Comic funny birthday riddles for adults. Funny riddles for the New Year for adults. With them, your New Year's feast will be fun! Replacing traditional entertainment
1. There is a board in the teeth, longing in the eyes.
(The peasant fell into a village push.)
2. All piz @ a, and one ride.
(Husband is on a business trip.)
3. Everyone rides, but one piz @ a.
(Husband got hit by a trolleybus.)
4. All piz @ a, no one riding.
(The trolley bus fell off the bridge.)
5. A boy and a girl in the grass were doing something on "E".
(Eat strawberries.)
6. How many Negroes does it take to bury a man?
(Five. Four carry the coffin, and the fifth goes in front with a tape recorder.)
7. About 40 million people do THIS at night. What it is?
(Internet)
8. Crawling down the hill, running up the hill.
(Snot.)
9. A woman stands on the floor, opening her hole.
(Stove.)
10. Get up, reach the sky.
(Rainbow.)
11. A pear is hanging - you can’t eat it. Why?
(Boxers can fill their faces.)
12. What can not be eaten for breakfast?
(Dinner and supper.)
13. Without arms, without legs for a woman lope!
(Yoke.)
14. Jumps smartly and eats carrots?
(Bubka is on a diet.)
15. Who doesn't get their hair wet in the pouring rain?
(Bald.)
16. Not a rooster, but sings, not a grandfather, but a grandmother, who is this?
(Philip Kirkorov.)
17. One wheel thousand wings - what is it?
(Wheelbarrow with manure.)
18. What is it: a hard one is inserted into a soft one, and the balls dangle nearby?
(Earrings.)
19. Two women at the fence: one is glued, the other is sewn ... What should be done with them?
(Tear off the first, tear off the second.)
20. Red, long, 21?
(Tram.)
21. What is blue gold?
(Beloved wife got drunk.)
22. What is excited by Koch's wand?
(1. tuberculosis; 2. Koch's wife.)
23. What unites burnt bread, a drowned man and a pregnant woman?
(Didn't get it out...)
24. Two rings, two ends...
(Very fancy New Russian.)
25. A dead man lies in the desert. Behind the shoulders is a bag, on the belt is a flask of water. For many kilometers around there is not a single living soul. What did the man die of and what was in his bag?
(The man died from hitting the ground, and in the bag is a parachute that did not open.)
26. What is the difference between a teacher and a pedophile?
(A pedophile truly loves children.)
27. The 12-storey building has an elevator. Only 2 people live on the ground floor, from floor to floor the number of residents doubles. Which button in the elevator of this house is pressed more often than others?
(Regardless of the distribution of residents by floors, button "1".)
28. With onions and eggs, but not a pie?
(Robin Hood.)
29. Pinocchio, Malvina, an honest customs officer and a filthy cop are riding in a compartment. They play cards, there is a lot of money in the bank, the train enters the tunnel. After leaving the tunnel, the money disappeared. Who stole the money?
(The cop is filthy, because the first three do not exist in nature ...)
30. Where does the snowman come from?
(From ZIMBABwe.)
31. Which country is the most armed?
(Israel, ... everyone walks there with sawn-off shotguns.)
32. What is it - the color of lilac, sees back the same way as forward, and jumps higher than the bell tower?
(A white blind horse, because the lilac is white, and the bell tower does not jump at all.)
33. What is it: the eyes are afraid - the hands are doing.
(Sex on the phone.)
34. Small, yellow under the bed lies, on the "Z" begins.
(Kopeck. Why on "Z"? Rolled up ...)
35. A three-letter word that any man is afraid of?
(More!)
36. What is: the kindest ghost in the world with a motor?
(Zaporozhets.)
37. A loves B, B loves C?
What to do A?
(Find another B.)
38. What is it: there is a head, there is no head, there is a head, there is no head?
(Lame behind the fence.)
39. They buried a prostitute, they wrote on the tombstone: "Now they will always be together." Who are they?
(Legs.)
40. How good it is for you and me, I am under you, and you are on me.
(Hedgehog carries an apple.)
41. What is it: flies and glitters?
(A mosquito with a gold tooth.)
42. What is: 90/60/90?
(Speed with a traffic cop.)
43. Stop log in case of emergency braking.
(Pillar.)
44. Earrings for simpletons.
(Noodles.)
45. Arithmetic mean between a bicycle and a motorcycle?
(Moped.)
46. Hanging on the wall, green and beeping.
(Herring. Hanging on the wall because I hung it there, green because I painted it, and squeaks so that no one would guess.)
47. Gets out of the water, eight boobs, three p@#dy
(Eight sissy trip@#dec.)
48. Hanging between the legs, stinks and yells?
(Motorbike.)
49. What does a woman have on her body,
in the mind of a Jew
used in hockey
and on the chessboard?
(Combination.)
50. What question no one will ever answer "yes" to?
(Sleeping to the question: "Are you sleeping?")
51. How can you walk while sitting?
(In the toilet - on the toilet.)
52. With scales - but not a fish, with p # $ doy - but not a woman, with wings - but not a bird.
(Scaly n#$ winged.)
53. When is a person in a room without a head?
(When he sticks it out of the window into the street.)
54. What is the three-letter word now most often written on the walls of toilets in schools and universities?
(You yourself X#@! The correct answer is WWW!)
55. Which social group has critical days twice a year?
(Students.)
56. When the goat is seven years old, what will happen next?
(The eighth will go.)
57. Around the water, and in the middle of the law. What it is?
(The prosecutor is bathing.)
58. Can a man marry his widow's sister?
(No.)
59. Why is a hat worn?
(Because she doesn't walk herself.)
60. Small, yellowish, poking around in the ground.
(The Vietnamese is looking for a mine.)
61. Small, yellowish somersaults in the sky.
(Found!!!)
62. Why do you go to bed when you want to sleep?
(By gender.)
63. Can an ostrich call itself a bird?
(No, he can't talk.)
64. What should be done to keep four guys in one boot?
(Remove one boot from each.)
65. He left his grandfather, and left his grandmother ...
(Sex.)
66. What is it: power lies, and water runs?
(The deputy is given an enema.)
67. What is it - green, press the button - red?
(Frog in the mixer.)
68. Cross-eyed, small, in a white fur coat, in felt boots?
(Chukotka Santa Claus.)
69. What is it: gold coins fall from a branch?
(Common in the land of fools.)
70. What kind of blacksmiths forge in the forest?
(And x#d knows him!)
71. Dry wedge, wet wedge?
(Wet wedge, damn it!)
72. The goose barked all over Rus'.
(Swan.)
73. What is: two bellies, four ears?
(Cat wedding.)
74. Wrinkled Titus amuses the whole village.
(Lack of youth in the countryside.)
75. How many eggs can a woman hold in one hand?
(Both.)
76. Why is it warm for women in stockings in winter, and cold for men in jeans?
(Because the men's heater is x@#vy, and the women's are n$@daty.)
77. What can you throw off a naked secretary?
(The naked boss.)
78. What is it: walks on the wall and plays?
(A fly with a player in its ears.)
79. When a woman lifts her leg, what do you see? Five letters, starts with P, ends with A.
(Heel.)
80. How fast must a dog run in order not to hear the sound of a frying pan tied to its tail?
(The dog must stand. This task in the company is immediately revealed by the physicist: the physicist replies that she needs to run at supersonic speed.)
81. There is a bald hedgehog - how old is he?
(18 - he is taken to the army.)
82. I take it in two hands,
between my legs
I'm sweating for five minutes
and then I go crazy.
(Exercise bike.)
83. What are you looking at me, undress, I'm yours.
(Bed.)
(Option: Hanger.)
84. The hairy head flies deftly over the cheek.
(Toothbrush.)
85. Black around, red in the middle.
(Radish in the ass of Negro.)
86. Black around, white in the middle.
(The radish is there, only bitten.)
87. The letter H. is called, P. will see rising.
(The trunk takes food.)
88. With claws, not a bird, flies and swears.
(Electrician.)
89. Hanging, standing, cold, hot.
(Shower.)
90. You remember it a little, it will be hard as a potato.
(Snowball.)
91. Small, gray, like an elephant.
(Baby elephant.)
92. What is it: sitting on the ceiling, chewing on a light bulb?
(Ceiling lamp-biter.)
93. Who is this: six wings, seven x#s?
(Six-winged seven...)
94. One hundred clothes and all without fasteners.
(Bum.)
95. A hunter was walking past the clock tower. He took out a gun and fired. Where did he get to?
(To the police.)
96. Nourishes in autumn, warms in winter, amuses in spring, cools in summer.
(Vodka.)
97. Where does the chicken go when crossing the road?
(On the other side of the road.)
98. A boy fell down 4 steps and broke his leg. How many legs will a boy break if he falls down 40 steps?
(Only one, because the second one is already broken.)
99. What is it: a little bald one runs through the forest?
(Hedgehog. Why is he bald? Escaped from Chernobyl.)
100. He does not bark, does not bite, but does not let him into the house.
(The wife does not let the drunken husband in.)
101. From what dishes you can not eat anything?
(From empty.)
102. Four brothers stand under one roof.
(Mafia.)
103. Who is this - small, lives in the earth, begins with "Sch"?
(Servyachok.)
104. White, not sugar. Cold, not ice.
(Dead body.)
105. What word always sounds wrong?
(The word "wrong".)
106. Ivashka stands on one leg.
(Disabled person.)
107. Why does pop buy a hat?
(Because they don't give for free.)
108. Under what tree does a hare sit when it rains?
(Under wet.)
109. What is common between money and a coffin?
(Both are first boarded up, and then lowered.)
110. Two ends, two rings, and carnations in the middle.
(Victim of a maniac.)
111. Which wheel does not spin when turning right?
(Spare.)
112. What is it: small, black, beating against glass?
(Baby in the oven.)
113. How many babies will fit in a double stroller?
(And this, depending on how to chop ...)
114. What is: hanging on the wall and crying?
(Climber.)
115. Red head - works smartly.
(Woodpecker.)
116. What is it: first white, then vzh-zh-zhik, and red?
(Poodle of a neighbor in a mixer.)
117. Without windows, without doors, and inside is a Jew sitting? What is this?
(Sarah is pregnant.)
118. What is it: small, green, stands on the panel?
(Prostitute from another planet.)
119. Hanging on a rope, called "Z".
(Zoya Kosmodemyanskaya.)
120. Who will get to the refrigerator faster - a mouse or an elephant?
(Mouse. She will arrive on a bicycle.)
121. How to find out if there is a mouse in the refrigerator without opening it?
(There should be a bicycle by the refrigerator.)
122. What is: green, bald and galloping?
(Soldier at the disco.)
123. What is it: blue, big, with a mustache and completely stuffed with hares?
(Trolleybus.)
124. Hair, hair ... and a sausage in the middle.
(Corn.)
125. Three turtles are crawling along the plane.
One says: there are no turtles in front of me, and two crawl behind me.
Another says: there is one turtle in front of me and one behind me.
The rest says: two turtles are crawling in front of me and two behind.
Question: In what case can this be?
(Answer: In case the third turtle is pi$#it.)
126. Small, yellowish, opens the door with himself.
(Bruce Lee.)
127. What is the difference between a young bachelor and an old one?
(The young bachelor cleans up his house to invite a woman, and the old one invites a woman into the house to clean up.)
128. Winter, forest, everything is covered with snow. On a large icy stump lies a crushed member. What is this?
(Winter finally came.)
129. Small wrinkled, there is in every woman.
(Highlight.)
130. How many peas can go into one glass?
(Not at all, because peas do not go.)
131. A hedgehog runs across the lawn - drags along, laughs. Why does he want?
(Because weed tickles pussy.)
132. A hedgehog runs across the lawn - cries. Why is she crying?
(The grass has been cut.)
133. Two nails fell into the water. What is the surname of a Georgian?
(Rusted.)
134. A hippopotamus flew across the sky, and a hunter with a gun ran after him on the ground. The hunter fired, and the hippo fell on him. Who is left alive?
(Elephant, because he flew out later.)
135. How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
(None. It's a hardware problem, programmers don't fix it.)
136. Name a word that has 40 vowels.
(Magpie (forty "A").)
137. Alone in the sky,
There is no earth
And the woman has two of them.
(Letter B.)
138. How do day and night end?
(Soft sign.)
139. We guys are daring, we climb into the gaps in the genitals.
(Cockroaches.)
140. What is it: hangs on the wall and smells?
(Clock: the cuckoo died in it.)
141. What is it - a small, white blood sucks?
(Tampon.)
142. What is it - sits on a tree, black and croaks? For the letter Sh.
(Crow. Why on Sh? Because she pretended to be a hose.)
143. What is it - small, white, flies and buzzes? to the letter B.
(Fly. Why on B? Because the blonde.)
144. Quietly approached from behind,
Dropped it twice and left.
(Slippers.)
145. Hair on hair, body on body - a dark matter begins.
(Eye closes.)
146. What is - 100 x%ev and one rope?
(Barge Haulers on the Volga.)
147. What is - 100 ropes and one x% d?
(Paratrooper.)
148. What is - 100x%ev and 100 ropes?
(Barge haulers on parachutes.)
149. What is it:
Runs along the ceiling, sucks lamps?
(Ceiling lamp pump.)
150. Hanging - dangling, called in three letters. In the middle "U".
(Shower.)
151. What is:
Two ends, two rings?
(Gay wedding.)
152. Why did Lenin walk in boots, and Stalin in boots?
(On the ground.)
153. Why don't elephants fly?
(By air.)
154. How does a person differ from a locomotive?
(The locomotive first whistles, then moves off, and the person first starts off, and then walks and whistles.)
155. Black on top, red on the inside.
How to shove - so beautiful.
(Galoshes.)
156. Consists of three letters,
Starts with "X"
When it's worth working
When he finishes, he bows.
(Chor.)
157. What a fellow
dripping from the end in the morning?
(Samovar.)
(Option: Water faucet.)
158. Who is:
He doesn’t shoot himself and doesn’t give to others?
(Alexander Matrosov.)
159. Hanging pear - you can not eat.
(Alien pear.)
(Option: Aunt Grunya hanged herself.)
160. Two turtles (male and female) walk in love along the shore holding each other by the paws. An hour later, only the male returns. Where is the female?
(She stayed there - he forgot to turn her over.)
161. Two men are on different sides of the earth. One walks a tightrope over a cliff while another gets a blowjob from a 70-year-old woman. Both men have the same thought. Which?
(Do not look down.)
162. Creeps, crawls - a stone will eat. Crawling again, crawling - the stone will eat.
What it is?
(Rockstone.)
163. Creeps, crawls - the tree will eat. Crawling again, crawling - the tree will eat.
What it is?
(Rockstone. He eats trees.)
164. In a dark room, on a white sheet - two hours of pleasure.
(Movie show.)
165. What is Adam in front and Eve in back?
(The letter a".)
166. Why do girls in Paris have red hair?
(On the ground.)
167. Two backs, one head, six legs. What it is?
(Man on a chair.)
168. How is the first floor different from the ninth?
(From the first floor you will fall: “Boh! - A-ah!” And from the ninth floor, “Ah! - Wham!”)
169. Scarlet sugar itself, green velvet caftan.
(Negative on color film, depicting the "new Russian".)
170. There-here-back:
You and me are happy.
(Swing.)
171. A multi-colored yoke hung over the river.
(A sign of the beginning of madness.)
172. What is the difference between a tractor and a tomato?
(The tomato is red, and the tractor door opens outwards.)
173. What is it:
sits on the window, speaks French?
(Frenchman.)
174. The more of them, the less weight. What is this?
(Holes.)
175. What is the difference between a horse and a needle?
(First you sit on a needle, then you jump, and first you jump on a horse, then you sit down.)
176. What is:
Black, square, hairy on the nightstand?
(TV [n $% doy covered].)
177. Black dog does not bark,
does not bite, but does not let into the house.
(A dead black dog blocking the entrance to the house.)
178. Pet, begins with a "t".
(Cockroach.)
179. Pet, begins with "d".
(Two cockroaches.)
180. Pet, begins with "s".
(Just one cockroach.)
181. What is:
Black - on one leg?
(One-legged negro.)
182. What is:
Black - on two legs?
(Two one-legged blacks.)
183. What is:
Black - on three legs?
(Piano.)
184. What is:
Black - on four legs?
(One-legged negro at the piano.)
Funny riddles at a corporate holiday will help create a relaxed atmosphere at the holiday and cheer up your colleagues. With their help, you can diversify the program of the event.
You can combine these kinds of riddles on topics: "animals", "food", "names", "objects", etc., or ask them randomly, using them to fill in pauses between games, competitions and dances.
Funny riddles for a corporate party
- Which clock shows the correct time only twice a day? (Hours that stand).
- How many months in a year have 28 days? (All months).
- How do day and night end? (Soft sign).
- How can seven children, three of their parents and a big dog not get wet under one umbrella? (They won't get wet if the weather is fine).
- What can't be eaten for breakfast? (Dinner and supper).
- One egg will boil in three minutes. How long does it take to boil three eggs? (3 minutes).
- How many eggs do you think a very hungry person can eat on an empty stomach? (Just one, because the next egg will not be eaten on an empty stomach).
- There is a tub in the yard, and in that tub there is a frog. How many frogs would there be if there were five tubs? (Perhaps none.)
- Cool riddles for a corporate party are a great way to compete in wit, add fun to any holiday.
- From which bird do you need to pluck feathers to get morning, afternoon, evening, and night at once? (Day).
- Fluff flew for an hour, flew for two hours, flew ... for a day. Where did the fluff come from? (Day).
- What is easy to pick up from the ground, but difficult to throw far? (Pooh).
- Six capercaillie were sitting on a tree. A hunter came and killed one capercaillie. How many birds are left? (None, since the rest have flown away).
- The hunter walked past the clock tower. He took out a gun and fired. Where did he get to? (to the police).
- Can an ostrich call itself a bird? (No, he can talk).
- There are 16 chickens, 4 rabbits, 2 puppies, 2 cats, 1 rooster and 8 hens in the yard. The owner came with the dog. How many legs were there? (Two legs. The rest are paws).
- Which word always sounds wrong? (The word "wrong").
- What question will never get an answer: "Yes"? ("Are you sleeping now?")
- It belongs only to you, but all relatives, friends, acquaintances and colleagues often use it. What is this? (Your name).
- What pronouns bridges spoil? (I-we).
- What can't you find in a women's handbag? (Order).
- Who speaks all languages? (Echo).
- Although they themselves do not burn, they have to be extinguished constantly. (Debts).
- What should you do when you see a green man? (Cross the street).
- What happens to a ball if it is dropped into the Red Sea? (The ball will become wet).
***
If very, very long
Scream loudly,
If everyone, gathered together,
Invite him to visit.
That on New Year's Eve
Who will definitely come?
(Police squad).
***
Adults and children know
That sober at the banquet
All that remains is
Festive ... (tree).
Funny riddles that you prepare for a corporate party guarantee a sea of positive and positive emotions for your entire company.
- You are in the seat of an airplane, a car is driving in front of you, and a horse is galloping behind you. Where are you at? (Ride the carousel).
- Which wheel does not spin when making a right turn? (Spare).
- What is 90-60-90? (This is a passage past the traffic police).
- Who doesn't get their hair wet in the pouring rain? (Bald man).
- What gets the back of your head with your teeth? (Comb).
- What is the least desirable wish for a plump woman who has caught a cold? ("Get well soon").
- You enter through one door and exit through three. You think you're out, but you're actually in. What is this? (Shirt).
Your colleagues at the corporate party will also surely like cool tricky riddles in verse. After reading such riddles, the answer suggests itself, which as a result turns out to be incorrect. The correct answer does not rhyme at all.
***
Hockey players are heard crying:
The goalkeeper missed them ...
(puck, not ball).
***
birthday on the nose
We bake…
(cake, not sausage).
***
Everything is covered in white snow.
So it's coming...
summer Winter).
***
At night, every window
Weak lighting...
Sun moon).
***
For lunch to son Vanya
Mom will cook soup in ...
(in a saucepan, not in a glass).
***
We welcome our guests:
Drink them freshly ground...
(coffee, not tea).
***
The coldest place
In our house it is…
(refrigerator, not stove).
***
Down from the palm tree
To the palm tree again
Deftly jumping
(a monkey, not a cow).
At a corporate holiday, you can arrange individual or team competitions among guests to guess such funny riddles. Prizes in such competitions can be stationery, sweets, small toys and souvenirs.
From: Den.Str
About 40 million people do THIS at night.
What it is?
(Internet)
Crawling down the hill, running up the hill.
(Snot.)
There is a woman on the floor, opening her hole.
(Stove.)
Get up, reach the sky
(Rainbow.)
There is a plaque in the teeth, longing in the eyes.
(The peasant fell into a village push.)
What can't be eaten for breakfast?
(Dinner and supper.)
Jumping smartly and eating carrots?
(Grandma is on a diet.)
Who doesn't get their hair wet in the pouring rain?
(Bald.)
Not a rooster, but singing, not a grandfather, but a grandmother, who is this?
(Philip Kirkorov.)
One wheel thousand wings - what is it?
(Wheelbarrow with manure.)
What is it: a hard one is inserted into a soft one, and the balls dangle nearby?
(Earrings.)
Two women at the fence: one is glued, the other is sewn...
What should be done with them?
(Tear off the first, tear off the second.)
Red, long, 21?
(Tram.)
What is blue gold?
(Beloved wife got drunk.)
What is excited by Koch's wand?
(1. tuberculosis; 2. Koch's wife.)
What unites burnt bread, a drowned man and a pregnant woman?
(Didn't get it out...)
Two rings, two ends...
(Very fancy New Russian.)
A loves B, B loves C? What to do A?
(Find another B.)
(Lame behind the fence.)
How good it is for you and me, I am under you, and you are on me.
(Hedgehog carries an apple.)
What is it: flies and shines?
(A mosquito with a gold tooth.)
What is: 90/60/90?
(Speed with a traffic cop.)
(Pillar.)
Earrings for simpletons.
(Noodles.)
The arithmetic mean between a bicycle and a motorcycle?
(Moped.)
Hanging on the wall, green and beeping.
(Herring. Hanging on the wall because I hung it there, green because I painted it, and squeaks so that no one would guess.)
Gets out of the water, eight boobs, three p@#dy
(Eight sissy trip@#dec.)
Hanging between the legs, stinks and yells?
(Motorbike.)
What's on a woman's body
in the mind of a Jew
used in hockey
and on the chessboard?
(Combination.)
What question will no one ever answer yes to?
(Sleeping to the question: "Are you sleeping?")
How can you walk while sitting? (
In the toilet - on the toilet.)
With scales - but not a fish,
with p # $ doy - but not a woman,
with wings - but not a bird.
(Scaly n#$ winged.)
When is a person in a room without a head?
(When he sticks it out of the window into the street.)
What three-letter word is now most often written on the walls of toilets in schools and universities?
(You yourself X#@! The correct answer is WWW!)
Which social group has critical days twice a year?
(Students.)
When the goat is seven years old, what will happen next?
(The eighth will go)
Around the water, and in the middle of the law. What it is?
(The prosecutor is bathing.)
Small, yellowish, poking around in the ground.
(The Vietnamese is looking for a mine.)
Small, yellowish tumbles in the sky.
(Found!!!)
Why do you go to bed when you want to sleep?
(By gender.)
What is it: gold coins fall from a branch?
(Common in the land of fools.)
The goose barked all over Rus'.
(Swan.)
What is: two bellies, four ears?
(Cat wedding.)
Wrinkled Titus amuses the whole village.
(Lack of youth in the countryside.)
How many eggs can a woman hold in one hand?
(Both.)
Why is it warm for women in stockings in winter and cold for men in jeans?
(Because the men's heater is x@#vy, and the women's are n$@daty.)
What can you throw off a naked secretary?
(The naked boss.)
What is it: walks on the wall and plays? (A fly with a player in its ears.)
When a woman lifts her leg, what do you see? Five letters, starts with P, ends with A.
(Heel.)
With claws, not a bird, flies and swears.
(Electrician.)
Either hanging, then standing, then cold, then hot.
(Shower.)
You remember it a little, it will be hard, like a potato.
(Snowball.)
What is it: sitting on the ceiling, chewing on a light bulb?
(Ceiling lamp-biter.)
Who is: six wings, seven x#ev?
(Six-winged seven...)
One hundred clothes and all without fasteners.
(Bum.)
The hunter walked past the clock tower. He took out a gun and fired. Where did he get to?
(To the police.)
(Vodka.)
What is it: a little bald one runs through the forest?
(Hedgehog. Why is he bald? Escaped from Chernobyl.)
He does not bark, does not bite, but does not let him into the house.
(The wife does not let the drunken husband in.)
Four brothers stand under one roof.
(Mafia.)
Who is this - small, lives in the earth, begins with "Sch"?
(Servyachok.)
White, not sugar. Cold, not ice.
(Dead body.)
Which word always sounds wrong?
(The word "wrong".)
Ivashka stands on one leg.
(Disabled person.)
Under which tree does the hare sit when it rains?
(Under wet.)
What do money and a coffin have in common?
(Both are first boarded up, and then lowered.)
Two ends, two rings, and carnations in the middle.
(Victim of a maniac.)
Which wheel does not spin when turning right?
(Spare.)
What is it: small, black, beating against glass?
(Baby in the oven.)
How many babies will fit in a double stroller?
(And this, depending on how to chop ...)
What is: hanging on the wall and crying?
(Climber.)
(Woodpecker.)
What is it: first white, then vzh-zh-zhik, and red?
(Poodle of a neighbor in a mixer.)
Without windows, without doors, and inside there is a Jew? What is this?
(Sarah is pregnant.)
What is it: small, green, standing on the panel?
(Prostitute from another planet.)
It dangles on a rope, it's called "Z".
(Zoya Kosmodemyanskaya.)
Who will get to the refrigerator faster - a mouse or an elephant?
(Mouse. She will arrive on a bicycle.)
How to know if there is a mouse in the refrigerator without opening it?
(There should be a bicycle by the refrigerator.)
What is: green, bald and galloping?
(Soldier at the disco.)
What is it: blue, big, with a mustache and completely stuffed with hares?
(Trolleybus.)
Small, yellowish, opens the door by itself.
(Bruce Lee)
A little shriveled, there is in every woman.
(Highlight.)
A hippo flew across the sky, and a hunter with a gun ran after him on the ground. The hunter fired, and the hippo fell on him. Who is left alive?
(Elephant, because he flew out later.)
How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
(None. It's a hardware problem, programmers don't fix it.)
There is only one in the sky, There is none in the earth, And the woman has two of them.
(Letter B.)
How do day and night end?
(Soft sign.)
What is it: hanging on the wall and smelling?
(Clock: the cuckoo died in it.)
What is it - sits on a tree, black and croaks? For the letter Sh.
(Crow. Why on Sh? Because she pretended to be a hose.)
What is it - small, white, flies and buzzes? to the letter B.
(Fly. Why on B? Because the blonde.)
Hair on hair, body on body - a dark affair begins.
(Eye closes.)
What is - 100 x%ev and one rope?
(Barge Haulers on the Volga)
How many blacks are required to bury a person?
(Five. Four carry the coffin, and the fifth goes in front with a tape recorder.)
How is a person different from a locomotive?
(The locomotive first whistles, then moves off, and the person first starts off, and then walks and whistles.)
Consists of three letters
Starts with "X"
When it's worth working
When he finishes, he bows.
(Chor.)
What young man
dripping from the end in the morning?
(Samovar.
Option: Water faucet.)
Hanging pear - you can not eat.
(Another pear.
Option: Aunt Grunya hanged herself.)
Two turtles (male and female) walk in love along the shore holding each other by the paws. An hour later, only the male returns. Where is the female?
(She stayed there - he forgot to turn her over.)
The two men are on opposite sides of the earth.
One walks a tightrope over a cliff while another gets a blowjob from a 70-year-old woman.
Both men have the same thought. Which?
(Do not look down.)
Creeps, crawls - the stone will eat.
Crawling again, crawling - the stone will eat.
What it is?
(Rockstone.)
Creeps, crawls - the tree will eat.
Crawling again, crawling - the tree will eat.
What it is?
(Rockstone. He eats trees.)
What is Adam in front and Eve in back?
(The letter a".)
Why do girls in Paris have red hair?
(On the ground.)
Two backs, one head, six legs. What it is?
(Man on a chair.)
How is the first floor different from the ninth?
(From the first floor you will fall: "Bukh! - Ah!"
And from the ninth "Ah! - Boom!")
Scarlet sugar itself, green velvet caftan.
(Negative on color film, depicting the "new Russian".)
A multi-colored yoke hung over the river.
(A sign of the beginning of madness.)
What is it: sitting on the window, speaking French?
(Frenchman.)
The more of them, the less weight. What is this?
(Holes.)
How is a horse different from a needle?
(First you sit on a needle, then you jump,
and first you jump on the horse, then you sit down.)
What's happened:
Black, square, hairy on the nightstand?
(TV [n $% doy covered].)
The black dog does not bark, does not bite, and does not let into the house.
(A dead black dog blocking the entrance to the house.)
Pet, starts with a "t".
(Cockroach.)
Pet, starts with a "d".
(Two cockroaches.)
Pet, starts with "s".
(Just one cockroach.)
Black - on one leg?
(One-legged negro.)
Black - on two legs?
(Two one-legged blacks.)
Black - on three legs?
(Piano.)
Black - on four legs?
(One-legged negro at the piano.)
A hedgehog runs across the lawn - dragging, laughing. Why does he want?
(Because weed tickles pussy)
A hedgehog is running across the lawn - crying. Why is she crying?
(The grass was cut)
Smelly, red, dangerous for girls.
(Motorcycle "Java")
Gets out of the water, eight boobs, three c...
(Eight sissy trip...baby)
Thunder rumbles, bushes shake, what are they doing there?
(The bear eats raspberries)
If it weren't for grandmother's shaggy little ones, grandfather's beaters would freeze.
(Mittens)
Which country is the most armed?
(Israel, everyone walks there with sawn-off shotguns)
Lies on the back - no one needs. Lean against the wall - it will come in handy.
(Ladder)
Small, gray, like an elephant.
(Baby elephant)
A small, yellowish one lies under the bed, begins with a "Z".
(Kopeck. Why on "Z"? Rolled up)
A boy and a girl in the grass were doing something on "E".
(Eat strawberries)
Between the legs dangling on the "X" is called.
(trunk or tail)
Not horseradish, not a carrot - a red head.
(Pioneer in cap)
Where is the snowman from?
(From ZIMBABwe)
There is a cow - the hole is ready, the bull came into the hole - tyk.
(Lock and key)
Stop log in case of emergency braking.
(Pillar)
What is the difference between a teacher and a pedophile?
(A pedophile really loves kids)
What is it: the eyes are afraid - the hands are doing.
(phone sex)
What is it: there is a head, there is no head, there is a head, there is no head?
(Lame behind the fence)
What are you looking at me, undress, I'm yours.
(Bed or hanger)
What is it - the color of lilac, sees back the same way as forward, and jumps higher than the bell tower?
(A white blind horse, because the lilac is white, and the bell tower does not jump at all)
What is it: the power lies, and the water runs?
(The deputy is given an enema)
Hanging pear - you can not eat. Why?
(Boxers can fill their faces)
Everyone rides, but one piz..a.
(Husband got hit by a trolley bus)
All piz..a, and one ride.
(husband on a business trip)
All piz..a, no one riding.
(Trolleybus fell off the bridge)
Does not bark, does not bite, and is also called.
(@)
What is black and white, black and white, black and white?
(The nun rolls head over heels down the mountain)
What is it: written in black and white?
(Toilet at which stood a black man)
Green, spotted, jumping.
(Paratrooper)
What woman first rubs against you, and then demands money?
(Conductor on a tram)
Which plant knows everything?
(Horseradish)
How to put a giraffe in the refrigerator?
(Open fridge, put giraffe in, close fridge)
How to put an elephant in the refrigerator?
(Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put the elephant in, close the refrigerator)
The lion called all the animals to a meeting. All showed up except for one. What is this animal?
(It's an elephant. It's in the fridge, remember?)
You need to cross a wide river that is infested with crocodiles. How will you do it?
(Swim. After all, the crocodiles are all at the meeting with the lion)
What is it: small, gray in color and weighs 3 kilograms?
(A mouse that has weight problems)
What word starts with three "G"s and ends with three "I"s?
(Trigonometry)
One eye, one horn, but not a rhinoceros?
(A cow peeks around the corner)
What has a head but no brains?
(Cheese, onion, garlic)
What is black on the outside, yellow on the inside?
(Chicken Ninja)
What is it: with eyes - but does not see, with a beak - but does not peck, with wings - and does not fly?
(Dead crow)
What is it: in white lace, mooing and crawling on the ground?
(drunk bride)
What is it: a lot of heads, a long tail, eyes burning, eggs small and dirty?
(The queue for eggs for 90 kopecks of the 80s of the twentieth century)
What is one zero?
(Bald)
What is two zeros?
(Toilet)
What is three zeros?
(Bald in the toilet)
What is four zeros?
(Two bald men in the toilet)
What is five zeros?
(Olympics)
What is six zeros?
(Bald at the Olympics)
What is seven zeros?
(Olympic toilet)
If all women sit on the splits, what will happen?
(Land fiz...th will be covered)
Grain that has passed through fire, water and copper pipes.
(Moonshine)
The new name for the former American president's favorite musical instrument.
(Sexophone)
Why do women scratch their eyes in the morning?
(Because they don't have eggs)
The most harmful insect, the back is black, the abdomen is white, the paws are in manure.
(Summer resident)
What is the difference between a woman's breasts and a toy railway?
(Nothing: both are made for children, and dads play with them)
What do Formula 1 and sex have in common?
(Pit stop - tire change)
What is the last thing on the mind of a beetle flying into the windshield of a moving car?
(His ass)
You are sitting in an airplane, a horse is in front of you, a car is behind you. Where are you at?
(On the carousel)
Who is this: Red heels sticking out of the garden?
(Red heel ridger)
What should you do when you see a green man?
(Cross the street)
What is it - from three letters, enters one ear and exits the other?
(Scrap)
He left his grandfather, and he left his grandmother ...
(Sex.)
Without arms, without legs on a woman lope!
(Yoke)
Above the knee, below the navel, a hole large enough to fit an arm in.
(Pocket)
Hair, hair...and a sausage in the middle.
(Corn.)
Winter, forest, everything is covered with snow. A crushed penis lies on a large icy stump. What is this?
(Winter finally came.)
We guys are daring, we climb into the gaps in the genitals.
(Cockroaches.)
In a dark room, on a white sheet - two hours of pleasure.
(Movie show.)
It's black on top, red on the inside. When you put it in, it's so beautiful.
(Galoshes.)
Quietly came up behind, put it in twice and went.
(Slippers.)
Back and forth:
You and me are happy.
(Swing.)
They buried a prostitute, they wrote on the tombstone: "Now they will always be together." Who are they?
(Legs.)
What is it - green, press the button - red?
(Frog in the mixer.)
Cross-eyed, small, in a white fur coat, in felt boots?
(Chukotka Santa Claus.)
There is a bald hedgehog - how old is he?
(18 - he is taken to the army.)
The hairy head flies deftly over the cheek.
(Toothbrush.)
Black around, red in the middle.
(Radish in the ass of Negro.)
Black around, white in the middle.
(The radish is there, only bitten.)
The letter X is called, P. will see it rises.
(The trunk takes food.)
What is it - a small, white blood sucks?
(Tampon.)
Red head - works smartly.
(Woodpecker)
It nourishes in autumn, warms in winter, amuses in spring, cools in summer.
(Vodka)
Two ends, two rings? (Gay wedding)
To stroke the front, you need to lick the back. (Postage Stamp)
Mustachioed, striped. (Mattress)
What is it: enters dry, exits wet, gives warmth and joy? (tea bag)
What lengthens when it is picked up, passed between the breasts and thrust into the hole? (Safety belt)
Good riddles are pleasant to guess and interesting to guess. It develops thinking, logic and broadens one's horizons. The whole family can have an interesting evening with friends if you arrange a quiz.
Interesting riddles with a trick with answers
When a question hides subtext that is not immediately discernible, it becomes doubly difficult. Indulging in reasoning about a question, sometimes they forget about the condition. And here every little thing matters. Otherwise, the answer will be incorrect. According to this principle, the most complex riddles are built with a lot of data and numbers, but the answer lies on the surface, and even a child can give the correct answer.
Interesting riddles with answers:
- You are the pilot of an airplane that flies on the route "Paris - Amsterdam" with two transfers in Berlin. What is the name of the pilot?
/ The condition says that you are flying the plane. So your surname is also yours./
- The lights were turned off throughout the house. But in the closet there is a gas stove, there is also a kerosene lamp and a candle. There was only one match left in the matchbox. What will you light first?
/First, you should light a match./
- A bus was driving along a country road in a heavy downpour. All passengers fell asleep, only one driver was awake. What was his name and what is the route number?
/ In such a downpour, the numbers are not distinguishable. And the driver is Anatoly./
- An exam is being held at the military school of communications. There is silence in the classroom, only occasionally the teacher taps the table with a pencil. The cadet takes the ticket and sits down at the table. A minute later, he silently approaches with a record book, and the teacher, without asking a single question, gives him "excellent". The happy student leaves. Why?
/ The teacher checked both the knowledge and vigilance of the students. To do this, he, using Morse code, tapped out: “Whoever comes to me now will receive “excellent”. The student was the only one who responded correctly./
Sometimes a riddle is like a small problem: there is a condition, there is a question. For kids, it might be difficult. It is necessary to keep the condition in mind in order to guess. And the scope is still small. But for children of primary school age, interesting puzzles for logic with answers will be useful:
- Which cup is impossible to drink from?
/From empty./
- Under what bushes will a hare hide when it rains?
/ All bushes and trees are wet during the rain. The hare will hide under a wet bush./
- Two absolutely identical people go towards each other. Which of them will greet the other first?
/The one who is more polite./
- The weight of a full barrel of water is 100 kilograms. What should be done so that her weight changes by 10 kilograms?
/ Make a hole in it. /
- What is holding back without touching it with your hands?
/This is your own breath./
- The train moves in the direction of the wind. Where is the smoke directed?
/It does not have smoke, fireboxes in other train designs./
- Polar bears are known to be carnivores. Nevertheless, they eat the seal, but not the penguin. Why?
/They just don't meet, penguins don't live in the North./
- When is the sky lower than the earth?
/When it is reflected in a puddle./
- No matter how huge the pan is, there is something that will never fit in it. What is this?
/ The lid of the pan is always made a little larger than the circumference. /
- It is in the room, but in it is the room itself. What is this?
/Mirror./
Short logic puzzles
This is the name of the tasks in which it is required to draw up a logical sequence of reasoning. She will come up with an answer. Here, too, attentiveness to the condition is the key to the right decision. Here are some interesting logic puzzles with answers:
- A person cannot sleep for seven days. However, he found a way. Which?
/ He decided that he would sleep at night - after all, you can’t do this only during the day. /
- One farmer was returning home from the field. Suddenly a strong wind came up and it started to rain. The farmer had nothing to protect himself, and he came home completely wet. But it turned out that not a single hair on his head got wet! How did he achieve this?
/The farmer was bald./
- One teacher of physics clearly demonstrated the laws of nature. He could briefly set the closed jar on the table in such a way that most of it hung over the floor. True, then the bank still fell. What is the secret of physics?
/ He first froze water in a jar, laying it horizontally. The water was about one third of the jar. When he placed it vertically on the table, the column of ice was always on the table, and the empty part was above the floor. When the ice began to melt, the weight was distributed throughout the bottom and the can fell./
funny riddles
Brainstorming can be tiring. Therefore, we alternate difficult tasks with funny questions. The main thing in them is the smile of the listener. Interesting riddles with answers:
- There is a word that is always mispronounced. What is this word?
/This word is "wrong"./
- He has two horns, but this is not a bull, he has legs, but no hooves, he flies - howls loudly, lands - digs the ground.
And here is a chain of funny riddles that will amuse both children and adults:
- How to put a giraffe in the refrigerator for one-two-three?
/1. We open. 2. We put a giraffe there. 3. Close./ - How to put an elephant in the refrigerator for one-two-three-four?
/1. We open. 2. We throw out the giraffe. 3. Pop the elephant. 4. Close./ - Leo ordered everyone to come to the meeting. One didn't come. Who? /This is an elephant, he is sitting in the refrigerator./
- How to cross a river full of crocodiles? /Quickly before the crocodiles return from the meeting./
For adults
Some large commercial corporations use logical tasks when selecting employees. When you need not intelligence, but the ability to make non-standard decisions. These questions, which will have to be carefully considered, will appeal to parents and older students. There is something to break your head over here. Interesting riddles for adults with answers:
- The prisoner is given a chance of release, provided that he correctly decides his fate. Otherwise, he will face execution. He is placed in front of two doors guarded by two guards. It is known that one always tells the truth, and the other - every other time. The prisoner has the right to ask two questions to only one, but he does not know who is which of the guards. He was able to solve the problem and was released. How did he do it?
/1. Are you a sly one? 2. Is this door to freedom?/
- Mr. Jones called the police and said that Mr. Wills was threatening to kill him. He insisted that someone be sent to him immediately. A detective arrived at the scene and found Jones' body. Turning on Jones' recorder, he heard: "Wills is going to kill me. He's already here. Hiding is useless. This recording will be grounds for his arrest." The detective realized that this was a false trail. The real culprit was discovered later. Why wasn't Wills arrested?
/ A rewound dictaphone tape spoke of fabricated evidence against Wills. If he saw Jones speaking into a recorder, he would have destroyed the recording./
For children
- Why are you going to sleep on the bed?
/By gender./
- What happens to a red handkerchief if you put it in a river?
/Wet./
- Write the word "mousetrap" using five letters.
- That a sheep has one, a sparrow has two, and a mouse has none?
/The letter "o"./
- Name the canvas from which nothing can be sewn.
/Railway./
- Name the forests where no one lives.
/Construction./
- Name a car wheel that does not rotate while driving.
/Spare./
- Name five days in a row without naming numbers.
/ The day after tomorrow, tomorrow, today, yesterday, the day before yesterday. /
- Name the first female pilot.
/Baba Yaga./
- Which comb is not suitable for hairstyles?
/Rooster./
- How is water carried in a sieve?
/In the form of ice./
For the whole family
Stories about Sherlock Holmes are read with interest by both adults and children. I immediately want to apply his deductive method, and then tell my best friend: “Elementary, Watson!” And if there were cell phones in his time, it would be quite simple. For you - interesting riddles with answers, where the famous detective appears.
- Once, while walking around London, Sherlock Holmes noticed a woman lying on the ground. Unfortunately, she was dead. Holmes took a phone out of her purse and found her husband's number there. Calling him, he said: “Your wife is dead. Come quickly." When he arrived, the police were already waiting for him. Holmes pointed to him as a criminal. Why?
/Holmes did not name the street where he found the body./
And here is a problem about the inhabitants of a remote Russian outback:
- An orphan girl lived on a farm. She had 3 cats, 3 dogs, 3 parrots and 2 hamsters. Hamsters had babies, 7 pieces. I needed to buy food for these animals. The road to the store went first through a field, then through a forest, then again through a field, then again through a forest, then again through a field. But it turned out that the food was not delivered. She had to go to another store: field, forest, field, forest, field, forest. It was an unfamiliar forest, and the girl fell into a well-camouflaged hole. Then she heard that she was given a condition: if she gets out of the hole, her mother will die. If she stays in the hole, her dad will die. How should she be?
/Get out of the pit, because everyone died long ago./
After reviewing all these interesting riddles with answers, you can deduce the principles by which they are composed and try to please your loved ones with new options about Sherlock Holmes or intricate puzzles in which the main thing is to remember the condition well.
Each of us from childhood loves to solve riddles. And if they are funny and cool, then the joy is doubly added. But over logical riddles with a catch, you have to “break your head”. But all the same, this is a great option to have fun at home at a holiday, and at a corporate party, and just in a friendly company. They are also suitable for competitions.
And in today's selection you will find a lot of funny, funny and cool riddles with a trick, simple and difficult for adults with answers. Have fun!
What is the most expensive coffee in the world?
Funny riddles with a trick with answers
How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
(None. This is a hardware problem, programmers do not solve them)
You are sitting in an airplane, a horse is in front of you, a car is behind you. Where are you at?
(On the carousel)
Small, grey, like an elephant.
(Baby elephant)
He may not have children, but he is still a dad. How is this possible?
(This is the Pope)
One hundred heads and a ton of copper.
(Brass band)
With a mustache, big, carries hares. What is this?
(Trolleybus)
1 eye, 1 horn, but not a rhinoceros.
(A cow peeks around the corner)
Which hand is best for stirring tea?
(Tea is better to stir with a spoon)
What does the watchman do when a sparrow sits on his hat?
(asleep)
What could be bigger than an elephant and weightless at the same time?
(Shadow of an elephant)
What is the difference between an elephant and a flea?
(An elephant can have fleas, but a flea can't have elephants)
Earrings for simpletons?
(Noodles)
What living creature can easily change its head?
(Louse)
What is the best age for a child?
(When you no longer lead him by the hand, and he still does not lead you by the nose)
Lights up but doesn't heat up.
(15 years of strict regime)
What is the name of a cow that does not produce milk?
(Greedy)
The most expensive coffee in the world?
(Coffee spilled on laptop keyboard)
What is the most disliked phrase of a sapper?
(One foot here, one foot there)
For a wise man, there are a thousand riddles around, for a fool or half-wit, everything is clear.
Indian proverb
What should you do when you see a green man?
Funny logic puzzles with a trick with answers
These three TV stars have been on the screen for a long time. One is called Stepan, the second is Philip. What is the name of the third?
(Piggy)
This is given to us three times. The first two times are free. But for the third one you have to pay.
(Teeth)
What is the difference between a priest and a Volga?
(Pop is a father, and Volga is a mother)
- Is it red?
- No, black.
Why is she white now?
Because it's still green.
What are we talking about?
(About blackcurrant)
The geese went to the watering hole in single file (one after the other).
One goose looked ahead - there are 17 goals in front of him. He looked back - he had 42 paws behind him.
How many geese went to the watering hole?
(39. 17 in front, 21 behind, and the goose itself, which turned its head)
A man bought apples for 5 rubles per piece, but sold them for 3 rubles per piece.
After some time, he became a millionaire. How did he do it?
(He was a billionaire)
Why did Lenin walk in boots, and Stalin in boots?
(On the ground)
Under what condition do 3 boys and 2 girls, 4 adults, 1 dog and 1 cat not get wet under just 1 umbrella?
(Assuming it doesn't rain)
An old woman was carrying 50 eggs to the market, and the bottom fell. How many eggs are left? (Pronounce "a bottom" as "one")
(All crashed as the bottom fell)
How to jump from a twenty-meter ladder and not crash?
(Jump from the first step, or, for the brave and dexterous, from the second or third)
Ivan went to Moscow, went to the mill. There are 4 windows, each window has 4 cats. Each cat has 4 kittens, and each kitten has 4 mice. How many legs are there?
(Two legs - Ivan, the rest - paws)
Funny trick riddles with answers
Given a word of 4 letters, but it can also be written with 3 letters.
You can usually write it down with 6 letters and then 5 letters.
Spawning contained 8 letters, and occasionally consists of 7 letters.
("Given", "it", "usually", "then", "having been born", "occasionally")
From which bird do you need to pluck feathers to get morning, afternoon, evening, and night at once?
(Day)
You enter through one door and exit through three. You think you're out, but you're actually in.
(Shirt)
What is the longest word in Russian?
(A word about Igor's regiment)
Two legs - on three legs, and the fourth - in the teeth. Then four ran up and ran away with one. They shouted two for three and three for four. But four squealed and ran away with one.
(A child with a chicken foot in his teeth riding a tricycle)
Everyone knows that three cubed equals twenty-seven. Four cubed equals sixty-four. And the language in the cube?
(The language in Cuba is Spanish)
The boy Petya's mother works at school as a cook, and his father works at a meat-packing plant. Question: what is the weight of the boy Petya?
(Excess)
They themselves do not burn, but they still have to be extinguished.
(Debts)
What happens if you combine Microsoft and iPhone?
(micro phone)
There is a rich house and a poor one. They are on fire. Which house will the police put out?
(Police don't put out fires, firemen put out fires)
Crossroads. Traffic light. KAMAZ, a cart and a motorcyclist stand and wait for the green light. The yellow light came on, KAMAZ accelerated. The horse was frightened and bit the motorcyclist's ear. Like an accident, but who broke the rules?
(Motorcyclist - he was not wearing a helmet)
The first man is the owner of the gems,
The second person is the master of love,
The third person is the owner of the shovel,
The fourth person is the owner of the big stick.
Who are they?
(Kings in a deck of cards)
Russian man has always been a mystery to a foreigner.
Boris Polevoy
Riddles-jokes with a trick with answers
The most famous semiconductor?
(Susanin)
What is: hanging on the wall and crying?
(novice climber)
What is the similarity between a motorcyclist and a chicken?
(Both sit down and rush)
How to find Lenin Square?
(You need to multiply the length of Lenin by the width of Lenin)
Why does the rooster sing so much?
(Because he has ten wives and no mother-in-law)
Why doesn't the horse eat chocolate?
(And who will give it to her?!)
Which plant knows everything?
(Horseradish)
Who was the first traffic cop in Rus'?
(Nightingale the Robber)
What is the fear of Santa Claus called?
(Claustrophobia)
Between two luminaries I sit alone.
(Nose)
I may be a fool, but it's nice to feel stuffed.
(Stomach)
What do milk and hedgehog have in common?
(Both can fold)
"It's an eternal mystery how the same woman over and over again drives a man crazy"
What is 90-60-90?
Funny riddles for girls and women with a trick
Small, shriveled, is there in every woman?
(highlight)
What is 90-60-90?
(Riding past the traffic cop)
Before calling a woman a "bunny", what should a man check?
(Make sure he has enough "kale")
What is the difference between a women's hostel and a male hostel?
(In the women's dormitory, the dishes are washed after meals, and in the men's dormitory, before)
Husband going to work
“Honey, brush my jacket.
Wife:
- I've already cleaned it.
- What about trousers?
- Cleaned up too.
- What about boots?
What did the wife say?
(Do boots have pockets?)
The name of the first woman in the world to master an aircraft.
(Baba Yaga)
The girl could not sleep at night. She twisted and turned, but nothing could help. Suddenly she picked up the phone and called somewhere. And after that she was able to sleep peacefully. Why exactly after the call she could fall asleep?
(In the next apartment, the neighbor snored very much. She called him and woke him up. Then she fell asleep)
Both capricious and stubborn, she doesn’t want to go to kindergarten ...
(daughter, not mother)
What is not in a women's handbag?
(order)
What did Anna Karenina leave as a legacy to modern fashion?
(Platform shoes)
A gift to my husband from the resort.
(Horns)
How many shoes does a woman need to be “completely happy”?
(One pair more than she already has)
In this video, there are other tricky, funny and cool riddles with a trick. Try to guess!
