From a good husband, the wife will not leave quotes. Quotes about husband

17.05.2019

If you have a husband, read quotes about your husband, for sure this will help you better understand your other half. You can even show these quotes about your husband to your spouse, look at his reaction.

Well, what kind of husband are you? Look at you! Will your wife be afraid of you after that?
Why should she be afraid? It's enough for me that she loves me.
Alexander Nikolaevich Ostrovsky. Thunderstorm

It seems to me that having a husband is a bit like going to church. Either you believe or you don't. And if not, why go there at all? But if you believe, then there is no reason to look for evidence.
series "Poldark"

A gay husband is actually not so bad. Between us. We are best friends. We love each other immensely. I am undoubtedly the only woman in his life. And that's more durable than passion, isn't it? It's forever.
film "Under the cover of night"

This seems to be one of the best or even the best quote about a husband!

Carol immediately understood what exactly her husband was mistaken, but, according to Irish folk tradition, she continued to mock her unhappy husband.
Denis Tsepov. Keep your legs crossed, or Russian tales of an English obstetrician

... it often happens that there are no two beings in the whole world more distant from each other than husband and wife.
Maria Corelli. Sorrow of Satan

It is easier to be a lover than a husband, for it is more difficult to be witty every day than to joke from time to time.
Honore de Balzac. Physiology of marriage

Everyone thinks this way: “the husband doesn’t know, the wife doesn’t know”, but they know everything, you understand? They see everything, they are not blind. They are just weak. They are silent, they endure, and then - once ... and suddenly they stop tolerating, you understand? Pain shock ... and they cease to endure.
series "Changes"

Well, if aphorisms about your husband explained everything about him to you, then read about yourself - quotes.

When your wife is right always and in everything, this cannot be handled. Generally it is impossible. It's not even possible to get divorced. You will still lose.
Marina Stepnova. godless lane

Without a husband, a wife is always an orphan.
Russian proverbs and sayings

We won't be like them, I promise.
- Who are they?
- Those creepy couples we know. Wives treat their husbands like circus monkeys, constantly training them.
- And husbands treat their wives like traffic inspectors, trying to trick them and slip away.
x / f "Disappeared"

This is what a woman needs the most. She looks for honesty in her spouse, wants to feel support in him, respect his judgments and, if you have to make a difficult decision, calmly trust him.
Agatha Christie. Autobiography

Julia explained that there are no good husbands in the world because there are no good wives, and vice versa.
Rex Stout. Death of a slut

A man can save the state from destruction, rule the world and gain immortal glory with his wisdom, but in the eyes of his wife he remains a brainless idiot.
Thornton Wilder. Ides of March

You don't know how hard it is to love a man just because he's your husband.
Rinat Valiullin. Where kisses fall

If the wife finds joy in saving money, the only thing left for the husband is to find joy in earning it.
Edgar Howe

For a bad husband, the wife is handcuffs, the children are shackles.
Gypsy proverbs and sayings

The best people go into husbands.
x / f "Easy Life"

It was a selection containing statements about her husband.

This article contains the best aphorisms, quotes, statuses and sayings about men.

Men! How much has been said about you, good and bad, good and evil. Yes, and evil. Well, yes, this is nothing ... However, it’s enough that the beautiful half of humanity dreams of its very, very man.

The world, no doubt, is ruled not only by love, but also by the most primitive stereotypes. Where do stereotypes come from? People think they know and talk, talk, talk.
This is how folk wisdom appears, which is also called aphorisms, quotes, statuses and sayings.

About men: aphorisms, quotes, statuses and sayings

Every man, in the end, chooses the girl who believes in him more than he does.
The visiting card of a real Man is a happy Woman next to him.
From time immemorial, men let women go ahead to appreciate their priests, and kiss their hands to calmly look at their breasts.
A man next to him should be such that he wants to listen and obey.
On the personal front, it’s like at a banquet… I don’t take what they offer, I’m embarrassed to ask what I want… I have to pretend that I’m not hungry…
Men are afraid of girls they need to grow up to ... It's easier to use those that you can sink to.
You can’t understand a man with your mind, you just need to believe in a man! He must prove by deed that he can be trusted with his life!
Men are like taxis. When they are free, they light a green light. One fine day, a man decides that it's time to start a family, children and all that, and lights a fire. And the first woman he meets, he immediately proposes. It's not destiny. This is an accident.
Most women give up not because their passion is strong, but because their weakness is great. That is why enterprising men usually have such success, although they are by no means the most attractive.
A woman should be like ice cream - white, sweet and melt in your hands, and a man should be like coffee: strong, hot and not letting you fall asleep.
A woman, in order to calm down, needs to take herself into strong male hands.
A woman loves a man because he loves her.
A man loves women in general...
Since it was mainly men who knew how to write, all the misfortunes in the world were attributed to women.
Friendship between a man and a woman is very weak at nightfall.
Men are convinced of the weakness of women, and they themselves are their slaves.

The deepest delusion of a woman:
“He will change!”
The deepest delusion of a man:
"She's not going anywhere!"
Sometimes you look at men whom you used to feel sympathy for, and you involuntarily begin to doubt your adequacy ...
While men, being boys, play war games and cars, women, being girls, immediately prepare to manipulate people and play with dolls.
A man will never look stupid if he makes the first move.
It is a pity, but many do not know that taking the first step is a man's duty.
To be happy with a man, you need to understand him well and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, one must love her very much and not even try to understand her.
One day a man asked God: “Why are all girls cute, affectionate, gentle, and women are all bitches and bitches?”
And he received in response: “I create girls, and you make women out of them!”
The ideal man can only give birth to herself.
Only a man is to blame for how a woman behaves, he either allows her to do this, or sets an example with his behavior.
At least they talk about female logic!
About the male - nothing is known at all!
A real man has the right to hurt his beloved only twice: depriving her of her virginity, and when she will give birth to their child.
The most precious thing that a loving man can give to his beloved woman is his time. Collected carefully, bit by bit, throughout the day. No other gifts, cars, furs and diamonds will ever replace the one who loves him - his time dedicated to her alone.
If your man, despite his hard and stressful day, still always finds his time for you, it means that he wants it that way. It means he loves.
If men knew what women think, they would be twenty times more impudent!
If a man looks into your eyes for a long, long time, you can be sure that he has already considered everything else.
A real man is recognized by a woman.
Men are illogical: they say that all women are the same, but constantly change one for another.
Weak men make mistresses, and strong men make strong families.
A man who claims that a woman's place is in the kitchen just doesn't know what to do with her in the bedroom!
Friendship between a man and a woman does not honor a man and deprives a woman of honor.
A real man opens the door with his foot ... because his hands are full of flowers and sweets!
Men often miss the decent, picking up the available.
Never show a man how much you need him. You won't see anything good in return.
It's great when your man combines such qualities as: husband, lover, breadwinner, best friend and your personal Guardian Angel!
The kiss was invented by a man to silence a woman even for a minute...
A man should be like an expensive car - so that everyone wants it, but few can afford it.
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The best smell in the world is the smell of the man you love.
Long live the man! If desired, he can achieve everything in the world.
Long live the woman! If desired, she can achieve any man.

I will be a man while real women still walk the earth, those women who do not smell of cigarettes and beer, who have natural charm and kindness, in whom the instinct of motherhood has not yet died.
For girls, childhood ends with pregnancy.
Men never grow up.
They say that men only want sex. Don't believe! They also ask to eat!
A veil is the white flag of a man!
Cats and men are alike... If they suddenly become affectionate, it means that they either need something from you, or have already spoiled somewhere...
The last word should always be for a man, and it should be like this: “Of course, my love !!!”
The best man is not a set of qualities and material baggage. This is the person next to whom you feel desired, the most beautiful, loved and just happy ...
It shouldn't be fun or boring with a Man... With a MAN it should be HEAT, RELIABLE, and CALM!
A man is the same child ... only you can’t leave him with a nanny ...
All men are hunters, no matter what kind of game is in front of them - an animal or a woman.
It is a woman who helps a man to understand himself, she makes him better.
To keep a man in your hands, you must first of all keep yourself in your hands.
To accept a man as he is, only the draft board can!
A single man definitely knows more about women than a married man. Otherwise, he would have already been married.
The weakness of men is the strength of women.
“Men marry out of fatigue, women marry out of curiosity. Both marriage brings disappointment.
"A man can be happy with any woman except the one he is in love with."
A real man will always get what a woman wants.
There are men I could spend eternity with. But not life.
A man does not think about himself only in those moments when he is sure that someone else thinks only of him.
A man's house is his fortress, but only from the outside. Inside it is most often a children's room.
For a long time I remain under the impression that I made on a woman.
Men usually do not listen to what you say to them - they listen to what they are going to say themselves.
There is no doubt: the more powerful a man, the more sexy he is.
Women without a male society fade, and men without a female society become stupid.
A happy marriage is a marriage in which the husband understands every word that the wife does not say.
Most men love flattery because of their humble opinion of themselves, most women love flattery for the opposite reason.
A charming woman and a magnificent man are often separated by a mere trifle: the fact that they are married to each other.
A man deals with a woman, like a chemist with his laboratory: he observes in her processes that he does not understand, which he himself produces.
At eighteen a man adores, at twenty he loves, at thirty he wants to possess, at forty he thinks.
Author: Vasily Klyuchevsky

There are not enough husbands with branched horns - there will be more disillusioned wives. – Bahram Bagirzadeh

How to react to a situation when you catch your wife's boyfriend with an unknown woman at home?

Nuns, sometimes, are as faithful to monasteries as wives are to their husbands. Love and chastity in unison.

The nature of the husband, the amount of dignity, wealth are entirely dependent on the wife. – Georges-Armand Masson

Good nature, sentimentality, charm, charm. The dramaturgy is obvious - the lover and the husband have similar features. - Coco Chanel

The husband-virtue is ringed, does not know the suffering of the body and soul, he protects the roof - the moon, water and wind help him a lot in this serious matter. – Hong Zicheng

All four wives left me. For I compared them with my mother. The women made me jealous of her.

Every evening I am waiting for my tremulous husband from the theater of war. When he arrives, he demands to deploy a field kitchen at his computer in order to plunge himself into virtual battle again.

I equate my husband to a mausoleum. — Jean Rostand

A quarrel is a sweet conversation between spouses for relaxation and tenderness. – Helen Rowland

Let horned husbands look after our mistresses. — George Moore

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Marrying is not at all difficult; hard to be married.

A text message came: “I’m spending the night at a woman’s, don’t worry.” I sit, I think: son or husband?

The reason for divorces are breakfasts of husbands with secretaries, but much more often - with their wives. — Lawrence Peter

And a legitimate husband has illegitimate children. - Boris Yuzefovich Krutier

The happiest wife is not the one who got the best husband, but the one who did the best she could get - Alfred Hitchcock

Even if a husband lives for 200 fucking years, he will never fully know his wife. I could comprehend the whole universe, but I will never know the truth about you. Who were you?

When a woman marries a second time, it means that she hated her first husband; when a man remarries, it is because he adored his first wife - Lawrence Peter

I am in my third marriage. The husband is in the latter.

Exclamation marks are for slogans, question marks for questionnaires, dots for laws, dashes for aphorisms, commas for food lists that wives write to their husbands. – Emilyena d'Alençon

If you don't like something, dear, do you know where the exit is?!

Never be ashamed of what you think of your wife. She doesn't even think about you anymore.

Marriage is a relationship where one is always right, and the other is the HUSBAND.

Evil wives give bumps to their husbands, and good wives give horns.

The husband, as usual, invited friends home to play cards. Five o'clock in the morning and they still won't stop. An angry wife bursts into the room - How long will this continue in my house?! Masha, don't shout, the house is no longer ours...

Many wives would not cheat on their husbands if they knew a more subtle way to take revenge.

If a man's first marriage was a mistake, the second wife pays for it

My wife does what she wants with me; she even made an academic out of me.

When a wife supports her husband, spreads his wings with her love, he becomes invulnerable. – Bahram Bagirzadeh

I will sell my husband, in good condition - 24 rubles. (two eggs for 7 rubles and a pipette for 10).

At the buffet. Wife: Darling, don't you think it's embarrassing that you've been running around with a plate for food for the fifth time?! Husband: No, I said it was for you!.

If the first time failed, try listening to your wife.

Kozma Prutkov There are no rules in hunting for a husband. All means are allowed, as long as the trophy is obtained alive

You really know only those whom you love and hate at the same time; so that the spouses know each other - Adrian Decourcelles

Only husband and wife together form the reality of man; Husband and wife together is the existence of the race, for their union is the source of the multitude, the source of other people - Helen Rowland

So that the wife does not turn into a saw, the husband should not become a log ...

Sometimes my husband shakes from me - after all, I am an amazing woman !!!

Family quarrels - regular repair of decaying family love - Jean Jacques Rousseau

Nothing promotes mutual affection like the possibility of divorce: a husband and wife easily endure the hardships of family life, and often, having had this opportunity all their lives, they did not use it only because they were free to do it - Oscar Wilde

A husband is a person who always forgets your birthday and never misses an opportunity to tell you your age. - Marilyn Monroe

Why does he think he has the right to do his marital duty with my brain?

A happy marriage is a marriage in which the husband understands every word the wife hasn't said - Alfred Tennyson

We love our dog and don't want it to change for the better; and in the people we love, we want to change a lot.

Very often men owe their success to their first wife, and their second wife owes their success.

He endured grief like a real man: he poisoned his wife's life with them - Erasmus of Rotterdam

A spiritualized and generous husband, although he will not live long, is counted among the long-livers, and the one who exists with worldly vanity and wretchedness, who is not able to bring benefits to himself or to others, will be short-lived and unhappy, even if he lives to a ripe old age - John of Damascus

Usually they marry hopes, they marry promises. And since it is much easier to fulfill your promise than to justify other people's hopes, you often meet disappointed husbands than deceived wives - John Milton

Buy two dresses from the new collection and get it from your husband in a lobeshnik!

No woman, even the most wise and patient, can come to terms with the fact that her husband is practically never at home and thinks only about work 24 hours a day. - Oleg Roy.

A guy is not a husband, you can change! A husband is not a mother, you can change.

The final decision is the decision you make before your wife decides everything.

Looking for a husband. I will find, I will kill ...!

Desperate to change her husband, cheat on her husband.

I fried cutlets with arsenic and put a crossbow to the window ... Oh, where are you good, dear, where are you? Come back! I won't blame you for anything!

A husband is a person who always forgets your birthday and never misses an opportunity to tell you your age.

A man should be the master of the house, unless, of course, he is married.

You can inject your husband, but, for God's sake, not in the place where everyone injects him.

The reason for divorces are breakfasts of husbands with secretaries, but much more often - with their wives - Ludwig Feuerbach

We sleep in different rooms, we have dinner at different times, we spend our holidays apart, in a word, we do everything to save our marriage.

A real man is a man who remembers a woman's birthday exactly and never knows how old she is. A man who never remembers a woman's birthday, but knows exactly how old she is, is her husband. – Faina Ranevskaya

Only one person asked me: “Did you have lunch today? Do you have warm boots for the winter? That's why I married him.

The best husband a woman can have is an archaeologist: the older she gets, the more interest he shows in her. - Agatha Christie

Marriage requires the most sophisticated insincerity that is possible between two people.

If a wife surpasses her husband in prudence and skill, and he readily yields, then a higher and more natural law comes into play, according to which the wiser must manage the less wise, no matter whether he is a man or a woman - Charles Louis Montesquieu

What do a fly stuck in a jar of honey and a married man have in common? They are both tasty and sad, and their wings are cut off.

Much marital friction arises from the fact that the wife talks too much and the husband listens too little.

Women, as a rule, choose a nightgown for themselves much more carefully than their husband. - Coco Chanel

I love being a married man. It's so great to find a special woman that you want to annoy and annoy for the rest of your days.

A real man consists of a husband and a rank. - Anton Chekhov

After a proper divorce, only the horns should remain for the husband.

A wife who seeks power becomes a tyrant of her husband, and a master who has become a slave is a funny and miserable creature - Vasily Osipovich Klyuchevsky

The husband is such an amazing creature who, having once taken out the trash can, remains for many years in the holy confidence that he has already fulfilled his marital duty.

Of course, your husband has his shortcomings! If he were a saint, he would never marry you. - Dale Carnegie

The husband is the head, the wife is the soul.

The collection includes phrases and quotes about a husband and men:

Oh ... I'm so unhappy, already the third husband and again a cuckold ...
Nothing beautifies a wife like the temporary absence of her husband.
Alphonse is a man who earns less money than his wife. Gennady Volovoy
The longer he is married, the more he looks like a lazy cat who is fed up without mice. Elena Ermolova
Of course, your husband has his shortcomings! If he were a saint, he would never marry you. Dale Carnegie
Do you want to be a happy husband? Always come home on time.
Marriage is a union by which a man undertakes to complain all his life about his misfortune. T. Gippel

A smart husband will buy expensive porcelain for his wife so that she will not trust him to wash dishes. W. Sandy
In biblical times, a man could have as many wives as he could support. Exactly like today. Abigail Van Beuren
The talent of a noble husband is like a jasper in a rock and a pearl in the depths of the sea: it is not easy to see it. Hong Zicheng
In youth, the wife is more often dependent on the husband, in old age, the husband is dependent on the wife. Ilya Shevelev
A just husband commands his wife, not as a master of property, but as a soul over a body; reckoning with her feelings and invariably benevolently. Plutarch
There was harmony in the family: she spoke for two, he was silent for both. Mikhail Mamchich
Evidence of the husband's great love for his wife is the fact that even all his mistresses look like her.
Husband's fidelity: dear, as long as you are near, I am with you. Veselin Georgiev
With a good husband, it’s not very pitiful to ruin your youth.
All people are like people, except for husbands. These husbands always need something: either clean socks, or a hot lunch, or cold beer with noisy football. It’s good that women’s heads are prone to migraines, otherwise there would be no rest from these restless husbands at night. Yuri Tatarkin
There are fewer horned husbands than disappointed wives. Jacques Deval
An old lover means so little to a woman that he is easily exchanged for a new husband, and a new husband loses novelty so quickly that he almost immediately gives way to a new lover. Jean La Bruyère
I will sell my husband, in excellent condition - 24 rubles. (two eggs for 7 rubles and a pipette for 10 rubles)
If you pamper your husband, he becomes a child; if you spoil your wife, he becomes an imp. Boris Trushkin
Lose weight for spring... failed again. Now my husband, - ... I will play in contrast.
If not for husbands, who would look after our mistresses? George Moore
After forty years, men are married to their habits, among which the wife is only one of the items in a long list, and not the most important. George Meredith
If a husband watches five football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead.
The henpecked is one of the many poses of the Kamasutra.
If your wife left you, carefully remember how you did it!
A bad husband is worse than death. Menander
There are only two kinds of husbands - those who are very afraid of their wives, and those who hide it, that they are afraid of them! Rule without exception!
Desperate to change their husband, cheat on him.
Marrying a sixteen-year-old girl at sixty is like following the example of illiterate people who buy books in the expectation that their friends will read them. A. Ricard
From women weaned, because he was married. Konstantin Melikhan
A woman can sometimes fall in love with her husband. Maksim Gorky
One good husband is worth two good wives: the rarer the commodity, the more expensive it is. Benjamin Franklin
I've only seen three perfect husbands in my entire life, and I didn't like any of them. Zh. Golonogov
Do not argue with your husband, and you will always be right. Leonid S. Sukhorukov
And a legitimate husband has illegitimate children. Boris Krutier
Don't hesitate, never! Who is in charge in the family - you or your wife, it is better for you not to know.
The ideal husband is a combination of a vibrator plus an ATM.
Do not wake your sleeping wife - she may demand the fulfillment of marital duty.
The ideal husband: one who is smart enough to make money and not smart enough to spend it.
A real man consists of: a husband and a rank.
Sometimes my husband shakes from me: I am an amazing woman!
It is necessary that your husband obey reason, and you obey your husband, and both will be completely prosperous. Denis Fonvizin
Every husband wants everyone to look at his wife, but she would not see them.
For one Orpheus who went down to hell to look for his wife, how many widowers are there who would not even want to go to heaven for their wives! J. Petit San
How to explain to my husband that I married him and did not adopt him?
It's not safe for husbands to tell the truth about their wives! It's funny, but wives can tell the truth about their husbands quite calmly! Agatha Christie
What is the husband, such is the wife. Alfred Tennyson
Husbands are usually present at the birth of their wives, because they are not always present at conception.
When an argument with my husband has not yielded results, we simply lie down on the negotiating table.
A man needs a wife, because not all problems can be blamed on the government ...
The best husbands are government officials: they come home not tired, and they have already read all the newspapers in the service. Georges Clemenceau
A married man is like a stupid fly that has landed on sticky paper - both sweet and boring, but you can’t fly away ...
Lover - yes he is a bastard! The scandal went to her husband.
You won’t understand men: before marriage, they behave as if everything is allowed to them; after the wedding - as if they were not allowed anything.
Can a married person afford causation?
The man said - the man did! The woman is silent - the woman has already redone it! Alexey Kalinin
The husband is the king, the heel of the wife is his crown.
Husband: A person who always forgets your birthday and never misses an opportunity to tell you your age.
A husband is almost always only a substitute for a beloved man, and not this man himself. Sigmund Freud
A husband who sings in the shower is better than a husband who sings in the bath. The difference lies in the sound of the water. Yanina Ipohorskaya
A husband is such a creature who, having washed the ashtray, looks at his wife as if he had cleaned the apartment. L. Forten quotes about her husband and his merits ...
The husband said - the husband did! The wife is silent - the wife has already redone it!
The husband is what is left of the lover after the removal of the nerve. Helen Rowland
A husband is never as good as his wife sees him before marriage, and as bad as she sees him after marriage.
The husband is a well-edited man. K. Melikhan
Husband and wife are really a single whole, because when they spud a wife, the horns grow on the husband.
A husband is a person who always forgets your birthday and never misses an opportunity to tell you your age. Marilyn Monroe

The husband is always right in the absence of his wife.
A husband in the house is like a fire extinguisher: maybe someday it will come in handy ...
The husband was very young - the horns were just making their way!
Husband and wife eventually become similar to each other. Oliver Holmes
The husband is a well-edited man.
Husband do not sleep, the neighbor does not sleep!
The husband is what is left of the lover after the removal of the nerve.
Husband gave flowers. Now I think, either I behaved well, or he behaved badly.
A husband is such a creature who, having washed the ashtray, looks at his wife as if he had cleaned the apartment.
The husband, like the government, should never admit to being wrong. O. Balzac
The husband is an autocratic lord, who, however, pays a considerable tribute. Jean Rostand
Husband: a creature who really wants to be fed at home like in a restaurant, but in a restaurant they were served like at home.
The husband is a woman's life improvement manager. Konstantin Madej
Courage is when your wife finds you in bed with your best friend and you slap her butt and say, "You're next!"
My husband gets so tired at work that he can't feel his arms, legs, or horns.
Men's snoring is conceived by nature so that a woman is not too upset that her husband did not come home to spend the night. L. Tolstoy
I need the perfect woman. I will not tolerate compromise. Tom Cruise
A man without a wife is a fish without a bike.
Lover is a bastard! The scandal went to her husband. Igor Karpov
A man is always right in the absence of his wife. V. Georgiev.
Beauty requires sacrifice. And basically these victims are husbands... I divide men into two categories: the first is the one who is looking for wealth and then a wife, the second is the one who is looking for a wife and then wealth. E. Ogier
Husbands are waste from children. Gennady Malkin
When a man feels bad, he looks for a wife; when he feels good, his wife looks for him. Women, as a rule, choose a nightgown for themselves much more carefully than their husband. Coco Chanel
Husbands come and go, but alimony stays!
As a rule, it is more pleasant for a man to see the table set for dinner than to hear his wife speak Greek. S. Johnson
To the question in the “Marital Status” questionnaire, the husband proudly wrote - from above ...
Every man wants everyone to look at his wife without her seeing them. Silovan Ramishvili
I should call my husband, go and worry where I am? .. Yes, I myself worry ... Where am I?! ..
Every husband has access to the most expensive gift for his wife. His forms are diverse, but the essence is one - daily courtship. Konstantin Madej
A real man is a man who remembers a woman's birthday exactly and never knows how old she is. A man who never remembers a woman's birthday, but knows exactly how old she is, is her husband. Faina Ranevskaya
An ideal husband - he does not cheat, does not smoke, does not drink and ... Does not exist!
Married men live longer, but single men are more interesting.
The ideal husband is the one who is married to a woman who is not his.
Don't trust your wife's taste - just look who she married!?
The ideal husband is a man who doesn't cheat, doesn't smoke, doesn't drink, and... doesn't exist. The ideal woman is a woman who is faithful to you and is so affectionate with you, as if she is not faithful. S. Guitry
Do not have love for your husband, which resembled friendship b. Have a friendship for him that would resemble love. It will be much stronger. D. Fonvizin
The task of the wife is to spend enough to not have enough for her mistress. Igor Karpov
What a man thinks of his wife can be judged by how he speaks of women in general. John Stuart Mill
A woman should never choose a lover without the consent of her heart and husband - without the consent of her mind. Ninon Lanclo
She is looking for a husband in every man, because she did not find a man in her husband. V. Klyuchevsky
Marrying is not difficult at all, it is difficult to be married. M. Unamuno
Women don't leave bad husbands. They leave the good ones. I. Goff
The wife read the article "How to get rid of a huge belly in 10 minutes", thought, and threw her husband out of the apartment ...
Very smart people don't make good husbands - they don't get married. A. Monterlan
There are only two kinds of husbands - those who are afraid of their wives and those who hide the fact that they are afraid of them! Rule without exception! Alexander Galich
The henpecked is one of the poses of the Kamasutra. Vlad Shimanovsky
If a husband watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. E. Bombek
The position of a married person is unbearable because the husband, if he is a thousand times smart, turns out to be superfluous everywhere, even in his own house. N. Chamfort
If the husband is constantly watching TV, then what kind of constancy of feelings can there be in the family? Leonid S. Sukhorukov
It seems that the older the man, the younger his next wife. Elizabeth Taylor
If Laura were Petrarch's wife, would he write sonnets to her all his life? D. Byron
Why are husbands afraid of their wives? What can wives do for them? Well, spoil the mood, well, poison life, well, that's all. S. Yankovsky
Dear, here my girlfriends gathered in a nightclub, can I already leave with them?
Previously, I had to ask my mother for leave, but now - from my husband.
Where the husband is a rag, there the wife is a mop. Harmony. Igor Karpov
Rich husbands are never divorced - they are "bred"!
In Balzac's time, a husband in love with his wife was considered ridiculous. Today there is more depravity in the pages of novels than in life. André Maurois
The biggest fault of a husband is to be smarter than his wife, and the biggest fault of a wife is to say that she is smarter than her husband. Natalia Wackerhoff
In a family, decisions should be made by a man, but only a woman should approve.
Nice husbands are not always nice husbands. André Maurois

Truthful, witty, wise, vital and always with humor. All these are quotes about her husband. After all, if you figure it out, then the spouse is a mystery from the mysteries of nature, which only his loving (and this is the main condition) spouse can understand and accept. It is for them that this collection of cool phrases and expressions was created. So read, think and smile.

Briefly about the husband in quotes

A good husband, when he finds his wife's stash, should add money to it!

Insanely happy for my husband - he married so well !!!

What to give my husband if he has everything I need?

Husband is a unique person! For him, all your dresses are the same, and all the screwdrivers are different.

It was the second year of our family life. My husband still thinks he doesn't eat zucchini and onions.

Who in our time refuses a living husband!

A woman's strongest defense is her husband's love.

Husbands do not grow up, but only gain weight.

There is no such husband who would not dream of becoming a bachelor for at least an hour ...

My husband's best wife!

The wisdom of the authors and the people in quotes and statuses about the husband will help in family relationships. You will come closer to answering the riddle of what kind of husbands they are.

Cool statuses about husband

My husband and I have differences on religious grounds: I refuse to believe that he is a god.

A woman needs only two things to be happy: a husband and everything else.

Sometimes you just want to kill your husband! But you can't! I'm responsible for him. I was given it in the registry office against signature.

My husband said there was no spark between us. I bought a stun gun. Wakes up - I'll ask again.

How could I ruin my wife's birthday when I don't even remember when it is?

She took a pregnancy test, which turned out to be positive, showed her husband, who, in joy, kissed him. I wonder if he knows how to take a pregnancy test!?

A friend is known in trouble... A hero in battle... A wife in poverty... A husband on maternity leave.

The timid husband, having returned from a business trip a day earlier, waits for a day at the station.

Beats - it means he loves ... the husband thought, wiping his tears and looking at the bruises in the mirror.

I love everything about my future husband! Only one thing is a little annoying - we are still unfamiliar.

Quotes about a husband are one thing, but real life is another. And how phrases and reality intersect is hard to say. Everything is individual. Therefore, whether an ideal spouse exists or is it a fairy tale, only a single wife of a single husband knows. Read wise and funny quotes about husbands and maybe you too can look behind the veil of this greatest mystery.

Funny statuses about husband

I thought she got married ... But it turned out: she took her mother-in-law to raise her son ...

The bachelor does all the housework himself. A married man is forced by his wife.

Of course, my love, you must have a personal opinion, and now I will tell you!

If your husband offended you, you do not start a scandal. Simply, he does not see yet, spit him three times in tea!

Do not bring your husband to a boil, otherwise he may evaporate!

If the husband began to come home full, then soon he will stop coming at all.

Finding a husband is an art, and living with him is creativity!

A husband is such a creature that, having washed the plate, will look at his wife, as if he had cleaned the whole apartment.

There are no bad husbands... There are first, second, third...

A smart husband does not ask his wife what she wants. He knows!

Quotes about her husband, short statements for social networks, will never lose their relevance. After all, problems in family life almost do not change over time. But the way they are expressed takes on new forms. Therefore, fresh statuses about husbands with meaning appear.

About husband quotes with meaning

An ideal husband is a man who believes that he has an ideal wife.
George Bernard Shaw

One good husband is worth two good wives: the rarer the commodity, the more expensive it is.
Benjamin Franklin

A happy marriage is a marriage in which the husband understands every word that the wife does not say.
Alfred Hitchcock

Everyone can become a noble man. You just need to decide to become one.
Confucius

A husband is a person who always forgets your birthday and never misses an opportunity to tell you your age.
Marilyn Monroe

Under old age, you understand that you need to change yourself, not your wife ...
Dina Rubina

In dreams we are heroes, but in life we are husbands of heroines.
Gennady Malkin

A wise woman creates the ideal husband herself.
Ekaterina Makarova

Women's erotic fantasies are a faithful husband.
Tigran Babayan

Every nation is worthy of its leader, and every wife is worthy of her husband.
Darya Dontsova

It should be noted that stable expectations remain in society regarding models of marital relations, according to which men are assigned the role of the breadwinner of the family, and women - the keeper of the hearth and educator of children. Let's try to figure out if this is the case. And to achieve the goal, we use quotes about her husband with meaning.

It is easier to be a lover than a husband, for it is more difficult to be witty every day than to joke from time to time.
Honore de Balzac

It's not enough to have a millionaire husband. And it is not the second word that is important here, but the first. Let him be a billionaire - or let him be a beggar. This is nonsense! Something else is important. For you to love and be loved. And if this is not at home, sooner or later you will go to look for your love on the side. To everyone's grief.
Galina Goncharova

You don't know how hard it is to love a man just because he's your husband.
Rinat Valiullin

If a husband is constantly looking for flaws in his wife, then another will find her virtues.
Charles Duclos

When a wife supports her husband, spreads his wings with her love, he becomes invulnerable.
Bahram Bagirzade

A husband is such a thing that can be easily improved.
Terry Pratchett

Much marital friction arises from the fact that the wife talks too much and the husband listens too little.
Kurt Goetz

If you can't accept your husband's lifestyle, don't take the job—in other words, don't marry him.
Agatha Christie

Be your husband's lawyer, not his investigator.
Magdalena the Pretender

It is said that finding a husband is an art; keeping it is a profession.
Simone de Beauvoir

There are stereotypes about husbands. And there is no getting away from them. And, naturally, the physical appearance or intellectual merits of husbands could not but be reflected in quotations.

Sayings and phrases about husbands

If the husband began to follow the fashion, start following the husband.
Konstantin Melikhan

The husband is what is left of the lover after the removal of the nerve.
Helen Rowland

The wife is the calling card of the husband.
Rosa Syabitova

Husbands are not gods, it makes no sense to demand attention from them, as from suitors.
William Shakespeare

A stupid husband scolds his wife, and a smart one scolds himself: for marrying her.
Konstantin Melikhan

Women, as a rule, choose a nightgown for themselves much more carefully than their husband.
Coco Chanel

A husband is almost always only a substitute for a beloved man, and not this man himself.
Sigmund Freud