Seeing off the woman's retirement scenario comic. Handing over a comic pension certificate

SCENARIO "WIRING FOR PENSION"
Host: Today is an important day. Today our honored (full name) goes on vacation. All your friends and relatives accompany you on this journey.
There are many people on this day
I have gathered for your holiday.
We accompany you to rest,
It just so happened in life.
And so as not to succumb to sadness,
We repeat again and again:
Rest is our happiness!
Everyone is ready to rest.
Host 2: You have worked hard and for a long time, you have earned the honor and the right to rest. Now we will remember this day and think of you as an example.
Pension may scare someone
Worse than seeing a dentist.
But do not judge (name) you harshly.
We will dance cha-cha-cha today.
How to earn retirement? Maybe each of us will succeed in this. But our pensioner goes there with a sense of accomplishment.
Next, you need to list the main dates of the pensioner's activity. It is necessary to list as many details as possible, starting with kindergarten. Find photos, simulate slideshows and show them to everyone present. For example:
Host 1: In the preparatory group in ... year I began to study .... (description of the child). He was smart, tenacious and funny. (Name) entered kindergarten - also a description, for example - a child of average height, in the prime of life, with excellent prospects. I entered the school number ... of the city ... (Name, surname, patronymic), who knew how to draw, read with expression and do push-ups on the uneven bars.
When listing the dates, you need to publicize the cases in as much detail as possible. For example, show diplomas, name merits, participation in amateur performances, victories in some kind of competitions, character traits. List friends, classmates, fellow students, etc. Briefly describe them.
When the place comes to describe work achievements, be sure to list them starting from the year of work. Briefly describe the profession itself. Read the verse:
We respect you as a person
You are very brave and kind.
Everyone can have numbers for the century,
That they won't be old at all.
We congratulate you today, because the rest
From now on it has come for you.
In words they will sound, impregnable and proud,
We wish you more strength!
For the speech that will be dedicated to the school, this dedication:
We enter school with hope.
Will the plan come true in life?
We dream about ours, as before.
Let everyone decide the fate for himself.
We gathered today, because the reason
It was provided to us today.
Everyone can be young at heart
So that, like in school, there was a lot of strength.
Host 2: Dear (full name), today our task is to report on your achievements. But we also want to give you a gift. Today is a special day. We give you our gift and want you to remember this day by using this (item name).
Further, there should be a logical rationale why the pensioner is given this particular gift. You can compose something with humor, but according to the occasion.
Host 1: So we shared our mood. It is solemn and sublime. And now we provide an opportunity to speak out to the trade union committee.
PROFKOM: Dear pensioner,
We congratulate you from the bottom of our hearts in chorus.
You are a constant example for us!
You cannot express a reproach to life.
We are not expecting you to work tomorrow!
Let your holiday start brighter.
Soon, too, we will come to the ranks
Those who solves the problem of pensions.
Host 1: We want to congratulate you on joining the special ranks. This is not an army, but pensioners also have their own teams. For example - "Grandchildren", or "To the garden". We are giving you such a pension-type ticket. Now you are in a special army.
There is applause. They give a comic army-type ticket for pensioners.
Host 2. And now let's loudly shout a triple hurray. With wires to retire!
A three-fold brisk Hurray should sound.

SCENARIO PENSION WIRES FOR A MAN-ANNIVERSARY FOR 60TH ANNIVERSARY
Scenario of a 60-year-old man's anniversary, seeing off his pension
This scenario is designed to be held in a small room for 30 - 40 people.
For the event you will need:
Indoor decoration
Musical accompaniment.
Props for competitions, prizes.
A treat for guests.

It is necessary to decorate the room in advance with balls, flowers, garlands.
Draw a poster, collect and glue photographs for children and youth.
We create a living corridor of guests.
At the entrance of the hero of the day, guests greet him with applause
Leading:
Friends and employees, sparing no words
They want to congratulate you on this anniversary day
You are light and joy, you are full of happiness,
Your advice is important and necessary to us.
Your family loves and appreciates you,
Reliable loyal friends of yours.
We all wish you health and strength
So that you always have everything you want
So that youth, happiness, luck, success,
Fate has always given you without hindrances!

After the guests have sat down at the table, a toast from the boss is expected

Leading:

The retirement period has approached - you are rewarded
And he spent his life in labors - free from work affairs,
Now the task is different - how to process your allotment in a summer cottage.
How to catch more fish - so that everyone has enough.
Collect mushrooms and salt them - so that there is plenty.
So that the grandchildren had something to meet - when they were visiting.
And do not forget about us - we would ask ...
Good health doubly - we wish you!
Life is very long for you - we portend!

To congratulate the hero of the day, options are offered.
A group of Voni Em arrived from distant Nigeria (there is no need to go into history). Three participants and a participant come out, in black nylon stockings on their heads (such as blacks) music is turned on, the participants imitate singing. After stopping the music, they read congratulatory verses with an accent:
They say good wine
It will become real only over the years
So this is the kind of magic
Will definitely come with us!

For example, our dear hero of the day
I waited for a good endurance,
And at sixty he is a unique specimen,
He stayed young in body and soul!

And the date is round yours
I only raised your price
So let's ask for everything now
Priceless culprit to the stage!

Stand high, our hero of the day
And listen to our instructions
We dedicate a circular to you,
And in it - congratulations from the heart!

As a unique variety of wine
Strengthen, our dear, over the years ...
And the taste of happiness so that it was to the bottom,
Pour a glass and have a drink with us.

Let the festive drink
Will raise the degree of mood
And happiness pours over the edge
On your anniversary birthday.

Let it be today, dear,
You have become much more mature.
But how cheerfully they shook the old days
We are at your, buddy, anniversary!

After a short break, a song is sung to the tune: "Tonight, in the evening, in the evening ..." (prepare several copies of the words in advance for all the guests to sing).


Without a hero of the day, frankly, there is nothing to do.
We will gather at the table, pour glasses full
And we'll sing a song for his health:

It's time for us to celebrate.
And meet this day

Let you not be 20 or 30, let it be!
Don't lower the bar of your vivacity!
We will follow strictly, you will not hide from us,
You should know so!

We see the brave, the brave, the brave
A man of slender, handsome, curly haired!
Let the years go by, but we wish that always
The soul of (the name of the hero of the day) remained young!

It's time for us to celebrate.
It's time to celebrate, celebrate a glorious anniversary!
And meet this day
In a large company of colleagues and friends!

Let fate be cruel to us at times, let it be!
In response to her, you let go of your jokes!
Keep the same strictness around despondency
Don't let it!

Tonight, tonight, tonight
There is nothing to do without a dear hero of the day!
We will drink once, we will drink two to the anniversary and to the deeds,
But not to have a headache tomorrow!

Other reworked songs for the hero of the day

The next guests will be a gypsy with a monkey. The gypsy will remind you of all the good and successful things that happened in the life of the hero of the day. About marriage, the birth of children, success in the profession, a big purchase ... And for the future, the fortuneteller will get prepared notes with predictions for the future, a lot of positive changes and good parting words for the future are needed, i.e. retired.
The fortuneteller concludes with the words:

Anniversary is a worthy occasion
To tell about the merits,
Uniqueness, genius,
Finally, yours to acknowledge.
And to the recognition - a wish:
Happiness, joy in fate,
Long years of healthy life
And good luck to you!

Leading:
And tomorrow you don't need to go to work!
Now you have a day off on weekdays.
You have gone to a well-deserved rest,
Leaving the daily worries behind.
Hurry in the morning to do a bunch of things,
Everywhere you tried to be in time all the time,
Bearing all women a burdensome burden ...
Now the home hearth is your destiny.
You will not suffer from boredom:
Business in the house will not diminish over the years.
Rather, we will miss you -
Tomorrow we will begin to miss you.
Thank you for being in the world,
Such a sincere, dear person!
You will stay in our hearts forever,
And our evening today is in your honor!

IN YOUR HONOR - a medal was cast (you can make a medal yourself by pasting, for example, a photo of the hero of the day, or buy a ready-made one in a store). The medal is handed over to applause.
A memo to the award medal is read.

(Other attributes of the anniversary)

Memo to the award medal.

FULL NAME. to award a commemorative jubilee medal and command her (him) good health, happy and joyful days in life and all prosperity.
The medal is awarded in a solemn atmosphere, in a circle of loved ones, at a festive table, organized at the expense of the hero of the day.

The procedure and conditions for the operation of the medal.

The medal itself consists of a medal, put on, holes for putting on.

In order to put on the medal, you need to take it by the worn and into the contour, stick your head so that the worn hooks onto the part of the body that connects the head to the body. The medal should sit on the upper front of the torso with the right side out. At the same time, the user of the medal must make a happy, solemn expression on his face. The lower edge of the medal must coincide with the upper belly of the hero of the day.

So that the medal does not lose its appearance, and the hero of the day dignity, every year on the birthday the medal should be washed with alcoholic drinks of domestic and foreign bottling, but with a good Russian snack.

The recipient of this medal has the right to:

Complete all assignments.
- For free travel in friends' cars, "hare" in any worldly transport
- Free admission to clinics and supermarkets.
- Demand reimbursement from the spouse for the cost of proper care of the medal.

The person awarded with the medal is prohibited from: getting sick, gaining weight, losing weight, getting angry, getting old, using the medal for making teeth, like a load when salting cabbage.

Control over the safe storage of the medal should be entrusted to police officers, the FSB, and faithful children.

Before giving gifts, you can sing a song.
The song is sung: "We can't give you on your birthday ..."

We can't get you on your birthday
Dear "BMW" donate,
But we will give you a gift, no doubt
And we are ready to repeat a hundred times:
That you are kind, cheerful, attentive
And in business, the generally recognized specialist,
That in general you are wonderful with us
And comrade, and friend, and father!

It's time to give gifts.

(leading)
We wish you good health
For more bright, clear days
And if you can invite us
Celebrate the centenary

Time of competitions and games.

1. Let's arrange a ditty contest, the winner gets a prize _______

2 let's arrange a competition for adjectives, let's say with the letter B ...

"__________________" is our NAME of the hero of the day
All guests
We were looking forward to your "__________________" anniversary
Everyone with "__________________" had fun,
And "__________________" sang songs,
Gave "__________________" gifts
"__________________" laughed.
Let's wait for the next "__________________" anniversary!

4 Divide the guests into 2 teams and conduct a survey which team knows the hero of the day better:

1. Date and place of birth.
2. Its origin: (parents, in which city
or grew up in the village).
3. Place of study.
4. Time to reveal talent or start a career.
5. Friends or personalities around him. (This
the question can be asked by showing photographs. Guests
should not only give the names of these people, but also
tell about what connects them with the hero of the day).
6. Detailed questions about where, when and how
a person created his works, wrote songs,
etc.
7. Questions about personal life. Children, wives, mistresses, reasons for divorce.
8. Which countries have you visited and with whom there
did you meet?
9. What is your current activity?

Place two chairs in front of the groups. One should have a sign
"True", on the other - "False." You name a proposal taken from the biography of the hero of the day.
But half of the sentences must be lies. To do this, you need to distort the dates or names. It is necessary to divide the team members so that each pair consists of one member of the first team and one member of the second team.
Next, you loudly say out loud a saying about the life and work of your hero of the day.
The members of the first pair, with the help of their team's prompts, should take the desired chair, that is, if the saying is correct, then the chair with the “True” sign, and vice versa. Who is the first to sit on the right chair, he brings his team one point. The team with the most points wins.

(Leading)
We wished you today
Cheerfulness for many years
Be as we know you
Always sensitive and attentive!

JISKY Oath "YOUNG" PENSIONER FOR WOMAN
Ved .: Today we accept our ........... into the society of pensioners and take an oath from it:
I, a young pensioner, joining the honorary society of pensioners, working and non-working, drinking moderately and
non-drinkers, sticking their nose everywhere, I solemnly swear:
To be a worthy member of society, that is, to constantly be in a sound mind and body.
disease, no hops.
Hero of the day: I swear!
Ved.: Work tirelessly, without stretching your legs. Confidently walk on any of the roads.
Hero of the day: I swear!
Ved.: Be sharp on the tongue, eyes and ears. Do not succumb to either sadness, or ailments, or cold!
Hero of the day: I swear!
Ved.: Drink only with friends, and then a little. Always find a path to the house.
Hero of the day: I swear!
Ved.: Dear ............................!
We accept you into the ranks so that you do not know the troubles.
Do not get sick, do not lose heart, eat more, sleep better.
Be cheerful and do not swear, never worry.
Young so that the pensioner did everything and did everything.
To live, when everything is in moderation, to the title of an honorary pensioner.
And when you are one hundred years old, we will lay this table again!

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Yes, where the springs rise from the bottom of the river, there are islands.
" And why? Probably because, I think, the ascending streams stop the fast running of the river waters and the river drops its sandy load here. And also, of course, because the sources themselves carry mud up from the cracks - suspended solid particles and deposit them right there. And obviously: when there were no islands, more water poured out, the islands "muffled" the outlets, and therefore, if more water is needed, it will be possible to take it under the islands. And this means that if there are islands anywhere in the river, you need to look to see if there are polynyas near them, if there is an under-ice current from rising springs in winter.
The sound of water is heard under the ice near the camp. Kolka Shkil furiously plunges the ice into the ice and quickly chops off the ice-hole. It is difficult to imagine such a correct, as if by human hands, channel of rectangular cross-section cut in the ice. Fast yellowish water rushes along the channel from the coastal springs.
On the island, where something was also rustling and trembling underfoot, Kolka Shkil made an ice-hole and barely had time to jump back - a raging, foamy-gray whirlwind of water burst out onto him and fell somewhere in the depths. This means that there are also water outlets under the ice on the island. Now you will not remove this frost like a lid from a saucepan, and you will not find out what is under it. Let's leave until the summer.
One day, in a warm sparkling puddle on ice under a bush, I saw pink springflies spinning merrily. We need to hurry up - spring is supporting us, melt water is about to mix with our springs, and it will be useless to measure them.
Once Leshka made his way up the slope and happily waved his hands, shouting - he found something absolutely amazing! He stands and waits in the pose of an opera singer - this is his habit and the position of his head, and his leg slightly forward.
I come up to the powerful larch, dark with moisture. The snow around the trunk melted to the ground, and there, in the depths, bubbling, the fontanel jumps up and, as it were, flies to the trunk! The fontanel goes down there, under the snow, disappears and, of course, merges somewhere with other sources in order to run with them to the river.
- Why near a tree? - Leshka is almost indignant, - After all, it's freer to the side. It's against the law of nature - here the tree gets in the way.
I laugh because Leshka goggles incredibly.
- The laws of nature are not comprehensible at first sight. The tree does not interfere - it is warmer around it: its roots loosen the earth, between the roots in the soil moisture remains longer and does not freeze. Now, in spring, the dark trunk, warming up in the sun, thaws the snow and warms the ground around; therefore, those underground streams that wander near the surface, looking for
D Well, it's clear, - Leshka calms down. - The laws of nature on
location.
Do you remember the springs under the twists in the taiga? It is too
most. Only those trees have already fallen, and these are still standing. They often fall because they are undermined by sources. It is easy to dump larch, it does not hold on to the ground, its roots are spread over the permafrost. And the wind knocks her down, and the water, the taiga is always full of wind, especially on the slopes. It's somewhere out there, far from here, they say beautifully: trees die while standing. Larch, like a person, often dies lying down.
Almost all the tributaries of the river above the polynyas are full of under-ice murmur, sometimes they breathe light steam of narrow polynyas - as if somewhere in the inaccessible depths a common boiler is warming up for everyone. It is the same on the islands - transparent streams are beating out everywhere in the gullies.
Leshka managed to measure the shallow openings of the channel with a pinwheel, standing in the water in high rubber boots. And the largest hole in the river turned out to be deep. There is no boat, without measuring this hole, our work is incomplete. But I cannot force anyone to climb into winter water when the frost is almost twenty degrees. All are silent, and a little later we collect the turntables and remove the poles from the alignment.

We meet the hero (s) of the occasion - confetti, red carpet, fresh flowers, or a crown and a throne. We meet at the door, he (she) appears. Meeting with multi-colored fabrics or ribbons (7 pieces)

We ___________________ will meet with colors,
After all, there were different stages in life.
We want to repeat these stages,
You probably haven't forgotten them. _____________________ (m-c), _____________ (date), year ____ - th -
A boy was born, (a girl) such a good one ...

He is quite a kid, and therefore
Everything was PURPLE to him
Childhood is then a golden time
Life is carefree like a game.
Although the guy (girl) he (s) was and smart,
But as a child I was
GREEN youth ... sorry, it won't be like this again ...

This is of course BLUE.
I met in my youth
He (s) his love,
We started a family together with ______________.
They were young, beautiful ...
We choose BLUE color.

Children were born - they are not loved!
Let it be ORANGE (WHITE) color ...
Has always been loaded with hard work.
The light is YELLOW.

And now - your holiday - solid, beautiful,
Let it be bright, walk under the RED!

For all the culprits of the occasion at such moments, we are all ready to give endlessly, together ... APPLAUSE !!!

_______________ (name) is our (s) wonderfully! We want you to invite everyone to the table!

Good evening, dear friends, relatives, colleagues! Today, on this beautiful day, in such a solemn and warm atmosphere, you and I have gathered in this cozy room in order to congratulate everyone beloved and respected ____________________. Let's try today to make sure that a smile never leaves our (his) ________'s face, and her (his) eyes shine with happiness ... I sincerely greet all the guests gathered here and gladly open this festive day!

This day brought us together and united us, ______________ in a place of honor eclipsed everyone with itself, because it is not for nothing that he was awarded today by fate - this date, which is popularly called the road! Let the beginning of the century outside the window, we will not change traditions, for a dear person we will now sip a glass of wine. Let this day go down in history forever, and ___________________ only bring happiness! And let the guests have fun carelessly, I hope no one will leave the sad holiday! To start the celebration as it should be - it is suggested to fill the glasses for everyone !!!

Before the spouse's toast: Dear guests! All of you are witnesses that the light does not fade in our sky of one star. And by the way, there is a fan among us who has been studying this for many years ... Once they met and fell in love, and they live together to this day ... Of course, you guessed it - I'm talking about a precious second half, this is ...

1st toast ________________

Introducing guests

Wonderful charm, tenderness, grace for the hero of the occasion, for your charming applause !!

Extend wonderful moments
For the husband (wife), your applause!

Pleasant excitement of the honored guests this evening performance We have a lady here
Native sister __________________!
Cousins ​​()
Are located here
Now a flurry of applause in the hall will rip off!

There is always peace in my soul
When sons (daughters) are by your side.
Mom (Dad) has them very good, let's clap our hands for this

Now I’ll tell you more simply:
Congratulations on the holiday
Favorite daughter-in-law.
They are all here and await applause too!

And for his grandmother (grandfather), on such a beautiful day, Grandchildren are here, now gathered.
They were tired of waiting for applause
And now we welcome the matchmakers together!
We really need their presence.

I want to introduce you soon
Lovely, loyal friends !!!
They are waiting for applause too
Show yourself where you are!

Now let's clap our hands. and all the guests, good for you!

Meeting guests

2 toast ___________________________

Thoughts, who arrived on what

We ______________________ hand over the retirement apron.

He is a start indicator of a new life.
We sewed special pockets on it.
And they decided to explain their meaning:

1. Pocket first, gets on the nerves:
Pension pocket.
A pension for work is a reward, and a big pocket is a joy.
The pension dangles in it, and it is believed that it does not end!

2. Pocket is the second, not so big.
A pocket for gifts to grandchildren.
Don't put presents in the chest.
To treat your grandchildren, keep them ready in your pocket.

3. The third pocket is like a stash trap.
Hide far, hide deep
So that no one finds, so that no one takes away!

4. The fourth pocket, the most worn.
Pocket for glasses.
Put your glasses in your pocket, and don't try to use them often,
Resist loss of sight.

5. Fifth pocket, for seed bags.
Self-service pocket.
Sow the garden. Collect the harvest.
Without pickles and jams, there will be no paradise pension.

6. Pocket six - time to rest.
Seed pocket.
Sitting on a bench, click your seeds.
You went to retirement, you found too much time.
Do not take off your ______________ apron, treat your friends to tea!
Now you have a free life:
Ahead is the “free program”:

If you want, sleep, but if you want, have fun.
If you want - starve, but if you want - get better
(Only this task is difficult to accomplish:
Eating a lot of fat is impossible today!)
If you want - open a cooperative,
If you want - travel by taking a letter of credit.

Monaco and Valencia are waiting for you
(If you have income other than your pension!)
Do you want to watch a movie in the morning
Or open the window wide
And spin hula-hoop for hours.

And if you don't want to "twist" - lie down.
Now you can rest easy
To love, to be friends, to walk at night
(after all, you can sleep in the morning!)
And see friends more often
And read different books!

3 toast _______________________________

Selection competition

PENSION CARD with the following comment. This certification must be done by yourself. On the front side, write to whom it was issued, and on the other - the following wish:

How do you get the book
Take care of her - they will not give money
Without a book, it's mine!
Be a girl at heart
Jump like a goat
But this book
Respect you for
That you can ride
Without taking a ticket.

If you want, fold your pens,
If there is no hunt
Commute to work
And break the ridge
Only this is what you are for
Will you buy a bite?

How do you get your pension -
You live five days
And you will rush with the song
Work hard again!
Such a pension
We are not given in vain -
So that we don't grow old
Never, friends!

For this care
Dear authorities
We will not leave work
Until the last days !!!

Sand ceremony

Dear ___________________________!

Now we will create a festive cocktail together with you! So,

1. White - you were born!
Making mom and dad happy!
They gave you the name.
For joy, love and happiness!

2. Blue - you are 18!
Dances, love and flowers!
Youth, romance!
You have something to remember
Your hopes and dreams!

3. Red is your holiday!
And again you are good!
Wisdom has come, your life is arranged!
Children do not love the soul!

4. Orange is the color of success.

5. Yellow is the color of the sun, comfort, warmth,
Good weather to you at home always!

6. Green is the color of wealth
Let him bring happiness with gold!

And so that there was no time for boredom - these sparkles are your grandchildren! Dilute your cocktail with them, and life will become more fun!

I have worked a lot, and I have not worked in vain!
For this, dear, you have been given a pension!
You have become more prosperous, poverty will not return.
Thank you very much to the President, he cares about everyone!
Do not be sad, do not be sad, there is no return to those past days!
Always and everywhere smile, and do not go to the doctors!
God grant that everything was fine.
Always behave yourself!
Do not get sick, do not lose heart,
Eat in moderation, and sleep soundly,
Never get old
All men like it!
Enough fairy tales!
Now is the time to drink vodka.

Selection competition

Pension is such a word, it flows gently like a stream.
Just ask anyone
Who doesn't think about her?
Everyone crawls out of their skin
To live up to retirement.

Only in retirement can you
Live in peace, do not grieve.
The director does not need
No matter what time-off to ask.
The money will be straight to the house
Postmen bring.

Take care of your health,
Take a cold shower
And all colds and ailments
Do not let me on the threshold.
On the estate
This cabbage, radish, horseradish,
To make your ship a family
Didn't give the slightest roll.

And most of all we wish
(God knows - these are the cross)
So that you saw (saw) during life
Their great-grandchildren brides.

If occasionally he becomes sad,
If the light is not nice
Let it remind you of us
This humble souvenir.

(A gift is given.)

Draw box or by name

Line up 11 people with the letters PENSIONERKA

Attention! Attention! Your finest hour is coming! Answer quickly and correctly! The presenter asks the hero of the day, to which she answers: “Yes”.

Do you have the title of an ideal wife?

Blow a kiss to your 2nd half.

Is there a title “loving mom”?

What are the names of the children?

Has the solid title "mother-in-law" been awarded?

Compliment your son-in-law.

Has the high title "grandmother" already been deserved?

How does the tale “The Wolf and the Seven Kids” end?

All questions were answered “yes”, the test was passed with flying colors. It means that the time has come to add the noble title “Pensioner” to the already sounded titles.

Readiness number 1. Eleven guests line up in one line, each holding a leaflet with a letter, all together form the word "pensioner". While the host is reading the poem, after each line, the guests turn over one letter in order.

So many years have passed ...
We barely had time to count ...
But it's not worth it, we know, no ...
Suffer and lose heart ...
And there is still a large supply,
We will reveal a secret:
... Our hero is not discouraged, ...
We will celebrate her for a hundred years ...
Blush, joyful, ...
Beautiful, sweet, ...
Active as a pioneer, ...
Worthy of the title ...
Everything. Pensioner.

To applause and sparklers, the Mrs. Liberty ribbon is tied over her shoulder.

THE OATH OF A JUNIOR PENSIONER

Leading: Today we accept our ……… .. into the society of pensioners ( state name) and take an oath from her:

I, a young pensioner _________ (name of the country), joining the honorary society of pensioners, working and non-working, moderately drinking and non-drinking, sticking my nose everywhere, solemnly swear: To be a worthy member of society, that is, to constantly be in sound mind and health body. Do not allow yourself to be blasted by neither the wind, nor the disease, nor the hops.

She): I swear!

Leading:

Work tirelessly, without stretching your legs.
Walk confidently on any of the roads!
I swear!

Leading:

Be sharp on the tongue, eyes and ears.
Do not succumb to either sadness, or illness, or cold!
I swear!

Leading:

Drink only with friends, and then a little.
Always find a path to the house.
I swear!

Leading: Dear ___________________! We accept you into the ranks so that you do not know the troubles.
Do not get sick, do not lose heart, eat more, sleep better.
Be cheerful and do not swear, never worry.
Young so that the pensioner did everything and did everything.
To live, when everything is in moderation, to the title of an honorary pensioner.
And when you are one hundred years old, we will lay this table again!

Competitions, costume show

Selection competition

SCENARIO "WIRING FOR PENSION"
Host: Today is an important day. Today our honored (full name) goes on vacation. All your friends and relatives accompany you on this journey.
There are many people on this day
I have gathered for your holiday.
We accompany you to rest,
It just so happened in life.
And so as not to succumb to sadness,
We repeat again and again:
Rest is our happiness!
Everyone is ready to rest.
Host 2: You have worked hard and for a long time, you have earned the honor and the right to rest. Now we will remember this day and think of you as an example.
Pension may scare someone
Worse than seeing a dentist.
But do not judge (name) you harshly.
We will dance cha-cha-cha today.
How to earn retirement? Maybe each of us will succeed in this. But our pensioner goes there with a sense of accomplishment.
Next, you need to list the main dates of the pensioner's activity. It is necessary to list as many details as possible, starting with kindergarten. Find photos, simulate slideshows and show them to everyone present. For example:
Host 1: In the preparatory group in ... year I began to study .... (description of the child). He was smart, tenacious and funny. (Name) entered kindergarten - also a description, for example - a child of average height, in the prime of life, with excellent prospects. I entered the school number ... of the city ... (Name, surname, patronymic), who knew how to draw, read with expression and do push-ups on the uneven bars.
When listing the dates, you need to publicize the cases in as much detail as possible. For example, show diplomas, name merits, participation in amateur performances, victories in some kind of competitions, character traits. List friends, classmates, fellow students, etc. Briefly describe them.
When the place comes to describe work achievements, be sure to list them starting from the year of work. Briefly describe the profession itself. Read the verse:
We respect you as a person
You are very brave and kind.
Everyone can have numbers for the century,
That they won't be old at all.
We congratulate you today, because the rest
From now on it has come for you.
In words they will sound, impregnable and proud,
We wish you more strength!
For the speech that will be dedicated to the school, this dedication:
We enter school with hope.
Will the plan come true in life?
We dream about ours, as before.
Let everyone decide the fate for himself.
We gathered today, because the reason
It was provided to us today.
Everyone can be young at heart
So that, like in school, there was a lot of strength.
Host 2: Dear (full name), today our task is to report on your achievements. But we also want to give you a gift. Today is a special day. We give you our gift and want you to remember this day by using this (item name).
Further, there should be a logical rationale why the pensioner is given this particular gift. You can compose something with humor, but according to the occasion.
Host 1: So we shared our mood. It is solemn and sublime. And now we provide an opportunity to speak out to the trade union committee.
PROFKOM: Dear pensioner,
We congratulate you from the bottom of our hearts in chorus.
You are a constant example for us!
You cannot express a reproach to life.
We are not expecting you to work tomorrow!
Let your holiday start brighter.
Soon, too, we will come to the ranks
Those who solves the problem of pensions.
Host 1: We want to congratulate you on joining the special ranks. This is not an army, but pensioners also have their own teams. For example - "Grandchildren", or "To the garden". We are giving you such a pension-type ticket. Now you are in a special army.
There is applause. They give a comic army-type ticket for pensioners.
Host 2. And now let's loudly shout a triple hurray. With wires to retire!
A three-fold brisk Hurray should sound.

SCENARIO PENSION WIRES FOR A MAN-ANNIVERSARY FOR 60TH ANNIVERSARY
Scenario of a 60-year-old man's anniversary, seeing off his pension
This scenario is designed to be held in a small room for 30 - 40 people.
For the event you will need:
Indoor decoration
Musical accompaniment.
Props for competitions, prizes.
A treat for guests.

It is necessary to decorate the room in advance with balls, flowers, garlands.
Draw a poster, collect and glue photographs for children and youth.
We create a living corridor of guests.
At the entrance of the hero of the day, guests greet him with applause
Leading:
Friends and employees, sparing no words
They want to congratulate you on this anniversary day
You are light and joy, you are full of happiness,
Your advice is important and necessary to us.
Your family loves and appreciates you,
Reliable loyal friends of yours.
We all wish you health and strength
So that you always have everything you want
So that youth, happiness, luck, success,
Fate has always given you without hindrances!

After the guests have sat down at the table, a toast from the boss is expected

Leading:

The retirement period has approached - you are rewarded
And he spent his life in labors - free from work affairs,
Now the task is different - how to process your allotment in a summer cottage.
How to catch more fish - so that everyone has enough.
Collect mushrooms and salt them - so that there is plenty.
So that the grandchildren had something to meet - when they were visiting.
And do not forget about us - we would ask ...
Good health doubly - we wish you!
Life is very long for you - we portend!

To congratulate the hero of the day, options are offered.
A group of Voni Em arrived from distant Nigeria (there is no need to go into history). Three participants and a participant come out, in black nylon stockings on their heads (such as blacks) music is turned on, the participants imitate singing. After stopping the music, they read congratulatory verses with an accent:
They say good wine
It will become real only over the years
So this is the kind of magic
Will definitely come with us!

For example, our dear hero of the day
I waited for a good endurance,
And at sixty he is a unique specimen,
He stayed young in body and soul!

And the date is round yours
I only raised your price
So let's ask for everything now
Priceless culprit to the stage!

Stand high, our hero of the day
And listen to our instructions
We dedicate a circular to you,
And in it - congratulations from the heart!

As a unique variety of wine
Strengthen, our dear, over the years ...
And the taste of happiness so that it was to the bottom,
Pour a glass and have a drink with us.

Let the festive drink
Will raise the degree of mood
And happiness pours over the edge
On your anniversary birthday.

Let it be today, dear,
You have become much more mature.
But how cheerfully they shook the old days
We are at your, buddy, anniversary!

After a short break, a song is sung to the tune: "Tonight, in the evening, in the evening ..." (prepare several copies of the words in advance for all the guests to sing).


Without a hero of the day, frankly, there is nothing to do.
We will gather at the table, pour glasses full
And we'll sing a song for his health:

It's time for us to celebrate.
And meet this day

Let you not be 20 or 30, let it be!
Don't lower the bar of your vivacity!
We will follow strictly, you will not hide from us,
You should know so!

We see the brave, the brave, the brave
A man of slender, handsome, curly haired!
Let the years go by, but we wish that always
The soul of (the name of the hero of the day) remained young!

It's time for us to celebrate.
It's time to celebrate, celebrate a glorious anniversary!
And meet this day
In a large company of colleagues and friends!

Let fate be cruel to us at times, let it be!
In response to her, you let go of your jokes!
Keep the same strictness around despondency
Don't let it!

Tonight, tonight, tonight
There is nothing to do without a dear hero of the day!
We will drink once, we will drink two to the anniversary and to the deeds,
But not to have a headache tomorrow!

Other reworked songs for the hero of the day

The next guests will be a gypsy with a monkey. The gypsy will remind you of all the good and successful things that happened in the life of the hero of the day. About marriage, the birth of children, success in the profession, a big purchase ... And for the future, the fortuneteller will get prepared notes with predictions for the future, a lot of positive changes and good parting words for the future are needed, i.e. retired.
The fortuneteller concludes with the words:

Anniversary is a worthy occasion
To tell about the merits,
Uniqueness, genius,
Finally, yours to acknowledge.
And to the recognition - a wish:
Happiness, joy in fate,
Long years of healthy life
And good luck to you!

Leading:
And tomorrow you don't need to go to work!
Now you have a day off on weekdays.
You have gone to a well-deserved rest,
Leaving the daily worries behind.
Hurry in the morning to do a bunch of things,
Everywhere you tried to be in time all the time,
Bearing all women a burdensome burden ...
Now the home hearth is your destiny.
You will not suffer from boredom:
Business in the house will not diminish over the years.
Rather, we will miss you -
Tomorrow we will begin to miss you.
Thank you for being in the world,
Such a sincere, dear person!
You will stay in our hearts forever,
And our evening today is in your honor!

IN YOUR HONOR - a medal was cast (you can make a medal yourself by pasting, for example, a photo of the hero of the day, or buy a ready-made one in a store). The medal is handed over to applause.
A memo to the award medal is read.

(Other attributes of the anniversary)

Memo to the award medal.

FULL NAME. to award a commemorative jubilee medal and command her (him) good health, happy and joyful days in life and all prosperity.
The medal is awarded in a solemn atmosphere, in a circle of loved ones, at a festive table, organized at the expense of the hero of the day.

The procedure and conditions for the operation of the medal.

The medal itself consists of a medal, put on, holes for putting on.

In order to put on the medal, you need to take it by the worn and into the contour, stick your head so that the worn hooks onto the part of the body that connects the head to the body. The medal should sit on the upper front of the torso with the right side out. At the same time, the user of the medal must make a happy, solemn expression on his face. The lower edge of the medal must coincide with the upper belly of the hero of the day.

So that the medal does not lose its appearance, and the hero of the day dignity, every year on the birthday the medal should be washed with alcoholic drinks of domestic and foreign bottling, but with a good Russian snack.

The recipient of this medal has the right to:

Complete all assignments.
- For free travel in friends' cars, "hare" in any worldly transport
- Free admission to clinics and supermarkets.
- Demand reimbursement from the spouse for the cost of proper care of the medal.

The person awarded with the medal is prohibited from: getting sick, gaining weight, losing weight, getting angry, getting old, using the medal for making teeth, like a load when salting cabbage.

Control over the safe storage of the medal should be entrusted to police officers, the FSB, and faithful children.

Before giving gifts, you can sing a song.
The song is sung: "We can't give you on your birthday ..."

We can't get you on your birthday
Dear "BMW" donate,
But we will give you a gift, no doubt
And we are ready to repeat a hundred times:
That you are kind, cheerful, attentive
And in business, the generally recognized specialist,
That in general you are wonderful with us
And comrade, and friend, and father!

It's time to give gifts.

(leading)
We wish you good health
For more bright, clear days
And if you can invite us
Celebrate the centenary

Time of competitions and games.

1. Let's arrange a ditty contest, the winner gets a prize _______

2 let's arrange a competition for adjectives, let's say with the letter B ...

"__________________" is our NAME of the hero of the day
All guests
We were looking forward to your "__________________" anniversary
Everyone with "__________________" had fun,
And "__________________" sang songs,
Gave "__________________" gifts
"__________________" laughed.
Let's wait for the next "__________________" anniversary!

4 Divide the guests into 2 teams and conduct a survey which team knows the hero of the day better:

1. Date and place of birth.
2. Its origin: (parents, in which city
or grew up in the village).
3. Place of study.
4. Time to reveal talent or start a career.
5. Friends or personalities around him. (This
the question can be asked by showing photographs. Guests
should not only give the names of these people, but also
tell about what connects them with the hero of the day).
6. Detailed questions about where, when and how
a person created his works, wrote songs,
etc.
7. Questions about personal life. Children, wives, mistresses, reasons for divorce.
8. Which countries have you visited and with whom there
did you meet?
9. What is your current activity?

Place two chairs in front of the groups. One should have a sign
"True", on the other - "False." You name a proposal taken from the biography of the hero of the day.
But half of the sentences must be lies. To do this, you need to distort the dates or names. It is necessary to divide the team members so that each pair consists of one member of the first team and one member of the second team.
Next, you loudly say out loud a saying about the life and work of your hero of the day.
The members of the first pair, with the help of their team's prompts, should take the desired chair, that is, if the saying is correct, then the chair with the “True” sign, and vice versa. Who is the first to sit on the right chair, he brings his team one point. The team with the most points wins.

(Leading)
We wished you today
Cheerfulness for many years
Be as we know you
Always sensitive and attentive!

JISKY Oath "YOUNG" PENSIONER FOR WOMAN
Ved .: Today we accept our ........... into the society of pensioners and take an oath from it:
I, a young pensioner, joining the honorary society of pensioners, working and non-working, drinking moderately and
non-drinkers, sticking their nose everywhere, I solemnly swear:
To be a worthy member of society, that is, to constantly be in a sound mind and body.
disease, no hops.
Hero of the day: I swear!
Ved.: Work tirelessly, without stretching your legs. Confidently walk on any of the roads.
Hero of the day: I swear!
Ved.: Be sharp on the tongue, eyes and ears. Do not succumb to either sadness, or ailments, or cold!
Hero of the day: I swear!
Ved.: Drink only with friends, and then a little. Always find a path to the house.
Hero of the day: I swear!
Ved.: Dear ............................!
We accept you into the ranks so that you do not know the troubles.
Do not get sick, do not lose heart, eat more, sleep better.
Be cheerful and do not swear, never worry.
Young so that the pensioner did everything and did everything.
To live, when everything is in moderation, to the title of an honorary pensioner.
And when you are one hundred years old, we will lay this table again!

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Yes, where the springs rise from the bottom of the river, there are islands.
" And why? Probably because, I think, the ascending streams stop the fast running of the river waters and the river drops its sandy load here. And also, of course, because the sources themselves carry mud up from the cracks - suspended solid particles and deposit them right there. And obviously: when there were no islands, more water poured out, the islands "muffled" the outlets, and therefore, if more water is needed, it will be possible to take it under the islands. And this means that if there are islands anywhere in the river, you need to look to see if there are polynyas near them, if there is an under-ice current from rising springs in winter.
The sound of water is heard under the ice near the camp. Kolka Shkil furiously plunges the ice into the ice and quickly chops off the ice-hole. It is difficult to imagine such a correct, as if by human hands, channel of rectangular cross-section cut in the ice. Fast yellowish water rushes along the channel from the coastal springs.
On the island, where something was also rustling and trembling underfoot, Kolka Shkil made an ice-hole and barely had time to jump back - a raging, foamy-gray whirlwind of water burst out onto him and fell somewhere in the depths. This means that there are also water outlets under the ice on the island. Now you will not remove this frost like a lid from a saucepan, and you will not find out what is under it. Let's leave until the summer.
One day, in a warm sparkling puddle on ice under a bush, I saw pink springflies spinning merrily. We need to hurry up - spring is supporting us, melt water is about to mix with our springs, and it will be useless to measure them.
Once Leshka made his way up the slope and happily waved his hands, shouting - he found something absolutely amazing! He stands and waits in the pose of an opera singer - this is his habit and the position of his head, and his leg slightly forward.
I come up to the powerful larch, dark with moisture. The snow around the trunk melted to the ground, and there, in the depths, bubbling, the fontanel jumps up and, as it were, flies to the trunk! The fontanel goes down there, under the snow, disappears and, of course, merges somewhere with other sources in order to run with them to the river.
- Why near a tree? - Leshka is almost indignant, - After all, it's freer to the side. It's against the law of nature - here the tree gets in the way.
I laugh because Leshka goggles incredibly.
- The laws of nature are not comprehensible at first sight. The tree does not interfere - it is warmer around it: its roots loosen the earth, between the roots in the soil moisture remains longer and does not freeze. Now, in spring, the dark trunk, warming up in the sun, thaws the snow and warms the ground around; therefore, those underground streams that wander near the surface, looking for
D Well, it's clear, - Leshka calms down. - The laws of nature on
location.
Do you remember the springs under the twists in the taiga? It is too
most. Only those trees have already fallen, and these are still standing. They often fall because they are undermined by sources. It is easy to dump larch, it does not hold on to the ground, its roots are spread over the permafrost. And the wind knocks her down, and the water, the taiga is always full of wind, especially on the slopes. It's somewhere out there, far from here, they say beautifully: trees die while standing. Larch, like a person, often dies lying down.
Almost all the tributaries of the river above the polynyas are full of under-ice murmur, sometimes they breathe light steam of narrow polynyas - as if somewhere in the inaccessible depths a common boiler is warming up for everyone. It is the same on the islands - transparent streams are beating out everywhere in the gullies.
Leshka managed to measure the shallow openings of the channel with a pinwheel, standing in the water in high rubber boots. And the largest hole in the river turned out to be deep. There is no boat, without measuring this hole, our work is incomplete. But I cannot force anyone to climb into winter water when the frost is almost twenty degrees. All are silent, and a little later we collect the turntables and remove the poles from the alignment.

Seeing Off to Retirement Scenario

Host: Today is an important day. Today our honored (full name) goes on vacation. All your friends and relatives accompany you on this journey.
There are many people on this day
I have gathered for your holiday.
We accompany you to rest,
It just so happened in life.
And so as not to succumb to sadness,
We repeat again and again:
Rest is our happiness!
Everyone is ready to rest.
Host 2: You have worked hard and for a long time, you have earned the honor and the right to rest. Now we will remember this day and think of you as an example.
Pension may scare someone
Worse than seeing a dentist.
But do not judge (name) you harshly.
We will dance cha-cha-cha today.
How to earn retirement? Maybe each of us will succeed in this. But our pensioner goes there with a sense of accomplishment.
Next, you need to list the main dates of the pensioner's activity. It is necessary to list as many details as possible, starting with kindergarten. Find photos, simulate slideshows and show them to everyone present. For example:
Host 1: In the preparatory group in ... year I began to study .... (description of the child). He was smart, tenacious and funny. (Name) entered kindergarten - also a description, for example - a child of average height, in the prime of life, with excellent prospects. I entered the school number ... of the city ... (Name, surname, patronymic), who knew how to draw, read with expression and do push-ups on the uneven bars.
When listing the dates, you need to publicize the cases in as much detail as possible. For example, show diplomas, name merits, participation in amateur performances, victories in some kind of competitions, character traits. List friends, classmates, fellow students, etc. Briefly describe them.
When the place comes to describe work achievements, be sure to list them starting from the year of work. Briefly describe the profession itself. Read the verse:
We respect you as a person
You are very brave and kind.
Everyone can have numbers for the century,
That they won't be old at all.
We congratulate you today, because the rest
From now on it has come for you.
In words they will sound, impregnable and proud,
We wish you more strength!
For the speech that will be dedicated to the school, this dedication:
We enter school with hope.
Will the plan come true in life?
We dream about ours, as before.
Let everyone decide the fate for himself.
We gathered today, because the reason
It was provided to us today.
Everyone can be young at heart
So that, like in school, there was a lot of strength.
Host 2: Dear (full name), today our task is to report on your achievements. But we also want to give you a gift. Today is a special day. We give you our gift and want you to remember this day by using this (item name).
Further, there should be a logical rationale why the pensioner is given this particular gift. You can compose something with humor, but according to the occasion.
Host 1: So we shared our mood. It is solemn and sublime. And now we provide an opportunity to speak out to the trade union committee.
PROFKOM: Dear pensioner,
We congratulate you from the bottom of our hearts in chorus.
You are a constant example for us!
You cannot express a reproach to life.
We are not expecting you to work tomorrow!
Let your holiday start brighter.
Soon, too, we will come to the ranks
Those who solves the problem of pensions.
Host 1: We want to congratulate you on joining the special ranks. This is not an army, but pensioners also have their own teams. For example - "Grandchildren", or "To the garden". We are giving you such a pension-type ticket. Now you are in a special army.
There is applause. They give a comic army-type ticket for pensioners.
Host 2. And now let's loudly shout a triple hurray. With wires to retire!
A three-fold brisk Hurray should sound.

Scenario of seeing off retirement for a man celebrating his 60th birthday

Scenario of a 60-year-old man's anniversary, seeing off his pension
This scenario is designed to be held in a small room for 30 - 40 people.
For the event you will need:
Indoor decoration
Musical accompaniment.
Props for competitions, prizes.
A treat for guests.

It is necessary to decorate the room in advance with balls, flowers, garlands.
Draw a poster, collect and glue photographs for children and youth.
We create a living corridor of guests.
At the entrance of the hero of the day, guests greet him with applause

Leading:
Friends and employees, sparing no words
They want to congratulate you on this anniversary day
You are light and joy, you are full of happiness,
Your advice is important and necessary to us.
Your family loves and appreciates you,
Reliable loyal friends of yours.
We all wish you health and strength
So that you always have everything you want
So that youth, happiness, luck, success,
Fate has always given you without hindrances!

After the guests have sat down at the table, a toast from the boss is expected
……………….

Leading:

The retirement period has approached - you are rewarded
And he spent his life in labors - free from work affairs,
Now the task is different - how to process your allotment in a summer cottage.
How to catch more fish - so that everyone has enough.
Collect mushrooms and salt them - so that there is plenty.
So that the grandchildren had something to meet - when they were visiting.
And do not forget about us - we would ask ...
Good health doubly - we wish you!
Life is very long for you - we portend!

To congratulate the hero of the day, options are offered.
A group of Voni Em arrived from distant Nigeria (there is no need to go into history). Three participants and a participant come out, in black nylon stockings on their heads (such as blacks) music is turned on, the participants imitate singing. After stopping the music, they read congratulatory verses with an accent:
They say good wine
It will become real only over the years
So this is the kind of magic
Will definitely come with us!

For example, our dear hero of the day
I waited for a good endurance,
And at sixty he is a unique specimen,
He stayed young in body and soul!

And the date is round yours
I only raised your price
So let's ask for everything now
Priceless culprit to the stage!

Stand high, our hero of the day
And listen to our instructions
We dedicate a circular to you,
And in it - congratulations from the heart!

As a unique variety of wine
Strengthen, our dear, over the years ...
And the taste of happiness so that it was to the bottom,
Pour a glass and have a drink with us.

Let the festive drink
Will raise the degree of mood
And happiness pours over the edge
On your anniversary birthday.

Let it be today, dear,
You have become much more mature.
But how cheerfully they shook the old days
We are at your, buddy, anniversary!

After a short break, a song is sung to the tune: "Tonight, in the evening, in the evening ..." (prepare several copies of the words in advance for all the guests to sing).


Without a hero of the day, frankly, there is nothing to do.
We will gather at the table, pour glasses full
And we'll sing a song for his health:

It's time for us to celebrate.

And meet this day

Let you not be 20 or 30, let it be!
Don't lower the bar of your vivacity!
We will follow strictly, you will not hide from us,
You should know so!

We see the brave, the brave, the brave
A man of slender, handsome, curly haired!
Let the years go by, but we wish that always
The soul of (the name of the hero of the day) remained young!

It's time for us to celebrate.
It's time to celebrate, celebrate a glorious anniversary!
And meet this day
In a large company of colleagues and friends!

Let fate be cruel to us at times, let it be!
In response to her, you let go of your jokes!
Keep the same strictness around despondency
Don't let it!

Tonight, tonight, tonight
There is nothing to do without a dear hero of the day!
We will drink once, we will drink two to the anniversary and to the deeds,
But not to have a headache tomorrow!

Other reworked songs for the hero of the day

The next guests will be a gypsy with a monkey. The gypsy will remind you of all the good and successful things that happened in the life of the hero of the day. About marriage, the birth of children, success in the profession, a big purchase ... And for the future, the fortuneteller will get prepared notes with predictions for the future, a lot of positive changes and good parting words for the future are needed, i.e. retired.
The fortuneteller concludes with the words:

Anniversary is a worthy occasion
To tell about the merits,
Uniqueness, genius,
Finally, yours to acknowledge.
And to the recognition - a wish:
Happiness, joy in fate,
Long years of healthy life
And good luck to you!

Leading:
And tomorrow you don't need to go to work!
Now you have a day off on weekdays.
You have gone to a well-deserved rest,
Leaving the daily worries behind.
Hurry in the morning to do a bunch of things,
Everywhere you tried to be in time all the time,
Bearing all women a burdensome burden ...
Now the home hearth is your destiny.
You will not suffer from boredom:
Business in the house will not diminish over the years.
Rather, we will miss you -
Tomorrow we will begin to miss you.
Thank you for being in the world,
Such a sincere, dear person!
You will stay in our hearts forever,
And our evening today is in your honor!

IN YOUR HONOR - a medal was cast (you can make a medal yourself by pasting, for example, a photo of the hero of the day, or buy a ready-made one in a store). The medal is handed over to applause.
A memo to the award medal is read.

(Other attributes of the anniversary)

Memo to the award medal.

FULL NAME. to award a commemorative jubilee medal and command her (him) good health, happy and joyful days in life and all prosperity.
The medal is awarded in a solemn atmosphere, in a circle of loved ones, at a festive table, organized at the expense of the hero of the day.

The procedure and conditions for the operation of the medal.

The medal itself consists of a medal, put on, holes for putting on.

In order to put on the medal, you need to take it by the worn and into the contour, stick your head so that the worn hooks onto the part of the body that connects the head to the body. The medal should sit on the upper front of the torso with the right side out. At the same time, the user of the medal must make a happy, solemn expression on his face. The lower edge of the medal must coincide with the upper belly of the hero of the day.

So that the medal does not lose its appearance, and the hero of the day dignity, every year on the birthday the medal should be washed with alcoholic drinks of domestic and foreign bottling, but with a good Russian snack.

The recipient of this medal has the right to:

Complete all assignments.
- For free travel in friends' cars, "hare" in any worldly transport
- Free admission to clinics and supermarkets.
- Demand reimbursement from the spouse for the cost of proper care of the medal.

The person awarded with the medal is prohibited from: getting sick, gaining weight, losing weight, getting angry, getting old, using the medal for making teeth, like a load when salting cabbage.

Control over the safe storage of the medal should be entrusted to police officers, the FSB, and faithful children.

Before giving gifts, you can sing a song.
The song is sung: "We can't give you on your birthday ..."

We can't get you on your birthday
Dear "BMW" donate,
But we will give you a gift, no doubt
And we are ready to repeat a hundred times:
That you are kind, cheerful, attentive
And in business, the generally recognized specialist,
That in general you are wonderful with us
And comrade, and friend, and father!

It's time to give gifts.

(leading)
We wish you good health
For more bright, clear days
And if you can invite us
Celebrate the centenary

Time of competitions and games.

1. Let's arrange a ditty contest, the winner gets a prize _______

2 let's arrange a competition for adjectives, let's say with the letter B ...

"__________________" is our NAME of the hero of the day
All guests
We were looking forward to your "__________________" anniversary
Everyone with "__________________" had fun,
And "__________________" sang songs,
Gave "__________________" gifts
"__________________" laughed.
Let's wait for the next "__________________" anniversary!

4 Divide the guests into 2 teams and conduct a survey which team knows the hero of the day better:

1. Date and place of birth.
2. Its origin: (parents, in which city
or grew up in the village).
3. Place of study.
4. Time to reveal talent or start a career.
5. Friends or personalities around him. (This
the question can be asked by showing photographs. Guests
should not only give the names of these people, but also
tell about what connects them with the hero of the day).
6. Detailed questions about where, when and how
a person created his works, wrote songs,
etc.
7. Questions about personal life. Children, wives, mistresses, reasons for divorce.
8. Which countries have you visited and with whom there
did you meet?
9. What is your current activity?

Place two chairs in front of the groups. One should have a sign
"True", on the other - "False." You name a proposal taken from the biography of the hero of the day.
But half of the sentences must be lies. To do this, you need to distort the dates or names. It is necessary to divide the team members so that each pair consists of one member of the first team and one member of the second team.
Next, you loudly say out loud a saying about the life and work of your hero of the day.
The members of the first pair, with the help of their team's prompts, should take the desired chair, that is, if the saying is correct, then the chair with the “True” sign, and vice versa. Who is the first to sit on the right chair, he brings his team one point. The team with the most points wins.

(Leading)
We wished you today
Cheerfulness for many years
Be as we know you
Always sensitive and attentive!

Comic oath of a "young" pensioner for a woman

Ved .: Today we accept our ........... into the society of pensioners and take an oath from it:

I, a young pensioner, joining the honorary society of pensioners, working and non-working, drinking moderately and

Non-drinkers, sticking their nose everywhere, I solemnly swear:

To be a worthy member of society, that is, to constantly be in a sound mind and body.

Disease, no hops.

Hero of the day: I swear!

Ved.: Work tirelessly, without stretching your legs. Confidently walk on any of the roads.

Hero of the day: I swear!

Ved.: Be sharp on the tongue, eyes and ears. Do not succumb to either sadness, or ailments, or cold!

Hero of the day: I swear!

Ved.: Drink only with friends, and then a little. Always find a path to the house.

Hero of the day: I swear!

Ved.: Dear ............................!

We accept you into the ranks so that you do not know the troubles.

Do not get sick, do not lose heart, eat more, sleep better.

Be cheerful and do not swear, never worry.

Young so that the pensioner did everything and did everything.

To live, when everything is in moderation, to the title of an honorary pensioner.

And when you are one hundred years old, we will lay this table again!