New Year's lottery. Funny rhymes for small gifts-pranks. Comic lotteries for a festive feast

What usually happens on a holiday? Guests play games and contests, dance and even sing. How to diversify the party? Maybe a joke lottery will help you? For a fun company, such a lottery is both fun and fun. With its help, you will arrange a comic game that everyone will like. And at the same time, present gifts to all your guests and friends in a playful way. And so, let's see what we offer.

A joke lottery can be played in a variety of ways. We'll look at some of them.

Method 1
The first method, even more likely an option, is a comic lottery using beautiful cool phrases. Such a lottery is suitable for friends who are not offended by trifles. After all, in it someone will get a gorgeous gift, and someone will only get two candy wrappers from sweets.
We suggest holding the lottery as follows:
- write all phrases on separate cards or pieces of paper. You put the leaves in a bag and the guests take out one by one. The presenter unfolds the sheet and reads out the phrase in which the gift is “hiding”.
Examples of phrases:

Method 2
The second method is carried out in the same way as the first. Only the second way is poetry. You write poems on cards and also put the cards in a bag or on a tray. The guests take one card at a time and the presenter reads out verses. Then he gives the gift in question.
Examples of verses for cards.

Chocolate

Since you got a chocolate bar,

Your life will be very sweet!

Candle

You have, my friend, and henceforth

To burn with study, creativity.

Shampoo

You will be beautiful to walk with your hair

Captivating everyone with a thick, fluffy mane!

Dishwashing sponges

And you have household worries,

A lot of household chores await.

But in the family and in personal life

Everything will turn out great for you!

Red pepper

Many adventures await you

And a lot of thrills

But everything will end fine

It's no coincidence that red pepper!

A set of markers or colored pencils

Love will brighten your days

And they will become bright!

Watercolor paints

Do you understand what is the meaning of the gift?

Life will be joyful and bright!

Flashlight

Your whole life in winter and summer

It will shine with magic light.

Pack of tea

In the morning you start with tea,

So that big love meets!

Bananas

You eat bananas

And expect a pleasant surprise!

Joke bank money

You got the money for a reason:

You will live in abundance always!

Condensed milk

You are used to living in the thick of things,

Activity is your main destiny!

Pack of cookies

You have friends, acquaintances of the sea,

And everyone will come to visit soon.

Prepare tea and treats

Here's a cookie to start with!

Nuts

You are a tough nut to crack

Only good luck awaits you in life!

Coffee

You will be cheerful and energetic

This means that everything in life will be fine!

Sharpener

This sharpener will help you

Hone the mind, and humor too.

Career and success await you,

And also jokes, humor, laughter!

Refreshing lollipops

Fresh breath

Prosperity will ensure you!

Cream

You will enter the cream of society

And you will take a firm place there!

Napkins

A great feast is waiting for you

And on this day, and the whole year!

Soft toy

Tired of you learning

So you want to play?

Means, it will definitely come in handy

What I want to give you!

Chocolate coins

Fate will gild your pen

Will send a solid pay!

Mirror

This little magic item

He will say that there is no one more beautiful than you!

Can of beer

You got a can of beer -

This means that the year will be happy!

Toothpaste

Get this tube as a gift,

So that every tooth is healthy!

You don't need kvass anymore - now beer do you have.
Your winnings are quite rare, you are lucky, no doubt, you got not two candies, but twocandy paper.
Not a win, but manna from heaven, you gotslice of bread.
Accept youbutton this one and walk the world with joy.
What is this?Pencil! It is very difficult to believe in this: now it will only be yours.
Do not look so timidly, do not be alarmed - this isCork.
Thisclip.
So as not to eat in the dining room, getbay leaf.
Cleanliness is a sore point, get a vacuum cleaner (broom).
When you start to dance, so that your pants do not sleep, you must have with youpin of steel.
We give you the best toy in the world - rattle.
Everyone is happy with such a gift - delicious, juicygrape.
And not a nut, and not a screw - this is a medicalbandage.
Fate took a rent from you, for change - matchboxes.
The best friend in life isthread whole coil.
This is not a random gift - we present to youtram ticket.
There is no better win than cellophanepackage.
You are very lucky - get ita bar of soap.
Don't be sick, be strong, we hand you tablets.
For you, we do not feel sorry for anything - accept thislighter.
You need to believe in miracles - as a gift to yousausage.
We give you a balloon and a set for it flashlight.
Forget all questions, we give you cigarettes.
A thing that is very necessary in the household, take it rather, do not be shy (lid).
So that you look out the window less, we hand you dominoes.
Yes, this is what you need so badly - cheese under the glorious name "Friendship".
You should not be upset - you have new luck. You gotmustard delicious dining room.
Move your brains slightly - for this we handthe book.
It's not a pity for you - get itmedal.
Do not grieve, do not grieve, stand up, neighbor kiss.
There is nothing better in the world than getting a bouquet of flowers (card with flowers)
Here's a gift for you - from a shoelace.
We give you this ticket to go around the wholelight.
To maintain a beautiful hairstyle, getcomb.
To avoid melancholy, we give you socks.
At first glance, not at all noticeable -toilet paper.
Fruit is the best diet, but eat it todaycandy.
The strip in life will be only white, it will help you with thispiece of chalk.
What is happening in the world today - you will read innewspaper.
We have supplied youhooks , Well, catch the catfish yourself.
Always, at any time of the year, thissoda.
Great find for teeth - here's to youToothbrush.
If you love excitement, getdeck of cards.
To cook jam for future use, getsugar.
This thing is necessary to create intimacy(candle).
If you're not drunk yet, get it soonCup.
The most fragrant banana is the envy of the monkeys(banana)
To keep the linen tight, we hand youclothespin.
Success awaits you soon, get it from us nut.

2. Comic lottery - forecast

1. You are a tough nut to crack, which means

Good luck awaiting you!
(peanut)

2. Who will receive a can of beer,
Live the whole year happily!
(Beer)

3. Eat bananas and coconuts
And expect a reward from fate!
(Banana)

4. While the boss "removes the shavings" from us,
Calmly brew a mug of tea!
(Cup)

5. Get this tube as a gift,
To make every tooth shine in the sun!
(Paste)

6. Since you got a chocolate bar,
Then you will not be bitter - it will be sweet!
(Chocolate)

7. When you drink cranberry jelly,
Forget the mundane carousel!
Let the world, as they say, wait!
And you will be healthy all year round.
(Kissel)

8. Perhaps you "soaped up" to escape,
But your lot is to continue the work!
(Soap)

9. Although this cream is inedible,
But the smell is just incomparable!
(Coconut cream)

10. To the one who receives this candle,
We'll have to travel the world!
(Candle)

11. To write down where the pay went,
This pen will be of great use to you!
(Pen)

12. We'll have to live by the work of grief,
And forget about the days of the calendar!
(The calendar)

13. And great love awaits you
And kisses all year round!
(Set of sponges)

14. Do you understand the meaning of the gift?
Life will be joyful and bright!
(Markers)

15. And you are "in juice", in the prime of your life!
You have no equal among your friends!
(Juice packet)

16. You are well-versed at work
And you will be held in high esteem with us all year.
(Horseshoe)

17. Delight awaits you for your heart -
Big increase in salary!
(Yogurt "Delight")

18. Walking with your hair will be beautiful,
Captivating everyone with a thick, fluffy mane.
(Shampoo)

19. You will be cheerful and energetic,
And so the whole year will be great!
(Coffee)

3. Comic lottery. For a friendly company

Whether a cowboy or a businessman

Caries is terrible for all of them.

Well, now try:

Chew, chew, chew - and no problem!

(Chewing gum.)

It doesn't matter that the ball is small

If only he rode merrily.

Pele himself, by the way,

I started with rags.

(Ball.)

Everyone around is terribly happy:

Everything is erased and how it should be!

After Doshi, after Tide

This is the best reward.

(Eraser)

At least sins, but at least strum ...

Kohl now your keys

Lose it all at once -

Grumble, don't grumble.

(Keychain)

You can glue it day and night

If you drive away laziness away.

Super sticky oilcloth -

In overseas, just "scotch".

(Scotch)

No matter how hard the alarm clock tried -

He just raised him to his feet.

No matter how I tried to wake up -

Will complete the task with honor,

That no one could decide

Good luck

"Awakening powder"!

(A bag of coffee)

You will go out on the porch in the morning -

The face will be reddened.

Why? You're on the finger

You will suddenly find a ring.

(Baby ring)

Kissing in the wind

It's hard in the field in the morning.

Lucky you - here's the lipstick,

No need to crack your lips.

(Hygienic lipstick)

Somewhere sakura blossoms

Somewhere dates are growing ...

There are many vitamins in the world,

And we have our own product.

(Apple)

America is calling them

"Russian nuts".

They are eaten without fussing.

And without any haste.

(A bag of seeds)

Two happy geese -

A joy for a granny.

You are not a granny -

Get the beads!

(Baby beads)

You got it at this hour

Something that makes us all happy.

Light, bringing a holiday to everyone,

Obedient to everyone to the wind.

(Balloon)

Giving a birthday girl can be not only solemn, it can be used as a game or entertaining moment. For example, any holiday is very enlivened - various congratulations from guests with a scattering of comic or useful, but presented with a humorous supply, gifts and trifles. Despite the fact that the reception is quite common, it invariably pleases both the hero of the occasion and her gathered guests, especially since you can come up with "gifts" for her specific habits, preferences or profession.

Sometimes such congratulations with gifts are rather frivolous, but since they are given by very close people, this does not bother anyone, but, on the contrary, amuses and gives pleasure. If congratulation with gifts is arranged by colleagues, then its tone is usually more restrained, and the gifts themselves are more practical and stylish.

Collected here comic congratulations - gifts on the anniversary for women various authors (thanks to them for the ideas!), which, if they fit, can be used in full or take them as a basis and come up with your own funny gifts and eyeliners to them, focusing on the age and tastes of a particular birthday girl.

1. Comic congratulations on an anniversary for a woman

"And we have a present for you!"

This is a fun celebration chant for the anniversary with the presentation of various gifts. After the words of the host, the guests should shout in unison:
"And we have, and we have a present for you!"

We're not here today in vain
Gathered together, friends!
Jokes are everywhere, congratulations,
Birthday wishes.
The birthday girl is just
Let's congratulate now!
Come on, guests, connect
And shout that there is strength,
As if someone took you for something
Bitten very hard.

Tanya got up early today

So that later she does not rush.

Beginning before it's too late

Put yourself in order.

Tanya comes up to the white bath,

To wash your hair

And not a drop of shampoo.

What to do, how to be here?

Guests in chorus (takes shampoo out of the box).

I'm so tired of dressing up
I began to make my way to the kitchen,
To drink coffee
Strength to restore.
But yesterday a neighbor came in
And there is no coffee today.

Guests in chorustakes a bag of coffee out of the box).

We know that Tanya is a sweet tooth,
She loves sweets.
Candy day she didn't eat
And already upset.

Guests in chorus: "And we, and we, have a present for you" - (handing sweets).

So Tanya began to cook,
I got the best meat.
What is the dish to pepper with,
So as not to upset the guests?

Guests in chorus: "And we, and we, have a present for you" - (handing a bag of pepper)

Finally lunch is ready:

One hundred salads, cake and pilaf.
Here are all the dishes on the table
Only the mistress of salt, where?

Guests in chorus: "And we, and we, have a present for you" - (handing over .... a packet of salt)

Here is the last guest left,
And a whole cart of dishes.
What is there to do, how to wash,
Where can I get a sponge?

Guests in chorus: "And we, and we, have a present for you" - (give ... a sponge)

Do not consider it an insult
This joke is congratulations.
Smile, sing songs
Know, friends are always with you!

(Source: nsportal.ru)

2. Comic congratulations with gifts for a woman from friends.

1.HAPPY BIRTHDAY,

We wish you all the best.

We give you a technique

And fashionable clothes.

To clean the apartment quickly

Take a wondrous car

Very simple to handle

Our "Roventa" vacuum cleaner.

He will wipe anyone's nose

Will take away all your chaos.

You will take it gently in your hands

You wave in different directions

Instantly dirt from all over the apartment

Scattered - no dust.

It won't take up much space,

It will fit into any crack.

Saves kilowatts,

Not buzzing and lightweight.

Everything in the house will shine

Nowhere dust to fly (give a broom)

2. Here is the device "Just in case"

In life, he is the best helper,

With him, and grief - no problem.

He will always help you.

And the name is resounding

Enema - scientifically.

It is not difficult to apply it,

We will attach instructions (give an enema).

Use it every day

And your migraine will pass,

He will take all the slags out of you

The body will look slim.

In general, we tell you,

In life, he is irreplaceable.

With extensive angina

You can gargle your throat

When renovating an apartment

You can spray paint.

Caught with him at the dacha

You spray the bushes.

And then how crazy

Flowers will bloom everywhere.

I think you are convinced

What a miracle we give you

And now in life boldly

You will go with her alone.

3. As for the outfit

Put it on as soon as possible

You will be a gorgeous woman in it

And Madonna is just a shadow.

Winter panties on cotton wool

Will come in handy

Because in November

The cold is fierce in the yard.

Put it on as soon as possible -

Lure men to have sex.

It's not so difficult to warm up together

And it's impossible to freeze

Putting on hot leggings,

You will live any cold (give diapers).

4. And the boots from Versace

The last squeak - not otherwise.

Throughout their winter you carry

And you won't get frostbitten on your feet (give slippers or socks or shoe covers)

You will emphasize the figure in them

Bending my leg long.

Klavka Slate would herself

With envy I would go crazy.

In a headset with panties

It will be hot like in the Sahara

Carry presents

And bless the fate.

There will be a reason to drink

Let's get together again

Women's happiness without edge.

We wish you on your birthday.

(Source: mastervo.ru)

3. Cool congratulations from friends with gifts "Country treats".

1. If the stomach is hungry, do it honor:
You spread the pate on the bread, there is nothing tastier (give a jar of pate).

2. If you like delicious soup, boil some cereals,
Start a sardine here, you can even half (give a can of sardines).

3. If you need lunch, no problem here:
Your millet will be tasty if there is stew. (give a stew).

4. Pour tea into cups, serve a loaf!
Let the children laugh loudly, since there is condensed milk. (give condensed milk)

5. If you call the cream of the crop to the dacha of society,
Don't rely on potatoes, open the olives soon (give olives)

6. If you haven't bought bread, don't be sad, nonsense!
Open a jar of beans, you will always be full! (give beans)

7. So that the picnic does not become a burden, so that you can eat from the heart,
open a jar of corn and salad feed! (give corn)

8. After offering the guests a snack, the same sandwich:
Put a cucumber on the bread, and a couple of sprats from the jar (give a cucumber and sprats)

9. Unsuccessful fishing will be made enjoyable,
Fish meatballs, in tomato sauce (give meatballs)

10. If he grew up in the garden, then we will not give it to you,
This jar of peas, we will eat it in winter! (give peas)

11. In addition to treats, squash caviar!
There are a lot of vitamins, you should always eat it! (they give zucchini caviar)

12. The sun is hot this summer. Even if there are a lot of berries,
Decorates our picnic, fruits for you from the south
We hand in this moment (give fruit)

13. If you are too lazy to cook, but your stomach howled,
Porridge with meat will come in handy to moderate his ardor! (give porridge with meat)

14. Useless little thing, if you take it alone,
But it will come in handy for the soup, you need to be in the house (give tomato paste)

(Source: na-bis.com)

4. Congratulations on the gifts "Ladies' things"

1. Will frankly show - the beauty of the face and your body - and you will see in him what you did not want to see in him (give a mirror)

2. Your iron friends, long-legged, long-armed - they keep their hair perfectly, and you look so crowned! ( give hairpins)

3. All will be trimmed, trimmed and put in order. - on the big number "five", the manicure will shine! ( give nail scissors)

4. You can't find girlfriends more correctly - and don't go to a fortune-teller - everybody really needs it, even if it's not cool ... (give curlers)

5. Gently removes makeup, a light massage - and at any moment our good friend - soft will help ... (give a sponge)

6. Always take them with you, so that they are at hand, their works are invisible. And if there is no water nearby, they are so important, these ... (give wet wipes)

7. It is many hundreds of years old, but it looks fresh, we hold an irreplaceable object under our hand. Like a pure wind, a stream is thin ... (give a handkerchief)

8. Like a whole battalion of soldiers, they stand in a box - they will remove unnecessary touches, and cosmetics are sins (give cotton swabs)

9. There is nothing in it: shadows, pencil, tweezers, hairpins, mascara, comb, varnishes, and also all kinds of rubbish. A very necessary little thing - for the hostess ... (give a cosmetic bag)

10. There are plastic and gold, iron, silver and bone - he holds the hair with a strong hand, behind him they are like behind a Chinese wall. He helped every woman at least once - so irreplaceable ... (bezel)

(Such a congratulation can end with the presentation of the crown and the awarding of the title of "Queen of Beauty" or another nomination - see)

5. Congratulations to the birthday girl from colleagues with gifts.

Perhaps you "soaped up" to escape,
But your lot is to continue the work! (give soap)

Who will get a can of beer
Live the whole year happily! ( give beer)

Eat bananas and coconuts
And expect a reward from fate! ( give banana)

While the boss "removes the shavings" from us,
Calmly brew a mug of tea! ( give mug)

Get this tube as a gift,
To make every tooth shine in the sun! (give toothpaste)

Since you got a chocolate bar,
Then you will not be bitter - it will be sweet! (give a chocolate bar)

When you drink cranberry jelly,
Forget the mundane carousel!
Let the world, as they say, wait!
And you will be healthy all year round (give jelly)

Even though this cream is inedible
But the smell is just incomparable! ( give hand cream)

To the one who receives this candle,

We'll have to travel the world! (give a candle)

To write down where the pay went
This pen will be of great use to you! (give a pen)

We'll have to live, the work of grief,
And forget about the days of the calendar! (give a calendar)

And big love awaits you
And kisses all year round! (give a set of sponges)

Do you understand the meaning of the gift?
Life will be joyful and bright! (give felt-tip pens)

And you are "in juice", in the prime of your life!
You have no equal among your friends! (give a bag of juice)

You are well-versed at work
And you will be held in high esteem with us all year (give a horseshoe)

You will be beautiful to walk with your hair
Captivating everyone with a thick, fluffy mane (give shampoo)

You will be cheerful and energetic
And so the whole year will be great! (give coffee)

(Source: tamada-julia.narod.ru)

6. Photo session of the hero of the day in hats.

This is a very funny one, which is more suitable for a home holiday or a holiday in the country, so that the culprit does not get upset because she can ruin her hair (after all, she needs to try on each hat, show it to the guests and, if desired, take a picture in each one as a keepsake)

Eyeliner: The French say that a real woman can arrange three things out of nothing: a salad, a scandal and a hat. Our (the name of the hero of the day) can do much more, she can from all this also arrange a real holiday for herself and her guests. That she will now show us all with brilliance.

Perhaps not everyone present knows that we are in constant cooperation with the great couturier of our time Zakidon Shlyapnikov and offer the hero of the day a personal all-season collection of his hats. Hats, mirror, photographer, is everything ready? Then let's get started!

First model: Champion sports cap(Children's cap with a toe or baseball cap.)
Sports will relieve us of stress
And he will add health to everyone.
To stay young
You need to do sports.
Summer, autumn, winter
Take up sport walking.
To overtake the bus,
We must put on a hat.

Second model: swimming cap "Dive" (Rubber bathing cap or shower cap)
To be always healthy
So as not to cough, not to sniff,
You can run for a long time in the park
Or hang on the horizontal bar.
If water is given for life,
It’s more likely into the river, into the shower.
Just try on a hat
After all, it suits her well.

The third model: the hat of the hostess "Chistyulya" (From a sponge or washcloth)
If in household chores suddenly
It turns out that two legs and two arms are not enough,
And all that she needs to wipe.

The fourth model: a hat for work "Vsevidimka" (An option for the teacher is to sew glasses on the hat on four sides.)
You must have such a hat,
To see everything, to watch everyone,
So that work is in full swing soon,
So that not a second for laziness, yawning.
( Option for the teacher.So that the student cannot cheat,
Lick everything from someone else's notebook,
He could not pull out the spur ...
Such a hat will fit).

Fifth model: wonder-hat "Whether in the garden or in the garden" (Old straw hat)
The sun in the country beats down mercilessly
Is there someone on all fours?
In the hottest, sultry time
Save your crown from harmful rays!
Avoid overheating -
Put on the miracle hat!

Model 6: Legend hat for the weekend (Any original hat)
If, (name of the hero of the day), you suddenly
A friend will invite for the weekend
Don't think, don't guess
Accept the offer!
Affectionate, be cheerful
Just don't forget your hat!
Hat for the weekend -
Not a hat, but a legend!

Seventh model: eco-friendly hat for conservationists (Spotted khaki panama)
We know you love animals:
Squirrels, hares, wood grouses,
You take care of your native river
And do not jam the fish in it.
So that the trees turn green
For the birds to sing songs
Join the Greenpeace Society,
To us, "green", such -
Not like us blue!

Eighth model: hat "Visa for a cruise" (Old man's hat)
This hat is not worn on the head, but in the hands.
If you want not to grow weary,
Pyramids to see
Collect capital
And you will go to the station.
You can easily get a visa
And go on cruises!

And finally, the ninth model: the invisible hat (An oversized hat that crawls over the eyes, or a knitted cap).

The grandiose model is made in a single copy, has no analogues in the world and has a supernatural property of invisibility. Let's try it ... wonderful! Trying in vain - you won't see anything anyway!
This collection of hats is designed for all occasions and will help you feel like a real woman in any situation.

7. Comic congratulations for a woman with gifts from close friends.

Hello, dear wench, you are good as a girl.
Though not 25, the years are twisting, mother is vigorous,
We are sending you, my dear, a parcel for your birthday.
Here a little, here a little, so don't judge me.

If there is no CANDLE in the house, here it is, since the light goes out.
MATCHES and a PIECE OF SOAP, so that you wash your face,
But a PACK OF CIGARETTES, suddenly you light a cigarette, maybe not.
Life is with us, you understand hell, here you smoke and drink.
Here is PIVASIK for order after the bath, al with an ustatku.
We all blow it ourselves and recommend it to you.

SALA here is piece 3, so eat or cook,
Stretch it out until summer, now it's a jewel.
Look, don't get fat, you better feed the guests.
Let your fool friends eat
Kohl they do not feel sorry for the figure.

BOTTLE WITH HOLY WATER, drop in mouth before meals.
So that you don't give it to anyone, say: "The most, they say, is not enough."
And the back suddenly hurts, rub it and hold it.
Get sick, lie down, period, there is a grandson and a son-in-law and a daughter.
Let them wash, wash themselves, let them not bother mom.

As soon as you receive the package, take the bottle as soon as possible,

And write an answer as soon as possible, what you liked and what you didn’t.
If there is no money in the house, tie a Broom to your leg,
You need to wave a broom, collect money in a heap.

That's all goodbye girl, you are for us, well, like a sister,
Pour vodka into glasses, invite the guests to drink.

This is what I found, I think it will come in handy
One of the most popular entertainments during the holidays is a comic lottery. Whether it's a birthday, anniversary or wedding. Toastmaster can give out lottery tickets to guests at the entrance or just before the drawing; at a wedding, lottery tickets can even be sold for a nominal fee. If there are a lot of lots, you can play the lottery throughout the evening, with breaks. Each ticket is assigned numbers, starting with the first. The lottery must be a win-win, respectively, prizes are distributed to all numbers and can be very different and preferably funny. We offer you approximate texts of the drawing of lots of the comic lottery:

1. For you a souvenir for your affectionate eyes - read (Tales).
2. A thing that never goes out of style. (Laces).
3. Here is a lighter for you, use it, do not mind. (Matchbox).
4. When you go for a walk, so that your pants do not sleep, you must have a pin made of steel with you. (Pin).
5. Who is the happiest among us? Get this basin. (Taz).
6. Do not be angry with us, my friend, the boxes will come in handy. (Matchbox).
7. Let the bride's smile suddenly touch your eyes, and the good mood will not leave you anymore.
8. Fate took a rent from you, and boxes of matches for delivery. (Matches).
9. Take this (Button) and walk around the world with joy.
10. We'll have to live, the work of grief, And forget about the days of the calendar! (The calendar).
11. Household vacuum cleaner. (Broom).
12. You are desperately lucky - you will receive (Sandwich).
13. Your winnings are special. You can read about everything in the newspaper. (Newspaper).
14. Pour this into a glass And drink it quietly. (Disposable cup).
15. I give the prize boldly, use it for business. (Paper).
16. Whoever gets a can of beer will live happily all year! (Beer).
17. Even the old man himself Koschey swept the dust from his ears. (Brush).
18. Dear comrade, get (Candy), Just don't eat it yourself, treat your neighbor.
19. Here is a ticket, so a ticket, do not rummage in the rooms, Consider that there is no win - cry and calm down. (Handkerchief).
20. Since you got a chocolate bar, then you will not be bitter - it will be sweet! (Chocolate).
21. Reach out your hand. Receive an ONION HEAD. (Onion).
22. You are a tough nut to crack, which means that good luck awaits you! (Peanut).
23. Although this cream is inedible, But the smell is simply incomparable! (Coconut cream).
24. In order not to eat in the dining room, get a bay leaf. (A packet of bay leaves).
25. If you want to be strong like gin, get a vitamin, brother. (Carrot).
26. Don't drip on your neighbor, And win a napkin. (Napkin).
27. Today you are not a hero of the day, the laurel crown does not shine for you, you better accept from us (a packet of laurel leaves).
28. Something will not happen to you, this item will be useful to you. (Condom).
29. So that you could keep your money, we hand you a wallet. (Wallet).
30. We give you a piece of chintz, you can marry again. (Handkerchief).
31. Somehow not even clever, but now for you (Carrot).
32. And you are "in juice", in the prime of your life! You have no equal among your friends! (A packet of juice).
33. Do not be bored in the evenings - drink fragrant tea (Tea).
34. Substitute for soccer ball. (Old tin can).
35. It will help you remember the subject of bygone childhood years. (Dummy).
36. The lottery is not a snag, Here is a self-assembled tablecloth for you. (Oilcloth).
37. A trifle, but nice. (A handful of small coins).
38. You will receive a rusty nail, I ask you not to get angry, After all, even the most rusty nail in the household will come in handy. (Nail).
39. You won a spoon, Go eat a little. (Wooden spoon).
40. If suddenly the child cries, you must calm him down, beckon him with a rattle and silence him. (Beanbag).
41. Portrait of the most beautiful man. (Mirror).
42. The prize went to you to gnaw in the evenings. (Nuts, bagels or crackers).
43. Antique hanger. (Nail).
44. A vessel for drinking strong drinks. (Thimble).
45. Comrade, believe, hope and wait, your winnings lie ahead.
46. ​​We wanted to win a flashlight. You only got the ball. (Balloon).
47. The yacht fell on this ticket, now you can go out into the world. (Paper boat).
48. For a very clean shave The tool will come in handy. (Blade).
49. The moths ate tulle yesterday, they were torn to the pain, we give (package) in return - there is nothing else!
50. Get your toy, close your eyes and dream, if you buy this thing, you will ride me on it. (Typewriter).
51. Get it, hurry up, you get a notebook, write poems. (Notebook).
52. There is no more practical winning Than a garbage bag. (Trash bag).
53. While the boss "removes the shavings" from us, Calmly brew a mug of tea! (Cup).
54. You don't have striped pants, But you have a cigarette. (Cigarettes).
55. Why should you have a wallet, put money in a bag. (Package).
56. Delight awaits you for your heart - Big increase in salary! (Yogurt "Delight").
57. It's not a pity for good people, Get it quickly, comrade, (Rope).
58. Imported hair dryer "Roventa" with a nozzle. (Hairbrush).
59. You won not a penny, but a real one (Ruler).
60. And for sweet we have. There is a pill for you. (Vitamins).
61. We give you (a notebook), you have something to write on.
62. And big love awaits you And kisses all year round! (A set of sponges for dishes).
63. You are our welcome guest. As a gift to you (Valuable nail).
64. For your sweet smile, presented to us now, We hand you this one (Button), let it please you.
65. Having received this gift, think a little, maybe you forgot your friends, write a letter to them, baby. (Pen).
66. Come on, dear friend, get it (Pie).
67. There is no typewriter, we offer this item. (Kernel).
68. So that the cap is not blown away by the wind, here's a gift for you (Paperclip).
69. This ball will stop babies crying. (Balloon).
70. Straight out of the department store (Toilet paper).

71. After a glass to have a snack. Business is very important. Here is a paper napkin instead of a sleeve. (Paper napkin).
72. Do not get sick, be strong, we are handing you (Pills).
73. Who is so joyful there? As a keepsake - (Thermometer)!
74. Business of everyday life, as they say, this thing may come in handy. (Cork).
75. You got a flower - a rose, It does not wither from frost. (The Rose).
76. Your winnings are like manna from heaven, you got a piece of bread. (Slice of bread).
77. And this decoration is just a sight for sore eyes. (Beads from paper clips).
78. You do not need to get excited, mustard will calm you down. (Mustard).
79. Get your winnings as a gift quickly - (Balloon).
80. You bought an unlucky ticket; show us a 100 rubles fine for diapers.
81. In order to find out the income, a notebook will come in handy. (Notebook).
82. This thing is essential for lovers of intimacy. (Candle).
83. Do you understand the meaning of the gift? Life will be joyful and bright! (Markers).
84. I will not refuse (Kefir) for any blessings of the world.
85. Lucky for you: a kiss from your neighbor on the right!
86. You and your companion will never disappear, You will not come home hungry from any guests. (A spoon).
87. You got the (Postcard), as it was supposed to be.
88. You would like a piano, but got a calendar. (The calendar).
89. (Notepad) is a trifle, but this is what you wanted.
90. Present this book to your future baby. (Children's book).
91. If there is a first-aid kit in the house, then you also need a candle. (Candle).
92. Now you will have to buy a baby so that there is someone to suck on a dummy. (Pacifier).
93. Make a smart face, you won the egg. (Kinder Surprise).
94. Happiness is in your hands. You got two potatoes. (Two potatoes).
95. This book is not more important, Only you are a writer in it. (Notebook).
96. To write down where your paycheck went, this pen will be very useful to you! (Pen).
97. May your life be warmer from the gift of Prometheus. (Candle).
98. Since you are not at your desk, the cards will come in handy in life. (Card deck).
99. Do not grieve, do not grieve, Stand up, kiss your neighbor. (Kiss the neighbor).
100. Evil lottery fate, Only you are given a clothespin. (Pin).
101. A device for transmitting thoughts at a distance. (Envelope).
102. To save you from agony, We won hand cream. (Hand cream).
103. Open your mouth wider, a roll of paper for you. (Toilet paper).
104. To look cool, we give you a limousine. (Children's car).
105. Run around the whole city with a dream of a deficit, but you will rarely see it (Paper napkin).
106. Your winnings are yet to come, but look at others for now. (Additional number).
107. Success awaits you today, Get your nut. (Walnut).
108. Your winnings are quite rare, you are happy, no doubt about it, you got not three sweets, but three pieces of paper from sweets.
109. Perhaps you "lathered" to escape, But your lot is to continue your work! (Soap).
110. Eat bananas and coconuts And expect rewards from fate! (Banana).
111. Get this tube as a gift, To make every tooth shine in the sun! (Paste).
112. Treat yourself, my friend, a little - you (three sweets) got it.
113. Happiness fell into your hands, you got a big apple. (Apple).
114. Don't be bored today, Get Indian tea. (Pack of Indian tea).
115. To keep your hair in order, you will need a potholder. (Scrunchy).
116. Although your name is not Thekla, But you got the beets. (Beet).
117. Printing of a small business. (Eraser).
118. To prevent your teeth from hurting, Brush them at least once a week. (Toothbrush).
119. If you want to be rich, be rich. (Wallet).
120. Washing machine "Baby". (Soap in a soap dish).
121. Oh, what a fine fellow you are, get a lollipop. (Chupa Chups).
122. We give you toothpaste, so that you have toothy teeth. (Toothpaste).
123. You are well "savvy" in work And you will be held in high esteem with us all year round. (Horseshoe).
124. You got this soap to wash your hands cleaner. (Soap).
125. One must hope for the best in life, take Clay, if life does not go well. (Glue).
126. Well done that you played, Get two Ferraris. (Children's cars).
127. You forget for a minute how much this joke costs. Said in advance, attention is dear. (Kiss the neighbor.)
128. Anything can happen in life, and it can even be, you tarnish your reputation somewhere, (Clothespin) will help dry it.
129. You are the best, you will be convinced, a glass for you, get drunk. (A glass of vodka).
130. Don't be sad, dear friend, the souvenir is already yours here. (Icon).
131. The one who receives this candle will have to travel the world! (Candle).
132. In order for the jug to be full, you need the (Lid).
133. Yes, your lucky ticket, so hold (Pencil).
134. Means for fighting pets. (Velcro for flies).
135. Walking with your hair will be beautiful, Captivating everyone with a thick, fluffy mane. (Shampoo).
136. You will be cheerful and energetic, And therefore the whole year will be excellent! (Coffee).
137. Although the people say, As if vodka is poison. We give you a glass of poison as a reward. (A glass of vodka).
138. It's your turn, you have a fresh bar ("Mars")!
139. Whether you need it or not, Here is your lipstick (Lipstick)!
140. For an overgrown baby - a wonderful (Pacifier)!