Parable congratulations to dad. Congratulations in your own words. Anniversary traditional Caucasian toast "For a true woman!"

There is one old Caucasian toast. The toastmaster gets up, raises a glass of "Kindzmarauli" ... and suddenly feels that he has begun to fuss in his stomach. He decided to make a toast, fire a pistol and at the same time free himself from anxiety. And so he did. But horror! The gun misfired, but this case didn't misfire. A shame! He went to the mountains. After 10 years, he returns and asks the boy: "What happened during this time?" - "Since the toastmaster farted, nothing interesting has happened," he replied.
So let's drink so that thoughts do not diverge from deeds.

Oriental parables and toasts

A merchant and a scientist sailed on a ship. The merchant was rich and carried a lot of goods with him. Suddenly a storm arose and the ship was wrecked. Only the merchant and the scientist were saved. The merchant sees that the scientist is sitting, mournful, and says to him:
- Why are you sad? It was I who lost all my wealth, and all yours is with you.
- So let's drink to the wealth that cannot be lost.

Oriental parables and toasts

Try to disagree with the old oriental proverb: "Fire tastes gold, gold tastes a woman, and a woman is tried a man"
So let's drink for us - with honor overcoming all trials and trials!

-Oriental toasts

It was in a tropical country. The daughter complained to her mother that her husband was cheating on her. And the mother said: "This is fixable. Bring me two hairs of tiger whiskers." - "What are you, mother," the daughter was frightened. - "And you try, you are a woman, you should be able to do everything."
Daughter thought. Then she slaughtered a ram and with a piece of meat went into the forest. Sat in an ambush - waiting. A tiger appeared and furious rushed to her. She threw the meat and ran away. The next day she came again with a piece of meat, and when the tiger rushed at her, she threw the meat, but did not run away, but began to watch him eat. On the third day, the tiger was waiting for her, and when she appeared again with meat, he joyfully beat his tail. And the woman began to feed him directly from her hand. On the fourth day, the tiger happily ran up to her, and having eaten a piece of meat, laid his head on her knees to the girl and dozed off. And at that moment she pulled out two hairs and brought them home to her mother. “Well,” said the mother, “you have tamed a predatory beast, such as a tiger. Now go and tame your husband either by cunning or by kindness. Remember, there is a tiger in every man: ..
So let's drink to the women who tame the tigers in us.

-Georgian birthday toast

One Eastern sage who lived in antiquity said: "In love they know each other because they love each other. In friendship they love each other because they know."
So let's drink to those who know each other so well - to us!

Two disputants came to the sage with a request to judge between them. He first listened attentively to the plaintiff and, when he finished speaking, told him: "Yes, you're right!"
Then the defendant began to make excuses. The wise man listened to him very attentively. And then he said: "You're absolutely right!"
Here the sage's wife intervened. "How can it be that both disputants are right?" she asked her husband quietly. The sage thoughtfully kept silent, thought and said to her: "You know what, you are right too!"
This toast is for those who are always right!

-Georgian birthday toast

One day, Molla and her son had to go to a neighboring village. He put his son on a donkey, and he went on foot. After some time, they met people and one of them said:
- Look, an old man is walking, and a young man is driving.
Molla lifted his son off the saddle and rode himself. Soon they met a whole crowd of people, one of them, looking at Molla and
his son said:
- Look at them! A large man sits on a donkey, and a small one trudges on foot.
Molla got down from the donkey, let him go ahead, and he went on foot with his son.
They went on a ride a little and met people again. One of them said:
- Look at them, look at them! The donkey goes empty, and they beat their feet on stones and sand.
Molla mounted a donkey and took his son with him. They drove a little more, and once again they met several people, and they began to laugh:
- Look at them! Together they climbed onto the donkey, the poor fellow cannot even breathe.
Molla slowly got off the donkey, removed his son from him, put the donkey on his back and said:
“It seems to be the only way I can get rid of the cursed language of these people.
So let's drink to the fact that we never pay attention to people's rumors, but confidently go our own way!

- Oriental toasts

There was a rumor that in one gorge a hunter shot a huge tiger, and so all the hunters ran to this happy gorge. Meanwhile, the first hunter in another place killed a big bear. A gang of hunters rushed there, and a master hunter in the third gorge tracked down a seasoned leopard ...
Who is the real hunter? The one who is looking for prey himself, or those who run after him?

So let's drink to always go your own way and be a real hunter!

-Georgian birthday toast

High in the mountains of Kakheti lived an eagle with eagles and small eagles. One day, returning from a hunt, the eagle decides to test his eagle, check how brave she is, how she protects the nest, the eagles from strangers ... He put on a tiger skin and began to slowly approach the nest ... The eagle, seeing a tiger sneaking up to the nest boldly rushed at him. Wah, how she pecked him, beat her wings, and tore with her claws !!! And without even giving her time to come to her senses, she threw her to the very bottom of the deepest gorge.
So let's drink to the fact that in whatever form the husband comes home, the wife would always recognize him!

-Caucasian toasts

One Georgian tells a friend:
- Understand! I went to the doctor, and he says to me: "You can't drink! You can't smoke! You can't be with women!"
- Poor fellow! sympathizes friend.
- Yes, what a poor fellow I am? I gave him money... and he allowed me everything!
Let's drink to rich people!

One king was given a horse. He turned to his advisers:
- Where will this wonderful horse be useful to me?
- At war with the enemies of our state, - someone said.
“No,” the monarch shook his head.
- For horse races, - another adviser tried to guess.
"No," said the king shortly.
- But why then? the courtiers asked in bewilderment.
- This horse is useful to those who have a bad neighbor, to ride away from him as soon as possible and away.
People say: do not buy a house, but buy a neighbor.
Let's drink to our good neighbors!

Oriental parables and toasts

A woman came to Nasreddin and began to ask him to help cure her husband of his addiction to drinking.
- I'm not a doctor, - said Nasreddin. But I can give advice. Does your husband have any big dream? Of course, not fabulous, but one that can be performed?
“Yes,” the woman said, thinking.
- Very good! Nasreddin rejoiced. - Promise him: if you stop drinking, then you will fulfill this dream.
- Well, I'll try, - the woman said and, having bowed, left.
And when she came home, she explained to her husband:
- Here's what I'll tell you, dear: stop drinking - every day I'll put you half a liter.
So let's drink to the fact that our wives can always fulfill their wishes, turning a dream into reality!

-Georgian birthday toast

The Georgian ended up in Siberia in the winter. All frozen, he stands at the bus stop and curses:
- Your mother, damn Sibyr! I put on two fur coats, and the flock, as if in shorts !!! ..
You gave me such a warm welcome that it’s time for me to scold your regions: “Your mother, damn Si-byr! I’m sitting in a T-shirt and shorts, but it’s as if I put on two fur coats! ..” Thank you for your warmth and hospitality!

Oriental parables and toasts

A wise man had a daughter. Two men came to her to woo her: a rich man and a poor man. The wise man said to the rich:
"I will not give my daughter for you," - and gave her away as a poor man. When asked why he did this, he replied:
"The rich man is stupid, and I am sure that he will become poor. The poor man is smart, and I foresee that he will achieve happiness and prosperity."
If that wise man were with us today, he would raise a cup of wine so that when choosing a groom, brains are valued, and not a wallet.

Oriental parables and toasts

A man went to the city for help. The official turned and turned his documents and said: - I would give you a certificate, but you do not have enough signatures and seals here. First go to Vinashvili, get a signature from Butylidze, then go to Otkuporyan, Nalivaiko, talk to Sutrapyan, put a stamp on Pokhmelidze. But don't forget about Shashlykidze. And hurry - we have foreign guests tomorrow: de Pew, de Blue, Tokanawa, Toyama. Call the phones: two for a hundred, three for two hundred, an extension for one hundred and fifty.
So let's drink, friends, so that all bribe-takers and bureaucrats perish!

-Georgian and Caucasian toasts

Once a young horseman was riding through the mountains of beautiful Georgia with his beautiful wife. He struck strong as a bull, fast as a mountain river, his eyes were like those of an eagle, his dagger was sharp, like an attack of appendicitis, his mind was tortuous, like a scrawl on a hat ...
And now, on a rock, above the road, a mountain goat appeared. And the horseman at full gallop pulled out his gun and fired at the animal, but not a single muscle trembled on the goat's muzzle. Then he stopped his horse and, taking aim, fired again, but the goat did not even move. Then the horseman got down to the ground, and kneeling down, fired again, but the goat only jumped aside. And when the horseman wanted to lie down for a shot, the goat had already disappeared. Both the young horseman and his young wife died of hunger.
So let's drink to ensure that such goats do not come across on our life path!

-Georgian birthday toast

What's the difference between truth and lies? - asked the sage.
- Yes, such as between the ears and eyes, - he answered.
What we see with our eyes is true, but what we hear with our ears is not always true.
Let's drink to hear and see.

-Georgian birthday toast

A neighbor came to Abdul with a request.
- Abdullah, lend me a donkey to go to the city.
- I can’t, - he answers, - my brother just left on it on his own business.
- It's a pity, - said the neighbor and went out.
As soon as he moved away from the house, he heard a donkey neighing from the estate of Abdul.
- Why are you deceiving me, Abdullah? - says the returned neighbor.
- It turns out that your donkey is at home!
- Who do you trust more: me or a donkey? - he answers.
Let's drink to the difficulties of life! Anything can happen in life - as we see, a donkey can become an arbitrator in a dispute!

Oriental parables and toasts

Let's drink to N! And not because N has two cars and one company car. We don't walk either. And not because N has two apartments and two dachas on the Black Sea coast. We don't live in huts either. And not because N has a wife and three mistresses. We also do not live with donkeys, but for the fact that N is an honest person, because even from bribes he pays party dues.

A parable is a story with a moral lesson at the end. Congratulations and simply toasts in the form of a parable are very much appreciated during a feast by the originality of the presentation. A successful parable can be congratulated on your birthday, offer a drink or cheer up guests.

A pack of wolves lived in the jungle. The leader of the pack was very old. And when the flock had to go hunting, the leader said that he was not able to lead the flock. Then a young, strong wolf approached the leader and asked him to allow him to lead the pack. The old wolf agreed, and the pack went in search of food. A day later, the flock came from hunting with prey. The young wolf told the leader that they attacked seven hunters and easily pulled them up. It was time for the pack to go hunting again, and the young wolf led it. The flock was gone for a long time. And then the old wolf saw the young one, covered in blood. He told the leader that the pack attacked three people, and only he was left alive. The old wolf asked in surprise:
- But after all, on the first hunt, the pack killed seven armed hunters, and they all returned safe and with prey?
To this the young wolf replied:
- Then there were just seven hunters, and this time there were three best friends.
So let's drink to friendship!

Uzyk-mar-Nar once said:
“You bore me, wife!
From now on, I want to be free
Go away, you are no longer needed!
Shatanna answered him:
I have always listened to you
I will leave home early in the morning.
But we lived for so many years loving
And we are not worth it, my wise friend,
Do not invite to a farewell feast
Our neighbors so that in the morning
None of them could say
“He let his wife go without a feast,
Violating our mountain adat.
- I agree, pour the night of guilt,
I am happy with the farewell feast.
All night the wine flowed like a river
And kebabs on the coals ripened:
Old Nar said goodbye to his wife.
Both he and the guests were drunk.
Woke up in the morning Uzyk-Nar
From shaking and from pain in the body.
Opening his eyes, he recognized his wife,
She carried him in a cart.
"Wait, where are you taking me?"
Are you out of your mind, oh God?
- After all, you said: “Take it with you,
What is dearer to you!”
I raise my glass
For the women of those who are in bad times
A man is valued like a diamond
And gold is the most expensive!

One evening a young woman came to the telegraph office and in a trembling voice asked for a form. She wrote a telegram on one form, tore it up, then on the second - and tore it again. Then she wrote a third telegram and submitted it to the window, asking her to send it quickly. When the telegram was sent and the sender went home, the telegraph operator inquired about the first two. Here is what was written in the first:
"Everything is over. I don't want to see you again."
The second one had this text:
"Don't try to write and see me anymore."
And in the third woman wrote:
“Come immediately by the next train. Waiting for an answer".
So let's drink to the constancy of the female character!

There is an old, old legend, it tells about the history of winemaking.
The son of Zeus Bacchus was handsome, strong and brave. One day he went on a long journey. He walked easily. The high sun shone so brightly that the road dust seemed to be a scattering of gold. Feeling tired, the young man sat down on a stone. And suddenly, at his feet, he noticed a small twig, barely breaking out of the ground. There was something touching about the thin, defenseless stem. Bacchus decided to take him with him. He carefully dug it up by the roots and, holding it in his hand, set off. After walking a few steps, he noticed that the plant began to dry out from the heat. How to save him? He picked up a bird bone from the road and put a twig in it. But right before our eyes, the twig grew, and the bird's bone soon became small for her. The young god found a lion bone that contained the plant along with the bird bone. But the branch continued to grow, and the path was still long. And then, on the side of the road, he saw a large donkey bone ...
When he reached the place, the twig intertwined the bones of both the bird, and the lion, and the donkey so intricately that there was no way to separate them. The young man decided that these were tricks of evil forces. I buried the plant in the ground along with the bones. And soon a bush of unprecedented height grew here. In autumn, huge clusters of juicy sweet berries hung on it. It was grapes. Bacchus harvested, pressed the juice and made a magical drink from it, which was later called wine. He did not reveal the secret of cooking to anyone, but generously treated everyone who came to him.
And then something strange happened: when people drank one glass each, they cheered and sang like birds, after another glass - they became strong like lions, drank even more - and the heads of the guests sank low, like the heads of donkeys.
Therefore, listen to me, horsemen: you need to drink wine exactly as much as is required in order to have fun and sing like birds or work with the strength of a lion. And never drink again, lest the heads bow like the heads of donkeys!

Three travelers were walking along a rocky mountain road. Day go, two. The water has long run out, the thirst has tormented, and there is not a single source nearby. But suddenly the travelers saw an orange tree on their way, miraculously growing among impregnable bare rocks. Losing strength, exhausted travelers reached the tree, which turned out to be three fruits.
The first traveler, not wanting to waste the last of his strength on peeling the juicy fruit, tried to squeeze the juice out of an orange, but the thick peel let in very little saving moisture, which was not enough to save him from thirst. The second, seeing the fate of the first, tried to eat the whole orange without peeling it. However, the bitter and tough peel stuck in a parched throat. The third took into account the mistakes of the first two. Having spent the last of his strength to remove the peel, he peeled the fruit, and the life-giving pulp saved his life.
So let's drink to the fact that we always take off the bitter peel of quarrels, insults and adversity and revel in the juicy fruits of love!

Once a Georgian married a Ukrainian. When they celebrated the wedding, and the young people were left alone, the Georgian sat on a bench and said in a moralizing manner with an accent:
“Now you are my wife, and I will tell you this. If I come home, and my hat is right here, - he pushed his hat on his forehead, then you feed me, give me drink, caress me, but don’t bother me with anything! .. And if I come home and I have a hat here, - he pushed his hat on the back of his head, - then you feed me, give me drink, caress me, and then you can ask for whatever you want! ..
“Now listen here!” interrupted his young wife. “If you come home, and my hands are right here,” she rested her hands on her steep sides, “then I didn’t care where your hat was! ..
So let's drink to female persuasiveness!

A certain king was crooked. With him was a skilled painter.
For some reason, the monarch disliked him and was looking for a reason to find fault.
“Paint my portrait, but such that it looks exactly like me,” he once ordered the artist.
“So my end has come,” the artist thought contritely. “If I draw him crooked, he will execute me. If I portray him as sighted, he will say:
“It doesn’t look like it!”, - and he will also cut off his head.
An acute situation breeds resourcefulness. The painter painted a deer, and next to the king with a gun in his hands, one eye, blind, covered, as if the king was aiming. In this form, he presented the portrait to the ruler.
He could not find fault with the painter, and his life was saved.
This toast is for the talented and resourceful.

There lived an old man on the shore of the blue sea and he was already a hundred years old. One day someone knocked on his door.
- Who's there? the old man asked.
- It's me, your Wealth, open it for me, - they answered from behind the door.
I was already rich, but the money left me a long time ago. No, I won’t open the door for you, don’t even ask,” said the old man.
And wealth is gone. Some time passed, and again there was a knock on the door. The old man again asked who was bothering him.
“It is I, your Love, open to me,” they answered him.
- I already had love, I was married. But my wife died a long time ago - why do I need love? No, I won't let you in.
And Love left unsalted slurping. And for the third time there was a knock at the door. And again the old man went to the door to find out who needed him. Happiness stood outside the door and asked to enter the house.
“Well,” said the old man, “and I had happiness. But that too has passed. Go away, I don't need happiness.
Happiness has gone away. Before the old man had moved away from the door, there was another knock.
Who is bothering me again?
It's us, your friends!
The old man replied:
- Friends are always welcome! Come in!
He opened the door, and together with his friends, Love, Wealth, and Happiness entered his house. I propose to raise our glasses so that the doors of this house are always open for friends, and with them everything else will come to the owner!

A man with a dog was walking along a long, deserted, tiring road. He walked and walked, he was terribly tired, the dog was tired too. Suddenly in front of him - an oasis! Beautiful gates, behind the fence - music, flowers, the murmur of a stream ...
- What it is? the traveler asked the porter.
“This is paradise, you have already died, and now you can enter and rest for real.
- Is there water there?
- As many as you like: clean fountains, cool pools ...
- Will they give you food?
- Whatever you want.
But I have a dog with me.
I'm sorry, but dogs are not allowed. She must be left here.
And the traveler went past ... After a while, the road led him to the farm. The porter also sat at the gate.
“I am thirsty,” the traveler asked.
- Come in, there is a well in the yard.
- And my dog?
- Near the well you will see a drinking bowl.
- What about food?
“I can take you to dinner.”
- And the dog?
- There is a bone.
– What is this place?
- It is a paradise.
- How so? The porter at the palace nearby told me that heaven was there.
- He's lying. There is hell.
- How do you, in paradise, endure this?
- It is very useful for us. Only those who do not abandon their friends reach paradise...
I raise my glass to real and true friends!

Let men forgive me, for it will be about women.
In an old legend
Since then, we have learned
That loyalty to a loved one is in many ways
Depends on hair color.
The youths went arguing
Along the seashore.
And there's no end in sight
But suddenly met by the sea
They are a wise man.
You are old, you are wise
We've been arguing all morning.
- What is your dispute?
I don't understand at all.
- Do not believe brown-haired women,
Don't trust brunettes
Can't you trust anyone?
- I personally am afraid of both whites and redheads,
But I know, I swear by my beard
That a woman can only believe then
When she turns gray
Men, I look, smile again,
Laughing at women.
And your brother, probably, at the word
And you can't trust a bald man.
Friends, let's drink for us - curly, gray-haired, black, bald, but devoted!

One Georgian prince had an only son. The prince wanted to bring him up in the best possible way. Began to consult with smart people. He consulted and decided that only virtue is revered. And continence leads to virtue, which protects a person from vice. And the prince decided that his young son would become a virtuous person. The prince gathered his servants and said:
“I announce to you all: if any woman dares to appear near my house or in the garden, or even near my garden, she should be severely punished. We are talking about beautiful women who give birth to vicious thoughts in men. So, remember my order.
Virtue and wisdom reigned in the garden and in the house of the prince. But a year has passed. One day, walking in the garden at night, the prince heard a passionate whisper in the thickets of flowers. The prince announced the alarm, the soldiers surrounded the garden and soon brought his son to the prince, accompanied by a woman wrapped in a veil. The prince shouted when he saw the woman:
"Tear the cover off her!" Let everyone see the weapon of vice!
A woman appeared before everyone, a curve in one eye. It was a dishwasher, left in the palace only for her disgrace.
“Tell me, my son, where were your eyes?”
The prince's son stepped forward with a bow and answered:
“Father, this woman is not as bad as you think! True, she has one eye. But doesn't the sun alone shine in the sky, Father? And we find it wonderful. And we think that this is enough. It gives us enough light.
The prince, clutching his head, shouted:
"That's enough, I'm canceling my order!"
So let's raise our glasses to the love that always arises where there is at least one woman and at least one man!

When one respected aksakal was celebrating his eightieth birthday and the fiftieth anniversary of his life together with his wife, he was asked:
- How did you manage to maintain family life and at the same time such good health?
- There is no secret in this, just when my wife and I got married, we concluded an agreement with her: as soon as we quarrel, I put on a cloak and go to the mountains. So it was the daily walks in the mountains that brought such benefits to both my health and my family life.
So let's drink to the wives with whom we become long-livers!

A man and a bear fraternized. The man called Toptygin to visit and gave a feast in his honor. And saying goodbye, he kissed the clubfoot and asked his wife to do the same. But the wife spat and said angrily:
I can't stand stinky guests!
Soon the man visited the bear. Deciding to chop wood on the way back, he took an ax with him. Mishka affectionately greeted the guest, and then began to insistently ask him:
“Hit me on the head with an axe!”
The man refused for a long time: is it possible?! But the owner of the den insisted on his own. What to do? The guest grabbed the clubfoot with a butt on the head and badly injured him. A month later, the friends met again. The bear's head had time to heal, and he said to the man: - You see, brother: the wound from the ax has healed, but the heart, wounded by the tongue of your wife, has not healed. The tongue can not only hurt, but also kill.
Let's be careful with this dangerous weapon!

Respectable people gathered at the table. And the question arose among women: “What is love?”
One woman says:
“Love is probably a disease.
The doctor gets up
No, it's not a disease. Most likely, this is work, because a very large amount of energy is released.
The architect rises
- Well, what kind of work is this? Because everything is so perfect. Rather, it is art.
The art historian stands up:
- No. Art needs an audience. And it happens one on one. Rather, it is a process.
The lawyer rises
- What kind of process is it when two parties are satisfied. Rather, it is science.
The old professor gets up:
- What kind of science is this, when every young student can, but I, an old professor, cannot!
So let's drink to the eternal students! In love!

The parents had only one son. He lived happily and grew up happily. He had friends, as he called them. And then one day he met a beautiful girl and decided to marry her. In the pre-wedding chores, the father approached his son and suggested:
- Come on, son, I'll call your friends.
And the son agreed.
And then came the solemn day - the day of the wedding. All the neighbors and relatives gathered, colleagues came, just acquaintances and unfamiliar people. But there were no friends - not a single friend showed up at the wedding. And when the son turned to his father with a question, he answered:
- Son, I wanted to check your friends, and instead of an invitation to the wedding, I sent them a request for help. As you can see, no one came.
So let's drink to real friends! For us and our friendship!

Vacationers on the beach caught a bottle in the water. They opened it, and a note fell out: “I live on a desert island. There are no gangsters, no loans, no debtors, no creditors, no cops, no tax inspectors, no businessmen, no bankers, no graters, no showdowns… So that you all burst with envy!” And the signature: "New Georgian".
Let's drink to the fact that you, my friends, are also lucky in life!

A wife wakes up her husband in the morning after a feast in honor of pay.
- Vakhtang, get up, it's already late!
“Woman, have you cleaned my jacket?”
- Cleaned it out, Vakhtang, get up!
“Woman, have you cleaned my shoes?”
- And what, Vakhtang, are there pockets there too?
So let's raise our glasses to our gentle and caring wives!

Somehow one zhigit decided to marry and came to his father. At that time, my father was sitting in thought under the canopy of an old tree and was drawing something with a twig in the sand. The jigit approached him and said:
Father, I need your advice. I met an amazingly beautiful girl and I want her to become my wife.
Father, not looking up from his thoughts, drew a zero in the sand.
"Father, I'm sure she'll be an excellent hostess."
Father, still not looking up from his thoughts, drew another zero. The dzhigit continued to enumerate the girl's virtues, but the old father all this time drew nothing but zeros. The guy finally despaired and exclaimed:
Father, we love each other!
After that, the father respectfully looked at his son and drew a unit in front of all the zeros.
So let's drink to love, which is able to increase all the virtues a thousand times!

The eastern lord once visited a prison where twenty prisoners were serving their sentences.
What are you sitting for? the lord asked.
Nineteen out of twenty immediately swore that they were sitting innocent, solely due to a miscarriage of justice. And only the twentieth admitted that he was in prison for theft.
- Immediately release him to freedom, - ordered the lord, - he can have a bad influence on all the other honest people who are here.
So let's drink to people whose honesty helps them to be free!

Two leopards were circling in the forest and came upon a hut. It had a leopard skin on the floor.
– Do you know what it is? one leopard asked another. He looked at the skin and trembled, whispering in horror:
- Let's run! This is my mother-in-law!
Let's move our glasses in honor of good mothers-in-law, whom we would not be afraid of!

There were two friends. They fell in love with one girl, and she told them:
“I love you both, but you will light a fire on both sides of the river. Whoever the fire will burn longer, for that I will marry.
They did just that: tourniquet, tourniquet, tourniquet ... and one falls asleep. The second sees that his friend fell asleep, swims across the river, throws firewood to him, swims back and ... falls asleep. The first, waking up, sees that the friend’s fire is going out, he swims across the river, looks, but he has no firewood, and throws himself into the fire ...
So let's drink to the fact that each of us has such a friend.

One abbot of the mosque addressed his parishioners after the holiday:
“Unfortunate ones, know that you have fallen below animals. Well, put two buckets in front of the donkey: one with water, the other with wine. What will he drink?
- Of course, water! many listeners responded.
That's right, water. And why?
Because he's an ass! came a friendly response.
My friends, let's not become like unreasonable donkeys, pour wine into glasses and drink, especially in such a pleasant company!

There is a beautiful legend in the Caucasus.
The old khan had only one son and his name was Sandro. He was good to everyone - and handsome, and strong, and dexterous, and smart, but the trouble is: he had no memory. The old khan wanted him to have many grandchildren, so that cheerful children's voices sounded in the house. Only his son could not marry. No matter what girl Sandro meets, after five minutes he can no longer remember who she is or what her name is.
And so Sandro decided to go for the bride to distant lands. The khan gave him an amulet at parting and said:
“My son, when you meet a girl you like, give her this amulet. She will put it on her neck, and you will always be able to remember her by this amulet.
Sandro left and traveled for a long time through high mountains, valleys and villages, but did not meet a single girl who would take his fancy. And then one day, tired, hungry and tormented by thirst, he wandered into a certain village. In the center of the village there was a deep well with clean cold water, and a girl stood by the well and drew water.
“Beauty,” Sandro turned to her, “give me a drink, I’m dying of thirst.”
The girl poured him not water, but delicious wine, and he got drunk.
- Dear girl, give me a piece of bread, I'm dying of hunger.
The girl baked a magnificent cake and fed him. And he realized that he would not meet a better girl on his way, gave her the amulet, and said that if she wishes to become his wife, then let her come to his homeland, he will recognize her by the amulet. And left.
The girl thought and realized that she fell in love with the young traveler. She went to Sandro in the city, but lost the amulet along the way. Therefore, Sandro did not recognize his bride when he saw her.
The girl brought with her her delicious wine and magnificent cake. Sandro tasted them, remembered her, and never forgot them again.
Let's drink to the golden hands of the hostess, who have created such dishes today, from the divine taste of which you can forget everything in the world!

One aksakal told me an old legend. Long ago, a man lived in the mountains. He somehow angered fate - and was severely punished for his sin. This man was constantly thirsty, but he could not quench it. He drank from wells, drank from fast mountain rivers, but thirst haunted him. And even the best wine could not help him. Once he went into an unfamiliar house and asked for a drink. A girl of unearthly beauty brought him a jug of ordinary water. A man fell in love with her at first sight, and forgot about everything in the world, except for this girl. Even about your thirst.
So let's raise a toast to the kind of love that can quench even the strongest thirst!

A wise man had a daughter. Two men came to her to woo her: a rich man and a poor man. The wise man said to the rich:
“I won’t give my daughter to you,” and he gave her to a poor man.
When asked why he did this, he replied:
“The rich man is stupid, and I am sure that he will become poorer. The poor man is smart, and I foresee that he will achieve happiness and well-being.
If that wise man were with us today, he would raise a cup of wine so that when choosing a groom, brains are valued, and not a wallet.

One prince invited a musician to his place and asked him to entertain him. The musician played very well.
- May your hand be blessed! - praised the prince of the musician. - For a wonderful game, I will give you a golden cigarette case.
The musician thanked the prince and the next day came for the promised.
- What cigarette case? Yesterday you delighted me with a good game, and I delighted you with my promise. What's left of your game is the same thing left of my promises.
Let's drink to the fact that the promises of men are not dispelled like the wind!

One merchant had a son. The merchant once gave him a coin and said:
- Take it, son, and try to save money.
The son threw the coin into the water. The father found out about it, but said nothing. The son did nothing, did not work, but only ate and drank in his father's house. Then the father called his son and said:
“Go, son, and make your own money.
The son went and got a job. From morning until late evening he kneaded clay with his bare feet and, having received the money, brought it home.
“Look, father,” said the young man. - I made money
The father replied:
- Well, son, now go and throw them into the water.
The son realized that he had previously been unfair to the kindness of his father and lowered his head.
So let's drink not for a belt and rods, but for the wisdom of our fathers and grandfathers.

Two commanders met in battle. One defeated the other, took him prisoner and put him in a pit. A self-interested person decided to help out the one who was in trouble. He went to the pit and called out to the prisoner:
“Prisoner, would I do well to help you escape?”
The commander thanked him. Lowering the rope into the hole, the man pulled it out. And the first thing he asked was:
“Did I do well to save you?”
The rescued man thanked him again. But after a short time, the “benefactor” again asked if he had done well to rescue the general from trouble. The general was tired of this, and he shouted at the top of his voice:
- Hey, who's here? This man wants to help me run!
The guards came and seized them both. When the commander was asked why he betrayed himself, not wanting to hide, he replied:
- This guy bored me, asking for thanks. By the time we got to a safe place, he would have killed me. I'd rather stay in the hole.
So I raise a toast to my friends who always help me without asking for any thanks!

There is an old Caucasian legend.
High in the sky, under the very clouds, a young eagle flew. A deer was running below, saw her and shouted:
- Eagle Eagle, look how good I am: I run fast, and I am wise with experience, and my eyes are big and bright. Come down from the sky, be my wife.
- No, deer. You are really good, you run fast and low, and you are wise with experience, but you are really stupid, and your eyes are beautiful, but not keen - you don’t see that I don’t suit you. Run on, don't be my husband.
Let's raise our glasses to the beautiful hostess, whose husband flew high, was smart, and had keen eyes, because high in the sky he saw such an eagle and was able to marry her!

Once a traveler was walking along a mountain gorge. Suddenly he saw: an ancient elder planting a fruit tree in the garden. The traveler was surprised and asked:
- Father, tell me, how many years will pass before the tree that has grown from the seed you planted begins to bear fruit?
The old man answered him:
- You're right, of course. The fruits will appear no earlier than after a good twenty years. I, most likely, will not live to see it, but let others eat them, as I now eat what my ancestor planted.
I propose a toast to the old man,
So that his covenant does not go out for centuries,
To generosity just like that
Distinguished each of us.

God made a man out of clay, and he had a small piece of clay left.
“What else do you want to blind, human?” God asked.
The man thought: everything seems to be there - arms, legs, head - and said:
- Blind me happiness.
But God did not know what happiness was. He gave the clay to the man and said:
- Blind your own happiness!
For our success in this matter!

Grandfather sat in heaven and wept bitterly. A boy approached him and asked why he was grieving. The old man answers:
– There is a custom on earth – to drink for the repose of our souls. As long as our children remember us, we are always full and with a full jug of wine. And now I have an empty jug, which means I have been forgotten on earth.
Let's remember those who are no longer with us.

The vinedresser gave the gardener two roosters and says:
- You will breed thoroughbred chickens.
The gardener was delighted, but early: the roosters kept fighting with each other and walking around bloodied. The gardener told the vinedresser about this, and he advised:
- Catch the roosters and pluck them.
- They won't die? the gardener was frightened.
- Do not worry.
The gardener plucked the roosters and let them go. It became cold for the roosters, they clung to each other to keep warm, and reconciled.
Let's drink, friends, so that our friendship always warms us!

There is a court. A young beautiful Georgian woman, recently married, is divorcing her husband, a small and puny man.
Why are you divorcing your husband? the judge asks her.
- Yes, the whole village laughs at me - weak, frail, cannot jump on a horse. Is it a jigit?
The Georgian jumps up and shouts indignantly:
“Wah-wah, you’re telling a lie, woman!” She doesn't feed me! Give me one bowl of soup and the whole village will be jealous!
That's for our mistress, who cares about her dear and about us, we will drink!

Met two Caucasians. After the usual stormy Caucasian greetings, one asks the other:
- Listen, Vakhtang, dear, they told me that you got married? It's true?
- Yes.
“When I last saw you, you were a confirmed bachelor. Why did you get married?
“You know, I couldn’t eat what they serve in canteens.
- Well, and now?
- Oh, now I eat in the dining room with pleasure!
So let's drink to love, which can radically change our view of the world!

One day a young horseman, descending from the mountains, found himself in an unfamiliar city. He wandered the streets in the hope of finding a place to sleep. Already late at night he was lucky to find shelter with a young widow. She placed it in her only room on the next bed. At night, the woman began to complain that she was cold. The jigit lent her his blanket.
After a while, the woman again complained that she was cold. To which the guest said that he had nothing more to offer her. Then the woman said that earlier, when her husband was alive, he warmed her with his body. Then the modest young man was taken aback and said:
- Excuse me, but where can I find the body of your late husband at three in the morning in an unfamiliar city?
So let's drink to the ability of women to give subtle hints!

Once upon a time there was one very rich man and one poor man. Both wanted to be happy. The rich man was served happiness on a large platter, but he soon became bored with it, and he began to cry, because he did not know what else to wish for.
But the poor man had happiness on a high rock, and he climbed, climbed on it, but, not knowing the rules of rock climbing, fell off every time.
So let's drink to not looking for deceitful happiness on a wide platter, but to enter the mountaineering and rock-climbing section, and thereby acquire a reliable life skill.

It was in a tropical country. The daughter complained to her mother that her husband was cheating on her. And the mother said:
- This is fixable. Bring me two or three hairs, but not ordinary ones, but tear them out of the tiger's whiskers!
- What are you, mom! daughter was scared.
- And you try, you are a woman, you should be able to do everything!
Daughter thought. Then she slaughtered a ram and with a piece of meat went into the forest. Sat in an ambush - waiting. A tiger appeared and, furious, rushed to her. She threw the meat and ran away. The next day she came again, and again the tiger rushed towards her. She threw the meat, but did not run away, but watched him eat. On the third day, seeing her with meat, the tiger happily beat his tail, it seems that he was waiting for a woman. And she began to feed him right from the palm of her hand. On the fourth day, the joyful tiger ran up to the woman and, having eaten a piece of lamb, laid his head on her knees. The tiger dozed blissfully. And at that moment the woman pulled out three hairs and brought her mother home.
- Well, - she said, - you tamed such a predatory beast as a tiger. Now go and tame your husband either with caress or cunning - as you can. Remember: there is a tiger in every man.
So, I propose a toast to women in whom there is tenderness, and patience, and courage, and that the tigers dormant in us, men, surrender to their mercy!

Givi returns after a long service in foreign lands to his home, to his beautiful wife. He enters his house, and he is met not only by his wife, but also by three children! They rejoice, laugh, call dad. Givi was surprised and asked his wife:
– Suliko, are these our children? After all, when I left to serve, they were not there!
“Wai, Givi, don’t you remember? When you left for service, I was pregnant - our eldest was born. And then, remember, I came to you - after our date, a daughter was born!
- Okay, but where is the third one from? – asks the astonished Givi.
- What did you do to him? He sits quietly, and let him sit!
So let's drink to our merciful mothers, thanks to whose efforts we all have many cheerful brothers and beautiful sisters!

High in the mountains lived a gray-haired and wise elder. He told an old legend about a young, unlucky Georgian named Givi.
Givi wanted to marry, but not a single girl in the village was given for him, so unlucky. His mother went to the village and betrothed the most beautiful girl for him. Givi married, had children, but they were so naughty that his wife could not cope with them. Mother Givi began to sit with her grandchildren, play with them, educate them.
Givi had a herd of rams, and wolves got into the habit of dragging young lambs from it. He wanted to ask his mother for advice, but he did not have time. She died. But after death, she turned into a hawk and began to drive away the wolves from her son's herd. And Givi had no more troubles, and he lived a long and happy life.
So let's drink, (name of the host), for our mothers, the wisest and kindest, ready to help us in any difficult situation!

One horseman went to the market. Looks - sell three parrots. He approached, began to ask the seller what kind of birds. Seller says:
“One of them knows nothing, the other knows a few Georgian words, and the third one, the most expensive one, knows where the treasure is buried.
I chose the most expensive Georgians, bought it. Asks:
- Parrot, do you really know where to look for the treasure?
- Kaneshna.
Walks past an old, abandoned yard:
- Well, parrot, is there a treasure here?
- Kaneshna.
Enters the yard
“Look here, parrot?”
- Kaneshna.
A Georgian went into the yard, saw a beautiful girl there...
- This is a treasure!
– Genatsvali, did you really find the treasure? the parrot asks.
- Kaneshna!
I propose to drink for love, which helps us to distinguish the true values!

In our family, one parable is passed down from generation to generation.
When my great-great-great-great-grandfather married a girl from a neighboring village, he took her to his on a horse. But on the way the horse stumbled - and my ancestor said: "One"; when the horse stumbled, he said: "Two"; but when the horse stumbled for the third time, he hacked him to death. Then his wife exclaimed, "Why did you kill the poor animal?" In response, she heard only one word: "One." Since then, all the women in our family have been told this parable before they get married.
So let's drink to women who know how to shut up in time!

The man died and went to heaven. In heaven, his guardian angel meets him and says to him:
- Come with me, I will show you your whole life path.
They look down, and below the road, in some places flat, in some places in hillocks, and on the road there are two pairs of tracks. The man asks the angel:
- And what is this second pair of footprints after mine?
These are my footprints.
The man looks further and suddenly sees that in some places there are only one traces, and there are no second ones. Then he asks the angel:
“Why are there only footprints in some places?”
The angel answers him:
- These are the most difficult moments of your life!
– Where were you? Why are there no traces of you? How could you leave me at such a difficult time in my life?
These are not your footprints, these are my footprints. And yours are not here, because I carried you in my arms.
So let's drink to the fact that in all the difficult periods of our life, our angels carry us in their arms. In general, let's drink to our angels!

Once upon a time there was a girl of incomparable beauty, but she had neither a husband nor a fiancé. The fact is that a sage lived next to her, and he said:
- Whoever dares to kiss the beauty will die! Everyone knew that the sage was never wrong, so hundreds of brave horsemen looked at the girl from afar, not even daring to approach her. And suddenly one day a young man appeared who at first sight, like everyone else, fell in love with a beauty. But he instantly climbed over the fence, came up and kissed the girl.
– Ah! - shouted the horsemen. Now he is going to die!
But the young man kissed the girl again, and again. And she immediately agreed to marry him.
– But how is it? exclaimed the rest of the horsemen. “You, wise man, predicted that the one who kissed the beauty would die?!
“So be it,” replied the sage. “But I never said it would happen immediately. He will die sometime later, when, after many years of a happy life, his time will come.
So let's drink to those who know how to listen carefully. Even such long toasts!

In one mountainous village, a very old and very rich aksakal dies. At his deathbed, all the relatives gathered in order to listen to his last will. Dying whispers:
“I leave my house to my beloved wife, my countless flocks of sheep to my sons, my priceless wines to my daughters and their husbands, my vast vineyards to my grandchildren, and to my eldest great-grandson Givi, who kept repeating to me that the main thing is not money and property, but health, I leave my new dudes, cloak and staff - go, dear, in the mountains, breathe air, gain health, wai, wai, wai!
So let's drink to health - the main value of a real horseman!

Have you heard the most beautiful Caucasian legend?
Once upon a time in the mountains of the Caucasus there was a small village. All the people in that village were cheerful and hospitable. And the biggest lover of feasts was one gray-haired old man. He did not have money to throw rich feasts, but he had a young daughter of such beauty that the whole village gathered to him and even residents of other villages came to him. The old man was proud of his daughter and dreamed of marrying her to his neighbor so that she would always be there.
One day, guests from distant places came to him, brought him strong and tasty wine. The old man arranged a holiday, and his daughter was present at it. Among the distant guests was a young horseman who liked the old man's daughter so much that he decided to marry her and take her away with him. He poured strong wine for the old man, who drank it and fell asleep. And the horseman took the girl to distant lands, and married her, and began to arrange merry feasts, to which many people came to taste his strong wine and look at his beautiful wife. And the old man lived since then in solitude and did not arrange more feasts, because nothing would amuse him without his daughter.
Let's drink to the hostess, our daughter (birthday boy, etc.), clever and beautiful, and wish her to decorate our holidays and delight our hearts for as long as possible!

Once upon a time there was a fair and wise king in one of the Caucasian countries. And he had three sons. This king grew old and wished to hand over the reins of government to one of his sons who would be more capable of this difficult task. The king called his sons and said:
“My dear sons! You see that your father can no longer rule the country, because he has become old. Which one of you will be able to fulfill my dream, he will inherit the throne, become king.
What is this dream, father? the sons asked.
“There is a huge vault in the royal court. I want you to fill it with something that would be the most needed in this world. So go on a quest, find what you need, and fill my vault.
The sons set off. After thirty-three days they returned home and came to their father.
- Well, did you find the most necessary thing?
Yes, we have, dear father!
The king led his sons to the doors of the vault, opened the doors and called his eldest son.
“What will you fill this vault with, dear son?”
The eldest son took out a handful of grain from his pocket and said:
“I will fill this vault with bread, dear father!” There is nothing more necessary than bread, no one can live without it.
The king called the middle son:
What are you going to fill this vault with?
The middle son took out a handful of earth from his pocket and said:
“I will fill this vault with earth. Without land there is no bread.
The king called his youngest son:
“Well, what are you going to fill this vault with?”
At these words, the youngest son brought a beautiful girl to his father and said:
“I will fill this vault with the light of love, father.” I have traveled a lot, seen a lot, but there is nothing more necessary in the world than love. Without love, there would be no life on earth. Love is the most necessary thing! Only the light of love gives a person life!
You deserve the right to the throne! exclaimed the overjoyed father. “You want the most beautiful, you want to fill your hearts with the light of love!”
So let's listen to the opinion of the wise king and raise our glasses to the most beautiful thing in the world - to love!

There is an old parable in the Caucasus. Somehow a snake crawled to Allah and said:
- Turn me into a beautiful woman, I'm tired of crawling in scales.
Allah fulfilled her request and, turning her into a beautiful woman, said:
- Go and feel sorry for the people.
Then a white dove flew to Allah and asked:
“Turn me into a beautiful woman!”
Allah transformed her and said:
“Go and be kind to people.
Since then, two beautiful women have been walking the earth - with a black and white soul. So let's drink to women with a white soul, of which there are undoubtedly more!

A merchant and a scientist sailed on a ship. The merchant was rich and carried a lot of goods, but the learned man had nothing. A storm arose on the sea, and the ship was wrecked. Only the merchant and the scientist were saved. They clung to a log, and the wave carried them ashore. The merchant sees that the scientist is saddened, and says to him:
- What are you sad about? It was I who lost my wealth, and yours is all with you.
Let's raise our glasses to the wealth that cannot be lost - to the mind!

Before getting married, the bride bargained with the groom for only one condition: once a year he would let her go for three days, without asking anything. They lived for a year in love and harmony. By the end of the year, the husband only felt some kind of internal tension in his wife. Worried, he asked what was the matter. Instead of answering, his wife reminded him of her condition and immediately disappeared from the house for three days. She returned on time joyful, happy, and again they began to live a harmonious life. However, a year later, the wife again disappeared for three days, and appeared even more tender and attentive. In the third year, the husband could not stand it and furtively followed his wife. The wife, having gone into the depths of the forest, went out to a large clearing and stopped near a hundred-year-old oak. Looking around, she hurriedly climbed onto the bough and ... turned into a viper. For three days the husband did not take his eyes off the viper-wife, for three days the snake hung upside down, hissing, and poison dripped from her tongue. Exactly three days later, the poison stopped dripping, the snake slipped off the oak and again turned into a woman. She clapped her hands, laughed with a happy laugh, and rushed to the house at a run. Her husband barely managed to get ahead of her. Let's drink to women pouring out a year's supply of poison in just three days! And not for my husband...

Once upon a time there lived a wise man, and he had a son, Dato. They lived amicably, but poorly: they had neither relatives nor money, but there was only one field, which they sowed every spring. But birds pecked out the harvest from this field.
And now the time has come, the old man died, but before his death he said to his son:
- When spring comes, plow our field three times and sow it with the best grains. Spare no labor, weed and water the sprouts, and you will have rich seedlings. But a big beautiful bird will fly in and destroy all your crops. If you are kind to her, she will make you happy.
Spring came, Dato plowed the field three times, sowed it with the best grains, sparing no time and effort, weeded and watered the seedlings. And now it's time to harvest, but a large beautiful bird with golden sparkling feathers flew in and ate all the grains. Dato was upset, he wanted to drive the bird away, but he remembered what his father had told him, and did nothing to her.
The bird flew up to him and said:
– Dato, you were kind to me, gave me enough to eat your grains, I will give you happiness for this.
The bird waved its wing and flew away, and the girl remained in its place. "That's happiness!" Dato thought. “She is as beautiful as a flower and clear as a sunny day, but I myself have nothing to eat, and now I have to feed her.”
Dato looks, and the girl has already approached the house. She waved her hand - and his old rickety house again became like new. She went into the house, waved her other hand, and all the dust and junk disappeared somewhere, and a new table appeared in the middle of the room, all laden with delicious dishes. She went out into the field, waved her hands - and again it turned green with young shoots.
Let's raise our glasses to our hostess, a real sorceress, who with one wave of her delicate hand was able to set this fabulous table!

Two Georgians are talking:
Soso, why are you so sad?
- Yes, the wife is leaving for a month to her mother in a neighboring village.
"So, that's why you're so upset about it?"
- Well no. If I have a happy face, she won't go anywhere!
So let's drink to such wives as ours, whom we are always glad to see! And let mom come to visit herself!

A shepherd rode across the field, looking for a sheep that had strayed from the flock. I drove up to a vast vineyard. He sees that some gray-haired aksakal works there. The shepherd greeted him and said:
Have you seen my sheep, good man?
– No, I haven’t seen it, but maybe my older brother will help you with this. He works over there on the other side of the vineyard. Ask him.
The shepherd drove up to the elder brother of the gray-haired man. This one had a black head and beard on one side and gray on the other. The shepherd greeted him. I asked about my sheep. The half-haired man says to him:
“I didn’t see your sheep, but my older brother caught someone’s sheep this morning.” He works on the opposite edge.
The shepherd drove up to the eldest of the brothers and sees in front of him a young man without a single gray hair on his head. The shepherd greeted him and told him about his misfortune. The young man gave the shepherd his sheep. The shepherd thanked him and asked:
“Tell me, kind person, why do your younger brothers look older than you?”
- Our younger brother turned gray because he did not marry for love, he took a rich, but evil wife. The middle brother is half gray because he has not yet married. And I am young because I married my beloved girl - and every day spent with my beloved prolongs my life.
So let's drink to the love that makes lovers forever young!

The Georgians had a queen named Tamara. She was brave and loved by the people. The Persian king came to Georgia with a large army. At first, he was victorious. Tamara was forced to retreat. Ahead of her troops drove arbs, then the soldiers themselves walked. So Tamara went deep into the mountains along the Darial Gorge. Here she sat in her great tower. The Persian king sent Tamara to say:
- Give up. I have a huge army - and you will not defeat me. Surrender, I will take you as my wife.
- Although your army is huge, but any of my warriors can withstand your ten warriors. And rather than become your wife, I would rather marry my most worthless warrior.
Tamara rallied Georgians and various mountain peoples. With their help, she defeated and expelled the Persian king from her land.
So let's drink to recalcitrant women who know how to get their way!

A meeting was held in one Georgian village. First, the first secretary of the district committee spoke:
- Genatsvale, you have worked hard for our Soviet homeland, and the party has not forgotten you - you all see the banner of the foremost workers, which was handed to you on merit. But one thing worries me - you do not have a club ... Where do you celebrate the holidays under the sweet speeches of the toastmaster? Where do you listen to the clever stories of our respected lecturer? Where do you finally go to meetings to talk about the glorious deeds of the party? In this barn, you can only moo ... I propose to raise money and build a club ... Do you agree?
- No! No! residents responded in unison.
The secretary shrugged his shoulders and sat down resentfully. The chairman of the district executive committee continued the meeting:
- I understand you - from glory who does not feel dizzy, I know this ... But do not forget! The party offers you a way out, how to raise culture in your village... And how do you answer? And already with a threat in his voice:
- So you will raise money for the construction of the club?
- No! No! - everyone answered in unison.
Finally, the secretary of the local party organization stood up and raised his hand, demanding attention:
– Do you remember what grandmother Aniko told her granddaughter before the wedding?
- Remember! Remember! - the audience responded in the same way.
- So you will collect money for the club?
- We will! We will! - everyone answered with alacrity and began to disperse.
After the meeting, as usual, they organized a feast and the first, patting the collective farm secretary in a friendly manner on the shoulder, praised him:
It's time for you to be promoted, dear! So what did old Aniko say to her granddaughter?
- Yes, everyone here knows this ... Before the wedding, the granddaughter came to her grandmother for advice: which side to lie next to her husband so that it would be comfortable ...
- So what?
- And the wise Aniko says to her: “No matter how, granddaughter, no matter what, he will take his own!”
So let's drink to the wisdom of the old people.

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Birthday toast

I want to tell this story:
“The pencil master made a beautiful pencil, put his soul and heart into it. Before putting it in the box, he said:
“You must know five things. They are necessary to be the best. First, to do many useful and important things, you need to let Someone hold you in His hand and guide you. Second: time will grind you down, and this is very painful, but necessary. Third: everyone makes mistakes, the main thing is to understand and correct them. Fourth: the most important is inside. Fifth: you must leave a mark on yourself, regardless of the state and the surface on which you are used.
Let's wish our birthday man a happy birthday and drink to follow these simple but so important truths.

Birthday congratulations or toast

Listen to this parable:
“Once a man dreamed that he went to heaven, where he could look at hell and heaven. First he went to hell and saw a huge hall there, tables full of food and drinks. Unfortunate people sat at the tables, who could not eat, because they held very long spoons in their hands. Then he saw paradise, where there was also a large hall, tables full of food and drinks. There were also people sitting at the tables who could not eat, as the spoons were very long. But these people were happy.
The man was surprised and asked the angel why people are happy in heaven and unhappy in hell. The angel said, "In paradise they don't try to eat themselves, they feed each other!"
I want to raise my glass in order to congratulate our birthday man on his birthday and wish him more joyful moments in life, good luck and happiness. It all depends on your attitude to life, and in this regard, you are going in the right direction. Bon Voyage!

birthday toast

I wish you to harvest a generous harvest: health, good luck and love.
And to have everything in abundance. And only one was missing:
time to think about where it all comes from.

Birthday toast to friends

A friend is not just a close person who is ready to support you at any moment. It's something more:
P - will give tights of the right size;
O - really wants to invite you to the sale;
D - does little stupid things, like any real woman;
R - I'm glad every meeting with you;
U - you can always ask her for lipstick;
G - ready to get involved in any adventure;
Oh, and he just loves you.
So let's drink to the fact that in everyone's life there is such a person who could be considered the best friend!

birthday toast

I wish you seven colors of the rainbow: so that it shines over you
yellow sun and blue sky so you always have
orange mood and purple dreams to give you
red tulips and finally, so that in your life there will be
eternal summer, dressed in green.
Happy birthday!

Birthday toast

They say that once upon a time people did not grow old, but at the same time, they never changed and could not fully understand what happiness is, what love is, what friendship is. And one day they were given the choice to know all this, but in return time became powerful over them, they were scared, but they decided to take a chance and did not lose! Indeed, without time, we would not have known true love, true friendship and true happiness! So let's drink on your birthday, for the time that you lived, and for all the good that it gave you!

My dear girlfriend, today is your birthday, and a great company of those people who are dear to you and to whom you are dear has gathered at this table! So let's drink to the fact that we gather as often as possible and only on joyful occasions! And, of course, let's drink to the birthday girl! Let your beauty blossom from year to year, and the inner world also only gets better!

Mom's Birthday Toast

Walking the slopes of life
I'm often afraid to break
Therefore, mother, dear,
I'm holding on to your hand...
My sweet angel, you shine
In my life, like a star in the sky ...
Roads passing all over the world,
I always come back to you!
For the best mom
You are the only one in the world!
For your happiness, dear
I drink the glass to the bottom!

You are worthy of praise and kind words,
Today it is a good occasion to say them.
You gathered us at the festive table,
We drink to keep you forever young
So that the years multiply your power,
So that the experience becomes wiser, but not spoiled.
Be happy, be ready to help your friends,
Be honest, be healthy and be free!

Birthday toast

One day, a company like ours gathered at the festive table to celebrate someone's birthday. They sit, drink, have a bite, tell table stories, someone has already begun to sing songs, when suddenly one guest gets up, knocks on a glass with a knife and says: “Dear guests! Dear birthday boy! We all love you very much and once again want to congratulate you on your birthday. I want everyone to stand up and unanimously congratulate you on the holiday, and at the same time see who sat on my plate, which the hostess put on a chair during the change of dishes! Dear guests! Let's fill our glasses and drink for our birthday boy and for everyone present in any company to feel at ease!

Birthday toast to girlfriend

I want to drink for a beautiful and smart girl, wish her a happy birthday and thank fate that she once brought us together and for so many years we have been the closest and best friends. I appreciate you for your cheerful disposition, joyful outlook on life, lack of excessive seriousness. And let some believe that when a person is not serious, this hinders him in many ways. Actually, it is. These words of a famous person I address to you: "Only the mentally ill take each other quite seriously."

Original birthday toast

If you wish someone happiness on their birthday, then the same as a light bulb. Why? It shines brightly, burns forever, and the most important thing in happiness is that there must be a generator nearby! Let's drink to those "energy people" who are responsible for the regular inclusion of happiness!

Birthday toast

I want to raise a glass, I'm standing
So that the world is full of happiness and peace,
And I say my wish
Beauty, let's drink to her!
Let life strike with luck
Your dreams know no bounds
Love always makes the heart happy
And friendship will be true without end!
I want to wish a beautiful woman a happy birthday! You are beautiful and young, delighting us with your excellent mood and cheerful outlook on life! We wish you all the very best!

CEO birthday toast

Once an old man in the blue sea caught a goldfish with a net. She said that she would grant the old man's three wishes. And so he thought and thought, and thought of the first: so that the whole sea would become from vodka. The old man drinks - he is not overjoyed. And the fish wheezes: “guess, old man, let go, or I’ll suffocate.” The old man thought hard, and wished that the river would also become pure vodka. Wish fulfilled! The old man drinks - he is not overjoyed. And the fish was already almost dead, barely whispered: “guess and let go!” The old man scratched his head - he couldn't think of anything. "Ah, God bless you, give me half a liter, nothing else is needed." Let's drink to the fact that every birthday you make only real wishes and fulfill them better than a goldfish!

Birthday toast

For your birthday, I want to tell you a toast,
In fact, it is unpretentious and simple!
Wish a lot today and everything
And I want to wish you only one!
May good luck be with you
And you will become much richer!
May they surround you with great warmth,
Treat with great heart!
I wish you much more health
And the children will help you in everything!
But, in general, I wish you happiness in life,
And I will ask everyone to drink to the bottom!

Birthday toast

Suddenly, a small sun appeared in the sky. All people looked at the sky and were amazed at its beauty and joyfully stretched their palms to its rays. It was you who was born, a beautiful, extraordinary, sweet woman. The sun was getting brighter, and everyone rejoiced and admired it. So let's drink to you, our sun, which shines more and more every day!

Birthday toast for a young girl

How beautiful you are, young
How much happiness awaits you!!!
I drink to always
You are moving forward with a firm step!
So that only fabulous success
Accompanied you along the way!
Please raise your glasses everyone
And drain my glass!!!

Oriental toast for birthday

May your days be as bright as the silks of oriental beauties,
Let your table be full of food, like a padishah's dinner.
Let the nights be fabulous, like the words that have flown from the lips of Scheherazade.
Let your house become a palace, the pond will dissolve into the sea, and the beds will be overgrown with palm trees.
Let's drink to the fact that imagination always rescued you in difficult times!!!

girlfriend's birthday toast

We have known you since childhood, my friend,
In adversity, they always helped each other,
Both joy and sorrow shared all the time,
And they kept a strong friendship for years!
So let's drink today, on your birthday,
For the best girl, without a doubt!
For joy, success, for good luck in business,
So that you firmly hold happiness in your hands !!!
Let's drink to make wishes come true
And everything worked out without problems!

Birthday toast to a friend

There is not much happiness
As much as you wish.
We all miss him.
So raise your glasses!
We drink so that there is a lot of happiness,
and love over the edge,
And earthly good to you,
Just drink to the bottom!

Birthday toast to a friend

Once a man asked God to give him the meaning of life, and then he gave him love. And the man got what he wanted and became happy, but one day the love passed, and the man felt very bad, then God gave the man a friend who could support him. After all, this is the main quality of a true friend, to be with you when you feel bad! And it is for such a friend that I want to drink, and wish him only good luck in life!

Birthday toast for a man

Listen to this story:
“One day a peasant came to the barbershop. While he was waiting for his turn, he heard the master praise his fellow villagers: “In this village, everyone is so brave and courageous that they even shave dry.” The peasant decided to do the same. But after a few minutes he became unbearable. Then he says: “Oh, but I live from the very edge, so I can use soap!”
Happy birthday, our dear birthday boy! Let's drink to a strong and courageous man who can find a way out of any situation.

Birthday toast to a man

Everyone knows that up to a year, every future man sleeps with a pacifier. From a year to six, a teddy bear guards his dream. From the age of six to twelve, every boy dreams of a book. From twelve to sixteen - thinks about his dream. From sixteen to twenty-five he sleeps with a girlfriend, from twenty-five to forty - with his wife, from forty to fifty-five - with his mistress, from fifty-five to sixty-five - with hope. When he turns sixty-five, a closed window becomes his companion. Let's drink for this birthday and wish our birthday boy that his window was always open!

Birthday toast

I love, love her alone
Beautiful, desirable
I tell her: wife, wife,
I only drink for you to the bottom!
I connected my life with you, dear,
And more is not necessary, I know for sure.
I want to wish happy birthday to my beloved! I want to drink to her turning my head, inflaming me, decorating my life with her beauty and tenderness! And, most importantly, to always be there!

birthday toast

Congratulations on your birthday
And openly, from the heart
We wish you all the best,
To be good
Gifts and fun!
And it's always spring in my soul!
For a great birthday
Let's drink standing up and to the bottom!

Birthday toast

There are not many friends
They count the good on the fingers
You can rely on us
And if you want to brag
We congratulate you on your birthday,
Pour for total fun
Let's sing and dance
Celebrate the holiday to the fullest!
Today is a great day - our friend's birthday! So let's drink to him and to his success in life!

Birthday toast

Why verbosity today
We'll drink to your health
Thank fate for
That everything in life is given to you,
We wish you happiness and earthly love,
You are more than worthy of them!
Let's drink to our birthday boy, wish him all the best. May all dreams come true and wishes come true!

A certain prince invited a musician to his house to entertain him. The musician began to play.
- Oh, bless your hand! The prince praised him. - I give you a silver azarpema. The musician thanked him and sat down to play on.
- I will not spare my horse for you! - dispersed the prince.
The musician tries even harder.
- I pity you a cow, - the owner became generous.
The next day, the musician comes for the promised gifts.
- What azarpema, what horse? - answered the sober prince. - Yesterday you made me pleasant with your game, and I did you with my promises. The same thing that is left of your game today is left to you of my gifts.
Let us fill our glasses and drink to the fact that we always and under any circumstances are able to keep our word.

Wedding Georgian toasts

There was a rumor that in one gorge a hunter shot a huge tiger, and so all the hunters ran to this happy gorge. Meanwhile, the first hunter in another place killed a big bear. A gang of hunters rushed there, and a master hunter in the third gorge tracked down a seasoned leopard ...
Who is the real hunter? The one who is looking for prey himself, or those who run after him?

So let's drink to always go your own way and be a real hunter!

Oriental parables and toasts

Try to disagree with the old oriental proverb: "Fire tastes gold, gold tastes a woman, and a woman is tried a man"
So let's drink for us - with honor overcoming all trials and trials!

Oriental parables and toasts

One Georgian tells a friend:
- Understand! I went to the doctor, and he says to me: "You can't drink! You can't smoke! You can't be with women!"
- Poor fellow! sympathizes friend.
- Yes, what a poor fellow I am? I gave him money... and he allowed me everything!
Let's drink to rich people!

Wedding Georgian toasts

Climbed a tour to a high mountain. And the higher the tours climb, the better they feel. I saw a mountain eagle, made one circle, another, fell on it like a stone and began to peck. The tour fell and crashed.
Let's drink to the fact that, no matter how high we climb up the mountain, no one pecks at us and makes us fall.

Wedding Georgian toasts

The eastern lord once visited a prison where twenty prisoners were serving their sentences.
- What are you sitting for? - asked the lord.
Nineteen out of twenty immediately swore that they were sitting innocent, solely due to a miscarriage of justice. And only the twentieth admitted that he was in prison for theft.
- Immediately release him to freedom, - the lord ordered, - he can have a bad influence on all the other honest people who are here.
So let's drink to people whose honesty helps them to be free!

Oriental style toasts

At a driving school in Georgia, a driver's license applicant takes an exam. The inspector explains the traffic situation:
- You are driving in a car on a narrow road. On the left - high-high mountains. On the right - cool-cool abriv. Suddenly on the road - a beautiful girl. And next to her is a terrible, terrible old woman. Who will you press?
- Of course, the old woman!
- Fool! .. You need to press the brake!
So let's drink to the fact that in a difficult situation we do not forget to press the brake!

Oriental parables and toasts

Ancient Eastern wisdom says: "Whoever trusts inappropriately, he will soon become inappropriately distrustful."
So let's drink to the fact that trust in our company always goes hand in hand with relevance!

Wedding Georgian toasts

A lot of poets lived in a certain khanate. They wandered around the villages and sang their songs. Khan liked to listen to the songs of poets in his spare time from his business or from his wives. Once he heard a song that sang about the cruelty of the khan, about his injustice and greed. Khan was angry. He ordered to find the poet who composed the seditious song and deliver him to the Khan's palace. The composer of the song could not be found. Then the order was given to catch all the poets. Like hounds, the guards of the khan rushed along the villages, roads, mountain paths, deaf gorges. They caught everyone who composed and sang, and they put everyone in the palace dungeon. In the morning, the khan went out to the arrested poets:
- Well, let everyone sing one song to me now.
All the poets in turn began to sing a song, praising the khan, his bright mind, his kind heart, his most beautiful wives, his power, his greatness, his strength. They sang that there had never been such a great and just khan on earth. Khan released one poet after another.
Finally, only three poets remained in the dungeon, who did not sing a single song. These three were locked up again, and everyone thought that the khan had forgotten about them.
However, three months later, the khan came to the prisoners:
- Well, now let each of you sing me some song of your own.
One of the three immediately sang a song praising the khan, his bright mind, kind heart, his most beautiful wives, his power, his greatness, his strength, his glory. He sang that there had never been such a great khan on earth. The singer was released. Two, who did not want to sing, were led to a fire prepared in advance in the square.
“Soon you will be put on fire,” the khan said. - For the last time I say, sing me some of your songs.
One of the two could not stand it and sang a song glorifying the khan, his bright mind, his kind heart, his most beautiful wives. his power, his majesty, his strength, his glory. He sang about it. that never before on earth had there been such a great and just khan.
This singer was also released. Only one remained, the last stubborn one who did not want to sing.
- Tie him to a post and start a fire! Khan ordered.
Suddenly, the poet, tied to a post, sang that same song about the cruelty, injustice and greed of the khan, with which this whole story began.
"Untie him quickly and take him off the fire!" Khan shouted. - I don't want to lose the only real poet in my country!
So let's drink to the great art of telling the truth even in the face of death!

Oriental toasts

High, high in the gray Caucasian mountains, old George was tending a flock of sheep. An eagle soared high in the blue sky. He saw the sheep, folded his wings and fell like a stone on the biggest ram, grabbed him and flew away. Old George took a gun, took aim, fired and hit the eagle. The eagle fell to the bottom of the deepest gorge, and the ram ... flew further.
So let's drink to the fact that the eagles never fall, and the rams never fly!

Caucasian toasts

A woman came to Nasreddin and began to ask him to help cure her husband of his addiction to drinking.
- I'm not a doctor, - said Nasreddin. But I can give advice. Does your husband have any big dream? Of course, not fabulous, but one that can be performed?
“Yes,” the woman said, thinking.
- Very good! Nasreddin rejoiced. - Promise him: if you stop drinking, then you will fulfill this dream.
- Well, I'll try, - the woman said and, having bowed, left.
And when she came home, she explained to her husband:
- Here's what I'll tell you, dear: stop drinking - every day I'll put you half a liter.
So let's drink to the fact that our wives can always fulfill their wishes, turning a dream into reality!

Georgian birthday toast

One king had horses as his only joy. And the old groom bought them for him. Once a groom brought a man and said:
- I'll die soon. This is my replacement.
The king agreed, but said:
- Just let's test it first, let him choose the most beautiful horse in the herd.
The man chose a horse, brought him to the king, and he gasped:
- What kind of bay is this? He is brown!
But the old man stood up for his successor.
- Do not be angry, sir, he really does not understand the horse suit yet, but he chose a horse indeed of gold - there is no price for him. So take this person to your service. He sees the point.
Let's drink to judging a person not by his appearance, but by his inner qualities!

Wedding Georgian toasts

One Balkharian loaded his poor horse with pots, jugs, bowls and went to trade in auls. In the Avar village there was a holiday of horse races that day. Hot dzhigits came here on their even hotter horses. And the horsemen were glorified, and the horses were glorified. Dzhigits were slender and handsome, and their horses were even slenderer and more beautiful. The eyes of the horsemen burned with courage and passion, the eyes of the horses burned with the fire of impatience.
The riders had already begun to line up, when suddenly a peaceful Balkharian on his horse rode into the square. The Balkharian looked half asleep, and his horse seemed to fall asleep completely on the go. Young horsemen made the Balkharian laugh.
- Come on, join us?
- Come on, we will write down your nag as horses.
- Why shouldn't she compete with our horses?
- Come on, ride with us, otherwise there will be no one to pick up horseshoes for us.
In response to all these ridicule, the Balkharan silently began to unload pots, jugs and bowls from his horse. He calmly piled the goods in one heap, calmly mounted his horse and took his place in the row of horsemen.
The dzhigits' horses dug the ground with their hooves, reared up, moving their front legs in the air, while the Balkharian's horse dozed with its head bowed.
And so the jumps began. Like a whirlwind, the hot horses rushed. A cloud of dust rose, and in this cloud, at its very tail, the horse of the Balkharian also ran.
One round of racing ended, then another, then a third. It was noticeable to everyone how tired the horses were, sweat appeared on them, then foam appeared on them, it fell in flakes on the hot dust.
The legs of the horses seemed to grow numb more and more, the speed slowed down. No matter how the horsemen whipped their horses, no matter how they beat them on the sides with the backs of their boots, nothing could make the horses gallop faster. And only the horse of the Balkharian galloped, as before, neither quieter nor faster. She first caught up with the rear ones, then caught up with the front ones, and then on the last, tenth lap she went around the front ones as well.
A proud prize scarf had to be tied around the downcast neck of the Balkhar nag. The Balkharian calmly led his horse to the pots, loaded them and rode on.
So let's drink for us, no longer young stallions, but not nags, for our self-confidence, because the old horse does not spoil the furrow!

They say that women are like chocolates: you never know what filling will come across. I want to raise this glass to our birthday girl and drink to her unique filling! The way she will be a surprise for everyone, and for her only - the sweetest and most desirable!

The zest is good in a cupcake, mystery is needed for a crossword puzzle, let scouts keep secrets, and for a real woman, the most important thing is to be just wonderful! My toast: let the undoubted merits of our dear birthday girl be noticed and appreciated by everyone always and everywhere!

A woman is not just a person. This is a mother who gave birth to a child in agony. This is the wife who left her home, following her husband. This is a true friend that will come to the rescue at any moment. This is the support and support of the whole family, as well as its main decoration. Being a woman is not easy. Therefore, let's wish our birthday girl strength, patience, happiness, love and prosperity!

Let this drunk glass
In the soul it will spill with sweet honey.
Dear, we drink only for you!
Blossom and smell, I will be brief.

I wish on my birthday
Be young and not grow old.
Always the same to be beautiful
And have no regrets!

Be cute, bright and spectacular,
Fight men all on the spot.
So that any passer-by in you,
I only recognized the queen!

They say that if you met a smart woman, then you should not flatter yourself - it was she who found you. So let's drink to our birthday girl, who was wise enough to meet us in her life!

The sweetest, wisest woman,
I congratulate you today
Happiness, prosperity, love and health,
Let the dream come true!

Joy, ease, of course prosperity,
I will drink a glass for you to the bottom,
Let everything be in order in your life,
Sadness never know!

I want to raise this glass to our birthday girl. And to say that if God sends trials to someone in life, then you should not despair, because they serve only to make us stronger. I wish you to always find the strength in yourself to overcome any difficulties and may you always have someone to rely on!

What does a woman need to be happy? Only a loving person nearby and home comfort. So let's drink to that. May you always have peace and contentment in your heart. May your family and friends surround you with attention and care. I wish you to be truly happy!

They say that if a woman likes other men, then this is not a reason for jealousy, but a reason for pride, because it turns out that this is someone's dream. I want to raise this glass to our beautiful birthday girl, even if in the eyes of her man, she always remains his most cherished and desired dream!

Man is an organism that is difficult to understand. We are constantly running somewhere, always trying to catch something, to get somewhere. Striving for the goal is right, but sometimes, in this race, we miss something important. I wish you, birthday girl, in this constant turmoil of life not to miss the most interesting, because it is around us - in the little things!

Funny birthday toasts about women
Beautiful toasts. A collection of funny table toasts to a woman for her birthday in poems and prose on the website "Congratulate OK". Select the words of your birthday toast ahead of time - you will always be ready for a celebration!

Source: pozdravok.ru

Wise toasts happy birthday

The ancient sages said that the birth of good is good. Therefore, I want to drink for the birth and many years of our friendship!

The American Indians have a legend that tells how one night a coyote was called to place the stars in the sky. Being sleepy, the coyote didn't see where he was going and fell down! The stars scattered in different directions and formed the sparkling patterns that we see every night. Let's drink to the fact that any, even the most unreasonable act of our birthday boy, brings the same excellent results.

An eagle sits on a mountaintop.
Looks around, thinks:
“Look to the right—mountains. Boring! Left
look at the mountains. Boring! And peck yourself in the tail - it hurts!
So many people, from the fact that the environment is boring, begin to peck at themselves, i.e. are doing selfishness! I mean our birthday. My advice to you is to look in the mirror more often: everything is fine with you, everything is fine. One person is asked: why don't you ever smile? "I'm sad," he replies. "Cheerfully sad!" they advise him. This is what I would like to recommend to you!

In ancient times, an old frigate was wrecked in the ocean. Only one person was able to escape - he grabbed a floating long plank and remained on the surface of the water. Half an hour later the second victim emerged from nowhere and grabbed the other end of the plank. The first one started crying. The second asked:
- Why are you crying?
The first one said:
-Wah! Such a guest, but there is nothing to treat!
So let's drink to dear hosts who will always find something to treat even uninvited guests!

Chinese wisdom says:
“When you came into the world, you were crying, and everyone around was rejoicing. Make sure that when you leave, everyone is crying, and you are the only one smiling.”
For what has been said!

“A person has two main directions in life,” one wise man remarked, “he either rolls or climbs.” What is easier? It seems to be the first. But do not rush to a conclusion. Those who roll very quickly lose their "life" and leave the stage prematurely. It is difficult to imagine a person who would roll down to, say, 70 years! And you can climb! Here is our birthday boy from the category of climbers. And let him climb up to 100 years. My toast: to the healthiest sport - mountaineering!

The ancient Chinese have a legend that tells how one day a dragon swallowed the sun. People beat drums and shouted to scare the dragon. And it seems to have worked - the Sun has returned. I want to drink to the fact that in the life of our birthday there will never be a solar eclipse, and if this happens, that there will always be people around who can beat the drums.

One wise man said: “The most amazing thing in a person is not that he often mourns over the lost state, but that his life is passing, he is not upset.” Let us raise a toast to bright and useful every day of our life.

One of the Eastern sages said: "It is easy to make people know you, but it is difficult to truly know yourself."
I want to wish my son to know himself. This will help him achieve the noble goal that he has set for himself. Happy birthday son!

What is the difference between a wise person and a smart person? A wise person will never get into a situation from which a smart person will come out with honor. So let's raise our glasses so that our birthday boy has the patience to be smart, the mind - to become wise and the wisdom - to remain ourselves at the same time!

One ancient legend says that once upon a time in an old eastern city lived a man of extraordinary wisdom. Crowds of people flocked to him for advice, since the doors of his house were always open. But not everyone liked it. The sage also had envious people. And then one day one of them decided to disgrace the sage by asking him a question that he could not answer. He went to the meadow and caught the most beautiful butterfly there. Putting it on his palm, he decided: “I will ask the wise man which butterfly I have in my hands - alive or dead. If he says - alive, I will close my palms, and she will die, if he says - dead, I will open my palms, and she will fly away. Then everyone will be convinced that this wise man does not know everything. Having come to the sage, the envious person asked: “O wise one, what kind of butterfly is in my hands - alive or dead?” The sage, without thinking twice, answered: “Everything is in your hands. "So let's drink to ensure that our birthday boy never envies anyone and always understands that everything is in his hands!

Parable toasts

Beautiful toast parables

Once a swallow with her little chicks escaped from predators and ended up on the edge of a deep mountain gorge. And the first chick began to ask:
“Mommy, move me, and I will always love you!”
- You're lying! - said the swallow and threw him into the abyss.
“Mom, move me, and someday I will save you too!” said the second chick.
- You're lying! - said the swallow, and also threw him into the abyss. And the third chick said:
- Mom, save me, and when I grow up I will also save my children!
“But you are telling the truth,” said the swallow, and saved him.
So let's drink to the bitter truth!

An old man had two sons. Before his death, he bequeathed to them to divide the remaining inheritance in half. The brothers did not get along when sharing, they invited a neighbor to resolve their lawsuit.
- What did your father punish you with?
- He ordered to divide everything in half, - the disputants answered.
- Well, share it: tear all the clothes in half, break each bowl in half, cut the cattle and poultry.
The stupid brothers listened to him and were left with nothing.
Let's drink to the fact that we did not share everything in half, but honestly.

One woman gave birth to a child. Everyone is good, but one drawback - instead of a navel, a nut. The poor woman has shown it to many doctors - no one can help.
And then she heard from kind people that there is a sorcerer in a remote village - he can help her grief. A woman came to the sorcerer and asked for help. The sorcerer gave her a magic wrench. She came home, unscrewed the nut from her son's navel and his son's ass fell off. So let's drink to not looking for adventures on our ass!

Once a camel asks his mother:
- Mom, look at the horse's slim, thin legs, but why do we have such crooked paws?
- But we will pass through the desert, but the horse will not be able to, it will get stuck.
“Mom, look how straight the horse’s teeth are, but why are our teeth so crooked and bent, and saliva flows all the time?”
“But we can eat thorns in the desert, but a horse cannot.”
- Mom, look what a smooth, beautiful back the horse has, but why do we have such a thing hanging out there?
“But we can survive in the desert for two weeks without water, but a horse cannot.
“Mom, why the hell do we need all this at the zoo?”
So let's drink to survive in our zoo!

The bull complained to the donkey:
- I was disappointed in cows: lazy, fat, stupid.
“Perhaps I, too, will be disappointed in cows,” answered the donkey.
- Why are you? the bull was surprised.
“You see, if I am disappointed in people, then I will get on the ridge, and if in cows, then it is quite safe.
Friends, I propose to drink so that we never give up on people!

A long time ago, when God had just created the earth, reptiles and earthly creatures, he began to give them age.
A monkey, a donkey, a dog and a man came to God.
God gave the monkey 15 years of life. Donkey was awarded the 20th. The dog was 10 years old.
When a man came to him, God said to him:
- And you, man, will live 20 years.
“How so,” the man protested. - I'm still the king of nature, and I will live almost like a monkey - give me more.
"Good," the god agreed. - I will give you more years of life, but know that for the first 15 years you will live like a monkey - you will grimace and imitate, the next 25 years you will live your term - a human, then, like a donkey, 20 years you will have your hump and then to earn a living, and for the last 10 years you will live like a mangy old dog that snaps and tries to keep the acquired property.
We are now with you at a human age, so God grant that we live the whole age measured to us as a human being! Let's drink to it!

A strange monkey came to the monkey herd and asked to spend the night.
“Spend the night,” the leader said, “but keep in mind that according to our laws, there should not be any extra in the herd, so you must leave in the morning.”
In the morning the leader counted the herd and announced:
She didn't leave. Therefore, according to our laws, we must eat it.
Ate.
“You ate the wrong one,” the alien monkey admitted.
“It doesn’t matter,” said the leader, “the main thing is to keep the law!”
I propose to drink for strict observance of the laws!

The serf Avdey lived in the service of the master. He lived to an advanced age. One day a gentleman comes to him and asks:
- But tell me, Avdey, how did you live your life, were you happy in life?
— How did I live? He usually lived, he was not afraid of work, he did not sin, he was happy, thank God, he was not.
I propose to drink for us to live normally! And happiness will come to us by itself!

A man walks through the hot desert, sees: a wanderer is lying, dying of thirst.
The Stranger asks him: ‘Oh, give me, good man, a sip of water. Save me.’ But the man replied that he himself needed water, and went on. He walked a fair distance and thought: ‘How badly I did not give the dying man a sip of water.’
And he hurried back. But it was too late: the wanderer had already died without waiting for mercy.
Let's drink to help in time - when they ask, and not when we want to give, but there is no one else.

The husband and wife were captured by the natives. They tied them to a tree and performed ritual dances around them. Husband suspected trouble:
“I get the impression that we got to the cannibals,” he says to his wife, “perhaps they are going to eat us!”
— Dear, you, as always, think only about food!
So that no one gets the impression that we also think only about food, I suggest. drink up!

Parable toasts
A collection of interesting stories and instructive stories - all this in the section "Toasts of the Parable".

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Eloquent Caucasian toasts, parables and table jokes for a woman's anniversary

Anyone who wants to say a toast to a woman - the hero of the day must take into account her personal qualities, character, dignity. Then even a comic congratulation will seem very memorable and witty.

1. Caucasian toast in honor of the hero of the day "Divine Age"

In the Caucasus, it is generally accepted that a woman's life is divided into 7 stages: infancy, girlhood, youth, a beautiful woman, a gorgeous woman, a stunning lady and a goddess. With regard to our hero of the day, any Caucasian sage is clear - she is a goddess not by age category, but by definition! May the divine age of our birthday girl always arouse admiration among men, turning wise men into fools in love, and open new facets of worldview to fools!

2. Anniversary traditional Caucasian toast "For a true woman!"

I am sure that each of those present will agree with me that our precious hero of the day is a true woman! Real connoisseurs and connoisseurs of such women define them as follows: if the Creator wanted to create a woman superior to a man, he would use a piece from his head for this. If God wanted to turn her into a slave, he would have created her from his foot, but he took a rib for this purpose. That is, he conceived her equal to a man, wishing that she would become his adviser and friend. So let's drink to a true woman, a wise and faithful companion .... (name)!

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3. Parable "About age" for the anniversary of a woman.

One young man really wanted to become a married man. The family was looking for a candidate for his hand for a long time, until the best, as it seemed to them, bride was selected. However, the guy decided that he would ask only one question about her: how old is she? The matchmakers replied that they asked the woman about it, but she replied that she did not remember how much.
“It’s clear,” the potential groom said, “most likely the chosen one is already over forty, since at this age all women suddenly forget how old they are!” But one of the wise men answered this like this: “A wise woman does not remember this because a real man does not need such information, because it is not important how old a woman is, but how old she looks and feels!” Let's all drink together for our dear, forever young soul hero of the day!

4. Parable in the Caucasian traditions "Do not drink raw water!"

Woman is the wisest of earthly creatures. Her wisdom is so great that even a hundred-year-old snake can envy her. Listen to the parable of one wisest woman who, from the first days of her marriage, told her husband not to drink raw water. But he did not heed the advice, and one day an accident occurred on the river and he began to drown. While the husband was choking and floundering in the river, his wise other half lamented, standing on the shore: “I told you: you don’t need to drink raw water, you’re calling trouble!” Let's drink to women's wisdom, and also to not having to drink raw water. as long as there is wine on the table!

5. Parable at the feast in honor of the anniversary of the woman "On what can be forgotten and what not"

In the Caucasus, the old wise men know such an instructive parable: a millennium ago, an old and wisest and most just prince ruled in their land, whom God rewarded with a wonderful son: a handsome, healthy and dexterous guy named David. The remarkable heir had only one flaw - to quickly forget everything that happened to him.

When the prince decided to marry David, five minutes later he did not remember a single girl with whom he was introduced. Even written beauties could not be remembered by the guy. The prince became very sad from such forgetfulness of his son, because he dreamed of grandchildren. David himself went on a journey around the world, in search of such a girl, whom he would not be able to forget under any circumstances. The prince handed an elegant necklace to his son on the road, punishing: “My son, when you find a woman you can love, give this jewelry to her. You will definitely remember her by it.”

David wandered around the world for a long time, but could not find a girl who would like to give the necklace. Quite desperate, hungry and worn out, he went to an unknown village. In the outskirts stood a small house, from the door of which a pretty girl came out to him and treated the exhausted traveler with a fresh pie and homemade wine. The prince's son was surprised, because the stranger could simply bring him water and bread. David spoke to a young stranger, in the course of the conversation, realizing that God had endowed her with a mind. Then he took out a necklace and presented it to the girl with the words: “If you decide to become my wife, go to my principality, but by all means save this jewelry so that I can remember you!”

The girl considered his proposal for three months and realized that there was nothing to be desired for a better husband. She went to the principality to David, and on the way she lost her necklace. Because of this, the groom did not recognize the village woman he once liked. And the young beauty found a way out of the situation: she took out the very wine that she once treated David to and baked a pie. Oh miracle! The princely heir remembered her! They got married and lived a long and happy life! My toast is to the hostess of this celebration. Today she treats us with such delicious dishes that you forget about everything in the world!

6. Caucasian folk parable about a woman "In the name of the common good"

Once upon a time, there was a very hardworking and accommodating woman, and her husband was distinguished by a terribly quarrelsome disposition. In his village, he quarreled with everyone and got tired of his moralizing. There was not a single neighbor in the whole district whom he would not try to teach. Only his wife endured and endured. One day she went to the river to rinse clothes and found the entrance to a very deep damp cave. “My grumpy hubby would be lured here, and even left alone!” the woman thought wickedly.
Arriving home, she told her husband that she had found a cave with countless treasures. In the morning they decided to go together to mine them. When the husband went deep into the cave, the wife fled home, where she lived in peace for three days without him. Then she decided to return, check what was happening with her husband. He hears, and from the depths of the cave comes scolding and sighs. As it turned out, it was the lair of a monster-monster, whom the grumpy husband simply tortured with his grumbling and teachings. It began to beg the woman to take him to her, promising in return to fulfill her three wishes. A kind woman wished good things for her village. And the monster, freed from her husband, began to behave outrageously. The woman had to decide to scare the monster by letting her husband out of the cave. It got scared and ran away. So let's raise a toast to women who eradicate the monsters in us and spare nothing for the common good!

7. Toast "For the strength that the weaker sex conceals!"

It is customary to say about women that they are the “weaker sex”. However, this is absolutely not the case, since exorbitant power is hidden in any of them, it is capable of ruining a man’s life with one of his refusals. And on the contrary, make him happy by reciprocating. A happy man and the mountains on the shoulder! Let's drink today for such women that are able to give love and inspiration, for the strength that the weaker sex is fraught with!

8. A beautiful toast in honor of the hero of the day.

A woman is like a light cloud that brings the desired coolness on a hot afternoon. She is a bright sun that warms us on dreary and sad days. She is a cool stream that gives strength to weary travelers halfway to the goal. It is comparable to a full-flowing river that brings life to everything and everyone who finds itself near its banks. Let's drink to the dear birthday girl, who illuminates us with her radiance, warms us with her spiritual warmth and gave life and raised wonderful children! God bless and longevity to you...!

9. A comic toast in honor of the young hero of the occasion.

This toast template can be used for any name, just substitute the one you want.

If (name) were an ataman,
Thousands of fighters led!
If (name) gathered into space,
None of the planets remained on the sidelines!
If (name) were a rock climber,
That conquered the peaks all at once!
Only now (name) is not chieftain at all
And does not fly, of course, into space
Yes, and she does not need to crawl into the mountains,
You can grow taller than them!
And she is not mediocre, but beautiful
And I was born into this world not in vain.
Without (name) there are enough heroes.
And I'll drink this toast for her while standing!
For diligence, wisdom, patience,
Femininity and desire for your goal!

10. Table toast "For the right choice!"

In mountain settlements in ancient times there was a custom: before getting married, a girl was supposed to tame a wild mountain goat. To make this happen, the girl climbed the mountains for several days, and sometimes even weeks, and fed the animal with fresh grass. It was believed that the rite was performed when she brought the goat with her to the settlement. Our birthday girl is much wiser than those girls, because she did not waste precious time on all sorts of goats, but tamed a real man, her husband (name)! Let's raise our glasses for the right choice and for never exchanging for goats!