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25.05.2019

It was a very long time ago, when the mountains of Armenia were even higher than they are now. Ashot stood naked by the rock, he had a hat on his head. A primitive naked woman approached Ashot. Ashot covered his lower abdomen with a hat. The woman first removed one of Ashot's hands, then the other. The hat continued to cover the lower abdomen. So let's drink to the strength that held the hat.

In Georgia, they say: a man should look like a hazel trunk, a woman - like a peach fruit. So let's drink to our dear hero of the day, who, like a ripe peach, is ruddy and fresh!

It was in a tropical country. The daughter complained to her mother that her husband was cheating on her. And the mother said: “This is fixable. Bring me two tiger whisker hairs."
- "What are you, mom," the daughter was frightened.
- "And you try, you are a woman, you should be able to do everything." Daughter thought. Then she slaughtered a ram and with a piece of meat went into the forest. Sat in an ambush - waiting. A tiger appeared and furious rushed to her. She threw the meat and ran away. The next day she came again with a piece of meat, and when the tiger rushed at her, she threw the meat, but did not run away, but began to watch him eat. On the third day, the tiger was waiting for her, and when she appeared again with meat, he joyfully beat his tail. And the woman began to feed him directly from her hand. On the fourth day, the tiger happily ran up to her, and having eaten a piece of meat, laid his head on her knees to the girl and dozed off. And at that moment she pulled out two hairs and brought them home to her mother. “Well,” said the mother, “you have tamed a predatory beast such as a tiger. Now go and tame your husband either by cunning or by kindness. Remember, there is a tiger in every man: .. So let's drink to the women who tame the tigers in us.

In Georgia, they say that a person who sees a star falling from the sky will be happy like no other. So let's drink to our hero of the day and wish him to see not one, but two shooting stars.

The toastmaster during the feast proclaims a toast: “The first word I want to say is“ Be. The second word is the name of the Russian national dish - cabbage soup. And finally, the third word - the name of the fruit - plum. So, be generous this day, be generous all your life!

There was a goat on the mountain. An eagle flew across the sky, saw a goat, grabbed it and flew on. A hunter stood on the ground, saw an eagle and fired. The eagle fell like a stone on the grass, and the goat flew on! So let's drink to the fact that we don't kill eagles, and goats don't fly.

A certain person came from the village to the city for help. The official fiddled with his documents for a long time and finally said:
- I would give you a certificate, but several signatures and seals are missing here. You need to do the following: first go to Vinashvili, take Butylidze, talk to Otkuporyan, then go to Nalivaiko, Sutrapyan, put a seal on Pokhmelidze. And then come to me. And don't forget about Shashlykidze! Hurry up, tomorrow we have foreign guests, Messrs. de Pied, de Lie, To Li Yama and To Li Kanawa. Call the phones: two for a hundred, three for two hundred, an extension for one hundred and fifty. So let's drink to ensure that our birthday boy does not meet bureaucrats!

Suliko and Shota lived and fell in love with each other. They fell in love and got married. Just got married, Shota has to go on a business trip.
“Don't worry,” he says to his young wife, “I'll be back in three days. Three days have passed, three times three days have passed, and Shota does not return. Ten times three days passed, and still no Shot. The young wife became agitated and sent telegrams to ten faithful friends in ten cities. And telegrams came from ten cities from ten true friends:
- Don't worry, Shota is with us. So let's drink to true friends who do not fail in trouble.

One Georgian was asked:
- What is a pineapple? He replied:
Do you know lemon? Do you know apples? Do you know persimmon? Do you know grapes? Well, it doesn't look like it at all. So I ask, what is our birthday? Do you know penny? Coward you know? You know lazy? Stupid you know? Well, it doesn't look like it at all! To the health of our birthday boy!

There is a Sufi story. A certain wise man heard that in a neighboring village there lived a man wiser than him. He became envious - and he decided to test the wisdom of another. Gathered his students and went to the neighboring village. Tam asked where the house of the right person was, and went straight there. On the way, he caught a butterfly and decided: I will ask if she is alive. If the answer is “no”, I will release it, if the answer is “yes”, I will clench my fist and the butterfly will be dead. Entering, he introduced himself and suggested that the man check whether the wisdom of the owner is really what they say about it, and asked him to answer the question he had conceived. The sage looked into his eyes and replied: "Everything is in your hands." So let's drink to the fact that our birthday boy is the master of his own destiny!

In Georgia, they say: the love of a young woman is like young wine: tart, unseasoned, intoxicating; the love of an aged woman is like old wine: aged, with a bouquet. So let's drink to our beautiful hero of the day, like a valuable wine!

Under the yoke of life's hardships, one man was about to hang himself. Well, as it should be - I lathered the rope, stood on a chair, stuck my head into the noose. Then I suddenly remembered - there is a bottle of vodka in the refrigerator!
- Okay, - he thinks, - I'll skip the glass, for last. For gloomy thoughts and memories, he drinks the whole bottle, and walks unsteadily into the room. Again on a chair, head in a noose:
- Stop, why am I? After all, life is getting better!!! So let's drink to get better life!

It is said that people live much longer in the mountains of Georgia than in any other place. So let's drink to our dear hero of the day, and may he live as long as the most ancient Georgian elders live!

Once, a kind magician came to a Georgian king, who was famous for his good deeds, and brought him three priceless gifts. He spoke to the king in the following words:
- My first gift is health. May you be strong, mighty and not subject to disease. My second gift is oblivion, which will save your memory from fears, sorrows and troubles of the past. Let them no longer burden your soul. My third gift is the gift of intuition, which will always suggest the right way out of the current situation. And I, like this magician, wish our dear hero of the day the best health, oblivion and intuition that would lead him through life in the most correct way. To the health of the hero of the day!

In Georgia, they say that friends are removed from us either by their happiness, when they no longer need us, or by our misfortune, when we need them too much. So let's drink to our many years of friendship with the hero of the day - and to the fact that nothing can separate us from each other!

Any Georgian will confirm that it is a great honor for a girl to receive the name of the great Georgian Queen Tamara at birth. Anniversary-Tamara worthily bears this name throughout her life.

I propose a toast to our dear friend, who stands opposite me like a rock in the midst of the raging sea of life, not subject to any storms and hurricanes, invincible and indestructible. Let's drink to his health and longevity!

Once, the father asked little Gogi: “What birds are the most useful for humans?” "Grill chickens!" - answered his son. I propose to drink for our birthday boy to be as witty as this Gogi.

Georgian elders tell the following story: Once, many, many years ago, a certain Kakha Kalmakhelidze led his flocks to the mountains. Once he grazed his sheep for several weeks - and suddenly he saw a wonderful flower on the mountainside. Kakha tore it off and attached it to his cloak. When he returned home, a beautiful woman came out of the flower and said that she would be his wife and the mother of his children. I propose to drink to our dear birthday girl, who was probably also found by her husband in a wonderful flower!

Georgians say: Change old friends for new ones - What flowers to buy for fruits. So let's drink to the friends of the hero of the day and to a strong long-term friendship!

There is one old Caucasian toast. The toastmaster gets up, raises a glass of "Kindzmarauli" ... and suddenly feels that he has begun to fuss in his stomach. He decided to make a toast, fire a pistol and at the same time free himself from anxiety. And so he did. But horror! The gun misfired, but this case didn't misfire. A shame! He went to the mountains. After 10 years, he returns and asks the boy: “What happened during this time?” “Since the toastmaster farted, nothing interesting has happened,” he replied. So let's drink so that thoughts do not diverge from deeds.

Once the poet wrote: “On the hills of Georgia lies the darkness of the night; Noisy Aragva before me. I feel sad and light, my sadness is light; My sorrow is full of you. And I propose to drink for our beautiful (Name), worthy of being sung in the verses of the greatest poets!

It is said that a person who does not drink wine harbors something unkind in his soul. So let's drink to the fact that next to our hero of the day there will never be non-drinking people!

There is a Georgian anecdote: A girl asks a zookeeper:
- Tell me, please, is this monkey a man or a woman? A nearby Georgian replies:
- Girl, this is a male! A man is one who has dengi! Let's drink to our hero of the day - a real man in every respect!

One day, Molla and her son had to go to a neighboring village. He put his son on a donkey, and he went on foot. After some time, they met people and one of them said:
- Look, an old man is walking, and a young man is driving. Molla lifted his son off the saddle and rode himself. Soon they met a whole crowd of people, one of them, looking at Molla and his son, said:
- Look at them! A large man sits on a donkey, and a small one trudges on foot. Molla got down from the donkey, let him go ahead, and he went on foot with his son. They went on a ride a little and met people again. One of them said:
- Look at them, look at them! The donkey goes empty, and they beat their feet on stones and sand. Molla mounted a donkey and took his son with him. They drove a little more, and once again they met several people, and they began to laugh:
- Look at them! Together they climbed onto the donkey, the poor fellow cannot even breathe. Molla slowly got off the donkey, removed his son from him, put the donkey on his back and said:
“It seems to be the only way I can get rid of the cursed language of these people. So let's drink to the fact that we never pay attention to people's rumors, but confidently go our own way!

In Abkhazia they say that participation in the joy of other people doubles the joys of our lives. So let's drink to the fact that the joy of each of us multiplies the joy of our dear hero of the day!

In Georgia, there is such a custom - to give a goat for an engagement. It is said to bring happiness and many children. According to custom, it must be roasted on the birthday of the first child. And although now in our city it is not so easy to get a live goat, I give you this toy and wish that your house is a full bowl, that you have at least three children and that you are happy every day and every hour of your life !

In Georgia, they say that friendship can be strong only with the maturity of the mind and age. So let's drink to the fact that for our dear hero of the day, the time has finally come for real, lasting friendship!

Two disputants came to the sage with a request to judge between them. He first listened attentively to the plaintiff and, when he finished speaking, told him: “Yes, you are right!” Then the defendant began to make excuses. The wise man listened to him very attentively. And then he said: “You are absolutely right!” Here the sage's wife intervened. "How can it be that both disputants are right?" she asked her husband quietly. The sage thoughtfully kept silent, thought and said to her: “You know what, you are also right!” This toast is for those who are always right!

Try not to agree with the old oriental proverb: "They try gold with fire, they try a woman with gold, and they try a woman with a man." So let's drink for us - with honor overcoming all trials and trials!

In Georgia, they say that a real person can be recognized by the grapes that he grew with his own hands, by the wine that he himself made from these grapes, and by the table that he set on the day when the wine he made ripened. So let's drink to our dear hero of the day, who, although he does not grow grapes and is not engaged in winemaking, the tables in his house are always simply excellent!

Once upon a time, when my great-grandfather's great-grandfather used to walk under the table, there lived a good man - and his name was Katso. And one day Katso went to the market to buy himself new boots, and he began to bargain in order to leave some money for sweets for his grandchildren. The merchant said to him:
- If you want good boots, pay good money. To which the wise Katso replied:
- A good boot is an important thing, and the joy of my grandchildren is much more important. So let's drink to the fact that our hero of the day lives not only to grandchildren, but also to great-grandchildren, and is always surrounded by their love and respect!

On this truly beautiful day, I would like to wish the young people that their love, like good Georgian wine, becomes stronger and more mature every day. Let's drink to that!

A young man approaches the river, pushes one bush, another, a third, and so on twenty bushes ... And there, behind the last one, stands a beautiful woman and waits for him. He took off one dress, the second... So let's drink to our prospects!!!

I wish young people strong love, like old Georgian wine, like the wood from which the barrels are made, in which this wine is stored, like bronze, from which the jugs are made into which wine is poured from these barrels, like friendship that unites people gathered at the table to drink wine from these jugs!

In Georgia, they say that forty years is the maturity of youth, and sixty is the youth of maturity. So let's drink to our hero of the day, still a very young man!

The Germans say: "You can make a piece of ham out of any piggy." And the Georgians say: "Only the best grapes are suitable for wine." So let's drink to our dear hero of the day, not a German or a Georgian, but just a very good person!

A Georgian is driving along a mountain road and suddenly sees that a collapse is about to begin. Then he decides to warn the people who will follow him along this road, draws three posters and sets them up one by one. On the first of them the word "NOT" is written in large letters, on the second a bunch of empty boxes is drawn, on the third - a phallic symbol. A few hours later, the Georgian drives back and sees that some car is littered with stones. He approaches the driver sitting next to her and says:
- Daraga, how could you fall into a collapse when I warned you? And the driver replies:
What kind of pictures did you draw? While I was looking at them, I did not notice how the car filled up.
- NOT - container - piss! So let's drink to our dear hero of the day, who is never in a hurry!

In Georgia, they say: to find out the value of a person, you need to ask trouble, joy, a woman, and a bottle about him. Recently I asked trouble:
- How does our hero of the occasion treat you? She answered:
- He always overcomes me. Then I asked the same of joy. She answered:
- He is not stingy, always shares with others. Then I asked his wife, and she replied:
- He is sensitive and attentive, gives me his love without wasting it on other women. And the bottle said:
He is a good but unstable friend. If necessary, he will always support my company. So let's drink to our dear hero of the day!

In Georgia, they say that a person's wealth is measured by his wealth, and happiness - by the virtues of his soul. So let's drink to our dear hero of the day - a man worthy in every respect!

Georgian wisdom says that it takes two years for a person to learn to speak, and fifty years to learn to be silent. Our dear hero of the day proved that he learned this life lesson perfectly. So let's drink to his precious health!

If you have ever seen how Georgians dance, you probably noticed that men stand in a circle, sing and applaud, and women dance inside the circle. This happens because a woman in Georgia has always stood in a special place, she was treated with respect and love. I propose to drink to our dear (Name), who, although not a Georgian by passport, is her in her soul!

Dear... I drink to your coffin, made from a hundred year old oak tree that I planted this morning.

In Georgia, they say that a good person can drink more wine than a bad one, because a bad person gets drunk quickly, but a good one drinks and drinks, and not in one eye. So let's drink to our hero of the day, who could drink the sea if he had not been hindered by a sense of modesty!

Ancient wisdom says: in an ideal world, like gives birth to like. So good begets good, and evil begets evil. So let's drink to this beautiful woman, the hero of this celebration, who, doing good, increases its number in the world!

I want to honor my namesake (Name) with this glass of wine on his birthday. In Georgia, they are convinced that the name to some extent predetermines fate, an outstanding or inconspicuous position in life, determines character traits. With his high achievements, talent and rare spiritual qualities, our hero of the day enhances the property of the name to change the fate of people for the better. Therefore, I propose to drink to the health of the hero of the day!

Oriental sage Khoja Nasreddin fell ill. Creditors began to visit him and asked him to repay his debts - the hour is uneven, he will die. “Pray everyone that I stay alive until I cry with you!” Khoja told them. Everyone prayed and said with one voice:
- Our prayer will be heard by Allah!
- So, - Nasreddin was delighted, - I will never die?! Dear debtors, let us raise our glasses to creditors who pray to God for our longevity!

May your life be cloudless, like the sky over the Sahara Desert, full, like a jug of the generous Georgian Givi, long, like the longest Mexican TV series, and let your eyes glow with happiness, like the sky glows during the Northern Lights. For the hero of the day!

Every year, nature gives the people of Georgia many beautiful and tasty fruits. They are collected and served on the table in order to have a bite of the best Georgian wine - because their aroma sets off the bouquet of wine. So let's drink to the fact that fruit and good wine never run out on the table of our hero of the day!

Dear Gogi! I want to raise this glass to your coffin... which will be made from the oak I planted this morning! For your longevity!

There is a Georgian proverb: a tried friend is our second conscience. So let's drink to the friends of the hero of the day!

May our dear birthday girl, Tamara, be patronized by the great Georgian Queen Tamara! Cheers!

I want to tell this parable: “The pencil maker made a beautiful pencil, put his soul and heart into it. Before putting it in the box, he said, “There are five things you must know. They are necessary to be the best. First, to do many useful and important things, you need to let Someone hold you in His hand and guide you. Second: time will grind you down, and this is very painful, but necessary. Third: everyone makes mistakes, the main thing is to understand and correct them. Fourth: the most important is inside. Fifth: you must leave a trace behind you, regardless of the state and the surface on which you are used. Let's congratulate our birthday man on his birthday and drink to follow these simple, but so important truths.

They say that once a certain poet came to the great queen Tamara and complained that he was very poor. The queen replied:
- Homer was much poorer, but how many people he gave spiritual food! I propose to drink for our hero of the day - a person who gives people inspiration!

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My great-grandfather used to say: “I want to buy a house, but I don't have the opportunity.
I have the opportunity to buy a goat, but I have no desire.”
So let's drink to ensure that our desires coincide with our capabilities!

And then one small but very proud bird said:
- Personally, I will fly directly to the Sun!
And she began to rise higher and higher, but very soon she burned her wings and fell to the very bottom of the deepest gorge!
So let's drink to the fact that each of us, no matter how high he rises, never breaks away from the team!

At a driving school in Georgia, a driver's license applicant takes an exam. The inspector explains the traffic situation:
— You are driving down a narrow road. To the left is a high-high mountain. On the right is a cool-cool abv. Suddenly on the road - a beautiful girl. And next to her is a terrible, terrible old woman. Who will you press?
“Of course, old lady!
- Fool! .. You need to press the brake!
So let's drink to the fact that in a difficult situation we do not forget to press the brake!

On the beach, a girl asks her mother: “Mommy, why do aunts have smooth bathing suits, while uncles have bulging ones?” The mother was embarrassed, she wanted to spank the girl, but then she said with a serious look:
- "And the uncles, daughter, put money there."
I propose a toast to rich wallets!

There is one old Georgian toast. The toastmaster gets up, raises a glass of "Kindzmarauli" ... and suddenly feels that he has begun to fuss in his stomach. He decided to make a toast, fire a pistol and at the same time free himself from anxiety. And so he did. But, oh horror! The gun misfired, but this case didn't misfire. A shame! He went to the mountains. After 10 years, he returns and asks the boy: “What happened during this time?” “Since the toastmaster farted, nothing interesting has happened,” he replied. So let's drink so that thoughts do not diverge from deeds!

One Georgian tells a friend:
- Understand! I went to the doctor, and he says to me: “You can’t drink! No smoking! You can't with women!"
- Poor fellow! friend sympathizes.
- What kind of poor fellow am I? I gave him money... and he allowed me everything!
Let's drink to rich people!

I am walking one night through the park, the moon, the stars, and the guy and the girl are kissing on the bench. I go another time: the moon, the stars... and the same guy on the same bench is kissing another girl. I go next time: night, moon, stars... and the same guy, on the same bench, already with the third girl.
So let's drink to the constancy of men and the inconstancy of women!

Once a swallow with her little chicks escaped from predators and ended up on the edge of a deep mountain gorge. And the first chick began to ask:
“Mommy, move me, and I will always love you!”
- You're lying! - said the swallow and threw him into the abyss.
“Mom, move me, and someday I will save you too!” said the second chick.
- You're lying! - said the swallow, and also threw him into the abyss.
And the third chick said:
- Mom, save me, and when I grow up, I will also save my children!
“But you are telling the truth,” said the swallow, and saved him.
So let's drink to the bitter truth!

Don't drink water if you can drink wine!
Don't drink wine if you can drink good wine!
Don't drink good wine when you can drink very good wine!
And most importantly, do not forget to drink so that you always have money for something that is better!

Let's drink to the fact that you have lived for 132 years.
And so that at the age of 132 you died.
And not just died, but killed.
And not just killed, but slaughtered.
And not just stabbed, but out of jealousy.
And not just out of jealousy, but for the cause!

Friends! Let's drink to our enemies. So that they have everything: a country villa, a luxury car in the garage, Persian carpets, a swimming pool, a fireplace, and of course, a satellite phone that they would only call on 01, 02 and 03!!!

No need to chase a woman like a departed tram. Remember that the next tram is coming from behind.
So let's drink for trams to run more often!

Once a young horseman was riding through the mountains of beautiful Georgia with his beautiful wife. He struck strong as a bull, fast as a mountain river, his eyes were like those of an eagle, his dagger was sharp, like an attack of appendicitis, his mind was tortuous, like a scrawl on a hat ...
And now, on a rock, above the road, a mountain goat appeared. And the horseman at full gallop drew his gun and shot at the animal, but not a single muscle trembled on the goat's muzzle. Then he stopped his horse and, taking aim, fired again, but the goat did not even move. Then the horseman got down to the ground, and kneeling down, fired again, but the goat only jumped aside. And when the horseman wanted to lie down for a shot, the goat had already disappeared. Both the young horseman and his young wife died of hunger.
So let's drink to ensure that such goats do not come across on our life path!

A girl's weapon is her clothes.
Let's drink to general disarmament.

An eagle flew high in the sky. And the Eagle had a beautiful pearl necklace around his neck. Suddenly, a golden eagle flies out from behind a cloud and says to the Eagle: “Give way to me!”
But the proud Eagle said: “No!” and did not give way. And they began to fight. They fought day and night and no one could win. In the heat of the fight, Berkut accidentally broke the necklace and the pearls scattered all over the Earth...
So let's drink to those Beautiful Pearls that sit here among us!

Women are flowers. And the flowers are beautiful when they bloom.
So let's drink to promiscuous women!

People say: "If you want to make the right decision, consult your wife and do the opposite. I drink to our wives, who give us the opportunity to find the right solution in a difficult situation.

One wise Georgian said:
If you want to be happy for one day, get drunk.
If you want to be happy for a week, pretend to be sick.
If you want to be happy for a month, get married.
If you want to be happy for a year, get a mistress.
If you want to be happy all your life - be healthy, dear!
And for this every day, do exercises!
So let's drink to the happiness of all those present - to health!

A real man is a man who remembers a woman's birthday exactly and never knows how old she is.
And a man who never remembers a woman's birthday, but knows exactly how old she is, is her real husband.
Let's raise our glasses to real men!

Suliko and Shota lived and fell in love with each other. They fell in love and got married. Just got married, Shota has to go on a business trip.
“Don’t worry,” he says to his young wife, “I’ll be back in three days.”
Three days have passed, three times three days have passed, and Shota does not return, ten times three days have passed, and Shota is still gone.
The young wife became agitated and sent telegrams to ten faithful friends in ten cities. And telegrams came from ten cities from ten true friends:
— Don't worry, Shota is here!
So let's drink to true friends who do not fail in trouble!

A toad crawled over the rails. A train drove by and cut off her legs. The toad crawled away and thought: “The legs were beautiful, we should return.” As soon as she climbed onto the rail, the train again passed and cut off her head.
So let's drink to not losing our heads because of beautiful legs!

Two disputants came to the wise Georgian with a request to judge them. He first listened attentively to the plaintiff, and when he had finished speaking, he told him:
- "Yes, you are right!"
Then the defendant began to make excuses. The wise man listened to him very attentively. And then he said:
- "You are absolutely right!"
Here the sage's wife intervened.
“How can it be that both disputants are right?” she asked her husband quietly.
The sage thoughtfully kept silent, thought and said to her:
"You know what, you're right too!"
This toast is for those who are always right!

It was once said by a Georgian sage: "Beware of the goat in front, the horse behind, and the woman on top."
For if you gape, she will sit on your neck. Men, if you have osteochondrosis of the neck, do not start it, treat it ... and most importantly, take care of your eyesight. Your vigilance is guarding the boundaries of personal sovereignty!

Somewhere high-high in the mountains of Georgia, where the air is clear as a baby's tear, and the bistra wrecks are like a misl, Gil-Bil, a young horseman, a katori grazed sheep (he beat a shepherd). And then one day, when he was tending his sheep, the ringing silence of the mountains was cut through by the trill of a mobile phone. All the rams stopped living grass and turned their heads to the young shepherd. The shepherd took out a telephone and turned to the sheep and said:
- Calm down, this minya!
So let's drink for the fact that no sheep would interfere with us to communicate today!

In ancient times, an old frigate was wrecked in the ocean. Only one person was able to escape - he grabbed a floating long plank and remained on the surface of the water. Half an hour later the second victim emerged from nowhere and grabbed the other end of the plank. The first one started crying.
The second asked:
- Why are you crying?
The first one said:
— Wah! There is nothing to treat such a guest!
So let's drink to dear hosts who will always find something to treat even uninvited guests.

Dear... I drink to your coffin, made from a hundred year old oak tree that I planted this morning.

What do you want to be, Gogi, when you grow up? the visitor asked the kid.
“I want to become a businessman like dad,” Gogi answered. “Yesterday he took me to the office, and I really liked the way he works and spends time there.
- And how will you work?
“In the morning I’ll go to the office, sit down at the table, light a long cigarette, start saying that I have an awful lot of work to do and that after dinner I’ll have to start. Then after dinner I will go with a businessman friend to a restaurant and eat and drink, then I will return to the office and I will scold everyone for not doing anything. Then I'll go home and, terribly tired, lie down on the sofa and watch TV.
So let's drink to the children - our future!

There is a mountain of Love in Georgia. Many ancient legends are associated with it.
Once a young shepherd and a princess fell in love and ran away from home. The old prince sent a chase after them. The lovers climbed the Mount of Love. The prince's servants overtook them. And then the shepherd said:
Let me jump first!
“No,” said the princess, “then I will die of torment.”
And the princess was the first to rush down. The shepherd looked at her lifeless body and descended from the mountain of Love.
So let's drink to those men who get out of the elevator first!

Vano is walking in the mountains. Suddenly, Vano hears a terrible scream. Vano sees the entrance to a dark cave. Vano enters the cave. He walks, he walks... Suddenly he sees: a Phoenix bird sits with its bare bottom on a hot frying pan and yells.

Wano asks:

- Listen, Phoenix bird, why are you sitting with your bare ass on a hot frying pan and yelling?

- Wow, Wano! If I hadn't been sitting with my bare bottom on a hot frying pan and yelling, then who would have paid attention to me?

So let's drink to our women, who don't have to sit bare-assed in a hot frying pan and yell just to get attention!

Once an old man lived in a distant Georgian mountain village, and his beautiful daughter was beaten. And so he decided to marry her. He called the jigits and said to them this speech:
“The one of you who climbs this high mountain so that not a single pebble falls from under his feet, catches a mountain sheep there, brings him to my feet and slaughters him so that not a single drop of blood falls on my snow-white bathrobe, and so, one of you will become the husband of my beautiful daughter. And whoever does not do this, I will kill him.
And then the first dzhigit came out. He was brave, dexterous, intelligent, but one small grain of sand fell from under his feet - and his old father killed him.
Then the second horseman came out, and he was also brave, dexterous, smart, handsome. He brought the mountain sheep to the feet of the old father and began to cut him, the sheep, in the sense, the throat with his sharp dagger. But one small drop of blood fell on the snow-white robe of the old father - and the second horseman fell, stabbed, next to the first.
And then the third horseman came out, and he was the most proud, brave, dexterous and handsome. He brought the ram to the feet of the old father, surgically cut the throat of the ram without a single drop of blood, and joyfully looked at the old father. But his old father killed him too. The beautiful daughter screamed in horror:
- Listen, atez! After all, the third horseman did everything as you ordered! Why did you slaughter him?
And the old father said to her:
- For company!
So let's drink to good and warm company!

A man was driving from one village to another. The road passed among the mountains of Georgia, winding between rocks, along cliffs and abysses. Suddenly the donkey stopped - and not from a place. The owner began to pull him, goad him. The donkey stands rooted to the spot. The owner began to scold him with bad words, call him names, whip him with a whip. But the donkey, as it stood, remained standing. Then he went. And then a man saw a huge stone around the bend, he had just fallen, and if his donkey had not stopped, then ... The owner hugged the animal and thanked.
So let's drink to the fact that we always listen in a dispute to the opinion of another person, even if he is a donkey!

Georgian toasts

It was a very long time ago, when the mountains of Armenia were even higher than they are now. Ashot stood naked by the rock, he had a hat on his head. A primitive naked woman approached Ashot. Ashot covered his lower abdomen with a hat. The woman first removed one of Ashot's hands, then the other. The hat continued to cover the lower abdomen.
So let's drink to the strength that held the hat.

At a driving school in Georgia, a driver's license applicant takes an exam. The inspector explains the traffic situation:
- You are driving in a car on a narrow road. On the left - high-high mountains. On the right - cool-cool abriv. Suddenly on the road - a beautiful girl. And next to her is a terrible, terrible old woman. Who will you press?
- Of course, the old woman!
- Fool! .. You need to press the brake!
So let's drink to the fact that in a difficult situation we do not forget to press the brake!

One Georgian tells a friend:
- Understand! I went to the doctor, and he says to me: "You can't drink! You can't smoke! You can't be with women!"
- Poor fellow! sympathizes friend.
- Yes, what a poor fellow I am? I gave him money... and he allowed me everything!
Let's drink to rich people!

Once a young horseman was riding through the mountains of beautiful Georgia with his beautiful wife. He struck strong as a bull, fast as a mountain river, his eyes were like those of an eagle, his dagger was sharp, like an attack of appendicitis, his mind was tortuous, like a scrawl on a hat ...
And now, on a rock, above the road, a mountain goat appeared. And the horseman at full gallop pulled out his gun and fired at the animal, but not a single muscle trembled on the goat's muzzle. Then he stopped his horse and, taking aim, fired again, but the goat did not even move. Then the horseman got down to the ground, and kneeling down, fired again, but the goat only jumped aside. And when the horseman wanted to lie down for a shot, the goat had already disappeared. Both the young horseman and his young wife died of hunger.
So let's drink to ensure that such goats do not come across on our life path!

In the ancient Indian treatise "Peach Branches" it is said: the needs of the soul give rise to friendship, the needs of the mind - respect, the needs of the body - desire. All three needs create true love.
Let's drink to the fact that we always have these needs, and we would love and be loved.

In ancient times, in the beautiful country of India, there lived a padishah who had three wives. The padishah also had an astrologer who predicted his fate. And then one day the padishah calls the astrologer to him and says:
- You lived with me for a long time, but you never predicted anything bad for me. And so I wanted to reward you. Choose any of my wives.
And now the astrologer comes up to his first wife and asks:
- Tell me, woman, how much is twice two?
“Three,” she says.
What an economical wife, thought the astrologer.
The second answered him: -Four.
What a smart wife, thought the astrologer.
The third answered him: - Five.
And this is a generous wife, thought the astrologer.
Which wife do you think he chose? He chose the most beautiful!
So let's drink, friends, to our beautiful ladies sitting at this table.

In ancient times, an old frigate was wrecked in the ocean. Only one person was able to escape - he grabbed a floating long plank and remained on the surface of the water. Half an hour later the second victim emerged from nowhere and grabbed the other end of the plank. The first one started crying.
The second asked:
- Why are you crying?
The first one said:
-Wah! There is nothing to treat such a guest!
So let's drink to dear hosts who will always find something to treat even uninvited guests.

There is one old Caucasian toast. The toastmaster gets up, raises a glass of "Kindzmarauli" ... and suddenly feels that he has begun to fuss in his stomach. He decided to make a toast, fire a pistol and at the same time free himself from anxiety. And so he did. But horror! The gun misfired, but this case didn't misfire. A shame! He went to the mountains. After 10 years, he returns and asks the boy: "What happened during this time?" - "Since the toastmaster farted, nothing interesting has happened," he replied.
So let's drink so that thoughts do not diverge from deeds.

Ancient Eastern wisdom says: "Whoever trusts inappropriately, he will soon become inappropriately distrustful."
So let's drink to the fact that trust in our company always goes hand in hand with relevance!

Oriental parables and toasts

Caucasian toasts

A certain king was crooked. With him was a skilled painter.
For some reason, the monarch disliked him and was looking for a reason to find fault.
“Paint my portrait, but such that it looks exactly like me,” he once ordered the artist.
- So my end has come, - the artist thought contritely. - If I draw him crooked, he will execute me. If I portray him as sighted, he will say:
"It doesn't look like it!" - and he will also cut off his head.
An acute situation breeds resourcefulness. The painter painted a deer, and next to the king with a gun in his hands, one eye, blind, covered, as if the king was aiming. In this form, he presented the portrait to the ruler.
He could not find fault with the painter, and his life was saved.
This toast is for the talented and resourceful.

Caucasian toasts

He was a quiet and reserved young man. After standing for half an hour near the house where his beloved lived, he saw the door suddenly open and a woman appeared before him, casting a stern look on him. - Who are you waiting for here? she asked. - In ... your daughter, - he answered frightened. "In that case, you'd better get the hell out of here," she said. - You are not suitable for our daughter. When her father was courting me, and I suddenly did not go on a date, he climbed over the garden fence, strangled the dog, put out the window, locked my father in the room, put a ring on my finger and said that we would get married right away. This is the kind of groom we would like for our daughter. So let's raise our glasses to the brave and dexterous horsemen!

Wedding Georgian toasts

The Georgian ended up in Siberia in the winter. All frozen, he stands at the bus stop and curses:
- Your mother, damn Sibyr! I put on two fur coats, and the flock, as if in shorts !!! ..
You gave me such a warm welcome that it’s time for me to scold your regions: “Your mother, damn Si-byr! I’m sitting in a T-shirt and shorts, but it’s as if I put on two fur coats! ..” Thank you for your warmth and hospitality!

One king had horses as his only joy. And the old groom bought them for him. Once a groom brought a man and said:
- I'll die soon. This is my replacement.
The king agreed, but said:
- Just let's test it first, let him choose the most beautiful horse in the herd.
The man chose a horse, brought him to the king, and he gasped:
- What kind of bay is this? He is brown!
But the old man stood up for his successor.
- Do not be angry, sir, he really does not understand the horse suit yet, but he chose a horse indeed of gold - there is no price for him. So take this person to your service. He sees the point.
Let's drink to judging a person not by his appearance, but by his inner qualities!

Once, an old man lived in a distant mountain village, and he beat his beautiful daughter. And so he decided to marry her. He called the jigits and said to them this speech: - The one of you who climbs this high mountain so that not a single pebble falls from under his feet will catch a mountain sheep there, bring him to my feet and slaughter him so that no one drop of blood will not fall on my snow-white robe, and so, one of you will become the husband of my beautiful daughter. And whoever does not do this, I will kill him. And then the first dzhigit came out. He was brave, dexterous, smart, but one small grain of sand fell from under his feet - and his old father killed him. Then the second horseman came out, and he was also brave, dexterous, smart, handsome. He brought the mountain sheep to the feet of the old father and began to cut him, the sheep, in the sense, the throat with his sharp dagger. But one small drop of blood fell on the snow-white robe of the old father - and the second horseman fell, stabbed, next to the first. And then the third horseman came out, and he was the most proud, brave, dexterous and handsome. He brought the ram to the feet of the old father, surgically cut the throat of the ram without a single drop of blood, and joyfully looked at the old father. But his old father killed him too. The beauty's daughter screamed in horror: - Listen, atets! After all, the third horseman did everything as you ordered! Why did you slaughter him? And the old father said to her: - For the company! So let's drink to good and warm company!

Georgian birthday toast

Caucasian toasts

Try to disagree with the old oriental proverb: "Fire tastes gold, gold tastes a woman, and a woman is tried a man"
So let's drink for us - with honor overcoming all trials and trials!

Georgian and Caucasian toasts

An old Eastern wisdom says: "It is more pleasant for one father to feed ten children than to feed one father for ten children."
So let's raise our glasses so that our children will never have to feed us!

Georgian toasts

In ancient times, an old frigate was wrecked in the ocean. Only one person was able to escape - he grabbed a floating long plank and remained on the surface of the water. Half an hour later the second victim emerged from nowhere and grabbed the other end of the plank. The first one started crying.
The second asked:
- Why are you crying?
The first one said:
-Wah! There is nothing to treat such a guest!
So let's drink to dear hosts who will always find something to treat even uninvited guests.

Caucasian toasts

Wedding Georgian toasts

There was a rumor that in one gorge one hunter shot a huge tiger, and so all the hunters ran to this happy gorge. Meanwhile, the first hunter in another place killed a big bear. A gang of hunters rushed there, and a master hunter in the third gorge tracked down a seasoned leopard ...
Who is the real hunter? The one who is looking for prey himself, or those who run after him?

So let's drink to always go your own way and be a real hunter!

Georgian birthday toast

A neighbor came to Abdul with a request.
- Abdullah, lend me a donkey to go to the city.
- I can’t, - he answers, - my brother just left on it on his own business.
- It's a pity, - said the neighbor and went out.
As soon as he moved away from the house, he heard a donkey neighing from the estate of Abdul.
- Why are you deceiving me, Abdullah? - says the returned neighbor.
- It turns out that your donkey is at home!
- Who do you trust more: me or a donkey? - he answers.
Let's drink to the difficulties of life! Anything can happen in life - as we see, a donkey can become an arbitrator in a dispute!

There is one old Georgian toast. The toastmaster gets up, raises a glass of "Kindzmarauli" ... and suddenly feels that he has begun to fuss in his stomach. He decided to make a toast, fire a pistol and at the same time free himself from anxiety. And so he did. But, oh horror! The gun misfired, but this case didn't misfire. A shame! He went to the mountains. After 10 years, he returns and asks the boy: "What happened during this time?" - "Since the toastmaster farted, nothing interesting has happened," he replied. So let's drink so that thoughts do not diverge from deeds!

In one old Georgian song, it is sung: "The year before last, I lived in Pyatigorsk and I washed ten times in sulfuric waters. Gulim-jan, Gulim-jan, I know my business, we drink Kakhetian wine and walk boldly." Let's drink to the indicated direction and to our happy vacation in Pyatigorsk!

It was once said by a Georgian sage: beware of the goat in front, the horse behind, and the woman on top. For if you gape, she will sit on your neck. Men, if you have osteochondrosis of the neck, do not start it, treat it ... and most importantly, take care of your eyesight. Your vigilance is guarding the boundaries of personal sovereignty!

What do you want to be, Gogi, when you grow up? - the visitor has asked the kid. - I want to become a businessman, like dad, - Gogi replied. - Yesterday he took me to the office, and I really liked how he works and spends time there. - And how will you work? - In the morning I'll go to the office, sit down at the table, light a long cigarette, start saying that I have an awful lot of things to do and that after dinner I will have to start. Then after dinner I will go with a businessman friend to a restaurant and eat and drink, then I will return to the office and I will scold everyone for not doing anything. Then I'll go home and, terribly tired, lie down on the sofa and watch TV. So let's drink to the children - our future!

There is a mountain of Love in Georgia. Many ancient legends are associated with it. Once a young shepherd and a princess fell in love and ran away from home. The old prince sent a chase after them. The lovers climbed the Mount of Love. The prince's servants overtook them. And then the shepherd said: - Let me jump first! - No, - said the princess, - then I will die of torment. And the princess was the first to rush down. The shepherd looked at her lifeless body and descended from the mountain of Love. So let's drink to those men who get out of the elevator first!

Vano is walking in the mountains. Suddenly, Vano hears a terrible scream. Vano sees the entrance to a dark cave. Vano enters the cave. He walks, he walks... Suddenly he sees: the Phoenix bird sits with its bare bottom on a hot frying pan and yells. Vano asks: - Listen, Phoenix bird, why are you sitting with your bare ass on a hot frying pan and yelling? - Wow, Wano! If I hadn't been sitting with my bare bottom on a hot frying pan and yelling, then who would have paid attention to me? So let's drink to our women, who don't have to sit bare-assed in a hot frying pan and yell just to get attention!

Once an old man lived in a distant Georgian mountain village, and his beautiful daughter was beaten. And so he decided to marry her. He called the jigits and said to them this speech: - The one of you who climbs this high mountain so that not a single pebble falls from under his feet will catch a mountain sheep there, bring him to my feet and slaughter him so that no one drop of blood will not fall on my snow-white robe, and so, one of you will become the husband of my beautiful daughter. And whoever does not do this, I will kill him. And then the first dzhigit came out. He was brave, dexterous, smart, but one small grain of sand fell from under his feet - and his old father killed him. Then the second horseman came out, and he was also brave, dexterous, smart, handsome. He brought the mountain sheep to the feet of the old father and began to cut him, the sheep, in the sense, the throat with his sharp dagger. But one small drop of blood fell on the snow-white robe of the old father - and the second horseman fell, stabbed, next to the first. And then the third horseman came out, and he was the most proud, brave, dexterous and handsome. He brought the ram to the feet of the old father, surgically cut the throat of the ram without a single drop of blood, and joyfully looked at the old father. But his old father killed him too. The beauty's daughter screamed in horror: - Listen, atets! After all, the third horseman did everything as you ordered! Why did you slaughter him? And the old father said to her: - For the company! So let's drink to good and warm company!

Somewhere high-high in the mountains of Georgia, where the air is clear as a baby's tear, and the bistra wrecks are like a misl, Gil-Bil, a young horseman, a katori grazed sheep (he beat a shepherd). And then one day, when he was tending his sheep, the ringing silence of the mountains was cut through by the trill of a mobile phone. All the rams stopped living grass and turned their heads to the young shepherd. The shepherd took out a telephone and turned to the sheep and said: Spakoina, this minya! So let's drink for the fact that no sheep would interfere with us to communicate today!

Two disputants came to the wise Georgian with a request to judge them. He first listened attentively to the plaintiff and, when he finished speaking, told him: "Yes, you're right!"
Then the defendant began to make excuses. The wise man listened to him very attentively. And then he said: "You're absolutely right!"
Here the sage's wife intervened. "How can it be that both disputants are right?" she asked her husband quietly. The sage thoughtfully kept silent, thought and said to her: "You know what, you are right too!"
This toast is for those who are always right!

The Georgian was asked:
- Why is it so easy for friends to become enemies, but it is very difficult to turn enemies into friends?
- But in the same way, it is easier to destroy a house than to build it, - answered the Georgian, - and it is easier to break a vessel than to make it, and it is easier to spend money than to earn it.
I propose a toast to the fact that we build, not destroy.

There was a goat on the mountain. An eagle flew across the sky, saw a goat, grabbed it and flew on. A hunter stood on the ground, saw an eagle and fired. The eagle fell like a stone on the grass, and the goat flew on!
So let's drink to the fact that we don't kill eagles, and goats don't fly.

Suliko and Shota lived and fell in love with each other. They fell in love and got married. Just got married, Shota has to go on a business trip.
“Don't worry,” he says to his young wife, “I'll be back in three days.
Three days have passed, three times three days have passed, and Shota does not return. Ten times three days passed, and still no Shot.
The young wife became agitated and sent telegrams to ten faithful friends in ten cities. And telegrams came from ten cities from ten true friends:
- Don't worry, Shota is with us.
So let's drink to true friends who do not fail in trouble.