Funny short birthday greetings for a woman. Happy birthday greetings to a woman (funny short ones). Cool congratulations on the anniversary to a woman

29.07.2024

What a holiday today! What a beautiful day!
I wish you a mountain of happiness and a life without losses!
Love, learn, try and strive for joy,
And never worry - let life be bright!

Happy birthday,
Let only joy illuminate
Life fills to the brim
Health, happiness and love!

We sincerely congratulate you,
We wish you with all our hearts
To be redder than the sun,
The month is clearer
To be the most loved
And always happy!

May your life be successful
And your dreams will come true,
All our wishes are only for you,
Our smiles and flowers.
Let trouble pass you by,
Meets new joy,
May it always accompany you
Excellent health!

Happy Birthday! Be irresistible
Sweet, desired and loved,
Let flowers fall under your feet,
There is no one else like you in the world!

Tender gentle dawn
I'm rushing to you with a bouquet
And with an armful of congratulations!
Honey, happy birthday!

We sincerely congratulate you
With one of the best dates,
We wish to live another hundred years
Not knowing grief and loss!
We just want to smile,
Don't be upset over trifles,
Don't be nervous and don't get sick,
But in general: live and not grow old!

Happy birthday to you,
For the next hundred years I wish:
Always be sweet, kind, beautiful,
Successful, beloved, happy!

My beloved, darling,
I wish you health and happiness,
And in these lines of verse,
I congratulate you on this Day.

On your birthday I wish
Live happily, without knowing worries,
Prosperity in the family
And bread and salt on the table!

Woman, my beloved!
And with all my heart I wish you

Think about only one thing -

Like sleeping under the same blanket.
I love you, my dear!

Flowers, sweets, my dear.

Years rush by - steamships,
Send them off with ease!
You are even more beautiful with age -
Never forget!
Smile, be beautiful
After all, today is your holiday!
Be like that - sweet, kind,
With a gentle, angelic soul!

Dear, dear woman, mine
Happy Birthday!
And with all my heart I wish
Health, joy, luck.
May your every meal be speedy.
Without reproaches, you and I can live up to a hundred years.
I wish I could love you alone
I can’t live a day without you.
Call me often
At least every five minutes.
It's not in vain
Our phones are waiting for connection.

I would give you an island
Yes, there will be no one to guard him!
I would give you a yacht
There's nowhere to hire a captain!

I would give you a car
Yes, there is a danger that they can steal it!
I will give myself as a man!
You will have someone to while away your life with!

On your birthday,
The most joyful day
I'm the most reliable
The gift is yours!

What a crisis there is on your birthday!
There was no salary, and no,
But champagne, gifts -
Inflation will not eat up the banquet!
And we will give you consulting
And we wish you miracles,
So that my husband gets promoted more often
Its technical progress!

Wash mountains of dishes
You managed to do it during this time.
I managed to cut my husband...
Marriage is a big burden!

Now get some rest
Celebrate birthday with friends
And take a deep breath
Without heavy thoughts and regrets!

Let my funny poem
He will guide you on the right path.
I congratulated you as best I could!
No one will congratulate you like that again!

Today, on your birthday,
And the heavens sing with you,
You always give inspiration
Insight comes with you!
You are unique, ardent, passionate,
With you my life is wonderful!
You give so much positivity
Your destiny is good, happy!
Let it be on the path of life
You won't face any troubles
And may all successes be yours
They will come and inspire you for years to come!

Happy birthday, honey!
Desired, dear!
You are a white-winged dream,
My you are golden!
Live in the world, rejoice,
Blooming with spring!
Under the seven-color rainbow
Freezing with happiness!

Wonderful beauty
I wish you to be.
For men - a great find,
So that they can love you!

Much happiness on your birthday
And a pile of gifts on time,
Endless fun
From your loved ones - a cool poem!

Prince's car
Yes, with a huge wallet,
To keep this prince in power
Build a house for you.

With a thin waist, who is she?
Luxurious and young.
Women are jealous
What about the men? They are offended:
They didn’t get the brave one,
Okay, yes skillful,
Save yourself for years
Let them admire you - always!

You are a riddle, an unread page
And at the same time a powerful lioness
I may not understand you for years,
But I really want to learn all the time.

Happy Birthday Beauty!
I really like you
I will pursue you
Enjoy your company.

The light fades from the gaze of the eyes,
Plants are blooming.
The best day is now
Have a wonderful birthday!

We will surround you with love
Let's wish you happiness!
So that the path to victory is a jerk,
With a light flick of the wrist!

I congratulate you on a wonderful day,
How great it is to have you on earth!
Let it be both festive and clear,
Let the sun give you light.
Years will pass, and we won’t even notice,
And that means you need to cherish happiness.
You are a woman and that says it all.
I want to be loved and love!

What a woman this is! - everyone is talking around.
You are so charming! You attract the eye.
You are smart, beautiful, mistress - no matter where,
And you smile at everyone everywhere and always.
Accept congratulations and be the happiest of all,
Let your ringing sweet laughter sound like overflows.
May fate spoil you with luck and goodness,
With endless love and sunny warmth!

You are our sunshine, beautiful, smart!
And age is not a hindrance to you!
Even if the date in the passport is not very small,
It's just fun for you!
You are so young - anyone will be surprised,
Who knows the secret about age,
Slender, charming, believe in love,
And extremely charming!
We wish you to remain like this
I wish you only better health,
And at home there is comfort and peace of mind
We will always provide for you!

Kisses of the sun on the cheeks
Rainbow in a shining smile
And in the ceremonial blue skies
The angels started playing violins!
Happy birthday to you, honey!
Always be loved and lucky!
May fate spoil you with luck
And the sun doesn’t hide behind the clouds!

May your life become fuller,
And every day you become wiser.
Let youth not fade for a long time,
And life is more fun.

Let there be joy and fun,
After all, this is the only thing we live for.
And we say: “Happy birthday!
Have a bright and happy day!"

There is a wonderful day - your birthday,
Well, why not a reason for inspiration?
Please accept congratulations from us,
Let every day be wonderful:

Sunny, clear, with sense and feeling,
Filled with glamor is not artless!
Luck, good luck and success in life,
Perky smiles, happy laughter!
Happy birthday poems for a woman

There is no more beautiful woman on earth,
You decorate this world with yourself.
And all the flowers today are just for you,
And today I will not hide beautiful words.
You were born on this day,
And the sun illuminated everything around.
I wish you many bright years,
May she give joy and a smile to everyone!

We wish you to always be beautiful,
And also kind and simple,
Always friendly and sweet,
Always loved, dear.

So that you don't know grief,
So that there is a sea of happiness,
Never get sick
They didn't age for a very long time.

So that people respect
Often invited to visit
So that in your personal life
Everything was always great.

Goddess Birthday!
A bright holiday of beauty!
You are the heroine of my destiny,
Soul, crystal purity!
I wish you, beautiful flower,
Captivate everyone around you further,
Shine like a star in the clear sky!
With love, your devoted friend.

Congratulations to you again
From beautiful and sincere words.
We wish you on your birthday
Fulfillment of fairy-tale dreams.
May you always be fate's favorite
For men - the queen of hearts,
And in spite of enemies and envious women
You will be wearing a crown of happiness!

Happy birthday to a woman in verse
Woman is a beautiful creation of God,
She's beautiful, good
Sweet, beautiful and lovely
And so good is her soul!

It's her birthday today
A great holiday for her
Beautiful, pleasant compliments
And from each one a flower!

We wish you happiness
More male affection
To make life seem like honey,
And life was like a fairy tale!

Great happiness, love and luck
I wish you from the bottom of my heart on your birthday.
Let there be gifts, flowers, compliments,
Let the fun moments be remembered for a long time!
I wish you confessions and a tender look,
Let the music in your heart sound like a reward!
Let joy sparkle in your eyes with a wondrous light,
And the sun shines in winter as if it were in summer!

For a beloved woman on her birthday,
I am ready to say a sea of tender words!
Accept, my dear, congratulations
And a modest bouquet of flowers from me.
Be, dear, the happiest
May joy guard your peace.
Beloved - be the most beautiful,
Shine on me as a bright and bright star!

Happy birthday poem to a woman
Smile on your birthday!
You are beautiful like a ray of sunshine,
And this life is brighter with you,
Know that you didn’t come to it in vain.
Be the happiest person on earth
Let joy pour into your soul.
I wish you good luck!
There is no one in the world better than you!

I congratulate you on your birthday,
Woman, my beloved!
And with all my heart I wish you
Health and joy every day.

You are sweeter and more beautiful than all your friends.
Think about only one thing -
We will share our life with you
Like sleeping under the same blanket.

I love you, my dear!
And I’m ready to give you every day
Flowers, sweets, my dear.
And soar around you like a swan.

Today you get all the compliments,
Words of congratulations and a sea of flowers.
Admirations and sentiments are heard in your address,
Warmth and love surround you.
May joy be with you endlessly,
And may your happiness know no bounds.
May these moments last forever.
You are worthy of the honors of empresses!

Happy birthday!
On this day we wish you -
So that my husband loves me very much,
And he always gave flowers,
Children don't forget
They helped mom with everything!

I hasten to congratulate you on your birthday,
And wish you beautiful, gentle words,
So that there are bright moments in life
Bouquets of roses, and, of course, love.

May your birthday give you
Warmth in the soul, fulfillment of desires,
May you be surrounded by loved ones, friends,
Love and inspiration live in the heart.

Beauty, love, goodness,
Let life be joyful.
Be happy and lucky
The smartest, the best!

Let life be a continuous fairy tale:
Beloved nearby, children, affection
And an inspiring thing
To make your heart sing with happiness.

Be loved, be happy,
May life give you gifts,
A smile lights the way.
Be light, gentle, the brightest!

I wish you tenderness in life,
Love and serenity!
For the little things, patience
Surprises! Happy birthday!

I wish you happiness on your birthday
And I sincerely congratulate you.
Light, colorful, joyful days,
Wonderful loved ones and friends.

You are beautiful and smart
Elegant, cheerful...
Happy Birthday to You
I congratulate you lovingly.
And I wish for you
Happiness, joy, warmth.

Your smile suits you,
Smile more often,
It suits you to be happy
I wish you a sea of happiness!
Happy birthday! Of good,
Laughter, joy, warmth.

Let them lie in stacks,
Seeing you, guys!
You don't change over the years.
May your days be easy
Nobody spoils the mood.
Happy birthday to you, dear!

This day is wonderful
We are glad to congratulate
The best, the most beautiful,
Tender and classy.
Always be the same
And don't change.
The main thing is healthy
You always stay!

Let all worries disappear
Flowers will bloom around.
Have a smooth road in life!
May you achieve everything!
There is a lot of happiness in life,
Peace, sun, beauty!

You are beautiful - that's a fact.
And let it always be like this.
Getting older over the years,
Continue to be just as good!

Let happiness be without boundaries,
Love is without grief, life is without tears.
I want every new day
He brought you only light and joy.

Always remain beautiful, desirable,
A little daring, always long-awaited,
And also a little strange in a feminine way.
And good luck will always be with you.

Be the Queen everywhere and always,
Let kindness surround you
I wish you love, happiness, goodness,
Be amazing and sweet always!

May there be no hurricanes in your life,
Let everything go according to a happy plan.
Love, understand, enjoy, appreciate
Be a Woman in any circumstances!

Stay on your birthday
The best and most beautiful,
So that all dreams come true,
And everyone admired you.

Smell like a flower
Flutter like a moth.
Shine like a star
Beckons like heaven.

Sound like a nightingale
The dream is to be kings.
I wish this for you
And I congratulate you.

Beautiful, like a rose, like an angel, kind!
We wish you to be happy always!
Let youth walk next to you,
Love, enjoy, bloom every year!

Short SMS greetings to a woman on her birthday are sometimes extremely indispensable. We live in such a rhythm that, unfortunately, it is not always possible to meet in person on this wonderful day and say all the wonderful words that a woman truly deserves. But on her birthday, I really want to remind her once again of her uniqueness, beauty, wisdom and many other positive qualities. It is much more difficult to express your thoughts and feelings through SMS, since it is very difficult to put all your emotions into a few words. Therefore, the choice of congratulations in this case should be taken much more carefully. You can try to show your imagination and write beautiful and sincere poems that will touch you to tears, but most of us do not have enough time and talent for this. In this case, you have a chance to turn to real professionals for help, who will say for you everything that you have wanted to confess for so long, and do it in a beautiful poetic form.

Dear friends, today we have collected for you cool, funny and short birthday greetings, in verses that are suitable for both women and men.

Happy birthday greetings are cool and funny

I wish you success, great prosperity,
So that money sticks to your hands... and to your heels!
And most importantly - have more friends in life
And many sunny, joyful days!

To eat and drink,
So that I would like and could,
So that everything and everywhere
It was with whom and it was where!

Everything is possible on your birthday -
Without any “no” and “but” -
Crocodile on a helicopter
With a kilo of popsicle
He will fly in and congratulate you loudly
He will sing on the harmonica:
“Happy Bezday, my good one!”
And he will give you a huge cake!

Happy birthday! Let there be more sharp turns in your life, let your refrigerator burst at the seams, and let money fall out of your bags. A goldfish lives in the aquarium, fulfilling your every desire, and your favorite kisser and hugger sleeps in the bedroom.

May you not live sadly,
Cabbage crunches in your wallet
The key to the car is in my pocket,
The TV remote is waiting on the sofa!

Cool congratulations

Happy birthday
And according to the list of blessings we wish:
So that you get into the Duma!
To become a new Russian!

Outdid Gates Beale
Celebrated a dacha in the Maldives!
Paris Hilton to fall in love
And she fell at your feet!

On your birthday, the sun strokes the sky,
You're walking with your bottles clinking.
Even Lenin on this bright holiday
I was always drinking like a pig.

Hemorrhoids, diarrhea and dandruff,
Fly in the soup, big debts,
Inability to go to the dacha,
Enemies at work and at home,
Lice, constipation, cockroaches and mites.
I wish you today
To all these creepy things
Never met in fate!

Happy birthday
With great joy!
We always wish you
Happiness with all my heart!
To make the sun smile
Everywhere and everywhere
May all dreams come true
Like in a magical dream!

I congratulate you on your birthday,
I wish you simply, without embellishment,
So that life is more wonderful than paradise,
And so that you have everything:

Cars, houses and oil rigs
And a wallet full of money,
By the sea there are dachas and savings books,
And at least a small island!

Cool congratulations, funny in verse

Birthday is a day of fun,
We want to celebrate
Congratulations creative
We shout joyfully:
Happiness, joy, good luck,
Dollars bag.
Let from our gift
There will be a stupor, a shock.

For my birthday I bring
Sausage from the store,
For vodka delicious cucumbers
And delicious cabbage rolls,

Mineral waters for treatment,
Sweet cookies for tea.
There are many words for wishes,
Gifts, money and love,

Health, happiness and flowers,
And so as not to be lonely,
Catch my cool congratulations!

The most joyful moments
The best news!
So that from warm congratulations
My soul became lighter!

You are a woman! You are the ideal of dreams!
You are a ray of light among gray days.
You are the most beautiful among all angelic creatures,
There is no more graceful and gentle woman.
Today is Birthday, a bright holiday,
I want to keep everything that you have,
Let your beauty be immortal,
And may all your dreams come true today!

Happy birthday,
I wish you a sea of love,
So that the sun warms you,
So that you can do everything in life!

Be beautiful like Malvina, cheerful like Pinocchio,
And like Cinderella she is kind, like a princess she is good.
Happy Birthday to You!

Happy birthday
And with all our hearts we wish:
In business - complete success,
In life - joy and laughter,
Never be upset
Don't be sad, don't worry,
And entering your new year
Be happy and healthy!

I wish you taste, charm, couture,
And secularity and elegance.
And miniature youth,
And the maturity of piquancy.
In short, be yourself and be happy
Successful in big and small
And we will give it on your birthday,
Envelope with foreign cash.

Happy Birthday to You
Be happy beauty
Be hotter than fire, slimmer than a birch tree,
To please princes

I wish you to find peace
Experience unearthly life
Let your life be a flight
Like sugar, like flower honey.

You are fresh, good, perfect,
If necessary, I am immensely strong,
Sometimes you are open, sometimes a secret,
Happy Birthday, my joy!

Happy birthday to my girl,
Let it be fun
What I wish now is
Let it happen soon
And I wish you great happiness,
May you laugh more often!!!

Happy birthday!
I wish you health, success and happiness,
Let the world smile like a clear sun,
May your every day be the most wonderful,
May happiness always stand in your way,
Let your smile give people joy!

On your birthday without flattery
Congratulations to the one with which
We are going through the service together,
We share things, not peace!
You are smarter than everyone, slimmer, more beautiful,
Labor is not a burden for you -
Let our company grow stronger,
And its income is growing!

Happy Birthday, beloved Woman,
I congratulate you today.
Be happy and successful in business
I wish you from the bottom of my heart!

Happy birthday
We wish you all the best
To be loved and to love
And live to be a hundred years old.
Don't lose your beauty and shape
Be young all the time
Charming and normal
Be cheerful, mischievous.

So be a happy woman, In moments of passion - obsessed. In sad moments - strong, always - beloved! For a long time, from a young age, the wisest valued Not a woman in gold, but gold in a woman. What to choose? I don’t know: what’s better, what’s worse, So be golden - inside and out!

I don't know a more beautiful woman
Your soul is beautiful too
I congratulate you on your birthday,
Today is your holiday.
You shine like a bright angel
Like a flower in the Garden of Eden.
Always live only in truth,
Be on earth as if in heaven!

Not a woman, but an unearthly angel,
You captivate and delight with beauty.
May all your dreams come true on your birthday,
And all wishes come true instantly!

Kind, sweet, gentle, nice! How old you are is not the main thing. We wish you the happiest life in life. Beautiful, cheerful and loved by everyone!

You are perfect as a woman
And I will congratulate you on such a day,
And let the words sound banal:
I wish you a golden life!

Happy birthday to you!
Let the dawn sparkle with champagne!
And in the morning let the whole world already know
That you couldn’t be happier in it!
Let the sun just smile on you,
The singing of birds is also just for you!
Let everything around you rejoice and laugh
And everyone, everyone congratulates you!

Happy birthday!
I look forward to our meetings!
I am filled with warm words,
Like a stream of rain with water.
Happy birthday,
I wish you a lot of joy!
I miss you very much,
I want to be with you more often!

Happy Birthday! You are simply beautiful!
I always admire you!
I like everything about you, honey,
Apparently you were sent to me by fate!
I wish you nothing but the best
I am ready to repeat compliments,
We will never part with you,
I don't want to lose you!

Funny short birthday greetings to girls and women

Happy Birthday
And we wish you aspirations for work.
We promise to help with everything,
And drink your salary away with you.

You are beautiful, smart and airy,
On any day, you and I are not bored.
We wish you to find happiness in life,
Go with a guiding star and success.

On your birthday I wish
Live happily, without knowing worries,
Prosperity in the family
And bread and salt on the table!

My woman is unique
Happy birthday, my kitten,
You are the only one I love in the world,
I lost my peace from you.

You are desirable, irresistible,
I couldn't live a day without you,
Queen undisputed
and my holy dove.

I will give you a lot of tenderness,
Peace, sun, great luck.
Happiness is the sea and rivers of vastness
I wish it my dear.

On your birthday I want to wish you,
So that you are happy
So that you don’t know grief
And, like a May rose, it bloomed!

Let me congratulate you,
My incomparable woman.
I wish you always
Be the most successful in life!

Beautiful, tender, sweet
Today it's all flowers!
Smiling, happy
Be you on your birthday!

Happy birthday to you,
Have fun this day, don't be sad,
I wish you happiness from the bottom of my heart
And great happy love!
Let your dreams be winged
And the bright days are cloudless,
And from this date today
All your successes will start!

On your birthday I wish you to be young and loved, to have more money and handsome guys!

The scent of all flowers
And the blush of dawn
We are ready for you
Give on this day.
Everything that is bright
And big in fate,
We wish you from the bottom of our hearts!

You are a girl, you are my sunshine!
How good it is for the two of us
Darling, happy birthday!
May all your aspirations be encouraged.

What can you wish on your birthday -
To make you younger?
Happiness, humor, kindness,
Maybe a beaver fur coat.
And more success to the sea,
So that you don't know grief!

Favorite women
They come to us in the spring.
They are unexpected
Like rain and like snow.

Favorite women
They come to us as stars,
When we open
One among all.