How to hide the marital status of Vkontakte? About marital status VKontakte through the eyes of a woman

If you are in an active search for your soul mate and want to find exactly your person as soon as possible, then it's time to choose the appropriate status for the page on social networks. Even if you have never written anything yourself or even tried to compose anything, we know how to find the most suitable status. Your attention is offered a lot of statuses that will brightly and colorfully help you tell about your searches, and therefore make them more effective. Do not be afraid to write and talk about your search for love, because the more people are in the know, the more chances you have to meet. Your guests (especially of the opposite sex) will see your status, perceive it as a green light for acquaintance, and who knows, maybe this is how you will find your destiny. Successful searches!

I am looking for a boy with blue eyes, black eyelashes, a beautiful body, a 3-storey house, with a bank account and no mother-in-law)))

On the page of my friend: "Marital status: everything is complicated with My Brains"

Marital status: in active disposal of the old and unnecessary ...

Are you again in active search?))) Find me already, I'm tired of waiting)))

Her marital status in contact is not married, and no one has yet seen her in an active search, but all because she just still loves him ...

Not married, but has a friend. And everything is complicated with him, so in an active search!)))

Why is there no marital status in contact: “when drunk, I love everyone”?

Actively searching. What am I looking for? I am actively looking for another one. With a vanilla sugar look. Delicate caramel scent. A dazzling, bright smile. And with a kind heart that will love me. So stupid and strange ...

How is it to be "Actively Searching"? Run down the street, molesting men, asking "well, fall in love with me, please!"

I just love autumn, children's orbits and I don't know how to be alone. I will definitely find the shoes of my dreams, the man of my life and myself ...

Now it is fashionable to do this painfully: During strong quarrels, to remove the joint marital status in contact and put a very low phrase - in an active search.

Just in my spare time I came up with .. family status "engaged", but "married", and my wife has a boyfriend, that's why "everything is complicated", but in general I'm "in active search" .. ahah .. life situation is my personal.

In an active search for a charming uncle of a doctor, well, or a handsome nurse ... well, at worst, you can also be a nurse with a sense of humor.

Person: * search engine, and find me a guy ... tall, handsome, kind, sweet, rich, generous ... * search engine: * and you can't find a lip-bending machine ?!

And I'm not looking for my second half ... I was born whole !!!))

I put it “in active search” to find my head ...

In an active search for happiness and love !!! :)))

I would like to find true love ... Who will not say that everything is fine ... But he will just hug and say, even if everything sucks, I'm with you! Who, during a quarrel, will not say sorry, I am to blame ... But he will silently come up and say: stupid, I love you!

Marital status: in active search. Ooty, God, he is actively searching. Good luck honey. Don't get lost!

The stupid phrase "Actively searching" .. Is it you running through the streets and shouting: "Where are you, my half?" Or go into a cafe and yell: Hello, and I'm looking for a guy!

"She has a marital status in contact, she is not married, and no one has yet seen her in an active search, but all because she just still loves him ..." It was in order that no one knew about my love, I put a cn. " active search ... "

Beautiful girls are not in an active search, we are only not married

I want to fall in love ... looking for a victim ...

New acquaintances ... easy flirting ... crazy love - what else is needed ?!))).

Girls, why every time we change marital status, we write: "I start life all over again!" ... yy! \u003d)) Let's write: "one kazel is gone, we will new ones!"

Why do some people not have marital status ?? Yes, because Durov has not yet come up with the line I'm running for ... or I'm sleeping with ...

What is love for us now? Marital status in contact, a bunch of photos in the album "I and my beloved", a wall painted like "I love you", comments from friends that you are a great couple, but what is really going on with you, everyone really does not care ..

Marital status: in the active disposal of all unnecessary

Marital status: in active search. Ooty Lord, he is actively searching. Good luck honey. Don't get lost!

I am looking for beautiful legs ... To take in good hands: -D

In search of new relationships, the old ones are already erased to holes))

Manyakii! perverted! I'm ready: D

"Actively looking for" brains ...

New photos from nightclubs, new girl friends, in an active search, with a daring status ... mmm ... for whom are you trying?

today at the university I wrote an application for admission ... in the column of marital status I wrote "in active search" ... PPC is all a contact ...

In an active search, but I have a friend, everything is complicated with him, so I'm not married ...

Today at the university I wrote an application for admission ... in the column of marital status I wrote "in active search"

Why Vkontakte does not have the status "in the Inactive search", but there is only the status "in active" ... You might think that I am running through the streets and ACTIVELY LOOKING for a boyfriend ....

Sometimes there is a lack of a pair of warm hands, beloved eyes, tender lips .. So you want someone to hold him to himself, look tenderly into his eyes and gently whisper: "I love you."

Do you know who I need? The one who will not ask if you can kiss me, but just take and kiss; the one who will not ask if you can see me, but will say: "I'm waiting. Come out!"

Yesterday I went to the doctor and heard from him a terrible diagnosis, from which people are dying ... Loneliness ... And the cure for him is love ... I want to find my love ...

Vkontakte statuses. [everything is complicated], [not married], [in active search], was it really so difficult to make the status [nobody_fuck_not_needed] or [not looking for anyone]?

Actively seeking ... happiness ..

I asked. Had seen. Loved. You come in, and there is marital status, married and three children!)))

And why is there no status "in HYPERactive search"?

Fuck off! I am actively looking for a JOB

Many guys choose the other half on the principle of buying goods in a store: "Oh, beautiful packaging, you should try!" And then they wonder about "indigestion". So you need to watch the composition! Although the "date of manufacture" is also important!)

And I, by chance, press near the cn ... and nothing happens ... your article does not turn on ... but well, I have an active search ..

If I am in an active search, it does not mean that I am looking for a new relationship, maybe I’m just looking for someone I’ve lost

Of course, you can change your marital status in contact, but you will never change it in your heart ...

If I am in an active search, it does not mean that I am looking for a new relationship, maybe I’m just looking for someone I’ve lost.

Actively searching, what am I looking for? I am actively looking for a moron with a vanilla-sugar look, a delicate caramel smell, a dazzling bright smile and a kind heart that will love me, so stupid and strange.

Stupidly sitting .... stupidly smoking .... stupidly I do not want to drink .... the mood went into the ass .... And I almost forgot! Actively looking...

Actively searching ... What am I looking for? I am actively looking for a moron with a vanilla-sugar look, a delicate caramel smell, a dazzling bright smile and a kind heart who will love me ... so stupid and strange ..

Put a positive status. Active search. Put on a smile. Fly on the street. Laugh in the face of your enemies. And dream ... dream always ... dreams can come true.

Buy a green-eyed brunette no older than 88 years old with all the bells and whistles. Broken, painted and with a trailer do not offer!

Marital status: in active search. Well, what are you looking for there so actively? here I am!

Beautiful girls are not actively looking for, we are only not married.

How is it to be “Actively Searching”? Run down the street, molesting men, asking "well, fall in love with me, please!"

A young man, without bad habits, is looking for a girl who will teach him these habits !!!

I am looking for happiness and Google will not help here ...

In an active search - this is a soft definition of that period of life when you just fuck with everyone.

Life used to be .. couples quarrel, scandal, sort things out, and then disperse, but now it is enough to change marital status to "in active search" ..

Why is there no "passive search" status in the contact? like you want to, but look too lazy :)

Everything is fine with me: I am single, I have no friend, everything is not complicated for me, I am not in active search ... I just look like a cat that lives by itself

He has an active search .... and I continue to suffer and hope that he will return .... I guess I love him very much.

In an active search - this is a soft definition of that period of life when you just fuck with everyone.

Marital status: in an active search. Good Lord, in an active search he. Good luck dear, look, do not get lost.

When you get a job and in the questionnaire in the column of marital status you write in an active search, then this is already a sign that you need to tie up with a contact.

Ah not married ?? Then I ... in an active search!

Marital status: in standby mode)

What does a modern girl do after breaking up with a guy? She frantically ponders what status to write in contact, so that he was offended.

Not chosen.
Okay, when a man does not realize that a woman has anything to do with him ... But when a woman herself cannot understand who she is sleeping with, "is friends", meets, is engaged or gets married - this is too much. Angelic creatures, make up your mind soon! Do not fool other people's heads!
It happens that you, dear girls, do not want other people to know something about your personal life. And you do this for two main reasons. Or you don't want your lovers to realize that they are not the only ones in your life. Or you are so confident in yourself that you just do not care what your friends think about your marital status. You don't care what happens in your friends' personal lives, do you? So your friends don't care about you as much as you don't care about them.

Married / Unmarried. Married / Not married.
The most fun begins when some Manechka Goddess Sweet is married to a Purely Concrete Kid in the District. You look at their pages and realize that they both study in the eighth grade of your former school, that is, they are not more than 14 years old.
I love bikers. And I do not hide it. And bikers love their iron horses. And they often love them to such an extent that you open the page and there Alexey Frolov is married to a Honda CBR 600 RR. And bikers choose the floor of the motorcycle themselves ... And his unfortunate girl leaves graffiti on his wall: “I love you, Pupsik. Call me". Then you open the page of the Honda CBR 600 RR, and in its activity it says: "Hachu catazza!" or "I love my husband." And on the wall of the "iron lady" there are comments from other bikers: "Baby, you are gorgeous, I dream of you." And you will not see such comments on the page of a real biker girl.
But seriously “not married” is the same as in “active search”, because in this case the girl does not mean in any way whether she has a boyfriend. And other men consider her free. Or the girl's marital status is "not married", although "there is a friend", but with him "everything is complicated", therefore "not married".

Have a friend / Have a girlfriend.
Men, are you having sex with your girlfriend? If yes, then she is not your friend. She is either your mistress or your girlfriend. But not just a friend. They don't sleep with friends. No, of course, it happens, there is friendly group sex, but everyone knows their place in it. And if she is just a friend to you, then she can start having sex with another man at any time. By contact. Or in real life.
Are you having sex with someone else besides your "girlfriend"? If your answer is "no", then it is more correct to put Anton Kotik Simple meets with Glafira Bitch Krashena. And if yes, then why bet that you have a girlfriend? So that each of your many "friends" think that your marital status is about her?

Meets with ...
Everything is clear here. Immediately it became so boring ... It makes you yawn, doesn't it?

Engaged / Engaged.
When two girls of traditional orientation are engaged to each other, it makes men think about a lot ...

It's Complicated. Everything is complicated with ...
Men love this formulation much more than women. What is so complicated going on in their head that they could not choose anything from all previous marital situations?
Dear girls, if your boyfriend puts on VKontakte that "everything is complicated" or everything is complicated with you, do not worry! You shouldn't worry about his marital status at all. Let him write what he wants. If you are beautiful, smart, sexy, he should be concerned about your marital status. Select "not selected" - let your lovers never know about each other's existence! Write that you are "not married": on the one hand, it is absolutely true if you are not officially married, on the other hand, let other men think that you are not dating anyone. Put "have a friend" - let him wonder who your friend is? Maybe you are friends with all the men on VKontakte. Friendship is great. Choose that you are engaged to your best friend - let him know that she is better and more important to you than him. Finally, put "actively seeking" - let him know you have a choice. You deserve the best. You choose. Competition is good for men. The strongest wins. And best of all, put that you are dating, engaged or married to a Yamaha YZF-R6 - let him envy you.

Actively looking.
This item is chosen either by very confident girls who understand that a man, regardless of his marital status, having seen this status, will want to meet them. Or shy ones who, for some reason, cannot find a couple in real life.
But the most interesting thing is when a girl has a marital status “not married”, although “there is a friend”, but with him “everything is so complicated” that she is “in active search”. And the “friend” has everything in his head so complicated that he doesn’t even mind that she is “in active search”.

When two loving people begin to quarrel, sort things out or break up, then their marital status on VKontakte with a difference of no more than half an hour in the news of the contact undergoes all possible changes. It looks something like this:
"The fairy prince is engaged to the fairy princess."
"Fairy Prince Meets Fairy Princess".
"The Fairy Prince has a girlfriend."
"The Prince of Fairy Tale has no marital status."
"The fairy tale prince is married to a Honda CB 400."
And then again, "The fairy-tale prince meets the fairy-tale princess."
And so on ad infinitum.
And most importantly, everyone is so worried, worried when they read it in the news ...

The guarantee of family happiness: first - marriage, then - love.

Not for all…

Mom said that when I get married, she will stick the inscription on the door: "Can't be returned or exchanged!"

We must also look at home, maybe my inscription on the door has hung))

In the year of the snake, I will urgently rent a place on a warm, comfortable chest, for a period of one year. I don't want to get married ... Just get warm.

Grab the Antidote! And you are welcome!

Unmarried life was easier. I wanted a dress ... and one more dress. And now - a bread maker, molds and a sifter for flour ...

Exactly! But the dress too)

Have you noticed that when you are not married, everyone around you asks: “I haven’t married”? When you don't have children, everyone is interested in: "Well, when will the addition be?" And when you already have a child, everyone worries: "Well, when will you go for the second?" Do people have nothing more to talk about ?!

There is something to talk about, but when you don't feel like it, you just have to respect the framework of decency and traditional interest. Therefore, such questions))

Why do women love to marry the military? Because they already know how to cook, darn, make the bed, have good health and know how to follow orders!

Ideal men!

I really got married for love, and then all my life I was jealous of my friends!

It happens, what can you do ?!

Statuses about marriage are cool

If you are married, and you do not have a mink coat, diamonds, you do not drive an expensive car ... Congratulations! You got married for love))

And I am very happy about that! I am so comfortable in a mutton fur coat, with just a gold engagement ring, on our "six" with my beloved husband and one-year-old daughter!

Still, there is a marriage that can make a man happy. This is the marriage of his daughter ...

It is still from which side to look - who will pay the wedding expenses?

Getting married is going from an 8-hour workday to a 24-hour day!

Yeah, but no one pays overtime ((

Many girls marry men who resemble their fathers. Is this why their mothers cry at the wedding ceremony?

Exactly! That's why my mom was crying))

Many people told me that there is nothing to do when married ... They lied !!! There are so many things to do, so many things to do ...

Not that word! I always sleep without hind legs.

The wife says to her husband in anger:
-I would be better if I married the devil!
-What are you, dear! Marriages between blood relatives are prohibited!

This is about my wife))

Two friends:
- You were married?
- Of course!
- So how???
- Yes, as in childhood - then do not walk until late, then do not meet other people's men (uncles) !!!

If, as in childhood, then everyone would just get married and run.

Statuses about marriage with meaning

You have to get married when you are young, out of stupidity, out of great love, or out of flight. Because you will grow up, wiser ... and you will understand that there are no ideal people, and you do not need imperfect people.

As a rule, those who are regularly called there do not want to get married, and those who have not received such an offer dream of getting married! For me, a stamp in my passport is just a formality.

Marriage has killed more women than famine, war and natural disaster.

That's for sure ... it seems to me that most of all women suffer in marriage because of misunderstanding on the part of men (((

If there is agreement, there will be happiness! From now on, only “We” are not “I”, and there will be a strong family!

Yes, this is how everything always starts beautifully, and then socks around the apartment and "where are you doing-my-beer ?!"

A marriage is like a fortress under siege: those inside would like to get out of it; those outside would like to break into it.

He speaks the truth!

The older and wiser a girl becomes, the more difficult it is for her to get married.

Right! The older a girl is, the more she understands her attractiveness.

Many women who are not married dream that a man would surround them with care and attention ... However, many are married too ...

A girl is a flower that always requires care!

If you cannot answer yourself the question: "Do I want to be with him further?", Just tell yourself: "Do I want to marry him?" And everything will be decided right away)))

Exactly, tried so ... it helps.

Statuses about marriage are beautiful

You are pain and light, peace and fear,
you taste the sky on your lips
The melody that I sing
you are life, and I love it!

This is how every husband should think about his wife!

The happiest morning for a girl is her wedding day. When she wakes up, she knows exactly what to wear.

It is a fact!

The next stop is “get married”. Come out, girls, come out!

And what is the number of the bus that took you to this stop? I want to ride it too!

The presence of a man nearby is not a guarantee of absolute happiness for a woman ... You can be married and be in anguish, but you can be happy, remaining a free woman.

That's right, you shouldn't rush to get married. It is better to always feel happy than just having a stamp in your passport.

Getting married is a very serious step! When we quarrel with our parents, we do not think that we need to look for new ones. So the husband must become a loved one. Alone and for life! The main thing is not to make the wrong choice!

I can't imagine how you can live with one person all your life!

No matter how happy a married woman is, she always notes with pleasure that there are men in the world who would like to see her unmarried.

It's always nice when you are positively assessed by the outside looks of handsome men

The status "I want to get married", the statuses "I want to get married" are cool

- Mom, I want to get married!
- Enough! Already been twice!
- Well ma ...
- No, don't ask !!!
- Mom, I only go there and back!

My mom answers my little sister this way))

Get married! Oh no!!! We were there! The service does not match the price list ...

There were, we know))

I don’t want to get married! For one simple reason - why make a bad husband out of a good lover?

Doesn't he call?

The pharmacies received a pregnancy test with two strips with the title "I want to get married!"

Ha, interesting product ... must be bought

The most important thing in a girl's life is a university (to marry successfully).

It is not for nothing that parents instill these goals from childhood))

I want to get married)))) Take me !!!

Straightforward ...

I want to get married. It's so great to have a person next to you who can be tortured for the rest of your life.

Men, be careful!

Status about proposal to marry

When she was offered to marry, she fell out of her chair, jumped to the ceiling on the bed, ran around the apartment for 30 minutes with happiness ... And then she quietly replied, "I'll think about it ...".

Real woman!!!

Get married successfully - sign the governess's employment agreement!

Well, if you're not lucky with your husband.

Making an offer to marry you, you in your heart hoped that I would refuse ??? Yeah, dream ... I agree, honey !!!

That's right, girl, keep it up!

- When will you stop making comic proposals to me to marry you ?!
- When you become my wife.

So make her a normal proposal, joker!

This caller asks you to marry him. Answer: “Dear subscriber! There are not enough funds in your account for this operation. "

She knows exactly what she wants

Do you want to get married?
“Stop threatening me.

Uh-huh))) Right about me in the very tunic)

Statuses "getting married soon", "getting married"

Get married, or what? Where is this unfortunate man hiding?

Run, boy!

Are you married?!
- Not.
- When are you going?
- When I finish university. And are you married?!
- Not.
- When are you going?
- When you graduate from university.

This is a man! He is waiting, so he loves!

Wedding .. the coolest holiday in our life!

It only seems so! As soon as this day comes - you will dream that it will end as soon as possible!

Nobody to each other, we always quarrel, swear, almost fight ... but everyone is sure that the wedding is coming soon !!!

It's about me and the groom! That's right!

And I realized with horror that I had been pregnant for a month already. There was no time to find out who the child was from - it was necessary to get married urgently ...

Did the right thing!

I am pregnant! Wedding is soon! Thanks to the grandmothers at the entrance, otherwise I wouldn't even know ...

The grandmothers at the entrance know everything!

Statuses about a happy marriage

I married for love, not out of spite -
Which I did not regret even a day.
As it turned out, I was magically lucky -
The assholes were sorted out before me.

Lucky, yes. I wish I was at least a little lucky in this life.

A happy marriage is when you look at a handsome guy passing by and think: "The jacket is cool, my husband needs to buy this!"

This is love!

A happy marriage is a marriage in which the husband understands every word that the wife has not said ...

Yes! For example, what to guess in the New Year to give your wife jewelry ...

And when I get married, will you call me? No, I will shout to you from the next room: "My love, put our son to bed already."

If "beloved" shouts, then you can fulfill the request))

He who does not work has successfully married!

And I would be so ...

There is no need to shout about happiness. You can keep silent about him. Together ...

After all, it's happiness to do everything together

And remember, girls, a good frying pan is the basis of your family happiness!

Well this is for those who have violent husbands

The guarantee of family happiness is in kindness, frankness, responsiveness ...

I wish all the spouses would understand this

Statuses about marriage are sad

Marriage is a desert mirage with palaces, palms and a camel. First, the palace disappears, then the palms, and at last you are left alone with the camel.

Well said!

When a woman gets married, she dreams of having a wall behind her: reliable, strong and indestructible. A wall behind which you can hide at any time and it will always protect you. Unfortunately, instead of a wall, many have a pit with rotten swamp water behind their backs, from which it is so difficult to get out ... Few women succeed. It is even more difficult to find a new wall, and not a new hole ...

The bull's eye! Only recently did I tell my husband about the same ... in very similar words

If before marriage you were called a princess, and after marriage - a mare, it means that you did not marry a prince, but a groom! You were set up!

Sadly (((

Hobble slowly, and you forget me. If you want to get married, someone will pick it up.

About my ex ...

Today I dreamed that I was getting married ... Only not for the one who brings me happiness every day, but for the one whom I despised all my life ... It's a paradox.

The main thing is that the dream is not prophetic!

Why are women so eager to get married? Because otherwise they don't know what to do with themselves.

It's sad if this is actually the case.

Not every woman is destined to live as behind a stone wall - therefore, she can also become stone over time.

That's right, men!

Do not go girls to get married ... there are a lot of dishes to wash !!!

Who washes and who beats!

Status "I'll give my friend in marriage", "friend got married"

I'll give my friend in marriage! Already health is not enough to walk with her!

The main thing is to successfully marry her, otherwise you will have to walk even more later.

Dear Men !!! Please take my friend in marriage ... Or else she's a businesslike woman: she walks everywhere, walks ... and I'm sitting at home ...))))

You are evil))

One friend says to another:
- Honey, it's time for you to get married ...
- Yes, I still can't find a suitable one, I think all about your husband ...
- About my husband ...
- Well, yes, I think, God forbid, the same moron gets caught!

Then you will wash your husbands' bones together!

I will give my girlfriend only into those hands that will love her more than I do.

A real girlfriend!

Girlfriend, are you getting married
A bit sad, but not important.
If only you would be happy
And like a rose bloomed.

So cute…))

Despite the different situations and relationships of the spouses in marriage, people forget about humanity and sincerity. To improve life together and family relationships, you just need to talk. Don't hide your dissatisfaction or pleasure. Some people don't get the hints - they just need to be told.

Vkontakte has a graph "Family status", where you can indicate the status of your relationship with a person and generally reflect « degree of your freedom» ... Let's consider this feature in more detail.

How to choose a marital status

On the main page, under the avatar, we are looking for a button "Edit" and go to the settings mode for the most basic data of your account. Under the field with a choice of gender, it is possible to change marital status by choosing one of the options:

• not selected - leave it as it is and you will not see this item
• not married (not married)
• meet
• engaged
• married)
• in love
• it's Complicated
• actively looking
• in a civil marriage

For the options I meet, you can choose with whom, engaged (a) - the groom or the bride, married (married) - respectively the wife or husband, in love - with whom, everything is complicated - a partner with whom you have a strained and incomprehensible relationship. As we can see, the choice is not small, there are many opportunities to express your range of feelings and life status. There are also interesting features, when choosing a partner with whom you want to associate a status, for in love (a) you can choose any person, just provide a link to him and that's it.

For the rest of the paragraphs, where the choice of a partner is implied, the user whom you indicated must confirm the fact of your relationship on his page. And you can already choose only from friends, so make sure you have a future partner in your friends list and if not, add it.

How to hide marital status on Vkontakte

There are two ways. You do not have to choose marital status, that is, again go to the main page settings mode and select in the column "Family status" paragraph « Not chosen » ... Don't forget to press the button "Save"... After refreshing the page, you will verify that all relationship statuses are missing.

The second way involves working with privacy settings. Please note that there is no item in the main menu "Settings"... The standard display of all main items is as follows:

Therefore, in order to go to the data settings, you need to click on your name in the upper right corner and a drop-down list will appear - it contains exactly what we are looking for:

Push "Settings", select the tab on the right "Privacy" and adjust the display parameters of your page.

In order to hide marital status, use any of the above methods, there are no other options.