Tough statuses for tough girls. Cool VK statuses for girls

11.05.2019

I would love to get better! But there is nowhere better!)

Each person has his own problems ... someone has a rack in the opening does not fit, someone has an ass in jeans. 🙂

I'm not surprised at someone's oddities ... I can't always explain mine!

Going to bed at 11 or 12 pm is a small difference, but getting up in the morning at 6:00 or 6:05 is a huge difference!

- You sit quietly "Vkontakte" and then you have a question. - "What are you doing?"
- Damn, do not believe me, I mow the hay and fold it at the monitor. =)

All men are looking for an intelligent, beautiful, funny, sexy, some also with an apartment, a car, and also loyal and disinterested. The question arises: why are you to her?

Don't look for an ideal person - I'm sitting at home today;) !!!

If you don't have a personal life, then it's enough to be decent ...

First, a guy ran away from me, then a dog, now I see how hard it is for the fish to push the aquarium to the door ...

I put on headphones, turned on the music and went to clean the apartment .. I cleaned the floor of the apartment with the vacuum cleaner turned off 🙂

Lord, give wisdom - to understand a man! Give love - to forgive him .. Patience - to withstand his character .. Just do not give strength - otherwise I will kill him!

So you want to snuggle up to someone ... bring your lips to your ear and whisper ... GIVE MONEY ...

You cannot drink tap water - it is dirty, and fruits and vegetables must be washed with tap water - they will be clean.

When they ask you: “Tell me, just be honest!”, You realize with horror that now you will have to lie a lot.

- Where are you?
- In hell.
- Clearly, you will unlearn, you will call.

In the morning, girls are divided into 4 types:
1. Let not put on makeup, but sleep.
2. Let not put on makeup, but devour.
3. Let not sleep and not devour, but put on makeup.
4. EVERYWHERE, PANCAKE, LATE, BUT WILL BE LATE, EAT AND PAINT

True female happiness - take off your heels and bra

When a guy is jealous, the girl is pleased ... But when the girl begins to be jealous, World War 3 begins ...

In any incomprehensible situation - lose weight.

If you want to effectively seduce a guy - throw him a package of condoms and say: "Sir, defend yourself!"

Mine comes up today and says: “Strange, you women, creatures! When your jeans are not fastened, you cry with grief, and when your bra is with joy! "

Yes, now not the boys went, but some women! write first, call first, call first too. Maybe she still has to call in and give flowers?

The worst misconception among women is: "He will change." The most common misconception among men is: "She's not going anywhere!"

She had a fight with her beloved, turned away, and in my head: well, hug ... well, hug ... well, hugs and bliiin ... and then he hugs, and you are like this: ... removed your hands!

Honey, give me something for my birthday so that I can say: “Wow! Lexus! "

this morning on the mirror such horrors showed O_o

Get married, or what? Where is this unfortunate man hiding?

Previously, I had no luck with men. Time passed ... I grew wiser, wiser. Now men have no luck with me ...

There is a guy - there are problems, there is no guy - there is only one problem: there is no guy.

As women do: "That's it, don't call me anymore! .." and they sit and wait ...

Of insects, I respect only the female praying mantis. Well done baba! Seduced, fell in love, ate, forgot.

Fear in my soul, eyes on my forehead, I walk on the ice in heels.

I know how to roll everything ... eyes, banks, hysterics ... I know how to make out of nothing ... lunch, hair, scandal ... I can take out the trash, the brain ...! In general, I am a very capable girl.

Girls are masochists. Proven epilator ... =)

For a girl, the combination of a mirror and music is a very interesting thing for two hours. (with)

I'm one of those girls who are literally bursting with laughter in the midst of dead silence about what happened a year or two ago.

If a girl walks in headphones, with her head down, and then abruptly changes her gait, then another song starts playing in the headphones :)

for Girls, Men - like pies: someone loves with eggs, someone with cabbage

A girl worries about her appearance only in two cases: when someone is looking at her, and when no one is looking ...

Only a girl can put her mobile phone on silent mode so as not to be distracted, and then every 15 minutes to check if an SMS has arrived.

Do you think you learned to kiss on tomatoes and is ready for life? ... Yeah, buy bananas ...)))

Mega cool statuses in VK for boys and girls, with and without symbols. Use for positive and good mood. Start your day with new funny statuses on your favorite social network. Charge everyone around!

I have not said for a long time: "Fuck you!". I say: "Everyone stay in their places!"
Take care of your homeland! Relax abroad!
I do not know what you are taking from your head, but it clearly does not help you!
There are so many interesting things in this life and so few people interested.
I would have sent you, but I see you have returned from there!
Everyone pontes, absolutely everyone! And those who don’t show off, then show off that they don’t show up.

If you want to bring a person to sclerosis, give him a loan.
Yesterday I was beaten by the musicians of the conservatory. I went to the first-aid post and fixed the oboes.
The mind of a man cannot be understood, and science is useless here. You surrender to him - he will say: bl ... db! And if you don’t surrender - he will say: bitch!
Looking at how some accumulate good, others begin to accumulate evil.
Don't scare me - I'm a healthy bull!
Women's motto: Men - linoleum. If you make a good bed for the first time, you can walk on it for 20 years.
Dance as if no one is looking at you.
The doctor asks the peasant: - What worries you? - Money and women - I don't have them, but my health is like a bull.
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Crawling under the table, do not forget to politely say goodbye to the guests.
If you think life is great, then the antidepressants are right.
Sclerosis cannot be cured, but you can forget about it.
If you have nails on your feet, then you should have hands on your hands, and animals generally have bast shoes!
Now he is right who has more rights!
If you want to marry a smart, beautiful and rich - marry three times.
Robbers demand a wallet or a life, women demand both.
A woman, when choosing one of two men, hesitates only if she does not need either one or the other.
You pester - boor, you do not pester - you moron.
You need to live so that others have depression!
Proverbs contradict one another. This, in fact, is the essence of Russian folk wisdom.
And they were divided into those who feel good and those who feel bad about it.
The rooster saw a chicken in the microwave and says: "The loaf is vigorous ... there is no one to carry eggs in the village, but she rides here on merry-go-rounds!"
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Sorry, I'm saying when you interrupt…
Ilya Muromets stopped at a crossroads near a roadside stone, and on the stone is carved: “Will you go to the left? Inexpensive! "
It's a small world! It's all because of the Chinese.
Vegetable to help ... I mean, to hell with you!
You can't put it back in what it is!
There is nothing better in the world than creaking your bed until dawn!
When I was little, I really wanted to grow up. Who knew that such a setup was here ...
Do not kidding ME! Let's bend!
Queens are never upset. When they are sad, they just execute someone ...
Don't go into yourself - get lost ...
A beautiful woman pleases a man's eyes, an ugly woman pleases a woman's!
Don't tell me what to do, and I won't tell you where to go!
The healing properties of horseradish: if you put it on something, it immediately becomes easier.
It doesn't matter that you take a kitten or a man into the house! Six months a cute little pug, and then a sly arrogant type!
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The best way to organize a panic is to ask everyone to stay calm.
Our motto is always this - more action, less words!
Any dirty trick can be properly used, if there is a desire ...
We drunk seven mojitos, we puke in the toilet. Bue ...
It's not enough to know your own worth - you still need to be in demand.
A man, if he could understand what a woman thinks, would still not believe.
I am constantly pursued by smart thoughts, but I find myself faster ...
Wisdom is an age-related slowdown in the brain, leading to the inability to make hasty decisions.
My life my rules. If you don't like my rules, don't meddle in my life.
Guys hug on two occasions: either they are blue or blue.
Medvedev was named the person of the year according to the magazine "Murzilka"

We are strong women: we will take out the trash, and the brain, if necessary!
People need to be trusted. Not money, of course. Or secrets. And so - in general.
You don't need to run over us, because we are a tornado! (for guys)
I love the weekend! You can get to work quickly and without traffic jams.
Our motto will not win - we will excite and will not give!
The best way to be successful is to follow the advice we give to others.
Not everything beautiful can be conveyed in words reasonably. It happens that I like it madly, but the language flies: "bl # th!"
Who does not risk ... he drinks vodka at the commemoration of the one who risked.
A genius was not born in the world without some perversion.
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An extreme degree of failure in a relationship, this is not even an inflatable woman, this is an inflatable arm.
When I got off the carousel at the amusement park, I vomited. That's how scary the woman was selling ice cream there!
The optimist Vasya was beaten to half his life.
Everyone is spoiled to the best of their ability.
A very weak boy cannot unlock an iPhone.
There is no surer way to kindle passion in another than to keep the cold oneself.
When will they learn to conduct light into women's handbags ?! Really needed!!!
So what if the wind is in my head, but my thoughts are always fresh ...
How to remove a borscht stain from a tailcoat?
You walk like that with a mug of tea in your hands and a book. And instead of a book, you throw tea on the bed ...
I hung a talisman over the door, from all evil spirits, went to the store, came back ... the key in the door broke ... I can't go in ...
You need to borrow money from pessimists, they know in advance that they will not be given
When choosing a life partner for yourself, do not forget that in your free time from sekca you will also have to talk about something.
Women are not interested in rags only if these rags are men.
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I woke up early to walk around with a displeased face for a longer time. (cool statuses for girls in VK)
If I ever die because of a man, it’s just out of laughter.
Today I went to bed at 22-00. It's already 3-10, and I still can't get enough of the fact that I went to bed so early!
If you leave your husband right, he will definitely come back ... like a boomerang.
Sitting up to your ears in shit, you can't open your mouth especially.
If a gentleman says to a lady “I understand you perfectly,” he means “You say twice as much as you need to”!
Look at the conductor as if you have already paid the fare.
If you collect certificates for the privatization of an apartment in the wrong order, you can accidentally issue a passport.
Girls, do not hesitate to eat bananas in a crowded place. Overkill is only if you bite off two bananas alternately.
As soon as you sit down to work, someone will definitely wake you up!
They say it’s unlucky if the chest is smaller than the belly.
I only have one life and I cannot afford to be unhappy!
Where have you seen a cat that cares what the mice say about it?
My character, of course, is not sugar, but I was not created for this, to add me to tea!
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You won’t earn all the money, you won’t have all the women, you won’t drink all the vodka ... but did that ever stop the men?
Man was born to be happy, not to “obey”! Vasilisa, 4 years old.
The point is that it’s nothing, that’s what’s the matter ...
I'm a woman - I have evil as standard!
Not seen in vicious relationships ... Wasn't it? No ... Not noticed!
I am neither good nor bad. I am kind in an evil stripe!
"Buranovskie grandmothers" as the opening act before Ozzy Osbourne's concert bit off their grandson's head.

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Me? Be in love??? It needs to go nuts what nerves.
First, a guy ran away from me, then a dog, now I see how hard it is for the fish to push the aquarium to the door ...
I say thank you to heaven for breathing and following my dreams! For this world in which I live, for those people whom I love.
Lord, give wisdom - to understand a man! Give love - to forgive him ... Patience - to withstand his character ... Just do not give strength - otherwise I will kill him!
Cool VK statuses for girls - Why do we close our eyes when we pray, dream or kiss? Because the most beautiful things in life we do not see, but we feel with our hearts.

So you want to snuggle up to someone ... bring your lips to your ear and whisper ... GIVE MONEY ...
It takes too much love to leave loved ones alone. (Martin Amis)
When they ask you: “Tell me, just be honest!”, You realize with horror that now you will have to lie a lot.
And dozens of those who wanted your body are not worth even the little finger of the one who loved your soul. (Omar Khayyam)
True female happiness is to take off your heels and bra.
A happy marriage is a marriage in which the husband understands every word that the wife does not say. (Alfred Hitchcock)
When a guy is jealous, the girl is pleased ... But when the girl begins to be jealous, the third world war begins ...
Once upon a time she was waiting for him, then she stopped waiting and just lived her life. But he still came ... (Judith Lennox. Footprints in the sand)
In any incomprehensible situation - lose weight.
I am selfish, impatient and insecure. I make mistakes, I get out of control, and sometimes I’m hard to deal with. But if you cannot communicate with me when I am in a bad mood, then you do not deserve me in a good one. (Marilyn Monroe)
If you want to effectively seduce a guy - throw him a package of condoms and say: "Sir, defend yourself!"
All you know about me is just your memories. (Haruki Murakami)
Mine comes up today and says: “Strange, you women, creatures! When your jeans are not fastened, you cry with grief, and when your bra is with joy! "
If you don't know what you feel about a person, close your eyes and imagine: he is not. Nowhere. There has not been and will not be. Then everything will become clear. (A.P. Chekhov)
Yes, now not the boys went, but some women! Write first, call first, call first, too. Maybe she should stop by and give her some flowers?
If the past does not let go, then it has not passed yet. (Elchin Safarli. I was promised you)
The worst misconception among women is: "He will change." The most common misconception among men is: "She's not going anywhere!"
The problems of life can be solved only by love, they cannot be solved by hatred. (Osho)
Honey, give me something for my birthday so that I can say: “Wow! Lexus! "
A bitter and tender memory of a woman slumbers in the memory of every man. (Arturo Perez-Reverte. Fencing teacher)
Get married, or what? Where is this unfortunate man hiding?
One mesmerizing moment will nullify five years of unwavering loyalty. (Francis Scott Fitzgerald. The Great Gatsby)
Previously, I had no luck with men. Time passed ... I grew wiser, wiser. Now men have no luck with me ...
Memories are what makes us old. The secret of eternal youth is the ability to forget. (Erich Maria Remarque)
Cool VK statuses for girls - There is a boyfriend - there are problems, no boyfriend - there is only one problem: there is no boyfriend.

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Even if a woman at some point is satisfied with everything, then a moment can very quickly come when she will not be satisfied with the fact that everything suits her.

I'm not really a heartless bitch - It's just that not everyone can pick up a key to my heart -

It is necessary to love a woman so that it would not even occur to her that SOMEONE OTHER could love her more !!!

Poor girl, she does not like all his friends so much that it will be difficult for her to find a name for her daughter)

When you start dating a guy, you start using a razor more often! Isn't that right, girls?

Darling, I love you more than life! .. However, I will still go to football today-

Sunshine, stars twinkling! there is no understanding between us

She's a bit of that. Me too. It's easy for us together.

At school, she is a diligent student, for parents - a good daughter, for friends - an excellent friend - However, no one knows what she is when she is left alone.

Female logic: sent, and then waits to write.

I don’t understand why the women's curling iron has the name Vitek, and the motto is some strange -Made with the mind-)))

A girl with an angelic face is a disaster. Sex is a problem. Look into her eyes. I want to repent, cry and pray.

Today he said to me: "my little one, why are you sad?" I'm shocked, because he had never even paid attention to me before!

Your page is like a refrigerator. I look all day, I think that something new will appear)

A little bit proud like fire.

- why do we meet only on Monday, Wednesday, Friday and Sunday?!?: (- on other days my head is just dirty.

It’s just me that I can look for a cell phone in the dark for an hour, while illuminating myself with the same cell phone, and then call it and wonder why it’s busy!

Do every act as if it were the last in your life.

guys - * sigh * why do you like bitches and bitches? There are a lot of good girls around

The best perfume for a woman is the scent of a loved one on her skin.

Everything is wrong again, I got an asshole again!

With a dream in her eyes and hope in her heart, she left in search of paradise.

I'm like the sun - warm, sometimes - burning, sometimes - dull, but damn sweet!

I want to fall in love so that it pins and does not let go until the end of my life!

Throw a stool at me if I start killing myself again for this creature!

- the main thing is not what is outside, what is inside! - - under the clothes-

Girls, before you say that a guy is not your type, try him first!

Girls are divided, divided and in the future they will be divided into different types, types and subgroups .. but each has one that does not fit into more than one framework.

- you look like a cat. You will always be on your own in life. However, you really need love and affection ...

I'm jealous, angry, hysterical and acting like a little girl. Ideal people, forgive me, I don't know any other way. I'm so-

We are all good girls, until some beauty appears on the list of his friends ...

A classmate, complaining of a cold, says: - I sneezed so much that the tampon flew out! Everyone laughs, presenting this spectacle - it turned out that the girl went to the dentist, and there was a cotton swab at the place of tooth extraction -

As soon as a girl puts on an unsuccessful photo on her avatar, all the girlfriends immediately begin to click-I like it-

The girl on the avatar has a beautiful ass and legs and status - will black hair suit me?

but nevertheless it is pleasant when his friends said to him: "She is small!", and he replied: not small, but young!

She sits on the Internet for hours, listens to love songs, talks on the phone, falls asleep at 3 in the morning, swears, then puts up, freaks out, but loves only him-

Well, well, seduce me, try it!

no matter how you cut your bangs, it interferes with dyeing your eyelashes anyway.

Girls! Learn to paint! Cosmetics must UNDERLINE natural beauty! Do not use fakes! Your own hair, eyelashes and nails have always been and will be more beautiful!