
Not everyone can donate a car. But if you have prepared such an impressive present, then you just need to complement the congratulations with a comic wish.
- I congratulate you on your birthday! I won't tell you standard wishes. Your guests did it for me today. Today I will fulfill one of your dreams: accept a car as a gift. I think this brand suits you. Observe the rules and be lucky on the road!
- Happy Birthday! May fate surprise you pleasant surprises. For example, such as today: take this car as a gift! It is always pleasant for a good person to give a valuable gift, because you will cherish it and will not turn your nose up! With such a car, you will always and everywhere appear on time!
- Happy Birthday! I wish you all the most the best: health, good luck, fulfillment of all your cherished desires. May fate spoil you and give you only memorable gifts. For example, a car! Now you can also congratulate you on the purchase of a foreign car! Make new plans with the car, because the accumulated money can be spent on another desire!
To be fashionable and stylish
And everywhere, in order to keep up,
Take the car
He's just a match for you.
Becoming the owner of the wheels
Don't put your nose high
Don't drive on the road
Follow the rules.
Let the car become a friend
Runs through life circle after circle.
Hold the steering wheel in your hands
And cherish the gift.
Have time everywhere and do a lot,
Now you can confidently, boldly.
And you won't get tired anymore
He will solve almost all problems.
Handsome and fast, not a fairy tale, but a reality,
I give you this car.
May it always serve you flawlessly,
And so that the gas tank is never empty!
My love for you cannot be measured
There are no words to describe it,
I want to entrust my modest gift,
I hasten to hand over the keys to the car.
Drive carefully, don't drive too hard
Take care of your life and health,
Get pleasure from driving.
Green light is always on the way!
You are very big now
Our man, our hero!
You deserve a car -
All bolts are present.
Just drive carefully
Skipping, if possible,
Still, I am responsible for you -
We are worried about children.
Any holiday purchase -
Buying a car doubly!
I send different wishes,
Easy to ride.
The road was so smooth
There are only friends and relatives in the traffic police.
Machine, lightning like
And not a day to be repaired.
Words for the gift "car" Words to a gift with a cake in poetry and prose
A traditional birthday gift is a cake. It's good if the baked goods are made to order or an interesting wish for the birthday person is written on it. Then the offering of a sweet treat will not look trite and boring.
And if not? How to present one of the essential elements of the celebration? Accompany its delivery with a comic commentary or verse.
- Happy birthday! I wish you health, prosperity, a lot money and a sweet life. May this cake delight you today and decorate all your dreams in the same pink color as the ribbons on the box. Let life consist only of white stripes, like these white roses on a cake.
- Happy birthday and I want to sweeten you this happy day with a sweet treat! Cut it only with good thoughts and may everything that you have dreamed of for a long time come true. When it begins to melt in your mouth, let your soul be filled with endless joy.
- Happy birthday! May you have enough: and friends, and money, and warm days, and smiles, and success, and love. And so that your life is filled with sweetness, I give you a cake with the best wishes from the pastry chefs. Sweet love to you, sweet kiss and more luck!
You will not find a delicious gift -
He is gorgeous, gorgeous!
It makes people shiver
It is so relevant today.
A wonderful cake like a dream:
It is fresh and delicious unreal.
It was created slowly
And for you only on purpose!
I give you this wonderful cake
So that all your wishes come true.
So that it is always always - the highest grade
Your long, sweet life!
Let it be airy and tender, the same as him,
There will be every new night.
And may you dream the most fabulous dream
How all misfortunes go away!
I wish you a sweet life,
Therefore, the gift is a cake!
May good happiness stealthily
He will enter your life with love!
I wish you a lot of positive
So that every moment is a parade of successes,
Let all the problems rush by
How fast a horse gallops at a gallop!
My gift is the sweetest.
In fact - the highest grade.
So that everything in life is smooth
I give a cake today.
He will cheer up
He will heal from sorrow
For effective treatment
Take it with tea.
And to increase its properties
A circle of friends helps -
All sorrow will pass instantly
And it's more fun to be treated.
Pour some tea soon
And cut the cake into pieces
So that on sadness and sorrow
We'll put an end to it as soon as possible.
On holiday we want to wish the best:
Dreams cherished to fulfill,
To be in motion and to go towards the goal,
Good people on your way!
May life pleases every sunny day
And happiness will settle in your world,
Good luck, prosperity, strength and love!
Take the most delicious sweetness from us.
May this cake give pleasure
Exquisite tastes satisfaction,
Will delight you with zest and beauty,
And will make your holiday more joyful!
He is exquisite, pleasant
And it tastes incredible!
Cheers up
And will give pleasure.
My gift is a cake.
You know a lot about sweets -
This is a holiday for the soul.
Bring it to the table quickly!
We wish you a sweet life
Like this very cake.
We wish you prosperity
And life without hassle.
May everything be fine
May you always be lucky
Let the troubles forget you
Let life take off.
Words to the gift "cake" Words to a gift with flowers in poetry and prose
You can express your feelings by presenting a beautiful bouquet. Flowers complement the feeling of the holiday and bring the scent of a miracle to the celebration.
Accompanying the presentation of the gift with a comic verse or warm wishes, you will certainly bring joy and spiritual sweetness to the culprit or hero of the occasion.
Happy Birthday! Let your life be like this as bright and colorful as a rainbow. May there be a lot of positive and good emotions in your life. Inexhaustible energy for the realization of your cherished desires will add this bouquet saturated with aromas and shades. I wish you to walk on the roads dotted with flower petals!
Words to the gift "flowers" Happy Holidays! I wish you to be as beautiful as these flowers, and delight the eye with charm!
Happy Birthday! I wish you the fulfillment of all your wishes that luck was always near, and you bloomed like these flowers!
Flowers are a great gift for any holiday They broke my head for a long time
What is the best gift?
Express as admiration
And pleasantly surprise?
Although the gift is not new,
What a holiday without flowers!
And with a bouquet - a wish:
Be as beautiful as a flower
Please our eye with charm.
And let there be no worries!
It may be difficult to surprise with this
They (flowers) have long been familiar:
I thought to revive my feelings -
Give flowers as usual!
Touch the petals with your hand
But they are so lovely!
All gray hair down from the temples,
She will return, our courage!
When it's time to give a bouquet ...
... and this is already cool -
Take a chance, luck awaits in the morning
Success will come again to someone!
I give you these flowers
After all, the best is only you in the world.
May it bring you joy
Their wonderful pleasant smell.
Let the fun cause,
And they fill you with a feeling of caress.
May dreams come true
And everything will be as you want!
For you as a gift
I'll bring flowers
Delicate petals
You will touch with your hand.
Clear and understandable
We are the language of flowers
Let them be about feelings
They speak without words.
Comic and funny words congratulations to gifts
If you are not lazy and prepare a comic wish or a poem for the hero of the occasion, you can make an unforgettable impression on him.
The loved one you are gifted will appreciate your creativity and will remember the words you said for a long time. The selection below will help you find the words you are looking for.
Let you have more reasons for drinking. So that you today we wished both Lamborghini and Ferrari and that their wishes come true. So that on your birthday party you can afford vodka, whiskey and even a cup of tea. Be healthy and happy!
Happy Birthday! I wish you a lot: happiness, joy, good luck, warm days, good neighbors and understanding colleagues. Let the flow of dollars and euros rush to your house! When there are too many banknotes, you will wave your hands and shout: "This is enough!"
Our dear birthday boy!
Although you already [and not] fifty kopecks,
Still joy for friends -
Birthday, anniversary!
After all, any of the birthdays -
Also a reason for giving.
Because - see for yourself! -
We came here with gifts.
Birthday boy, dear!
We are to you - with all our hearts!
But first, pour it.
Drink, respect people!
No, we don't need alcohol,
We would have such a drink
To just refresh your throat!
And let's start giving you
Everything that we took with us.
It's still a lot of work -
After all, there are a lot of gifts!
Anniversary dear
We are generously happy to give gifts.
And without demanding a reward,
Let's get started. Is everyone ready?
We are for a dear friend
We did not regret anything -
Dragged barely.
(With these words, they bring out a large box in which all the prepared gifts are stacked, and they begin to take each item out of it in turn and read funny poems about each gift)
Gift number 1.
Look here:
It says WATER.
And although there is no water,
Let's emphasize this point:
After all, the bottle, even though it is empty,
But how beautiful!
Suitable for everything at once.
Well, first of all, it's a vase.
Secondly - the dishes are,
And not only for the bouquet:
For water and compote,
And for tea with bergamot.
(with these words they are presented with an empty water bottle - plastic)
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Gift number 2
Here's another hello:
A pack of cigarettes.
And "hello" - from childhood he:
Do you remember - summer, stadium ...
Hundred meters at physical training ...
Gatherings in the yard ...
There were cigarettes too -
You will not deny all the same?
Although you have not smoked for a long time,
We give the tutu anyway.
One has only to glance
To understand: smoking is poison!
Why, you ask, a pack? -
You will hide your stash in it!
(with these words they are presented with a pack of cigarettes - preferably empty)
Gift number 3
Look how beautiful
This beer can!
You can make a rattle
A very nice toy -
Throw a couple of coins there!
Isn't it a joy to the hero of the day?
Rattle - isn't it?
And a piggy bank for coins.
(with these words presented with an empty can of beer)
Gift number 4
Here's another present for you
Under the name Eurocent,
To put it simply - a penny
Made of excellent stainless steel.
For what? It's no secret:
From donated coins
The birthday boy is pleased!
We will not take the present back!
This is money, and besides,
Our modest contribution to this dinner.
(they present a coin and throw it into the already donated beer can)
Gift number 5
Here's another surprise
Not a fad, not a whim:
This is a candy wrapper.
Why, you ask, is this?
We want to infect with an example:
Become a collector!
This is the first instance.
Do you understand, hero of the day?
Who buys paintings,
Who collects coins ...
The wrappers are safer all the same:
After all, paintings are more expensive!
And, giving candy to friends,
Take off the wrappers at the same time.
(a candy wrapper is presented at this place)
Gift number 6
And from steel refractory
We give you a pin.
You ask: why would all of a sudden?
For the gum! Got it, friend?
You might say, “What is it?
After all, now the linen is different -
From Trussardi, from Dior ... "-
What kind of conversation?
But take it, don't torture your friends,
Just like that - just in case!
(with these words they are presented with an ordinary steel pin)
Gift number 7
Look here buddy:
These are boxes of matches!
Say, a trifle? No not like this:
This is not a trifle at all.
Even if you are not even a tourist
Not an avid climber,
But you can do it from now on
Light a fire in your soul!
(with these words presented with a box of matches)
Gift number 8
We are glad to give you
This tube is for lipstick.
And although it is completely empty,
But beautiful female lips
He keeps the touch.
Oh yes tube! A lovely sight!
And I can give advice:
Throw it into the enemy's pocket!
Will take revenge on him in full
His wife to you!
(an empty lipstick tube is presented at this point)
Gift number 9
Look how lovely:
Although the jaw is still in place,
Behind the teeth - an eye and an eye!
We give ... Now, now ...
(rummaging in the box)
The hero of the day is ready to accept
This dental floss?
Oh, it looks like they made a mistake ...
But we will hardly repent -
The thread is simple, ordinary
It’s more familiar to act somehow.
But it doesn't matter if you made a mistake:
They will always come in handy!
(with these words they are presented with a spool of ordinary thread, it is possible not to be new)
Gift number 10
And now in earnest
We will solve the "dental issue".
This is pasta. Yes, dentist!
So fragrant!
We know, we tried it too ...
True, doubt gnaws at us:
Should I give it?
For buy a new one
We didn't have time today.
But we will give - indeed!
Now it's time for all of us
Burst out a friendly "hurray"!
Video: words for wedding gifts
We offer you short rhymes to beautifully present souvenirs and large anniversary gifts to a man or woman. We tried to write universally so that it would suit everyone.
What will we hand over: basket, money, comb, toothpaste, corkscrew, notebook, soap, vitamins, active coal, telephone.
1. We came to congratulate you
Happy anniversary date,
Our eyes shine
Like three carats!
2. We will give you gifts,
Yes, let's sing before the heap,
And to put gifts -
Here is a basket with a bright bow! (gift basket with ribbon)
3. There is nothing more pleasant
Their creak in the world.
Put it under the mattress
Let you dream of money. ()
4. Here is a hairbrush as a gift,
So that there is always a hairstyle
To thicken your hair
And you were only getting younger! (handing the gift to the comb)
5. We give you toothpaste,
So that the smile is cool
So that your breath is fresher,
And kiss now boldly! (toothpaste as a gift)
6. We present a modern corkscrew,
He is your faithful friend today,
To open the bottle
Carefully, do not spill! (gift - corkscrew-opener)
7. If memory gets sick,
Something is missing somewhere,
I will give you as a keepsake
This notebook! (as a gift with delivery a notebook, or a notebook)
8. To make the body look younger,
The skin was tender
You will receive this soap as a gift,
It will always be useful to you. (a bar of soap as a gift)
9. So as not to be ill in winter,
You need to take it more often.
No, not vodka, and not beer,
And simple vitamins! (give a jar of vitamins)
10. So that tomorrow is not sick,
I didn't have a headache
Activated carbon
Always helps us out. (give a package of coal)
11. Finally, we will give
Phone for the hero of the day,
So that friends do not forget
To call you more often! (this is the most essential gift given to the hero of the day)
You can give presents by singing ditties:
What presents will be: razor, piggy bank, coffee, pencils, dish sponges, oranges, seeds, beer, stew, condensed milk.
1.) Hello, dear hero of the day,
You are not old at all!
And so gifts
Take for a bright life!
2.) This shaving machine -
Your very best friend
Shave them here and there and here,
Where the hair grows!
3.) We will give you a piggy bank,
To save up for a typewriter,
To a new anniversary
You gave us a ride on it.
4.) And we will also give coffee,
To be cheerful in the morning
After all depends on it
The mood of the people!
5.) Here's a present,
These are pencils for you,
To paint pictures,
Write something somewhere.
6.) We'll go home later
You wash a lot of dishes,
And to make it easier -
We need to donate sponges.
7.) Here's a kilo of an orange,
To avoid wrinkles.
You eat them on an empty stomach,
Cellulite is our worst enemy.
8.) We give these seeds,
So that there is spring in the garden,
And beautiful flowers
You gave us later!
9.) And we will also give beer,
So that it is not boring
Get them drunk tomorrow.
Only, mind you! Don't get carried away!
10.) We give a jar of stew,
To survive the crisis
We give a jar of condensed milk,
To drink it with tea.
11.) Gifts for you with delivery
Brought to the anniversary
To make the house a full bowl
Our hero of the day is more fun!
Presentations for raising the spirits, trinkets for ditties, a mini-performance with the presentation of gifts, parting words, wishes, the style of the event, the form of presentation or packaging - both the gift itself and the accompanying elements of the holiday can be comic. It all depends on the imagination of the donor, the occasion and the composition of the guests of the holiday being gifted.
First aid kit, drops for raising the mood and other magic potions
Each country has its own traditions associated with the production and consumption of alcohol, so travel lovers often bring to friends as a presentation characterizing these national characteristics, sets of alcoholic drinks in small portioned bottles, in other words - alcohol samples.
How to arrange a similar gift? You can fix the bubbles on skewers and collect in a bunch, you can equip each bottle with a hinged label in the style of "Alice Through the Looking Glass" - "Drink me if (situation or circumstance in which the contents should be consumed)". You can arrange alcohol samples in the form of a precious casket "Living and Dead Waters" or a first aid kit "First Aid".
Comic congratulations with the presentation of cool gifts are aimed, first of all, at the formation of positive emotions in the person who is gifted, therefore, the donation of alcohol (both in small containers and in large containers) can be beaten as the presentation of a magic elixir.
This idea has already been successfully implemented by manufacturers of comic gifts:
- unreal luck;
- fantastic luck;
- love potion "Happily Ever After";
- elixir of health.
To taste, factory "magic potions" most often resemble Riga or Crimean balsam. Making such a present yourself, you can take any "fire water" as a basis and replace or supplement the factory labels with hand-made stickers.
Row and rake
A wrapper for a presentation, like a frame for a stone, may not increase its value, but it creates a completely different impression. She also adds the necessary intrigue - makes a surprise out of the formal act of handing over.
How fun is it to give a gift if it is a banknote or a technique, the donation of which in the process of celebration involves the delivery of guarantee documents, and not the item itself?
If the gift should symbolize the prosperity desired by the gifted, then a chest or a decorative cardboard schoolbag placed on a children's shovel or scoop can be a funny shape. This form of gift giving works well for presentations on:
- majority;
- student "equator";
- first anniversary of work experience;
- housewarming;
- wedding.
She personifies the transition of a person from one social group to another, when the "student" is preparing to become a "master", a single - family, etc.
Salt, sugar, matches, horseradish
Household items are often used as comic gifts, which have long figured in folklore as symbols of various benefits or amulets from any troubles. In order for the congratulations on the comic presentation of gifts, preceding the main object of the presentation, to be the most effective, it is advisable to compose a poetic explanation for each comic presentation. 
Passion heat, hope spark
You will be able to get it quickly.
A ray of light in the dark hour
You accept from us (matches are presented).
Not jam, not compote
And not a chocolate bar.
This is a bag of sugar
Life was so sweet (a bag of sugar).
Where there is sugar, there is salt,
But not for sadness.
For pickling cucumbers and jerking mullet (pack of salt).
There is always one answer to any of the problems -
If there is no solution, there is a magic vitamin! (given to hell)
Eat, smell, put.
Anything (towel, broom, glass, etc.) can act as comic gifts - the meaning is in the words that accompany the presentation.
The arrow
There are quite a few options for how funny it is to give a gift. You can hire an illusionist, animator, or get friends to organize a draw.
- You can discreetly put a present on the birthday boy's chair at the very moment when he is about to sit down.
- During a celebration taking place at home, you can shove a box with a gift into the refrigerator or into an oven that has already been turned off - the hostess is sure that there is a delicacy she was preparing, but instead she finds a gift.
Carrying out such pranks, you need to carefully monitor so that the gift is not accidentally damaged - suddenly the birthday girl, without looking, again decides to light a fire in the oven to heat the dish.
A rally for a youth company can be provocative. If the holiday takes place in an entertainment establishment where a program with performances by artists is provided, you need to persuade one of the participants in the entertainment event to put on an oversized raincoat to the toes, from under which clothes should not peep. It should give the impression that there is nothing under the cloak. If the birthday boy is male, then a woman actress is needed as an accomplice in the provocation. To play a young lady, you need to turn to a man for all possible help.
- The birthday boy or birthday girl is summoned to the stage.
- The presenter makes a congratulatory speech, after which he says something like this: “We prepared a gift for you, but we hid it. You must find him "- these words are answered by a man wrapped in a cloak, stands in front of the birthday girl (with his back to the audience) and opens the cloak with a mysterious smile.
- It is necessary that the guests in the hall should not see what the birthday girl sees - a dressed young man who has a piece of paper at the waist level indicating the location of the gift.
- The text should be readable, but not too readable - it is necessary that there is a slight hitch. When the text has been read, the presenter should ask the actor to turn to face the audience.
From the audience, this rally looks especially funny if the birthday girl is forced to slightly bend over and come closer to read the message.
If he were a sultan
The comic presentation of gifts can be stylized like a fairy tale, an episode from a film, or a chapter of a literary work.
For such theatrical performances, you need to prepare props (turbans, dressing gowns, bedspreads for women) and persuade the guests to take part in a comic performance. For example, the birthday man suddenly found himself somewhere in the Ancient East:
- A carpet is spread on the floor, pillows are laid on which the birthday man should sit.
- Servants with fans stand on either side of him.
- Guests-donors, with all due honors, take turns presenting gifts, and congratulations are pronounced ornate (in an oriental manner).
As part of a holiday celebrated on a neutral territory (restaurant, cafe, club), you can negotiate with the administration of the institution and organize a banquet of gifts for the birthday person. For this, a long table for one person is set in a separate room and served with dishes with gifts covered with cloche lids. May be supplemented by serving dishes by waiters. Traditional bouquets can be replaced with additionally decorated gift alcohol.
Giving a birthday girl can be not only solemn, it can be used as a game or entertaining moment. For example, any holiday is very enlivened - various congratulations from guests with a scattering of comic or useful, but presented with a humorous supply, gifts and trifles. Despite the fact that the reception is quite common, it invariably pleases both the hero of the occasion and her gathered guests, especially since you can come up with "gifts" for her specific habits, preferences or profession.
Sometimes such congratulations with gifts are rather frivolous, but since they are given by very close people, this does not bother anyone, but, on the contrary, amuses and gives pleasure. If congratulation with gifts is arranged by colleagues, then its tone is usually more restrained, and the gifts themselves are more practical and stylish.
Collected here comic congratulations - gifts on the anniversary for women various authors (thanks to them for the ideas!), which, if they fit, can be used in full or take them as a basis and come up with your own funny gifts and eyeliners to them, focusing on the age and tastes of a particular birthday girl.
1. Comic congratulations on an anniversary for a woman
"And we have a present for you!"
This is a fun celebration chant for the anniversary with the presentation of various gifts. After the words of the host, the guests should shout in unison:
"And we have, and we have a present for you!"
We're not here today in vain
Gathered together, friends!
Jokes are everywhere, congratulations,
Birthday wishes.
The birthday girl is just
Let's congratulate now!
Come on, guests, connect
And shout that there is strength,
As if someone took you for something
Bitten very hard.
Tanya got up early today
So that later she does not rush.
Beginning before it's too late
Put yourself in order.
Tanya comes up to the white bath,
To wash your hair
And not a drop of shampoo.
What to do, how to be here?
Guests in chorus (takes shampoo out of the box).
I'm so tired of dressing up
I began to make my way to the kitchen,
To drink coffee
Strength to restore.
But yesterday a neighbor came in
And there is no coffee today.
Guests in chorustakes a bag of coffee out of the box).
We know that Tanya is a sweet tooth,
She loves sweets.
Candy day she didn't eat
And already upset.
Guests in chorus: "And we, and we, have a present for you" - (handing sweets).
So Tanya began to cook,
I got the best meat.
What is the dish to pepper with,
So as not to upset the guests?
Guests in chorus: "And we, and we, have a present for you" - (handing a bag of pepper)
Finally lunch is ready:
One hundred salads, cake and pilaf.
Here are all the dishes on the table
Only the mistress of salt, where?
Guests in chorus: "And we, and we, have a present for you" - (handing over .... a packet of salt)
Here is the last guest left,
And a whole cart of dishes.
What is there to do, how to wash,
Where can I get a sponge?
Guests in chorus: "And we, and we, have a present for you" - (give ... a sponge)
Do not consider it an insult
This joke is congratulations.
Smile, sing songs
Know, friends are always with you!
(Source: nsportal.ru)
2. Comic congratulations with gifts for a woman from friends.
1.HAPPY BIRTHDAY, 
We wish you all the best.
We give you a technique
And fashionable clothes.
To clean the apartment quickly
Take a wondrous car
Very simple to handle
Our "Roventa" vacuum cleaner.
He will wipe anyone's nose
Will take away all your chaos.
You will take it gently in your hands
You wave in different directions
Instantly dirt from all over the apartment
Scattered - no dust.
It won't take up much space,
It will fit into any crack.
Saves kilowatts,
Not buzzing and lightweight.
Everything in the house will shine
Nowhere dust to fly (give a broom)
2. Here is the device "Just in case"
In life, he is the best helper,
With him, and grief - no problem.
He will always help you.
And the name is resounding
Enema - scientifically.
It is not difficult to apply it,
We will attach instructions (give an enema).
Use it every day
And your migraine will pass,
He will take all the slags out of you
The body will look slim.
In general, we tell you,
In life, he is irreplaceable.
With extensive angina
You can gargle your throat
When renovating an apartment
You can spray paint.
Caught with him at the dacha
You spray the bushes.
And then how crazy
Flowers will bloom everywhere.
I think you are convinced
What a miracle we give you
And now in life boldly
You will go with her alone.
3. As for the outfit
Put it on as soon as possible
You will be a gorgeous woman in it
And Madonna is just a shadow.
Winter panties on cotton wool
Will come in handy
Because in November
The cold is fierce in the yard.
Put it on as soon as possible -
Lure men to have sex.
It's not so difficult to warm up together
And it's impossible to freeze
Putting on hot leggings,
You will live any cold (give diapers).
4. And the boots from Versace
The last squeak - not otherwise.
Throughout their winter you carry
And you won't get frostbitten on your feet (give slippers or socks or shoe covers)
You will emphasize the figure in them
Bending my leg long.
Klavka Slate would herself
With envy I would go crazy.
In a headset with panties
It will be hot like in the Sahara
Carry presents
And bless the fate.
There will be a reason to drink
Let's get together again
Women's happiness without edge.
We wish you on your birthday.
(Source: mastervo.ru)
3. Cool congratulations from friends with gifts "Country treats".
1. If the stomach is hungry, do it honor:
You spread the pate on the bread, there is nothing tastier (give a jar of pate).
2. If you like delicious soup, boil some cereals,
Start a sardine here, you can even half (give a can of sardines).
3. If you need lunch, no problem here:
Your millet will be tasty if there is stew. (give a stew).
4. Pour tea into cups, serve a loaf!
Let the children laugh loudly, since there is condensed milk. (give condensed milk)
5. If you call the cream of the crop to the dacha of society,
Don't rely on potatoes, open the olives soon (give olives)
6. If you haven't bought bread, don't be sad, nonsense!
Open a jar of beans, you will always be full! (give beans)
7. So that the picnic does not become a burden, so that you can eat from the heart,
open a jar of corn and salad feed! (give corn)
8. After offering the guests a snack, the same sandwich:
Put a cucumber on the bread, and a couple of sprats from the jar (give a cucumber and sprats)
9. Unsuccessful fishing will be made enjoyable,
Fish meatballs, in tomato sauce (give meatballs)
10. If he grew up in the garden, then we will not give it to you,
This jar of peas, we will eat it in winter! (give peas)
11. In addition to treats, squash caviar!
There are a lot of vitamins, you should always eat it! (they give zucchini caviar)
12. The sun is hot this summer. Even if there are a lot of berries,
Decorates our picnic, fruits for you as a gift from the south
We hand in this moment (give fruit)
13. If you are too lazy to cook, but your stomach howled,
Porridge with meat will come in handy to moderate his ardor! (give porridge with meat)
14. Useless little thing, if you take it alone,
But it will come in handy for the soup, you need to be in the house (give tomato paste)
(Source: na-bis.com)
4. Congratulations on the gifts "Ladies' things"
1. Will frankly show - the beauty of the face and your body - and you will see in him what you did not want to see in him (give a mirror)
2. Your iron friends, long-legged, long-armed - they keep their hair perfectly, and you look so crowned! ( give hairpins)
3. All will be trimmed, trimmed and put in order. - on the big number "five", the manicure will shine! ( give nail scissors)
4. You can't find girlfriends more correctly - and don't go to a fortune-teller - everybody really needs it, even if it's not cool ... (give curlers)
5. Gently removes makeup, a light massage - and at any moment our good friend - soft will help ... (give a sponge)
6. Always take them with you, so that they are at hand, their works are invisible. And if there is no water nearby, they are so important, these ... (give wet wipes)
7. It is many hundreds of years old, but it looks fresh, we hold an irreplaceable object under our hand. Like a pure wind, a stream is thin ... (give a handkerchief)
8. Like a whole battalion of soldiers, they stand in a box - they will remove unnecessary touches, and cosmetics are sins (give cotton swabs)
9. There is nothing in it: shadows, pencil, tweezers, hairpins, mascara, comb, varnishes, and also all kinds of rubbish. A very necessary little thing - for the hostess ... (give a cosmetic bag)
10. There are plastic and gold, iron, silver and bone - he holds the hair with a strong hand, behind him they are like behind a Chinese wall. He helped every woman at least once - so irreplaceable ... (bezel)
(Such a congratulation can end with the presentation of the crown and the awarding of the title of "Queen of Beauty" or another nomination - see)
5. Congratulations to the birthday girl from colleagues with gifts.
Perhaps you "soaped up" to escape,
But your lot is to continue the work! (give soap)
Who will get a can of beer
Live the whole year happily! ( give beer)
Eat bananas and coconuts
And expect a reward from fate! ( give banana)
While the boss "removes the shavings" from us,
Calmly brew a mug of tea! ( give mug)
Get this tube as a gift,
To make every tooth shine in the sun! (give toothpaste)
Since you got a chocolate bar,
Then you will not be bitter - it will be sweet! (give a chocolate bar)
When you drink cranberry jelly,
Forget the mundane carousel!
Let the world, as they say, wait!
And you will be healthy all year round (give jelly)
Even though this cream is inedible
But the smell is just incomparable! ( give hand cream)
To the one who receives this candle,
We'll have to travel the world! (give a candle)
To write down where the pay went
This pen will be of great use to you! (give a pen)
We'll have to live, the work of grief,
And forget about the days of the calendar! (give a calendar)
And big love awaits you
And kisses all year round! (give a set of sponges)
Do you understand the meaning of the gift?
Life will be joyful and bright! (give felt-tip pens)
And you are "in juice", in the prime of your life!
You have no equal among your friends! (give a bag of juice)
You are well-versed at work
And you will be held in high esteem with us all year (give a horseshoe)
You will be beautiful to walk with your hair
Captivating everyone with a thick, fluffy mane (give shampoo)
You will be cheerful and energetic
And so the whole year will be great! (give coffee)
(Source: tamada-julia.narod.ru)
6. Photo session of the hero of the day in hats.
This is a very funny one, which is more suitable for a home holiday or a holiday in the country, so that the culprit does not get upset because she can ruin her hair (after all, she needs to try on each hat, show it to the guests and, if desired, take a picture in each one as a souvenir)
Eyeliner: The French say that a real woman can arrange three things out of nothing: a salad, a scandal and a hat. Our (the name of the hero of the day) can do much more, she can from all this also arrange a real holiday for herself and her guests. That she will now show us all with brilliance.
Perhaps not everyone present knows that we are in constant cooperation with the great couturier of our time Zakidon Shlyapnikov and offer the hero of the day a personal all-season collection of his hats. Hats, mirror, photographer, is everything ready? Then let's get started!
First model: Champion sports cap(Children's cap with a toe or baseball cap.)
Sports will relieve us of stress
And he will add health to everyone.
To stay young
You need to do sports.
Summer, autumn, winter
Take up sport walking.
To overtake the bus,
We must put on a hat.
Second model: swimming cap "Dive" (Rubber bathing cap or shower cap)
To be always healthy
So as not to cough, not to sniff,
You can run for a long time in the park
Or hang on the horizontal bar.
If water is given for life,
It’s more likely into the river, into the shower.
Just try on a hat
After all, it suits her well.
The third model: the hat of the hostess "Chistyulya" (From a sponge or washcloth)
If in household chores suddenly
It turns out that two legs and two arms are not enough,
And all that she needs to wipe.
The fourth model: a hat for work "Vsevidimka" (An option for the teacher is to sew glasses on the hat on four sides.)
You must have such a hat,
To see everything, to watch everyone,
So that work is in full swing soon,
So that not a second for laziness, yawning.
( Option for the teacher.So that the student cannot cheat,
Lick everything from someone else's notebook,
He could not pull out the spur ...
Such a hat will fit).
Fifth model: wonder-hat "Whether in the garden or in the garden" (Old straw hat)
The sun in the country beats down mercilessly
Is there someone on all fours?
In the hottest, sultry time
Save your crown from harmful rays!
Avoid overheating -
Put on the miracle hat!
Model 6: Legend hat for the weekend (Any original hat)
If, (name of the hero of the day), you suddenly
A friend will invite for the weekend
Don't think, don't guess
Accept the offer!
Affectionate, be cheerful
Just don't forget your hat!
Hat for the weekend -
Not a hat, but a legend!
Seventh model: eco-friendly hat for conservationists (Spotted khaki panama)
We know you love animals:
Squirrels, hares, wood grouses,
You take care of your native river
And do not jam the fish in it.
So that the trees turn green
For the birds to sing songs
Join the Greenpeace Society,
To us, "green", such -
Not like us blue!
Eighth model: hat "Visa for a cruise" (Old man's hat)
This hat is not worn on the head, but in the hands.
If you want not to grow weary,
Pyramids to see
Collect capital
And you will go to the station.
You can easily get a visa
And go on cruises!
And finally, the ninth model: the invisible hat (An oversized hat that crawls over the eyes, or a knitted cap).
The grandiose model is made in a single copy, has no analogues in the world and has a supernatural property of invisibility. Let's try it ... wonderful! Trying in vain - you won't see anything anyway!
This collection of hats is designed for all occasions and will help you feel like a real woman in any situation.
7. Comic congratulations for a woman with gifts from close friends.
Hello, dear wench, you are good as a girl. 
Though not 25, the years are twisting, mother is vigorous,
We are sending you, my dear, a parcel for your birthday.
Here a little, here a little, so don't judge me.
If there is no CANDLE in the house, here it is, since the light goes out.
MATCHES and a PIECE OF SOAP, so that you wash your face,
But a PACK OF CIGARETTES, suddenly you light a cigarette, maybe not.
Life is with us, you understand hell, here you smoke and drink.
Here is PIVASIK for order after the bath, al with an ustatku.
We all blow it ourselves and recommend it to you.
SALA here is piece 3, so eat or cook,
Stretch it out until summer, now it's a jewel.
Look, don't get fat, you better feed the guests.
Let your fool friends eat
Kohl they do not feel sorry for the figure.
BOTTLE WITH HOLY WATER, drop in mouth before meals.
So that you don't give it to anyone, say: "The most, they say, is not enough."
And the back suddenly hurts, rub it and hold it.
Get sick, lie down, period, there is a grandson and a son-in-law and a daughter.
Let them wash, wash themselves, let them not bother mom.
As soon as you receive the package, take the bottle as soon as possible,
And write an answer as soon as possible, what you liked and what you didn’t.
If there is no money in the house, tie a Broom to your leg,
You need to wave a broom, collect money in a heap.
That's all goodbye girl, you are for us, well, like a sister,
Pour vodka into glasses, invite the guests to drink.