Quotes about bros with meaning. When you have a good sister, living is a little less scary.

In the evening I felt uneasy, I buried myself in the shoulder of my older brother, and he quietly said: "You are very dear to me." I burst into tears. Dear, do not forget to say these words to me, because you are very dear to me too!

Cats scratch their souls. A younger brother appears and puts a candy in front of me. "Kid," I say, I'm in trouble, the lollipop won't help. After a couple of minutes, he brings a bottle of whiskey and says: "And this?"

Vkontakte status “Twenty-four months of happiness. I love". I don't tell anyone that I love my brother and his girl.

"What do I mean to you?" - I asked my brother when we were driving. “A leech,” he laughed, “you suck blood, but it's a pity to peel it off and throw it away.”

When my brother and I were little, he hurt me, and I cried, for this my brother called me a crybaby. I was very angry with him. But now, thanks to him, I have learned to hide my feelings.

As children, my brother and I often quarreled, I cried, and he said that my eyes were always in a wet place. These words really hurt me. And since then, no one has seen my tears. Brother, I am grateful to you for that.

My brother is the closest person in the world to me.

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My brother 5 years ago broke up with the girl he had met for 7 years. He asked her: -What is our future? She replied: -I will marry an oligarch, and you will work at a factory. Now my brother is running his own business. And she is still looking for an oligarch.

My brother is a womanizer, he always cheated on girls, and now he has another one, they have already been dating for 2 months, he did not cheat on her, I am happy for him, yesterday he left her, and he felt so bad, because he realized that he could not live without her. I'm happy they are together again.

How the younger brother pisses me off ... All the best for him.

My brother solves crosswords oO - What's so strange about that? - The fact that he does not solve them in the toilet.

Remember I wrote that I will soon see my brother for the first time ... So I saw. A dream come true. There were tears at parting. It is not known when else I will see him ..

And I have a brother. And in childhood, when we fought and I started crying, he teased me with a roar, etc. Then I was very offended ... But I learned to hide my tears ... Thanks to him ...

I have the coolest brother in the world ... We had a heart-to-heart talk. He is 11 years older than me - a cousin ... In general, he told his life, showed me where you don't need to be blunt, I adore him, this is his heart.

Two brothers are sitting in the room. Phone call. One of the brothers picks up the phone: - Petya, this is for you. - Brother, if it's Masha, Liza or Natasha, then I'm not there, and if it's Katya or Marina, then I'll take it. - This is a venereologist ...

you are brothers? - no, twins. and what, twins, not brothers? - not always. we, for example, sisters ...

I sit upset, a little brother comes up, shoves a candy, I tell him: “Dima, I have adult problems and this cannot solve them. "After 5 minutes, he comes with a bottle of martini and asks:" And so? "

And my brother is getting married soon! -Well, the bride is at least beautiful? -No very scary, but he blows off dust particles from her! -Fu, she's also dusty!

My brother's brother is my brother! 🙂

And my brother will return from the army soon!

In 44 days my brother will come from the army. Updated 31 days ago, having fun for the last days.

Here we live with my brother in perfect harmony, fist in the eye, heel to the forehead.

Whoever touches a brother - I'll fill it up!

It's funny when I go with my brother, who is 10 years older than me, and he is mistaken not even for a guy, but for a dad! Either I look like a youngster, or he is fucking preserved ...

PPC ... survived. We teach our older brother to drive)

Now my brother told me: "You have potatoes in your eyes, and I have the sky." I sat for 15 minutes and thought until he explained to me that it was about eye color.

We are looking for Ivan Nikolaevich Petrov. - So this is my twin brother. - Can you describe your appearance?

Two kids are talking. One of them asks. Oleg: “How old is your brother”? Vitya: "Year." - Weird. My puppy is also a year old, but he walks twice as well as your brother. - What's so strange, yours has four legs ?!

I know the perfect guy! I know his address and phone number! But the most important thing is that I can call him at any time and say: - "I love you." And he will answer: - "I am your sister too".

My mother told me that I have a cousin ... He should turn 7 years old on May 11 ... My aunt sent him to an orphanage ... You can't do that! I understand that hatred for her is boiling in my soul ...

- Sonny, congratulations! You will have a sister! - So, I do not understand! What have you done to my brother ?!

My 5-year-old brother said that when he grows up he will be president and buy me a Bentley. cool truth;) now I'm waiting. ... ...

Can you play the balalaika? -No. -And your brother? -Yes. -What "yes? -Not able either. 🙂

Now my soul is so empty. My brother went to the army. So lonely. And you sit and wait, out of habit, when he will come from the university.

As a child, my parents did not allow me to sit at the computer for a long time, my dad took the cable from the monitor to work. My brother and I bought a new one. They played in turn, one fired the ancestors at the window, the second played, and the fan blew on the monitor so that it would not heat up, because mom checked.

A real friend when asked if you go for a walk? Will answer: "Of course brother!"

My brother got me already, all the time humming: - Sex and whiskey, Caribbean coke, boobs beckon, fresh radishes.

Congratulations! My brother was born at 4:14 pm. Another great meaning of life has become more.

As a child, she dreamed of an older brother, and looked after the younger one.

You sit in the toilet thinking about great things. And then there was a knock on the door, the boy said: - Igor, I want to poop. So damn it, what should I do after that?

I will never leave my brother, because he is good!

And yet, it's cool when you have an older brother!

With a joyful cry "Look what sweets Nastya bought me !!!" my little brother grabbed brand new condoms from my bag and ran to my parents.

I had a fight with a girl ... I come home ... I am in no mood ... little brother (6 years old) comes up and asks: "Well, what, did you give me something?" O_O ... knows how to cheer up

And my brother is getting married soon! -Well, the bride is at least beautiful? -Not very scary, but he blows off dust particles from her! -Fu, she's also dusty!

Today I watched the cartoon Blue Puppy with my brother. After the song “Oh, why am I gay,” this miracle came out: “Damn, the dog has already been turned into a gay!”

Eh, I remember how my little brother went under the table ... And then I cleaned!

I don't care what they say around! My little brother says that I am the best, and children, as you know, do not lie!

I came to visit my brother's cousin .. He is 6 years old .. We see each other once in half a year ... He tries to throw me on the sofa .. I succumbed to ... To which he said to me: Well, I tasted the heroic strength ?! I love him ...

Well, understand, he's my brother, why be jealous of him?

The girls are standing on the sidelines. Nobody goes to dance, because they are in Dagestan and each of them is watched by a brother ...)

His brother said that I was better than his ex ... Nice.)

God, how I love my older brother!

Yesterday they brought my brother from the hospital, he is so small ... AND STSUKO IS ALREADY LOOKING AT MY COMPUTER ...

There are friends whom we call brothers, there are brothers whom we can never call friends ...

When my brother is at home, it can be seen that he is at home. Trash and unwashed dishes are everywhere. And when I'm at home, you can hear that I'm at home!

The rays of her love no longer shine. You are simply dear to her, like a younger brother ...

Finally, she taught her little brother to wash off after herself! A little more and he will turn off the light behind him!

My most cherished dream is to have an older brother, but how sad it is to realize that this dream will never come true ...

Brother (5 years old): we must call a spade a spade! What kind of freight train? When the train comes, he's a freak! When the retreat is leaving!

You hear the forbidden fruit, brother, do not take it in your hands. Think about your family, think about your health ... No need, brother, do you hear, don't ruin yours. Do not stay salt on your cheeks with your relatives ...

This morning, my brother and I wanted to go to McDonald's, and so I skipped college, he - work, and then went to the circus. I am 20, he is 28, I love him)

I was standing with my little brother at the checkout counter in the supermarket with pads, he told me: “This is so as not to squeal at night, right? Can you buy it for me too? And that is too lazy to get up at night. " The whole line was laughing.

The younger brother came from school yesterday: “Another 5 years” ... Me: “And 6 years at the institute”. - Oh no! - Oh yeah.

The younger brother annealed it. 🙂 I tell him: "Misha, it's not good to be greedy!" He: “Who is not good? I like." 🙂

I adore my elder brother, although I see each other very rarely. But I understand that I could spend my whole life holding his hand.

My older brother is the best! I love him madly! He will always understand me, after his words I want to cry with happiness.

Now my soul is so empty. My brother went to the army. So lonely. And you sit and wait, out of habit, when he will come from the university.

It's good when your boyfriend is your best friend's brother ...

We are sitting with our younger brother watching a movie. There a guy and a girl start kissing, the brother sits in shock and asks: "Why is he eating it?"

I asked my younger brother what he wants to become. There was an answer "Well .. Postman, you can be a plumber, or a pizza delivery man." Damn, along the way, he found a box with forbidden discs in my possession.

My brother and I are like two drops alike, although the difference between us is three years !!!

I have not a brother, but a solid pale ... We come from a party at 8 in the morning. Mom: “Oh! What are you guys, where have you already gone? " Brother without hesitation: “Yes, not ma! We just came ”...

Hooray! In 11 days my brother will come from the army ... I love him and wait.

My brother (4 years old) bathes in the pool, and the air got into his swimming trunks. He says: “Mom, I think my butt with pi * iska sulked” ...

We survived ... My younger brother teaches me how to breed men for s * ks ...

Recently my younger brother (8 years old) says to me: “Well, your buffers, in principle, are normal…” I just stood and fell!

I don't give a shit what they say around! My little brother says that I am the best, and children, as you know, do not lie!

My "caring" brother, in my contact, put the status: "I AM PREGNANT!" - posts on the wall have doubled

When my brother was 5, he wanted to marry me, and now when he is 9 he says that he will not take his eyes off my fiance, so that I would be happy.

My brother beat me on the head a lot in childhood - I grew up to be a blonde.

Love my brother?

I love you very much - you were my best friend and the most amazing brother ... And I still regret that when you were alive, I never told you that. I hope now and almost every night, you hear it ... I love ...

Let me have to endure his dirty diapers, the time will come and he will take someone's jaw for his brother! Brother, you were born 23 days ago, I am ready to tear anyone to pieces for you for 9 months and 23 days! 17 years is not a difference for you and me!

There is one guy, he is the best! This is my brother! Although he is now in the army, but I love him very much and missed him terribly, I'll see you soon, dear!

Little brother found pads at his mother, counted them and with a clever look told her: "You will have enough pampers until Wednesday."

I wonder how my little brother (7 years old) knows what sex is?

It is very difficult to wait for a loved one from the army ... Even if it is a brother ...

My brother bought himself eau de toilette like my ex. Now I use my brother's Eau de Toilette.

The dates are flashing - I feel fine, brothers are with me, the truth is behind us ...

We go with my brother to the river through the forest. Asks: "Do you have maniacs here?" Me: "No, but what?" He: "Then I'll be the first."

I always dreamed of an older brother.)

I listened to a song about my brother and burst into tears again ... And now I am writing here, because I cannot tell you how much I love you ... You have not been with us for a whole year and a half ... But I still cry and still love ...

Brother is taken into the army ... It's a shame. At first I was crying, I know that it will come in a year and everything will be as before, but something terrible is happening in my soul.

I have a younger brother Pashka (9 years old). Mom: “Pashka has a meeting at school tomorrow. Are you going? " Me: “I won’t go .. I don’t want to blush and embarrass myself for his grades .. Mom:“ He is an excellent student, the best performance in the class! ” Me: "All the more so."

A conversation with my brother: - I'm losing weight ... - Why? - I am fat. - Listen, you fit in the bathtub? - Yes, why? - Now, if it did not fit, then lose weight for health! Now eat your soup, I say!

And my brother is getting married soon! - Well, is the bride even beautiful? - Nope, very scary, but he blows off dust particles from her! -Fu, she's also dusty!

There are friends whom we call brothers, there are brothers whom we can never call friends ...

I was sitting at a computer, my father came up to me and said in a whisper: “Why are you throwing your things?” And holds out a condom. Me: "It's not mine!" After that, my younger brother comes up to me: “Did you happen to find a prezik here”? (My brother is 12 years old, I'm in shock).

I will give everything, if only the brother was happy.

And yet, it's cool when you have an older brother! by Maria

My brother solves crosswords oO - What's so strange about that? - The fact that he does not solve them in the toilet.

I sit upset, a little brother comes up, shoves a candy, I tell him: “Dima, I have adult problems and this cannot solve them.” After 5 minutes, he comes with a bottle of martini and asks: “Is that so?”.

When my brother is at home, it can be seen that he is at home. Trash and unwashed dishes are everywhere. And when I'm at home, you can hear that I'm at home! 🙂

It’s so bad when brothers grow up and begin to live separately ... Who is there to argue with now about washing dishes?

Statuses about a brother with meaning - You can lie when you talk about love to your husband or friend, but you will never lie if you talk about love for your brother.

There are friends whom we call brothers, there are brothers whom we can never call friends ...

You may not believe in God, but know, as long as you have a brother, you have a guardian angel!

A brotherly handshake is dearer than platinum and stronger than steel.

Without a brother - as in a war without a machine gun.

As a child, my brother and I were enemies, now they are best friends!

Parents give us life, nurture and instill in us love. But the best gift they can give is a brother or sister.

Brother - four letters, kilometers of understanding, and just a lifelong friendship ...

I don't have a life, but just some kind of fairy tale: there are three brothers in the family! It remains to find out who the fool is.

What is the most beautiful and most terrible thing in the world? Brother in joy and brother in sorrow.

Don't you think, brother, that you and I have one life for two?

Sometimes you think that the most important thing in life is to help your brother grow up to be kind and sympathetic.

My brother would be the same as in the photographs: handsome, smiling and most importantly - silent!

My happiness spends the night at home, sleeps not far from me, spoils me, indulges my whims, scolds me for skirts, gives chocolates and flowers. He saw me in any clothes, and it doesn't matter to him whether I was made up or not, he continues to love, love like no one else! I do everything for him! he is most important to me! he's perfect! bro I love you more than life!

I miss my brother so much, everything at home reminds me of him, but the saddest thing is that even my reflection reminds me of him ...

I can easily give my brother for the happiness of my brother.

I want to receive from my beloved as much love and care as from my own brother!

Sonny, congratulations! You will have a sister! - So, I do not understand! What have you done to my brother ?!

Someone from whom you never expect a stab in the back is from your own brother.

When brothers are around they bother us as soon as they have to leave for a couple of months we miss!

You can talk about love and unity forever, you can prove it for an incredibly long time, but I know that it is impossible to convey what I feel for you, Brother!

Mom, I want a brother. - Okay, you will have a brother. - Hello, dad, I agreed. You will have sex tonight. With you drum and pencils ...

You hear the forbidden fruit, brother, do not take it in your hands. Think about your family, think about your health ... No need, brother, do you hear, don't ruin your life. Do not stay salt on your cheeks with your relatives ...

We are not tough, but tough are afraid of us, we are not armed but always dangerous, we are few, but we are one. We are what they call brothers.

You definitely have a lot of both good and "not at all" memories associated with this person. The "brother and sister" statuses will help you remember how it was ...

A good brother is less common than a good parent.

  1. No matter how old I am, but next to my older sister, I am always a little brat.
  2. Do not be angry at past grudges: a relationship with your brother cannot be ideal, but at least let there be no resentment between you ...
  3. Walking hand in hand through life with your sister is priceless.
  4. Under no circumstances should you lose contact with dear people. Remember this!
  5. A sister doesn't have to be a friend, but a best friend is a sister.
  6. If your brother loves you no matter what, you are much more fortunate than many.
  7. You don't have to be together all the time, but always come to help each other in difficulties.
  8. Have you noticed that the relationship between brothers is often warlike? Then real men grow out of such children!

It's nice that we are alike

In childhood, brother and sister are connected by joint toys, joint dreams, and, in principle, life together. The statuses about the sister and brother will tell you how much has changed since that time.

  1. And my sister always says that I am the strongest and most beautiful. I trust this woman!
  2. I am not afraid of disappointments in love, because if anything, then my brother lives nearby ...
  3. We do not choose our sisters. But the decision to choose, or not, we also choose ourselves.
  4. I never told my brother that I loved him: I proved it.
  5. Sometimes I look at her, and I think what I would do without her, without my sister ...
  6. When you're on a bad relationship with your brother, there is at least one less protective factor.
  7. I hated her because I had to wear clothes for her. And she loved endlessly because only she could comfort ...
  8. When you have a brother, there is an opportunity for sure to check if your girlfriend is beautiful.

When you have a good sister, living is a little less scary.

Brother and sister: statuses with meaning will not convey all the feelings that such dear people experience towards each other. But this is a good reason to tell others about those who are dear to you.

  1. When your little brother is trying to protect you, it's more than cute.
  2. A sister is the person who will help clean up the trash in the apartment, and will not walk and lament. She will lament, but in the process ...
  3. My brother did not kiss me very often, but he supported me all the time. And this is much more important.
  4. My sister is definitely not the smartest ... But it was she who taught me how to live!
  5. I was never very upset if I was suddenly offended. I always knew that my brother-in-law would deal with everything ...
  6. Sister - the person who cries at the wedding thunder of everyone. Except for mom, of course.
  7. So weird. We have grown up, and now we only go to visit each other. And before we fell asleep peacefully under the same TV show ...
  8. It is strange that he stood up for me even though at home we fought among ourselves.

That's who is together in joy and sorrow

Life becomes dull and incomplete if something is wrong between you. Set statuses about your sister and brother with meaning so that as many people as possible think about the fact that the attitude towards each other can always be changed ...

  1. She has been a little baby for me all my life. Years have passed and, you know, nothing has changed.
  2. You need to resume communication on time, give in and meet halfway. And then someday it will definitely be late ...
  3. We are so different, but we don't need to overlap so much. We're brothers!
  4. The number of cuffs in childhood is equal to the number of pinning now. Yes, sis?
  5. She is a little taciturn, I am a little too talkative. I loved cartoons, she loved TV shows. And how did we get along in the same room?
  6. Having a fight with your sister is a thing that, in principle, does not bother. Let's make it up in a minute!
  7. Talking to a brother-in-law is a sacred thing. Even the wife does not interrupt at this time.
  8. He is much older than me, and we, in principle, lived a little in different worlds. But how great it is to meet from time to time!

You definitely have to live in harmony

Touching statuses about brother and sister are somewhat devoid of unnecessary romance and even sentimentality. These are feelings in their purest form.

  1. Before you, I have always felt some kind of inexplicable respect. Over the years it grew into gratitude ...
  2. I'm much older, and we didn't have a childhood together as such, but you really mean a lot to me, brother!
  3. Friends can remain at a distance, enemies - even living in neighboring houses.
  4. I stopped being jealous of your parents as soon as I began to find support not only in them, but also in you ...
  5. Do you remember, sis, how we dreamed in childhood? And what is left of this? Only we ourselves ... And this is a lot.
  6. You were always set as an example, and they were proud of you. Thanks to you, I had something to reach for, sister!
  7. We rarely walked by the hand, and rarely lived our days without quarrels. But we were a mountain for each other. Just in case.
  8. As a child, my sister forced me to do her work, but recently she invited her to do repairs. Karma exists!

The status of "sister and brother" is a small dose of affection, regardless of whether you have such people ...

I put the status in the contact "Round date ... madly in love!". No one even realizes that this is not a boyfriend, but a brother and his girlfriend. Love you guys!

Days go by, nights flicker. Together with brothers and this is forever.

I'm on a diet, bothering everyone with my hungry conversations about not having to eat in the evening after six. And she herself secretly dragged cutlets from the refrigerator at night. Once I come at night, and there is a caring note from my brother “Stop eating! And so fat ”... I love him.

I walk past the bath, and there my father says to his brother, "My hand is used to it and yours will get used to it." I stand in shock, and they are about water, but what did you think about?

Best status:
Mom teaches to be independent, father - proud, only brother does not teach anything, only says that if someone offends, he will kill on the spot.

All girls dream of an older brother, but ironically, they have to take care of the younger one.

Anyone who does not have an older brother does not know what happiness it is… to receive a belt for a cigarette. 🙂

When my brother is at home, it can be seen that he is at home. Trash and unwashed dishes are everywhere. And when I'm at home, you can hear that I'm at home!

My brother and I are like two drops alike, although the difference between us is three years !!!

A friend is not just a person, it is a brother or sister that we choose ourselves.

Conversation with my brother: - I'm losing weight ... - Why? - I'm fat. - Listen, you fit in the bathtub? - Yes, but what? - Now, if it didn't fit, then lose weight for health! Now eat your soup, I say!

And I have a brother. And in childhood, when we fought and I started crying, he teased me with a roar, etc. Then I was very offended ... But I learned to hide my tears ... Thanks to him ..

We are driving in the car with my brother, I ask him a question: "Who am I for you?" He: “You see, you are like a splinter! It hurts and uncomfortable, but you don't want to pull it out! ”

This morning, my brother and I wanted to go to McDonald's, and so I skipped college, he - work, and then went to the circus. I am 20, he is 28, I love him)

My brother beat me on the head a lot in childhood - I grew up to be a blonde.

It's funny when I go with my brother, who is 10 years older than me, and he is mistaken not even for a guy, but for a dad! Either I look like a youngster, or he is fucking preserved ...

I will give everything, if only the brother was happy.

I listened to a song about my brother and burst into tears again ... And now I am writing here, because I cannot tell you how much I love you ... You have not been with us for a whole year and a half ... But I still cry and still love ...

Now my soul is so empty. My brother went to the army. So lonely. And you sit and wait, out of habit, when he will come from the university.

My brother got me already, all the time humming: - Sex and whiskey, Caribbean coke, boobs beckon, fresh radishes.

And my brother is getting married soon! -Well, the bride is at least beautiful? -Not very scary, but he blows off dust particles from her! -Fu, she's also dusty!

- Sonny, congratulations! You will have a sister! - So, I do not understand! What have you done to my brother ?!

Let me have to endure his dirty diapers, the time will come and he will take someone's jaw for his brother! Brother, you were born 23 days ago, I am ready to tear anyone to pieces for you for 9 months and 23 days! 17 years is not a difference for you and me!

The dates are flashing - I feel fine, brothers are with me, the truth is behind us ...

With a joyful cry "Look what sweets Nastya bought me !!!" my little brother grabbed brand new condoms from my bag and ran to my parents.

In 44 days my brother will come from the army. Updated 31 days ago, having fun for the last days.

I adore my elder brother, although I see each other very rarely. But I understand that I could spend my whole life holding his hand.

There is no dearer little man than my brother !!!

- My brother solves crosswords oO - What's so strange about that? - The fact that he does not solve them in the toilet.

His brother said that I was better than his ex ... Nice.)

Congratulations! My brother was born at 4:14 pm. Another great meaning of life has become more.

- We are looking for Ivan Nikolaevich Petrov. - So this is my twin brother. - Can you describe your appearance?

I was sitting at a computer, my father came up to me and said in a whisper: “Why are you throwing your things?” And holds out a condom. Me: "It's not mine!" After that, my younger brother comes up to me: “Did you happen to find a prezik here”? (My brother is 12 years old, I'm in shock).

A real friend when asked if you go for a walk? Will answer: "Of course brother!"

I sit upset, a little brother comes up, shoves a candy, I tell him: “Dima, I have adult problems and this cannot solve them.” After 5 minutes, he comes with a bottle of martini and asks: "And so?"

I love you very much - you were my best friend and the most amazing brother ... And I still regret that when you were alive, I never told you that. I hope now and almost every night, you hear it ... I love ...

The younger brother annealed it. 🙂 I tell him: "Misha, it's not good to be greedy!" He: “Who is not good? I like." 🙂

There are friends whom we call brothers, there are brothers whom we can never call friends ...

Yesterday it was so bad, went up to my older brother, just hugged him ... And he whispered in his ear: "I love you" ... How touching it was, I already cried! Brothers, say that more often! We love you too!

My brother is a womanizer, he always cheated on girls, and now he has another one, they have already been dating for 2 months, he did not cheat on her, I am happy for him, yesterday he left her, and he felt so bad, because he realized that he could not live without her. I'm happy they are together again.

I wonder how my little brother (7 years old) knows what sex is?

Here we live with my brother in perfect harmony, fist in the eye, heel to the forehead.

I had a fight with a girl ... I come home ... I am in no mood ... little brother (6 years old) comes up and asks: "Well, what, did you give me something?" O_O ... knows how to cheer up

And I have a brother. And in childhood, when we fought and I started crying, he teased me with a roar, etc. Then I was very offended ... But I learned to hide my tears ... Thanks to him ...

- you are brothers? - no, twins. and what, twins, not brothers? - not always. we, for example, sisters ...

I was standing with my little brother at the checkout counter in the supermarket with pads, he told me: “This is so as not to squeal at night, right? Can you buy it for me too? And that is too lazy to get up at night. " The whole line was laughing.

The girls are standing on the sidelines. Nobody goes to dance, because they are in Dagestan and each of them is watched by a brother ...)

It is very difficult to wait for a loved one from the army ... Even if it is a brother ...

I don't care what they say around! My little brother says that I am the best, and children, as you know, do not lie!

there are friends whom we call brothers, there are brothers whom we can never call friends ...

My brother (4 years old) bathes in the pool, and the air got into his swimming trunks. He says: “Mom, I think my butt with pi * iska sulked” ...

I always dreamed of an older brother.)

And my brother is getting married soon! - Well, is the bride even beautiful? - Nope, very scary, but he blows off dust particles from her! -Fu, she's also dusty!

My brother is a womanizer, he always cheated on girls, and now he has another one, they have already been dating for 2 months, he did not cheat on her, I am happy for him, yesterday he left her, and he felt so bad, because he realized that he could not live without her. I'm happy. They are together again.

Love my brother?

When my brother was 5, he wanted to marry me, and now when he is 9 he says that he will not take his eyes off my fiance, so that I would be happy.

And yet, it's cool when you have an older brother!

Hooray! In 11 days my brother will come from the army ... I love him and wait.

I sit upset, a little brother comes up, shoves a candy, I tell him: “Dima, I have adult problems and this cannot solve them.” After 5 minutes, he comes with a bottle of martini and asks: “Is that so?”.

Yesterday they brought my brother from the hospital, he is so small ... AND STSUKO IS ALREADY LOOKING AT MY COMPUTER ...

PPC ... survived. We teach our older brother to drive)

We survived ... My younger brother teaches me how to breed men for s * ks ...

God, how I love my older brother!

Eh, I remember how my little brother went under the table ... And then I cleaned!

Well, understand, he's my brother, why be jealous of him?

Two brothers are sitting in the room. Phone call. One of the brothers picks up the phone: - Petya, this is for you. - Brother, if it's Masha, Liza or Natasha, then I'm not there, and if it's Katya or Marina, then I'll take it. - This is a venereologist ...

- My brother solves crosswords oO - What's so strange about that? - The fact that he does not solve them in the toilet.

There is one guy, he is the best! This is my brother! Although he is now in the army, but I love him very much and missed him terribly, I'll see you soon, dear!

I have the coolest brother in the world ... We had a heart-to-heart talk. He is 11 years older than me - a cousin ... In general, he told his life, showed me where you don't need to be blunt, I adore him, this is his heart.

It's good when your boyfriend is your best friend's brother ...

Brother is taken into the army ... It's a shame. At first I was crying, I know that it will come in a year and everything will be as before, but something terrible is happening in my soul.

Finally, she taught her little brother to wash off after herself! A little more and he will turn off the light behind him!

I came to visit my brother's cousin .. He is 6 years old .. We see each other once in half a year ... He tries to throw me on the sofa .. I succumbed to ... To which he said to me: Well, I tasted the heroic strength ?! I love him ...

Quotes about brother - When two brothers are fighting, it is better not to climb - you will get from both. - Anna Darkness.

Parents give Us life and sincere Love ... instill values ​​and upbringing ... share warmth and experience ... But one of the most wonderful gifts from Them is a brother and sister ... - Serge Goodman.

When you have an older brother, it’s terrible, because you always know how you’ll be dressed in six months. - Dmitry Romanov.

Why are you so nasty ?! “I’m your older brother, it’s my job to be nasty and heartless.” - Night of the Living Dead.

My brother always told me that I was kind. And I became kind. He told me that I was naive and I became naive. He told me that I am capable of a lot, and one day I saved the whole world. - Geordie Rivers.

I can feel that you are my brother, even if there is no blood relationship between us. - Eric-Emmanuel Schmitt.

Quotes about brother and sister - Nothing changes with age, she thought. - A younger brother may live to be a hundred years old, but he will always be a younger brother. - George Martin.

I will never leave you! I will always be with you! I won't leave you in trouble, I swear !!! You are my brother and I am proud of it!

Do not doubt that reckoning will come, When you go to war against your brother. Kinship is a great gift from God, Must be holy to man!

A brother is a person who, without demanding anything in return, will love and protect you, because you are his Sister!

If you know what your brother needs, don't wait until he asks you to.

A brother in an apartment is when, first you smell, and only then you drink water in a cup.

Whoever he is, concludes about his brother. - Abba Stifat.

Brotherhood - where? Or are not all men already brothers? No, not all. Moreover: not even all brothers. - Boris Strugatsky.

Be your brother to your friend, and you will be the best friend. Be your brother to your friend, and you will be a better brother. - Muhammad Okar.

A brother is a protector. A brother is a friend. The brother is the support. A brother is a counselor. A brother is an accomplice. A brother is a brother. A native person. One blood flows in us. We are connected by kinship forever, for which I thank fate.

The most beautiful thing about brothers is that even despite our mistakes, they still love us. - Dr. House.

When they want to give the highest assessment to human relationships, they say "brotherly". There are twin cities, there are unions called "brotherhoods". That is, only heaven is above our relationship with you.

Miracles are beautiful, but to comfort a brother, to help a friend rise from the depths of suffering, to forgive the enemy for his delusions are the greatest miracles in the world. - Voltaire.

All people are brothers, but not all brothers are people. - Jerzy Leszczynski.

When in childhood our argument ended in a fight - it was the conquest of territory, when my parents punished me because of you - it was retaliation, when it gave me a reason to be upset - it made me stronger. In a word, you have adequately prepared me for adulthood, brother ... and I don't know what would have happened to me if I hadn't been near you!