Statuses about relatives are cool. Statuses about relatives
The most important thing in life is your family. For her you have to fight and worry. Your wife and mother will worry about the rest.
Every time there was such a moment when you suddenly wanted to turn on the music at full volume and dance, dance. Then you turn around awkwardly, and then the whole family is dying.
With the creation of a family, you should forget about partying and all other entertainment. But they will never replace children's laughter and the first words of your baby.
Frequent family naivety: money multiplies in the wallet, food multiplies in the refrigerator, and storks bring children.
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Only having matured, you understand that there are no more important reliable friends, dear family, beloved woman and own son in life.
Bentley and money are not important, but a happy family with a bunch of kids, money and Bentley is already something ...
When creating a family, look at all the qualities of a partner, but a pretty face is enough for entertainment for one night.
- Carrots, carrots, why are you so sad? - See the juice? My family…
It was only when my wife started to ride next to me that I understood the true meaning of the term "handicap on the right."
In family scenes, one is the director, the other is the director.
Ideal family: dad works, mom is beautiful!)
If family members do not love each other, if fellow villagers and townspeople do not respect each other, such a family is not good, not a village or a city.
For a woman, there is no greater joy than children.
Our mother is crying loudly that everyone in the apartment is pigs. Hush mommy don't cry, others have the same shit
I don't want a rich husband with a Mercedes ... but I just want a happy family and many children! ... that's all.
Dad decided to check if I was swearing, and tripped me
Judging by how everyone is actively adding each other as relatives, our city is one big friendly family.
In the family circle, everyone had their own corner.
My family is strange: dad talks to his car, mom with flowers, sister with cats, I'm the only one normal - with a computer and a phone
And in the evenings they watched the radio with the whole family ...
I realized that my childhood was over when my parents started hiding cognac from me at home!
Intelligent family. The wife plays the violin. Husband: - Well, okay, okay, stop! I'll buy you a new dress ..
A happy marriage is a marriage in which the husband understands every word that the wife does not say.
Married life is a war every day and a truce every night ...
If my pasta burns out, it means “crooked-handed! You don't know how to cook! "
I have a family. Me, a cat and a blanket. We even sleep together!
The family is one of the masterpieces of nature.
I know the password, I see the ATM, I believe my dad is an oil tycoon
Family Statuses - Good spouses have the same goals.
In a large family, individual peasants grow up crippled.
My family always comes first ..!
The guarantee of family happiness is in kindness, frankness, responsiveness.
In family life, keeping your dignity, you must be able to yield to each other.
Equality in the family means that the husband is equal and the wife is equal. And the wife is especially distinguished by this.
The family is not the place where everything is perfect, but where they forgive each other!
If there is hazing in the family, then there is fatherlessness.
A family is a small country in which PAPA is the President, MAMA is the Minister of Finance, the Minister of Health, the Minister of Culture and Family Emergencies, and the CHILD is a people who constantly demand something, resent and go on strike.
Who is in charge of the family is not the main thing. The main thing is to keep the family alive.
All happy families are alike, each unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.
Do not give birth to children for the sake of family happiness - give birth to children in happy families.
Marital happiness is when two neuroticisms coincide perfectly.
The family is the foundation of the most important thing in a person's life.
Forgive me mom, married son
Better buffet than Swedish family.
You should always be the youngest child in the family.
Today we walked with dad, how nice it was to walk with him by the hand. Love him.
Thank you mom for your kind words. For dedicating yourself to me. You are the only one for me. You are my family.
In the family, the power of reason is good, the power of strength is evil.
Children are happiness! But it comes at such a high price !!!
Happy is he who is happy at home with his family.
Mom, dad, why do you think that elderly people in the village are a good company for a child in the summer?
In a family you will not be full of love alone, but you will drown without love.
Marital love that goes through a thousand accidents is the most beautiful miracle, albeit the most common.
Statuses about the family - Smack - we are a couple, chpok - family, tryn - you are dad, I am mom.
Smack - we are a couple, chpok - family, tryn - you are dad, I am mom.
The family is the place to find love!
In some families, one happiness is to quickly escape from a home nightmare. Those who run like this have the most active life.
If the family is not filled with children's screams, they are more than compensated by adults ...
The family is not a unit of the state. The family is the state and eats
In the family, as in the state, the most dangerous thing is anarchy.
A considerable benefit for the family is the expulsion of the villain from it.
The family is one of the masterpieces of nature.
I realized that my mother can be proud of my upbringing, when, catching his heel on a step and flying half a ladder, I yelled: `oh-oh-oh!`
If the child is always visible, but not heard, then this is the ideal child. But even he dreams of ideal parents, who are neither seen nor heard.
In family life, the most important screw is love ...
Many parents pack their trouble and send them to camp ...
Do not forget that everything in the family should be equal: a new fur coat for a wife, socks for a husband
Toys are devices invented by adults so that children do not interfere with adults playing their games.
HAPPINESS is my child, in whose eyes you look and understand why God created you !!!
Even the devil in his own hell would like to have polite and obedient angels.
Who is in charge of the family is not the main thing. The main thing is to keep the family alive.
My friends, family and love are non-negotiable! They are perfect period.
How quickly time flies! Before you have time to start a family, the children are already getting divorced!
Mom brought up a true lady in me. Father is a kind person. Destiny is a vengeful bitch ... Thank them for that
A young family (14 and 15 years old) is looking for a family friend with a passport to buy alcohol and cigarettes.
For a woman, there is no greater joy than children and family.
Even the strongest family is no stronger than a house of cards.
My family is my castle.
A real family begins with the birth of the first child ...
The husband is always right, but the wife is never wrong.
It is easier to win peace in a family by concluding a truce in it in time.
A family is a group of people who are connected by blood ties and quarreled about money issues ...
Normal family. In between quarrels and fights, the couple gave birth and raised three normal children.
Today in our family in the morning complete harmony reigns: the baby took "Vrednolin", mom - "Stervozol", and dad - "Papazol". Everyone is happy
Decent family. The girl is 14 years old. I didn’t spend the night at home. She comes home and twists her panties on her finger ... Parents naturally, with the question: - Where have you been all night? What did you do? - I don't know what it's called, but it's a lifelong hobby.
In a large family ... the refrigerator is empty.
For a man there is nothing more beautiful than waking up in the same bed with two girls ... .. and quietly admiring how they sleep. Such defenseless, sweet and beloved - wife and daughter
Home comfort is a decoration for family scenes.
First, parents interfere with our lives, then children, and only when grandchildren appear, we understand that we have not lived our lives in vain.
Head of the family: one for all and all for one!
On the day of family, love and fidelity. I wish you happiness, Take care of your family, After all, she is the only one!
In happy families, the spouses quarrel, sharing the gifts of the Magi, leaving each other a tidbit.
It is better if someone is in charge of the family. And it's better if this “someone” is love.
You collect your husband, then the child, then the second child, and then you try to collect yourself in 10 minutes ... and they all look at you together and say ... Mom, you always get together the longest!
Happiness is when you have a large, friendly, caring, loving family in another country.
Enjoy your family, this is the most beautiful thing on earth ...
Dad, dad, who's that in the corner - shaggy, with red eyes, sitting all night? - Do not be afraid, daughter, this is our mother in VKontakte.
After getting acquainted with Photoshop, there is no mercy to anyone: neither relatives, nor friends, nor pets.
In the first place I have my family, and right after them - close friends. They are another family of mine.
Russian folk tales, as a rule, end happily: “We lived and lived and died together. Kick-ass, how great! xDD
A father, mother and family always have a reason to be dissatisfied with their daughter (son).
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The day will come when I will appear on the street to breathe clean air and enjoy the sun's rays. Then I will dial the phone number of my family and friends, and I will ask for forgiveness. Do not remember it dashingly, my dears!
Can't you see the meaning of life? Remember your relatives and imagine what will happen to them if suddenly you find yourself in the next world? You need to live for your family.
You are not in your "relatives" or in your "friends". I just scored on you.
If a lover has a young man, this is not at all a reason for a scandal in the family.
Stop being sad, because in life you can find a lot of reasons for joy. Smile to those you meet, give happiness to your family. Let you be happy even with something that previously caused only negative emotions.
Mom: "What are you protecting yourself with?" Daughter: "By moral principles, mom!"
The quickest way for a mother to get the attention of her children is to sit down and pretend that you feel good.)
It was a great holiday! I especially remember the Russian folk riding on police bobiks ...
There are only two normal guys in the world, but one is my dad and the other is my brother.
- Why would you have a dog? What is the use of it? - I do not know. I still don't understand why I turned you on, and what is the use of you ...
Selling a husband, in good condition - 24 rubles. (two eggs for 7 rubles and a pipette for 10).
Carefully! Mom at the computer ...
Goodbye, mom and dad credit card ... Hello, new blouse, miniskirt, dress and notation about finances and their problems ...
Boys and girls sniff cocaine, does your mother know what you are doing? LSD, ecstasy, methodon, heroin, different speeds, everything is not for everybody. Do not take the forbidden fruit, brother, think about your family, think about your health. No need, brother, do not ruin your life, do not stay salt on your cheeks with your relatives.
I like lovers, they are so oxygenated or something
Nothing is sobering as a parent call!
A barrel of wine thrown in in time turns popular unrest into festivities.
Today you, tomorrow mom, then I ... "Dad, are you sure that the family panties are worn this way?"
In our family, only a mobile phone is engaged in charging in the morning.
Only a stupid woman can keep an eye on her husband. The smart ones take care of themselves ...
The teachers are gardeners. They plant seeds in a fertile soil of knowledge, water them, turn them towards the sun. And then from such small defenseless seeds wonderful, noble flowers grow. And these flowers are we ...
The second marriage is a victory of hope over common sense.
I congratulate all women on the upcoming March 8 - International Day of Friends of the Defenders of the Fatherland.
My grandfather said that there are only two opinions: the first is his, the second is not correct ...)
I'm happy that I have you, mommy.
Sometimes it is easier to answer: “No, I don’t know” than to explain to parents how to use this or that program, etc.
Love for a mother is the highest feeling!
A few months after they met. - Dear, isn't it time for you to introduce me to your family? - I don't even know what to do. The children are now with their mother-in-law, the wife is on vacation ...
I never beat the guys off, never got drunk "in the trash", did not cheat on the guy-goat in order to take revenge ... But I respect adults, I understand my relatives and my best friend, and I love Life with all my heart.
- you and I are sisters in misfortune. - yes, and judging by the extent of the lousy - relatives.
I really love my dad! He has not been with me for more than a year ... I will always remember him. Take care of your loved ones! Love them! It hurts to lose relatives. Hope you are in paradise!
Stole her personal diary from my sister - let's say "YES" to slavery! 🙂
folk signs for the new year If you do not know who broke the glass, then they are celebrating with you
As soon as you start living separately from your parents, the auto-fill function of the refrigerator is automatically disabled.
Friends are your family and friends in difficult times)))
How these sites are highlighted in time *. Right at the moment when ancestors enter the room ...
Mother-in-law: - When does my train leave? Son-in-law: - At 20 hours 45 minutes 36 seconds.
I saw him with an arc ... I went to the hairdresser, bought new clothes, changed my makeup, came to visit him ... And this is his sister ...)
Actually, I don't care about your plans! In my plans, I will marry you in a couple of years!)
First, parents teach us to walk and talk, and then they want us to sit and be silent!
How I want love! To dizziness, so that the heart beat faster, To look into his eyes for a long, long time, so beautiful and dear, so that two halves of one whole. Naive, huh ?! Is it really in this world to really love, be sweet, tender. Just naive ?!
We stood on the edge of the abyss for so long that we began to call this land home.
without pathos and unnecessary phrases in pajamehalate and woolen socks not made up with a cup of steaming tea, so dear and cozy sometimes funny and sometimes in tears and with a cigarette support and support in any situation a storehouse of advice and a grave of secrets we just have each other and this is the main thing
May our children have rich parents!
Happiness is when there are no sick people in the house. There are no relatives in prison. Among friends there are no rotten ones.
Now my soul is so empty. My brother went to the army. So lonely. And you sit and wait, out of habit, when he will come from the university.
Love for mom is the most important thing in our life!
The house is in ruin, hungry children, mom spends hours on the Internet.
As dad said, so it will be according to mom!
When my brother is at home, it can be seen that he is at home. Trash and unwashed dishes are everywhere. And when I'm at home, you can hear that I'm at home! 🙂
Eh, the ancestors are gone ... In vain ... They do not regret their neighbors at all!)
Close people always seem narrow-minded ...
International news: A silicone tanker sank off the coast of Cuba. Now a huge tit is sailing to the shores of America.
Well this is too much! Status: "I got married today." Th you immediately ran from the registry office to write the status ?! And instead of the wedding night chatted with her husband ?!
It's so nice when you come up to your dad and ask: "Dad, am I good with you?" And he replies: "You are my best!"
The honeymoon is especially beautiful when the honey is not lime!)
The bonds of friendship are immeasurably stronger than the bonds of kinship, for we choose friends ourselves, and fate sends us relatives ... Boccaccio Giovanni
If you want to marry a smart, beautiful and rich - marry three times.
New Year ... The eternal smell of tangerines, outside the window, colorful fireworks, and champagne is intoxicating, and most importantly, all the closest and dearest, such dear people to you, gather on this very day.
The mother had three sons. Two are smart, and the third is ... an athlete.)
Do you want trouble? Pick up your sister's phone while talking. Typhoon of emotions!
so maybe you look a person in the eyes, and he looks so dear to you, so beloved ... but you look at his actions and you realize that all this is far from so ...
Graduation is getting closer and closer: goodbye to school, goodbye to childhood, to the people I loved so much, for me it’s goodbye to my hometown ... But most importantly: goodbye to the one I have loved since I was 10 years old. He won't even remember me. I'm sure about it. But I will always keep it in the back streets of my soul ... Always ...
I always thought that everything I want is impossible to achieve. but now I am with him, so dear and the best, and every five minutes I receive an SMS from him. and no matter how long and hard you went to this. the main thing is not to sit still. everything will work out
We are together for 2 months ... We will part for 12 months ... During these 2 months I fell in love with you, I got used to you, you have become the closest and dearest to me ... It will be difficult, but we will cope with you ... I will wait! Necessarily ... The army is not the end of the world. It should be so. Just a check. We will survive!
Family is strength
- Poverty is not a vice. The poverty of relatives is a vice.
- Missing loved ones isn't so bad. Worse - when you miss their absence.
- The less often my relatives call me, the more money they probably have.
- Whatever one may say, but sometimes a good friend is better than any relative.
- They say that you can get along with any neighbor, unless it is one of the relatives.
- The advantage of a rare surname, whatever it may be, is that you will definitely recognize a relative.
- Remember that it is rare to have a sincere and caring relative.
- Popular wisdom says that if you have money or living space, your longevity annoys everyone.
Relatives as punishment
Bad relatives are not only a perpetual disorder, but also an option for status. Make your moves beautiful!
- Any problem needs to be solved, and speaking hurtful words means being weak.
- It’s bad when you have to pay for a good husband by communicating with his relatives.
- Relatives, like friends, get to know in trouble.
- It's a shame that people whom I once considered close have turned into a generator of advice I don't need.
- What a pity that we do not choose brothers and sisters for ourselves ...
- Unfortunately, envy is a common occurrence between relatives.
- From relatives I respect only my mother. And, you know, that's enough for me.
- It is necessary to talk about family happiness either to completely strangers, or to no one.
Relatives and not so
A person who is close to you by blood and at the same time is a friend is a real rarity. He probably deserves the status of meaningful relatives.
- I look at my relatives and think: how people don't shy away from us at all ...
- Ties are not the main thing. The main thing is support and mutual respect.
- The family can be large, or it can consist of one person. Think about it.
- Finding someone with a similar interest to you at a gathering of relatives is priceless.
- Yes, they are not the richest and not the most educated. But I know that they are a mountain for me!
- Having a lot of different uncles and aunts is bad. If they all need to give gifts.
- They say that you need to talk about what worries you in time, because later it may be too late. So, dear sisters and brothers, you will definitely get it right!
- Happiness is when you like your own men even more than the man himself.
When life turns to war
Statuses about husband's relatives with meaning should be as subtle as possible and, at the same time, hit the bull's eye. We have created a selection of just such!
- Sometimes you want to thank fate for the fleetingly met people, and sometimes - to curse for a single mother-in-law.
- So I want to believe in karma and the fact that I do not endure it in vain ...
- It is bad when you love your husband so much that you are ready to put up with all his relatives.
- Only those mothers-in-law who understand how difficult it is for their daughter-in-law in the first time can bear the title of “mother”.
- When communicating with the spouse's relatives, it is better to be silent. But even here you run the risk of being too talkative.
- I’m definitely not a writer, but if I was asked to describe my mother-in-law and father-in-law, I would scribble a whole book.
- When I got married, I realized that gossips are not only on the benches ...
- It's good that there are other people to communicate, besides my spouse's relatives.
When you are the one and only normal relative
Problems communicating with his mom or brother? No problem! After all, there are statuses about the husband's relatives with meaning.
- I would not mind going not only to the Cote d'Azur, but to any place so as not to see your faces!
- I wish you many years of life, but only without me.
- Parents are not chosen, sorry, not only their own.
- A holiday with his family is a real school of survival.
- It's not that I don't want to go to you, it's just that my flower is sick. You see, I'm sitting there wiping his snot.
- The closer the time of their arrival, the more difficult it becomes to breathe ...
- I've already seen his mother. I'm afraid marriage should be postponed. Maybe a year, maybe two, maybe a few dozen years.
- You know, I am ready to pay any money so as not to hear your overvalued advice. Better to let life teach ...
Cry from the heart
Ideal people do not exist, as, in principle, ideal relatives do not exist. Especially from the side of a loved one. Meaningful statuses about the husband's bad relatives never lose their relevance.
- I have nothing to communicate with those who are poor in soul.
- I used to think that no one can piss me off in 5 minutes. She got married - changed her mind.
- They say that the mother-in-law is the second mother, but somehow my mother does not hate me, in my opinion.
- Beware of affable mother-in-law - this is how they usually hide a truly dark soul.
- Every woman wants her daughter to find a better husband than a father. But not a single woman thought that their son would find a wife better than his mother ...
- I never knew how to manipulate, but a little more, and his mother will show in practice absolutely all the subtleties of this matter.
- In fact, the husband's relatives are nice and friendly only on the first day of meeting, and even then not always.
Get out of conflicts correctly: without words, but with status!
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Appreciate every moment when you are near !!! Give loved ones and friends love and joy !!!
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How nice it is to sit with the people closest to you!
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Sometimes, I go to the pages of people close to me and see the inscription "add to friends"
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Close friends are such special villainous "bastards" whom heaven sends us to teach us humility. :)))
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The most understanding live so far ...
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It's good when there are close people nearby! Thank you!
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Life is too short and unpredictable. And it is this quality of her that awakens in me a desire to please loved ones before it’s too late.
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If you take care of your neighbors badly, then you will have to endure the distant ones.
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Those who have become very close to us will still disappear. In the meantime, they are with us, we must do everything possible to be remembered for a lifetime ...
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To start a new life, you need to break off all relationships with loved ones! Otherwise, life will not be given!
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Foreign cities take away those closest to you
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You will find Happiness when you can understand the Truth and become a life-giving source of inspiration and happiness for your loved ones, relatives and friends !!!
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Fatigue is not a reason to break down on loved ones.
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... if your hand is in the hand of a loved one, this is not at all an indicator that there will never be a knife in it ...
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When close people say “I can't take it anymore,” everything falls out of my hands. and the worst thing is that something seems to break off inside, and you don't know how to help
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The main thing is the health of loved ones ... We'll buy the rest.
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What we are most afraid of is usually what happens to us. Therefore, do not be afraid to lose people dear to you.
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About 20 thousand of my close friends said that I was exaggerating too much!
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It so happens that close people do not notice what a simple passer-by understands at first glance
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Give flowers to loved ones more often. After all, as a rule, we bring them already when the person has died.
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There are people close to us, and there are people close to us)))
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Close people, the love that we are able to feel, the very fact that we are alive ... There are few really important things in the world!
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Only the closest person knows what is going on in your heart!
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Often, loved ones are much dearer than relatives)))
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The narrower the circle of those who understand, the wider the boundaries of understanding.
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Never reject an old friend or someone close to you, because you will not find someone to take his place. True friendship is like fine wine: the older, the stronger.
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Sometimes my loved ones behave in such a way that it seems to me that the employer is my closest person, and work is a cure for depression.
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My reflections are not in mirrors. They are in the souls of my loved ones ...
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The most difficult thing in life is to lose a loved one, and even more difficult to learn to live anew without him.
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Life has no meaning without a loved one, for us close parents and those whom we love, and this is something without which it is impossible to live! Take care of your loved ones!
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In vain, when we judge loved ones, the court is ruthless and dashing. We must live by forgiving people our opinion of them.
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In order not to blame yourself in life, do not make mistakes, do not run from love, do not leave your loved ones ...
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Sometimes we do not have time to tell people how dear they are to us ...
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Sometimes the degree of intimacy between people is determined by the degree of pain they can inflict on each other ...
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The most valuable thing is not what we have in life, but those who we have in life !!!
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Don't ask me how you are doing. If you are a person close to me, then you already know this. And if you are nobody to me, then I will never tell you the truth.
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"We don't know how long we can be with the people we love most ... ENJOY!"
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Do not try to remake your loved ones! The person will not change according to your will - he will only begin to dodge, pretend and lie. It's easier and easier. And to change - no, never.
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When a loved one lies to you ... Soul from this, of course, will not die. But the question comes from century to century ... "And if he is lying? ... Is he a close person ???
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It is very painful to lose loved ones who have become a part of every day. They are so lacking in life.
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Do not believe the mirrors ... they are deceitful. Only love in the eyes of others is a true reflection.
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Love is a keen desire for happiness for a loved one ...
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Save our family and friends, Lord. Save them from troubles and hardships. Always be close to those who are loved by us, who are part of our life.
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Time places obelisks instead of dots. Thrown curses cannot be returned!
Close your eyes today to the flaws of your loved ones - Suddenly tomorrow will close their eyes for eternity ...
© zulnora
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A truly close person is grateful simply for the fact that he is.
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Close is not the one who throws sms with affectionate words, but the one who was there in difficult times. And it doesn't matter whether he was silent or spoke, the main thing is that with this person it was calmer and easier for you.
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You don't need to have wings to fly. You need to have people in your life who will not let you fall.
Statuses about close people and friends
The Psychiatrist's Relatives - A free manual for research and practice.
Religion teaches that everyone on the planet is brothers and sisters. Is Yosya Rabinovich a relative of me?
It's hard for me to control myself. It's hard to get up early in the morning. I like to eat in the evenings tightly. Having drunk, pulls on exploits and wild life. I offend almost everyone's relatives mercilessly and unfairly. Change - no strength.
Happiness means that the spouse sniffs in two holes nearby. My happiness - relatives are alive, loved ones are healthy. Business with a loved one in the background.
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When the spouses swear, they begin to braid relatives, friends and acquaintances, so that it would be more interesting to quarrel. Sometimes mutual acquaintances or work colleagues participate in absentia in family squabbles. The wife, unable to withstand the pressure of her husband, asks: “How did my dad prevent you? What did he do wrong? " "You," retorted the betrothed.
The Almighty bestows relatives on a person. People choose their friends on their own.
When you take a loved one or a relative to the churchyard, then you will understand friends who have experienced grief.
Relatives are not chosen - outdated data. The newest Vkontakte technologies allow miracles to happen regularly and often.
It doesn't piss you off when they ask you "do you have a brother or sister?" you answer no, but they are "fucking, but they look alike"
A husband is someone who, simply throwing out the trash, believes that he has cleaned almost the whole house.
- By the way, my brother does karate! - Just think! My sister is busy with your brother!
you know, in spite of the fact that I have forgotten it ... anyway there is colitis in my heart ... it seems that everything has already passed ... and in spite of the fact that I already like the other ... it still colitis .. what is it? .. attachment? -no, it is passed ... love? - definitely not, it never happened ... friendship? - I'm generally sure that friends don't exist, there are only comrades .. and relatives ... I don't know what it is ... probably just memories
She: will you give me ?! He: no. This is bad. She: well, I want it so. Just lick it once. He: won't you suck? She: I promise. He: well, well, take it in your pants. (my brother and sister are 7 years old. About chupa chups: D
The only thing you have to worry about is your family, and let the rest worry about yourself!
It is already possible to put children and parents in VK, but I am sure that in a year I will have great-grandchildren and great-great-grandchildren, and then I will find out that some Napoleon Bonoparte is my relative) and I will mark him)) hddd)
God gave us relatives. Thank God, we choose our friends ourselves ...
Judging by how everyone actively adds each other to the list of relatives, our city is one big friendly family 🙂
Jealousy is the sister of love, just as the devil is the brother of angels
The brother will forget you - when he sees the beauty, the Sister will forget you - when he sees the good fellow, the Father will forget you - surrounded by worries, Only in the heart of the mother - you will stay
My dear Money! I really miss you. I promise to buy a new wallet for you. If you want, you can invite your relatives from Europe or America - I will not object. I will shelter everyone! I hope to see you soon!
- Mom, do you want some tea? - Want! - So go and cook! - So there is no tea! - Then lie down and be silent!
A friend is not just a person, it is a brother or sister that we choose ourselves))
I want summer!) Summer is when you do not remember what day of the week it is and what date it is today! These are summer camps, long trips to relatives, or just to your grandmother in the village! This is when you can spend the night with a girlfriend or friend, and not on one day! And your parents won't tell you anything, because TOMORROW IS NOT TO SCHOOL !!! Summer is new acquaintances and pleasant memories for the whole year!
The main causes of most stress and depression in a person's life are: family, money and family without money.
We have a very large number of friends, we have the most wonderful relatives! But we feel lonely, because there is not exactly the person who is needed most of all!
And you, too, enrages when relatives ask: "Well, have you found a groom for yourself already?"
The phrase of relatives kills: - How are you there? Found a groom? And then my friends have such a guy growing up ...
If there is only one child in the family, then he / she is a big selfish person. If the family has 5 children, then there is only one egoist in the family, and this is the father of the family.
My family is strange: dad talks to his car, mom with flowers, sister with cats, I'm the only one normal - with a computer and a phone 😀
In order to live your life not in vain, make sure that you have already told all the most dear and beloved people how dear they are to you, not only in words, but also in deeds.
what a shame all the same, as a reward for a wonderful spouse to receive all his abnormal relatives ...
A friend is a relative of our choice))
A person has 3 social circles: friends, classmates, relatives. And it is different for each circle ..
In fact, if you have a good brother or sister, that's great. Because bad brothers and sisters bring a lot of pain. Every day, believe me. And this pain cannot be compared with the fact that a guy dumped you.
Sister: "Well, play hide and seek with me." Brother: "Okay, one, two, three, four, all the boys went faster." And she's offended (
But I don’t have a bunch of friends .. I only have a sister and a brother, whom I believe!
The tsar gave bows to his 3 sons and sent them to look for wives, the eldest got the middle one in the ass, and the youngest got into his hand!))
Petrov decided to celebrate his mother-in-law's funeral modestly: close relatives, friends. Some fruit, champagne.
Only my younger siblings could have thought of playing war with socks! XD
For a happy family life, the character of the spouses is important, and for entertainment, just a pretty appearance is enough.
You are Russian - If your mother does not throw out expired cottage cheese, but makes syrniki out of it, If your grandmother dyes her hair lilac. If at the wedding of relatives, adults shout "Bitter!" You are Russian, If you like to rub a crust of black bread with garlic ...
I do not know how to control myself. I do not know how to get up on time. I eat before bed. I behave horribly when drunk. I am frustrated by relatives. I think all the time. heck.
It seems my family decided to play the game "The most curious relative of the day"
picture in the elevator: there are 2 children, brother and sister are twins) the boy got scared of the dog .. and the little sister soothes “don't cry, Dimochka! the dog is not terrible (stroking Dima on the shoulder) ... and in the end! you are a man !!! "
Dan Balan is a distant relative of the Russian derivative Dima Bilan)
Relatives are a group of people who are going to periodically recount and eat tasty meals on the occasion of a change in their number.
And who only standing men marry? - On those whom they love - on those and marry.
sister (6 years old) older brother: - I do not want to have children! Do you know where they come from? I hate how children are made! and you? brother: - but I'm pleased.))
A promise is a distant cousin of a fig)
if there is no difference between a man and a donkey, then they are relatives!
soon there will be no classmates.ru, but relatives.ru
An ideal family is when the husband does not know that I am visiting his wife!)
The family is one of the masterpieces of nature. George Santayana
I don't know how it is abroad .. But here, a person who comes with a liter of vodka is considered a relative)))
Who has an older sister / brother and when you have a big fight with them, you say I won't talk to you anymore and you start talking anyway :)
walking down the street a guy 16 years old, and his sister 14 years old, both eat ice cream. brother: fucking shit, it tastes like cum. sister: yeah. two surprised looks.
“Are your relatives crazy? Only calmness! In the future, you won’t surprise anyone with a weird family. ”
Marriage, marriage and family relations are a socially thought-out system for the redistribution of material wealth from husbands to their wives and then to their children.
Who said that relatives are not chosen? Go to Contact - even the impossible is possible here: D
Do you suffer from the fact that your relatives ignore you? ... Borrow money from them ... buy a cozy house on the Black Sea coast!
The ideal relationship is when you… fight as husband and wife, chat as best friends, flirt as 16-year-olds, and care for each other as brother and sister.
Two men, deceived by one woman, are a little bit relatives. :))
give me Poplar M and I will show America Kuzkin's mother, Kuzkin's father and all Kuzkin's relatives
"Napoleon read at a speed of two thousand words per minute (about 12,000 characters)." She and Tina Kandelaki are distant relatives in any way.
I love my husband and child. In general, I love my family 🙂
She was happy in the seventh month ... 🙂
Yesterday I realized that the only merit in the arrival of relatives is a feeling of relief and happiness when they leave :(
My uncle had the most honest rules, When he got seriously ill, He gave himself an enema ... And after that he couldn't pull it out ...
Commentators Gusev and Utkin know the most about football. Probably relatives
Come to my meeting instead of mom! - I'm not like her! -So what? Relatives also go there. And you are my girlfriend, future wife!
- Are you a relative of this lady? - Yes, but very distant: we were twelve brothers and sisters. I was the first child and she was the last.
Thanks to the new contact function, I have so many relatives !!!
Dad, and who does Aunt Klava work? - She's a musicologist. -No, a musicologist is an uncle, and she is a musicologist)
Love for relatives is measured by distance ... today the distance is zero ... (((
- Why is my brother a fool? - Because you are relatives with him ...
And I promised to be happy - I gave my word to my mother ...
Today in our family in the morning complete harmony reigns: the baby took "Vrednolin", mom - "Stervozol", and dad - "Papazol". Everyone is happy 🙂
I understood why the function “relatives” of Vkontakte is needed ... This is done so that the next morning after a hard drinking you can remember not only your name, but also your parents, brothers, sisters and even children with the help of a contact: -D
Getting married is a very serious step! When we quarrel with our parents, we don’t think we need to look for new ones! So the husband should become a dear little man! Alone and for life! The main thing is not to make a mistake in your choice!
It was only when my wife started to ride next to me that I understood the true meaning of the term “handicap on the right”.
Spend every day of your life as if it were the last: lie on the bed, cough, gather your relatives, piss ...
Holy Mother, Father Head, Brother Back, Sister Pearl in a brother's heart, Beloved Air, Children are the meaning of our life, But Friends are all in one !!!
they say that the administrators are close relatives of the traffic cops ...
Of all my wife's relatives, I like me the most.
with the ex as brother and sister ... it turns out it is possible)
All sorts of people are added to VK, for interest I ask my mother who they are: and she, “this is your uncle” “your aunt” “your sister” “your brother” How many relatives do I have? O_o
God gave us relatives. Thank God, we choose our friends ourselves!