Congratulations from the Turkish Sultan. Jubilee scenario "east is a delicate matter"
Props: 4 men (three disguised as concubines, one sultan). The Sultan has a turban of a towel wound on his head, a cape made of a white sheet, and slates on his bare hairy legs. On "concubines" there are balls instead of breasts, bandages on the hips and breasts, and lace capes on the face, wigs with long hair, or scarves tied in an oriental style.
The first option is the sultan and the translator
Leading: Dear guests!
Here's a glorious anniversary, our ( Lyuba) expensive,
Congratulations were sent for her by the whole globe,
The sultan himself came to us for the anniversary, in a personal person,
He brought excellent sweets.
Here are bananas and halva, and the freshest persimmon.
The sultan comes out to the music of the song “If I were a Sultan”. Next comes a servant with a fan and a basket of fruits and sweets named in the poem,(we made the fan from a mop, which is from rag ribbons - so much cooler)
The Sultan sits down in Turkish on the rug. The servant stands behind him with a fan. The Sultan reads the text on the scroll. The translator translates.
Sultan. Assalam aleykum berdyk Kurds.
Interpreter. Peace be with you, all those present here.
Sultan. Oh, kardybaltyk, mudrybaltyk, surdy Khanume ………………
Interpreter. Oh, brightest of the brightest, wisest of the wisest,
happiest on earth, hero of the day, our beautiful ... Love.
Sultan. Vostok Kerdyk and Sever Kerdyk and both verds ... 45 years old
Interpreter. All the inhabitants of the Middle and Far East under my control
We congratulate you, the most beautiful of the most beautiful, on your 45th birthday.
Sultan. Bokurdon beki, mendo perlo cordon bul
Interpreter. The Holy Scripture says ...
Sultan. And boldon huldy bekmone mozhur berdine ive lyuba hldy beldy Kimovna
Interpreter. And the time will come, and a daughter will be born on earth to a mother, and they will call her ... ... love., After her father Joseph.
Sultan. Bokurdam aek measure yes berds humpty dumpty Vostok kerami Zhireken and also reeds.
Interpreter. After long days of youth and ordeals, she learned from the peoples of the East about the Golden Valley of Zhireken, where she remains to this day.
Sultan. Allah pikhulda head and berdon al-cynar Fakir-zadeh.
Interpreter. And Allah gave her a wise head, golden hands and the gift of great fakirs
Sultan. Goldy Allahkolmnedyr. Karbaltykh Tanya and bashi-bastards Sasha. Zade the Pooh found Katya and come in Vlad's Pooh.
Interpreter. And Allah sent her children Tanya and Sasha, smart, beautiful, who do not forget about her. And also the most beautiful flower on earth, the granddaughter of Katya and the grandson of Vlad.
Sultan. Oh yes der judor Allah. Oh yes for a bird of honey.
Interpreter. May the mercies of Allah descend upon you. May your days last in joy and happiness. Let not your plants ooze worms.
Sultan. Sultan melancholy mehai-bey sheltend byrd pandyr Vostok.
Interpreter. Sultan Tosku mehai-bey sends you, the most beautiful, his respect and presents the modest gifts of the East
Sultan. Pyrimied stout
Interpreter... The Sultan says goodbye to you.
The second option - the sultan himself says the toast
The Sultan sits down in Turkish on the rug. 1 servant stands behind him with a fan, two others begin to dance "belly dance".
Sultan: In my harem, the most beautiful women in the world, (a beauty if you were not married, would also be in my harem),if a woman is married, the sultan persuades her to go with him. Then he praises her beautiful eyes, and velvet voice, figure, etc.
Congratulations and wishing
So that there is always a full bill,
But don't booty! I beg you!
Filled with happiness for centuries!
Be happy(Name) !
Finally, they give gifts and go off to oriental music.
(Performed to the tune of ditties, in chorus or in turn in costumes or shawls on the shoulders)
Finally gathered
We are on Tanya's anniversary
Navali - for us a salad
Don't be sorry for the idiot!
Congratulations on your anniversary
And we wish from the bottom of our hearts
So that there is always health
And there were pennies!
Anniversary wonderful holiday
You can sing, make noise, dance,
And also a ditty ringing
Congratulations to the anniversary!
At work, Tanya is in the first
And men like:
Businesswoman, energetic
And, besides, a beauty!
And we also wish Tanya
That is the same kind to be.
Fashionable, generous and cheerful,
To turn us on!
And now the last advice
Tanya beauty:
You love yourself more
So that men like it!
Tanya, dear friend,
And beautiful and slender
Laughing, jolly
And the kindest soul!
We wish the birthday girl -
Be healthy all year round
And love harder than your husband!
Ouch! It gives strength !!!
The bear has stepped on the ear -
We are still standing and eating.
If we don't get our throat wet -
We will cry and leave / 2 times
Sounds 8. Indian Summer Festive.
The sultan leaves on a "golden" horse, his wives run after him with a "golden" gift box, in which the money carpet is to change the guests' clothes in advance and explain the essence of the number
Fancy-dress congratulation of the Sultan and donation of a money carpet.
Leading: Sultan Suleiman Ibn-Hotabych arrived in our country to replenish his harem.
(The Sultan leaves, the wives help him get off the horse and take the horse. The Sultan goes to Tatiana)
Sultan: Oh, most reverend! (addresses Tatiana)
You are as beautiful as a freshly blossomed lotus flower (goes up to Tatiana).
- Your hair - shines like a river in moonlit silver (touches).
- Eyes - shine like stars in a night harem (throws up his hands to the sky).
- Your lips are the most delicate of roses that bloom in paradise (shakes her head).
- Gentle hands are like two streams flowing down the mountain and embracing everything in their path.
Sounds 9. Alteration "If I were a Sultan" - The Sultan invites Tatiana to dance9. TRANSFER IF I WAS SULTAN.mp3
Sultan: (after the dance) This is exactly what I was missing in my harem, what tell my older wives?
Wives: Yes, master is exactly that.
Sultan: No matter how bright the sun shines, it cannot block the light emanating from you. Oh, the Brightest!
Wives: The brightest! The brightest! The brightest!
Sultan: As beautiful as the flower blooming in the desert is, it is no more beautiful than you. Oh, the most beautiful!
Wives: The most beautiful! The most beautiful! The most beautiful!
Sultan: As desirable as a sip of water in the desert is, it is not more desirable than you. Oh, Most Desirable!
Wives: Most desirable! Most desirable! Most desirable!
Sultan: Become an adornment of my harem, even for one minute - Oh, the Most Magnificent !!!
Wives: The most magnificent !!! The most magnificent !!! The most magnificent !!!
Sultan: For three days and three nights my wives weaved this carpet especially for you (wives get a carpet out of money - make it in advance)
Wives: Weaved, weaved, and all the guests helped (give a carpet)
An incendiary oriental melody sounds - the harem is dancing, everyone joins in - the transition to the dance break.
Sounds 10. A. Rebecca. Oriental Tales - in Turkish.
10. A. REBECCA. ORIENTAL TALES in turkish..mp3
6. Comic "heartfelt" congratulations from the guests - men (To congratulate two or three men, hand out the words, dividing the text and saying who to give to whom and each to give to the birthday girl a souvenir heart, which they will give to the culprit at the end)
1. An amazing thing,
How did the hostess manage everything:
I put together a beautiful table,
She brought beauty!
2. Hair like on a parade.
And the mystery in the look!
Take a look at the outfit:
This outfit just do it off!
3. She is beautiful to all of us
And it becomes clear to us
That we all have problems!
Digressing from the topic,
I will tell you a secret:
We fell in love, no doubt about it!
4. But reciprocity is impossible,
Our fate is hopeless!
5. So we just congratulate
And with little or no toast:
Happy birthday dear
You are always like a dear to us!
Sun: We give you our hearts
We give, the sadness, shaking it off the face!
(each of the participants in the scene gives the birthday girl a heart-souvenir)
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SECOND TABLE.
Leading: And we continue to work miracles.
Tatyana, tear off the purple petal, which symbolizes aristocracy and romance, which also suits you very much.
Tatiana tears off the petal - The Magic Sound sounds + "And the artist in the portrait"
AND THE ARTIST ON THE CUFF.mp3
The words in the passage are:
It was a wonderful ball
And the artist on the cuff
I painted my portrait "
Leading: A portrait is a portrait, each of us is an artist in our souls. (A frame with a place for a future portrait and felt-tip pens are passed from guest to guest)
Table entertainment. Portrait birthday girls.
(For this original congratulations, which is held at the table, you need to stock up on a frame with a blank sheet of paper and multi-colored markers or felt-tip pens) 
Leading: (it is important for the presenter to unobtrusively lead the process so as not to lose dynamics and at the same time not to lose the expressiveness of the presentation of the poetic number) I ask you to draw in turn, what I will read about. But imagine the composition well - let's start with the face. And the portrait will be full-length, so that each complements the work of the neighbor, remembering that each of the guests must contribute to this masterpiece. Let's start!
(A frame with a place for a future portrait and felt-tip pens are passed from guest to guest. It is important for the presenter to unobtrusively lead the process so as not to lose dynamics and at the same time not to lose the expressiveness of the presentation of the poetic number)
(under number 1 - a detail of the portrait for the first guest, under number 2 - for the second, etc., each draws his own and passes it on to the next. If there are more guests, you can offer to draw one detail in pairs)
1. Draw beautiful eyes to Irina:
Brown, crafty and funny (passed to neighbor)
2. The cilia are raised, right up to the eyebrows,
The look of these peepholes became more cheerful (passed to neighbor)
3. We draw a nose with a crooked comma ....
Funny, looks like a funny question (passed to neighbor)
4. And there is a place for a smile in a portrait,
The sweetest smile ever (passed to neighbor)
5. Color the cheeks a little ruddy (passed to neighbor)
6. Of course, we will decorate the ears with a diamond (passed to neighbor)
7. We will cover the head with a fashionable hairstyle,
So that Tatiana becomes like a queen ... (passed to neighbor)
8. Then draw a beautiful body (passed to neighbor)
9. And skillful pens for every business (passed to neighbor)
10. Draw legs to Irina sooner,
Yes, not just any, but more built (passed to neighbor)
11. Let's put our feet into fashionable shoes (passed to neighbor)
12. We will draw a kind heart for her (passed to neighbor)
13. Also, let's depict a riddle for her inside.
The feminine zest is the sweetest! (passed to neighbor)
15. Draw a dress, well, very glamorous,
Top in ruffles, and bottom - openwork (passed to neighbor)
16. Still holding a crocodile bag (passed to neighbor)
17. She has a cosmetic bag and a fashionable mobile (passed to neighbor)
18. Another card with a bank account,
In which zeros, well, simply, without taking into account (passed to neighbor)
19. Draw a cool car next to Ira (passed to neighbor)
20. And a dacha by the sea, well, very large (passed to neighbor)
21. Another convenient garage next to the house (passed to neighbor)
22. And ready-made luggage for travel! (passed to neighbor)
23. At the top we will write: "Happy birthday!" (passed to neighbor)
24. And good wishes - we will not regret it! (passed to neighbor)
25. Let's draw flowers and fireworks in the corner! (passed to neighbor)
26. Let's hand the portrait and Irina with a kiss!
(They give a portrait as a gift, offer to take a picture with a portrait)
Presenter: As they say: find 10 differences, who will find more from that toast!
Sounds 11. Basque. Your birthday.
11. BASKOV. YOUR BIRTHDAY.mp3
Presenter: Our Seven-Flower Flower loses one petal after another, and there are only seven colors in it - the rainbow of our birthday girl's life is woven more brightly, there are a lot of light and not so bright colors in it, but in any situation Tatyana is full of optimism, apparently, therefore, our holiday and is so easy and fun.
No wonder the ancients said that you can only give to the rich, and help only the strong, and ... to cheer only the merry - we would add. And the line for one of the most cheerful colors in the world - orange, symbolizes change, energy and health. Tatiana, tear it off.
Original congratulations. What can be more precious than friendship.
Tatiana tears off the petal - The Magic Sound sounds + "I'll sit in a convertible"
AND I'M SITTING IN THE CONVERTIBLE.mp3
The words in the passage are:
"And I will sit in a convertible
And I'll leave somewhere .. "
Presenter: The convertible, perhaps, will be served later, but for now I invite everyone to go out and, together with Irina, go on a trip "in a big balloon"!
(Relatives take out an office chair - a gift for the birthday girl, to which a large bundle of gel balloons of all colors of the rainbow is tied. 5 minutes in a restaurant or cafe)
Sounds 12. Christmas tree. In a big balloon
12. Christmas tree. ON A BIG BALLOON.mp3
To make this moment more meaningful and touching, continuing it with such a ritual.
13. Steep sounds quietly in the background. When I close my eyes.
13. COOL. WHEN I CLOSE EYES.mp3
Leading: (speaks against the background of music) Tatyana, today you flew on balloons of rainbow colors - this is exactly what life awaits you ahead. But these are just balls and they are not very reliable. To see the earth from a height and shout “Life is wonderful!”, There are other reliable ways - your friends. I will ask my friends to come out here. Show your girlfriend the land ... from a bird's eye view (several friends lift Irina in their arms and circle the hall) and let this flight be wonderful, first of all, because it is guaranteed to be reliable. You are supported, and will be supported throughout your life by friends and family: enjoy their faithful friendship from above! Now get down to the ground (friends omit the birthday girl) and hug them because they are there, because they will lend their shoulders in difficult times, and always sincerely rejoice at your success. Do not forget this flight and your friends never!
14. Pugachev sounds. One hundred friends.
14. PUGACHEVA. HUNDRED FRIENDS.mp3
dance break
THIRD TABLE.
Presenter: We danced well - it's time to fulfill another dream of the birthday girl and this is a red petal - the color of love, joy and fun.
Tatyana tears off the red petal - the Magic sound sounds + "Everything will come true"
EVERYTHING WILL BE.mp3
The words in the passage are:
“The birds are singing salute to me in spring….
It's time to fall in love and fall into the trap again .. "
Presenter: It's never too late to fall in love, and spring is the best time of the year for that, why don't we, really, arrange fireworks for Spring and our beautiful birthday girl, are we magicians or not? And for this we do not need fireworks bought in stores - we will do everything ourselves.
Sultan and translator - a scene for the anniversary with the presentation of gifts. Surely everyone is already familiar with the scene "Italian Ambassador". Perhaps you are already fed up with it, although guests can have fun…. I bring to your attention a similar scene, only now there will be an ambassador from the East - the Sultan and the Translator.
(the texts are read from sight, but still it is necessary to give the performers before going out to read - all the same "foreign language")
You can add another retinue - "concubines" of the Sultan - several girls to dress in oriental costumes and make a spectacular appearance of the Sultan with an oriental dance.
This scene is also versatile - you can use it both for an anniversary and for a wedding, with a little editing of the text.
The sultan: Oh, kardybaltyk, mudrobaltyk, khaldy-muldy, soldy-moly courts of Khanume Elena.
Interpreter: Oh, the brightest of the brightest, the wisest of the wisest on earth, the happiest of the happiest, the hero of the day (or the names of the bride and groom), our beautiful …….!
The sultan: Vostok Kerdy, Berdyak of Verda Sever of Kelda and also Verda Bopeni is 50 years old.
Interpreter: All the people of the Near and Far East under my control congratulate you, the most beautiful on your 50th birthday!
The sultan: Bokurdon beki, mendo perlo cordon blvd.
Interpreter: Oh, the most luminous, in the Holy Scripture it says ...
The sultan: And bondon huldy mekmone kundy change mozhur berdine ive (name) holdy beldy. ...
Interpreter: and the time will come, and a daughter will be born on earth to a mother, and they will call her (name), after her father …………………… ...
The sultan: Bokurdam aek mere da berdy sholtai-boltai Vostok dor soltor beldy-kerdy (the name of the settlement), where it resides to this day,
Interpreter: After long years of youth and ordeal, she learned from the peoples of the East about the golden valley …………, where she remains to this day.
The sultan: Oh yes der, Judor Allah. Oh yeah fore, judor bird honey. Palda belyard.
Interpreter: May the mercies of Allah descend upon you, may your days last in happiness and joy. May all your cherry wishes come true. Let the worms not ooze the plants in your garden.
The sultan: Soltana Tosku-Laugh-Bey Sheltend Bird Verd. Penda voper and sholkundy Vostok.
Interpreter: Sultan Tosku-laughter-beat sends you, the most beautiful, his respect and presents you the gifts of the East, near and far.
The sultan: Blotrek "Service" Femen Farms Ethiopian motherfucker.
Interpreter: Kitchen set "Service".
Headsets are in vogue these days
They say now among the people,
The Ethiopian mother gives
Never to take pictures! (apron)
Sultan: My to holes-teahyr lamur-menzdy almor India.
Interpreter: Cosmetic set "Moidodyr".
The firm of India "Almor" is sending its set. (soap, brush)
Sultan: Yam underneath the jumper's leg. Sun for ku-tsy-bye-syuk. Verdy gortsyuk.
Interpreter: Heating pad "Sunny Bunny"
So that the legs do not hurt
Didn't barely walk
So that the back is straight
The Kuny-maka-shuku company sent you this thing. (Mustard plasters)
Sultan:"Firefly" of the Czech blotrich boper femet murdy.
Interpreter: Chandelier "Firefly" Czech glass chandelier Prague has sent you here.
(candle)
The sultan: Nudgus-sare, noju-bendirs, allah femeni "Eureka".
Interpreter: Computer "Eureka". So that now your expenses do not exceed your income, Toscu Bey
He sends a typewriter, waiting for accuracy in expenses.
The sultan: Tosku-laugh-bey al-zade almojore kilmojor kerdy (name)
Interpreter: And now Sultan Tosku-laugh-bey asks all honorable guests to have a bite of the overseas wine for the health of the hero of the day, the most beautiful (name).
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Characters: presenter, astrologer, performer of oriental dances.
(The hall is decorated in oriental style (fruits, organza, oriental lanterns, pillows).
On the wall- a comic collage from a photograph of the wife of the hero of the day in different years and in different images.
The collage is called My Favorite Harem. The presenter comes out to the sounds of A. Ukupnik's song "Petrukha".)
Leading: Good evening friends! I welcome you to today's celebration, which I am pleased to start with poetic lines:
Abode of wisdom and sun
A sprout of great antiquity!
Its mysteries are endless -
I invite everyone to the east!
Dear guests! Today we have a chance to feel the whole flavor of the East, namely: take a trip to the famous oriental bazaar, feel the aromas of various spices, taste outlandish fruits, see the original dance of the oriental beauty, meet the famous Baghdad astrologer and much more! This wonderful gift of fate - to visit a real holiday of Eastern life - became possible thanks to the hero of the day, respected ... (name of the hero's patronymic).
And it is to him that I dedicate the first ancient oriental toast: Once a wizard came to the padishah, who became famous for his good deeds, and brought him three priceless gifts. He told him: "My first gift is health! May you be strong and not subject to disease. My second gift is oblivion of fears, sorrows and troubles. Cleanse your soul from these hardships! And the third gift is the gift of intuition, which will tell you in life. the right move. " Let us wish our hero of the day these three gifts: health, oblivion of sorrows and intuition, which would lead a happy path through life! (A short pause.) Host: Friends! In the previous wise oriental toast, we wished the birthday man to have three priceless gifts in life: health, oblivion of sorrows and intuition. And now we will ask him to accept three no less valuable gifts purchased at a real oriental bazaar. All three items symbolize wealth, which is also very necessary in our life!
(Three assistants in oriental costumes carry souvenirs on beautiful trays, which are presented to the hero of the day with brief explanations to them.)
1. A three-legged toad with a coin in its mouth is a very popular oriental symbol of great luck. The coin in the mouth represents gold. The easiest way to activate monetary energy is to place one toad in each room of the house or place it on the office table. The main thing is to make sure that the toad sits with its back to the door, as if it just jumped into your house.
2. The money tree is the most common symbol of wealth. An old oriental legend tells about him: when a tree is shaken, gold coins, like raindrops, fall to the ground. Hopefully, rain of these coins literally floods your home. But be careful - don't drown!
3. Oranges and tangerines in a beautiful vase - in the east they symbolize gold and good business. Let a vase with these fruits decorate your home at any time of the year!
Leading: Once in the eastern caravanserai, I overheard wonderful words of wisdom that I want to say in this hall today: the lush foliage of those trees with deep roots. You, of course, guessed that we are talking about the inextricable bond of children with their parents. We bow low to the respected ... (name of the patronymic of the parents of the hero of the day) for their love and patience! After all, they gave the world such a wonderful son! (Congratulations to the parents of the hero of the day.) (A short musical pause.)
The chorus of the song "Eastern Tales" is performed by the group "Brilliant".
Leading: It is known that the East is full of secrets and mysteries. Perhaps the most mysterious and charismatic Eastern personalities are magicians and soothsayers. Meet one of them - the keeper of great secrets, an expert on human destinies, a sage and astrologer from Baghdad, Huseyn Huslia!
The astrologer comes out, on his head is a turban, in his hands is a small booklet in velvet cover, on his wrist is a bag of coffee beans.
Astrologer: Oh, honorable ones! Greetings to all of you and especially to the noblest husband who has gathered such a large number of friends! I believe that prosperity and happy summers await everyone present! Let me arrange a small exam on the knowledge of the most ancient oriental science - astrology. So, my friends, attention! The zodiac horoscope divides the year into twelve signs, to which my questions are devoted:
1. What sign of the zodiac carries the royal title? (A lion)
2. What sign can whistle on the mountain? (Cancer)
3. What sign is like itself like two drops of water? (Twins)
4. What sign can lead to flooding? (Aquarius)
5. What sign has sharp horns? (Capricorn)
6. What sign can hit the target accurately? (Sagittarius)
7. What sign does a meek lamb have for a husband? (Aries)
8. What is the most feminine sign? (Virgo)
9. What is the most stubborn sign? (Taurus)
10. What sign will a woman never agree to stand in the presence of a man? (Scales)
11. What sign has a poisonous sting? (Scorpion)
12. What sign does every angler dream of? (Fishes)
Astrologer: I made sure that you are well versed in the doctrine of the stars, planets and their combinations, but the exam is not over yet! A real magical oriental talisman will be received by the one who names:
- the sign of the zodiac under which the hero of the day was born;
- a symbol of the year when the birthday boy was born.
Guests who have answered these questions correctly will receive a bean and bean necklace from the astrologer. In the east, beans are considered a love talisman, as well as a strong amulet. To make beads, you need to soak the beans in water, string them on a thin line and let them dry. In parting, the astrologer invites the hero of the day to tell fortunes in the old oriental way - on coffee beans.
GUESSING ON COFFEE BEANS
The stargazer takes 6 coffee beans from his bag and hands them over to the hero of the day.
The birthday boy, to a calm oriental melody, pouring beans from hand to hand, must imagine how coffee seeds are saturated with his energy. Then he needs to bring his palms to his forehead, close his eyes and focus on the exciting problem. After that, the fortuneteller throws the grains on the table, and the astrologer calculates how many of them fell in a hollow upward, and reads out the prediction: when solving a problem that worries you, you will discover a lot of new and useful things. Until then, open a bottle of wine and don't think about anything!
The Astrologer says goodbye and leaves. The 1st verse and chorus of the song "Harem" performed by Irina Allegrova sound.
Leading: Is it possible to imagine the East without beautiful brown-eyed beauties;
without the magic ringing of monist, sparkling beads, flowing chiffon and silk, delicate velvet;
without the glitter of jewelry and the charm of music that turns every woman into a fairytale goddess.
Our holiday will not be complete without a fiery oriental dance. Meet Jamilya - a wonderful representative of the East!
Music sounds, the dancer performs a dance. At the end of her speech, Jamilya silently leaves a mysterious bundle on the table and disappears.
Leading: These are such beautiful women living in the East! Let's see what is inside the package.
The presenter takes out a hookah and an old parchment with an inscription from the package.
Leading(unfolding the parchment): This is an appeal from all oriental women to our hero of the day!
Is reading:
Padishah of a Persian tale!
We ask for condescension.
And from all oriental women,
We will present you a hookah as a gift!
Let in dreams immediately arise
Sensual concubines moans.
And the hookah smoke will give
Sleep and sweet languor.
All of us, women of the East,
We would be glad to get into your harem
Night, moon, hookah and you -
There is no best reward in life!
Signatures: Gulchatay, Zukhra, Zarina, Guzel, Sayda, Hafiza, Leila, Zulfiya and then 18 more female names.
Leading(passing the hookah to the hero of the day): Unfortunately, we have to upset these 26 lovely women - they have no chance of getting into the harem of the hero of the day! All harem places are occupied by the only and beloved wife ... (name and patronymic of the wife). Sometimes difficult, but happy years have been lived with her, and the wife always in one person perfectly coped with the duties of a wife, mistress, mother, and keeper of the hearth.
(The presenter draws the guests' attention to a comic collage of photos of his wife).
It is no coincidence that the hero of the day, calling this collage "My beloved harem", honored his spouse with the highest title - beloved and only wife!
(Congratulations from the wife of the hero of the day.)
Leading: Let me tell you a secret: keeping a harem is not an easy task! In the East, they tell the following story: the sultan's harem was five kilometers from the palace. Every day the Sultan sent his servant for the girl. The sultan lived to be one hundred years old, and the servant died at thirty. Moral: it is not women who kill men, but running after them! To be ready to conquer many women, you need to have excellent health, as well as a trained body. I invite men to be the owners of the harem and try to win the hearts of the ladies present here! The presenter chooses two men from among the guests to participate in the competition, and the hero of the day becomes the third participant.
HULA HOOP IN ORIENTAL STYLE
(Competition for men)
Three participants - candidates for the sultan, are given hula hoops and fans.
The one who can spin the hoop at the waist the longest while fanning himself with a fan wins the competition and gets the right to be photographed among the beautiful inhabitants of the “harem”, that is, simultaneously with all the women present at the celebration.
Ladies are encouraged to cheer loudly for potential sultans during the competition. The presenter sums up the results so that the hero of the day becomes the winner. Even if the birthday boy did not cope with the task, it can be declared that the support of his fans was the most active. The birthday boy and the ladies present at the celebration pose for the photographer.
Leading: Eastern wisdom says: “The tongue is one, the ear is two; tell me twice, listen! Especially for the winner of the competition, our dear hero of the day ... (name, patronymic)
everyone's favorite song from the film "Prisoner of the Caucasus" is being performed. The dog sounded "If I were a Sultan," then a dance pause.
Leading: You cannot ignore the famous oriental cuisine, which has recipes for thousands of exquisite dishes that can surprise even the most sophisticated gourmet. It is known that many spices are used in the preparation of dishes in the East. The prize will go to the one who names the most expensive spice in the world. (Answer: Saffron is the most expensive spice and is more valuable than gold, because the process of its production is very time consuming.)
The prize for the correct answer is a set of spices.
Leading: I announce a women's competition for the best connoisseur of oriental sweets! Why female? Because they are the biggest sweet tooth.
EASTERN SWEETS
(Contest)
The competition is attended by three women who take turns pronouncing the names of oriental sweets. If the word is not named, the participant is eliminated. Possible answers: baklava, shaker, kurabie, churchkhela, candied fruits, Turkish delight, kozinaki, badam, nougat, halva, sherbet, roasted nuts, marshmallows, marshmallow, marmalade. The winner receives a set of oriental delicacies.
Leading: In the East, they say this: you can bring a camel to water, but you cannot make it drink. Men, it's time to test the accuracy of these words!
ORIENTAL FAIRY TALE
Three participants (men) distribute roles among themselves: the first neighbor, the second neighbor and a nickel. The presenter reads the text, the players, at the mention of their role, drink a glass of vodka.
Fairy tale: Once two neighbors went to the market to sell wine. On the way, the neighbors sat down to rest and eat.
“It would be nice to have a glass of wine now,” sighed the first neighbor.
- I agree, but we are carrying wine to sell, and you can't waste a drop! - judged the second neighbor.
Then the first neighbor ransacked his pockets, found a copper penny and says to the second neighbor:
- Pour me some wine on a nickle.
The second neighbor poured him one glass, then returned the same penny and asked the first neighbor: - Now you pour me.
So this penny went from hand to hand until the wineskins were empty, and both neighbors snored drunk and happy with the trade.
So let's drink to the good deal!
Game participants and spectators drink.
Leading: Here is such an instructive tale! Our "camels" did not want to drink, but they had to! Now let's do a sobriety test for them. To identify the most sober one, I ask the participants in the game to take turns loudly and clearly pronounce the following simple phrase: the concept of social stratification. The men try to complete the task, the presenter announces the name of "The Most Sober" and invites him to go to the opposite category, that is, to drink a large glass of vodka.
If the player agrees (drinking is optional), then he is awarded the second honorary title "Most Brave".
Leading: Friends! And now I propose a test for collective intelligence! You have to correctly solve the riddle with an oriental twist. I will read the text and ask you a question, and at the right moment, together, in unison, give me the correct answer.
ORIENTAL PUZZLE - DRAW
Behind the carved lattice of the garden
Among the greenery of the east,
Three tired travelers
We walked peacefully on a moonless night.
The first said: “Where is she?
The light of my eyes is the moon! "
The second answered in the dark:
"May Allah help us!"
Well, the third did this: Eeyore! Eeyore! Eeyore!
It was an old donkey!
From behind the clouds suddenly broke through
A bright, full, moonlit circle.
The first one cried out:
"There she is! The light of my eyes is the moon! "
With gratitude in the eyes:
The second said: "O Allah!" (To viewers)
Attention! In chorus of the third man, tell me the words!
Guest answer: Eeyore! Eeyore! Eeyore!
Leading: Now everyone quickly grab your ears. (Pause) Is everything okay? Nobody's ears enlarged? And then you shouted so naturally ... It was, of course, a joke. And now I will make a serious oriental toast and ask everyone present to support me! In the East, they think this: if you want to be happy for one day - get drunk, if you want to be happy for one week - get sick, if you want to be happy for one month - get married, and if you want to be happy all your life - be healthy! Let's raise our glasses to the health of the hero of the day!
TOAST
Congratulations to the guests, a musical pause. During a musical pause, the presenter stops the music and offers to listen to an instructive oriental story.
Leading: The fool saw a watermelon in the bazaar and asks:
- What it is?
“Donkey's egg,” they answered.
He chose the largest watermelon, put it under his arm and went home. On the way, he dropped a watermelon, and it rolled downhill, hit a stone and cracked. And then the hare jumped out of the bushes and ran away.
- Oh, what a quick donkey hatched, and I let him go! - the fool regretted.
At this point I had to say: so let's drink to the fools, without whom it would be boring to live in the world! However, I prepared a surprise and changed the ending of this story: so let's taste this ripe, aromatic watermelon, and I hope that no one in this room expects a donkey to hatch from it.
Helpers bring out the watermelon, treat the guests. The pause continues. Host: The East has presented mankind with many very useful inventions. I ask you to raise your hands to those who have an "A" or "A" in history in their certificate of maturity. The guests raise their hands. The presenter invites them to go on stage and holds a competition "Great inventions of the East".
GREAT INVENTIONS OF THE EAST
(Team competition)
Three teams of 2-3 people participate.
Each team is given three subjects:
- Calendar, a sheet of paper, a pack of tea;
- Chess piece, silk scarf, rice bag;
- Compass, chopsticks, paper figurine (origami).
The task of the teams is to conduct a historical research in 1 minute and determine in which country each of the items was invented.
(Correct answers: calendar - Egypt; chess - India; origami art - Japan; paper, tea, compass, silk, rice, daddies - China.)
The team that gave the most accurate answers gets the right to keep the items as prizes.
Leading: Friends! I propose to look into the eastern Antiquities Shop, where, among the coins, weapons, dishes, clothes, household items and other antiques, you can find really old and mysterious objects. An example of such an unusual acquisition can be this vessel.
The presenter demonstrates a bottle of a five-star Armenian brandy made in the form of an amphora.
Leading: Donating this mysterious vessel to our birthday boy, the Antiquities Shop seller told me the following story:
The old vessel was raised
From the waves of the mysterious sea.
And in it - a gray-haired magic gin
Languishing in age-old captivity!
P.S. At the bottom, the vessel was covered with mud,
And the genie was pretty bored.
He was waiting for the cork to be opened
And even a little wild ...
Tear off the seal of the times,
Five stars are like five centuries.
And free the genie in an instant
You are from the bonds that hold you together!
Make a wish only -
And he will perform at the same moment!
After all, the famous school of magicians
He was a capable student.
So that gina mothballs spirit
Didn't seem too gloomy to you,
I just spiced it up a little -
Inserting the spirit into the bottle ... cognac.
Leading(handing the bottle to the hero of the day): Handing over this magic vessel, I want to remind you of the well-known eastern wisdom: make your wishes with caution, for they can come true.
If the hero of the day offers to immediately open the bottle, its contents are poured out to those who wish, and the one whose glass is the last to be filled is considered gin. He is obliged to fulfill any wish of the birthday man.
Leading: Friends! You, of course, know from the school curriculum that such a term as the Great Silk Road is closely related to the word East. This caravan trade route was the longest and played the role of a connecting link between countries of different civilizations. I propose to repeat this difficult route right in our hall and deliver some goods to their destination. I will need the help of two men who will play the role of the caravan.
The leader chooses assistants and forms their "caravans" - two teams of 4-5 people.
THE GREAT SILK ROAD
(Team play)
Team members line up one after the other, the caravaneer is in front of everyone. Then they tie all the right legs together, and in the same way all the left legs are tied together. On the start line there are various objects (there should not be a lot of them, otherwise the game will drag on), which must be delivered to the "caravan" to its destination - to the finish line.
To prevent the "caravan" from moving back empty, items are also placed on the finish line. To the sounds of the song "Uchkuduk" performed by the group "Yalla", the teams begin to move, led by the caravan.
The first team to move all items wins.
The game can be complicated by laying a strip of wallpaper from start to finish, then the participants will need to move strictly along this "caravan route" without going beyond its limits. Players on the winning team will receive toy compasses as prizes.
Leading: In the East, there is a great way to preserve age. Days spent with guests are not counted. I propose a toast to you, dear guests, for today, without knowing it, you extended the life of our hero of the day! (Dance program.)
Comic presentation of gifts.
Characters:
The sultan
Servant
Interpreter
A servant brings out a carpet on which the Sultan sits down in Turkish. Nearby, the servant puts down a bag with "gifts" and stands behind him with a fan. Both are in oriental costumes: wide trousers, a turban, the sultan in luxurious slippers without backs, the servant is barefoot. The text is written on scrolls, which the sultan unfolds and reads in turn. The translator stands beside him.
Sultan.
Oh, kardybaltyk, mudrybaltyk, khaldy-muldy, soldy-moly surdy Khanume (name of the birthday girl).
Interpreter.
Oh, the brightest of the brightest, the wisest of the wisest on earth, the happiest of the happiest, hero of the day, our beautiful (name).
Sultan.
Vostok Kerda, Berdyak of Verda Sever of Kelda and also Verda Bopeni is 55 years old.
Interpreter.
All the people of the Near and Far East under my control congratulate you, most beautiful, on your 55th birthday!
Sultan.
Bokurdon beki, mendo perlo cordon blvd.
Interpreter.
Oh, the most luminous, in the Holy Scripture it says ...
Sultan.
And bondon huldy mekmone kundy change mozhur berdine ive (name) beledy holds (patronymic).
Interpreter.
And the time will come, and a daughter will be born on earth to a mother, and they will call her (name), by the father (patronymic).
Sultan.
Bokurdam Aek Mere Da Berdy Sholtai-Boltai Vostok Dor Soltor Beldy-Kerdy (name of the settlement) and merda reeds.
Interpreter.
After long years of youth and ordeal, she learned from the peoples of the East about the golden valley (name of the settlement), where it remains to this day.
Sultan.
Allah pikhuldy head and berdon-yuondon banduron-al-caynar Fakir-zadeh.
Interpreter.
And Allah gave her a wise head, golden hands and the gift of great fakirs.
Sultan.
Goldy allah kolmnedyr from kolmandar. Karbaltyh, murbaltyh (Name Patronymic name) Otvandy keel, sleep easy kaydar. Yes sub kaydar kurda-murdy-burda-bashi-baklushi (names of children).
Interpreter.
And Allah sent her children (names) smart, beautiful, who do not forget about her.
Sultan.
Oh yes der, Judor Allah. Oh yeah fore, judor bird honey. Palda belyard.
Interpreter.
May the mercies of Allah descend upon you. May your days last in happiness and joy. May all your cherry wishes come true. Let the worms not ooze the plants in your garden.
Sultan.
Soltana Tosku-Laugh-Bey Sheltend Bird Verd. Penda voper and sholkundy Vostok.
Interpreter.
Sultan Tosku-laughter-beat sends you, the most beautiful, his respect and presents you the gifts of the East, near and far.
Sultan.
Blotrek "Service" Femen Farms Ethiopian motherfucker.
Interpreter.
Kitchen set "Service".
Headsets are in vogue these days
They say now among the people,
The Ethiopian mother gives
Never to take pictures.
The servant takes an apron out of the bag and presents it to the birthday girl.
Sultan.
Voperda bolda "Birch" pon zady nafnuz for.
Interpreter.
Fireplace "Birch", where you can relax and warm up, together there you will look good.
The servant gives a piece of wood with a bow.
Sultan.
My to holes-cynar lamur-menzdy almor India.
Interpreter.
Cosmetic set "Moidodyr".
For your husband to recognize you
He let me close to him,
Firm of India "Almor"
Sends his set.
The birthday girl is given soap, toothpaste, and a brush.
Sultan.
Yam underneath the jumper's leg. Sun for ku-tsy-bye-syuk. Verdy gortsyuk.
Interpreter.
Heating pad "Sunny Bunny".
So that the legs do not hurt
Didn't barely walk
So that the back is straight
Firm "Kuni-maka-syuku"
Sent to you this thing.
The servant takes out a package of mustard plasters, hands it over to the birthday girl.
Sultan.
"Firefly" czech blotrich boper femet murdy.
Interpreter.
Chandelier "Svyatlyachok".
Czech glass chandelier
Prague sent you here.
A large candle is handed over.
Sultan.
Nudgus-sare, noju-bendirs, allah femeni "Eureka".
Interpreter.
Computer "Eureka".
So that now you have expenses
Have not exceeded income,
Tosku-Bey sends a car,
Accuracy in calculations awaits.
The birthday girl receives a notebook and a pencil.
Sultan.
Oh, sherakhon Tosku-laugh-bey al-zade al-zade almojore kilmojor berdy kerdy boper (name).
Interpreter.
And now the Sultan Tosku-laugh-bey asks all the honorable guests to have a bite of the overseas wine for the health of the hero of the day, the most beautiful (name).