Mom's birthday jokes. Funny birthday greetings to mom

I wish you mommy
Stay healthy
And so that on the path of life
It was three hundred and twenty years old!

Run, mommy, up to a hundred years old
You jump with ease
And after a hundred run to places
Where it's hot, but not too hot!

Mommy, dear, I wish you
On your birthday, happiness without edge.
May your life be gorgeous and bright
Your day comes without fail with a gift
Better yet, a luxurious and cool present.
May every bright moment give you!
And to put the gifts in order -
A huge house, and I would live in it!

Funny birthday greetings to mom in verse

Your smile will warm you in the cold
Loneliness, boredom in the heart will dispel.
Happy holiday, my dear mom!
Your birthday, I drink to you.

Despondency, sadness does not visit,
To the delight of the grandchildren come.
Keep cordiality in your heart.
Smiles and be healthy!

Cool birthday greetings to mom in verse

Happy Birthday, I congratulate my best friend!
Irreplaceable, dear, holy my mother!
Mommy, my rhyme is for you
After all, in life you are all that I have!
Be healthy, sweet, strong
Always fun, moderately stylish!
Forgive and never be sad
That I am sometimes harmful!
Children are sometimes happy
That there are such mothers on the planet!

Cool birthday greetings to mom from daughter in verse

Since childhood, my favorite holiday is
Mom's birthday!
The aroma from the kitchen teases
To exhaustion!

How many wonderful pastries
Signature salads
There is not enough space on the table
For different cervelates.

And now, years later,
I want it again
So that my mother is mine again
She lived with me at home.

To be young
As in childhood that distant.
To make her life flow
Rainbow stream!

We wanted to congratulate you
And they began to think - what to say?
To such a lovely sweet mom
What lines should I write?
Whatever you say, everything will not be enough.
It may be cute, but not that.
After all, you are such a mother with us,
With which the sky is on your shoulder!
With which the sea is knee-deep,
With which it is simple and easy!
Mommy, you are our dear,
We love you dearly.
We wish you to be beautiful
Live happily, sleep peacefully,
Health so as not to cripple,
And you don't give a damn about problems!

Funny birthday greetings to mom

I will lead the pencil
From top to bottom, stubbornly
I will draw our house,
Mom is on the porch.

Nothing that you got out
Growing above the roof -
Flowers near the house
Even taller!

Well, right above you
I will draw happiness
On the anniversary, your drawing
I give my mom!

Funny birthday greetings to mom

Outside the window is bright, light,
The sun came down from the sky
Whole lakes -
Birthday is coming soon!

To be forever young
You really try:
As in vodice key
Swim in the sun!

Cool birthday greetings to mom in verse

My mommy, you are also a friend
May everything be cool with you
Powder your nose and go
Gathered to celebrate the people!
I wish you, maman,
So that you never know grief
She was a super class beauty
We played jazz for you
With daddy ... well, you understand,
Were successful deeds
I wish my heart not to grow old
Hang on the horizontal bar a hundred times,
You are always an example for me
I appreciate you as a treasure, believe me!

Funny birthday greetings to mom from children

Today we are together in our dear home:
How long have you been walking under the table here?
And now grandmother's grandchildren are growing up,
They laugh, play, sometimes roar.

What to wish you on this day?
Collect all of us at home more often!
Always healthy and fun to be!
And the years? Don't give a damn about them and forget!

Do not scold your unlucky children!
To idolize the daughter-in-law and son-in-law!
Grandchildren to take to themselves for a short time,
So that your children can rest!

Let the problems bypass you
To spite them of the youth both in face and soul!
And although we are going to pathos now,
But you are the best in the world with us!

Comic birthday greetings to mom in verse

Mom, don't sit here,
Better Sunday
Have a workout
Before your birthday!

Dance a kilo of candy
Eat all kinds
Vodka two hundred grams for lunch
You can drink too!

And then with you, mother,
We will, if necessary,
Eat, drink and dance
Together until I drop!

Mom, mommy, mommy,
Happy Birthday to You!
Be always the same kind
And the best for me!
You always forgive me
Although it is better to scold ...
And let you for this
A lot of happiness to wish!

This holiday is the brightest -
Our mom's birthday!
Let your mummy
All dreams come true!
Be healthy, cheerful,
Both beautiful and slender!
Never be sad
We will always be there for you!
We'll bring grandchildren tomorrow
So as not to relax
We'll pick it up in a month
So as not to strain!
Rest today
Gain strength,
Know that we love you -
Dad, daughter, son.

Who is on Saturday morning early
Jumped off the couch quickly
Served breakfast to all of us,
Never been discouraged?
Who will wash and stroke
Who will settle the conflicts?
And he will praise and scold,
Never gets tired?
Our mother dear
He loves ardently, with all his soul,
And congratulations today,
And we send her our rhyme!
If it were in our power -
Happiness from all over the world
Would give it to you.
You are the sun in our destiny!

I hasten to congratulate you
Otherwise, trouble will happen:
All our friendly family
Will rush ahead of me!

All uncles, aunts, godfathers
They will immediately come into motion,
And I can't get through
Through this environment!

I cannot defeat this army,
But your daughter is stubborn
I want to say in advance:
Happy birthday mom!

I wish you mommy
Stay healthy
And so that on the path of life
It was three hundred and twenty years old!

Run, mommy, up to a hundred years old
You jump with ease
And after a hundred run to places
Where it's hot, but not too hot!

Mom, don't sit here,
Better on Sunday
Have a workout
Before your birthday!

Dance a kilo of candy
Eat all kinds.
Vodka two hundred grams for lunch
You can drink too!

And then with you, mother,
We will, if necessary,
Eat, drink and dance
Together until I drop!

Dear beloved mom
There will be eight wishes
Once - smile more!
Two - stay beautiful!
Three - less work in the apartment!
Don't get sick - that's four!
Five - success at work!
Six - forget about them on Saturday!
Seven - all sorts of different surprises!
Eight - so that there is always a holiday!

For all "thanks" I say,
On your birthday, Mommy!
I truly love you
Though I cause excitement.

Your smile is warm
Always warms up at a difficult hour,
And your visionary advice
So often saves you from problems!

I will give you a bouquet of flowers
As if from magic dreams
Happiness to you, good luck
And a friendly family to boot,
Well-bred and smart children,
Friends are cheerful, noisy,
A groovy company for you
A sweet, dear smile
So that dad always loves
I carried you in my arms
I gave money to a penny,
And at the same time he kissed his hand!

Congratulations mom
Happy birthday - from the heart!
You will not find a flaw in you
All your advice is good.

I wish you good health
To have everything in life for five!
Once again, dear, congratulations,
And I promise to come more often.

Mommy want to kiss you
And solemnly say
I will answer for my actions,
So as not to upset you,
I promise not to smoke
And always give flowers
I will obey in everything
Help at night and during the day
I promise to become smart
I know everything in the world
And I congratulate you on your birthday,
So that the mood rises!

How often and relentlessly
We all say the word "Mom".
Even though we are already big children,
You are not dearer in the world!
Your support and care
Will help us in any work,
So be always young
Happy heart and soul!

For all "thanks" I say,
On your birthday, Mommy!
I truly love you
Though I cause excitement.
Your smile is warm
Always warms up at a difficult hour,
And your visionary advice
So often saves you from problems!

Mommy, dear, I wish you
On your birthday, happiness without edge.
May your life be gorgeous and bright
Your day comes without fail with a gift
Better yet, a luxurious and classy present.
May every bright moment give you!
And to put the gifts in order -
A huge house, and I would live in it!

DIY gift,
As in childhood, I want to do it.
Your birthday, mom,
I write SMS myself.
I wish you health
So that there is no sad day.
And remember my dear
That your son adores you!

My mommy is forever young
And she is the most beautiful.
And on my mom's birthday, I wish
To make happiness drunk without wine!
Be cheerful and smile more often
A smile for you, dear, suits.
Try to make dad jealous
Let him live a little bit!

Your, Mommy, Birthday -
Very remarkable
And, without exaggeration, -
Just wonderful!
You guessed to be born
This day is cool
So that I can appear
Another wonderful day!

The most faithful friend is mom:
He will always support and understand.
He will give a lot of advice from the wise
And the boy will not be taken away.
I wish you on your birthday
To be beautiful and young.
All knights by a wave
Drive everywhere with you!

Congratulations mom
Happy birthday - from the heart!
You will not find a flaw in you
All your advice is good.
I wish you good health
To have everything in life for five!
Once again, dear, congratulations,
I promise to come more often.

Mom, always be like this -
The kindest and dearest.
Finally know happiness
Never be discouraged.
Smile, be strong
Forget about all the bad
Let the good happen
Let the dream come true!

Mom has a special day today!
Blush in the cheeks, and a twinkle in the eyes.
Mom is having a ball now.
I am texting, but am I right?
I wish you a lot of flowers
And a whole sea of ​​French perfume
And ten crunchy dough lemons!
Hooray! Happy birthday, mom, you !!!

Congratulate your beloved mother
Happy birthday today
And therefore I wish
Joy nationwide.

I wish you a limousine
To take me
And the plane is in the pilot,
So that there was less work.

Let all worries disappear
There will be a sea of ​​pleasure
Let everything be just cool
And you do not know grief in life. ©

Today you are like a queen!
Give us directions
We will obediently carry out
Whims, orders!

After all, you have a mom today,
Happy birthday!
And torture us all
But you will be firm!

Give it, then bring it
Take it out, put it down, and take it away!
And such a mess
We shouldn't go crazy!

We breathed a sigh of relief,
The holiday is over, Mommy!
Only again a year later,
He will drive us all crazy!

Mommy want to kiss you
And solemnly say
I will answer for my actions,
So as not to upset you,
I promise not to smoke
And always give flowers
I will obey in everything
Help at night and during the day
I promise to become smart
I know everything in the world
And I congratulate you on your birthday,
So that the mood rises!

Mom has a special day today!
Blush in the cheeks, and a twinkle in the eyes.
Mom's got a ball now.
I am writing an SMS, but am I right?

I wish you a lot of flowers
And a whole sea of ​​French perfume
And ten crunchy dough lemons!
Hooray! Happy birthday, mom, you !!!

Mommy, this birthday
Be bright, stylish and beautiful!
Let the mood be wonderful
So that you are very happy!

Wish all desires
Come true easily and without problems
Because you are full of charm
And do not compare you with anyone!

Happy Birthday! Be beautiful, Like a wondrous moment of dawn. Necessarily - happy, Like women from books, Be, mummy, a queen, So that all your dreams would be fulfilled instantly, And the gardens bloomed around!

I wish you, dear, dear Mom, On your birthday, So that you are yourself, So that you swallow the fun, So that you raise the trouble on the pitchfork, So that you never lose heart, So that you can dance, So that the children adore you, So that sorrows go away, So that all dreams come true, you are the best in the world!

None is dearer to me than my mother.
The rest of the ladies fade before you.
After all, you are so cool with me
When you need a funny and sometimes dangerous one.
You know that you are the best
So let success await you.
In all, in all, in all matters,
And always be in the forefront.
Do not be discouraged and do not be sad
Love me as before.
Let the dream come true
And the guiding star shines.

Dear beloved mom
There will be eight wishes
Once - smile more!
Two - stay beautiful!
Three - less work in the apartment!
Don't get sick - that's four!
Five - success at work!
Six - forget about them on Saturday!
Seven - all sorts of different surprises!
Eight - so that there is always a holiday!

Happy birthday, I congratulate you
Kisses, mommy, you!
I want you, my dear,
I was always happy!

Let dad stand for you in the kitchen
Today the whole day "rustles",
Delicious cocktail
And amuses with anecdote!

Let the boss congratulate you from work,
He will generously reward with a voucher,
Let the hustle and bustle leave you
And this holiday will inspire!

Happy birthday dear mother,
You and I are like girlfriends.
We have no secrets from each other,
And I don't need a best friend.
Let the sun shine on you
I want it to be cozy everywhere.
May your life be bright
And you will not forget this beautiful moment.
I wish you light and only warmth
So that you are always cheerful.
My dear, dear mother.

The most tender and honest
The brightest and sweetest
The most serene
The most incomprehensible.

It will warm you in snow and frost.
Tears and rain will drain.
In the heat, it will surround you with coolness.
The fire will extinguish anger.

If she left, she will return.
He will accept everything as it is and forgive.
Will break into smithereens.
It will take off like a phoenix.

The most faithful and strong,
The most real!
Our Love is with you -
Mom, mommy, mommy!

Happy birthday mom, congratulations
With all my heart I want to wish
More happy days, dear,
Well, sad ones at all so as not to know.

Have fun and smile a lot
A smile is a mirror of the soul.
Always stay the same young
And full of flawless beauty!

Mom, poems - they are my soul.
The soul sings how good mom is.
How much the son admires her.
He is proud and simply deceived.

Happy birthday to my mom!
I wish you happiness and fun
A bunch of gifts and flowers,
And to cheer up,
More holidays!

I will try my best for you.
So that you can smile every day.
So that there was a holiday, at least every day.
For my mother, this is not lazy to me!

Mom's birthday is a holiday for children,
We all keep in our memory the joy of bright days.
Hand touching, affection and kindness,
And tender care, and warmth of the soul.
On this solemn day, let the words sound
Our gratitude for love is full,
Will be supportive, generous fate,
Will give with an abundance of joy and prolong the year!

What is today for complete happiness
I would like to wish mom:
Don't stay in the kitchen all day
And lie more on the sofa!
Frying pans, pots and so on,
They won't get away from you!
And food, if less often cooked,
That is why it is more appreciated!
And henceforth your desires
I undertake to fulfill on time!
Happy Birthday to you,
And I give you congratulations from the bottom of my heart!

I always want to congratulate you
Hug and snuggle tight.
You know, with your love, I can handle everything.
Yes, I’m not ashamed of that, to admit.
My dear, you gave me this life
And that means she left a mark on the ground,
In the face of a matured son.
Oh, my sweetest mother,
How much I love you all the same!

Your birthday is brighter than snow
Good luck, make us all happy forever!

Mamulik-beauty, congratulations on jam day. I wish in the winter to be the most beautiful Snow Maiden, and in the spring to fall in love and dream every time, I wish in the summer to dive into the days of a great holiday and find adventures on the ass, and in the fall with lyric Pushkin to warm the soul with joy and inspiration.

Today is your birthday,
I read my congratulations to you!
Dear, sweet, kind mother,
Although you are sometimes stubborn
You get me with your studies, cleaning,
Don't let me eat and sleep calmly!
You washed your hands, you removed them in the closet,
Why did you shout at your younger brother?
But all this is a trifle, a trifle, a nonsense,
Indeed, in a difficult moment you are always with me!
To you, my beloved dear,
I wish you good health and joy!
Success, laughter and patience,
Good friends and luck!
Forgive my grievances and forget
Always be beautiful, cheerful!

Happy Birthday, mom!
Let it be different
Cool mood
Unreal happiness.

And the dream will come true
Light will give a reserve,
Bright, perky,
Sparks from your eyes!

Happy Birthday Mommy!
Let everyday life please
Like a light bulb in the kitchen -
Everything in the hands is on fire.

Let your eyes shine
Like crystal in the closet -
All your dreams
I will sell!

Mommy, you are my unearthly ray
I wish you joy on your birthday!
Know, mommy, that I'm proud of you
There is not even expression for my love!

I wish you only bloom, mom
And smile brightly, like the sun!
Let there be everything that you can dream of
And the heart always beats in the rhythm of happiness!

Happy Birthday Mommy!
Like a magic flower
Let joy bloom
Clean and strong.

Delicate like lilies of the valley
Lush like roses
Like a mimosa, bright -
Even in the cold.

And love, like an aster,
Let it live in the heart -
Remember you are more beautiful
All kinds of colors!

On your birthday mom we promise:
We will listen to you unquestioningly,
We'll put on warmer hats
And we will eat very well,
For all the disobedience we will stand in a corner,
And we'll punish ourselves there in the corner,
And we will not get tired of congratulating you,
We, mommy, will prove our love for you!

My mummy, unearthly happiness,
Love you, may this birthday
Will give a colored mood,
So that every moment is bright!

I wish your eyes to laugh
Let the smile on your face live!
I wish that dreams come true easily
So that you just bloom every year!

I confess, mom, I will not be silent,
I'll tell you one of the secrets:
I light a candle for your life.
I breathe your kindness
Dear, may there be health
And the family pleases the heart.
Name day with all love
I dream to hug you
I wish you a beautiful life
Meeting the dawns cheerfully
Keeping family style.