We wish you on your birthday
To make everything come true.
I had enough strength to work
Left for love.

Anniversary birthday
We send warm greetings.
Love - sea, happiness, money
And health for a hundred years.

I ate and drank
I almost gave birth!
I will eat and drink more
To recoup the gift.

We all congratulate you
And we wish, as always,
Happiness, joy, good luck
And you live up to a hundred years.

Be happy, unharmed
And you live a long century
Our beloved, our dear,
The best person!

We do not wish you money -
You will earn them yourself
After all, it's not about money, Vasya, happiness,
The main thing is that the house is standing.

There is wine on the table
A whole bottle
Happy birthday, congratulations
We are (name) darling!

The steamer sails along the Volga,
And a motorboat down the Ob.
Happy Birthday
And we wish you love!

I’m for your birthday
I will give three roses.
May your eyes be happy
They shine like stars.

The birthday girl is with us
A brisk caliber.
Let her be on Miss Universe
They will choose the first "bowl".

So what, what is fifty?
So what, what grandma?
It's all the same for us - a girl
And for the husband - sweetheart.

Brought to the anniversary
Congratulations from friends
Receive gifts -
Pour a glass!

We all went mountains
And steep banks.
We wish you happiness
And two bags of gifts.

Birthday, let's face it,
The holiday is wonderful
Therefore, we give ditties
We will do our best!

So that you smile sweetly
All sparkled with joy
So that your dreams come true
Life seemed sweet!

Congratulations to your
I make it public:
I want to wish love
Well, and sex in particular!

We wish you a birthday
An immense bag
So that he was full of rubles
A trifle, but nice!

Forty years - what a date
Only half of my life lived.
We want to live richly
So that I wanted and could.

To walk down the street
We must take the boots.
May forever young
There will be your legs.

Congratulations on your anniversary
Our hero of the day,
We wish you happiness, joy,
Don't ask about anything else.

There are candles burning on the cake
A certain number,
Do not count how many years
Our majesty!

So that you do not go on foot -
I will give a car!
You will ride the Oka.
Guess which hand?

The doctor pulled out of the kidneys
The stones are huge.
You have stones
Only precious ones.

Tractor eats solarium
Boeing loves kerosene
Let me congratulate you
Happy birthday!

Make your lips a bow
Make the curbs a house
On your birthday you will be yours
The cutest gnome!

Victory woman, mystery woman
I wish you the sweetest life.
Take your wishes for happiness soon
After all, today is an important anniversary in life.

Let the minutes run and the years fly
And in my soul seventeen will be forever.
I wish to save your invisible light
Let him warm the heart for many, many years.

Let nothing grieve you
Let it be light in your soul.
Native people surround
You are given affection and warmth.

Do not know sadness and disease.
Be cheerful, young.
May your cheerfulness not disappear,
Any day will be happy.

Let fate give gifts.
Bow to you, glory and honor!
We wish you to be always on top.
You are 60, hurray! Forward!

We congratulate you on your anniversary.
A wonderful age - sixty.
Today we do not regret words
And wishes fly.

Health, strength, comfort in the house,
More grandchildren, less troubles.
Let the young heart sing
Giving us all a radiant light.

Congratulations on the anniversary!
You are sixty today.
I will not regret kind words,
They will only confirm
That you are as beautiful as a rose,
Light, full of tenderness.
I wish the tears
Only with joy they flowed.

You're sixty today
Such a round and quivering date!
Well, your eyes, as they burn in youth,
And you are still the same as you once were!

May this day be filled with warmth
After all, your loved ones will be near today!
Let the laughter of your grandchildren fill your house
And let happiness wait for you everywhere!

You are sixty today
But don't be upset.
You are sixty today
And you smile at everyone.

We wish you health
And more money
Luck, light
And longer life.

Let the children delight
They always help
And let the grandchildren
Do not deliver.

And these wrinkles
At your clever eyes
They only say
About your young years.

Dance with everyone
Don't spare your legs
Live to be a hundred
God bless you.

Your smile glows like 20.
In the eyes of a particle of eternal kindness.
You need to smile more often
There is so much latitude in your heart!

Today is the anniversary - 60 passed
Such happy, fleeting years.
As if a moment flashed by
But only the trace of life did not melt!

Still everything will be - there will be happiness in life,
Only take better care of your health.
They love you so much
You surprise us all with youth.

You are sixty - what a wonderful age!
The eyes are laughing, and the soul is singing
How do you manage it so easily -
Shamelessly younger from year to year?

It would seem that according to all earthly laws
You can't argue and joke over the years,
But you adamantly refuted them,
And we ought to learn from you to live!

May your laughter be filled with happiness,
And every day is brighter and more fun,
And let it be celebrated on a grand scale
Another hundred years is your every anniversary!

Sixty. Little girls are flying.
Sixty. Years fly by.
It's too early to put an end to it.
You are beautiful, yes, yes, yes!

Be healthy, be surprised
Do something, don't be bored
Relax and have fun
Get high from life!

We have no doubts, friends,
What ditties should be sung!
Once you came to your birthday-
There is nothing to sit in silence!

We came empty
And practically on foot
To make it easier for your feet to dance
Have a walk with us!

But, fuck you! It was not there-
So the hostess fed
That we can't dance yet,
We can only sing ditties!

You, dear Tanyusha,
You give us the tone of life!
Pretty so-
You may not want to, but you will sing!

You are good for everyone
Tell me, what's the secret?
You always look beautiful
In the morning, in the evening and in the afternoon!

We'll sit down for a minute
Let's raise a toast for you!
And now seriously, in earnest
We will kiss you!

We will not hide, but we have funny ditties for you. Be sure to use them

You, my dear, are only 55!
I hasten to congratulate you on your anniversary!
I wish you always keep up with everything,
So that good luck will come to you soon!
Let the evil tongues fall off
Let love quickly fly on wings!
Friends are always in everything to help
So that all your desires come true!

The date is round so-
Two fives now
Congratulations from the bottom of our hearts
And we wish you
It was happiness to the fullest
The state grew
To in life and career
Necessarily lucky.

Two by five, two by five
Here's fifty-five for you.
I'm still young in my soul
But it's time to retire.

I wish you an anniversary
Many dear guests
And wealth and goodness,
So that spring blooms in my soul.

Two fives means only 10!
Let's forget that 5

Guests, dear guests,
Look at me!
Sixty? To hell with you!
I'm still so young!

You are celebrating the anniversary
So you have fun with all the heart!
And we will sing ditties
Let's have a great time!

How old are you?
Sixty?! Don't be gaps!
You're twenty-five again
You are a grandma berry again!

Pour a full glass
Drink for yourself
And make a wish
Expect his execution!

Sixty is not yet an age!
Sixty, eh, made fun!
This is how it will be one hundred and ninety,
Then we'll talk!

Let's dance together
We will celebrate the holiday.
We will stamp our feet
We will clap our hands!

Eh, today we are walking
Eh, we celebrate in full!
Does your head hurt in the morning?
But it was fun yesterday!

All the tables are full of food
The tables are just breaking!
And we just sat down once,
Oh, and they ate everything right away!

We do not drink mineral water,
We take care of the mineral water!
Everyone needs her in the morning
This healing water!

Soon it’s midnight, and we have
This is just the beginning.
Our lovely neighbors
Let no one be offended at us!

If they ask, where have you been?
I’ll say straight, not melting.
I celebrated the anniversary!
I never knew better than a holiday!

Birthday, let's face it,
The holiday is wonderful
Therefore, we give ditties
We will do our best!

We have funny ditties
Singing is not at all lazy,
Let the jokes amuse
With a good joke on one side!

So that you smile sweetly
All sparkled with joy
So that your dreams come true
Life seemed sweet!

Oops, oops,
We're ready again
Have fun and joke
To give you a compliment.

You are so beautiful
It's a lovely sight.
All rivals, sighing,
They are defeated.

You don't need a diet
Fitness is also useless
How can you not look, queen,
Fit everything and everything to the face.

Legs are super, kind of what you need,
And the figure is just class,
To be with you, fate's reward,
You are the delight of our eyes!

Ditties for a woman's anniversary, ditties for a man's anniversary, ditties for a colleague's anniversary. Anniversary ditties for every taste! Cool ditties for the anniversary.

ANNIVERSARY PIECES FOR HOLIDAYS

Ditties for the anniversary 20, 25, 30, 35, 40, 45, 50, 55, 60, 65, 70, 75, 80 years

Who is there closest to the bottle?
Pour the birthday girl (ku)!
We drink to your health
Drink to your friends!

In the alleys, the smoke of acacia trees
Inspires novelty ...
It's good when seventeen
It's good when it's spring!

Silk behind the gate of leaves,
There the fog and rain have passed!
It's good when we're thirty
Autumn is good too.

The blizzard is angry outside the window
And snowflakes of commotion.
It's good when you are forty,
It's good when it's winter.

We want you, Vanyusha,
Wish on your birthday
To have a lot of money
And so you can dance.

We wish you a birthday
So that fate does not bypass,
Gave a lot of money
And I gave you a wife!

Anniversary booklets
I'll wrap it in a film -
Each has a dozen portraits
My darling.

At San Sanych's feast -
Knocked over fifty.
Although he is bald and chipped,
Loves to walk with girls.

I’m for your birthday
I will give three roses.
May your eyes be happy
They shine like stars.

Steamers, steamers.

Oh, you steamers.

Let them go back now

Girlfriend, your years old.

Anniversary worries,

You have tired me!

I'm going on maternity leave

For the next three days!

Eh, one more time
Knock out the cork
Knock down our Anniversary
Yes, a full stack!

Stretch the fur, accordion,
Eh, play, play it!
Lyubasha has a birthday,
Drink, don't talk!

Half a century has passed
Fifty years since then
How I fell in love, how I got married
How I live with you alone.

We all went mountains
And steep banks.
We wish you happiness
And two bags of gifts.

Funny ditties for the anniversary

I walked on the forest side
The jubilee was running after me:
Spat on his bald head
And sent to the devil!

Forty years - what a date
Only half of my life lived.
We want to live richly
So that I wanted and could.

I'm sitting on a log
I look at the sun.
And you, my friend, I wish
On the sea beach lie.

We do not wish you money -
You will earn them yourself
After all, it's not about money, Vasya, happiness,
The main thing is that the house is standing.

Comic ditties for the anniversary

And Lyubasha is cheerful,
And beautiful and slender,
I called people here
To celebrate the anniversary!

We all congratulate you
And we wish, as always,
Happiness, joy, good luck
And you live up to a hundred years.

How old was she -
It's not a secret at all!
She will always be twenty years old,
Even at eighty years old!

A tank is driving through the village

The cannon is on display.

It's a pity that our anniversaries

Cope every five years!

I applied to the State Duma

With one sentence:

To make your anniversary

All-Russian weekend!

Volga river is deep

Beats the shores with waves.

The jubilee is clear,

You are very dear to us!

Funny ditties for the anniversary

Hello, dear guests,
A feast is waiting for you all,
Eat, drink as much as you like
For my health.

There are many anniversaries today,
Anniversaries too,
But we congratulate that
Who is dearer to us than all.

I want to congratulate you
And pat on the shoulder.
Let them give you gifts
Just like Yakubovich.

Birthday is a holiday of childhood
Even though you are fifty,.
We will give a rattle
You will play it.

I wish everyone a cutie
And you - a fashion model.
If he forgets the key at home
It will crawl under the door into the gap.

The sun is shining outside the window
And birds fly.
For the ladies present
Let's drink a glass!

The godfather announced to the godfather:
You and I are now relatives
Come when you want
Stay with me.

The doctor pulled out of the kidneys
Fenced stones.
You have stones
Only precious ones.

We sat in the evening
They amused themselves with beer.
That would be our birthdays
We did it all year round.

Don't swear or bark
On our anniversary
We will pour you moonshine -
It will be more fun.

At fifty

The songs sound good.

Come back in a year

Forty nine to celebrate.

We have no doubts, friends,
What ditties should be sung!
Once you came to your birthday -
There is nothing to sit in silence!

How old are you - I don't know
And why should I know this,
There are candles on a huge cake
You can take and count!

Steamers, steamers.
Oh, you steamers.
Let them go back now
My friend, your years.

Games, contests, gifts
Your birthday is not in vain!
Today is a holiday for you -
Red day of the calendar!

Eh, what are our years -
We are alive by nature!
What should we look in the passport -
We'd better sing songs!

We haven't eaten for ten days
And did not drink eight,
We will eat everything at the table
We will ask for additional additions!

But, fuck you! It was not there -
So the hostess fed
That we can't dance yet,
We can only sing ditties!

The cook makes cutlets
The horse makes dung.
I came for birthday
But I didn't bring a gift!

The phone never stops
From calls and sms.
Birthday picks up
Interest in a person!

You need coal to
Maintain combustion.
And friends are needed for that
To drink at the birthday party!

We came for birthday
Sing and have fun
To cheer you up
And forget a little.

Who is there closest to the bottle?
Pour the birthday girl (ku)!
We drink to your health
Drink to your friends!

We were all called to the restaurant,
The birthday was celebrated.
Would also note
Yes, health is nothing ...

I ate and drank
I almost gave birth!
I will eat and drink more
To recoup the gift.

Don't grieve, since it's your birthday
You can't eat anymore yourself.
You quietly jam
Put it in your pocket!

Ditties from the hero of the day

Hello, dear guests,
A feast is waiting for you all,
Eat, drink as much as you like
For my health.

Oh, thank you mommy -
She gave birth to me in July!
Get together guys
Into the forest with me for barbecue.

Fifty or twenty five -
What's the difference?
Equally men
I fall in love with myself!

Congratulatory chastooshkas with wishes

There is a mare on the mountain
Harrow under the mountain.
Happy Birthday!
Pour some more wine!

The steamer sails along the Volga,
And a motorboat down the Ob.
Happy Birthday
And we wish you love!

We all went mountains
And steep banks.
We wish you happiness
And two bags of gifts.

I wish everyone a cutie
And you - a fashion model.
If he forgets the key at home
It will crawl under the door into the gap.

Be happy, unharmed
And you live a long century
Our beloved, our dear,
The best person!

There's a picture on the wall
There is a sailboat in the picture.
May you need it less often
There will be a syringe and a thermometer.

Galoshes are floating on the river
Four pieces in a row.
May all the horoscopes for you
Only joy promises.

So that the heart does not hurt
My head was not spinning
Rest boldly today
And quit your business!

We wish you a birthday
So that fate does not bypass,
Gave a lot of money
And I gave you a wife!

Forty years - what a date
Only half of my life lived.
We want to live richly
So that I wanted and could.

We wish you a birthday
A lot of happiness and love!
If you need to drink vodka,
Just call us!

We wish you on your birthday
To make everything come true.
I had enough strength to work
Left for love.

There is a vegetable garden near the house,
In the garden of the garden ...
The birthday boy is dear.
Always be in order!

Birthday boy, take care
Body, soul, nerves.
Let them rustle in your pocket
Dollars and euros!

Congratulations to your
I make it public:
I want to wish love
Well, and sex in particular!

Here we have prepared the coolest ditties for a 55-year-old woman's anniversary. Everyone knows that the 55th anniversary is the first after half a century. This means he is one of the most awaited. And you need to mark it so that everyone has fun. And ditties will help you with this.

Two fives stood in a row
And they are looking at us!
Hey madama come out
Congratulations, accept!

Congratulations on your anniversary
Our dear!
And we wish to receive
The pension is just like that!

We will have fun
"Anneal" from the heart!
We celebrate the anniversary
And see off to retirement!

We will sing ditties
And of course we will pour it for everyone!
You need to drink to the end
So that there was happiness ... a lot!

Congratulations on your anniversary,
We wish you all the best!
Well, to make everything come true,
Drink, eat everything!

At what point to perform ditties, you will be prompted by this one for a 55-year-old woman's anniversary. In addition to ditties, it contains poems, scenes and much more.

All the people have fun
The anniversary is celebrating.
After all, today is our lady,
Celebrates fiftieth anniversary!

I'll drink a glass, I'll have a snack,
And I will sing ditties for you.
Sing along with me
Don't lag behind me!

I ate some sausage
The cat tied after me.
Sniffs me everywhere
And the sausage is already in me!

We will, we will dance
We will dance until the morning.
Feet "buzz" in the morning,
But they still want to dance!

I'll drink a glass to the bottom,
Don't look at me!
You'd better take an example,
Empty your glasses!

And if I do something wrong, Lord, erase my memory forever and ever! Amen! VED .. birth is a good date, But always a little sad. Because our best years in life are flying by unnoticed. Birthday is a special date, This holiday can not be compared with anything, Someone smart once invented the joy of giving to the birthday man. The joy of meeting, smiles, hopes, Wishes for health, warmth, For happiness to be cloudless, So that things are successful! (Well, now, when we have all filled our glasses, the floor is given to the head of department No. 10 of the UFK ....) When gifts are handed over, You are supposed to have a drink. Is there a snack? Of course, of course! it won't hurt us, it won't spoil the look. And it will significantly increase everyone's appetite. (Raises a glass (pause music). Well, while you are eating and drinking, of course, there are those among you who adhere to the principle "between the 1st and 2nd interval is not large", I would like to inform you about the forecast of today's celebration (to music). Cloudy, jubilee champagne hurricane expected today. The temperature above the table is 40, the air is filled with fun. At night there is fog in my head, in the morning it may clear up. They also say that they do not go to a strange monastery with their own rules, and therefore I want to read out the rules of conduct for today's celebration for some guests: 1. All guests should be cheerful and resourceful, that is, find a drink when everything is already drunk. 2. It is forbidden to pronounce the words: "Where is so much going into you?", "Don't drink!", "Don't shout!", "Let's go home ...". 3. It is allowed to say: "I love you!", "I respect you!", "Pour!" 4. Do not gather under the table for more than three and follow the traffic rules. 5. After the anniversary, it is allowed to leave the premises only through the doors - do not use windows, vents and other openings for this purpose. Grandma and Dedka (Characters in the costumes of Grandma and Dedka with red folders in their hands very importantly go to the middle of the hall). Grandfather: Comrades-citizens, now we must open the official part, Therefore, I and my Baba have the floor for the report. Grandma: Today, let us not be condemned, We will have to use foul language With all these people. Grandfather: Our family has long deigned to guess, How will we congratulate the hero of the day? Mityunya offered - to Alla Pugachev. Grandma: well, Lenukha is the daughter of Lizovetin - Natasha Koroleva.

Anniversary script 55 years

As expected, we will prepare for the anniversary in advance and carefully. First, we will decorate the rooms with balloons, garlands, flags and posters. On the balls, you can write many different wishes, and on the flags, each guest will write his wish (this can be done in advance, or it can be done upon arrival of guests, so that they are immediately intrigued on the doorstep). Also, we are seriously preparing for competitions, we buy everything that is bought and we do everything that can be done by ourselves. Let's pay attention to music, which plays an important role. It is necessary to choose the appropriate melodies for various competitions, for toasts, for dances, etc.

The presenter must be ready for everything and armed with all the requisites in advance.

When the guests arrive and take their seats, the event begins!

Leading:

We are very happy to congratulate you

Happy anniversary date

Accept a reward from us

And congratulations from relatives and friends

May your bright smile always shine

And there will be a cheerful mood

Don't crawl through life like a snail

May the soul always be as young

Let the lights of life shine in your eyes

And the days are carefree, fun

Let business not let you get bored

May everyone congratulate you on your anniversary today!

First of all, the word for congratulations is given to relatives, and then to friends and colleagues. This, an important process, should be monitored by the presenter and so that he does not miss or miss anyone.

Leading:

Our dear birthday girl, remember always: life is a game. And it is important not how long it lasted, but how it was played.

Someone raises a toast from relatives.

Leading:

Now let's plunge a little into history and meet famous centenarians!

Our list is deservedly headed by the legendary personality of Ancient China, the alleged creator of the world, who, according to legends, grew by 8 meters in a day and lived up to 18 thousand years. His name was Pan Ku.

Methuselah himself lived for 969 years.

930 - Adam supposedly lived.

300 - Nestor, what he owes to Apollo.

The Chinese philosopher Lao Tzu lived for 200 years.

These data are hard to verify, but let's take their word for it. And now from reliable sources:

Charten, a resident of Hungary, lived for 19 years.

185 is a man named Kitahi from Iran.

Baba berry again!

You just go through life

Always be happy with everything!

Come out quickly to the dance

Look at us now!

On your beautiful anniversary

Pour some vodka for us!

I sincerely wish you

There is a lot of happiness and kindness!

I accept

A kiss from you!

Leading:

We are all educated people, but do we know the alphabet?

From the letter A, and further alphabetically, the player begins a congratulation phrase on the occasion that guests have gathered. For example: A - Aibolit congratulates our hero of the day! B - Be careful, the cake will be brought out soon! B - Let's drink to the hero of the occasion! It is especially fun when the game comes to G, F, P, S, L, B. The prize goes to the one who comes up with the funniest phrase. And receives a medal as a gift "The smartest"

Leading:

I see that intellectuals and merry fellows have gathered at this festive table. Now I want to know if you can dance ... in unusual conditions. I invite four participants.

You need to perform the dance without getting up from the chair. There must be four participants in the competition. The four guests come out, taking chairs, to the center of the room. March, waltz, Latin American rhythms, twist, rock and roll sound alternately. Participants perform appropriate dances. The winner is chosen together and then awarded a medal. "For the best dance performance".

Leading:

And now everyone is dancing!

At this moment, the main task of the leader is to raise everyone to dance. The music should play the most ordinary, but when everyone is already dancing on the dance floor, the song "Merry Ducklings" starts. And the presenter reports that he is being held on the most skillful and cheerful duckling.

Everybody performs the "Merry Ducklings" dance, and the host determines the winner and presents him with a medal "Incendiary and cheerful duckling".

Leading:

Now let's hold a very interesting competition for sleight of hand and the ability to tie scarves!

All handkerchiefs are gathered, the main thing is that there is enough for all the participants. Think it over in advance. Those who wish are divided into two teams, stand in a line one after the other, (in two columns) each has a scarf in his hands. Convenient and interesting if everyone builds MZHMZH. On command, the second player from the back ties a scarf to the first one, as it turns out (it is strictly forbidden to correct or help each other), then the third to the second, etc. The last player ties the penultimate one and triumphantly shouts “ready!”. The whole team turns to face the opponent. After a long fun, the jury evaluates anything: speed, quality, who's funnier, that's what the theme of the event is. The main thing is funny and fun, have time to photograph it all!

Leading:

Attention attention! A charming and charming woman dropped by for our holiday. Meet the master of magic and gypsy sciences, professor of fortune-telling, unpredictable and inimitable ... Marfa Ivanovna! Applause!

Gypsy:

Wai-wai, what a wonderful company! Ooh, how much food and booze, oh, what kind of men are there! Take me into your pleasant company too. (Sits down at the table.) It was for nothing that the deushka called minya a professor. Yes, I am a union leader. I can predict the future. I know the fate of all the guests of this house. Gilded the pen, I will tell you everything, what is, what was, what will be, what should be feared, what gifts to expect from fate, I will tell you all the secrets ...

The gypsy woman comes up to the guests one by one and tells them their future: someone is waiting for the purchase of a jeep, someone is expecting a mother-in-law's arrival, someone is the birth of another child, someone is moving, someone is being promoted, etc. But the more fun the better. And to the hero of the day, the gypsy will guess longevity, health, many grandchildren and great-grandchildren, a Mercedes and a dacha to boot.

After the fortune-telling, everyone raises a glass to the future and the hero of the day.

Leading:

I also know that you can predict fate by drawing out a lucky or unlucky ticket. Martha Ivanovna, you are a professor in this field. What do you tell us?

Gypsy:

And such a fortune-telling is known to me! Here I have tickets. Padhadite, daragye guests, good people, pull the pieces of paper. What is written on them will certainly come true ...

As tickets, you can use an astrological forecast or clippings from newspaper articles pasted on small pieces of paper, but it is better to print all this and cut it neatly so that it is clear and understandable.

You can invent it yourself, it all depends on your imagination.

Gypsy (after divination):

Now everyone knows their future. Well, I have nothing more to do here. I'll go to the camp, the children are tired of waiting, and my husband is strict, stern, does not like it when I get excited at work ... Everyone is happy! And I wish the hero of the day and his family happiness, prosperity, health and prosperity! I will drink a glass on the path for the hospitable owners of this house and for their guest! ..

The evening continues, the feast and fiery dances are in full swing! ©

Scenario of the anniversary of 55 years old woman

Scenario of the anniversary of 55 years old woman

Script host: Good evenings, bright smiles!

And health, peace that is unsteady,

Host: Family for a woman - her romance and drama!

But, the main role is - WIFE!

Strong fist, strong back ...

With him Natasha is the queen,

Leading. Even if today is not a wedding,

Skill - there's nothing to lose

Show us, happy husband,

(Slow music turns on)

Leading. And now, without stopping -

Go into the circle - dance!

And kiss, don’t do the hack!

The skill needs to be consolidated!

After a short dance part, the presenter gives the floor to the rest of the relatives.

Host: Who remembers the birthday girl as a baby?

So here they are - wonderful father and mother!

(parent's word)

And for whom, Natasha is a mother,

Daughter-in-law, sister-in-law, sister

We stand in a row - do not waste time -

We wish her well soon!

(all the remaining relatives congratulate).

Then they sing a song to her (the presenter distributes the text, each one a sheet) to the tune: "Let them run awkwardly ..."

Let our years run

Become only more beautiful!

Wave them goodbye!

We adore you

We wish you happiness

I'd love to have a drink with you!

Host: The age of two fives in our country is associated with retirement. Yes, I didn’t make a reservation, it was with admission, because all our lives we go somewhere - in the nursery group of a kindergarten, in the first grade, in the first year of university ...

And today we will accept our Natasha into the nursery pension group. And entertainers from the club "Farewell to youth, we fall into childhood" will help us in this!

Room - by the guests. Costumes of "entertainers" - trousers rolled up to the knee, jackets turned inside out and "bandanas" made of napkins or towels - 2 artistic men.

Name-no - us, our Natakha,

It's so much fun in retirement that dying doesn't get up!

Host: Yes, in my opinion, it's too early for a birthday girl to be in such a company, let her work a little more. After all, colleagues love and appreciate her, but how, they will now tell you themselves! (A word to colleagues).

Host: Our birthday girl was preparing for the anniversary - she laid a hearty table, invited guests ...

But the guests did not stand aside either - in addition to gifts, they prepared a surprise for her! Natasha - you are already a big girl and you can already quite enjoy the male striptease. We meet - the highlight of the program - Tarzan.

Number "Striptease".

Required: 1 very brave man - Tarzan - able to pull on flesh-colored tights and thongs (you can also over the trousers) and bare the torso. A curly wig is desirable. On top of all this "splendor" a long robe is put on, which is thrown off in the process of singing. The movements are arbitrary, the funnier the better.

1 - "Natasha Koroleva" - a guest of any gender in a bra over clothes and a mini-skirt.

Tarzan: I came to you today,

Show excellent striptease,

I thought you were free

And that my husband is not at home ...

Show a secret

Our secret with you ...

Enter "Natasha Koroleva": I believe you, Tarzanchik,

What are you going to work!

But I came to check on you -

You're not at work!

Tarzan: This is my job,

Give a striptease to the people

Show the beauty of men,

To make your head spin ...

"Queen" Well dance, rather beloved,

Show how strong you are

And then all the words are words,

The undressed "Tarzan" in tights and thongs over the trousers gives the birthday girl flowers or a heart-shaped balloon, circles her in her arms.

You can also look for the script for the 55th anniversary here:

• Comic congratulations on the anniversary to a 55-year-old woman
• Scene for the 55th anniversary "At the refrigerator at night"
• Scene for the 55th anniversary "Millionaires"
• Scene for the 55th anniversary "At the Zoo"
• Scenario of the anniversary of 55 years old woman (2)

Scenario for the anniversary of a 55 years old woman, with a 55th birthday

Leading:

I greet all people

That are gathered here today

And so that it was more fun for us,

I ask you to consider something:

No way, don't hesitate,

I ask you to sing and dance

And so that participation in competitions,

Could you take it too!

Let the wine flow like a river

He's not to be counted here today

There are also a lot of snacks,

I can't read them all

Okay, everything, now about the main thing,

I ask you to clap your hands,

Meet our Anniversary,

She deserves the best phrases!

(applause, Anniversary enters)

Leading:

Well, here she came to us,

She is beautiful, good by herself,

We will meet her for everything "100",

Pour wine into her glass

(pours and brings, the glass should be special, for this you can engrave 55 in advance, or stick a sticker)

And you need to drink to the bottom,

So that fate is sweet

So that happiness has no boundaries

Well, in the shower,

Let the birds sing!

(drinks, applause)

And now, our bow to you,

And such a diploma from us,

You honestly deserve it,

You are incomparable and beautiful!

(presents the diploma of "the best woman" or similar topics, it can be purchased in a specialized gift shop)

And, of course, flowers

After all, you are just as good

Blossom, smell for joy

Having created only sweetness in our souls!

(The jubilee is presented with flowers, and she takes her place at the table)

Leading:

Now we'll all pour the wine

And we'll drain the glass to the bottom

So that (name) was happy

And also, her whole family!

(musical break, meal)

Leading:

You promised me all to sing,

Well, let's do it,

I ask you all to fly to me,

Take part in the song!

Congratulatory song, alteration to the tune: "Black Cat".

(Performed by friends)

Verse # 1

We came to your house today

To tell you (name) about

That today everything is in your honor

Anniversary today is yours!

Chorus:

And we wish you

So that it was only like this

Verse # 2

55, here's the date, hurray,

I wish it would always be

So that we all gather at the table,

So that there is always a whole house for guests!

Chorus:

And we wish you

So that she is the happiest on earth

So that it was only like this

And so that my heart and my husband beat only to the beat!

Leading:

What can I say to me: well done,

You are daring to sing songs,

Now it's time to pour

And congratulations to say!

I give the floor to all the relatives and friends of our dear (name)!

(congratulations from relatives)

Leading:

Let's sing and dance

Our holiday will be walking

And let the wine pour here

Let any guest drink here!

(meal)

Leading:

We ate, we got drunk

We've all talked about it here,

Now we need some movement

There will be dances - exercises!

Everyone dances!

(musical pause)

Leading:

So we shake our food and get hungry,

Well, now let's go to the table,

If we tried so hard!

Now is the time to tell your friends

All your congratulations,

You can't live without this,

It's birthday!

(friends congratulate, meal)

Leading:

Now I ask everyone who wants

Who will help me in such matters,

Now I will hold a competition,

I will make everyone laugh and surprise!

Contest

The competition is called: "Apples". It needs 3 people. Each is given a table, a chair, on the table there is a basin with water and apples. Participants sit in chairs, they are blindfolded and, on command, without the help of hands, they have to pull apples out of the pelvis with their teeth. The one who completed the task faster is the winner. Prize: a box of apple juice.

Leading:

Thank you for your presentation,

For our sense of wonder

Now it's time to go to the table again,

Raise your glass for everyone!

(musical break, meal)

Leading:

Thank you all for coming,

Thank you all for the congratulations,

They were all needed

And everyone is worthy of surprise!

Well, now I'm Anniversary,

I want to say my words:

Let the age be a little older

But you are young at heart,

Let it be in life, whatever you want

May all dreams come true

After all, you are only worth the best

Thank you for being you!

Galina Petrova

Anniversary 55 years woman / anniversary scenarios

Leading the script: Good evenings, bright smiles!

Happiness to all those who are sitting at the table,

Love and health, peace that is unsteady,

Let's start the fun scenario today!

Today our Natasha (conditional name) is 55 years old, but I like to call this date that way - 25 years with thirty years of experience! After all, a woman with such an open look and a sincere smile is always as old as she wants to show to others.

The date is just as great as our birthday girl, for whose charming smile I propose to drink the first glass.

Leading: Family for a woman is her romance and drama!

Casting a different woman is important:

And a loving daughter, a mother with a decent experience,

But, the main role is - WIFE!

Have husband. Read: "Armored Knight"

Strong fist, strong back ...

With him Natasha is the queen,

Leading: Even if today is not a wedding,

Skill - there's nothing to lose

Show us, happy husband,

Forgot how to kiss? (husband kisses the birthday girl)

Slow music starts

Leading : And now, without stopping -

Go into the circle - dance!

And kiss, don’t do the hack!

The skill needs to be consolidated!

After a short dance part, the presenter gives the floor to the rest of the relatives.

Leading: Who remembers the birthday girl as a baby?

So here they are - wonderful father and mother!

We want to hear about the birthday girl's childhood!

Parents, it's your turn to congratulate!

(parent's word)

And for whom, Natasha is a mother,

Daughter-in-law, sister-in-law, sister

We stand in a row - do not waste time -

We wish her well soon!

(all the remaining relatives congratulate).

Then they sing a song to her (the presenter distributes the text, each one a sheet) to the tune: "Let them run awkwardly ..."

Let our years run

Become only more beautiful!

Wave them goodbye!

We adore you

We wish you a sea of ​​happiness

I'd love to have a drink with you!

Leading: The age of two fives in our country is associated with retirement. Yes, I didn’t make a reservation, just with admission, because all our lives we go somewhere - in the nursery group of a kindergarten, in the first grade, in the first year of the university ... And today we will accept our Natasha into the nursery pension group. And entertainers from the club "Farewell to youth, we fall into childhood" will help us in this!

Room - by the guests. Costumes of "entertainers" - trousers rolled up to the knee, jackets turned inside out and "bandanas" made of napkins or towels - 2 artistic men.

They rap at the pace “Party at Detsel’s at home, the whole area is walking ...”, they make typical old man's gestures, at the same time imitate a break, “turn on” the audience.

Name-no - us, our Natakha,

We came to congratulate her today with Pasha!

We will congratulate her with all our hearts today,

It's so much fun in retirement that dying doesn't get up!

After all, you can send all the bosses to letters,

A wonderful pension on hairpins all down!

You no longer go to work, Natakha, don't go!

After all, the best moments await you ahead!

Leading: Yes, in my opinion, it's too early for a birthday girl to be in such a company, let her work some more. After all, colleagues love and appreciate her, but how, they will now tell you themselves! (A word to colleagues).

Leading: Our birthday girl was preparing for the anniversary - she laid a hearty table, invited guests ...

But the guests did not stand aside either - in addition to gifts, they prepared a surprise for her! Natasha - you are already a big girl and you can already quite enjoy the male striptease. We meet - the highlight of the program - Tarzan.

Number "Striptease".

Requires: 1 very brave man - Tarzan - able to pull on large flesh-colored tights and thongs (you can also over the trousers ) and bare the torso. A curly wig is desirable. On top of all this "splendor" a long robe is put on, which is thrown off in the process of singing. The movements are arbitrary, the funnier the better.

1 - "Natasha Koroleva" - a guest of any gender in a bra over clothes and a mini-skirt.

To the motive "Of course, I believe you ..."

Tarzan: I came to you today

Show excellent striptease,

I thought you were free

And that my husband is not at home ...

Show a secret

Our secret with you ...

Enters "Natasha Koroleva": I believe you, Tarzanchik,

What are you going to work!

But I came to check on you -

You're not at work!

Tarzan: This is my job

Give a striptease to the people

Show the beauty of men,

To make your head spin ...

"Queen": Well dance, rather my beloved,

Show how strong you are

And then all the words are words,

(addressing the audience) Am I wrong?

The undressed "Tarzan" in tights and thongs over the trousers gives the birthday girl flowers or a heart-shaped balloon, circles her in her arms.