The script for the theatrical New Year's performance "Hello, New Year!" for children of primary school age. "Three wishes" - New Year's theatrical performance
Characters:
Grebe Mukhomorovna
Kikimora
Baba Yaga
Goblin
Buffoons
Leading
Hare
Monkey
Father Frost
Snow Maiden.
Music sounds.
Voice.
Attention! Attention! This is the radio station of the forest dwellers. There are a few days left until the New Year. All residents of the forest get ready to welcome important guests: Santa Claus and Snow Maiden.
Podanka Mukhomorovna and Kikimora run in.
Toadstool Mukhomorovna.
Have you heard? Get ready to welcome important guests! And we, then, are so-so? To me, too, they found the important ones - this old man and the girl Snegurochka. Si-si-si, la-la-la!
Kikimora.
Who is spreading these rumors throughout our forest kingdom?
Toadstool Mukhomorovna.
Who else - if not the magpie on the tail brings their filthy news. It's even insulting: are we worse than them, or what? Why am I not a Snow Maiden, and Koschey - not Santa Claus?
Kikimora.
New Year is coming, and I just want to do some dirty trick.
Toadstool Mukhomorovna.
Kikimora, you are the most preposterous inventor for the green nasty! Think.
Kikimora.
You know? We must invite my relatives - Baba Yaga and Leshego. With them, we better come up with, that's why we are evil spirits.
Run away. Music sounds. The presenter comes out.
Leading.
Hello guys! Have you heard the news that Santa Claus and Snegurochka are coming to visit us soon? (The guys answer). The forty on the tail brought this news to us and said that all forest dwellers are already preparing to meet. And I will also tell you a big secret: one kind guest is in a hurry to our holiday - the Monkey. After all, the year of the Monkey is coming. It will be a real holiday. And what a holiday without jokes, smiles, fun and kind, good friends?
Music. Buffoons run in.
Buffoons.
Hello girls and boys!
And also all parents
Hello now!
On New Years holiday
We invited you.
1st buffoon.
Hello friends, all of you!
Let smiles, dances, songs
Sound in a circle now.
2nd buffoon.
We wish you fun
And great mood!
1st buffoon.
To frolic in the Russian dance,
Play, have fun!
2nd buffoon.
Are we going to play now?
1st buffoon.
No, we'd better dance.
We don't want to stand still
We will dance with you.
The buffoons show various movements to the music. The guys repeat them.
1st buffoon.
You guys are great
We danced with all our hearts!
2nd buffoon.
We are glad to congratulate you all
Happy New Year at this hour!
1st buffoon.
We wish you a nice rest
Play snowballs, run skiing,
Laugh, sing and dance!
2nd buffoon.
Hey guys open up
Pull up at once!
Beckon with one hand
And then another.
1st buffoon.
Now with two hands.
We hold the hand of a friend tightly
Together we lift them up,
Like taking off an apple.
2nd buffoon.
And let's sit down low, low
Well, let's jump up without risk!
Clap our hands together.
We have a good round dance.
1st buffoon.
We have such a beautiful tree. Do you know everything about this green beauty and Santa Claus?
2nd buffoon.
And we will check it now. Answer our questions only "Yes" or "No".
1st buffoon.
Is the trunk good for our tree?
Was it made from a double-barreled gun?
What's growing on the tree? Bumps?
Tomatoes and gingerbread?
Is Santa Claus afraid of the cold?
Is he friends with the Snow Maiden?
Well, the correct answers are given to the questions. You all know about Santa Claus. Let's relax, sing, play and dance together.
2nd buffoon.
Russian dance is a miracle
Legs themselves dance.
We will dance everything skillfully
If there is a friend nearby.
Dance "Oh, you, seni." The guys repeat all the dance moves after the buffoons.
Voice.
Attention! Attention! The retinue of Father Frost and the Snow Maiden is heading here!
1st buffoon.
Guys, we will go to meet Santa Claus and Snegurochka, and you don’t get bored here.
Leave. Music sounds. Grease Mukhomorovna, Kikimora, Leshy, Baba Yaga appear. The phone rings.
Toadstool Mukhomorovna.
Oh, the phone is ringing, it’s our boss.
Voice.
Ha ha ha. What happened?
Toadstool Mukhomorovna.
New Year is coming soon. We must spoil the holiday, but we have forgotten all the dirty tricks. Tell me, help, your serpent majesty.
Voice.
Help? Ha ha ha, I will help. Have fun, and steal the Monkey, without it the New Year will not come.
Toadstool Mukhomorovna.
Here is the head!
Baba Yaga.
Not one, but three! And how everyone works!
Goblin.
Well, to the cause?
Baba Yaga.
This takes a trick. (To the guys). Guys, have you seen the Monkey? Has she shown up here?
The guys answer.
Toadstool Mukhomorovna.
We will go and meet her, and you are having fun here without us, a holiday after all. (Run away).
Baba Yaga.
Oh, let's remember the golden childhood.
Goblin.
What do we do?
Baba Yaga.
Play, amuse the guys!
Goblin.
What a challenge! Oh, I know one game, "Fir-trees-stumps" is called. Let's play?
Baba Yaga.
Christmas trees grow tall (picks up hands), and the stumps are small (squats).
Goblin.
Oh, look, make no mistake.
Play the game.
Goblin.
And then what?
Baba Yaga.
Then we will light the tree.
Goblin.
Christmas tree? What for?
Baba Yaga.
So it should be. At the holiday, the tree should be on fire.
Goblin.
Well, it's supposed to be, it's supposed to be. (Pulls out matches). Oh, sorry, it was a good tree.
Baba Yaga
(takes away the matches).
What are you? Guys, tell me, how should you light the Christmas tree? What words should I say? That's right, "Herringbone, burn!"
Enter the host and the buffoons.
1st buffoon.
Who is here trying to light the Christmas tree without Santa Claus and Snow Maiden?
2nd buffoon.
Yes, it's Baba Yaga and Leshy! You decided to ruin the holiday again?
Baba Yaga.
No, what are you, are we capable of such a thing?
Goblin.
We played with the guys and also wanted to play the game, but you interfered.
1st buffoon.
If the guys are interested, then we will play too, right, guys?
Goblin.
The game "Puzzle". I confuse everyone in the forest.
Baba Yaga.
So try to confuse the children. We'll see.
Goblin.
Well, hold on, guys. Listen carefully, but do not get confused in the answers.
On New Year's Eve, until you eat
He ate candy and jam.
He lived on the roof, poor thing,
His name was ... Cheburashka (Carlson).
He plays a little
For passers-by on an accordion.
Everyone knows the musician
His name ... Shapoklyak (Crocodile Gena).
He was a cloud of rain,
I went home with Piglet.
And, of course, he loved honey.
This is ... Gena Crocodile (Winnie the Pooh).
Goblin.
Well, well done, don't get confused.
1st buffoon.
And now it's time to invite Father Frost and Snow Maiden to us.
2nd buffoon.
Let's call them together.
The guys call Santa Claus and Snegurochka. Santa Claus, Snow Maiden and Bunny appear.
Father Frost.
Hello guys! (The guys answer).
It sounds a little muffled so far.
Well, one more time. Hello guys!
Now your answer is not bad.
I was almost deaf from him.
I was with you a year ago,
Glad to see you all again.
I see they have grown up, they have become big.
Did everyone recognize me?
The guys answer.
Snow Maiden.
Hello guys!
If the cold is in the yard,
All the trees are in silver
The Christmas tree is blooming with lights ...
Father Frost.
So the New Year is coming soon!
Hare.
Snow Maiden, it's time to light a beautiful Christmas tree!
Snow Maiden.
Only a song, a dance, a joke
And a funny joke
You can wake up the tree
To enter the New Year with her.
Hare.
If you are cheerful today -
You will be cheerful for a whole year.
Become merry
New Year's round dance.
Father Frost.
Do you all know the magic words that will help light our Christmas tree? That's right: "One, two, three - our Christmas tree, burn!"
Snow Maiden.
"Happy New Year!" - says each needle. Let's sing a song: "A Christmas tree was born in the forest."
All the children are singing a song.
Snow Maiden.
Let's play an interesting game with the guys.
I will tell the guys what they decorate the tree with.
Listen carefully and answer without fail.
If we tell you correctly, say "Yes" in response,
Well, if suddenly it is wrong, answer boldly "No".
Colorful firecrackers?
Blankets and pillows?
Gummies, chocolates?
Glass balls?
Wooden chairs?
Teddy bears?
Primers and books?
Multi-colored beads?
And the garlands are light?
White cotton wool snow?
Satchels and briefcases?
Shoes and boots?
Cups, forks, spoons?
Are the candies shiny?
Are the tigers real?
Are the cones golden?
Radiant stars?
Well done boys!
Father Frost.
Well you're having fun. Did everyone come to our holiday?
Snow Maiden.
Oh, grandfather, I completely forgot, we invited the Monkey to our holiday. Have you guys seen her? What could have happened to her?
Baba Yaga.
What could have happened to her? Little else, lost in the forest.
Goblin.
Lost, lost.
Voice.
The monkey has been kidnapped! All these are tricks of evil spirits!
Baba Yaga and Leshy are hiding.
Father Frost.
Ah, that's it! I'll freeze you now!
Baba Yaga.
Don't, don't.
Goblin.
We won't be anymore.
Father Frost.
I ask you to immediately release the Monkey and bring him to the holiday. And so that you don't do something else, I am sending with you our good friends and assistants - buffoons.
Father Frost.
Oh, I felt sad, guys.
Snow Maiden.
Grandpa, don't be upset. Now the Monkey will come, and we will continue the merry holiday. In the meantime, guys, let's make our Santa Claus laugh. We have a very fun game.
Bunny.
The game is called Musical Rope. To the music I will walk in a circle with a string; if I hold it on the floor, you jump, if at the top, you squat. Be careful and attentive.
The game is being played.
Father Frost.
Thank you for making the old man happy.
Enter Baba Yaga, Leshy, Kikimora, Grebe Mukhomorovna, Monkey, buffoons.
Baba Yaga.
Here, Santa Claus, your Monkey, safe and sound.
Monkey.
Hello guys, I was late, sorry, they kidnapped me and took me through the forest for an hour. During this time, I made new friends, and they are completely kind, forgive them.
Father Frost.
Well, if so, I forgive. On New Year's Eve, no one can get angry and quarrel.
Snow Maiden.
Then we continue our holiday!
1st buffoon.
Our Santa Claus is tired of standing, he wants to dance "The Lady".
Father Frost.
Hey guys, move your legs with us!
Dance "Lady".
Father Frost.
Oh, I evaporated, I would like to drink some cold water to cool down a little.
Santa Claus drinks from a mug, then abruptly splashes its contents on the children, in the mug there are colorful confetti.
Father Frost.
Frightened, did not expect?
Here I am so naughty.
Already not young.
Monkey.
It's nice to give gifts on New Year's Eve. My gift for you is a dance.
The members of the choreographic ensemble perform a dance.
Snow Maiden.
Thank you, Monkey, for the gift. And now, guys, I'll tell you one secret. Santa Claus has magic gloves. If someone touches them, that desire will certainly come true. Grandpa, let me play with your mitten. We will transmit it in a circle, and you will catch up.
Father Frost.
Agree.
The game is being played.
Father Frost.
Good you guys
But it's time for us to leave.
See you soon, goodbye!
Learn, Grow and May the New Year
It will bring you success and joy.
Snow Maiden.
We're leaving, but friends remain here
Let songs and jokes ring until the morning
Among the kind faces and lights.
May the holiday give you today
Loyal, good friends.
Characters:
Adults: Leading - Storyteller, Koschey, Gypsy, Baba Yaga, Santa Claus, Mistress Blizzard.
Children: Snow Maiden, Ivan Tsarevich, Buratino, Malvina, Cinderella, Puss in Boots, Little Red Riding Hood, Musketeer, 2 Snowflakes, Cat-Bayun, Nightingale is a robber,
Holiday progress:
Children enter the hall to the music.
Leading Storyteller:
How good it is when guests come!
There is music and laughter everywhere.
We are opening a New Year's holiday,
We invite everyone, everyone, everyone to the tree!
1 child:
Sparkling like a golden rain
Our cozy, bright room.
The Christmas tree invites us into the circle,
The hour for the holiday has come!
They are waiting near the tree
Miracles for you today.
Do you hear? Here come alive
Christmas tree in a festive dress
She invited us to visit
You can't stand still
Next to her at this hour.
We gathered here today
We got up together in a round dance.
Brings a lot of joy
Every time we have a New Year!
A song about the New Year is being performed.“In childhood, we believe in the calendar».
Leading: Guys, on New Year's Eve, various miracles happen. Do you believe? Maybe you and I will also get into a fairy tale ... Let's close our eyes, and then open our eyes and look carefully.
Bells are ringing, a gypsy appears, goes to the audience.
Gypsy.
Oh no no no! Young, beautiful, you will be happy, you will have fun, ah, gild the handle, I'll tell you the whole truth!
(walks through the hall, pulls out hairs from several children, tears them, takes out cards, begins to guess on cards)
Gypsy.
Oh, I see, oh, what I see here, I see a fabulous palace, I see a holiday, I see fun, I even hear music, I tell you the whole truth ... Only you won't get to the holiday ... But the cards tell the truth ... Do you know why? But gold the handle, who can do what, then I will tell the whole truth.
(goes to the gym, selects several children)
Gypsy. Ay, my beauties, I will help you ... (lays out the cards)
I see, I'll tell the whole truth. Father Frost fulfills his wishes, and his granddaughter Snegurochka helps him in this. There is no holiday without them. Santa Claus loves children, and the Snow Maiden plays all sorts of funny games with them, and Santa Claus helps her with this. (Thoughtful)
Storyteller: Come on, come on, tell me, what else do you see there when Santa Claus and the Snow Maiden come to us?
Gypsy: Well, right now, I'll take a look, young, not patient .. (looks at the cards) Oh ... oh .. I don’t understand something going on ... Oh, I see, I see a lady is in a hurry here, no Snow Maiden, but no, something is a bit old ... Oh , I will go toA I am good for health .. (leaves)
(The light goes out. A short pause. After it, dynamic music sounds. Baba Yaga flies in on a broomstick) Song of Baba Yaga.
Baba Yaga: Oops! What a Christmas tree! Fluffy, green, already with toys. (To the children) What are they staring at! Who will greet the Snow Maiden for you? Are you tired of waiting for me? And I was in such a hurry, in such a hurry, trampled all my legs, broke ten brooms ...Are these panicles? Ugh! Here before - yes! .. There were brooms, wherever you order them - they fly there. Goblin made me panicles from the slender little white birch, but now ?! Is it a birch? Eh, nonsense! OK. Well, why did you recognize me?Am I a good Snow Maiden? (Children answer) What ?! Don't like me ?! Today I am the mistress here! And whoever does not like it, I will leave without a holiday. So come on, entertain me! Give gifts, amuse rhymes, and don't forget about the "Bear in the North" candy!
Baba Yaga: Where did I end up?
Storyteller: On New Years
Baba-Yaga: Ah, to the center "Yunost"! Children - oo-oo-oo-oo. Delicious! Juicy! Just in my stove. Oh, and the adults are here? Pretty ones! Hello, hello!
Baba Yaga: And where is my Koscheyka? Have you seen my Koscheyushka?
Storyteller: No, we have not seen your Koschei.
Baba Yaga: Where did he go? Koscheyka !!! Koscheyushka !! I'll call him now. (Calls on his cell.) Oak, Oak! I am Birch! Welcome ...
Storyteller: What did you, grandma, hit upon landing? What's the matter?
Baba Yaga: Shut up! The chief is on the wire. (He continues in an ominous whisper.) Koscheyushka, I haven't found the Snow Maiden. Chef, I got to some holiday. Children are full, they are all nasty. What? Yes, keep it up! That is, there is to sit and wait! End of communication. (Takes away the phone.) That's it! Now my Koscheyushka will arrive himself. And here he is!
(Koschey runs into the hall on a wooden horse.) (Kashchei's song)
Koschey (stretching arms and legs):Oh, I kneaded my bones. Everything went numb on the road! Hey-ge! So, kids .. adults ...(Notices Baba Yaga.)Oh, Yagusya! Long time no see!(They embrace.) You are living great!
Baba Yaga: Hello dear! (greeting ritual)
Koschey: So, it means that we are in a children's institution ... Were you on New Year's Eve?
Baba Yaga: Yes, yes, my dear! What will be the instructions?
Koschey: Birch, Birch, I am Oak! Listen to my order: disperse the children, catch the Snow Maiden and bring her to me!
Baba Yaga: Why do you need it, this little piece of ice? Better to catch Santa Claus. He has gifts, we'll crack!
Koschey: Set aside! What are you, old, completely out of your mind? I need to get married, it's time already. How many princesses did not steal - for all the Ivan Tsarevichs came. They broke all the eggs and broke all the needles, cursed ones. And the old Frost, perhaps, will not catch up. Snow Maiden is nothing, beauty. Oh, and we will live with her!
Baba Yaga: Pretty Snegulechka! But you won't be able to disperse the children - the adults are here!
Koschey: And that is true! What to do? (He walks from side to side, thinks.)
Baba Yaga: And what, Koshcheyushka, maybe we can deceive everyone? At Santa Claus, the flying carpet broke, he stayed to fix it, and sent the Snow Maiden to the Christmas tree.
Koschey: We will meet her in the forest. I'll pretend to be Santa Claus. Only I need a Snow Maiden to be believed.
Baba Yaga: And why am I not a Snow Maiden? She is both slender and beautiful, and I have concocted a suit for the holiday. Isn't it a Snow Maiden?
Koschey: Are you not too old for the Snow Maiden then?
Baba Yaga: Look at yourself! The groom found out - a bag of bones!
Koschey: Oh, okay, okay, since there is no one else to choose from, you should be the Snow Maiden!
And my plan is ripe. And so that Santa Claus does not guess, we will leave him a note.
(They hang a note on the tree and leave.)
Storyteller: They left. ... Oh, guys, they started something bad. How do you know what? Well, let's not lose heart, we will continue the holiday.
(round dance)
Storyteller: Guys, let's call Santa Claus sooner, he will hear us and come. (the guys call Santa Claus).
(Music sounds, Koschey and Baba Yaga enter, dressed in the costumes of Santa Claus and Snow Maiden.)
Koschey: Hello kids! I am Grandfather Sailor! Now I will be instead of Santa Claus. He is already old, he cannot walk. And next to me is the beautiful Sneedurochka. Ugh, Snow Maiden!
Storyteller: Something you do not look like Santa Claus and Snow Maiden! Well, come in, since you've already come ... But Santa Claus knows the song about the Christmas tree. Do you know?
Baba Yaga: We know, we know! About ... the chick! Oh, pah you, about the Christmas tree!
Koschey and Baba Yaga sing:
A heifer was born in the forest
She lived in the forest!
A black bunny in panties ...
Storyteller: What ?!
Baba Yaga (thinks): In pantyhose!
Koschey and Baba Yaga (together):
Now she's smart
She came to us for a holiday ...
Storyteller: Who ?!
Koschey: Chick!
Storyteller: How did she dress up?
Baba Yaga: Yes, I tied a bow on a ponytail and came!
Storyteller: Well, you have a song! .. Better listen to how our guys are singing.
(Karina's song)
Storyteller: You, in my opinion, are deceivers! Come on, confess!
Koschey: What are you? We are the real ones!
Baba Yaga: Oh, we are lost!
Koschey: We must get away with our feet as soon as possible! Well, nothing, we'll show you the holiday!
(They run away. Santa Claus enters.)
Father Frost: I'm coming! I'm coming! I'm in a hurry, I'm in a hurry! Hello guys!
Happy New Year!
Happiness to everyone, I wish you well!
I ride on fast sleighs
Now you are visiting.
I hardly found you, friends,
I almost passed by.
Storyteller: Hello Dedushka Moroz! Finally you came to us! We've been waiting for you! You are probably tired from the road. Sit down, rest. And the guys have prepared poems for you. Listen.
(kids read poetry)
Father Frost: Well done! And I also want to play with you!
Playing with Santa Claus
Father Frost: Oh, and brave guys! You are not afraid of any frost! I let everyone go to their places.(The children sit down.)
Father Frost: How beautifully you decorated the hall, and how beautiful the Christmas tree! The toys on it are bright! (sees a note on the tree and reads) “Grandfather, hello! I left for the forest, I will not come to the holiday! You are old, tired of me. Getting married. Chao! "
Father Frost: Oh, my heart feels that something bad has happened. My granddaughter couldn't write that. Some mistakes in the note. Any trouble happened? Guys, what happened here?
Storyteller: Grandfather Frost, Baba Yaga and Koschey want to find the Snow Maiden, catch and take him to their kingdom!
Father Frost: Guys, I'm going to help out my granddaughter. Where to look for it? What fairy tale does Koschey live in and how to deal with him?
Leading: Grandfather Frost, we have heroes from different fairy tales at the holiday, we will now ask them which fairy tale Koschey is from. They will definitely help us.
You heroes come out
Tell everyone about yourself!
(Children-heroes come out to the music.)
Pinocchio:
I am of course very strange
Wooden man.
On land and under water
I am looking for a golden key.
Everywhere I stick my nose long.
Did you recognize Pinocchio?
Malvina:
I am a beautiful doll
You know me.
I teach Pinocchio
Write from A to Z!
But there is no Koshchei in our tale!
Cinderella:
Call me Cinderella
I came to congratulate you.
There is a ball in the palace today.
The prince has arranged a carnival!
And Koschey is not found in my fairy tale!
Little Red Riding Hood:
I am in a red hat,
Pies in a basket.
I walk to my grandmother
Along the forest path.
If you meet the Wolf,
That will not glow.
I am then hunters
I will call you loudly.
But I don't know anything about Koshchei ...
Puss in Boots:
Boots and a bright bow,
But ready for deeds!
I'll tell you without hiding,
The best of cats!
I am Cat in boots
In a fairy tale, I do not know fear!
And I also did not meet Koschei in my fairy tale.
Musketeer:
People know everything around
The Musketeer is your best friend!
My friend is a sword
He always lives with me.
Resourcefulness, courage
They decide all matters!
There is no Koshchei in my Tale!
Ivanushka:
I am the favorite of all children
No hero is more fun.
I'm not afraid of anyone
I'll marry the princess!
And I am from the fairy tale "Vasilisa the Beautiful", my name is Ivan Tsarevich. And I had to meet with Koschei. I know where the death of Koshchei is. She's in a needle, a needle in an egg, an egg in a duck.
Leading: Thank you, Ivan Tsarevich! You gave us a clue.
Father Frost: Thank you guys! I'm going to look for the Snow Maiden, rescue her from the clutches of Koshchei, but don't grieve here. Where to look for it? I will go on a fabulous journey.
(magical music)
The Cat Bayun comes out. Falls asleep
Cat Baiyun: "Bayu-bayushki-bayu, do not lie on the edge ..." and
"Don't rub salt on my wound, because it still hurts ..."
Santa Claus: Dear Cat!
Cat Baiyun: Do not bother me, I remember songs. I remember the first line, I don’t remember the second.
Father Frost: Do not be upset, Cat Bayun, We will help you! Really guys? You sing along, and we sing along to you.
Cat Baiyun: Oh, can you do it? Let's remember this one:
"The Forest Raised a Christmas Tree..."
(The guys perform the 1st verse) "She grew up in the forest ..."
Cat Baiyun: How wonderful it is. Now help me remember this one:
"I'm lying in the sun..."
(Children continue 1st verse)
Cat Baiyun: Oh, great! And this one? "Little Christmas tree ..."
(Singing the 1st verse) "We took a Christmas tree home from the forest .."
Cat Baiyun: But of course you don't know this very beautiful song. And I don’t remember! I remember only one line: "What is New Year?"
Song "What is New Year"
Cat Baiyun: Today is just a holiday for me.
I almost forgot, why are you walking in the woods?
Father Frost: I'm looking for the death of Koshchei. She's in a needle, a needle in an egg, an egg in a duck. Is there no magic needle in your fairy tale? Cat Baiyun?
Cat Baiyun: No, Santa Claus, in my tale there is no death of Koshchei, you will have to move on ...
Father Frost: Nothing, I'll go further….
(Says goodbye and leaves)
(A whistle is heard)
Father Frost: Oh, what is it, where am I?
(Nightingale flies in - the robber)
Nightingale: What, got caught? Oo-oo-oo ... Who are you, grandpa? I'll eat you at dinner.
Father Frost: Why am I there, Nightingale is a robber, after all, we can be useful to you with the guys.
Nightingale: How will you be useful to me? I am at war with Miracle - Yud, and you are small and silly, how can you help me?
Storyteller: Although we are not great, we are not at all stupid. Really guys?
Nightingale: We will check it now!
Father Frost: Check, check!
Nightingale: I'll ask you riddles. Answer - your happiness, do not answer - say goodbye to
life.
(The nightingale makes riddles)
Nightingale: Yes, with such guys and Miracle - Yudo is not terrible.
Father Frost: Look, Nightingale is a robber, how our children can dance.
DANCE "Nightingale - robber"
Nightingale: Well, pleased! Well, dashing! I will help you, what are you looking for in my fairy tale?
Father Frost: I'm looking for the death of Koshchei. She's in a needle, a needle in an egg, an egg in a duck. Is there no magic needle in your fairy tale?
Nightingale is a robber:No, friends, not in my tale. I just heard that Baba Yaga wants to marry Snegurochka to Koshchei. Go to her. But only she won't tell anything so easily. Loves all kinds of gifts.
Father Frost: So, so, I understood everything, thank you, Aunt Nightingale is a robber, I will hasten to Baba Yaga. It will not be long for evil people to spoil our holiday. So, let's go!
(Baba Yaga sits, hums.)
Father Frost: Hello grandma!
Baba Yaga: What kind of grandmother am I? I am only 300 years old, I am still a girl in full bloom, soon I will also go to get married. I just need a decent outfit. I dress from the Ragged company.
Father Frost: You are our beauty! And we just prepared a present for you.
Baba Yaga: Oh, darling! Come here soon! (Santa Claus hands over the bracelet.) I also want ...(Asks children, parents.)Oh, I want those beads! Come on, darling, come on, honey ... (Takes beads from an adult) Oh, respected! How am I? Thank you! Here's a needle. In it is the death of Koshchei. He left it for me to keep. What's the use of it? Here are your gifts - it's another matter!
(Baba Yaga leaves.)
Father Frost: Well, guys, here I found the death of Koshchei. Now I will hasten to help out the Snow Maiden!
Storyteller : Come back quickly, Santa Claus! We are waiting for you with the Snow Maiden!
The sound of a blizzard and blizzard
(the song "Blizzard" sounds, Blizzard and 2 Snowflakes are dancing on the stage)
After the dance, Blizzard and Snowflakes sit down at the yarn.
Storyteller : Guys, look, this is the property of Mrs. Metelitsa herself.
Father Frost: Good evening, Mrs. Blizzard, hello Snowflakes. What are you doing here?
Mistress Blizzard(turns the spinning wheel): Strand of yarn.
Father Frost: Why so much yarn?
Mrs. Blizzard:Let nature dress warmly.
Father Frost: You have prepared a lot of white yarn. You tirelessly knit fluffy hats for sleepy trees, and mittens on your paws for Christmas trees.
Mrs. Blizzard:My yarn is not simple, but magic.
Storyteller: Help us, Mrs. Metelitsa, find a path-path to the kingdom of Kashcheevo.
Mrs. Blizzard:Well, I will help, I will spin a silver thread from this yarn, long, very long, and you will get a ball out of it. He will show you the way to the kingdom of Koshchei.
(knits) Spin around quickly, my wheel, so that the thread is not short - long, not simple - silver.
Mistress Blizzard(gives a ball): Take a magic ball, it will lead you to the kingdom of Koshcheev, but hurry up, it won't be long before the New Year.
Santa Claus takes a ball and leaves ...
(Koschey enters the hall and pulls the Snow Maiden after him. She resists.)
Koschey: Come here, my snowy beauty! Take your hand and heart from me! You will not regret.
Snow Maiden: Look how scary you are, why do you need a wife? And the guys are waiting for me for a holiday!
Koschey: Holiday! Heh! We have a holiday too! We have a wedding! You will wear silk, swim in gold and silver! You will eat from porcelain sets! Here, everything will be yours!(He hands her a chest with "jewels".)
Snegurochka: I don’t want to !!!
(The Snow Maiden sings. Song of Fun from the cartoon "The Flying Ship." In the chorus, she throws everything out of the chest.)
Koschey: Come on? Come on?! Broke all my china sets! Oh, my little gold. ... All my ... good! I'll lock you up and tie you up with chains. You will know how to beat porcelain sets! I will leave you without food, ... without water!
Snow Maiden: Grandpa!
(Santa Claus enters to the music.)
Father Frost: There you are, my granddaughter!
Koschey: Come on?! Come on?! I'm good with her! I offered her gold! And she? (Pulls her.)
Snow Maiden: We don’t need your gold!
Koschey: I thought, Old Frost, would not go after the Snow Maiden. Well, yes, nothing, he still has no needles on which my life depends.
Father Frost: Well, Koschey, will you give the Snow Maiden?
Koschey: No! She's mine, mine!
Father Frost: Have you seen this? (Pulls out the needle.) Well, beware! Your death has come!
Koschey (stepping back):Wait, have mercy! Oh, don't break, Frost, don't break!
(Santa Claus breaks the needle, Koschey falls, crawls away.)
Father Frost: That's it, there is no more Koshchei!
Snow Maiden:
See the magic has passed
And the New Year's miracle happened!
And again friendship defeated evil!
Father Frost:
I congratulate you children
I wish you happiness, joy!
So that you grow and grow wiser,
We had fun, we sang songs!
Start a round dance
After all, that's what the New Year is for!
(Round dance)
Father Frost: Thank you guys for a happy holiday! And now it's time to say goodbye!
Snow Maiden: Grandpa, have you forgotten anything? And what about gifts for the guys?
Father Frost: I remember carrying gifts. And where did you put them? No, I don't remember, I forgot. There is no left and no right. (He asks the guys.) And not on the tree?
Children: No!
Santa Claus: And under the tree?
Children: No!
Santa Claus: Not on the window?
Children: No!
Santa Claus: Isn't there on the chair?
Children: No!
Santa Claus: Do adults not?
Adults: No!
Santa Claus: And the kids?
Kids: No!
(At this time, Snegurochka quietly pulls out a bag with gifts from behind the door.)
Snow Maiden: Santa Claus! Hooray! I found your bag.
(Santa Claus comes up, praises the Snow Maiden, tries to untie it - nothing works.)
Father Frost: This is the knot ... Ooooooooooooooooooooooooo! I cannot untie.
Snow Maiden: And you say the magic words.
Father Frost: Oh, exactly! I forgot about it. (Casting a spell.) Eniki, beniki, gingerbread, brooms! (Unties.)
(Music sounds. Santa Claus and Snow Maiden are handing out gifts.)
Father Frost:
Here is the New Year's holiday
It's time for us to finish!
Much joy today
I wish you children!
Scenario of the New Year's holiday for elementary grades "New Year's tararam"
Characters
Two Cuckoos are leading.
Shaggy woman.
Snow Maiden.
Father Frost.
Six mass workers.
Vocal group.
Children's New Year melodies sound in the hall. The mass media greet the children and arrange circles-chains around the tree. A mock calendar is installed on the stage.
A musical signal sounds, the Cuckoos appear.
1st cuckoo.
Ku-ku! Ku-ku!
I bring news!
2nd cuckoo... Ku-ku, I'll tell you!
1st cuckoo... Ku-ku? I was the first to hear!
2nd cuckoo... Ku-ku! I saw it first!
1st cuckoo... NS! What a mischief you are!
2nd cuckoo. There is Ku-kaya !!! Look at yourself!
1st cuckoo... Well enough, stop cucking, or we'll get some trouble. Better let's get our news together!
Together.
Ku-ku! Ku-ku!
New Year is just around the corner!
1st cuckoo.
On a snow-covered sleigh
Santa Claus is flying in the dark!
2nd cuckoo.
He harnessed the snowstorms to the sleigh
And they rush by themselves!
1st cuckoo.
Soon, soon will be here -
In a few minutes!
NEW YEAR SONG
1. Winter evening came, the stars lit up in the sky,
And lights on the tree lit up.
Three horses are riding past white birches,
And in the sleigh, and Santa Claus in the sleigh.
New Year is coming to us
The New Year is coming to us, to us. (2 times)
2. Santa Claus decorated forests and fields,
The ground is covered with white snow.
The sleigh slides fast, the troika runs dashingly,
Santa Claus is in a hurry for our holiday.
3. This fabulous holiday gathered all friends,
Let's sing our songs more fun!
We will dance and dance
And celebrate the New Year at the Christmas tree!
The final of the song is the exit of Lokhmatushka.
Shaggy... So-so! So, to celebrate, it means to celebrate the New Year, it means that this old stump named "Frost" is coming here again! He does not sit in the North! Have you decided to arrange a holiday? Will not work! (Whistles - the Botva and the Brake jump out.)
Brake. You-you-you!
Tops. Did you?
Brake... A-a-a-a-a!
Tops... What for? To twist someone's heads? Or something else more abruptly?
Brake... Then sorry, I don't participate in such operations - that's how my mother raised me!
Going to leave. The foliage stops him.
Tops. Brake! Look, it's overclocked!
Shaggy... Shit! Let me tell! Crack like magpies! There is a case! Very important, secret, and just try to fill it up for me - I'll fire it!
Brake... Sorry - got excited! I blurted it without thinking! And what, in fact, needs to be done? Shall we manage before lunch? And then I have a regime!
Shaggy... And this is how you will try. I explain: today I received secret information that Grandpa Frost is coming here! What does it mean?
Brake and tops... We don’t know! By God, we don't know!
Shaggy... I explain for the very brainy. This means that there will be a holiday and the New Year will come.
Brake... Wow! The holiday is good, I love this business!
Shaggy... Fool! Who will let you in on this holiday? Who needs you !? Have you looked at yourself in the mirror for a long time? They don't like our bright personality! Give them clean ones, but we are not suitable for them!
Brake. Ahche, I am nothing!
Tops. And we are unusual for the holidays - without them it is calmer!
Shaggy... So listen! There is a calendar according to which the little kids count their days, they are waiting for the New Year. And if this calendar disappears, then they will never be able to spend the old year, and even more so to get into the new one!
Tops... That is, they will be out of business!
Shaggy woman. Thinking!
Brake. And what have we got to do with it?
Shaggy... You are with me! And so listen to my command! Steal and destroy the calendar!
Brake. And my mother told me that it was not good to take without asking!
Shaggy... Right! Only we are bad, we can!
Tops. Even necessary!
Brake... Easy to say.
Shaggy woman. What? Weak? Have you lost your qualifications ?!
Brake. Why is it “weak”, to whom is it “weak”!
Tops. Brake! Do not tarahti! There is! Invented! Brake, follow me \ (Leave.)
Shaggy... Great! First we will deal with the calendar, and then we will deal with the grandfather! (Leaves.)
2nd cuckoo. Oh, cuckoo, cuckoo! What will happen now?
1st cuckoo... Ku - what? New Year!
2nd cuckoo... But what if they ...
1st cuckoo. Don't be afraid, girlfriend! Look how friendly and funny our guys are! They will not give Ded Moroz an offense.
2nd cuckoo. Somehow they are not at all friendly and not funny! Ku-kyksyatki something ...
1st cuckoo. Come on, guys, let's show this crybaby how funny and friendly we are! Let's turn our round dance into a fun, nimble little train.
There is an explanation of the Letka-Yenka dance game.
1. Jump-jump - in the morning on the meadow,
Jump-jump - a cricket ran out,
And after that, too, jump and jump -
An animal jumped out of the dark mink - a ferret!
Jump-jump - they are in a hurry to catch up,
Jump-jump - 10 frogs,
Jump-jump - from branch to flower
A moth flutters next to friends.
A grasshopper took out the violin,
Although he is very small,
All day and all evening
Letka-enku composed.
Jump-jump - everyone is jumping around,
Jump-jump - the circle is not small for them.
The sun is pouring over the earth
Over the entire planet, joyful and young!
2. Jump-jump - to us through the threshold,
Jump-jump - the breeze jumped.
And all of a sudden they started dancing -
It was not for nothing that he brought a tap-hole for us!
Jump-jump - from heel to toe,
Jump-jump - from south to east,
Jump-jump - that's the whole lesson,
We cure melancholy with laughter
Summer and winter.
If you have nothing to do
We dance the Letka-Enku!
Jump-jump - from heel to toe,
Jump-jump - from south to east,
Jump-jump - that's the whole lesson,
Dance with everyone more fun, friend!
2nd cuckoo.
Yes, a great round dance,
And you are a cheerful people.
It's good to be with you
We are celebrating the New Year!
Shaggy woman appears.
Shaggy... Who, who dared? Who said - New Year ?! Who am I asking? You you you? Well, admit it in an amicable way!
Cuckoos(scared). Cook! We said!
1st cuckoo... And we are not afraid of you! It is for you!
Shaggy... Let's see how you will have a snack now! Hey! Tops! Brake! To me!
Botva and Brake run in. Scraps of a calendar in my hands. Music by Madame Broshkina.
Shaggy woman. Well, what do you say ?! Got a drink on your calendar !? Only memories remained from him. And I scattered leaves-days around the world and scattered in the wind. Look for them now, fistulas! Well done - scoundrels! I'm proud! Now go after Santa Claus, and I'll stay here and watch these crumbs.
The cuckoos are trying to collect the scraps of the calendar.
2nd cuckoo.
Oh, cuckoo, cuckoo, cuckoo!
What's what - I don't understand ...
How are we now, friends,
If there is no calendar ?!
1st cuckoo... Don't whine! Better think about how we can return the calendar ...
2nd cuckoo. Aha! And stay alive at the same time ... This Shaggy woman is a real ku-shmar! We to her - so, and she - shmyak us! And cuckoo!
1st cuckoo... Oh, ku! And I'm still young - just a chick, a cuckoo - I want to live! Ku-ku-ku!
2nd cuckoo... Oh, wait a minute, girlfriend, don’t quag, like a kludge! I know who will help us ...
1st cuckoo. Whoo?
2nd cuckoo. Sleep-co-chick!
1st cuckoo... What other chicken? Oh, I understood - Snow Maiden.
Shaggy woman. Oh, I can't - I'll die of laughter right now. The most correct, the cleanest, the most ...
1st cuckoo... Yes Yes Yes! And again ku! And there's nothing to break a comedy here - we need to call the Snow Maiden. Well, guys, three or four!
Everything... Snow Maiden!
The melody "We will defeat the enemy" sounds, the Snow Maiden appears.
Snow Maiden.
You won't see me not in September, not in March,
And where I am at this time, you will not find on the map.
But there is no Christmas tree without the Snow Maiden and cannot be,
A Christmas tree without a Snow Maiden does not look like a Christmas tree!
Hello guys! How glad I am to see you! I have been waiting for this meeting for a whole year ... How smart you are, but how have you grown! Oh, and who is this - grimy, crumpled, unkempt ...
Shaggy... Oh well! No offense, little granddaughter! Also to me - "correct". Choose expressions - I demand respect!
Snow Maiden... OK! Sorry. And yet, who are you?
Shaggy... I AM?! Lokhmatushechka-bunny, Lokhmatushechka-darling, Lokhmadrenochka ...
Both cuckoos... Show-off!
Snow Maiden... Oh, that's how! An old friend! And what are you doing here? After all, you were forbidden to celebrate the New Year until you put yourself in order ...
Shaggy... Here's another! I'm fine as it is!
Snow Maiden... Guys! Why are you all so quiet? What happened here? (Answers of children.)
Snow Maiden. Understood nothing! Girlfriend cuckoos! Now tell me what the matter is.
1st cuckoo... Ku-ku! I will tell!
2nd cuckoo. Cook, no-me!
1st cuckoo. Again, ku, are you mischievous?
Snow Maiden... Cuckoos, stop fighting. Explain everything in order!
1st cuckoo. This Shaggy woman and her company tore up the calendar so that we could not celebrate the New Year. Oh, ku-ku-kunichki!
2nd cuckoo... That's what's left of him! And she scattered the rest on all four sides!
1st cuckoo... And now I sent Botva and Brakes towards Santa Claus so that they would neutralize him and not let him go to our holiday.
Snow Maiden... Oh, that's it! Nothing! Not with such coped! Just think, some kind of grimy zamazulina decided to spoil the holiday for us - it won't work. She is one, but there are many of us!
Shaggy... And here is not one! There are three of us. We are a team!
Snow Maiden. Oh yes! I forgot that your friends are here too. But this does not change anything - we will defeat you anyway!
Shaggy... Ha! We will win! We will have a look at this (leaving). Victory-bouncers!
1st cuckoo... Oh, Snegurochka, how can we defeat them?
2nd cuckoo... Yes, ku!
Snow Maiden... First, let's remember what our calendar consists of. Well, everyone joined hands and let's go around the Christmas tree.
The song sounds.
FROM WHAT?
1. From what, from what, from what,
Is our calendar made?
From leaves, from days,
Birthdays and teachings
Our calendar has been made. (2 times)
2. From what, from what, from what
Days and weeks made?
From discoveries, from events,
From notebooks and peeks
Days and weeks are done. (2 times)
3. From what, from what, from what
Made a year for the kids?
From the tales of new, good friends,
New achievements and adventures
Made a year for the kids. (2 times)
Snow Maiden. Stop! Stop! So do you really agree to stay for a whole year without fairy tales of good, new acquaintances, without interesting events, important discoveries ...
Both cuckoos. NS! NS! Never!
Shaggy... Hee hee hee! Yes, you are already without these discoveries of yours! The calendar cuckoo! Gicked! Your New Year is covered with a big snowdrift of my harm!
Snow Maiden. Yeah! We do not doubt your harm, but you clearly underestimate us.
Shaggy woman.
And what is there to value?
Feathers, beaks, and ice.
And there are only monkeys around!
Both cuckoos. Ku-ku-who? Ku-ku-what?
1st cuckoo... Oh, you are so, oh, you are so!
Shaggy... Yes, I am! And enough of the cuckoo here - tired! Better croak for a change.
Both cuckoos... Kwa-ak?
Shaggy... Even so!
Snow Maiden... Okay, you got it! The guys and I challenge you to battle! Whoever wins gets the calendar.
Shaggy woman. Aha! And whoever loses - Happy New Year flies by. Deal?
Everything. Deal!
(They clap.)
Both cuckoos... Ku-ku! A tournament is announced - for the whole world! Musical signal.
2nd cuckoo... In order to return the calendar to us, we must be very careful ...
1st cuckoo... And smart!
Shaggy... I've seen such people - they just brag about it, but when it comes down to it, it's so funny to watch!
Snow Maiden.
Let's see which of us will have fun!
Well, Cuckoos, don't yawn,
Start the competition!
1st cuckoo.
Attention attention!
2nd cuckoo.
Dandelion wreaths in spring
Of course, they only weave ... (boys).
1st cuckoo.
Bolts, screws, gears
You will find it in the pocket of ... (girls).
2nd cuckoo.
Skates on the ice drew arrows
We played hockey in the morning ... (girls).
1st cuckoo.
Chatted for an hour without respite
In colorful dresses ... (boys).
2nd cuckoo.
In front of everyone, measure your strength,
Of course, they only love ... (girls).
1st cuckoo.
Panties are afraid of the dark
All as one, they ... (boys).
2nd cuckoo.
Silk, lace and toes in rings
Going out for a walk ... (boys).
Snow Maiden... Well, the cuckoos, well, they made riddles. Well done, you coped well with this task.
Shaggy... Not fair! You told them!
1st cuckoo. We have everything according to the rules! And if someone has a cuckoo in his head, then this is not our "cuckoo".
Shaggy... Ah, cuckoo! Maybe stop calling names? And then how can I think of something like that.
2nd cuckoo... You can imagine! Three ku-ku! Shaggy woman. And here is not cuckoo, but three riddles. So get ready to lose!
Shaggy woman.
I plan in the buffet
Order yourself beans,
A sandwich and a cup of tea
Well, put in tea ... (sugar).
In my little hut
I live without worries.
I bake cheesecakes in the morning
I cook fat ... (soup).
You guessed it all by yourself
Oh, quick-witted people!
I'll stay with you then
To meet together ... (New Year).
1st cuckoo... Dreaming! Return Ku Lendar! Sassy!
2nd cuckoo... Oh, ku! That it cuckoo me!
1st cuckoo... Hooray! This is a piece of our calendar! We succeed - he comes back.
The song "We have defeated the enemy", at this time one piece of mosaic appears on the calendar!
Shaggy... A-ah-ah! You rejoice early. This is just one leaf, the size of a cuckoo's sock. You cannot return the rest. NS! Where are these idiots? The whole operation is being slowed down! Well, I told them! (runs away).
Snow Maiden... She - to them, and we - to ourselves!
The dance "Lambada" is being performed, mass workers are working. Comes out Brake and tops. The brake has a ball in its bosom.
Tops... And we came up with a clever idea. Now no one will guess that one of the calendar leaves is hidden in the ball.
Brake... Aha! And where is the ball?
Tops. In a safe place!
Brake... Where is it?
Tops... Who is it?
Brake... A place!
Tops... Here is the Brake! You have this place.
Brake... Yes? Here? (Raises his right hand.)
Tops... No.
Brake... Maybe here? (Raises the left.)
Tops. No!
Brake. Oh, then, right here? (He takes off his cap and points to his head.)
Tops. You never had anything here!
Brake... Silence!
Snow Maiden... Young people! You seem to be looking for something?
Brake. Oh, girl ... Aha, we are looking for something ... What we need is what we are looking for!
Tops. It's none of your business, go your own way.
1st cuckoo. NS! How rough! We want to help.
Tops. Shoo! Feathered. It's slippery without you.
Snow Maiden. And it seems to us that you just need our help.
Brake... Aha! I'm already tired of looking for something.
2nd cuckoo... Guys, have you already guessed where the ball is hidden? (Answers of children.) Then tell or show where he is.
Children show.
Brake. Oh, really. Here it is. (Takes out a ball. Goes to the child, strokes him on the head.) Good boy. Do you like the balloon? Do you want to hold it? On, uncle is not greedy!
A mini-game is played.
2nd cuckoo... Guys, now pass the ball quickly in a circle so that it does not fall into the hands of these hooligans.
Brake... Oh, where are you taking him?
Tops. Brake! Here you go!
Brake and Botva are trying to take the ball away from the guys, at this time the masses are passing false balls around. Music. The game is stopped by a musical signal.
Snow Maiden... Guys, look: a piece of the calendar is already in place.
Shaggy woman. Where do you go? Where you are!
Brake... Yes we are! Yes, that's it!
Shaggy... What are you mumbling. Tell me what happened?
Tops... And what can I say! A leaf of something, that!
Shaggy woman. What is that?
Tops... They have! Hanging on the calendar.
Shaggy... Burdocks! Just trust you with the job - ruin everything!
1st cuckoo... Oh, ku! You have a back ... (shows his back).
Children's answers.
Shaggy... What is the back?
2nd cuckoo... Nothing, ku! We just want to play a game with the guys called "Seen".
Shaggy... What is this game? We don't know this ...
2nd cuckoo. And now you will find out.
1st cuckoo... If you have seen, answer: “You have seen!”. If you haven't seen, stamp your feet. Now, listen.
2nd cuckoo... Behind the bars at the gate
A huge hippopotamus is sleeping. Children. We saw, we saw!
1st cuckoo. The black-eyed fox is a wonderful bird.
Children stamp their feet.
2nd cuckoo.
Ponies are little horses.
How funny the ponies are.
Children... We saw, we saw!
1st cuckoo.
And the green crocodile
It was important to walk around the field.
Children stamp their feet.
At the end of the game, one of the Cuckoos removes a piece of the calendar from Shaggy's back and runs out of the circle of children.
Tops... Guard! Robbed!
Shaggy(tries to run out of the circle). Here you go! Grab it! Catch!
Music sounds, the game "Chains". A musical signal interrupts the game.
Snow Maiden... And this sheet has returned to its place! Hooray!
Shaggy woman. Hooray! Quack quack! Well, you will never find the next leaf.
Frozen forever
This sheet of the calendar.
The ice is shimmering
The holiday is canceled!
Add a piece of ice! Oh (knocking - ringing), strong. And you are unlikely to have this leaf in your teeth!
1st cuckoo. Oh, mummies! What to do!?
2nd cuckoo. Oh, daddies! How to be!?
1st cuckoo... How to melt the ice?
Snow Maiden. Very simple! The most skillful, hard-working guys will help us. They also say about such people: in their hands everything is on fire, everything works out! There are such? Come out! Melt this piece of ice!
Musical game "Ldinka". The task of the participants: melt the ice with the help of palms.
Tops. Look, it is melting!
Brake. Aha!
Tops. Leaking!
Brake... Aha!
Shaggy... Hold on, ice floe! Don't tie! (They chant.)
Musical signal.
Snow Maiden... We won! Look, and this leaf is back in place!
Shaggy, Botva, Brake(singing).
Life is not sugar or honey.
Oh, we are not lucky in anything.
1st cuckoo. Oh, ku! They, it turns out, know how to sing! How pitiful ...
Shaggy woman. Ha, sorry ... I really need it! There is nothing to pity us - we are mischievous guys, weep unusual.
They sing and grimace to the melody "And I am so rasty."
And we are like this, like this, very angry,
We shit to everyone.
And we are like that, like that, groovy,
No wonder they say:
They are so young, mischievous,
Yes, the ears wither!
2nd cuckoo... Oh, you are, ku, such ... How wonderful they sing!
1st cuckoo... Oh, got bogged down, but our kids will be more hollow!
Brake, tops... I doubt!
Snow Maiden. Let's check it out! Talent show! And let the parents decide: whose song is better.
Shaggy woman. And let's, and let's sing! The Pertsy trio is performing. Chastushki! (Sings.)
I was sitting on a snowdrift
He looked in all directions.
I'm sad today -
It is a pity that the snow is not tasty.
Stretch the fur, accordion,
Eh, play, play it!
Sing ditties-brakes
Sing, don't talk!
Baba sculpted snow,
Hands - feet chilled,
The fingers do not move.
What is this being done?
I rode on the pond
Looked back on the move
Cracked ice, broke
And I bathed.
Snow Maiden... Not bad at all. And now the children's choir named after "New Year's Rescue" is performing.
Children are singing a song.
Peggy had a cheerful goose.
He knew all the songs by heart.
Oh, what a jolly goose,
Let's dance, Peggy, we'll dance.
Peggy had a funny puppy
He could dance to the tune.
Oh, what a funny puppy,
Let's dance, Peggy, we'll dance.
Peggy had an old goat.
He's chalk beard track.
Oh, how clever the goat is,
Let's dance, Peggy, we'll dance.
The Snow Maiden asks the audience to evaluate the performance. Musical signal - sheet.
1st cuckoo. How much I love winning!
2nd cuckoo... And me, and me!
Shaggy... Don't you think we like to win? It's just that today is not my day. Yes, and the voice does not sound for something ...
Brake... Aha! You have it creaking.
Shaggy... Ah creaks! Oh thunders! Oh, I don’t like it ... And I don’t like all this talk. Not contests, but cuckoo puffs. Where is the brave strength, the brave prowess? No opportunity to show yourself in all its glory.
1st cuckoo... Yes, show your health - who objects.
Shaggy... And we will show you - we will not ask you! Come on winged, come on the final test
1st cuckoo... Yes, guys, the test is the last, because there is the last piece of paper. And in order to return it, you need to try, to gather strength and not let the hooligans beat us.
2nd cuckoo. Ku-ku! I call 9 people, you will now split into three teams. You will have to collect icicles. So, stand in a circle. There are three icicles in the center. While the music is playing, you run around them, and as soon as it stops, you quickly take on the icicle. Those who do not have time are eliminated. So here we go!
Music sounds, the game "Collect Icicles". The bullies are losing.
Shaggy... Deceived! Judged! I'll grind you into powder! I will destroy! And you, and you, and you!
Snow Maiden. Shame on you. What example are you showing to our guys. Oh no no no!
1st cuckoo... In my opinion, they should be punished. NS!
Shaggy... What? Punish us? Keep your beak wider!
2nd cuckoo... Oh, you are. Then leave our holiday. Brawlers and ruffians have no place here! NS!
Shaggy... Just think! Frightened! We'll leave, but I promise we'll be back. Ku-ku! (leave).
Musical signal - sheet.
Snow Maiden. Look. The calendar has been restored, which means that the New Year will come and there will be a holiday.
The song "We Will Defeat the Enemy" sounds, Santa Claus comes out.
Father Frost. And the holiday is already in full swing! Hello kids! Hello, my dear grandchildren!
Nothing is more interesting
Than on such a wonderful day
Winter holiday time
Meet the kids.
Well, kids, how are you?
1st cuckoo... Oh, cuckoo! What happened! What happened!
Father Frost... I heard - I know. If not for the guys, we won't see the New Year. Well done, not scared, taught the tomboy a lesson.
2nd cuckoo... Since the guys are great and everything ended so well, isn't it time to continue the holiday?
Snow Maiden... Yes, grandpa! Join, otherwise the New Year is not real without you.
Snow Maiden.
We all love laughter and joke
The hour of fun has come.
Dance minute
We are announcing for you.
Snow Maiden.
Hurry to the round dance,
Let everyone sing
A wonderful tree is waiting for us!
The more children
The more friends
That will make it more fun!
Father Frost... Everyone dances!
Music, children are dancing.
Father Frost... Oh, they killed the old man! Wow, it's hot for me! How not to melt ...
Snow Maiden... Guys, let's blow on grandfather, cool the old man (guys are blowing).
Father Frost... Oh, oh, good! Thank you, kids (starts looking for something). Oh, where is she?
Snow Maiden... Who, grandpa?
Father Frost... Yes mitten, granddaughter, mitten! I just was, and suddenly not.
1st cuckoo. Ku-ku! Ku-ku! Santa Claus has lost his mitten!
2nd cuckoo... Not grandfather, but Masha the confused!
Father Frost... Oh, my head is garden. Oh, muddler!
Snow Maiden... Grandpa, don't you worry! And you haven't lost her at all.
Father Frost. How, granddaughter? After all, she is not!
Snow Maiden... No, there is! You just have to look for it better.
Father Frost... Oh, that's it! And I can ask you, dear granddaughter, did you not take this mitten?
Snow Maiden. I am grandfather! But not so that you get upset, but to play with the guys.
Father Frost... If so, let's play. And where to look?
Snow Maiden. At the guys!
Music sounds. Game "Mitten".
Father Frost... Oh, I'm tired while I was looking.
1st cuckoo... And you rest, grandpa, sit down by the tree, and we will sing a song for you with the guys.
2nd cuckoo... Guys, let's grab the handles tightly and go around the tree with a New Year's song.
Round dance song "New Year".
Father Frost. Well done, guys, they made the old man happy with their songs. And now my turn has come. So, kids, the game begins.
The blizzard is worried - once,
The blizzard is worried - two,
The blizzard is worried - three:
Forest figure, freeze!
Exercise: to portray figures - funny, wonderful, etc. Rewarding.
Father Frost. Well done, you know how to play, you won’t say anything, they deserve a reward. It's time to light the tree, to congratulate you on the New Year.
Snow Maiden.
Green spruce in the forest
Has grown in all its glory
But winter again - and now -
The spruce came for the New Year!
1st cuckoo.
Instantly transformed -
I dressed up in beads!
Into bright toys
Balls, crackers!
Father Frost.
Amazing on her
The only thing missing is the lights.
Come on, together: one, two, three,
Let's say: Christmas tree, burn!
The guys repeat - the tree is on fire.
Snow Maiden.
How beautiful the Christmas tree is!
How she dressed up, look:
Dress on a green silk tree
Bright beads on it, confetti.
2nd cuckoo.
Let's join hands, friends,
And let's get up in a round dance.
Not every day, but once a year
New Year is coming!
Song "A Christmas tree was born in the forest", presenting gifts for the best costumes.
Father Frost.
Ah, Snow Maiden! look,
How the lights shine
On the branches of a green Christmas tree.
How to play they know how
And learn and be friends.
Oh, what a pity that Grandfather and I
It's time to leave!
Father Frost.
Happy New Year, Happy New Year!
May only happiness bring you
Kind, glorious, friendly,
Our beloved New Year!
1st cuckoo.
Let everything in this world
Children laugh heartily!
2nd cuckoo.
May in all matters, always
The game helps you!
Father Frost.
Happy New Year, kids!
And see you soon ...
Everything. Hooray!
To the merry New Year's music children leave the hall in "chains".
The scenario of the theatrical performance for children 6-10 years old "Hello, New Year!"
This material will be useful for primary school teachers, teachers of extended day groups, teachers organizers in extracurricular activities, methodologists, teachers of additional education.
The theatrical performance was prepared for pupils of the House of Children's Art at the age of 6 to 10 years. Competitions, games and riddles are selected in such a way that it would be interesting for children of different ages.
Target:
Create a festive atmosphere of magic, mystery.
Tasks:
- Encourage children to create a holiday atmosphere around them,
- To instill in children a sense of collectivism, activity,
- Create a festive mood for everyone present at the holiday.
Equipment:
Props for games (two stupas, two brooms, a pair of large pants, a pair of large paws, a pair of rooster heads on the head, colorful balls - snowballs, sledges, a ball of thread), recording songs for the exit of fairy-tale heroes and for games.
Characters:
Father Frost,
Snow Maiden,
Baba Yaga,
Kikimora,
Yaguska,
Winter.
Children are standing in a circle of the Christmas tree.
Music sounds. Baba Yaga appears.
Baba Yaga:
Uh, uh! Uh, uh!
I hear a childish spirit!
What kind of bunch is this?
Why funny laughter?
I'll arrange a party for you ...
I’ll disperse everyone now!
I am Baba Yaga, bone leg,
The jet broom carried me quickly.
I’ll scare you all.
Wow! What an evil I am!
What are you laughing at? Are you not afraid?
Ho-ro-sho ... Then hold on!
(Runs after the children).
Kikimora appears.
Kikimora:
Why are you, Yaga, crazy?
This will scare all the children away.
Baba Yaga:
Well, let them go.
What is there to do then?
Every year the same thing.
(Sings) "A Christmas tree was born in the forest,
She grew up in the forest ... "
Aren't you bored? Yes, be my will
I would arrange such a grandiose holiday.
Kikimora:
What holiday?
Baba Yaga:
Oh, this one!
Here is the fireworks
There is fireworks
Here is the rain of stars.
Kikimora:
Great, let's have a rehearsal right now.
Baba Yaga:
Let's.
If I wave my right hand, right side
while feigning fireworks, shout:
"Red, blue, green - boom!"
on the word "boom" - to clap your hands over your head.
If left-handed, left-handed,
depicting a salute, shout:
"Bang-bah-bang! Bang-bah-bang!"
With both hands.
(Repeatedly).
Baba Yaga:
Well, that's another matter entirely. It already looks like a holiday.
Kikimora:
And now it will look even more like a holiday. Let's dance.
Dance "Shit"
Baba Yaga:
And now let's see how you answer our questions.
Who with a huge bag,
He walks through the forest ...
Could it be the Cannibal?
- No.
Kikimora:
Who got up a little light today
And carries a bag of sweets ...
Maybe this is your neighbor?
- No.
Baba Yaga:
Who comes on New Years
And will the light be on on the tree?
Will the electrician turn on the light for us?
- No.
Kikimora:
Who is this? Here is the question!
Well, of course…
- Father Frost.
Santa Claus enters to the music.
Father Frost:
Hello guys! (The guys answer).
It sounds a little muffled so far.
Well, one more time.
Hello guys!
Now the answer is not bad.
From him almost deaf.
I was with you a year ago,
Glad to see you all again.
I see they have grown up, they have become big.
Did everyone recognize me?
It's good here you have fun.
Kikimora:
And now it will be even more fun. Let's dance.
The song "We'll hang the balls."
Father Frost:
Well thank you guys! Pleased the old man.
Baba Yaga:
Grandfather Frost, you didn't give the guys anything.
Father Frost:
Santa Claus has not forgotten you
Bring gifts to the cart!
(Pulls out a bag, and in it pieces of paper)
Kikimora:
Santa Claus, and who ate gifts from you!
Father Frost:
Who ate it? (looks). And it’s true.
How can that be? Who is it that misbehaved?
I'll have to get my magic mirror and look into it.
(Looks in the mirror) That's right, that's what I thought! Look at Baba Yaga. Do you recognize the ugliness?
Baba Yaga:
And, what do I know. My daughter, Yaguska.
Father Frost:
See? Sits, eating gifts for children. Well, I'll deal with her now.
Baba Yaga:
Oh, what a misfortune, I'll run to save my daughter.
(Runs away)
Father Frost:
Well, turn the staff,
Yaguska, show yourself to the children!
(Yaguska appears, eats candy on the go, throws candy wrappers under the tree.
He sits down on a grand scale under the tree and continues to eat with gusto, not paying attention to anyone.
Father Frost:
No, you admire her - she eats children's gifts, as if nothing had happened!
(Yaguska turns in the opposite direction. Continues to chew)
Father Frost:
And are you not ashamed? Left the children without gifts.
(Yaguska turns away again)
Father Frost:
Can't you hear what? Who am I talking to?
Yaguska:(I finished everything, got up, suddenly grimaced and started screaming)
Mom! Offended!
(Baba Yaga runs into the hall, closes Yaguska's mouth with a dummy, she stops screaming)
Baba Yaga:
Who is wronging you, my sweetie?
Who does not let you eat in peace, my skinny one.
Yes, who ruined your appetite, my pale one?
(Yaguska loudly sucks on the pacifier, pointing with her finger either at Santa Claus or at the children).
Father Frost:
Thin, you say? Pale, you say? Have you ruined your appetite? And, do you know that your sweetheart ate all the presents at the children?
Baba Yaga:
(Strokes Yaguska on the head)
To your health, sunshine!
(To Santa Claus)
Well, my daughter ate a few gifts. So what? I gave them to her!
Father Frost:
Oh, I thought to my daughter, how many children did you leave without gifts on New Year's? And are you not ashamed?
B aba yaga:
Is it a shame for me? And, tell me, Santa Claus, do you bring gifts to children every year?
Father Frost:
Yes.
Baba Yaga:
Did you bring it to my daughter at least once?
Father Frost:
No....
Baba Yaga:
You see, you say "Ashamed." Who should be ashamed of this?
Do you think I'm not a mother? Do you think I have no heart?
Father Frost:
I don’t know what to do ?! Guys, maybe really, give Yaguska a gift and then Baba Yaga will no longer take someone else's?
(Santa Claus gives Yaguska a gift).
Yaguska:
Here, thanks, Santa Claus.
Baba Yaga:
If you're good with me, I'm good too!
Wait, daughter, don't eat the present, let's play with the children.
Yaguska:
I love to play.
(Running in a mortar, on brooms, in pants.)
Yaguska:
(Takes the gift)
Well, that's it, guys played enough. I'm going home to finish my candy.
Father Frost:
Our Christmas tree was dressed up,
Like a beauty maiden
Into multi-colored toys
What miracles!
I'll ask you guys
Can you give me an answer?
But think first,
“Yes” to answer or “No”.
Game "Yes" or "No".
Do colored icicles grow on the tree?
And the balls, painted stars?
Maybe orange oranges?
Funny and pink pigs?
Down pillows?
And honey gingerbread?
Are the galoshes shiny?
Are the candies real?
Well guys! Everybody said!
All riddles have been solved!
And now we will stand in a circle.
Let's join hands
And in a merry round dance
Let's walk through the song.
The song "Little Christmas tree".
Baba Yaga:
Well, sing songs, everyone can do that.
This is what I love, so it’s all sorts of tests to come up with. I ask you riddles, if you don’t guess, then I’ll eat you.
Riddles
Carrot is white
Growing all winter.
The sun has warmed up -
I ate all the carrots.
(Icicle).
Kikimora:
He's at a children's masquerade
Flies in the air.
All of him, for fun,
Weave rings.
(Serpentine).
Baba Yaga:
Trees in white velvet
The whole city and the whole village.
The wind blows fleetingly -
And all the velvet will fall off.
(Frost).
Kikimora:
I lay on the shelf for a whole year
And now it hangs on the tree.
This is not a flashlight
And the glass ...
(Ball).
Kikimora:
Oh, I also have a ball. Yes, not one, but many colored balls.
I love playing snowballs so much. Do you love? Then catch it!
Snowball game.
Kikimora:
Santa Claus, children play with you, they entertain you.
Do you give them gifts?
Father Frost:
And, gifts, then Yaguska ate everything from me.
There is one more bag with gifts left in my ice mansion.
Guys, let's call my granddaughter, Snegurochka.
Kikimora:
Wait, don't call. It’s hard for her to carry the sack alone, I’ll run away and help.
(Runs away)
Father Frost:
Okay, run.
So the holiday has come to us,
It is very good.
To part with boredom,
Necessary...
Baba Yaga:
Fall into a puddle!
Father Frost:
What are you? This is ugly!
Baba Yaga:
But it's fun!
Father Frost:
OK. Let's try again.
Fur coat, hat, red nose -
Grandfather Frost enters!
Begins to sing, dance,
AND...
Baba Yaga:
Take away gifts!
Father Frost:
How is this so?
Baba Yaga:
And so: "Well, where are you pulling the rake!
Give me a gift, niggardly! "
Father Frost:
What are you, this is not okay!
Baba Yaga:
But foldable.
Father Frost:
Well, she completely confused me, Baba Yaga.
Guys, let's call the Snow Maiden.
Children: Snow Maiden! Snow Maiden!
The Snow Maiden enters to the music.
(carrying a bag of gifts on a sled)
Snow Maiden:
Oh, how many children -
Both girls and boys!
Winters are not afraid of threats,
I'm not afraid of a blizzard!
Granddaughter of Santa Claus
I'm called the Snow Maiden!
Hello Grandpa!
Hello dear guys!
I brought you presents.
Father Frost:
Hello granddaughter. We are longing for you.
Snow Maiden:
Serpentine, like ribbons, lanterns, like balls.
Happy New Year girls, Happy New Year ... (boys)
And on our tree light bulbs will sparkle.
Happy New Year Mom, Happy New Year ... (Daddy)
Children will play near the Christmas tree in okay
Happy New Year grandfather, Happy New Year ... (grandmothers)
Small and large, plump and skinny
Children and parents, in a word, ours .. (spectators)
Without sorrow and worries
Let's celebrate together ... (New Year).
Father Frost:
We have been waiting for this day for a long time
We haven't seen each other for a whole year.
Sing along, the rings under the tree
New Year's round dance!
The song "A Christmas tree was born in the forest".
Father Frost:
You sang the song wonderfully
Very friendly and beautiful.
I just have to find out.
Do you like to dance?
Well, then the circle is wider!
Begin! Three four!
Dance "We, let's go right now ..."
Father Frost:
I see you are clever and brave kids.
Aren't you afraid of the frost?
Children:
No!
Father Frost:
Well then hold on!
Whom I will catch up, I will freeze!
Freeze game.
Snow Maiden:
The Christmas tree has green needles
And from bottom to top-
Beautiful toys.
Father Frost:
It's a lot of fun today
The song is friendly, links.
Our dear Christmas tree,
Light up your lights!
(The Christmas tree does not light up)
Father Frost:
Probably does not hear us. Doesn't ignite in any way. But I really want everything to shine around on a holiday, everything to shine. Maybe you guys can help? Let's say together:
Shine, shine, tree!
Shine, shine bright!
Children:
Shine, shine, tree!
Shine, shine bright!
Father Frost:
It is not clear why it does not light up?
Snow Maiden:
Grandpa, let's call Winter, let her help us.
Father Frost:
Zimushka-Winter, help!
Children:
Zimushka-Winter, help!
Winter enters to the music.
Winter:
Did you invite me to the tree?
Here I am,
With a blizzard, snow, cold weather -
Russian Winter.
Aren't you scared of me?
Did you cuddle up to the warm stove?
Did you complain to your mom?
Can I live with you?
Hello guys!
Hello parents!
Very glad to see you
At this New Year's hour!
I heard I’m about your trouble, I’ll help you.
Let's put it together:
One two Three
Burn our tree!
Children:
One two Three
Burn our tree!
(Lights are lit on the tree)
Snow Maiden:
Let no one get bored
Let everyone rejoice!
Let the tree shine
In all its glory!
Winter:
The tree glows, sparkles!
Let's have fun, children.
Santa Claus calls you all
In the New Year's round dance!
The song "Kids - pencils".
Winter:
I have a game for you;
I'll start it now.
I will begin, you continue.
Answer in unison!
All the people are having fun -
This is a holiday…
(New Year)
He has a ruddy nose.
He himself is bearded.
Who is this?
(Father Frost)
That's right guys.
The frost grows stronger in the yard,
The nose is red, the cheeks are burning,
We meet here with you
Merry…
(New Year)
Under the azure sky
On a beautiful winter day
Congratulations on ...
(New Year)
And we wish you happiness.
Father Frost:
Who is not afraid of frost,
Does it fly like a bird on skates?
(Children answer).
Baba Yaga:
Which one of you is so good
Goes to sunbathe in galoshes?
(Children answer).
Father Frost:
Oh, you're confusing children again.
Baba Yaga:
I do not confuse, but reveal the truth.
Continue.
Father Frost:
Which of you keeps it in order
Books, pens and notebooks?
(Children answer).
Baba Yaga:
Which of you has not washed
And stayed muddy?
(Children answer).
Baba Yaga:
There are such, there are. Go on.
Father Frost:
Who home their lesson
Doing it right on time?
(Children answer).
Baba Yaga:
Which one of you, say it out loud,
Catching flies in class?
(Children answer).
Father Frost:
Who, I want to know from you,
Loves to sing and dance?
(Children answer).
Baba Yaga:
Who likes to play with me?
Love everyone? Then guess what year is on the Eastern calendar?
That's right, the year of the Rooster. Now let's check who we have the fastest and the most agile.
Merry competitions around the Christmas tree.
(Running in chicken paws with the head of a rooster.)
Snow Maiden:
Grandpa, what do you think.
Who is more fun in our hall - girls or boys?
Father Frost:
But now we will check, and for this we will split like this:
The guys will be freezing!
They will laugh: ha ha ha!
Snow Maiden:
And the girls are snowmen!
They will laugh: hee-hee-hee!
Father Frost:
Well, freeze, try it! (laugh)
Snow Maiden:
And now the snowmen! (laugh)
Chant game "Hee hee. Ha ha!"
Father Frost:
Begin.
And the naughty boys
Ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha!
Snow Maiden:
And the girly fun
Hee hee hee!
Hee hee hee!
(Repeatedly)
Father Frost:
Made fun of, laughed
All of you, really, from the heart.
Both girls and boys
Were very good!
Winter:
In bright, beautiful gold
The Christmas tree sparkles.
Happy holiday with us
How not to have fun!
You can continue the holiday.
You can sing and dance!
Santa Claus is tired of standing
He wants to dance to the lady.
Father Frost:
Legs are shaking
Do not stand still.
Make way, honest people,
Santa Claus is going to dance.
Dance "Lady".
Father Frost:
Oh, I'm tired, I'll sit, I'll sit,
I'll look at the kids
Yes, I'll listen to poetry.
Children recite poetry.
SCENARIO
theatrical pop New Year's performance
"LOST NEW YEAR"
28,29.12.2013
Episode 1 - REASONS. FIND
the curtain is closed, the f-ma of the song "Hours" is playing. the participants of the performance take the stage in front of the curtain.
1st: Good evening, dear viewers! Happy New Year to you! Happy new happiness!
2nd: We wish everyone in the New Year to be surrounded by good luck, joy and fun!
3rd: My friends, on New Year's holidays, all the artists show different New Year's shows, holiday concerts, so you and I must show the children something so cheerful, swaggering, dashing, colorful! And since we are watched by children, from 3 to 80, we must get together and show an easy New Year's storyline, in which Santa Claus, New Year, Snow Maiden and necessarily evil forces that will try to disrupt ...
4th: Clothes from the Snow Maiden!
5th: Then I am the Snow Maiden ...
3rd: Who will try to disrupt the New Year!
6th: And what is there to think about! Let's start a fairy tale, and then where ... The horse will take ...
7th: So the fairy tale will be about the horse?
8th: Who knows ?! Wait and see…
+ f-ma "Hours", the participants sing.
We know there is one sign
The one who is the whole holiday without a break
Childishly laughed and joked from the heart,
He won't cry for a whole year!
Clap, clap your palms, let them not cease in the hall,
A good tip-top and a happy year!
Tick-tock watch let's raise our noses
We compose a fairy tale for you on stage,
Tick-tock watch, let's raise our noses
We are starting the New Year's performance ...
the participants of the performance go behind the curtain, the curtain moves apart, the choreographic composition "Snowstorm" appears on the stage, at the end of the composition a team of "horses" appears, they lose the basket, a child is crying, the snowstorm continues, crying grows, Baba Yaga appears, finds a basket, calls friends.
BABA YAGA: Leshenka! (Goblin comes out) Water! (exits) Kikimora! (exits) Koscheyushka! (it leaves, everyone walks, resisting the wind)
KIKIMORA: (shouts) Stop the blizzard! Blowing away!
BABA YAGA: Blizzard, blizzard, zavirukha! Get lost! Get lost! The wind will calm down, the snow will calm down! Shame! Shame!
(choreography goes backstage, music dies down, friends gather around)
BABA YAGA: Here are the ones on! We have never had such a small one in the forest. All sorts of knights roam, princes ...
Leshy: Girls climbed mushrooms ... Oh, how I frightened them!
Koschey: Yes, sister Alyonushka, we wandered with brother Ivanushka ...
KIKIMORA: Here, now, you still wanted to push Ivanushka into the oven!
BABA YAGA: Yes, I’m joking, there was not even a fire in the oven.
WATER: And last summer my girl was drowned in the river, wait, like all mermaids, she lives in a far pool, she is going to marry a burbot ...
KIKIMORA: Okay, stop talking talking! We must decide what to do with the child ... (pass the basket to each other)
Koschey: I will take the child to my luxurious wonderful palaces. Let him get used to luxury from childhood. And then he will become Koshchei immortal instead of me, with all the ensuing consequences.
KIKIMORA: Oh, we know these consequences. A fellow will come, he will find an egg, in it a igloo - the death of Koscheev. And that's all. The end of our boy.
WATER: This does not fit!
KIKIMORA: Koscheev option of adoption, not the most, to put it mildly, suitable. Will there be other options?
Leshy: And how! We are always ready to take the upbringing of the boy into our own hands.
KIKIMORA: And who will you raise from him, it’s interesting to know?
Leshy: How whom? Of course a devil. Soon I will retire, I will bring up a working dynasty of goblin.
KIKIMORA: And what will he do with you when he grows up? A?
Leshy: How what? The usual goofy job: scare the girls! Great!
KIKIMORA: How much healthier! Scare girls until old age!
WATER: It's better to have round dances with mermaids in my river ...
cry of a child, B.Ya. picks up the basket ...
BABA YAGA: Everything! I keep it with me. And when he grows up, he will determine his own destiny. Christmas trees ... (sniffs) If I'm not mistaken, the boy has done something wrong ...
Leshy: I don’t know, it always smells like that in my hollow ...
WATER: And I don't smell any smells in my water at all ...
Exactly, I did it ... I need to swaddle. Let's go to the hut.
(leave)
Episode 2 - THE PALACE OF FATHER FROST. PREPARING FOR THE NEW YEAR
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FATHER FROST: Are the gifts for the kids ready?
SNOWFLAKES: (with gifts) Ready!
FATHER FROST: Diapers for New Years?
SNOW BABA, METELITSA: (with packing of diapers) There is!
FATHER FROST: DJ?
HARE: (with headphones)
FATHER FROST: Show me!
+ phonogram rap about the new year
FATHER FROST: Well, what kind of hare did you write such a beautiful song?
SNOW MAIDEN: (comes out of the wings) The Hare composed this song for me! Here all the songs are composed for me!
FATHER FROST: Snow Maiden? Have you already prepared for the New Year?
SNOW MAIDEN: Yes, I wrote you a list of my wishes! (unfolds the scroll)
FATHER FROST: But…
SNOW MAIDEN: I also prepared a folder with photographs of you in the bathhouse with three Snowmen ... (D.M. silently picks up the list)
SNOW MAIDEN: Yes, also: Give me a new guy for the New Year! And take your former ... into a deer. (leaves)
SNOW BABA: Dear girls! Never ask Santa Claus for a "fairytale life"!
METELICA: He won't make you princesses anyway, but he can easily send Ivan the Fool.
FATHER FROST: (looks at his watch) Readiness number 1 !!!
(everyone freezes, the chimes ring out, on the 6th beat something starts to rattle, the fight stops, there is a stomp, whinnying, a troika of “horses” “flies out” onto the stage. DM runs around them)
FATHER FROST: What? Where? How is it? Where is New Year? (neighing) Was there a snowstorm? (neighing) Lost on the way? (waving their heads) So what now? New year canceled ???
(the music rewinds in the other direction, the characters move in reverse) D.M. remains alone on the stage. Begins to conjure. Disturbing music sounds.
FATHER FROST:
Fly to the ground last year's snow (the first snowflakes appear)
Slow down your usual running time ... (more and more snowflakes)
Let the candles burn on the Earth without extinguishing
And the New Year's Eve does not end ... (wind howl, music grows, storm, stage lights go out)
Episode 3 - BABA YAGA SUPPLY. LITTLE NEW YEAR
noise, din, the sound of breaking glass. Baba Yaga rushes about in the background, trying to hide something. In the foreground is dialogue.
Leshy: Is she Chagoy?
KIKIMORA: Yes, it hides a saucer with a blue border.
Leshy: What for?
BABA YAGA: And so that there is no trouble!
Leshy: How is it?
BABA YAGA: How, how ... the little boy is growing by leaps and bounds, not equal to the hour, he will get to the saucer - trouble will happen ...
Koshchey, a waterman run across the stage, followed by N.G. with a ball
KIKIMORA: Oh, for sure, anything can happen if it falls into the wrong hands!
Leshy: So teach. (sound of falling, roar)
BABA YAGA: Small yet!
Leshy: Sometimes it is small, sometimes it is large ...
the ball takes off, knocks down the goblin, followed by N.G.
NEW YEAR: Hooray! GOAL!!! Leshy and Water - you will be the gate. Koschey, you are the goalkeeper. Preparing for a strike, scattering, .. Goblin with Vodyanoy run away, sweeping away Koshchei.
BABA YAGA: Better to hide for now, out of harm's way, I will be the goals myself!
everyone runs onto the stage. stop in tense poses. silence.
NEW YEAR:(jumps out from behind the curtains) There you are! (all are compressed into one heap) Yeah, got caught! If you don't want to kick the ball, let's dance! Ready! Go!
sounds Tectonik, N.G. dancing, everyone is dancing slowly backstage.
after the dance, he looks around, shrugs, Shouts.
NEW YEAR: I will find you anyway !!! (runs away)
Episode 4 - THE PALACE OF FATHER FROST. WEATHER FORECAST. ROBBERY
on the stage the Snow Woman and the Blizzard. The blizzard is dancing.
SNOW BABA: Che is quiet in the palace, have you seen Santa Claus?
METELICA: No.
SNOW BABA: And the Snow Maiden?
METELICA: Also no… (continues to dance)
SNOW BABA: Why are you so happy, there is trouble in the forest, and she is dancing ...
METELICA: And yesterday I was in the forest club, with the Bear I had fun.
SNOW BABA: Yes, you, as I can see, tear off! Go, eat a lemon, otherwise it's disgusting to look ...
METELICA: Enviable, right? By the way, you haven't heard about the weather, otherwise I'm going there today. Ouch! (grabs his back) Bear, you were ZE BEST yesterday!
SNOW BABA: She jumped, old nymphet! What is the weather for you! Everywhere last year's snow is falling!
METELICA: No, when it comes into my back, it means to the rain. Ouch!
SNOW BABA: What have you got again?
METELICA: Something cracked ...
SNOW BABA: Perhaps a thunderstorm ...
METELICA: No, it let go ...
SNOW BABA: Perhaps there will be no thunderstorm ...
METELICA: Hey, scratch the back, something pricks ...
SNOW BABA: Tomorrow, in the northern forest, a cyclone is possible, in the southern one - an anticyclone. And everywhere is evening. We are looking forward to the arrival of the New Year. And only then - complete fog, dry land and waste. Everything.
the Hare and the Bear come out.
METELICA: Oh, look who came ... (makes eyes to the Bear) Where are you going? (show in different directions)
SNOW BABA: Where is Santa Claus? (shrug)
METELICA: We need to call Santa Claus!
ALL: Santa Claus, come out!
comes out connected by D.M. , gag in his mouth, hums.
SNOW BABA: What uh huh? I do not understand anything! (D.M. hums)
METELICA: Wait, I'll talk to him ... What happened, then? (D.M. hums) What are you !? (D.M. hums) What is he? (D.M. hums) What about you? (D.M. hums) My priests ...
SNOW BABA: What did you understand, what did you say?
METELICA: Understood nothing.
HARE: Or take out the gag?
(gag pulled out, D.M. yells, plugged again, pulled out slowly)
FATHER FROST: Trouble! What a woe! A-ah-ah! (sn. baba hits on the cheek)
SNOW BABA: Stay calm and carry on! (D.M. pauses) Did you feel better, Santa Claus?
METELICA: Well, come on, tell me, don't delay ...
FATHER FROST: Trouble !!! So, I am riding on a sleigh, with the Snow Maiden on my knees ... on deer. I bring gifts to girls,… I bring gifts to children. We stop for a second in a clearing, .. well, send a couple of SMS, .. Suddenly bang - my head, I - kick! I woke up, I was going to the clearing - no deer, no Snow Maiden, no gifts!
SNOW BABA: I think your Snow Maiden set it all up! Quite a girl ... she has matured, she ought to be given in marriage!
METELICA: Yes, as soon as the New Year was delayed, the whole world turned upside down!
FATHER FROST: A-ah-ah! New Year is stolen, the Snow Maiden has disappeared, the children will be left without gifts! New Year's holidays are under threat! What to do?!! (hysterical, the hare and the bear shake him slightly) Thanks friends!
FATHER FROST: So you - to look for a policeman, you to the clearing - to catch deer, you - for the Snow Maiden, and you ... just go somewhere. Yes, and on the way for the New Year in the three-ninth kingdom, look ... (everyone scatters) There, dangers will await you ... And while I sit at home ...
Goblin, Kikimora, Koschey, Vodyanoy, Baba Yaga are gathering on the stage. take out the stumps, sit on them.
Leshy: Koshei, how did you last year rest on New Year's holidays?
Koschey: He shot himself a couple of times, drowned himself three times, hanged himself once - in general, he was having fun!
WATER: (B.Ya.) Well, grandma, can we go to a disco?
BABA YAGA:(shy) Not for you, fool, the red berry grew.
KIKIMORA: Oh, that's enough for you. I suggest that the Round Stump Council be considered open. Choosing a chairman.
Koschey: I have a rejection.
Leshy: And I'm not conscious.
WATER: Kikimora!
KIKIMORA: Who agrees? So, you all know the agenda ...
BABA YAGA: You can't wait any longer
Koschey: Quite rightly noted, it's time.
WATER: On New Year's Eve, time has stopped! And every muddlehead in the forest knows that the new year must come on time ...
KIKIMORA: Wait, we found our foundling on New Year's Eve!
BABA YAGA: And it grows by leaps and bounds ... (all look at each other) sensed my heart ...
ALL in turn: That means ... it can't be ... there you go! It turns out ... Something has to happen ...
the sound of falling glass, everyone freezes.
BABA YAGA: Found it all the same, you scoundrel! (pulls out a much-grown New Year from under the tree)
Koschey: Overheard?
Leshy: And he spied on ... (takes away the saucer)
KIKIMORA: And the little boy can't fit in his new clothes anymore ... Would you change his shirt, have you forgotten how to conjure?
BABA YAGA: Yes, I’ll try, although I haven’t done this for two hundred years.
flashing light, fabulous music by B.Ya. conjures.
BABA YAGA: Dead people, dead people. Swelling, swelling. Crochets, circles. Saichki, baranochki. Choh, choh, choh. Shine bright stars, present a new suit! So that he will be in time, and keep him from troubles!
(The suit goes down on top, change the New Year's clothes)
KIKIMORA: Listen, you bastard, we have a case for you ... a special fabulous ...
Leshy: The New Year on earth should have come a long time ago ...
WATER: And time suddenly stopped
Koschey: and everywhere last year's snow is falling ...
NEW YEAR: What is it to me?
KIKIMORA: You must go on a journey to find Santa Claus. He has been waiting for you for a long time ...
NEW YEAR: No, I feel good here too!
BABA YAGA: But you have to give people a new year! Only you!
NEW YEAR: Why me?
ALL: Because you are New Year !!!
NEW YEAR: Can not be!!!
BABA YAGA: It's not true, there is always a way out, here's a saucer with a blue border, it will show you the way!
Leshy: And also ... Here's a magic bull, When you get to people, go out on the road, throw it on the sidewalk ... That's where the janitor will send you, go there !!!
NEW YEAR: Maybe tomorrow? ... Let's send Leshy! (everyone shakes their heads negatively) Granny!!! (roars, leaves)
BABA YAGA:(sobbing) Small yet! (waving after the New Year)
KIKIMORA: Oh, but we didn't teach him how to use a saucer!
WATER: Will be lost! (roars)
Koschey: Will not be lost, my upbringing ...
Leshy: Let's go guard the forest, some evil spirits have already climbed out….
Episode 6 - THE PALACE OF FATHER FROST. CONSEQUENCE
the Hare and the Bear come out, carry out the table, chairs. They sit down and play checkers.
the snoring of Santa Claus is heard
HARE: Santa Claus does not sleep. Thinks how to save the New Year.
a policeman comes in.
POLICE OFFICER: I wish you good health! Who is Santa Claus here?
TOGETHER: Santa Claus come to us!
comes out, stretching, Santa Claus.
POLICE OFFICER: Senior Lieutenant Nepodailo. I'm on call.
FATHER FROST: Very good! Poponedailo! what will you sing or dance for us?
POLICE OFFICER: You don’t understand, I’m from the police ...
FATHER FROST: From what militia, people have renamed the militia to the police long ago.
POLICE OFFICER: and I'm not from people, I'm from the forest. It’s already five years since I got lost, but I still stayed, I follow the order in the forest.
POLICE OFFICER: A magpie on my tail brought me that you have a kidnapping attack here ...
FATHER FROST: Oh yes! That's right, Lieutenant Nenadopoilo.
POLICE OFFICER: I am not submitted!
FATHER FROST: I remember. Come in, sit down. (drives the hare with the bear, they settle down to sleep by the table)
POLICE OFFICER: I need to draw up a protocol, tell us what happened with you.
FATHER FROST: Santa Claus was robbed. They tied me up and hit me on the head from behind, right here. And the New Year is also gone.
POLICE OFFICER: I must immediately start investigative actions. It looks like the dark forces want to ruin the New Year's holiday. But this number will not work for them!
FATHER FROST: Do you have versions, Nenalivaylo?
POLICE OFFICER: Let's follow a simple logical path.
FATHER FROST: Let's go together.
POLICE OFFICER: Did you steal the New Year?
FATHER FROST: (nods) No. (shake hands)
POLICE OFFICER: The bunny could steal the New Year?
FATHER FROST: (negative gesture) I could.
POLICE OFFICER: And Mishka?
FATHER FROST: I could too. Both could (shake hands)
POLICE OFFICER: What time of year is it?
FATHER FROST: Winter.
POLICE OFFICER: What do bears do in winter?
FATHER FROST: They sleep in a den.
POLICE OFFICER: Why is this one hanging out in the woods?
FATHER FROST: Do not know.
POLICE OFFICER: And I will answer you ...
FATHER FROST: And interesting ...
POLICE OFFICER: But because he cannot sleep, his conscience tortured him ...
FATHER FROST: Why?
POLICE OFFICER: Because he stole the New Year.
FATHER FROST: I am amazed at your logic ...
POLICE OFFICER: Let's send it ...
FATHER FROST: To Leningrad? To the city on the Neva?
a squirrel comes in.
SQUIRREL: May I come to you?
POLICE OFFICER: Citizen, who are you?
SQUIRREL: I am a squirrel.
POLICE OFFICER: Santa Claus, a squirrel has come to you.
FATHER FROST: This is not for me, this is for you. She came to me yesterday.
SQUIRREL: Citizen, you could not come in after the holidays.
FATHER FROST: And who did you actually come to, to me or to a fellow policeman?
SQUIRREL: In general, I came to the Bunny, because he is my husband, and he hasn’t been at home for days, the children are not fed, but he and the Bear staggered through the forest, with the Snow Maiden in taverns lights.
POLICE OFFICER: So they are Santa Claus in the forest ... Stand! You're under arrest!
SQUIRREL: I’ll show you, they’re arrested, and you’ll feed the children ?!
D.M. trying to catch a bear with a hare, Mr. fights off the squirrel.
Everyone runs backstage.
Episode 7 - THE PALACE OF FATHER FROST. PARADE OF SUITS
New Year's music sounds, Santa Claus enters the stage, followed by the Hare, the Bear carries the Snow Maiden on his shoulder. They put it. They bring to life, Give a leaf in their hands.
FATHER FROST: Until the New Year has arrived, and we have time for that, let's watch the costume parade.
SNOW MAIDEN: (not sure) Well, let's. (butterfly flies out) O! Butterfly!
FATHER FROST: (irritated) I see, judging by the costume, you are a goose!
BUTTERFLY: I'm not a goose, I'm ba ... ba ... ba ...
FATHER FROST: Geese say not Ba-ba-ba, but Ha-ha-ha. It's time to already know, at your age
BUTTERFLY: Yes I ba ... ba ... ba ...
FATHER FROST: not Ba-ba-ba, but Ha-ha-ha.
butterfly flies away
FATHER FROST: In my opinion, Gus is convincing. We leave. What do we have next?
SNOW MAIDEN: Beauties. (Snow woman and blizzard come out)
METELICA: Here we have a winter - winter
SNOW BABA: Why did it happen?
METELICA: And you always freeze something with us.
SNOW BABA: What?
METELICA: Did you run after chicken yesterday with a welding machine?
SNOW BABA: Well, you told yourself to cook the chicken!
FATHER FROST: Do not quarrel. As I understand it, you are Zimushka-winter with us, and you are Baba Yaga with us? It is correct that they did not take Baba Yaga from the outside, they brought up in their own team.
METELICA: I am not Baba Yaga. I am Snow White.
FATHER FROST: Snow White? This is Hollywood, this one, Walt with gums ...
SNOW MAIDEN: Disney!
FATHER FROST: Well, people like it ... Snow White, where are your gnomes?
DWARF: I'm here! I am one for all seven.
SNOW MAIDEN: I think he said that he ate all seven ... Some kind of monster ...
FATHER FROST: Have you learned the song of the gnome?
DWARF: Blue moon ... blue ...
FATHER FROST: I said Gnome, not….
SNOW MAIDEN: Shut up, become a star and sit on the tree ...
DWARF: What do you allow yourself ?!
FATHER FROST: Snow White, take the Gnome, but don’t offend him, he’s still small ...
FATHER FROST: Let's have a year of the Snake! Dear Snake, we see you off on your last journey!
SNOW MAIDEN: Go already, go ...
a boy with a finger comes out
FATHER FROST: A stool for me, ( bring a chair, a boy gets up on it) Boy who are you?
BOY: I'm a little boy, just grown up
FATHER FROST: this is not serious, not modern, and you will be with us - Spiderman!
BOY: Great! and who is Spiderman?
SNOW MAIDEN: It's Spiderman!
BOY: No, I'm afraid of spiders…. But I'll try… (Depicts a spider)
FATHER FROST: Very relevant, leave ... and write: Born to crawl - is born and crawls!
SNOW MAIDEN: Yes, you are Santa Claus - a philosopher! Compared to you, Confucius smokes.
FATHER FROST: Who smokes? Why does he smoke? I have forbidden smoking in the palace! I wrote in black in Russian: Smoking is prohibited!
the snake comes out,
SNAKE: Confucius is a Chinese philosopher ...
Santa Claus interrupts her
FATHER FROST: Now let's have the Year of the Snake! Dear Snake, we see you off on your last journey!
chick comes out
CHICK: Co-co-co ...
FATHER FROST: Judging by your costume, you are a Ko-ko-ko-horse!
CHICK: I am not a horse, I am a chicken.
FATHER FROST: Chicken is old, but Horse is actual. Who's next year? Horse. Be a horse!
CHICK: But I also have a poem about a chicken ...
SNOW MAIDEN: And you, instead of chicken, insert - Horse!
FATHER FROST: Steamed ko-ko-horse, fried ko-ko-horse,
Ko-horses also want to live ...
accompanied by applause, Dunno comes out.
FATHER FROST: And what is this character?
UNKNOWN: Dunno.
FATHER FROST: Why did you come here?
UNKNOWN: Do not know.
FATHER FROST: And what kind of green rag is hanging there?
UNKNOWN: Do not know.
FATHER FROST: What will you perform?
UNKNOWN: Do not know.
FATHER FROST: Listen to why you keep saying: I don’t know?
UNKNOWN: Do not know.
FATHER FROST: You know what?
UNKNOWN: Do not know.
FATHER FROST: Why do you cling to words all the time
UNKNOWN: Do not know.
FATHER FROST: Do you think I'm a fool?
UNKNOWN: Do not know.
FATHER FROST: Snow Maiden, what is this crazy man?
SNOW MAIDEN: I do not know…
FATHER FROST: And you there too !!!
SNOW MAIDEN: Well, I do not know!!!
FATHER FROST: What don't you know?
SNOW MAIDEN: I really do not know!
FATHER FROST: (Dunno) You know what?
UNKNOWN: Do not know.
FATHER FROST: Go ... you know where ?!
UNKNOWN: I know, I know. (leaves)
SNOW MAIDEN: Santa Claus, I'm crossing it out!
Snake comes out, is going to say something, Santa Claus interrupts her
FATHER FROST: O! Snake! Dear viewers, let's, once again, spend the Year of the Snake, forever!
SNAKE:
Don't see me off! I have long wanted to say that it's time to sing a song and announce an intermission for 10 minutes!
2nd SECTION
Episode 8 - PLANET EVERYONE'S PLAYING!
Space music, darkness, flashlights. Light is added. The New Year enters the stage, looks around, Moose. the background is replaced by a lyrical one. A big Snowflake “flies out” onto the stage, whirls around N.G.
NEW YEAR: Tell me, dear, where did I end up?
SNOWFLAKE: (chuckles) To the planet of the Games, we are all playing here ...
at this time, in the background a group runs screaming “I decided to cheat! Wait, we'll count all the cards for you! "
The snowflake suddenly grabs onto N.G.'s shoulder.
NEW YEAR: And who are you?
SNOWFLAKE: I am a Snowflake. I fly, whirl, sit on my shoulders ...
NEW YEAR: Get off!
(trying to shake off his shoulder, Snowflake flies to another).
SNOWFLAKE: Oh, I scared, I almost fainted ...
NEW YEAR: Fly away from here ...
SNOWFLAKE: And you - dun ... (Ng blowing) Kopec, I melted ...
phonogram "I melt, melt, melt on my lips ..." Flies away.
a man runs out
MAN 1: Let's play! Let's! lets go faster!
NEW YEAR: Well, let's play, you know the game is called "Hot and Cold"?
MAN 1: Well no.
NEW YEAR: I will teach you, everything is very simple: you turn away, I hide the object, you walk, and I say: Cold, hot. Far close. Clear? We play. Turn away ... (hides under a hat, puts a hat in front of him) Turn around ...
MAN 1: What to do?
NEW YEAR: just go and I will speak (Man goes) Coldly!
MAN 1: Wow!
NEW YEAR: Coldly!
MAN 1: Generally high!
NEW YEAR: Warmer, warmer, hotter, Hot, burn yourself now! (the man walks past the hat) Coldly! Coldly! Man, where are you going ???
the second man comes out with a bucket.
NEW YEAR: Great!
MAN 2: Hey!
NEW YEAR: What are you doing?
MAN 2: Yes, I took out a bucket ...
NEW YEAR: Let's play in the cities with you!
MAN 2: Let's!
NEW YEAR: Can you?
MAN 2: I can! I would like to play, if only I would not sit at home! (throws a bucket at N.G.)
Come on, throw a bucket at me !, get in! Throw it in! Get in! (rushes about)
NEW YEAR: Wait, cities are not a bouncer. There are different rules, there cities need to be named.
MAN 2: Lets do it! Chain-chain forged, untie us! Which one of us? Arkhangelsk!
NEW YEAR: No, you can't play!
MAN 2: What am I ?! (salit, runs away)
NEW YEAR: Cities! Cities need to be named!
MAN 2: Yalta! (salit, runs away)
NEW YEAR: Go here!
MAN 2: What?
NEW YEAR: Go, I'll tell you the rules!
MAN 2: I'm in the house!
NEW YEAR: Come here with the house. It's simple: Moscow, your A - Arkhangelsk. It's simple.
MAN 2: A! (yells) Moscow-Arkhangelsk! (hits the chin) saichka for fright!
NEW YEAR: A fool, or what? What are you doing? Can you shut up?
MAN 2: Can! The cat is dead, the tail is peeled off, whoever says a word will eat it. (trails off)
NEW YEAR: Well, okay.
MAN 2: A! Lost, lost (puts a click) Koptinsk!
NEW YEAR: Let's play in the cities all the same!
MAN 2: Let's! (closes his eyes with his palms, counts) 1,2,3., 4.5. Hidden away? No? (counts further)
NEW YEAR: Let’s do the opposite, I’ll count, and you hide!
MAN 2: Let's (rushes around the stage, runs up) Hide, hide ... listen, count to a hundred!
NEW YEAR: Good (continues to count, the man runs away to hide)
the third man comes out
MAN 3: Great! What's going on here?
NEW YEAR: Why, we play cities ... By the way, can you play cities?
MAN 3: Well, of course, come on. Only. blame it with blame ...
NEW YEAR: It's simple: I tell you the city, you tell me the city in the last letter. Krasnoyarsk ...
MAN 3: Yakutsk.
NEW YEAR: Why?
MAN 3: Well, on the last letter, on I - right?
NEW YEAR: No, to the last letter of my city!
MAN 3: A-ah-ah! understood.
NEW YEAR: Let's do it again. Moscow.
MAN 3: So Moscow is not a city…. pump.
MAN 3: What's going on?
NEW YEAR: Never mind, this is a side effect of the game, let's do it again. Vologda.
MAN 3: On A - Antalya!
NEW YEAR: No, let's just Russian cities!
MAN 3: What are you doing! There are more Russians there than in any other city.
(man 2 comes out)
MAN 2: Are you not looking for me? I hid, I sit in a transformer, I wait. Someone pinching my thighs. My hairs stood on end ...
NEW YEAR: Don't you understand that we are not playing hide and seek, but in cities? Moscow - Arkhangelsk. You need to go to Arkhangelsk.
MAN 2: Hey, count to a thousand, no, to 1100! (runs away, N.G. counts)
MAN 3: And me?
NEW YEAR: To you in Antalya ...
MAN 3: It will go ...
(leaves, N.G. opens his eyes)
NEW YEAR: What is this nonsense? You have to run away from here ... until you finish badly ...
Episode 9 - TWELVE MONTHS
New Year's music sounds. Santa Claus enters the stage.
FATHER FROST: Dear friends! Until the New Year is left ... And who knows how much is left until the New Year? The investigation has reached an impasse ... And since it remains until the New Year ... and since it is still December, I will have time to tell you a New Year's fairy tale, but for this I need an assistant. (into the hall) Cute girl! Help me please! (girl comes out) What is your name? ……………. Do you like to walk in the woods on New Year's Eve? ………………… .. And meet there 12 months? ……………… Do you have a nail file? ………………. Here's a nail file for you, cut down the snowdrops and the Christmas tree at the same time, for our square. Here's a basket. Stand here and don't go anywhere. Brothers months !!!
months come out, one to sit on a tree stump.
DECEMBER: Well, finally, we are tired of waiting for you, dear girl. Brother January, everything is in order, now they will instill you, and on Monday - to work. Fresh and cheerful. The nurse has already come ...
JANUARY: And I, by the way, did not order a nurse, but some governess, or a policeman with handcuffs ... What other role-playing games do you have? ... (leaves)
DECEMBER: Brother January, well, what are you doing, a girl came to our forest, her stepmother sent her for snowdrops ...
APRIL: Not a docking, some kind, citizen. How is it for snowdrops in December? What are you making up fairy tales for me?
DECEMBER: Brother April, why don't you always trust anyone?
APRIL: do not interfere with the investigation, comrade, please! Look in the eyes ... (looks down at his chest) In the eyes…
FATHER FROST: How will she look you in the eye if you yourself are not looking into her eyes?
APRIL: Well, we'll meet again ... (leaves)
MARCH: Meow!!! Have you come to the forest ?! Look at me ?! To cut our Christmas trees in the forest?
FATHER FROST: Well, get out of here! Don't be afraid of him, it's March. We want to sterilize him ... hands still can't reach.
AUGUST: Well, that's it, scatter, scram ... (leaves) Oh, forgive me, I don’t recognize you at all ... Please, turn around and stand as if you are spilling potatoes ... Great ... Fathers, ……………….!
FEBRUARY: Brother Augustus, will you ever learn to recognize people by sight? (leaves)……………… .. Have you heard anything about Valentine's Day? When hearts in love together, in unison, sing an aria of love ... When ...
DECEMBER: Brother February, well, where are you going, with your 28th ... (leaves)
JUNE: Ain, tsvai, .. Ain, tsvai! Ha ha ha! I, I, natural! I, as always, without an announcement ... (hugs the girl) attacked ...
DECEMBER: June, what are you doing? Like 4 am, you come and start hugging our girls ... Get out of here! (leaves) She doesn't want to go with you!
Better come with me to a corporate party, now there are so many orders for New Year's parties ...
SEPTEMBER: Brother December, what kind of fix idea do you have - to carry milestones to corporate events ...
DECEMBER: Well, nobody else agrees to work for food ...
SEPTEMBER: You can't see, the girl cannot drive in such a state ... Is everything all right? Do you feel dizzy? Doesn't feel sick, doesn't crave salty? ...
DECEMBER: Brother September, stop, why are you embarrassing the girl ...
SEPTEMBER: How many times have you asked to call me not September - I am the 9th! Please…
OCTOBER:(on horseback) tygydyk, tygydyk, Igogoshka, stop! Look, what a beauty! "Yes, beautiful."
SEPTEMBER: Never mind, this is October. It is, in general, a normal, adequate month. Wait, the autumn call will pass, and everything will return to normal ...
OCTOBER: Go!!!
SEPTEMBER: Leave the girl alone, otherwise I'll write that I'm good and that's all then ...
OCTOBER: Do not! I got scared, I got locked, I need to change ... (gallops off)
SEPTEMBER: Don't worry, now you have to think of two (leaves)
DECEMBER: Girl, thanks, Happy New Year! Here is a gift for you, from 12 months, go to the hall, otherwise Santa Claus will come and he will make a tear-off calendar out of us. (scatter)
Episode 10 - PLANET OF BEAUTIFUL WOMEN
Space music, darkness, flashlights. Whistle, sound of falling "Oops!" Phonogram, two beautiful women take the stage.
FIRST: We welcome you to the planet of beautiful women!
SECOND: If you are a man, fly away, everyone knows that a man is a little more beautiful than a monkey. Don't spoil the atmosphere for us ...
NEW YEAR:(behind the scenes, choked) Granny!!!
FIRST: Did you tell me that? (negative gesture) I heard ... Many people think that we are beautiful, but stupid. This is not true. Now we will sing you one very clever song that I wrote myself. This is a very clever philosophical bastard.
SECOND: Ballad, fool.
FIRST: Who cares. This is a very clever philosophical song, which hides a complex relationship between a man and this ... Who are we?
SECOND: Women, you fool.
FIRST: Yes, a woman. So 3-15
SECOND: It's twenty to eight, you idiot.
FIRST: We work, stupid. (phonogram) Love Love, Love Love. Ale, friend, why aren't you singing?
SECOND: I forgot the text, you wrote such a text that idiocy is one thing. Last time you wrote a good text, just one syllable. La la la la la I learned quickly, in just a month.
FIRST: You're stupid!
SECOND: You are dumb yourself.
FIRST: I `am stupid? Well, tell me the capital of Paris?
SECOND: Well, what kind of capital can be in Paris ... Paris is such a boutique in Barnaul.
FIRST: Dumb voosche, wow! I didn't know ... We are working! (phonogram) why are you silent?
SECOND: Where is the text, I forgot the text ... we are working ...
FIRST: You got a cheat sheet, you dumbass, read it from a piece of paper.
SECOND: Listen, what a beautiful, even handwriting you have ...
FIRST: Here is stupid, typed on the computer. We work (phonogram) Love Love, Love Love ... ah-ah ...
at this time N.G. in a woman's dress, silently stands beside him, begins to dance.
SECOND: Listen, come here, and I'm on my way today, and we have a music show at the crossroads. Oh, it was like ... such a thrill, flashing in different colors, I'm in shock!
FIRST: O! Well, you're stupid! This is a traffic light.
SECOND: Yes? And I got out of the car, danced, sat down and drove on.
FIRST: You're just dumb! We are working ... (phonogram) Love Love, Love Love ...
SECOND: Listen, I didn't understand, but what is this miracle doing here? You and I are working hard and she is silent and does not sing, what are you doing?
FIRST: Don't pay any attention to her ... she is dumb
SECOND: Wow!
FIRST: They took her because of the figure!
SECOND: Well, at least she can open her mouth?
FIRST: What a mouth, they pumped so much silicone into her lips, she can't move her mouth. You see, what happened there, the dose that was on the chest - on the lips was given ...
SECOND: Wow!
FIRST: We work ... I can't sing with you, you have a voice like a rusty moped ...
FIRST: Yes?
SECOND: Yes!
SECOND: Doctors diagnosed this little lapdog with brain cellulite.
FIRST: Look at your feet - a Ferris wheel
SECOND: I served in the cavalry
FIRST: Jellied meat for a walk. We are working ..
SECOND: (phonogram) Vobul yaanvobula ... Vobul yaanvobula ...
FIRST: Turn the sheet over ...
SECOND: A! So it's another matter ... Wait, I don't understand, you have shoes that size -47?
FIRST: You see, it turned out to be such a baida. I went to my stylist ... To build up my nails on my hands, but he confused, and now my 47th is pressing. At home I scratched all the linoleum with my nails.
SECOND: Hey, I went to bed in curlers, in the morning I looked like a scream, I thought it was the brain that got out and hardened.
FIRST: Well, you're stupid, where did you get your brain from? We are working ... (phonogram) Love Love, Love Love ...
SECOND: I did not understand, this is not a woman, but an overgrown penguin of some kind
FIRST: And she is dressed tastelessly like ... Here you and I have stylish dresses, and hers, what color, like this (grunts)
SECOND: At the frog!
FIRST: We work (phonogram) Love Love, Love Love ...
SECOND: Well, no, I can't, what kind of business, we are working with you, and she stands silent ... Hey! Friend, move your little pompushek ... (applauds)
FIRST: It's useless, she's deaf ...
SECOND: Deaf, dumb and dumb ...
FIRST: You are stupid…
SECOND: And you're stupid too ... (pushing each other)
NEW YEAR: You're both stupid !!!
FIRST: What are you talking about?
SECOND: Close your mouth, you'll catch a cold! I would kill!
FIRST: Well, kill me!
soundtrack "Kill Your Girlfriend" All three are dancing. (N.G. runs away, the women follow him)
Episode 11 - GRANDFATHER FROST AND VOVA
the palace of Santa Claus, light erotic music sounds. On stage, the Snow Maiden in a bright red suit, a cap, the Snow Woman and the Snowstorm are giving her the elements of the costume.
SNOW MAIDEN: How did the corporate end yesterday? I don’t remember anything at all.
SNOW BABA: I don't remember myself, but the guys told me how you danced striptease on the table.
SNOW MAIDEN: They are lying! I do not know how to dance striptease!
METELICA: So they said so - you can't.
SNOW MAIDEN: A! I remembered! I sit, miss, the waiter comes up. I ask: why is it so boring in your restaurant?
He told me: Don't worry, madam, in 5 minutes a striptease will start at the second table. I told him: But this is my table. - Then get ready, soon your exit.
D.M.
FATHER FROST: Where are you going again?
SNOW MAIDEN: I, as an experienced Snow Maiden, must help the kids not to be afraid of the arrival of Santa Claus.
FATHER FROST: Did not understand?!
SNOW MAIDEN: Well, you know that the number of Snow Maidens ordered on New Year's Eve is several times higher than the number of children in our country. So, grandpa, I have no time to talk, the deer are ready, I'm on call.
FATHER FROST: You're not going anywhere! Where did the order come from?
METELICA: From the boy Vova.
FATHER FROST: (Sn. Babe) Call, cancel!
SNOW BABA: Hello? Is this Komsomolskaya 53 apartment 7?
Vova: Yes Yes.
SNOW BABA: This is from a party agency. Have you ordered Snegurochka at home?
Vova: Snow Maiden ?! Yes! I ordered it. And as always, private dance in the jacuzzi.
SNOW BABA: You know, we have a little overlap here, in general, all the strippers, that is, the Snow Maidens are busy, no one can come. We sent to you the one who remained with us.
Vova: Hello?! Hello?! What do you mean, who is left ?! I don't need - who is left! Hello?! Young woman?!
during the words, the Snow Maiden is dragged backstage, Santa Claus remains, Vova goes on stage, shouts into the phone.
Vova: Hello?! Young woman?! What's happening?!
Father Frost: Hello my friend.
Vova: Japanese mother.
Father Frost: « Let the tree burn with lights in the new festive year. I know you have been waiting for me for a long time, you dreamed that I would come. "
Vova: Actually, I dreamed of something completely different. I ordered a striptease, but they sent you to me. I don't need you. So please go in all four directions.
Father Frost: « I see, I see impatience to stand up in a merry round dance. And under the New Year tree, start dancing bunnies. "
Vova: Hey, do you have any idea how much I need to drink to get to the bunny dance. Everybody, come on, come on, shoot from here, shoot.
Father Frost: Okay, okay, I’ll leave just one question?
Vova: Let's.
Father Frost: « What rhymes will you read to Santa Claus?
Vova: I'll wind your guts on this staff! Hey, bearded goblin, you don’t understand, I was expecting a striptease. Striptease! This. Understand?! And instead of a striptease, there was what he got - Karl Marx with a bag. Everything, let's rustle with felt boots from here, I ask you.
Father Frost: You have a choice: either me or nothing at all. No, well, since you don't like me, I can go home. "Along the wild steppes of Transbaikalia ..."
Vova: Stand. Let's. Give your show program! Let's.
Father Frost: Are you serious or what?
Vova: I paid for everything, let's play a grimace.
Father Frost:“Tarara, tarara, get together kids. It's time to start our merry, sonorous holiday ”. And here I have a special effect. Wait. Sorry, (takes out a cracker, slaps) everything.
Vova: Cool! Oops. Ouch! Supermegashow of the twenty-first century. Madonna smokes. Come on.
Vova: Vladimir Petrovich.
Father Frost: Little Johnny is a good name. How old are you?
Vova: 49 years old.
Father Frost: Big. Do you eat well?
Vova: I eat vodka well.
Father Frost: And your behavior is exemplary?
Vova: Approximate. I was even released early for good behavior. Joke.
Father Frost: A.. “Well, what gift do you want to receive from Santa Claus?”
Vova: Present? Go here (whispers in my ear)
Father Frost: "For Santa Claus, nothing is impossible." An hour - five thousand, for the whole night - a tag. “But first you have to sing a song to Santa Claus. Come on Little Johnny, sit down on grandpa's knees and sing a song. "
Vova: What knees. If you were a stripper, I might also sit down.
Father Frost: Well, yes. Good. "Then get up on a stool and sing a song to grandfather."
Vova: (stands on a stool) What song?
Father Frost: Well, I do not know. Well, here's a good one - "Antoshka, Antoshka, let's go dig potatoes ..."
Vova: Wait, this is not relevant. Wait you know what .. they sing other songs. For example, look, a song about Sergei Zverev: “Earring, Earring, he rolled out a lip. Earring, earring put on a little makeup. " Star in shock.
Father Frost: “Well done, Little Johnny! Here's a prize for that - a musical toy. "
Vova: Give me another gift, this one won't do.
Father Frost: Which one then?
Vova: Well, I told you ...
Father Frost: “No, Little Johnny, no. Now we have a funny dance of forest bunnies according to the script. Let's dress up. Here are your ears ... "
Vova: What, the money will definitely not be returned?
Father Frost: Exactly! Wait, one more detail.
Vova: What? I look fine, I have a meeting just tomorrow, and I'll go. “Hello gentlemen. I am the director of a reputable company. And who wants to sign a million dollar contract with me. " Come on, what's next for you.
Includes music.
Vova: Give me another one. Turn off. Come on, you know what, look I have another record there - a disk. Give it to him. O! Fine. (dancing)
Father Frost: Everything, everything. Enough.
Vova:"I want more! I want blood and carrots. "
Father Frost: Everything. “You know what, zainka, now we have funny riddles according to the script. Let's sit down on my knees ...»
Vova: Again you are with your knees.
Father Frost: Sorry! Habit.
Vova: Come on riddles.
Father Frost: Let's. “Here's your first riddle. Wool hangs in tufts. He barks loudly, growls. "
Vova: Nikita Dzhigurda.
Father Frost: Dog.
Vova: Yes?! Let's.
Father Frost:“Crochet tail, nose with a patch. He eats a lot, fat hangs everywhere ”.
Vova: How do you know my wife?
Father Frost: This is a pig.
Vova: And you saw my wife in a pink robe! "I want love ... and a fur coat!" Come on, I liked it.
Father Frost: “She jumps, squeals, doesn't read books. The face makes a wry and screams. Who is this? Mar ...
Vova: Maria Stepanovna - mother-in-law. She is forever: Give money, give money ... You ruined my daughter .. "
Father Frost: How did you get me.
Vova: I got you ?! You got me! Ruined me the whole evening. I have my last free evening, tomorrow a pig with a monkey from the Emirates will arrive. I thought it was okay to rest, relax. And what did I get ?! O! Matinee for potters. And I don’t know what to do now. I don't know what to do now! Maybe you can tell me, huh ?! Granddad! (takes the staff from D.M.) O , now I will get presents for myself!
Father Frost: Careful, magic staff ...
Vova: Dear Santa Claus! I've been good all year ... Hmm ... Well, most of the year ... Hmm ... Well, sometimes ... Hmm ... Oh, okay! (gives the staff) I'll buy it myself! How much money do you make for a call?
Father Frost: Ah ... Two hundred and fifty rubles an hour.
Vova: But the work does not hit the lying person. I went out, half an hour before the kids curled up and went home. Not like mine. That tax, then SES, then blown up, then cut.
Father Frost: I, Vov, have the same thing.
Vova: Come on.
Father Frost: What's okay, okay ?! Come here, look. You see?
Vova: Grenade?
Father Frost: Petard. Denis - 3 years old, put it in a felt boot. But you see this - a trace from the iron.
Vova: Tortured?
Father Frost: They checked whether I would melt or not. Farther. Look, you see a dent in the skull. See?
Vova: Yes.
Father Frost: Yula was hit in the head. Yeah. Parents miser, for the new year they gave a whirligig to a guy. And the guy is nineteen years old. Fourth degree contusion.
Vova: Well, Santa Claus, as they say, art requires sacrifice.
Father Frost: You know, Vova, I have had the same nightmare for many years - I go on stage, look into the hall, and there everyone is sitting on pots.
Vova: Come on, Santa Claus, I'll take you to my work. You will be your stick to fulfill my desires.
Father Frost: This is not a stick. This is a magic staff. If they hit it, it will snow. White snowflakes will whirl and ...
Vova: Oh, Santa Claus, don't.
Father Frost: No, Vov, he really is this magic staff. Do you want me to take you to work. Mushroom. Or not, here you can still turnip, who did you dream of being in childhood?
Vova: As a child, I dreamed of being an astronaut.
Father Frost: Why didn't you?
Vova: I'm afraid of heights. ( Call.)
Vova: No, no, no. In no case. Do not. Do you know that the agency, you are better than Santa Claus, extend the hours by four. Thanks.
Father Frost: Hey, Vov, why are you upset - Snow Maidens are strippers ... If you want, I’ll make a striptease for you. Why are you laughing. I'll upload a striptease to you now, Vova! All striptease striptease. Calm down Vladimir! Wait there will be a super striptease. Look. True, my music is specific. Go. (New Year's music sounds, D.M. is dancing a striptease)
Vova: Come on, Santa Claus burn !!! Grandfather, you still had to spin around this stick.
Father Frost: Vov, this is not a stick, this is a magic staff, if it starts to snow, white snowflakes will whirl. Do you think that adults don't need Santa Claus?
Vova: Of course you do !. Adults definitely need Santa Claus. Especially one like mine. Well, come on, grandfather, put on a hat, otherwise you will melt. Give your bag - take a closer look. And this is what we have, a magic staff. If it starts to snow, blizzard snowflakes will start spinning .. (knocks with a staff, snowflakes whirl, Vova cries, go away)
Episode 12 - Encounter
It is dark on the stage, flashlights are working, the sound of a broken plate, the voice "Again!"
Santa Claus enters the stage, light is gradually added. On the stage - motionless participants of the show are sitting on chairs.
FATHER FROST: Everything, time has completely stopped! Where is the New Year?
1st: New Year! - 4 times
2nd: Cucumbers, Katya did it herself! - 3 times
3rd: I am now!
1st: For the new year!
4th: I'm driving! - 3 times
NEW YEAR: And who is Stas Mikhailov?
1st: For the New Year!
5th: We dance on the balcony - 3 times
6th: I'm going to sleep!
7th: Nobody eats salads? - 4 times
1st: New Year! - 3 times
3rd: I am now!
1st: Father Frost!
6th: I woke up! - 4 times
6th: I'm going to sleep!
5th: We dance on the balcony - 3 times
1st: For the new year! 4th: I'm driving! - 3 times
1st: For the New Year! 4th: Why am I driving alone?
7th: Nobody eats hotter? - 3 times
3rd: I am now!
NEW YEAR: Who is Santa Claus?
2nd:
Cucumbers, Katya did it herself!
Katya made tomatoes herself!
NEW YEAR: Who is Katya?
1st: For the new year! 4th: I'm driving! - 2 times
1st: For the new year! 4th: ……………
1st: For the new year! 4th: How many ppm is a glass of champagne? For the New Year!
5th: It's cold on the balcony, dancing in the kitchen.
…………………… ... dancing in the kitchen.
……………………… dancing in the kitchen.
5th: It's uncomfortable in the kitchen, we dance right here!
7th: Why isn't anyone eating a cake? 2nd: Katya did it herself! - 3 times
7th: Why nobody eats anything?
1st: New Year! 2nd: Tomatoes!
1st: New Year! 6th: I woke up!
1st: New Year! 5th: Let's dance right here!
NEW YEAR: And who is New Year?
3rd: I am now!
Each his own phrase - 4 times
7th: Tomorrow everyone will come to us!
Everyone freezes. New Year hesitantly gets up from the chair, bypasses the participants
NEW YEAR: What is it with them?
FATHER FROST: Time has stopped, the New Year is lost ...
NEW YEAR: I'm not lost, I'm looking for Santa Claus!
FATHER FROST: And I'm looking for the New Year!
FATHER FROST: Yes, you don't need diapers ... Again, a discrepancy, on New Year's Eve, New Year is small, and you are such a fellow!
NEW YEAR: We need to call Baba Yaga and Kikimora, they know what to do!
go away
Episode 13 - FINAL
The fabulous music sounds Baba Yaga and Kikimora come out on the stage, they are carrying a loaf. In the middle of the stage, they begin to do magic.
BABA YAGA: Loaf, loaf, turn life into a holiday!
KIKIMORA: Whether close, far away, Low, high ...
BABA YAGA: Fly to heaven, show us miracles!
KIKIMORA: Turn the end to the beginning and turn it around
TOGETHER: On New Year's Eve, start transforming!
Spin around the stage, the lights go out
New Year's music sounds. Everyone is getting ready to celebrate the New Year.
FATHER FROST: Are the gifts for the kids ready?
SNOWFLAKES: (with gifts) Ready!
FATHER FROST: Diapers for New Years?
SNOW BABA, METELITSA: (with packing of diapers) There is!
FATHER FROST: DJ?
HARE: (with headphones) New Year is rushing to us, everything will happen soon! And the star above us will light up at midnight! Yo!
FATHER FROST: Well done! Snow Maiden? Have you already prepared for the New Year?
SNOW MAIDEN: Of course, Grandpa, everything is ready for a long time! The palace is covered with white snow, the windows are decorated with snowflakes! Ice toys are frozen!
FATHER FROST: (looks at his watch) Readiness number 1 !!!
(everyone freezes, the chimes ring out, on the 6th beat there is a stomp, whinnying, a troika of "horses" "flies out" on the stage, they bring a basket with New Year. A child's cry is heard)
ALL: Hooray!!! NEW YEAR HAS COME !!!