Scenario for New Year's Eve for adults. The scenario of the New Year's evening of relaxation for adults “To the clink of glasses we say Happy New Year
To conduct the evening, we need two presenters (he and she), Santa Claus and the Snow Maiden, 4 girls with balloons, they also help to hold competitions, a jury, a “postman Pechkin” with telegrams, a tape recorder with voice recording to start the evening, 20 scarves and 20 wide skirts or work robes for the game "Kristoforovna and Nikanorovna".
Decorate the chal in advance, prepare tables and chairs for. auditorium (place the chairs in the shape of a square, where the participants will sit at the beginning of the holiday and during competitions). Start the evening with a slow dance. Then, in the middle, stop the melody and turn on the tape recorder, where an announcement will be recorded, spoken by an important male voice.
Voice: Attention! Attention!
Hear the message of the utmost importance!
The first event of the holiday is the opening!
Then afterwards - a solemn greeting!
Then - Santa Claus congratulations;
And then - your performance and a wonderful treat!
(2 presenters come out)
Presenter 1: Hello, dear guests! Please, drop your shyness! Get to know if you don't already know! And for this, take 5 steps towards each other and tell each other your names, shaking hands and kissing each other on the cheek. Started! 1,2,3,4,5!
(Handshake, kiss)
So, say again, what is your name? (Everyone says their names) Make yourself at home!
Host 2: And to stir you all up a little, we suggest playing a little. What? Listen carefully!
You see, in the corners of our hall there are girls with balloons of different colors. Now you will scatter in the corners, because. you will have to choose your solution according to the color of the ball.
Host 1: So, we will now see why you came here?
Green ball - get drunk. Red - have fun. Yellow - eat something tasty. Blue - nowhere else to go. (Everyone runs away.)
Girls with balloons! Build those who ran up to you in a circle, count how many of you?
Presenter 2: So, come here to get drunk. How many of you?
Presenter 1: And how much time has come to have fun?
Presenter 2: But I decided to eat deliciously ... How much?
Host 1: And how many of you have nowhere else to go?
Host 2: Great! The following proceedings on the issue; With whom would you like to celebrate the New Year on December 31st?
The green ball is in your family. Red ball - with a lover or mistress. Yellow ball - in a friendly company. The blue ball is with the head of our organization ... (Everyone scatters.)
Girls! Count in circles!
Presenter 1: So, they want to celebrate December 31 in the family, i.e. among us, how many amazing family men?
Presenter 2: And how many of us are the kindest - the kindest, who want to brighten up the loneliness of their lovers and mistresses?
Host 1: We have great friends among us. How many of us?
Presenter 2: Do you know that among us there are great patriots of their cause? And so they would like to celebrate on December 31 with our leader .... How many of you?
Host 1: Thank you all for your honesty and frankness! Well, since we have gathered today for the New Year's Eve meeting, it turns out that we are all patriots of our native organization.
And so we invite everyone to come to their tables.
(Everyone goes to tables that are prepared in advance, each has a number, warn guests about this.)
Presenter 2: Our dear leader has a word for congratulations ....
(Congratulations. Toast. Feast.)
Presenter 1: And now - the floor to the chairman of the trade union committee ....
(Congratulations. Toast.)
Presenter 2: Dear friends! We invite you to come to the seats of our so-called auditorium. Please sit down, your beautiful couples. New Year's Eve surprises are waiting for us!
(Everyone passes and sits on the chairs in the "square".)
Presenter 1: We invited a lot of people, good and different, to our holiday.
Holiday something to us is not easy - And the best - the New Year. (Santa Claus and Snow Maiden appear)
Santa Claus: We came to your holiday tree from afar.
We walked together for a long time through the ice, through the snow.
Snow Maiden: All the days went by, not knowing laziness, we did not go astray.
Either they sat on reindeer, or in a fixed-route taxi.
Santa Claus: Here you are - they weren’t late, because you can’t be late,
If our best friends are waiting in the elegant hall!
Snow Maiden (addressing the presenters):
Today you laugh, relax,
Entertain your friends with jokes!
And now with a smile invite them to dance you,
Hurry up!
Presenter 1: As you can see, the Snow Maiden has already opened our ball. And she is given the right to invite a man and start dancing. Well, we should all follow her example! (Music. Dance.)
Presenter 2: Jokes, laughter, fun, dances, dances, songs and poems! Show your skill! Come out to the circle for jokes! Couple welcome! (Man and woman exit.)
Host 1: So, the first couple on our evening. You will have to say sweet, sweet words to each other. Remember that words should not be repeated. Take turns speaking.
(A man starts: my swallow, my clear falcon, my fish, etc. You can invite another couple, and then hold a competition between the couples, a souvenir for the best couple.)
Host 2: Great! If only we could always talk to each other like that! Well, just like in the Mexican and Brazilian TV shows!
Well, now we invite everyone to sing a little. But we will sing especially! In the meantime, we will compete. We have 4 sides in the hall, you will sing on 2 sides together. Got it all? Fine. But we will sing on the themes of different songs, in turn, only one verse at a time, without repeating each other's songs:
1 - songs where there are female names,
2 - where there are male names,
3 - where there are words about winter, cold, wind, etc.,
4 - where there are words about colors.
Presenter 1: Santa Claus, don't you want to warm up a little? I'm sure our women are waiting - can't wait to dance with you. Yes, and I think you've already laid eyes on someone.
Come on, choose yourself a worthy one from the most worthy. And all the men, following you, will choose their partners and will also dance. So, everyone went to invite the ladies, do it beautifully, with dignity! And stand in pairs in the hall! (Everyone stands in a circle in pairs.)
Presenter 2: Santa Claus, and one more surprise for you. Your partners will change. Yes, and partners of other men, too. For this I took 5 roses with me. (Give the roses to the unmarried women or, if there are none, to the coupled women, and invite their men to sit for a while and wait their turn.)
So, maestro, music! And you girls, for now, choose your partner among the couples. When you want to break someone's couple, come up, give the woman a rose, and dance with the man of this couple yourself.
Do not forget about Santa Claus, he is also a man, albeit at an advanced age, do not forget about those who are sitting. (Music, dance.)
Presenter 1: Where the bright lights near the Christmas tree glow, Well, my friends, we all meet with a joke. Let's play. And our game is called “Kristoforovna and Nikanorovna”. For this game I need 10 men on the left and 10 men on the right.
(The men went out and stood in ranks)
So, we have 2 teams: on the left - "Khristoforovny", and on the right - "Nikanorovny". Stand in your teams at the back of each other's heads. I put a chair next to the teams. And at some distance I put another chair.
It is necessary, at my signal, to put on scarves, skirts and run to your chair. Run up, say “I am Nikanorovna” or “I am Khristoforovna”, sitting on a chair, then run to the team, quickly take off the headscarf, skirt, which the other player of your team immediately puts on.
And so on, until all your players have been in the role of Nikanorovna or Khristoforovna. Started!
(The game is in progress. Prizes for the winners.)
Presenter 2: Well, now we again invite everyone to the tables.
(Feast)
Presenter 1: We drank, ate, you need to know the measure! We invite everyone to our so-called auditorium.
We continue our presentation to everyone for joy and surprise! How many women among us, and what more! And among them we will now hold a contest of ditties.
I invite here 10 women, 5 people per team. (Wishing to come out.)
Say the names of your teams. (They say.)
Wonderful! You will now take turns singing ditties that should not be repeated. Started! (Sing. If someone did not sing, the next one sings.)
So, the last ditty was for the team .... She won. We give her a prize. .
(Chatushki can be distributed on cards. In this case, the most artistic team wins.)
Presenter 2: Of course, everyone is waiting for the dance! Well, let's dance and sing at the same time. You can even come up with your own dance to this melody in pairs or a whole crowd on the go.
We all love dancing and songs in retro style. “Again, the last train ran away from me ...”
Presenter 1: But I would not be upset if she ran away from me, because you can return to your beloved again! “Blue, blue frost lay on the wires. There is a blue star in the sky in dark blue ... "Whoa! Indeed, what an unexpected beauty!
Presenter 2: Or ... There is one girl in the yard ... "Yes, there was one that I looked after and whispered:" Good!
Yes, and the girls were good, and the songs too. Here we are dancing under them now. Our guest group "Doctor Watson"
- We dance, we sing, we come up with dances on the go to these beautiful melodies!
(Music, dancing.)
Presenter 1: And again we all go to the tables!
(A toast, a feast, advice on how and in what to celebrate this New Year. After a while - a knock on the door. The postman appears.)
Guest: It's me - the postman Pechkin. Many telegrams have come to your address. (Started reading the first one, interrupted reading.)
I would like a glass of wine, I would read to the end! (They brought it to him, drank it, began to read again, stopped.)
No, perhaps it's better to pour two for me! (Posted again.)
Now, perhaps, everything! (Approaches the head of the organization.)
No, brother, pour more! (Drank.)
Now, I know, over the edge!
Itself, leading, read, and I will sit a little, I will look at your women.
Presenters (read comic, pre-written telegrams on letterhead):
1. Congratulations! Expect an increase in your salary. How many percent - has not yet decided, I have not yet gone to the Kremlin to Putin.
Minister., (according to the profile of your organization).
2. I don’t sleep at night, I draw, I conjure over the drawings. Those drawings are our money: Petya, Vanya and Natasha. I owed a lot to the children for shoes and sweets. Soon I will send everything to the kids. Put it on the passbook!
Minister of Finance....
3. Be healthy! Live rich! Like us, relax! Like us, multiply! And we will help you, we will multiply success! Definitely!
Zhirinovsky.
4. Eat, people, more porridge - there will be faces like ours!
B.C. Chernomyrdin.
5. Congratulations from the bottom of our hearts! The people in... are too good!
Mayor (mayor of your city).
Presenter 2: Well, friends, we must drink, probably for all the congratulations at once! Sit down with us, Pechkin! (Feast.)
At the end of the evening, you can again offer Grandfather Moroch and Snegurochka to leave for wishes to those present.
You can come up with an interesting horoscope for the next year for all signs of the zodiac. At the table, you can find out who was born in which month, and drink to their health. You can give souvenirs to the most sober, the most cheerful, the most beautiful, in the shortest skirt, etc.
New Year's greetings in the work team
The most beloved holiday of both adults and children is approaching, the New Year, and you decided in your team that it is simply necessary to celebrate it all together. And, as a rule, each department, workshop or department is asked to prepare a New Year greeting.
And you, of course, want to congratulate your colleagues in a special, bright, interesting and fun way. You can sing a song dedicated to your team, with the wishes of success and happiness to the motive of a popular hit. You can change into a gypsy camp, go out with a guitar, a tambourine and tell fortunes on cards or by hand to your friends.
Someone who is especially fond of astrology can appear before the guests as an old astrologer and tell how the upcoming new year will turn out for all the signs of the zodiac.
Wearing folk costumes, you can perform satirical and New Year's ditties.
And we offer you a small theatrical script-congratulation. It can be presented as a congratulation of foreign colleagues to Russian colleagues. (For example, the treasury of the city of Novosibirsk is congratulated by guests: the treasuries of Italy, Africa and Japan),
(Fanfare sounds.)
Herald: Everyone, everyone, everyone!
Who came and who is already here
We announce important news:
In Rus' a long time ago
Tsar Peter instituted the New Year in winter to meet
And welcome each other.
Song, mischievous joke
Or dashing dance.
As our Peter the Tsar commanded:
January is coming -
We put up Christmas trees, we are waiting for guests,
Let's congratulate our friends.
And today, as if old,
The emperor himself came to us
We applaud, friends!
We meet the Russian Tsar!
(The herald - he is also the leader, can be dressed in a modern way, or you can dress him like a man of Peter the Great's times: a shirt with a lace jabot, a camisole, a caftan, pants just below the knee, stockings and shoes with buckles. Hair parted in the middle, behind the ears or white wig.)
(Fanfare.)
Tsar Peter I: We, the autocrat of all Rus', Tsar Peter, congratulate ... (organization name) ... a glorious city ... (city name) on the New Year and command with our mercy: In honor of the glorious holiday, fire cannons, burn resin, decorate houses with spruce and fir branches, and in those houses repair fun with dancing and music.
And if someone disobeys, then beat him with batogs mercilessly. Pyotr Alekseevich put his most merciful hand to the very decree!
(Costume of Peter I: a shirt with a lace jabot, knee-length pants (i.e. to the knees or slightly lower), stockings and shoes with buckles. Hair parted in the middle and behind the ears or a wig. A three-cornered hat. Outerwear is a cloth coat. Round eyes and a puffy dark mustache (you can draw with a cosmetic pencil.)
Herald: Sit on the throne you, dear king,
And rule the same as of old.
Hey, rejoice honest people,
Today is the New Year's holiday!
And in the living room of the king
Waiting for the reception of 3 ambassadors.
Allow me to accept them, king,
Have mercy, my lord!
Ambassador of the land of the rising sun, representative of ... (name of organization) Japan ...-...- San (for example, Nikolai Anatolyevich -Kolya -Tolya San.)
Ambassador of Japan: Dear Peter I - Sun and other Sans!
Mine came from distant Japan to wish you a Happy New Year! Mine wishes you, Peter I - San, and all the Sanam ... (name of organization) to leave all the hardships and sorrows in the old year, mother Japan, and take with you the weight of the earthly payment in the new year: bread, sausage, sax and circuses.
Mine gives you, dear Sana, a New Year's talisman (symbol of the year), so that in the coming year success will accompany you in all matters!
Happy New Year, dear Sans!
(Costume of the Ambassador of Japan. Japanese: it is advisable to have or sew a kimono robe and gird yourself with a huge - at least a meter wide - shiny belt with a huge bow at the back.
Hair combed up, eyes summed up, white stockings and sandals, in the hands of a fan. Hair with knitting needles.
Japanese: it is recommended to buy (or rent) a suit in the judo or karate section. That will be the easiest. On the head instead of a wig - a black stocking, woven into one long pigtail. On foot
- white stockings and sandals with two crossbars without backs. In the hands may be a fan, or maybe a samurai sword. The eyes are lined with a cosmetic pencil. If there is no kimono, the man can be
dressed in a robe.)
Herald: Ambassador from the island of Sicily. The head of the Sicilian mafia Antonio Zverino (Anatoly Zverev, for example) with an interpreter (translator).
Ambassador of Sicily: Drunken drunk because of the stolin gulini, Poganini, bikini!
Translator: Greetings to everyone sitting at this festive table!
Ambassador: Drunken in the morning, brainy sick, goner - hungry, smart, felicita!
Translator: I greet all my friends and colleagues here!
Ambassador: Drunken in morning striptease, cretino, bambino, gulyak immoral.
Translator: And also those who could not come today!
Ambassador: Mia problem, consensus and body up to hair dryer.
Translator: On this day, we will not talk about political and everyday problems.
Ambassador: Mia Roger Interesto
Translator: I would like to ask.
Ambassador: Bellisimo belly humanoid?
Translator: Who gave the joy of this holiday?
Ambassador: Mafiosi Terasini?
Translator: State Duma?
Ambassador: Papa Putino Cardinale?
Translator: Our president?
Ambassador: Know, know, know!
Translator: No, no, no!
Ambassador: Santa, Maria, Maradona, Felicita!
Translator: Friends, you gave yourself this wonderful evening!
Ambassador: Mia presente Santa Maria..
Translator: I want to wish you...
Ambassador: angino, griposo, gastritis, miacardo and sciatica
Translator: Good health!
Ambassador: Colosale ponimanto respect!
Translator: Mutual understanding in the team and family.
Ambassador: Great business!
Translator: Prosperity in life!
Ambassador: And drunk, drunk, drunk!
Translator: And always be happy!
Ambassador: How would it be in Russian? All glasses are lifted, drunk from glasses! Happy New Year!
(The costume of the Ambassador of Sicily: a long dark cloak, buttoned up tightly, a long white thin scarf (muffler) on top, a dark hat with wide brim, a cigar, dark glasses.)
Herald: The ambassador of the hottest and most exotic country, the leader of an African tribe - the Great Mganga!
Ambassador of Africa (sings, to the beat of a tambourine, performing a ritual
dance):
O-ole, O-ole!
Aliba-bale-le!
Aliba-bale-le!
Oh kiki rice bam-ba!
Oh sa-la-sa-mim-ba!
Oh chi-ki chi-ki pum-ba!
Oh ri-ki ri-ki boom-ba!
Chi-chi-ha!
Ambassador of Africa (in broken Russian): Happy New Year to you. Accept with all your heart our African gift - a basket of fruits and a song (to the motive "A Christmas tree was born in the forest"):
A palm tree was born in the jungle
She grew up in the jungle.
With bananas and manga
That palm was!
A zebra runs through the jungle
On a zebra - negritos.
He collected these fruits
And brought you here!
Colleagues, Happy New Year to you,
You live without knowing the troubles,
accept my gift
From Africa - hello!
Congratulations, dear
Live well
And I bananas, dates
I'll bring you more!
(Costume of the Ambassador of Africa: the basis of the costume is a black turtleneck and black leggings (or gaiters), black gloves, on the head there is a mask made of black stocking with round holes in place of the eyes and mouth. The hair is a bundle of threads from the same stocking. On the legs are brand new sneakers.Above the base of the suit - a vest and brightly colored shorts.We also need bracelets and rings in the ears (you can also in the nose), on the neck - a necklace. Highlight the lips of an African more brightly.)
Herald: Champagne to the king and his guests!
Knocking on our doors again
Great New Year!
Let the old all doubt
He will take it with him.
Let's believe in the best
We're all to hell
3 times spit behind the back,
To always be lucky!
All the characters shout together: "Happy New Year!" - and approach the guests to cross glasses with them in honor of the holiday, congratulating each guest.
Glittering zodiac signs
Game program.
Leading: We didn’t come up with it, but the Greeks,
This circle of animals is the Zodiac.
Centuries have passed since then
But even now it is so.
Today in our star show
Everyone will be happy to show off their talent.
And before all honest people
We are starting our parade!
Who opens the calendar year?
The sign of Capricorn is the first among the brothers!
Which case is best?
Being an engineer is a glorious occupation!
(For those born under the sign of Capricorn, during a short musical pause, it is proposed to assemble some technical means from a constructor or any other material, up to human, and then “protect” their creation.)
Aquarius is a brilliant architect.
So he will now depict
We are without words, but so that it is clear
Here is one of the ancient pyramids - Or just the Eiffel Tower.
Try it, it's not scary.
(Aquarians need to remember how architectural structures look and pantomime: the Egyptian pyramids, the Eiffel Tower, the Statue of Liberty, the Leaning Tower of Pisa, the Great Wall of China.)
Pisces is a born sculptor,
So, so be it!
We'll figure it out quickly
What to sculpt and how to sculpt.
(The host invites 3 people born under the sign of Pisces, for example, 2 boys and a girl.
He says, addressing them and the audience: “Friends! We are with you - in the workshop of the sculptor.
Maestro (pointing to the first youth) stands in front of a pile of clay (pointing to a couple).
Now, before our eyes, he is sculpting the sculpture “Declaration of Love”.
The sculptor "sculpts". "Clay" must be obedient.
When the statue is finished, the presenter invites the sculptor to take the place of the young man in the sculpture and invites the next sculptor - the girl.
The speech now is as follows: “Friends! The sculptor sculpted the composition "Little Red Riding Hood and the Gray Wolf".
But he seems to be on to something. Fix the situation."
The sculptor girl creates her masterpiece, and then replaces the heroine in it. The next "maestro" makes "Little Red Riding Hood" "Animal Trainer with a Dog".
Then the sculpture turns into the work "Soldier submits a report to the general." And the final option is "Two sheep on the bridge."
And now, when the “sheep” froze in their poses, remind: “My friends, remember what romantic sculpture it all started with!”)
Aries are writers
Everyone knows this.
The task is the simplest
Put the words in place.
(The host writes the text in advance: "... friends! This ... evening, raising glasses with .... congratulations to everyone on ... the holiday!
We wish everyone... health, success in... life.... advise: buy it for yourself... and wear it all year with you as a talisman!
Without showing this text to the players, he asks them to name an adjective, an adjective, the name of a drink, an adverb, an adjective, an adjective, an adjective, the name of a profession, a noun denoting an object.
Then he reads the text, substituting the words in their places. It turns out a very funny congratulations.)
Taurus have their talent
Any of them is an artist, a master.
Let them draw a talisman!
They need more marker.
(Blindfolded, draw on a sheet of drawing paper an animal - the talisman of the coming year, tearing off the pencil from the sheet after each detail is drawn.)
Twins, twins
You are good at counting!
(Those born under this Gemini take turns counting each other.
Numbers that are divisible by 3 are replaced by the words "Happy New Year!", And those that are divisible by 4 - "With new happiness!" If the number is simultaneously divisible by both agreed numbers, then both expressions must be spoken.
The one who makes a mistake is out of the game.)
Cancer is a dangerous person
With developed intuition.
Sometimes in life
This will be useful to them.
(In this game, you can take turns playing up to six participants - crayfish.
You need to ask an equal number of boys and girls to go out the door. Then invite the first (or first, depending on the gender of the leader - the player must be of the opposite sex) playing.
An extremely simple rule is explained to him - to answer a series of questions: "yes", "no", "yes". Then they take him by the hand, and the following dialogue takes place:
- Do you know what it is?
-Yes.
- Do you know why?
-No.
- Do you want to know why?
-Yes!
The hand is shaken firmly or gently kissed.
Then a similar dialogue goes on about the shoulders (they are hugged), about the cheek (kissed on it) and, in conclusion, a dialogue about the lips.
The main thing is to remain serious and pretend that you are overwhelmed with the desire to kiss your partner.
And when he answered the question “Do you want to know why you need lips?” - answer: "Yes!" - as if nothing had happened, say: "Br-r-r", - hit yourself with a finger on your lips. So that the one who was played would not be very offended, he is offered to play the next one standing outside the door.)
Leo, I warn you in advance
He just loves competition.
What task would you like to give?
You can knit laces in knots.
(Two Lions (or two teams of Lions) are given one shoelace each. The task is to tie more knots in 30 seconds than the opponent.)
Virgo financial problems
Not at all scary.
To economics and calculations
They have a tendency.
(The players are invited to count a certain amount of change by touch.)
The stars commanded
Libra acting is great.
(Those born under the sign of Libra should sing the song "A Christmas Tree Was Born in the Forest" with a peeled banana in their mouth.
The participant whose song will be more to the liking of all the guests will receive the title of winner.)
Scorpio is transparent.
He is a good detective.
(In advance, verbal portraits of one of the guests are written on the cards and they ask the Scorpions to find them.)
Sagittarius is a traveler, an adventurer. -
He is the most avid tourist in the world.
(Sagittarians are the happy owners of vouchers for an erotic world tour. They must stand around a person holding a lit candle.
State Budgetary Vocational Educational Institution "Katai Vocational Pedagogical College"
Theatrical performance script
"New Year's Eve"
hostel teacher
2014
Poster at the entrance to the hall
Come through, come through
Don't go alone
Our advice to you boys
invite lovely ladies
Music is playing in the hall, those who wish are dancing
Leading out
Presenter 1. Good evening friends!
Welcome,
make yourself at home
The entire territory of the hall is your home
Get to know everything that is still unfamiliar
And get to know everyone you don't know.
Lead 2. Everyone, everyone, everyone
Announced for information
Laughter is not canceled today
The program of the evening includes games, performances
Prizes for performances
Dancing to the point of exhaustion
And other entertainment
Two men drag a bag, put it in the middle of the hall
Scene.
1 man. Where did you get the bag? Why is he so heavy?
2 man. Where where? The goblin fell off the cart.
Lead 1.Lord! Explain what's going on?
2 man. Get away from you now. You see our business.
1 man. What's in it? You know? Maybe there are jewels?
2 man. How should I know, I dragged him under the bushes and ran after you
1 man. Let's just see what's there.
2 man. (Unties the bag and tries to touch the contents with his hand,
a grimace of pain and fear on the face, a scream, pulls out his hand and runs away
with a cry of horror, shaking his hand at the top. Then the second one runs away)
Grandmother Yozhka appears from the bag, shakes off her skirt, grumbles.
B.Yo. - 1. Fi, the men are weak now, they didn’t drag it normally
maybe all my sides were beaten off.
He draws attention to the hall, sees the guests and begins to flirt, straighten his hair ...
B.Yo. -1. Oh, how many people, everyone is so mmmm ....,pretty ....
He takes out drawn money, begins to offer guests.
B.Yo -1. If you want money, ladies, yes, you take it, take it, do not be shy, I still have myself
I'll draw.
Moves away from the guests with an antics, looks back over his shoulder, makes eyes, turns around and says
B.Yo.-1. Yes, I’m actually not the only one so beautiful here, I have girlfriends
There is.
Whistle. Run out B.Yo. roar, roar, laugh.
B.Yo.-1. (Manerno) Quiet, calm down, behave yourself, we are like
in any way the beautiful half of the forest wickedness.
A devil appears.
B.Yo.- 1.Oh, the devil goes girls ....
Everyone preens
B.Yo.- 2. Why are you sad as hell, or did you fall in love with someone?
Your sadness will pass now, we will sing you a song.
B.Yo.-3. Now a rock-pop-punk band will perform in front of you(Together)
"Forest Wickedness"
Sing a verse of a song
Oh viburnum blooms in the field by the stream
I fell in love with a young guy
I fell in love with a guy to my misfortune
I can't open up, I can't find the words
Devil. Stop tearing your throat. Have you seen a mermaid?
B.Yo.(in chorus) Nooo.
The devil lowers his head, barely moves his legs, sings sadly
Devil. 20.00 everyone has long gone home
Only she continues on her way alone, as always
(The Mermaid comes out, walks past the Devil with a gait from the hip, he drags after her with a pleading look at her and, continuing to sing, tries to catch her hand)
A stranger among the bright lights
I follow her again.(Catches the Mermaid by the hand)
Mermaid. Don't need the devil to follow me
No more my dear
Don't ask for my answer
Because you know "NO".(Pulls out his hand. And leaves.
away.)
Immediately Solokha runs out with a pilgrim, grabs the Devil by the breasts and shouts ...
Solokha. There was love and suddenly it disappeared?
Extinguished, like lights in the morning?
Well, tell me quickly that you and I are a couple
What are you and I in life along the way.
The devil tries to tear off Solokha and says...
Devil. I've been waiting for the Mermaid for so many years
Tired heart to suffer
I called the Mermaid for so many years
Maybe it will work!?
Tears Solokha away from himself and pushes her away. Solokha with a cry ....
Solokha.Treason
… clutching his head, running away
The devil grabs his head. Kneeling down in exhaustion
B.Yo.- 1. Girls, something the devil is completely in despair with us.
B.Yo- 2. And let's cheer him up, sing ditties to him - clumsy ones.
B.Yo. Sing ditties
B.Yo.- 1. A goblin sits on the fence
In aluminum pants
And who cares
Could it be his nest?
B.Yo. - 2 An ax floats on the river
Near the village of Kukueva
Well, let yourself float
This song is about love.
B.Yo.- 3. I'm walking through the village
Blueberry
I don't look out the windows
I must have been offended
Together
We have come to you here
To have fun
And now you from us
Don't get free
Devil. Oh girls, thank you, at least you understand me, in trouble -
misfortunes do not leave me.
Presenter 1. This hour we have all kinds of wickedness
And there is no Santa Claus and Snow Maiden.
Although! Here comes the door
And on the doorstep she
As always cold
And why is it alone
The Snow Maiden enters, all ultra-modern, in a mini with stilettos and a fur coat draped over her shoulders, passing by the Devil throws the fur coat into his hands, the Devil picks up the fur coat in amazement with his mouth open.
Snow Maiden.(mannerly, drawing out words)
My Santa Claus has become old
And a little, a little lagged behind
Well, see you soon
He's already at the door
Enter D.M. and walking says words in the old man's way
D.M.Let the powder outside the window
Snowstorm sweeps
May the best
Everything in life will come to you
Let happiness not get lost
And won't pass by
May all wishes come true
You have a new year.
Hello children!(surprised, looks at the guests)
oh how did you grow up
Completely adults have become
So my Snow Maiden has already grown up
She would find a groom(sighs)
Seems not fate
Presenter 2. Yes, what are you, grandfather, so despair, we have so many good
well done, we will arrange a competition for them to test them
B.yo.(shouted) How is it, how is it, we have a guy anywhere, wash him
to dress up... At least someone will compete.
Host 2. Okay, okay, don't make a fuss. Let him compete.
Now we will play the game "Flower for a girl".
(Several flowers are arranged on the floor in a circle. Participants
should be one more than the number of colors. plays
music As soon as the music stops, the participants must
grab a flower. Who didn't get it - leaves, as well as
one flower is removed and so on until the end, until two remain
participant, one of which with a flower in his hand is the winner.
The flower is given to the Snow Maiden.)
D.M. Ah yes well done, ah yes dexterity. Well, you will be happy in life with such
dexterity.
Handing out treats and a prize for the winner
Lead 1.To make the big holiday more interesting
What is missing on it?
B.Yo. (chorus) Friendly ringing song.
D.M. Sing to me my favorite friends
"The Forest Raised a Christmas Tree"
Tea, don't forget how they danced in childhood.
Everyone gets up in a round dance. The song "A Christmas tree was born in the forest" is performed
D.M. Ah yes, well done, do not forget childhood days
So let's keep remembering
Who is not afraid to play with me
And I have one game for all time
Put your hands forward
Don't forget to hide
When I run past you
And I will freeze them.
Freeze game
Snow Maiden.Well, Grandpa, you have become quite old with me.
You play all the children's games,
And you don't know at all
That this is not a kindergarten, but students
The people are mischievous, you won’t scare them with your permafrost
They should dance
Stretch your legs.
We better play with them now
To the dance on the newspapers
They will perform for us.
And you look carefully
So that they do not leave the newspaper
And the newspapers named after Babka Yozhka will be reduced
To reduce their freedom of movement
Who will stand in this dance to the end
He will receive a prize from your bag.
Dance on the newspapers
D.M. rewards the winners and treats the participants
D.M. Something granddaughter, I'm tired, you can see I'm completely old
Noise, fun - good, only it's not mine.
And let's go, you and I, we'll see their residential house
In what mansions they live, how comfort, they keep order.
And while you're having fun without us
Dance and play, don't be sad.
D.M. and the Snow Maiden go to sum up the results for the semester in the competition "Best Room"
Presenter 1. And we will not lose heart, we will dance with you now.
1-2 dances are played.
Presenter 2. And now we will see who and how spends their free
time, what he does, where he goes.
Game with signs.(Club, sauna, restaurant, sobering-up station,
technical school, toilet ....)
(Rules. A chair is placed in front of the audience, sits down
participant, above his head, behind his back is shown a sign with
word and various questions are asked: how often are you there
visit?, what do you do there?, with whom do you go there?,
do you like being there? Etc. At the end of the questions
the word is shown to the player. A new member sits down
another plate is shown, etc.)
Lead 1.Well, we all had fun from the bottom of our hearts,
Well, who was the participant, you are not angry.
Enter D.M. and Snow Maiden
D.M. Well, they had fun without us, no one died out of boredom.
Snow Maiden. And we walked around your house, looked at all the mansions
And they delivered their verdict.
D.M. Best of all you live
Comfort, order cherish
Hormas No. ____,(awarding)
but you also have rogues,
that live like…..
The Snow Maiden touches D.M.’s hand, calming him down…
Snow Maiden. Grandpa, come on today
Let's not spoil the New Year's holiday
And who lives in disorder among them,
Togo the student council will call for an answer.
D.M. Okay, Snow Maiden, let's decide,
Do not spoil the holiday for everyone because of them.
Who wants to get a prize as a gift?
My task is simple.
Cut your prize with one hand
At the same time, we will blindfold your eyes with a handkerchief,
Whether you're lucky, we'll see later.
(The game “Cut the Prize.” Prizes are hung on strings on a rope. Participants are blindfolded, one hand hides behind their back, and scissors in the other. The participant rotates around the axis three times and goes to the prizes, having reached the rope, tries to cut the prize in one attempt.
D.M. Oh friends, something I played out
And the Snow Maiden is pale
She wouldn't melt
It's time to part
I say goodbye friends
Goodbye snow maiden
We're leaving for the snow.
Snow Maiden. We wish each of you
So that the coming new year
May it only bring you good luck.
D.M. Evil forest,
And what are you standing
Quickly everyone in the sleigh
Hurry home.
All participants in the performance leave.
Presenter 1. It's sad that the guests left us
But the hour of discos approached
Presenter 2. Today dancing is a sin to forget
Dance more, but in a normal way
This hour everyone should be
In excellent dance form
Disco
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TO What holiday is waiting for almost a whole year? What do they begin to prepare for long before its onset? The atmosphere of what holiday lasts not one day, but for a very, very long time? What is this mysterious and magical holiday that both children and adults love equally? Well, of course, the New Year!
To feel a real holiday, you need to start by decorating the apartment or house where the festivities are planned. You can get together in advance with your company and jointly decorate the room. Such chores will bring a lot of joyful moments. But you can arrange a surprise for guests by meeting them in an already beautifully decorated room.
For decoration, you can use ready-made garlands, tinsel, serpentine, etc. Or you can do something yourself. For example, snowflakes that can be hung around the room, stuck on windows, attached to walls. Compositions of spruce branches will also look very festive. They can be placed on tables, shelves, etc. Candles will add romance and sophistication to the planned evening. They will be especially useful if a masquerade is planned and guests will come in costumes. It is very interesting to make a funny wall newspaper and hang it in a conspicuous place. In it, in a playful tone, you can highlight some events from the life of those invited to the evening.
To please the guests, you can prepare small gifts for them, which everyone will receive during the evening as a surprise. These can be calendar cards or pens, a small toy animal - a symbol of the coming year, etc. Someone will find their surprise in a plate, someone glued to a chair or in a small, beautifully packaged box. In general, as far as imagination is enough.
An important detail of the New Year's Eve is the Christmas tree. It will decorate any evening and create a fabulous New Year's mood. If there is not enough space in the room, then you can decorate a small Christmas tree or place it in a suspended state, so that you can then lower it for a festive round dance.
So that the New Year's Eve does not pass only at the table and is very boring, you need to think over the program in advance, that is, holding contests, quizzes, games, and prepare a comic theatrical performance. You can start the program by choosing Ded Moroz and Snegurochka. To do this, the guests are given one of the attributes of these characters (someone - mittens, someone - a staff, a beard, a bag, etc.), and everyone must introduce themselves as Santa Claus or Snow Maiden (their number must be the same ). And it doesn't have to be traditional. On the contrary, a prize can be awarded for the originality of an impromptu costume. When everyone is ready, you can start a competition for the real Santa Claus. The role of the jury can be played by those who were not among the contenders for these main roles of the evening.
dance marathon
Guests are invited to dance to lively music while throwing some toy or balloon. The music will periodically stop, and whoever has a toy in his hands at this moment will have to say a New Year's wish.
long arm
For this competition, spinochets or simply children's shovels are used. With them, the players will have to fit the Christmas ball to the designated place. Whoever does it the soonest wins.
island of fairy tales
The hosts of the evening prepare items that could belong to the hero of some fairy tale. For example, boots (Puss in Boots), a striped cap (Pinocchio), a bottle (Genie), a red feather (Cockerel - Golden Comb), etc. All these items are put in a bag, and the leader takes them out one by one. Guests must guess who owns this or that thing. The one who guesses must say a New Year's wish, but only in the voice of the fairy-tale character he guessed. The most artistic are awarded with a gift. Other participants are given small memorable prizes.
A bag with presents
This game is played by Santa Claus. He says:
- I'm going to the New Year's holiday and I'm taking with me in a bag: a teddy bear, a rattle ...
The next contestant must repeat his words and add one more item. After that, another person takes over the baton, and so on in a circle until someone can list all the items accumulated in the bag. The gift is given to the person who completed the task last.
news program
Participants are given cards with five words written on them. In 30 seconds, they have to come up with one sentence about an event that happened in the world so that it contains comprehensive information on this event, and in addition, all the given words would be used. These words can be converted to any part of speech.
1) China, African, swimsuit, biology, checkers;
2) Brazil, snowfall, rocket, declaration, shark;
3) Uzbekistan, waterfall, ice rink, epidemic, bear;
4) Antarctica, drought, ostrich, rocket, strike.
Slow motion
Participants of the competition must depict the following situations in slow motion:
- wood cutting;
- taking an egg from a chicken nest;
- injury and bandaging of the finger;
- mowing the grass and collecting it in a stack.
Declaration of love
Four guys must declare their love to four girls, but at the same time their manner of speech and movements must correspond to their behavior:
- 4-year-old child;
- a 12-year-old teenager;
- an 18-year-old boy;
- 70 year old man.
Happy holiday!
It is necessary to come up with the text of a greeting card sent to the address of the boss about the celebration:
- Day of informals;
- Day of protection of the rights of the unemployed;
- Independence Day from money;
- Alcoholics Anonymous Solidarity Day.
Advertisement Contest
Participants are required to write the text of the announcement, consisting of several concise sentences:
— on leasing a Kalashnikov assault rifle;
- about the purchase of the city;
- on the exchange of countries of residence;
- about the loss of a sock, etc.
The winner is the one whose ad will be the most interesting and original.
New Year's round dance
The guests are divided into teams, after which they are invited to depict a round dance around the Christmas tree, organized by:
- in a psychiatric hospital;
- in the police;
- in kindergarten;
- in the army.
It is necessary to depict so that you can guess the characters. The prize is given for artistry and wit.
Interview
Couples are called for this competition. They will have to act out the interview scene. To do this, in each pair, one person will play the role of a journalist, and the other will play the role of the interviewee:
- the man who invented the perpetual brake;
- winner of the contest "Best goat";
— drummer of combat labor;
- a specialist in the game of bottles.
We pay attention to children.
NEW YEAR MYSTERIES
He is kind, he is strict,
All overgrown with a beard,
Hurrying to us now for the holiday,
Who is this? ...
He arranged skating rinks for us,
Snow covered the streets
Built bridges from ice
Who is this? ...
She doesn't need a hot stove
Frost and cold - nothing to her.
Hello everyone sends a cheerful ...
We are also waiting for her for the holiday.
In winter, in the hours of fun
I hang on a bright spruce.
I shoot like a gun
My name is...
If the forest is covered with snow,
If it smells like pies,
If the tree goes to the house,
What holiday? ...
We made a snowball
They made a hat on him
The nose was attached, and in an instant
It turned out...
Appeared in the yard
It's in cold December.
Clumsy and funny
At the skating rink stands with a broom.
I'm used to the winter wind
Our friend...
On the icy platform cry,
A student rushes to the gate.
Everyone shouts: "Puck! Stick! Hit!"
Fun game...
Beat bolder with this stick
So that the blow was like from a cannon,
This stick is for hockey
And she's called...
Rushing like a bullet I'm forward
Only the ice creaks
Let the lights flicker.
Who is carrying me? ...
I can't feel my legs for joy,
I'm flying down the snowy hill!
The sport became dearer and closer to me.
Who helped me with this? ...
I took two oak bars,
Two iron rails.
I stuffed planks on the bars,
Give me snow! Ready...
Barely breathed in winter -
They are always with me.
Warm two sisters
They are called...
He came unexpectedly
Surprised us all
Desired for the guys
White-white...
Answers to New Year's riddles
1. Santa Claus.
2. Santa Claus.
3. Santa Claus.
4. Snow Maiden.
5. Clapperboard.
6. New Year.
7. Snowman.
8. Snowman.
9. Hockey.
10. Stick.
11. Skates.
12. Skiing.
13. Sledge.
14. Mittens.
15. Snow.
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Why can't Santa Claus exist? For adults!
(reading from a sheet)
1. No Reindeer can fly. But to be honest, we haven't studied 300,000 living things yet. And most of them are bacteria.
True, this does not mean that one of the creatures cannot be a flying Reindeer.
2. There are 2 billion children on earth (people under the age of 18). Santa Claus does not come to the children of Muslims, Hindus, Jews and Buddhists. Therefore, 81.1% can be discarded. There are 378 million children left. Let's say that each family has 3 children.
It turns out 126 million families. Suppose that in each of them there is only one good child who deserves a gift.
3. Due to the time difference and the movement of the earth, Santa Claus has 31 hours to deliver the gifts, assuming that he is moving from West to East (which is logical). It turns out that he should visit 1129 families per second. Thus, it can only take 1/1000 of a second to stop, get out of the wagon, jump into the fireplace, put the present in, climb back through the fireplace, climb into the wagon and fly to another house. Let's say that the distance between the houses is 0.78 miles, then he only needs to travel 75.5 million kilometers. But we have not yet taken into account that in 31 hours Grandfather must also do what all normal people do: eat and relieve themselves. To do all this, you need to move at a speed of 650 miles per second. For comparison, the fastest car ever invented by man (the Ulusses satellite) moves at 27.4 miles per second, while the average Reindeer moves, the fastest, at 15 miles per hour.
4. Now consider gifts. If each child gets a medium sized LEGO box (1.8kg), the wagon itself weighs 314,100 tons, not counting Santa Claus, who is rumored to be very, very fat. An ordinary Reindeer lifts 150 kg. Let's say the Flying Deer is ten times stronger. Then we need 214,200 deer, and not 6-8, which, again, according to rumors, he rides. And the more deer, the heavier the wagon. It turns out 353.430 tons with deer. For comparison: The Queen Elizabeth ship is four times lighter.
5. The result is that a body weighing 353,000 tons is moving at a speed of 650 miles per second. The frictional force generated by this movement ignites the Reindeer. At the same time, each Deer releases 14.3 quintillion energy, which burns both the Deer and the wagon. We get that the Deer and the cart are destroyed in 4.26 thousandths of a second.
Conclusion: If Santa Claus existed, then he is most likely already dead ...
12 interesting and unusual ways to celebrate the New Year
(reading from a sheet)
1. The last train to go to the forest. Find and decorate a Christmas tree. Drink a bottle of vodka. Two more. Get to the forester's house. Fall asleep and remember nothing.
2. Invite all relatives by sending each a personalized postcard. Ask each of them to prepare a festive dish. Until the morning, listen to sentimental stories from their personal lives. Promise them to meet again.
3. Invite only Him. Cook mushrooms in pots and something else delicious. Surprise. Give a gift. Sip champagne. Display beautiful underwear. Experience an orgasm. Sleep together.
4. Get sick with a sore throat. Wrap yourself in a blanket and drink hot tea all night, sitting in front of the TV. Get well in the morning.
5. Get a train ticket. Get to know the passengers. Get to know the conductor. Drink in friendly company. In the morning, remember where you are going and why.
6. After the battle of the clock with a cry of "Hurrah!" start throwing unnecessary things from the balcony. Don't open the door for anyone.
7. Go to an unfamiliar company. Tell 24 anecdotes and make the entire male half of the company fall in love with you. Make four dates for the next evening. Take condoms with you.
8. Find a magic wand. Make three wishes. Then three more. And so - until it becomes quite good.
9. Dress up as Santa Claus, Snow Maiden or a ghost. To scare passers-by, neighbors and everyone-everyone-everyone.
10. Get tickets to the Opera for the New Year's ball. Get your hair done and put on an evening dress. Congratulate the President personally. Accept eight compliments from the Prime Minister. Make friends with the opposition. Introduce your husband Vasya to everyone.
11. Kick everyone out. Buy red caviar, champagne, Napoleon cake and lots and lots of fruit. Eat everything and go to bed at ten minutes past one.
12. Celebrate the New Year the way you want!
Giving gifts (symbolically)
Should be happy in abundance
From the lottery you now -
Three wonderful postcards
Marked for you.
To always be beautiful, hurry up to get the cream.
You listen to the advice: fruits are the best diet.
And here is an elegant, fragrant, delicious, chocolate cheese.
If suddenly the child cries, you must (you must) appease him. With a rattle you will jump and make you shut up.
To always be neat toothpaste, hurry up to get it.
Your winnings are a little original - you got a baby nipple.
If you suddenly ask what year has now come, we will not answer you a word and will give you a bull
You got the main prize, get and share (chocolate).
Every day you look younger, so you look in the mirror more often.
Never be discouraged with such a companion, and wipe any place with a washcloth in a hot bath.
On the ticket, by chance, you got this tea.
To keep your face and your sock clean, a piece of fragrant soap got on the ticket.
Get a balloon, fly into space to the stars.
You look great: both clothes and hairstyle, and as a reward, your prize did not fall in vain - a comb.
Get it, hurry up, you have a notebook: write poetry.
Toast
Let's drink to Santa Claus and the Snow Maiden: as long as I can remember, they don't get sick, they don't age, and there is always money for gifts!
For us to be like that too!
Joke
(reading from a sheet)
A certain joker took out a fur coat and a beard of Santa Claus on New Year's Eve. He dressed up and, rejoicing that he could amuse his wife, rang the doorbell of his apartment. The wife opened it and, before he could utter a word, threw herself on his neck, began to kiss him passionately and carried him into the bedroom. And there, like crazy, she indulged in passionate love with "Santa Claus". Taking advantage of a short respite, the husband threw off the fake beard and mustache. And then he heard the voice of his wife, which struck him:
- Well, it's you! I didn't recognize you at all!
So let's raise a toast to real men who know how to arrange a holiday for their wife!
Competition "Three"
For kids and not only...
I will tell you a story
In half a dozen phrases.
I'll just say the word "three"
Get your prize now!
Once we caught a pike
Gutted, but inside
Small fish counted
And not one, but TWO.
Dreaming boy hardened
Become an Olympic champion
Look, do not be cunning at the start,
And wait for the command one, two, SEVEN.
When you want to remember poetry
They do not bison until late at night,
And repeat them to yourself
One, another, and better FIVE!
Newly train at the station
I had to wait THREE hours.
But why didn’t you take the prize, friends,
When was the opportunity to take?
The toast is the best!
On New Year's Eve and the sounds of a waltz,
Under the beat of the clock, I wish again
Raise a glass to peace and happiness
Hope, faith and love!
Friends, the New Year has come.
Let's forget the old sorrows
And mourn the days, and the days of worries,
And everything that killed joy.
But let's not forget the clear days
Fun, fun light-winged,
Golden hours, for dear hearts,
And old sincere friends ..
I wish you a Happy New Year
Fun sonorous, like ice,
Smiles bright as amber,
Health, like frost in January.
May this year be a happy star
Will enter your family comfort,
Hurry with the old year
Let adversity all go away.
Raise a toast to the New Year
Let the toast be extremely simple,
For happiness, friendship, laughter,
In all matters, great success,
For sensitivity, tenderness, kindness
Family life warmth!
Competition "Theatrical"
Wishing contestants are given cards with a task that they perform without preparation. The prize is fruit. You need to walk in front of the tables like:
Woman with heavy bags;
a girl in a tight skirt with high heels;
sentry guarding the food warehouse;
an infant who has just learned to walk;
Alla Pugacheva during the performance of the song.
Folk New Year's Signs (comic)
1. If at 23:50 on December 31 you see two Presidents on TV reading the New Year's Address, it means that your celebration of the New Year is going according to plan.
2. If there are one and a half presidents - someone has already gone to your eye, but the celebration is going on at a normal pace.
3. If there are more than three presidents, you were in a hurry somewhere and for some reason.
4. If the President is above you, get up off the floor.
5. If the President makes faces at you and loads it in such a cool way, you have good grass.
6. If the President addresses you personally and shakes your hand through the TV - the second and third stamps were superfluous.
7. If the President is not seen or heard - someone has already broken the TV.
8. If the President is sitting in a fire - this is a reflection of your New Year tree: put it out and don't buy Chinese garlands anymore.
9. If the President is alone, and you understand what and what he is talking about, you are very, very bored, but remember: everything is still fixable!
Life has limits, it is short, and dreams are limitless. You yourself are walking along the road, and the dream is already at home. You yourself go to your beloved, and the dream is already in her arms. You yourself live in this hour, and the dream flies away for many years to come. She flies beyond the line where life ends in darkness. She flies through the ages.
So let's drink to the fact that in the new year all our dreams come true
Contest
The host has two sets of strips of paper. Questions in the left hand, answers in the right. The host goes around the tables, playing alternately "blindly" pull out either the question (read aloud) or the answer. It turns out to be a funny joke.
Sample questions:
Do you read other people's letters?
do you sleep well?
do you listen to other people's conversations?
Do you break dishes out of anger?
can you put a pig on a buddy?
do you write anonymously?
do you spread gossip?
do you have a habit of promising more than you can?
would you like to get married?
Are you obsessive and rude in your actions?
Sample answers:
This is my favorite activity;
occasionally, for fun;
only on summer nights;
when the wallet is empty;
only without witnesses;
only if it is not related to material costs;
especially in a strange house;
this is my old dream;
no, I am a very shy person;
I never turn down an opportunity like this.
Fairy tale for adults
(reading from a sheet)
At the North Pole, in an icy hut, Santa Claus sits. Holding his head, he whispers something into his beard. On the table is a misted, open bottle of vodka.
- Granddaughter ... I'm already tired, what kind of children have gone. Behind the screen she pulled on red, seductive tights - the Snow Maiden.
- What are you muttering, grandfather?
Grandfather, knocking the icicle off his nose, continued.
- Yes, I’m talking about children, what kind of children have gone today ... you look at the Snow Maiden. Grandfather kicked the box of letters behind the screen.
- You read it! Snegurka seductively shook her decent breasts and took the letter.
- Dear santa claus. Nastya is writing to you from Orenburg. I really want to get on the TV project "HOUSE 2". Please talk to Ksyusha Sobchak about me, you are an authoritative grandfather ... I think she will not refuse you. The Snow Maiden dreamily rolled her eyes - ... House 2. Having opened the following letter, she reads it aloud:
- All right, old man. This is Kostyan from Lubyanka ... I want to become a huckster next year. Like raise money and all that. Defki give for a dose even consumptive and snotty, well, like me. In short, I'm reckoning on you ... don't give a ride. Grandfather twisted his face and spat under the table - UGH!!
- You read, read granddaughter ...
- Yes, there is no time for me, the directors of Gazprom have been waiting for me already. A bunch of dough unfastened for the pole dance. Grandfather sighed heavily - And you there too. Okay, I'll read it.
- Wow, and cool we lit with you last New Year, old prankster .. I'm waiting for you this year. Your bunny. Grandfather flew up unusually quickly and snatched the letter from his granddaughter.
- I don’t know how it got here, they probably mixed up the addressee.
- Yeah .. - Snow Maiden grinned - Probably.
Grandfather put the letter carefully into his overcoat pocket.
- It's time for me, granddaughter, on New Year's affairs ... there are so many things to do. The Snow Maiden followed him with her eyes to the door, and only when the door slammed shut did she say.
- You will wait, old, lover of kids ... Then a Gazprom helicopter landed in the yard.
- Well, here they are, light in sight ... darlings. It's okay, grandfather, we'll soon move to Rublyovka ... give it time. And somewhere at that time, whiling away the term ... the disgraced magnate Khodorkovsky was writing a letter to Santa Claus.
Picked up New Year's toasts, jokes and practical jokes
To conduct the evening, we need two presenters (he and she), Santa Claus and the Snow Maiden, 4 girls with balloons, they also help to hold competitions, a jury, a “postman Pechkin” with telegrams, a tape recorder with voice recording to start the evening, 20 scarves and 20 wide skirts or work robes for the game "Kristoforovna and Nikanorovna".
Decorate the chal in advance, prepare tables and chairs for. auditorium (place the chairs in the shape of a square, where the participants will sit at the beginning of the holiday and during competitions). Start the evening with a slow dance. Then, in the middle, stop the melody and turn on the tape recorder, where an announcement will be recorded, spoken by an important male voice.
Voice: Attention! Attention!
Hear the message of the utmost importance!
The first event of the holiday is the opening!
Then afterwards - a solemn greeting!
Then - Santa Claus congratulations;
And then - your performance and a wonderful treat!
(2 presenters come out)
Presenter 1: Hello, dear guests! Please, drop your shyness! Get to know if you don't already know! And for this, take 5 steps towards each other and tell each other your names, shaking hands and kissing each other on the cheek. Started! 1,2,3,4,5!
(Handshake, kiss)
So, say again, what is your name? (Everyone says their names) Make yourself at home!
Host 2: And to stir you all up a little, we suggest playing a little. What? Listen carefully!
You see, in the corners of our hall there are girls with balloons of different colors. Now you will scatter in the corners, because. you will have to choose your solution according to the color of the ball.
Host 1: So, we will now see why you came here?
Green ball - get drunk. Red - have fun. Yellow - eat something tasty. Blue - nowhere else to go. (Everyone runs away.)
Girls with balloons! Build those who ran up to you in a circle, count how many of you?
Presenter 2: So, come here to get drunk. How many of you?
Presenter 1: And how much time has come to have fun?
Presenter 2: But I decided to eat deliciously ... How much?
Host 1: And how many of you have nowhere else to go?
Host 2: Great! The following proceedings on the issue; With whom would you like to celebrate the New Year on December 31st?
The green ball is in your family. Red ball - with a lover or mistress. Yellow ball - in a friendly company. The blue ball is with the head of our organization ... (Everyone scatters.)
Girls! Count in circles!
Presenter 1: So, they want to celebrate December 31 in the family, i.e. among us, how many amazing family men?
Presenter 2: And how many of us are the kindest - the kindest, who want to brighten up the loneliness of their lovers and mistresses?
Host 1: We have great friends among us. How many of us?
Presenter 2: Do you know that among us there are great patriots of their cause? And so they would like to celebrate on December 31 with our leader .... How many of you?
Host 1: Thank you all for your honesty and frankness! Well, since we have gathered today for the New Year's Eve meeting, it turns out that we are all patriots of our native organization.
And so we invite everyone to come to their tables.
(Everyone goes to tables that are prepared in advance, each has a number, warn guests about this.)
Presenter 2: Our dear leader has a word for congratulations ....
(Congratulations. Toast. Feast.)
Presenter 1: And now - the floor to the chairman of the trade union committee ....
(Congratulations. Toast.)
Presenter 2: Dear friends! We invite you to come to the seats of our so-called auditorium. Please sit down, your beautiful couples. New Year's Eve surprises are waiting for us!
(Everyone passes and sits on the chairs in the "square".)
Presenter 1: We invited a lot of people, good and different, to our holiday.
Holiday something to us is not easy - And the best - the New Year. (Santa Claus and Snow Maiden appear)
Santa Claus: We came to your holiday tree from afar.
We walked together for a long time through the ice, through the snow.
Snow Maiden: All the days went by, not knowing laziness, we did not go astray.
Either they sat on reindeer, or in a fixed-route taxi.
Santa Claus: Here you are - they weren’t late, because you can’t be late,
If our best friends are waiting in the elegant hall!
Snow Maiden (addressing the presenters):
Today you laugh, relax,
Entertain your friends with jokes!
And now with a smile invite them to dance you,
Hurry up!
Presenter 1: As you can see, the Snow Maiden has already opened our ball. And she is given the right to invite a man and start dancing. Well, we should all follow her example! (Music. Dance.)
Presenter 2: Jokes, laughter, fun, dances, dances, songs and poems! Show your skill! Come out to the circle for jokes! Couple welcome! (Man and woman exit.)
Host 1: So, the first couple on our evening. You will have to say sweet, sweet words to each other. Remember that words should not be repeated. Take turns speaking.
(A man starts: my swallow, my clear falcon, my fish, etc. You can invite another couple, and then hold a competition between the couples, a souvenir for the best couple.)
Host 2: Great! If only we could always talk to each other like that! Well, just like in the Mexican and Brazilian TV shows!
Well, now we invite everyone to sing a little. But we will sing especially! In the meantime, we will compete. We have 4 sides in the hall, you will sing on 2 sides together. Got it all? Fine. But we will sing on the themes of different songs, in turn, only one verse at a time, without repeating each other's songs:
1 - songs where there are female names,
2 - where there are male names,
3 - where there are words about winter, cold, wind, etc.,
4 - where there are words about colors.
Presenter 1: Santa Claus, don't you want to warm up a little? I'm sure our women are waiting - can't wait to dance with you. Yes, and I think you've already laid eyes on someone.
Come on, choose yourself a worthy one from the most worthy. And all the men, following you, will choose their partners and will also dance. So, everyone went to invite the ladies, do it beautifully, with dignity! And stand in pairs in the hall! (Everyone stands in a circle in pairs.)
Presenter 2: Santa Claus, and one more surprise for you. Your partners will change. Yes, and partners of other men, too. For this I took 5 roses with me. (Give the roses to the unmarried women or, if there are none, to the coupled women, and invite their men to sit for a while and wait their turn.)
So, maestro, music! And you girls, for now, choose your partner among the couples. When you want to break someone's couple, come up, give the woman a rose, and dance with the man of this couple yourself.
Do not forget about Santa Claus, he is also a man, albeit at an advanced age, do not forget about those who are sitting. (Music, dance.)
Presenter 1: Where the bright lights near the Christmas tree glow, Well, my friends, we all meet with a joke. Let's play. And our game is called “Kristoforovna and Nikanorovna”. For this game I need 10 men on the left and 10 men on the right.
(The men went out and stood in ranks)
So, we have 2 teams: on the left - "Khristoforovny", and on the right - "Nikanorovny". Stand in your teams at the back of each other's heads. I put a chair next to the teams. And at some distance I put another chair.
It is necessary, at my signal, to put on scarves, skirts and run to your chair. Run up, say “I am Nikanorovna” or “I am Khristoforovna”, sitting on a chair, then run to the team, quickly take off the headscarf, skirt, which the other player of your team immediately puts on.
And so on, until all your players have been in the role of Nikanorovna or Khristoforovna. Started!
(The game is in progress. Prizes for the winners.)
Presenter 2: Well, now we again invite everyone to the tables.
(Feast)
Presenter 1: We drank, ate, you need to know the measure! We invite everyone to our so-called auditorium.
We continue our presentation to everyone for joy and surprise! How many women among us, and what more! And among them we will now hold a contest of ditties.
I invite here 10 women, 5 people per team. (Wishing to come out.)
Say the names of your teams. (They say.)
Wonderful! You will now take turns singing ditties that should not be repeated. Started! (Sing. If someone did not sing, the next one sings.)
So, the last ditty was for the team .... She won. We give her a prize. .
(Chatushki can be distributed on cards. In this case, the most artistic team wins.)
Presenter 2: Of course, everyone is waiting for the dance! Well, let's dance and sing at the same time. You can even come up with your own dance to this melody in pairs or a whole crowd on the go.
We all love dancing and songs in retro style. “Again, the last train ran away from me ...”
Presenter 1: But I would not be upset if she ran away from me, because you can return to your beloved again! “Blue, blue frost lay on the wires. There is a blue star in the sky in dark blue ... "Whoa! Indeed, what an unexpected beauty!
Presenter 2: Or ... There is one girl in the yard ... "Yes, there was one that I looked after and whispered:" Good!
Yes, and the girls were good, and the songs too. Here we are dancing under them now. Our guest group "Doctor Watson"
- We dance, we sing, we come up with dances on the go to these beautiful melodies!
(Music, dancing.)
Presenter 1: And again we all go to the tables!
(A toast, a feast, advice on how and in what to celebrate this New Year. After a while - a knock on the door. The postman appears.)
Guest: It's me - the postman Pechkin. Many telegrams have come to your address. (Started reading the first one, interrupted reading.)
I would like a glass of wine, I would read to the end! (They brought it to him, drank it, began to read again, stopped.)
No, perhaps it's better to pour two for me! (Posted again.)
Now, perhaps, everything! (Approaches the head of the organization.)
No, brother, pour more! (Drank.)
Now, I know, over the edge!
Itself, leading, read, and I will sit a little, I will look at your women.
Presenters (read comic, pre-written telegrams on letterhead):
1. Congratulations! Expect an increase in your salary. How many percent - has not yet decided, I have not yet gone to the Kremlin to Putin.
Minister., (according to the profile of your organization).
2. I don’t sleep at night, I draw, I conjure over the drawings. Those drawings are our money: Petya, Vanya and Natasha. I owed a lot to the children for shoes and sweets. Soon I will send everything to the kids. Put it on the passbook!
Minister of Finance....
3. Be healthy! Live rich! Like us, relax! Like us, multiply! And we will help you, we will multiply success! Definitely!
Zhirinovsky.
4. Eat, people, more porridge - there will be faces like ours!
B.C. Chernomyrdin.
5. Congratulations from the bottom of our hearts! The people in... are too good!
Mayor (mayor of your city).
Presenter 2: Well, friends, we must drink, probably for all the congratulations at once! Sit down with us, Pechkin! (Feast.)
At the end of the evening, you can again offer Grandfather Moroch and Snegurochka to leave for wishes to those present.
You can come up with an interesting horoscope for the next year for all signs of the zodiac. At the table, you can find out who was born in which month, and drink to their health. You can give souvenirs to the most sober, the most cheerful, the most beautiful, in the shortest skirt, etc.
New Year's greetings in the work team
The most beloved holiday of both adults and children is approaching, the New Year, and you decided in your team that it is simply necessary to celebrate it all together. And, as a rule, each department, workshop or department is asked to prepare a New Year greeting.
And you, of course, want to congratulate your colleagues in a special, bright, interesting and fun way. You can sing a song dedicated to your team, with the wishes of success and happiness to the motive of a popular hit. You can change into a gypsy camp, go out with a guitar, a tambourine and tell fortunes on cards or by hand to your friends.
Someone who is especially fond of astrology can appear before the guests as an old astrologer and tell how the upcoming new year will turn out for all the signs of the zodiac.
Wearing folk costumes, you can perform satirical and New Year's ditties.
And we offer you a small theatrical script-congratulation. It can be presented as a congratulation of foreign colleagues to Russian colleagues. (For example, the treasury of the city of Novosibirsk is congratulated by guests: the treasuries of Italy, Africa and Japan),
(Fanfare sounds.)
Herald: Everyone, everyone, everyone!
Who came and who is already here
We announce important news:
In Rus' a long time ago
Tsar Peter instituted the New Year in winter to meet
And welcome each other.
Song, mischievous joke
Or dashing dance.
As our Peter the Tsar commanded:
January is coming -
We put up Christmas trees, we are waiting for guests,
Let's congratulate our friends.
And today, as if old,
The emperor himself came to us
We applaud, friends!
We meet the Russian Tsar!
(The herald - he is also the leader, can be dressed in a modern way, or you can dress him like a man of Peter the Great's times: a shirt with a lace jabot, a camisole, a caftan, pants just below the knee, stockings and shoes with buckles. Hair parted in the middle, behind the ears or white wig.)
(Fanfare.)
Tsar Peter I: We, the autocrat of all Rus', Tsar Peter, congratulate ... (organization name) ... a glorious city ... (city name) on the New Year and command with our mercy: In honor of the glorious holiday, fire cannons, burn resin, decorate houses with spruce and fir branches, and in those houses repair fun with dancing and music.
And if someone disobeys, then beat him with batogs mercilessly. Pyotr Alekseevich put his most merciful hand to the very decree!
(Costume of Peter I: a shirt with a lace jabot, knee-length pants (i.e. to the knees or slightly lower), stockings and shoes with buckles. Hair parted in the middle and behind the ears or a wig. A three-cornered hat. Outerwear is a cloth coat. Round eyes and a puffy dark mustache (you can draw with a cosmetic pencil.)
Herald: Sit on the throne you, dear king,
And rule the same as of old.
Hey, rejoice honest people,
Today is the New Year's holiday!
And in the living room of the king
Waiting for the reception of 3 ambassadors.
Allow me to accept them, king,
Have mercy, my lord!
Ambassador of the land of the rising sun, representative of ... (name of organization) Japan ...-...- San (for example, Nikolai Anatolyevich -Kolya -Tolya San.)
Ambassador of Japan: Dear Peter I - Sun and other Sans!
Mine came from distant Japan to wish you a Happy New Year! Mine wishes you, Peter I - San, and all the Sanam ... (name of organization) to leave all the hardships and sorrows in the old year, mother Japan, and take with you the weight of the earthly payment in the new year: bread, sausage, sax and circuses.
Mine gives you, dear Sana, a New Year's talisman (symbol of the year), so that in the coming year success will accompany you in all matters!
Happy New Year, dear Sans!
(Costume of the Ambassador of Japan. Japanese: it is advisable to have or sew a kimono robe and gird yourself with a huge - at least a meter wide - shiny belt with a huge bow at the back.
Hair combed up, eyes summed up, white stockings and sandals, in the hands of a fan. Hair with knitting needles.
Japanese: it is recommended to buy (or rent) a suit in the judo or karate section. That will be the easiest. On the head instead of a wig - a black stocking, woven into one long pigtail. On foot
- white stockings and sandals with two crossbars without backs. In the hands may be a fan, or maybe a samurai sword. The eyes are lined with a cosmetic pencil. If there is no kimono, the man can be
dressed in a robe.)
Herald: Ambassador from the island of Sicily. The head of the Sicilian mafia Antonio Zverino (Anatoly Zverev, for example) with an interpreter (translator).
Ambassador of Sicily: Drunken drunk because of the stolin gulini, Poganini, bikini!
Translator: Greetings to everyone sitting at this festive table!
Ambassador: Drunken in the morning, brainy sick, goner - hungry, smart, felicita!
Translator: I greet all my friends and colleagues here!
Ambassador: Drunken in morning striptease, cretino, bambino, gulyak immoral.
Translator: And also those who could not come today!
Ambassador: Mia problem, consensus and body up to hair dryer.
Translator: On this day, we will not talk about political and everyday problems.
Ambassador: Mia Roger Interesto
Translator: I would like to ask.
Ambassador: Bellisimo belly humanoid?
Translator: Who gave the joy of this holiday?
Ambassador: Mafiosi Terasini?
Translator: State Duma?
Ambassador: Papa Putino Cardinale?
Translator: Our president?
Ambassador: Know, know, know!
Translator: No, no, no!
Ambassador: Santa, Maria, Maradona, Felicita!
Translator: Friends, you gave yourself this wonderful evening!
Ambassador: Mia presente Santa Maria..
Translator: I want to wish you...
Ambassador: angino, griposo, gastritis, miacardo and sciatica
Translator: Good health!
Ambassador: Colosale ponimanto respect!
Translator: Mutual understanding in the team and family.
Ambassador: Great business!
Translator: Prosperity in life!
Ambassador: And drunk, drunk, drunk!
Translator: And always be happy!
Ambassador: How would it be in Russian? All glasses are lifted, drunk from glasses! Happy New Year!
(The costume of the Ambassador of Sicily: a long dark cloak, buttoned up tightly, a long white thin scarf (muffler) on top, a dark hat with wide brim, a cigar, dark glasses.)
Herald: The ambassador of the hottest and most exotic country, the leader of an African tribe - the Great Mganga!
Ambassador of Africa (sings, to the beat of a tambourine, performing a ritual
dance):
O-ole, O-ole!
Aliba-bale-le!
Aliba-bale-le!
Oh kiki rice bam-ba!
Oh sa-la-sa-mim-ba!
Oh chi-ki chi-ki pum-ba!
Oh ri-ki ri-ki boom-ba!
Chi-chi-ha!
Ambassador of Africa (in broken Russian): Happy New Year to you. Accept with all your heart our African gift - a basket of fruits and a song (to the motive "A Christmas tree was born in the forest"):
A palm tree was born in the jungle
She grew up in the jungle.
With bananas and manga
That palm was!
A zebra runs through the jungle
On a zebra - negritos.
He collected these fruits
And brought you here!
Colleagues, Happy New Year to you,
You live without knowing the troubles,
accept my gift
From Africa - hello!
Congratulations, dear
Live well
And I bananas, dates
I'll bring you more!
(Costume of the Ambassador of Africa: the basis of the costume is a black turtleneck and black leggings (or gaiters), black gloves, on the head there is a mask made of black stocking with round holes in place of the eyes and mouth. The hair is a bundle of threads from the same stocking. On the legs are brand new sneakers.Above the base of the suit - a vest and brightly colored shorts.We also need bracelets and rings in the ears (you can also in the nose), on the neck - a necklace. Highlight the lips of an African more brightly.)
Herald: Champagne to the king and his guests!
Knocking on our doors again
Great New Year!
Let the old all doubt
He will take it with him.
Let's believe in the best
We're all to hell
3 times spit behind the back,
To always be lucky!
All the characters shout together: "Happy New Year!" - and approach the guests to cross glasses with them in honor of the holiday, congratulating each guest.
Glittering zodiac signs
Game program.
Leading: We didn’t come up with it, but the Greeks,
This circle of animals is the Zodiac.
Centuries have passed since then
But even now it is so.
Today in our star show
Everyone will be happy to show off their talent.
And before all honest people
We are starting our parade!
Who opens the calendar year?
The sign of Capricorn is the first among the brothers!
Which case is best?
Being an engineer is a glorious occupation!
(For those born under the sign of Capricorn, during a short musical pause, it is proposed to assemble some technical means from a constructor or any other material, up to human, and then “protect” their creation.)
Aquarius is a brilliant architect.
So he will now depict
We are without words, but so that it is clear
Here is one of the ancient pyramids - Or just the Eiffel Tower.
Try it, it's not scary.
(Aquarians need to remember how architectural structures look and pantomime: the Egyptian pyramids, the Eiffel Tower, the Statue of Liberty, the Leaning Tower of Pisa, the Great Wall of China.)
Pisces is a born sculptor,
So, so be it!
We'll figure it out quickly
What to sculpt and how to sculpt.
(The host invites 3 people born under the sign of Pisces, for example, 2 boys and a girl.
He says, addressing them and the audience: “Friends! We are with you - in the workshop of the sculptor.
Maestro (pointing to the first youth) stands in front of a pile of clay (pointing to a couple).
Now, before our eyes, he is sculpting the sculpture “Declaration of Love”.
The sculptor "sculpts". "Clay" must be obedient.
When the statue is finished, the presenter invites the sculptor to take the place of the young man in the sculpture and invites the next sculptor - the girl.
The speech now is as follows: “Friends! The sculptor sculpted the composition "Little Red Riding Hood and the Gray Wolf".
But he seems to be on to something. Fix the situation."
The sculptor girl creates her masterpiece, and then replaces the heroine in it. The next "maestro" makes "Little Red Riding Hood" "Animal Trainer with a Dog".
Then the sculpture turns into the work "Soldier submits a report to the general." And the final option is "Two sheep on the bridge."
And now, when the “sheep” froze in their poses, remind: “My friends, remember what romantic sculpture it all started with!”)
Aries are writers
Everyone knows this.
The task is the simplest
Put the words in place.
(The host writes the text in advance: "... friends! This ... evening, raising glasses with .... congratulations to everyone on ... the holiday!
We wish everyone... health, success in... life.... advise: buy it for yourself... and wear it all year with you as a talisman!
Without showing this text to the players, he asks them to name an adjective, an adjective, the name of a drink, an adverb, an adjective, an adjective, an adjective, the name of a profession, a noun denoting an object.
Then he reads the text, substituting the words in their places. It turns out a very funny congratulations.)
Taurus have their talent
Any of them is an artist, a master.
Let them draw a talisman!
They need more marker.
(Blindfolded, draw on a sheet of drawing paper an animal - the talisman of the coming year, tearing off the pencil from the sheet after each detail is drawn.)
Twins, twins
You are good at counting!
(Those born under this Gemini take turns counting each other.
Numbers that are divisible by 3 are replaced by the words "Happy New Year!", And those that are divisible by 4 - "With new happiness!" If the number is simultaneously divisible by both agreed numbers, then both expressions must be spoken.
The one who makes a mistake is out of the game.)
Cancer is a dangerous person
With developed intuition.
Sometimes in life
This will be useful to them.
(In this game, you can take turns playing up to six participants - crayfish.
You need to ask an equal number of boys and girls to go out the door. Then invite the first (or first, depending on the gender of the leader - the player must be of the opposite sex) playing.
An extremely simple rule is explained to him - to answer a series of questions: "yes", "no", "yes". Then they take him by the hand, and the following dialogue takes place:
- Do you know what it is?
-Yes.
- Do you know why?
-No.
- Do you want to know why?
-Yes!
The hand is shaken firmly or gently kissed.
Then a similar dialogue goes on about the shoulders (they are hugged), about the cheek (kissed on it) and, in conclusion, a dialogue about the lips.
The main thing is to remain serious and pretend that you are overwhelmed with the desire to kiss your partner.
And when he answered the question “Do you want to know why you need lips?” - answer: "Yes!" - as if nothing had happened, say: "Br-r-r", - hit yourself with a finger on your lips. So that the one who was played would not be very offended, he is offered to play the next one standing outside the door.)
Leo, I warn you in advance
He just loves competition.
What task would you like to give?
You can knit laces in knots.
(Two Lions (or two teams of Lions) are given one shoelace each. The task is to tie more knots in 30 seconds than the opponent.)
Virgo financial problems
Not at all scary.
To economics and calculations
They have a tendency.
(The players are invited to count a certain amount of change by touch.)
The stars commanded
Libra acting is great.
(Those born under the sign of Libra should sing the song "A Christmas Tree Was Born in the Forest" with a peeled banana in their mouth.
The participant whose song will be more to the liking of all the guests will receive the title of winner.)
Scorpio is transparent.
He is a good detective.
(In advance, verbal portraits of one of the guests are written on the cards and they ask the Scorpions to find them.)
Sagittarius is a traveler, an adventurer. -
He is the most avid tourist in the world.
(Sagittarians are the happy owners of vouchers for an erotic world tour. They must stand around a person holding a lit candle.
Lights go out in the room. Everyone should walk in an organized manner around a single source of light. And to make the "journey" "erotic", invite the participants to kiss each other.)
Maybe you're not brilliant
But you are lucky, however.
Let the stars guide
Any sign of the zodiac.
Wishing you all the best, happiness and health in the coming year!
Characters: Presenter dressed as Santa Claus (optional).
Props for contests: victory gifts, pens and sheets (according to the number of invited guests), numbered lottery tickets and gifts, an opaque jar, a bag of things, two sets of colored ribbons, blindfolds, word cards, number cards, a bag.
(Music sounds, guests take their seats, the Host appears)
Presenter:
Good evening to you friends,
It's time to celebrate the New Year
I will help you with this
I'll give you the mood!
And, of course, happiness
The evening is just wonderful
I'll give you magic
And all will be well!
Presenter:
- Dear ladies and gentlemen, I am glad to welcome everyone. Today we will say goodbye to the outgoing year and together we will meet the New. You are probably wondering where I lost my Snow Maiden? It's simple, tired of waiting for her to gather! Well, to be honest, there are a lot of you and we simply do not have time. In general, we will return to the wires of the outgoing year. I am sure that each of you faced some kind of difficulty this year, a problem that pretty much spoiled your mood, and I am sure that there were also inspiring, pleasant, amazing moments. I propose now to recall two moments of the outgoing year (good and bad) and write them down on pieces of paper. Now I will give everyone the necessary props with which you can complete the task.
(A minute later)
I think you've all done well with my request. Set aside the good memories and save them for next year. You can add new moments to them, but in no case should you throw them away. Now it's time for the bad memories. Take this leaf and tear it and throw it away, because the New Year is new for that, to start it without the baggage of past troubles.
Props for the competition: pens and sheets (according to the number of invited guests).
Presenter:
And now, well, finally,
Got to alcohol
Let's drink the first glass
So that our dreams come true!
For troubles to recede
We did not torment our souls
To forget the problems
And they disappeared like trash!
(everyone drinks)
Presenter:
- Continuing the theme of farewell to the outgoing year, I want to ask you if you are ready to let it go? No, seriously, you never know, suddenly one of you wants to stay in it? So this is what I mean, now we will find out how ready you are to enter the New Year! I propose this, now I will pronounce a rhyme-promise for the coming year, which you will need to continue in turn. Whoever comes up with the most wins the prize. Here is an example so you don't get confused:
In the New Year, I will definitely
Do physical education!
Everything is easy and simple, so let's start:
1. In the New Year, I promise ...
2. In the New Year, I will definitely ...
3. In the New Year, I will be more often ...
4. In the New Year, I will become a sports ...
5. In the New Year I will start trying ...
So, in our competition there is a winner, to whom I want to give this one, a small, but probably very useful prize that allows you to write down your ideas (a small notebook with the image of the symbol of the year is given).
Presenter:
Now is the time to drink to ensure that all your promises come true!
(everyone drinks)
Presenter:
Tell me, have any of you wondered what the New Year is? New go, it's not always me, or my beautiful granddaughter in a blue fur coat, it's also the mood, the atmosphere, tangerines, champagne, coat salad, and, of course, Russian salad. These are new hopes, new plans, new dreams. This is a fun time with friends and family, this is the most magical time of the year that our country is looking forward to. And also, New Year, these are warm and sincere wishes that are so important. Tell me, have you prepared yours?
(Guests exchange congratulations and drink to what was said)
Presenter:
How awkward it must have been. I forgot about the most important thing! We will have a New Year's lottery with you, which will give interesting gifts. Pull tickets gentlemen, because it is their numbers that will determine what prize you will receive!
Props: numbered lottery tickets.
(Everyone pulls a ticket)
Presenter:
And we continue. As you know, you need to enter the New Year without debts, supposedly such a sign. What are we? We also observe this sign, and now we will say goodbye to our financial difficulties! I, let this wonderful jar (opaque) around the hall, into which each of you will drop as much money as you see fit, mentally asking the outgoing year to take away your debts. After that, please return the jar to me.
(Guests put money in the bank and return it to the host)
Presenter:
The question is, which one of you wants to become richer? This bank is at stake, and whoever guesses how much is stored in it will get it?
(The guests take turns calling the estimated amount, the presenter then opens the jar, recalculates and hands the winnings to the winner. Afterwards, a glass is raised for financial well-being)
Presenter:
Congratulations have already sounded
So that you don't get bored
I suggest you start
Dancing very friendly!
I'll turn on the music now
I'll invite everyone to the dance floor
We will burn with you
30 minutes to dance!
(After 25 minutes)
Presenter:
I will interrupt you a little
I want to play the game
Although you all came in outfits,
I'll give you clothes!
The rules are simple friends
I give you a bag
You dance like before
I'll explain everything to you now!
In general, the rule is simple,
Pass you the bag
But when the pause comes
Get your clothes.
Dress up and dance
And so it will be until
Until the bag is empty
Well, my friends, shall we begin?
(You can put in the bag: family briefs, bra (extra large), sweatpants, robe, scarf, old dress, adult diaper, wig, funny hats, men's shorts, short skirt, etc.)
Presenter:
Everything turned out great
We had fun with you
I let you take everything
And take your places!
(Guests take their seats)
Presenter:
I wonder if you forgot the alphabet? No, seriously, this often happens to me, but with the Snow Maiden, in general, she’s completely frozen in my head, well, that’s not about it. I propose to test your memory, but it is not easy to name the letters, but it is interesting to do it. The task is as follows: you, in turn and in order, pronounce the letter of the alphabet and pronounce the New Year's toast to this letter. For example, I call the letter K, and pronounce a toast starting with this letter: How many pleasant things happen to us, let's drink to the fact that there are more of them in the New Year! Is everything clear to everyone? Then, shall we begin?
(After the toasts are said, the Host offers to drink for what was said)
Presenter:
They called me here and said that the New Year is on its way. And also, I was told that bows would be relevant this year, I don’t know who invented it, but I won’t refute it, but I’ll only offer to practice tying them. For this I need three volunteers, two girls and a man. The male role here is the most difficult - to portray a mannequin. Believe me, standing still is much more difficult than doing my task. Girls will tie bows on the mannequin! What is difficult, you ask? And practically nothing, except that the young ladies will perform the task blindfolded! And yet, I forgot to add, it’s not enough to tie your bows, so you also need to untie your opponent’s bows, time for everything about everything, just a minute! But, look, what beautiful ribbons I have prepared!
(The presenter gives the girls 10 ribbons of different colors (you can use the colors of next year) and blindfolds. At his command, the competition begins)
Presenter:
Well, well, I congratulate our winner and give her a symbolic prize, but we continue and are gradually approaching the New Year's lottery. In the meantime, it has not yet come, I ask everyone to the dance floor!
(Musical break lasting 15-20 minutes, during which the presenter can hold another one)
Presenter:
While you are resting after such incendiary dances, I want to think of a few for you.
Riddles examples.
1. What is the whitest in the world,
All the more desirable and tastier,
What is being driven in the apparatus,
Does it happen at the parade?
(Moonshine)
2. Two huge balls,
fun swinging,
No, not New Year's
Do all men like it?
(Breast)
3. What do we pour into glasses?
What are we drinking together?
(Vodka)
4. The appetizer is the best, no doubt about it,
Has a silver color.
(Herring)
5. Walks boldly through the snowdrifts,
Loves the old man very much
Just a little cold
Who will answer who she is?
(Snow Maiden)
(Options and number of puzzles may be different)
Presenter:
It's time to drink for ingenuity, so that next year it will be as much as possible!
(everyone is drinking)
Presenter:
For the next competition, I need 4 people. Your task will be extremely simple - to portray the New Year! It's simple, you just have to do it without words. One shows, the other guesses, and so on in each pair. So, I suggest using lots to determine who will be the first to show the words on the cards I provided. I forgot to add that the pairs will show at the same time. The time for the show is 1 minute, after which the players in pairs change places. Is everything clear to everyone? Please, draw a card!
Words for cards:
1. Santa Claus;
2. Snow Maiden;
3. Snowman;
4. Snowflake;
5. Frost;
6. Mandarin;
7. Salute;
8. Gifts;
9. Christmas tree;
10. New Year's toys;
11. Clapperboard;
12. Fight of chimes;
13. Congratulations from the President.
Props: cards with words.
Presenter:
Congratulations to a couple of winners, and with great pleasure I announce a musical pause!
(After 15 minutes)
Presenter:
Dear friends, I'm sorry to interrupt, but a brilliant idea came to my mind, why don't we dance? No, really, what is the New Year without a round dance? Just a warning, we will have the most unusual round dance in history! Quickly get up in a circle, and I will take a place in the center. The trick is that you will have to repeat after me all the actions and sounds. Well, shall we try?
(It is better to show gestures and make sounds symbolizing the animal of the coming year, and perform the round dance to the song “The little Christmas tree is cold in winter)
Presenter:
I ask everyone to take their seats
The lottery is waiting friends,
I will name the numbers
And distribute gifts!
(Everyone takes their seats)
Leading (pulls cards with numbers from the bag. Attention, in the script, the lots are listed in order):
No. 1 receives a very useful and, most importantly, necessary prize - a New Year calendar that will help you not to get lost in the days;
No. 2 gets something that will warm on cold evenings and give aroma (pack of tea);
#3 gets a thrill in a can (mustard);
No. 4 gets something that is impossible to live without and in which it is very convenient to hide money (socks);
#5 gets something that will help you always have an expressive look (mascara or eyeliner);
No. 6 gets something that will help glue everything in the world, even someone who has long been sympathetic (tube of glue);
#7 gets a portable symbol of the year that will surely bring good luck (magnet or souvenir);
#8 gets something you can't live a day without (a couple of coffee bags);
No. 9 receives the main prize, without which it is impossible to celebrate the holiday (a box of chocolates and a bottle of champagne);
No. 10 gets what everyone knows, is in every home and decorates our lives (a jar of horseradish);
#11 gets what nipple extruded (chupa chups);
No. 12 gets what is always most important and necessary (toilet paper roll);
No. 13 gets what should be sold with cognac (lemon);
#14 gets something that will keep her hair beautiful in any weather (comb);
#15 gets something to keep you full (wooden spoon).
More lots can be added if needed.
Props: number cards, bag.
Presenter:
I congratulate everyone on winning such valuable prizes and I am happy to announce that in five minutes the long-awaited New Year will come! Fill your glasses, make wishes, and I went to start the chimes!
(The chiming clock sounds, everyone wishes each other a Happy New Year and exchanges gifts)
Presenter:
Congratulations my friends
Happy New Year everyone, cheers!
Happiness to all and kindness,
So that all dreams come true!
So that they can and can
To live in harmony
Let beauty surround
And problems recede!
(The host announces another one after which there is a musical pause)
Presenter:
The evening is coming to an end
And it's time for me to go
I say goodbye to you for a year
Don't forget me!
You have fun, a lot of money,
Ride all on foreign cars,
So that there is a lot of happiness
It was measured in stamps!