Funny phrases about love. Cool statuses about love
Of course, I could not kill her, as some expected. I, you see, loved her. It was love at first sight, at last sight, at eternal sight. Nabokov
True love is the cure for lust. And lust is the cure for true love
He who is poor in love is stingy even with his politeness. Friedrich Nietzsche
To be together means to be together in everything and to the end.
People give flowers to a friend because they contain the true meaning of love. Anyone who tries to take possession of a flower will soon see it wither and lose its beauty. And the one who just admires it in the meadow will receive it forever. Love is, first of all, freedom.
Paulo Coelho
Nothing conquers and softens a man’s heart more than the consciousness that he is loved.
I'm strong, I can handle this.
- I will be strong, and you be gentle and just love me.
Mr. and Mrs. Smith
Everyone dreams of beautiful love, but few people understand that it begins not with the words: “I”, “me”, “mine”, “I want”, but with the question: “What can I do for you?”
If a guy wants to be with a girl, he will do everything to be close to her...
You can't trust a photograph or a mirror. Our only true reflection is in the eyes of the person who loves us.
Oscar Wilde
The best place on earth is in the arms of a loved one...
“I love you” - this phrase has become pop, like Pepsi and cocaine. You say it at the level of “How are you” and “You look good.”
They could not reach each other, but they were able to touch the soul. Ariel Buteau
You can't waste love. The more you give, the more remains. When you draw from a living spring, it becomes more generous every day.
Not a single woman in the world is able to resist a man whom she sincerely loves.
The man asked the sage: “Which woman is the most beautiful?”... He thought and answered: “Beloved”...
It is very difficult to sleep with someone you don’t love, and almost impossible to sleep with someone you no longer love.
An ideal couple sometimes resembles a children's puzzle, in which seemingly different pieces, when combined together, form a whole picture.
I want our love story to run around the house.
If a guy loves you, the girl feels it.
I won't be your most gorgeous ex, but I will be the only one who understood you and loved you for who you are.
...They cemented their relationship with unbreakable, devilish bonds of round-the-clock conversations. Jack Kerouac. "On the road".
A real man is like a wolf... either alone or with one wolf forever. And running after sheep is the lot of rams.
If you love, but you are not there, let go. If you are loved, but you are not, evaluate and take a closer look. If the love is mutual, fight. Osho
Happiness is finding the one who was looking for you. author unknown
At first it’s just a “friend request”, and then “you are my everything”!
Beneath the layer of pride and pride lies a thin layer of love with a caramel taste and the smell of vanilla...
How nice it is to freeze and then warm up in the arms of a loved one.
And when I say that you are my most beloved, perhaps this is not true love either; love is that you are for me a knife with which I dig into myself. Franz Kafka
Never go back. There is no point in going back anymore. Even if there are the same eyes in which thoughts were drowning. Even if you are drawn to where everything was so nice, don’t ever go there, forget forever what happened. The same people live in the past that they always promised to love. If you remember this, forget it, don’t ever go there. Don't trust them, they are strangers. After all, they once left you. They killed faith in their souls, in love, in people and in themselves. Just live what you live and even though life looks like hell, look only forward, NEVER GO BACK...
All of us, deep down in our souls, are actually afraid of love, because it gives not only pleasure. She forces a person to be moral, she forces him to forgive and sacrifice, to care and educate. It forces us to change, and change is often accompanied by loss and suffering. Love makes us responsible for loved ones, for family, for all humanity.
Agree, Paul, that the happiness of a loved one brings us much more joy than our own. Balzac Honore
We are never so defenseless as when we love and never so hopelessly unhappy as when we lose the object of our love or his love.
Love is not enough. She has happiness, but wants heaven; she has heaven, but wants heaven.
O lovers! All this is in your love. Just be able to find it. Victor Marie Hugo
Relationships become happy not because people get along so well with each other, but because they persist in overcoming the areas where they don't get along.
Swearing eternal love to a woman is as absurd as saying that you will always be healthy, or that you will always be happy. Charles de Montesquieu
When someone tells you about love, it means that he loves you today. And tomorrow he could run away with your best friend. Cassie Kind
What a great happiness it is to love and be loved.
They lived happily ever after until they met each other! Mikhail Zadornov
How much does a person need to be happy?
- A lot of! A whole other person.
"When someone loves you, and when you make someone happy, you suddenly begin to feel like the most beautiful person in the world."
Angelina Jolie
Happy is not the one who has many girls, but the one who only needs one to be happy.
To put it mildly, I’m jealous of you, I honestly love you. M. Wright
They love just like that, and not for some reason. Lev Nikolaevich Tolstoy
He would like a quiet one, submissive in everything, like that,
so that you can be happy from rare meetings,
but God sent him - restless,
and strictly ordered to take care of me.
The main thing in life is to find: yourself, yours and yours...
“Before you judge me, take my shoes and walk my path, taste my tears, feel my pain, stumble upon every stone I stumbled over... And only after that say that you know how to live correctly...” Adele
Indifference is the only cure for madness and despair. Dean Koontz
Manage to love one so much that you can pass by a thousand better ones and not look back.
Turn a big scandal into a small one, a small one into nothing.
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Love is when good people feel bad. Spleen
“He realized that she was not only close to him, but that now he did not know where she ended and he began.” L. Tolstoy “Anna Karenina”
I don’t know how to love half or be friends, I’ll either give my whole soul or nothing.
Great people develop love in themselves, and only a small soul cherishes the spirit of hatred.
It happens that the person who can save you drowns. Frederic Beigbeder
What I am to you is what you will be to me. Heinrich Mann
Women only love those they don't know. Mikhail Lermontov
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Love does not end because people may not see each other for a long time. All our lives we believe in God without seeing him...
You can survive anything. The main thing is that there is a person nearby who will survive this with you.
Love is when you are not compared to anyone, because you know for sure that there is no one better than you and cannot be.
And the hour comes when you want to destroy what you love so that it no longer torments you.
Love is a battle. Lost in advance.
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A real man loves by dominating; a real woman loves to submit.
They repeatedly tried to make love, but somehow they always ended up having sex.
I want to forget all this. I need love. I need to love - and nothing else.
Love is at first as fragile as a spider's web, and then acquires the strength of a rope.
We all just talk and read about love, but we ourselves love little, and this, really, is not good.
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Don't be afraid to change anything in your life if that's what your heart and soul want. Otherwise, you will have to live, betraying both your soul and heart...
One breaks his plans in order to be free for you at any moment. And the other simply lives his life and fits you into his free moments.
There is no kind of love in life, but you cannot love the same way twice.
Love... It's like a cup of hot coffee on a cool spring morning. You can get warm, but you can get burned...
Love is built on trust and mutual understanding, not on deception!
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Nothing ruins a relationship more than figuring it out.
The less people know about your relationship, the STRONGER it is!
The difference between love and friendship is that the latter has no expiration date...
Love is a disease that has new symptoms every time.
Only the one who remains faithful to you despite the distance is worthy of love.
Love begins where nothing is expected in return.
The one who is at fault does not always ask for forgiveness. The one who values the relationship asks for forgiveness.
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Tell me why, despite how many relationships we have had behind our backs, when we hear a quote or phrase about love, we remember only one single person from the past. And everyone has their own.
If the day ever comes when we cannot be together, keep me in your heart, I will be in it forever.
Never post sad statuses. After all, every beast dreams of seeing how lousy you are.
I once killed love... Now it has returned and is slowly killing me...
In love, as in nature, the first cold is most sensitive.
It is not difficult to kill love in yourself, it is difficult to kill memories.
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Love is not when he tells you: “I love you,” but when you just look at him and understand that he loves you.
Love is like a cat. She scratches us until we bleed, even if we only wanted to play with her.
A mother's love is the only love from which you cannot expect betrayal.
The richest thing in the world is the wind. People throw money, hopes, words, love at him.
Don't confuse love and desire. Love is the sun, desire is the flash.
Don't rush to get close, don't rush to fall in love, don't rush to reject, don't rush to leave. In a hurry, you can miss love, mistaking it for a random episode in your biography.
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It’s hard when you put an end to a relationship, and someone very close completes two more.
The man asked the sage: “Which woman is the most beautiful?”... He thought and answered: “Beloved”...
Love is like a flower - it takes time to bloom.
Love is like a flower that can only be given to one person at a time.
It is impossible to live and not love, you need to live and love, but only carefully.
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I believe in you. You believe in me. Why don't you believe in us?
Relationships are unsuccessful when a person is partly with someone else, and partly with someone else fictitious.
Humanly we can sometimes love ten people, lovingly we can love many - two. Inhumanly - always the same... (Marina Tsvetaeva)
Where there is no love, there is no soul.
A man is cruel when he doesn't love anymore. Especially if he loves someone else.
Love is fire: if it doesn’t shine, everything is dark, but if it shines, it’s no wonder it burns out.
Love without pain is not love.
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If a guy wants to be with a girl, he will get her no matter what.
Looking for a man who will make my life easy? I'd prefer someone who makes it interesting.
A true king needs only one queen.
Someone is missing one woman, and he switches to the fifth, tenth. And the other does not have enough life to love the only one. (Konstantin Khabensky)
If in the absence of a person you are completely indifferent to him, and his presence intoxicates you with happiness, what is really happening?
They didn’t even live... They sneaked after each other, afraid of losing each other and getting too close.
Hold me tight, hold my world in the palm of your hand, don’t let go...
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What matters is not who you live with, but who you cannot live without...
A handful of people incapable of physical intimacy. It’s so easy to tell the monitor about the most intimate things, but saying “hello” when meeting is a colossal problem.
Respect and love are capitals that definitely need to be placed somewhere. Therefore, they are usually sold on credit.
But most of all, I regret that I did not fight for us, while you never gave up.
Love has nothing to do with relationships, love is a state.
In the end, there is nothing more important between two people than the desire to be together. Give each other everything you have, everything you have left.
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Love is a sweet trap that no one leaves without tears.
If love doesn't make you cry, love.
Still, a wonderful thing is first love, especially if you manage to get rid of it in time.
Nothing burns like you.
Sometimes love takes you so far that you can’t find the way back.
The love we have in our hearts is the only myth that never changes.
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This is not love, this is a habit. And as they say, bad habits need to be abandoned.
If anyone says that love and peace are a cliché that went away with the sixties, that will be their problem. Love and peace are forever (John Lennon)
As long as we love, we know how to forgive
Love has two barriers - circumstances and fears. We often lack the courage to step over the stones of the past and the doubts of the present.
When you love someone, no one can force you to believe that the one you love may not love you.
I wanted to see you to see if it would be nice to see you again.
Every love is happiness, even if it is not shared.
There is a bright shelter on earth. Love and loyalty live there. Everything that we sometimes only dream about has settled there forever!
At the last minute before the explosion, someone will fall in love and the world will be saved.
- A woman's whole body is her heart. And even the head. J. Paul
- Men love little by little, but very often. Women love a lot, but extremely rarely.
- Lovers complain of pain in their hearts, but in reality they are not all right in their heads. Thomas Fuller
- “It often happens that after a woman has given away the key to her heart, she changes the lock the next day.” Ch. Sainte-Beuve.
- The woman who is loved the most is not always the woman one would like to love the most.
- A woman should never choose a lover without the consent of her heart and her husband - without the consent of her mind. -
- The best cure for unrequited love is incurable diarrhea!
- It's hard to be friends when you want to kiss...
- “Love forgives everything except voluntary absence” Stendhal
- Even the severity of the woman we love is full of endless charm, which we do not find in our happiest moments in other women.
- When people love each other, they are ready to fly and crash together! You took off with me... but only I crashed, you chickened out...
- “Love runs away from those who chase it, and falls on the necks of those who run away.” W. Shakespeare.
- Love wounds in the heart do not always kill a person, but they heal for a very long time, painfully and painfully, bleeding from time to time and reminding themselves even after years...
- It only took one man to fall in love with a woman for the world to become what it is. Voltaire
- The woman does not want people to talk about her love affairs, but she wants everyone to know that she is loved.
- Where there is no love, everything is a mistake. Where there is a lot of love, there are a lot of mistakes. T. Fuller
- I love not “for something...”, but I love “no matter what...”
- You need to love your best friend so much that if you meet an even better and more worthy person, you pass by and not look back. A. Saint-Exupery
- Angels call it heavenly joy, devils call it hellish torment, and people call it love. Heinrich Heine
- The peace of the Universe appeared after an act of love. A. Besant
- “Love is a drug that is not prohibited, but it is still very difficult to get your dose...”
- Great love inspires deeds, but it also prevents them from being accomplished! Dumas
- You can change a man only with an affectionate attitude, kindness, and patience. And nothing else. G. Sak
- He loves her more than anyone else, but he needs others to make sure of this. Natalie Clifford Barney.
- The people we love almost always have more power over our soul than we ourselves.
- I am a girl, and therefore, in a purely girlish way, I believe in true love. J. Lopez
- I don't care who you sleep with or when. You only have to love me.
- Love cannot be hidden with the help of even the most sophisticated deception if it exists, and love cannot be portrayed if it really does not exist. La Rochefoucauld
- If love is not in the head, but in the heart, it is real and beautiful. V. Belinsky
- For a woman, the first kiss is the end of the beginning, for a man it is the beginning of the end. Helen Rowland. -
Female logic: Scum... bastard... creature... COME BACK!!
I wanted to call him, but I realized that the subscriber was temporarily... not worthy!
Sometimes you see a person and feel - this is the one you have been looking for all your life. But he doesn’t care, he goes for bread.
Don't get involved in our love triangle, there are already seven of us here!
From love to hate - 1 step. And from hatred to indifference, in principle, also 1 but..., bitch, it’s so long...
In general, I love cherry pies. Of course, they don’t reciprocate, but they don’t behave like schmucks either.
Oh, the bananas are blooming in the field by the stream, I fell in love with the young black man. I fell in love with a black man, unfortunately, I’m afraid of him during the day, I can’t find him at night.
It's very bad when the person you love stops loving you. It's even worse when the person you love is crazy
I love you, baby! - I love you, women!
And how well it starts for girls: beloved, dear, cute, little, stupid, fool, fool, idiot, stupid, brute, bastard, hate...
Love is a state of a living organism that makes you forget about your own ass and think about someone else’s
The first time I fell in love was at 17, the second at 18, the third at 19:30
There are three types of love relationships - through work, through friendship and through “a little too much to drink”...
The best diet is love, the best fitness is sex. If you still aren’t losing weight, change your trainer and nutritionist.
I thought it was my favorite. I did the math, honey.
It's a pity that we give feelings to those who actually lack brains.
I have never been jealous of my exes; since childhood, my mother taught me to give away old toys to those who are less fortunate!
Honey, if it weren't for you, we would be a perfect couple.
I dragged a man to the registry office (you should have seen that picture), I resisted (a nasty louse), but you can’t escape happiness!
The best lover is... VEGETABLE GARDEN! And the poses are different and seven sweats will do!
I love girls with big breasts. When you hug, you feel that there really is something between you.
At first you think that you will never love anyone, and then a cat appears in your life...
I thought I had given up..... I went to the mirror and looked... noooo... LOST!
How do you love me? - More than yesterday, less than tomorrow.
Of course, my love, you must have a personal opinion and now I’ll tell you it!
Do you have a muse? -But I don’t have a muse... This is such a bad thing in life....
Hello, I am the night, and here with your past we thought that you would not sleep today.