Toasts in Armenian. Armenian wedding toasts

The Caucasus is famous for its hospitality, fun, centuries-old wise elders in the mountains and, of course, unsurpassed Caucasian wine. Caucasian highlanders drink wine not from glasses or glasses, as is customary with us, but from a horn. Before that, they make a toast.

A Caucasian horn with wine is not a shot of vodka that can be knocked over by saying a short toast “To your health!”. The fact is that a horn filled with wine cannot be put on the table - it must be drunk to the bottom. Therefore, it was in the Caucasus that wonderful Armenian and Georgian toasts were born. The toast should be long and meaningful - you need to somehow mentally prepare yourself to drink the horn of wine to the bottom.

Especially colorful and famously twisted Armenian and Georgian toasts are pronounced at the wedding.

Caucasian residents revere the wedding as a special solemn day not only for the young, but for their entire family. Georgian wedding toasts will make your wedding interesting and unforgettable. And if, while making a toast, you also successfully imitate a Georgian accent, then the performance will be received with a bang, and all other toasts will fade in comparison with yours.

Toast Examples

A wise old man was asked:

- Why does it happen in life: there are many friends who have become enemies, but there are practically no enemies who have become friends?

The elder gave the following answer:

- Look at the house - it is easier to destroy than to build. And the money is quickly spent, but it takes a long time to earn. And a fragile earthen vessel breaks instantly, but it is difficult to create it.

So let's drink to the fact that our newlyweds in their lives create, build and earn.

In one mountain village, a young girl and a hot guy met somehow. Their love was strong and soon they got married.

We lived well, and then my husband went on a business trip. “Don't worry, dear,” he told his wife. I will be home in five days.

Five days have passed, ten, twenty ... But the husband does not return. The frightened wife remembered ten of his friends living in different villages, and sent telegrams to all of them: “Do you know where my husband might be?” The next day, she received ten identical replies: "Don't worry, your husband is staying with me."

So let's drink to friends who will not let you down!

In the mountains of the Caucasus there are many hundred-year-old elders, strong and healthy. And all because those days that a person spends with his friends, in good company, do not count towards age.

Let's drink to our young people, who have gathered friends for the wedding today and thereby extended their lives!

There lived a cheerful young horseman in the mountains. He had many friends, they often came to visit, and the owner always treated them to good wine and barbecue. When the guy decided to get married, he asked his father to send invitations to his friends.

The wedding was magnificent - all the relatives came, only for some reason there were no friends.

Father, did you invite my friends? asked the puzzled son of his father.

“Of course,” the father replied. - But I wrote briefly "Need help" and, as you can see, no one came.

I want to drink for young friends who come not only to the wedding, but also in those moments when their help is needed.

One man was righteous and a believer. When his life ended, he went to heaven to God. God, for his righteous life, allowed him to live on earth for many more years and presented him with three chests so that he would open them only when he returned home.

On the way to the ground, the man could not resist and opened one chest. Joy fluttered out of him and flew far away. The bewildered man opened another chest - love fluttered out of it and dissolved in the sky.

Clutching the last chest to his chest, the man returned to earth and opened it there. Hope came out of the chest, and the man stayed with it.

So let's drink to the young so that they never lose joy, love, or hope!

Once at a wedding, the toastmaster raised a glass of wine to make a toast. Silence reigned, and at that moment the toastmaster felt with horror that his stomach was twisted, and he needed to release gases. Then he made the following decision: he would say a toast, then he would shoot from a pistol and, under a shot, would do his job. But the weapon failed and did not fire. But the stomach did its job.

Out of great shame, the toastmaster ran away from the wedding high into the mountains and lived there alone.

Ten years later, he went down to the village and asked the first person he met: "What's new with you?" To which he said:

“Eh, how ten years ago one toastmaster farted at a wedding, so there was nothing new.

So let's drink to ensure that our intentions do not diverge from our deeds!

Old Georgian wisdom says:

If you want happiness for one day - drink a glass of wine!

If you want happiness for one month - play a wedding!

If you want happiness for one year - fall in love secretly!

And if you want happiness for life - keep your health!

For the health of the young!

May there be sadness, grief, and trouble in the life of our dear newlyweds. But exactly as much as I leave drops of wine in this glass!

A dog was sitting on the bank of a stormy river. A snake crawled up to him and asked:

“I can’t swim, take me to the other side.”

- Aren't you going to bite me? the dog asked.

“No,” the snake promised.

She got out on the dog's neck. They float. In the middle of the river, the snake bit the dog.

- What have you done! the dog screamed. We'll both drown! You promised me!

“What can you do?” said the snake. This is my feminine nature.

So let's drink to the unpredictable female nature so that it never costs us our lives!

Once in the mountains, a small pack of wolves attacked ten hunters and tore them all to pieces. On another occasion, a pack of wolves attacked three hunters. After a bloody battle, all the wolves were killed.

Why did the wolves tear ten people apart, but could not cope with three? Because the first time it was just ten hunters, and the second time it was three best friends.

So let's drink to the newlyweds, let them be surrounded by friends with whom no problems are terrible!

A young Georgian sits on the bank of the river and catches fish. Not far away, a young girl decided to take a swim. She undressed, and the dzhigit said to her:

“Hey, beauty, it’s forbidden to swim in this river.

“Why didn’t you tell me that when I hadn’t undressed yet?” – the girl was indignant.

“Hey, listen, it’s not forbidden to undress in this place,” the horseman answered.

So let's drink to the women present here so that they ask less unnecessary questions.

Armenian toasts

Somehow a German, an Englishman, a Turk, a Russian and an Armenian gathered together at the table.
The German raises a toast:
- let's drink to German power!!
everyone is drinking..
Englishman:
- let's drink to the English precision!!
drink it too..
Turk:
- and I want to raise a toast to Turkish carpets!!
Russian:
- then I'll raise another toast to the Russian girls!!
the turn of the Armenian .. he, after thinking, raises a toast:
- let's drink to the Armenians who love Russian girls on Turkish carpets, with German power and English precision!!!

Armenians in Armenia drink:
- FOR ALL ARMENIANS WHO WALK IN FOREIGN TERMS..!! GOD GIVE THEM HEALTH AND FORCE TO SUFFER ALL DISASTERS!!!
Armenians in foreign countries drink:
- FOR ALL ARMENIANS WHO LIVE IN THE HOMELAND TODAY..!! GOD GIVE THEM HEALTH AND FORCE TO SUFFER ALL DISASTERS!!!

Once Ashot was driving from one village to another. The road passed among the mountains, winding between rocks, along cliffs and abysses. Suddenly the donkey stopped - and not from a place. Ashot began to pull him, urge him on. The donkey stands rooted to the spot. Ashot began to scold him with bad words, call him names, whip him with a whip. But the donkey, as it stood, remained standing. Then he went. And then Ashot saw that around the bend there was a huge stone that had just fallen, and if the donkey had not stopped, the stone would have nailed him along with the rider. The owner hugged the smart animal and thanked.
So let's drink to the fact that we always listen in a dispute to the opinion of another person, even if he is a donkey.

One merchant had a shop, and he sold honey. One drop of honey fell on the ground, and a wasp sat on it, and the cat ran and grabbed it. The dog chased him and grabbed the cat, and the owner of the shop hit the dog and killed it. Near this village there was another one, and the dog was from that village.
How the owner of the dog found out that the shopkeeper had killed the dog, ran and killed the shopkeeper. The peasants of the two villages rose up to Tuti, and a great battle began between them. And all the people died, only one person remained who told me this story. And all this because of one drop of honey.
I propose to drink for the fact that not one drop could ever bring discord into our heads and deprive our minds.

One merchant had a son, and the merchant once gave him a coin and said:
- Take it, son and try to save money.
The son threw the coin into the water. The father found out about it, but said nothing. The son did nothing, did not work, but only ate and drank in his father's house.
Then the father called his son and said:
- Go son, and earn money yourself.
The son went and got a job. From morning until late evening, he kneaded clay with his bare feet and, having received the money, brought it home.
- Look, father, - said the young man. - I have earned money.
The father replied:
- Well, son, now go and throw them into the water.
The son realized that he had previously been unfair to the kindness of his father and lowered his head.
So let's drink not for a belt and rods, but for the wisdom of our fathers and grandfathers.

It was a long time ago when the mountains of Armenia were even higher than they are now. Ashot stood naked by the rock, he had a hat on his head. A primitive naked woman approached Ashot. Ashot covered his lower abdomen with a hat. The woman first removed one of Ashot's hands, then the other - the hat continued to cover the lower abdomen.
Let's drink to the power that held the hat.

In one eastern state, the ruler arranged a competition for young men: whoever cuts an apple on the chest of the Shah's daughter with a sword and does not injure her will receive a daughter as his wife and half the kingdom in addition. The first boy came out. The girl was so beautiful that he stared, miscalculated the blow and touched his chest with his sword. The servants seized the young man and cut off his head.
The second young man enters. He looked at the girl, his hand trembled, he waved his sword and wounded the girl's chest. He was also executed.
A third young man came out, raised his sword over his head, struck, cut the apple without touching the girl's chest. He, too, was captured and put in prison to be executed. When he asked why they wanted to execute him, they answered him:
- For company!
So let's drink to our honest company!

Armenian toasts

Why do we drink to women standing up? Firstly, because lying down is uncomfortable to drink. Secondly, to tower proudly over them for a while. Thirdly, we drink standing up, because that's how it enters more. Fourthly, we, thus, knead stiff limbs. Fifthly, we get up to brush the rest of the lettuce off our trousers. Sixthly, we get up in order to better see all the women present at the table. Seventhly, they came up with this ritual in order to rush sharply from a high start in which case. Eighth, we thus find out which of us remained under the table to molest women. Ninth, we get up so that when we sit down, we feel relieved. And, finally, we rise in order not to hear in our own ears: “Stop drinking! You've had enough." So, for women! Men drink standing up!

In one eastern state, the ruler arranged a competition for young men: whoever cuts an apple on the chest of the Shah's daughter with a sword and does not injure her will receive a daughter as his wife and half the kingdom in addition. The first boy came out. The girl was so beautiful that he stared, miscalculated the blow and touched his chest with his sword. The servants seized the young man and cut off his head. The second young man enters. He looked at the girl, his hand trembled, he waved his sword and wounded the girl's chest. He was also executed. A third young man came out, raised his sword over his head, struck, cut the apple without touching the girl's chest. He, too, was captured and put in prison to be executed. When he asked why they wanted to execute him, they answered him: - For the company! So let's drink to our honest company!

Once a bee asked a snake: - Why, when I bite - I die, and when you bite - the bitten one dies? The snake answered her: - Because my bite is professional. Let's drink to professionals in their field!

A reckless woman is one who, without looking back, rushes into the pool of passion and always comes out dry from the water. For reckless women!

From our interlocutors we hasten respectful attention, from friends we expect sensitivity, support and understanding, from partners in sex - caresses and satisfaction of our passionate desires. And only to those who are beautiful, we ourselves are ready to give free of charge the first, second and third. So let's drink for generous love and for its reciprocity!

Mount Ararat has been rising proudly for many years and centuries. It is for us a symbol of what We mean little in front of the eternal mountain. Let's drink in honor of the hero of the day, Let him be like Ararat, Without a shadow of a doubt and even a flaw, Happy, and powerful, and rich!

A noble woman is one who firmly believes that men are good. For faithful women, let them be rewarded according to their faith!

A silent woman is one who knows well who is worth what, and therefore is silent. For the silent ones, whose silence is costly!

An ascetic woman is one who leads a solitary life in a monastery. For ascetic women!

The mother praises the girl - run, the neighbor praises - take it. Let's drink to beautiful girls!

A true Georgian will always say that the best cognac is Georgian. A true Armenian will say that the best cognac is Armenian. A true Russian will say that the best drink is vodka. So let's drink vodka for the friendship of peoples!

Three brothers lived in a mountain village. The youngest was 40 years old, but he looked like a decrepit old man. The middle brother was left without a single tooth at the age of 50. And the eldest was 70 years old, but his health was envied by those around him. The younger brothers decided to find out what is the secret of such youth. The old man gladly received the guests in his house. And when the brothers came, he asked his wife to prepare refreshments. "Honey, don't forget to bring the best watermelon," the owner ordered. When the woman brought a watermelon, the old man cut it up and said: "This fruit is not suitable, bring another one." Six times the owner sent his wife for a new watermelon. He liked the last option, and he was pleased with the woman's choice. When the meal came to an end, the guests asked the old man: "What is the secret of your youth and excellent health?" The owner replied: “Did you see how my wife obeyed me, fulfilling my desires? But at the same time, neither she nor I were irritated. My wife and I have been living in harmony and peace for many years. This is the secret of my appearance." In this toast, let's wish the newlyweds eternal peace, youth, harmony, mutual understanding!

Two Armenians are talking: - Yesterday I went fishing, I was walking along the river bank, suddenly a naked girl was right at me. Well, of course, the first thing I threw my fishing rods. - What are you, an idiot? – interrupts the other, – but what about the girl? - Wait, don't bother! Of course, the first thing I did was throw my rods into the bushes. A man in the Caucasus will never trade a beautiful woman for fishing! For beautiful women on a fishing trip!

Armenian toasts
The best Armenian toasts from all over the internet. We have collected a selection of toasts for various holidays and for any occasion with an unsurpassed Armenian flavor. Read only the best toasts on the Toast.ru website.

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Armenian toasts

Armenian toasts

A man and a bear fraternized. The man called Toptygin to visit and gave a feast in his honor. And saying goodbye, he kissed the clubfoot and asked his wife to do the same. But the wife spat and said angrily: "I can't stand stinking guests!" Soon the man visited the bear. Deciding to chop wood on the way back, he took an ax with him. Mishka affectionately greeted the guest, and then began to insistently ask him: - Hit me on the head with an ax! The man refused for a long time: is it possible?! But the owner of the den insisted on his own. What to do? The guest grabbed the clubfoot with a butt on the head and badly injured him. A month later, the friends met again. The bear's head had time to heal, and he said to the man: - You see, brother: the wound from the ax has healed, but the heart, wounded by the tongue of your wife, has not healed. The tongue can not only hurt, but also kill.
Let's be careful with this dangerous weapon!

Suliko and Shota lived and fell in love with each other. They fell in love and got married. Just got married, Shota has to go on a business trip.
“Don’t worry,” he says to his young wife, “I’ll be back in three days.”
Three days have passed, three times three days have passed, and Shota does not return. Ten times three days passed, and still no Shot.
The young wife became agitated and sent telegrams to ten faithful friends in ten cities. And telegrams came from ten cities from ten true friends:
— Don't worry, Shota is with us.
So let's drink to true friends who do not fail in trouble.

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Cool Armenian toasts

Somehow a German, an Englishman, a Turk, a Russian and an Armenian gathered together at the table.
The German raises a toast:
Let's drink to German power!!
everyone is drinking..
Englishman:
- let's drink to English accuracy !!
drink it too..
Turk:
— and I want to raise a toast to Turkish carpets!!
Russian:
- then I will raise the next toast to Russian girls !!
the turn of the Armenian .. he, after thinking, raises a toast:
- let's drink to the Armenians who love Russian girls on Turkish carpets, with German power and English precision.

Armenians in Armenia drink:
— FOR ALL ARMENIANS WHO WALK IN FOREIGN TERRITORIES. GOD GIVE THEM HEALTH AND FORCE TO SUFFER ALL DISTRICTS.
Armenians in foreign countries drink:
— FOR ALL ARMENIANS WHO LIVE IN THE HOMELAND TODAY. GOD GIVE THEM HEALTH AND FORCE TO SUFFER ALL DISTRICTS.

Once Ashot was driving from one village to another. The road passed among the mountains, winding between rocks, along cliffs and abysses. Suddenly the donkey stopped - and not from a place. Ashot began to pull him, urge him on. The donkey stands rooted to the spot. Ashot began to scold him with bad words, call him names, whip him with a whip. But the donkey, as it stood, remained standing. Then he went. And then Ashot saw that around the bend there was a huge stone that had just fallen, and if the donkey had not stopped, the stone would have nailed him along with the rider. The owner hugged the smart animal and thanked.
So let's drink to the fact that we always listen to the opinion of another person in a dispute, even if he is a donkey.

One merchant had a shop, and he sold honey. One drop of honey fell on the ground, and a wasp sat on it, and the cat ran and grabbed it. The dog chased him and grabbed the cat, and the owner of the shop hit the dog and killed it. Near this village there was another one, and the dog was from that village.
How the owner of the dog found out that the shopkeeper had killed the dog, ran and killed the shopkeeper. The peasants of the two villages rose up to Tuti, and a great battle began between them. And all the people died, only one person remained who told me this story. And all this because of one drop of honey.
I propose to drink for the fact that not one drop could ever bring discord into our heads and deprive our minds.

One merchant had a son, and the merchant once gave him a coin and said:
“Take it, son, and try to save money.
The son threw the coin into the water. The father found out about it, but said nothing. The son did nothing, did not work, but only ate and drank in his father's house.
Then the father called his son and said:
“Go on, son, and make your own money.
The son went and got a job. From morning until late evening, he kneaded clay with his bare feet and, having received the money, brought it home.
“Look, father,” said the young man. “I have earned money.
The father replied:
- Well, son, now go and throw them into the water.
The son realized that he had previously been unfair to the kindness of his father and lowered his head.
So let's drink not for a belt and rods, but for the wisdom of our fathers and grandfathers.

Beautiful Georgian toasts for birthday, wedding, anniversary

Often at any holiday they say not only lyrical and beautiful congratulations in verse, but also toasts. They are funny, humorous or life with meaning. In this article, Georgian toasts will be presented to your attention, which are ideal for a friendly feast. They bring a lot of laughter and joy to guests. They also teach those present about worldly wisdom.

A toast to women

In the Caucasus, men appreciate, respect and love the weaker sex. Therefore, in those places a lot of congratulations have been created that are dedicated to women. Here is one beautiful Georgian toast. Listen to the Caucasian parable that has spread all over the world:

Once, one sunny day, a snake crawled to Allah and said: “I'm tired of crawling, I want to remove my scales. Turn me into a woman And I can sting people anyway. It doesn't have to be a snake." Allah helped and turned her into a woman. Soon a white dove flew to him and asked for the same request as the snake. And so it happened. Allah turned the dove into a woman and said, "Go and do good." Since then, there are two women: evil and kind. So let's drink to good, lovely ladies, who are more than bad and harmful with a black soul.

Toast to love

A lot of poems and songs are written about love. There are probably as many toasts, if not more. They are not only about women, men, but also about a strong feeling. Georgian toasts are famous for their simplicity and beautiful sayings. Indeed, in the Caucasus it is not customary to say wishes in a rude form. In Georgia, there is a beautiful toast about love and family relationships:

The horseman chose his future wife among three girls who were attractive to him. He asked the first: "What is 3 times 3?" She answered without thinking, "Eight." The horseman decided that his wife would be too frugal. He asked the same question to the second girl, and she said that it would turn out 9. The horseman realized that he was facing a very smart young lady. The third bride replied that 3 times 3 would be 10. The horseman decided that the girl would be generous and it suited him.

And here is the question: “Which young lady will the horseman decide to marry? On economical, smart or generous? If you don't know the answer, it's easy. Dzhigit marries the girl that his heart points to, and at that moment he did not hear the voice of reason. So let's drink to the fact that we always listen to our hearts, especially when it comes to love.

birthday toast for a man

From time immemorial, Georgian toasts have been valued for their depth of thought. Their artistic style of presentation, solemnity, emphasis amaze and touch many people. Georgian birthday toasts for a man are beautiful and vital. We offer one of them:

In Georgia, in one driving school, a student is asked a question during an exam and the situation on the road is explained: you are driving along a narrow road, there are high mountains to your left, and a steep and large cliff to your right. Suddenly you saw that right in front of you was a beautiful girl with a terrible old woman. Question: what will you push? The student answers: "A terrible old woman." The teacher says: "Wrong, you need to press the brake." Let's drink to the fact that in any, even the most difficult situation, the birthday man does not forget to press the brake in time.

This Georgian birthday toast to a man teaches that every person can stop in time, take his time and avoid unpleasant situations. And if a person has a difficult birthday, but an anniversary? What kind of toast would you like? Read more about this later in the article.

Georgian toast for an anniversary

Very long, but clever and instructive congratulations. Hear how beautiful it sounds:

Once upon a time, God gave man only 25 years of life. For some reason, he decided that this was enough. Animals (horse, dog, monkey) God gave as much as 50 years. However, the man decided that this was not fair, went to the animals and asked for a request. He begged the horse, the dog, and the monkey to give some of their lives.

Since then, it has become customary that the first 25 years a person lives well. He has a happy childhood, a carefree youth and no problems. For the next 25 years, people work, that is, they plow like a horse, not sparing themselves and their strength. For the next 25 years, the man lives like a stray dog. The children left him, many acquaintances forgot about him, no one needed him anymore. For the last 25 years, man has been living in the manner of a monkey. Those around him laugh at him, because he is an old and weak old man (old woman). So, let's drink to ensure that our hero of the day lives another hundred years, not like an animal that no one needs, but like a real person, without worries, problems and troubles. So that children, grandchildren, great-grandchildren and friends never forget about him.

This Georgian birthday toast has a meaning that many people understand. He teaches to value himself, his closest and dearest people.

When going to a wedding with Armenians, it is necessary to prepare in advance a sincere and sincere congratulation for the newlyweds. Well-chosen words of toasts can touch, cheer or make you think about the future. In order for the Armenian wedding to be remembered for a long time, you need to approach the choice of wishes for the bride and groom with all responsibility. If you choose the right Armenian wedding toasts, then you will be able to convey all the positive feelings and emotions that you planned to tell your loved ones. Such wishes will become a real decoration for the celebration.

Funny wedding toasts in the Armenian style

The gala evening of a significant event should be full of sincere toasts and congratulations. If you plan to impress your guests with a unique and dazzling speech, then you need to use Armenian wedding toasts. Each such wish is a short or long parable that can convey good nature, sincerity and humor to all the guests present.

When choosing Armenian toasts for the upcoming wedding, you should also learn how to tell them in a fun way. A wish uttered with an Armenian accent can push even a non-drinking guest to drink. Therefore, before you make a toast at a wedding, first learn the words and practice speaking in front of a mirror. But if you cannot decide which congratulation to choose, then we suggest using the presented examples of Armenian toasts.

• Armenian toast from friends about a young family

Once it happened that a poor but kind guy fell in love with a beautiful but rich girl. The parents of the future bride were against such a wedding and forbade their daughter to even look in the direction of an unpromising young man. After that, the unfortunate guy had to turn to God for help in this grief. This is how the Armenian epic appeared. But, not paying attention to the blessing of the Almighty, the father of his beloved took his sharp, long knife and decided to kill the poor young man. This is how the Armenian tragedy appeared. Meanwhile, the girl's father saw a young man in the distance, ran up to him, drawing a dagger.

But a miracle happened, and the sharp blade of the knife pierced not the guy, but the container of wine on the back of the animal, which the young man was leading to a watering place. This is how the Armenian martial art appeared. The father, seeing how the wine flows out, decided to drink under the blossoming almonds along with the future next. And hugging each other, they sang a song. This is how Armenian folklore appeared. After some time, passers-by saw the young man and brought the good news to the young beauty, who was looking forward to the indulgence of her father. This is how the Armenian radio appeared.

We offer to drink a glass of wine for all the guests present to witness how an Armenian family appeared!

• Armenian toast from the uncle of the bride

High, high in the mountains, where the moonlight gently embraces the peaks of the mountains, a beautiful flower grew. The beauty of it was breathtaking, and the smell made the heart of anyone tremble. So let's raise a glass to our flower - the beautiful bride, whose charms have driven millions of men crazy. But on this day, she went to one lucky man who forever stole the heart and soul of this beauty. Let's drink to the bottom for the bride and groom!

• Armenian toast from friends for the groom

The parents had an only son, to whom they did not refuse anything. The boy grew up sociable, kind, so he had many friends. When he was 18 years old, he met a beautiful and unique girl. After some time, the young man decided to marry. When it came time to invite friends, the guy's father offered to help. He said that he would independently call everyone with whom his son was friends. The young man agreed.

When the day of the wedding came, the parental home was filled with the guy's relatives. But the young man was surprised by the fact that not a single close friend came to the wedding. The frustrated guy approached his father for an explanation. The old horseman replied: “All your friends have received invitations. But in postcards I wrote a request for help. Here you can see what came out of it.” So let's raise our glasses to the true friends who gathered at the wedding to congratulate and support the groom on a responsible day.

• Armenian toast from parents for newlyweds

Three brothers lived in a mountain village. The youngest was 40 years old, but he looked like a decrepit old man. The middle brother was left without a single tooth at the age of 50. And the eldest was 70 years old, but his health was envied by those around him. The younger brothers decided to find out what is the secret of such youth. The old man gladly received the guests in his house. And when the brothers came, he asked his wife to prepare refreshments. "Honey, don't forget to bring the best watermelon," the owner ordered. When the woman brought a watermelon, the old man cut it up and said: "This fruit is not suitable, bring another one."

Six times the owner sent his wife for a new watermelon. He liked the last option, and he was pleased with the woman's choice. When the meal came to an end, the guests asked the old man: "What is the secret of your youth and excellent health?" The owner replied: “Did you see how my wife obeyed me, fulfilling my desires? But at the same time, neither she nor I were irritated. My wife and I have been living in harmony and peace for many years. This is the secret of my appearance." In this toast, let's wish the newlyweds eternal peace, youth, harmony, mutual understanding!

• Armenian toast from friends

One day the gods decided to create a woman. They took the bright sunlight, the warm sea breeze, the slenderness of a siren, the talkativeness of a magpie, the beautiful voice of a nightingale, the drops of rain, the beauty of a snow-white swan, the thoughtful moonlight. Added some thunder and lightning sparks to the image. All components were combined, mixed and got a woman. After that, the gods decided to give it to the man: "Take it and enjoy it." So let's drink to the magical and mysterious mixture that lurks in every woman! This toast is for beautiful ladies!

• Armenian toast to love

Several hundred years ago, in a mountain village, a young couple decided to exchange rings. To do this, they climbed a high mountain, but the groom became agitated and dropped the ring into a deep gorge. The young guy decided to get the wedding rings on his own, and ordered his bride to stay where she was and wait for her return. Many years have passed since then.

When the groom returned, he saw a wrinkled old woman instead of a beautiful lover. But such changes did not frighten the young man. Without looking away, he walked over to the woman and placed the wedding ring on her hand. The old woman instantly turned into a young, beautiful bride. So let's raise our glasses to the healing power of love! This toast is for our newlyweds to pass all life's trials with dignity!

Video: real Armenian wedding toast

If you plan to surprise the guests present with a long and plot-driven congratulation for the groom, we recommend using the toast presented in the video below. With the help of this plot, you can feel the whole flavor of Armenian wishes addressed to close friends. Such an original toast will cause a storm of positive emotions from all the guests present.

Armenian toasts can decorate any wedding feast. With the help of long and beautiful congratulations, you can surprise everyone present. But if you prefer to address the newlyweds with a few kind but meaningful words, then we suggest learning short wedding toasts in prose or verse for this. Say congratulations from the bottom of your heart, and you will surprise a young family with interesting, unusual wishes on your wedding day.

vodka eats, glasses too. gnatsinc

kenatsd anush, anushi tsotsum

Between the first and second break is small!
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Already a month over the mountain, so let's go for the second!
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So that the children do not get sick, you need to drink a third!
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The President issued a decree - everyone should drink for the fourth time!
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Dear friends!
May you have as much health as your mothers wish you!
May you have as much strength as your wives desire!
And when you stay up late in the evening "at work", let only what your wives think happen, but in no case what your mothers think!
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A proud dzhigit fell in love with a beauty.
“If you refuse me,” he told her, “I will die.”
She refused. He took it and died ... however, after eighty years.
Girls remember: refusing a man - you kill him!
Let's drink to the fact that real beauties never refuse real horsemen!
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One mountaineer had two of four sheep killed by lightning.
- Yes! It’s not sweet for you, ”the neighbor sympathized.
- From what? God himself is now my brother, he divided the cattle in half with me, - the resilient highlander answered.
Let's drink, friends, to the optimism that helps us survive in any situation!
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One day a bee asked a snake:
- Why, when I bite, I die, and when you bite, the bitten one dies?
The snake answered her:
- Because my bite is professional.
Let's drink to professionals in their field!
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A real dzhigit gets out of bed to rest.
Let's drink to real men!
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The lions in the circus have a new trainer.
- Well, how did you like this trainer? - one lion asks another.
“I don’t know yet,” another answered, “we’ll chew and see!”
And we have already chewed, and we learned everything. I propose to drink for an excellent hostess and a wonderful table!
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A very wise man said:
Lost money, lost nothing.
Health lost - half lost.
Honor lost - lost everything.
Let's drink to never, under any circumstances, lose the most precious thing we have - our honor!
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Guys, you know what girls always say to me?
- Not!
- How do you know?
Let's drink to the fact that women always tell us only: Yes! Yes!! Yes!!!
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The ant, after drinking, waking up in the morning under the tank, said:
- Look what booty I dragged yesterday! A sober person would never have dragged it.
I propose to drink for our hidden opportunities!
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When life gives a powerful kick in the ass, people act like some animals:
1. Hares - die.
2. Elephants - calm and invulnerable.
3. Birds - they grow wings.
Let's drink to the fact that the losing streak turned out to be a take-off for us!
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I want to propose a toast to the fact that this table will never be empty, that it will break and even sag from the weight of wines and dishes, and that, around it, such cheerful good and happy people will always sit, as they are now!
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Let's drink to the fact that we have as much grief left as drops remain in our glasses.
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The wise man said:
- If you can not, but really want to, then - you can.
Let's drink to "may"!
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One day, God took the sunlight, the pensive moonlight, the slenderness of the chamois, the meekness of the dove, the beauty of the snow-white swan, the breath of the breeze, the lightness of down, the talkativeness of the magpie, the singing of the nightingale, the torrents of rain, thunder and lightning. I mixed everything, and it turned out ... a woman. God breathed life into it and gave it to Adam:
- Take - enjoy and suffer!
So let's drink to this magical mixture! For beautiful women!!!
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A man remains a man as long as he loves.
A woman remains a woman as long as she is loved.
So let's drink to love and our eternal youth! May we love and be loved always!
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We all know the old truth:
- A true friend is known in misfortune.
So let's drink to the fact that we never have to test our friendship!
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Let's drink to wives and mistresses, and that they never meet!!!
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Let's drink to the fact that we have everything, and we have nothing for it!
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Scientists have recently made a discovery. It turns out that the mountain did not go to Mohammed because Mohammed had nothing to drink.
Let's drink so that we always have something to drink and so that friends come to our house more often!
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One wise man said:
A woman is a creature that creates a lot of trouble and inconvenience for a man as a reward for those little joys that she sometimes gives him.
Let's drink to the joys of life!
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One day two friends met. One says to the other:
- Can you imagine, I showed up home last night, all smeared with lipstick!
- Yes, I can imagine how you got it from your wife!
- And do not say! Completely tormented. All the time screaming: "I want the same! I want the same!"
I propose to drink for the fulfillment of all desires!
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Let's drink to the fact that money attacked us and we could not fight them off!
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Let's drink to you and me and to hell with them!
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Well, again, there is no reason not to drink!
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Let's drink, friend, while we're here,
In that world they won't.
Even if they give
Let's drink there and drink here.
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A Negro crawls through the desert, dies of thirst, and, suddenly, finds an old bottle. Opened - from there the genie:
- My lord, I will fulfill any three of your wishes.
- So… I want a lot of cold water… I want a lot of women and… and… I want to become white!
- No problem, - said the genie, and ... the Negro became a white toilet in the women's toilet.
“I want to be black again,” the negro pleaded.
- Okay, it will be so - said the genie, - and ... turned off the water in the toilet.
So let's drink to the good gins at this table, fulfilling all our desires.

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Polar night. A lost, frostbitten traveler, barely dragging himself along the tundra, calls for help with his last strength:
- Lu-yu-di-i!
Chukchi in a hotly heated tent, having heard screams, pours himself a hot cup of tea, lights his pipe and grins:
- Like the city, so the Chukchi, like the tundra - so "lu-yu-di".

Let's drink to the fact that always, under any circumstances, those sitting at this table remain real people.
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Better is the little of the righteous than the abundance of the wicked.