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Scenario for February 23 medical commission. Surprises for men. ___________ a lot, and you have only one

Congratulating native men on their main holiday in an original and fun way is not such an easy task. And if this is a corporate event for men on February 23, women colleagues have to take into account dozens of nuances, from the nature of the company to the tastes of each guest invited to the holiday.

Place, time

Start by choosing a room - this will help determine all further questions. Of course, it is ideal to book a cafe/restaurant where there is enough space for a stage, dances, banquet tables. Sufficient space will make it possible to implement all the ideas of decorating the hall and any theme of a corporate party on February 23: a military registration and enlistment office, a barracks, exercises, a military operation to combat despondency.

It is not always possible to move furniture in the office, office equipment interferes, there is little space for active competitions. And in general, a corporate party at work is not a very good idea if there is no separate room for such events. But decorating the hall in a military style will create a festive atmosphere, even if there is not enough space for wild fun with dancing and funny scenes.

Registration

  • Hang a congratulatory banner over your entrance or stage. Print themed posters, cartoons, funny pictures in army style. It is easy to supplement them with short anecdotes, jokes, chants for February 23 - interactive decor attracts attention and remains in the memory of guests;

  • make a "cool" stand for men with congratulations on February 23 in verse(short quatrains with humor). You can print a large thematic poster, where instead of the faces of the characters there are photos of colleagues. It is not necessary to be a master of FS, the main thing is the message.

A joke on competitors - a poster where one army drives another. On the helmets/caps of the winners is your company logo, on the uniform of the vanquished - the competitor's logo. But this point is better to discuss with the management.

  • take a camouflage net for a corporate party(summer residents, hunters, fishermen). It can be thrown over furniture, hung on the wall in the photo zone. Folding chairs, backpacks, accessories and khaki-colored clothes will come in handy - to decorate the hall on February 23, these are the most atmospheric decorations;
  • cut triangles from khaki paper, assemble into garlands. Inside some, paste your logo, photos of the heroes of the occasion in helmets, caps (Photoshop). Hang balloons in thematic colors, in the form of military equipment. Use toys to decorate the hall - soldiers, weapons, binoculars and compasses, tank cars.

In every man, even the most serious, lives a boy who has not played enough. If the room allows, arrange a race of radio-controlled jeeps at the corporate party - the stronger sex will be delighted!

  • buy napkins, tablecloths, disposable tableware, khaki straws for cocktails. You can make toppers from pictures on toothpicks (company logo against the background of the country's flag, helmet, red star), replace bottle labels with themed pictures.

Make an invitation to a corporate party for all colleagues, not just for men. Ideas for an original invitation for February 23: a military-style postcard (a tank, a grenade, a brave soldier), a comic summons to the draft board, a dispatch from the general with an order to appear at the gathering place;

In addition to funny skits and congratulatory rework songs, prepare thematic jokes, toasts, and jokes. They will not let guests get bored in between performances and competitions. Distribute short texts in advance to ladies who are not embarrassed by the crowd.

There is no need to include ditties, chants, etc. in the corporate party script - these are rather arbitrary blanks that “pop up” during the event. So the atmosphere at the holiday will be more relaxed.

Script, entertainment

We offer a universal scenario for a corporate party on February 23 in the style of the army. Suitable for a relaxed company, gathered in an informal setting. It is advisable to arrange a military enlistment office or barracks in the office - hang instructions, posters, stands.

If the corporate party on February 23 is not at work, you need to agree in advance with the cafe / restaurant staff on decorating the hall (not everywhere they allow their own decor, keep this in mind when choosing an institution).

The main presenter appears as a sexy commander/military commissar with a folder and/or even a whip, dressed in military style, speaking in a commanding voice. She greets guests, invites them to sit down at the tables.

Introductory part

Two fifa girls appear on the stage, very slender typical "blondes". Guests watch a funny scene as if from the middle of a conversation:

First girl(P): ...and Babovism flourishes there, and for some reason you have to stand on the bedside table.

Second girl(B): Some nonsense. I do not believe!

P: true true! And just imagine - no cosmetics. We'll have to go AWOL for lipstick. And also hand wash footcloths and even clean boots yourself!

IN(horrified): And all by hand? What about a manicure?

P: Honey, what a manicure! All day in the hands of either a machine gun or a shovel - Khan's manicure. And makeup, by the way. Estimate, you’ve been putting on beauty all morning, and the commander bangs like that and says: “Well, everyone put on gas masks!”.

IN: No, I won't join the army, a gas mask doesn't suit me at all. Although there are so many beautiful men there ... But I'm in a gas mask ... Eh!

P: Men? It's true! This, by the way, is the most terrible (in a terrible whisper) - after all, everyone you meet will have to salute!

The second girl makes big eyes, covers the most precious thing with her hands, then grabs her head: And then who will need me so dishonest? Starts to howl in a voice: How can you cut it off? I won't go!

Two new persons appear on the stage, approach fifa. Portly, with forms. One is dressed as a nurse, the second is a cook, with a large ladle:

Honey: why burst, painful? To whom did you surrender? Just scare away all the men!

pov: honor they do not want to give! Yes, there would be something to give (twists two figs and shows the modest size of the “honor” of skinny fashionistas). Well, shast otsedova (swings at the fif with a ladle, they run away from the stage).

Mommy's children, for nothing in the world
Don't go to ar-mi-yu to serve
In the army, shovels, parade ground and machine guns
Two years in the army without pay.
We will bite, hurt and beat you
Do not go, whiners, to serve in the army.
Robber in the army, vampire in the army
The army has a terrible commander!

They continue, making cute faces, dancing seductively during the loss:

But if you're a man, there's no reason to be afraid
We will live by you
Yes, in the army there are shovels, a parade ground and machine guns
Commander with a hangover creepy-ko-va-ty
But we will feed you, groom and love you
Come to ar-mi-yu to serve!
In the army they will show and teach everything,
They will teach you to defend your honor and your homeland!
We will feed, groom and love you
Come, men, serve in the army!

When choosing funny musical scenes, ditties, alteration songs for February 23, use the x-minus.me program or its equivalent. The service allows you to process a minus in two clicks, changing the key and tempo so that your words fit perfectly on the music familiar to everyone.

Body check

Presenter (hereinafter B): And after such a speech, how not to run to the military registration and enlistment office? However, you have no choice! Listen to my command - the whole squad line up for a medical examination and roll call. Get up in alphabetical order so that I don’t have to run through the list of surnames with my eyes. Why are we sitting? There will be no deferrals from the army today!

All the men invited to the corporate party line up by the first letter of the last name. Medical examination on February 23, of course, with humor - no need to undress and feel anyone. V. moves from the first to the last in the line and comments.

A person who is well acquainted with everyone should come up with “cool” characteristics for colleagues on February 23. Phrases should be funny, but not offensive.

  • so, Private Antonov ... Wow, what hands! With such a shovel is not needed - a valuable frame;

  • Dubov, why did you grow patly, like a mammoth's armpit? Look at Ivanov - his skull is already shining, and your head will sweat under your helmet. Shave what? Okay, we'll figure it out later.

IN: Yes, medical examination is over. Now we line up in height (men are rebuilt). How slow you are, like pregnant turtles! We need to drive you ... Well, quickly lined up according to the size of manhood. Stop laughing! Now they will give out the form - compare the bellies, and not what you thought. Vulgarities!

For our corporate party script for February 23, prepare caps, caps, tunics, badges or other accessories for men in military style. V. distributes them after the "platoon" is reorganized according to the size of the abdomen.

IN., looking around the "soldiers": But nothing happened, quite a decent platoon. But the appearance is zilch, the main thing is physical fitness! To defend your homeland is not for you to shave off your beard with a Gillette - there is always a risk.

Active contests

Next on the script are contests in the style of the army. How many of them there will be and which ones to choose depends on many factors - the physical fitness and average age of colleagues, the time allotted for the entertainment part, the venue for the corporate party.

On February 23, darts or throwing paper balls into a basket, arm wrestling, competitions for reaction speed, endurance are suitable in the office. For young people in nature, you can arrange sports games (conduct "exercises"). Examples of active competitions for a corporate party on February 23 at work, in a restaurant (in a limited space):

  • who will hold the young lady in her arms longer, following the commands of the presenter(jump, sit down, spin around yourself, stand on one leg);
  • who will inflate the balloon faster, jumping on the booty on the foot drift to the song “Esaul, why did you leave the horse”. You need to put the ball on a hose, borrow pumps from friends (they come with air mattresses, gymnastic balls, etc.);

  • two participants are hung in front of dangling packages with two raw eggs inside. Swinging the package, you need to break the opponent's eggs. Lead to the competition: "Now let's check which of you has the strongest balls!". Of course, if the manners of the company allow such jokes;
  • use a soft ball to knock down tin cans standing one on one in a column. The difficulty is that the banks need to be knocked down one at a time, starting from the top. If the whole tower falls down, drink a free kick and try again or pass the ball to the next one;

  • wrap footcloths(pick strips of cheap fabric) for a certain time. There are two winners - the fastest and the one who completes the task as correctly as possible.

table break

IN: “Service is service, and lunch is scheduled. I invite everyone to the table! So that the corporate party does not turn into a banal booze, prepare short funny skits, congratulations on February 23 in verse, alteration songs, etc. Board games and military-style contests will fit perfectly:

  • an exam for men on knowledge of slang, abbreviations;

  • take turns telling thematic jokes or making toasts. Who can not remember/think up, drinks a free kick or performs a phantom;
  • guess theme songs by the first line/music fragment;
  • if a corporate party on February 23 is held in the company of a large number of women, let the “soldiers” guess by the part of the body which of the beautiful half of the team is shown in the photo. It will be cool if a series of eyes, hands and backs of the head are diluted with a couple of shots of appetizing necklines and female pops(and even men's - let them rack their brains, listing all the young ladies).

  • guess how much the backpack / duffel bag shown by the leader weighs (name the weight closest to the actual one).

Oath, collective congratulations

IN A: So, set aside to relax! Platoon, line up to take the oath! In order to avoid a burden, so be it, I read it out, and you in a friendly chorus bawl "I swear!" after each clause of the oath.

  • sacredly observe the charter of the company, provide all possible assistance to colleagues and work for the idea, even if they did not give a salary (in unison - I swear!)

  • diligently pretend that I am exactly following all the orders of my superiors
  • come up with virtuoso excuses for absenteeism and being late
  • to the intrigues of the enemy element - a vigilant competitor - to respond with shock work

  • always protect the honor and dignity of the beautiful half of the team, beloved women and the Motherland.

Today we are not just relaxing -
Congratulations to the reliable defenders
With their main holiday - cheers! (all women in chorus - from February 23!)
Let everything be beautiful in life
Enough money for the South and beer
The health of the heroic and women of the stack (in chorus: from February 23!)
So that your wives appreciate you - give affection and warmth,
So that the fish always peck, so that every choice is easy
Was on the path of life. Well, and rhymes for the sake of "for" - from February 23!

The final part of the script is the presentation of gifts in military style. You can order souvenirs with template or your own inscriptions through the network - key rings, medals, fake military tickets, mugs, T-shirts, etc. Awarding with humor - "cool" nominations:

  • mr savior, smile, stay-at-home, hard worker, charm, punctuality;
  • "real colonel" to the most senior or chief

  • "fighter of the invisible front" to those who do inconspicuous but important work
  • "peacemaker" for the ability to resolve conflict situations
  • "think tank" idea generator

  • "operational headquarters" to those who always find themselves in the right place at the right time, do not refuse to replace a colleague, help out if necessary;
  • Field Marshal Nalivaiko, General Ulybaiko, Colonel Trudolyubov, Major KreatIvin, etc.

Give the winner a personalized medal, cup or certificate. If there are a lot of people at the corporate party, include anonymous voting in the script. If the company is close, come up with and distribute nominations for February 23 in advance, according to the individual qualities of colleagues.

Other thematic ideas for decorating the hall, scripts and competitions have been collected and.

The end of winter is associated in people with Defender of the Fatherland Day. Women tend to congratulate not only their beloved men in the family circle, but also to make a holiday for colleagues, classmates or classmates. Corporate by February 23 has many variations depending on the age of men, relationships in the team and the place of the proposed holiday.

Holding a corporate party in the office

Any corporate evening requires a careful approach and responsibility when planning the evening. Only in this case, all participants of the holiday will remain with positive impressions.

In a small office, consisting of several rooms, you can arrange a real military unit. To do this, you must first prepare not only gifts for men, but also print out signs with inscriptions (penal battalion, radio room, nurses, fuel depot, headquarters).

At the entrance to the office, you need to fix the “Voenkomat” sign and prepare a height meter with funny inscriptions, for example:

  • 160 cm - But I'm economic!
  • 165 cm - Small, but remote!
  • 170 cm - Macho-man!
  • 175 cm - Standardized version!
  • 180 cm - Model parameters!
  • 185 cm - The perfect man!
  • 190 cm - Observation tower!
  • 200 cm - Uncle Styopa!

Gifts can be packed in bags and put greeting cards in there (either individually selected for each, or the same for everyone). When the men show up at work, the girls meet them and escort them to the draft board.

For each man, sheets should be prepared with the inscriptions full name, age, weight, volumes (all this is measured by nurses), exactly the phrases corresponding to the parameter are written in the height column.

In conclusion, it is necessary to write that the men have passed the medical examination and can serve for the good of the Fatherland only in reserve battalions, but for the good of the company they will have to work long time. Demobilization does not shine for them. When all the surprises are over, you can invite men to the table.

"The Real Colonel" - script for February 23 for a corporate party

A man at any age remains a child, he wants to compete, prove that he is the best and receive awards for this. In a work team, you can create such an environment with the help of suitable competitions.

  1. "The most accurate!" - for this competition you need to prepare darts. The meaning of the game is simple - whoever scores the most points wins. For fun, you can choose a funny picture and throw darts at it. For example, you can set the task to hit the nose of a clown.
  2. "The strongest!" - competition with dumbbells. It all depends on the relationship in the team and the imagination of women, you can set different tasks - who will lift the dumbbell more times, who will hold it longer on an outstretched arm, who will dance with them more beautifully. Or you can turn on cheerful music and invite men to compete who will hold a woman in their arms for the longest time.
  3. "The cleverest!" - a list of questions on male and female topics is prepared in advance. If most men are married, it is better to choose questions related to funny family situations or stories.

The more such competitions, the more interesting the evening. At the end of the corporate party, you can give men medals with the signatures General, Real Colonel, Major and others (optionally supplement them with funny adjectives).

Funny corporate contests by February 23

The holiday is remembered not by a feast, but by fun. That is why most of the evening men must compete and be the center of attention, otherwise the holiday will turn into a banal and boring feast.

Contest "Guess my dreams"

Several men are each given a sheet of paper and a felt-tip pen, and are blindfolded. So they must draw their dream, the rest of those present, according to the resulting drawing, guess what kind of dream he has. The winner is the one whose drawing most accurately conveyed his dreams. Winners can be awarded medals, chocolate coins, or other small gifts.

Contests for February 23 for a corporate party are selected based on a sense of humor, activity and the number of men. It is necessary to choose such options so that each participant in the holiday can prove himself and not offend anyone present.

Competition "The most dexterous"

The men are divided into two teams. Each team is given a large apple. The first participant pinches it between the chest and chin, to the sound of music, he must run to the chair that stands at the other end of the room, run around it, return to the team and pass the apple to the next participant without the participation of hands.

The winning team receives medals, the most active participant can be awarded a diploma. At the end of the evening, a man who has collected more than two medals is given a bottle of strong drink (or any gift of his choice).

The scenario for February 23 for a corporate party should be carefully thought out so that every man receives a gift, warm and sincere congratulations and a lot of female attention.

Surprises for men

The female team can please men with unusual surprises. It can be a song, ditties, a scene, posters, a funny parable about a man. You just need to show imagination and ingenuity, if there is neither one nor the other, look for ideas on the Internet.

It will not be superfluous to prepare a poster with congratulations. You can find suitable pictures and stick the faces of male employees on them, cut out all the figures, stick them on paper and add funny captions.

Corporate scenarios for February 23 and March 8 are invented annually, and finding the right one is a matter of time. If you wish, you can find converted songs or come up with the words yourself and perform for men. This will definitely please them, especially if the song is performed under a theatrical performance.

Active corporate

If there is no desire or opportunity to get together within the office, you can all attend a party together by visiting a quest room, an ice rink or arrange a detective story with a search for gifts.

If possible, it is better to rent a flooded stadium for the whole evening, bring a barbecue, prepare a table and hide gifts. You can set the task to dance the dance of little ducklings on ice, play a little train and just have fun from the heart, remembering your childhood.

Contests for February 23 for a corporate party in this version will also not be superfluous. But it is better to replace the standard competitions with an interesting detective game. For such a celebration, women will have to try hard. In advance, you need to prepare secret notes with ciphers, hide them in a dedicated game area and divide the men into teams. As a result, each team must find their own chest with gifts.

The basis for ciphers can be taken from any quest games, it is desirable to create a variety of tasks in which men will have to include not only logic, but also artistry, team spirit and a thirst for competition. It will not be superfluous to shoot all the action on video, so that in years you can watch and remember all the fun.

It does not matter for whom the holiday is being prepared - for teachers, builders, doctors, police. The scenario of the corporate party for February 23 and March 8, thought out and prepared, will appeal to even the most picky colleagues. The main thing is that everything is done sincerely and in a good mood. Then March for men will begin with positive impressions and enthusiasm for the preparation of the women's holiday.

I want to tell you how we arranged a holiday for our male colleagues at work on February 23rd. The idea of ​​celebrating Defender of the Fatherland Day and creative congratulations in the company came quite suddenly, but it turned out to be excellent and lively, successfully replacing the banal meeting and congratulations, which is done in most offices from year to year. Our male colleagues were delighted with the gift, the whole office was involved - everyone took part in organizing this holiday.

So, we came up with the idea of ​​arranging a real medical examination with the girls, which usually awaits conscripts in the military registration and enlistment office. We had an ophthalmologist, a neuropathologist, a therapist, a speech therapist, and, of course, the head physician. For the medical examination, they chose a large office where the accounting department sat. This did not interfere with the work, as everything was taken care of in advance.

At the entrance to the office, we had two nurses who met our heroes of the occasion - in white coats, high heels, with beautiful makeup and hairstyles. A photo session with the nurses was also organized there, after which they escorted the men to the “medical office”, where all sorts of surprises awaited them. First of all, the “conscripts” were met by a therapist, she directed them further, filling out a medical card specially designed for this purpose for the passage of doctors. The next in line was a neuropathologist, he asked the simplest puzzles for logic. The speech therapist prescribed sayings for speed, picked up the funniest ones in advance. And if there was a desire, the conscript could remember his own. Here it was the funniest thing: it turns out that men know a lot of funny sayings. At the optometrist they read the phrase "Congratulations on February 23," which was written on a drawing board in letters of different sizes - from the smallest to the largest. After the bypass, the cards were handed over to the therapist and went to the workplace.

At lunchtime, we laid the table and invited our men to the “fledge”, where the head physician announced that everyone was fit to serve in our friendly team. Then everyone was given cards glued to a greeting card, and medals prepared in advance (by the way, the medals were made from ordinary cardboard, then pasted over with golden foil, and glued a small piece of paper on which they wrote “Company Defender” with a red marker). Then they handed out dry rations in gift bags with holiday symbols. Each "ration" included a bottle of an elite drink, a bag of chips, and a thermo mug. In general, initially we planned to find khaki bags instead of gift bags, but we did not find them in the right quantity, and there was no time to sew ourselves. Therefore, I had to limit myself to ordinary gift bags. Well, then - fighting one hundred grams at a friendly cheerful table in honor of our men. Everyone had fun with all their hearts, danced with doctors and nurses. And most importantly, that both bosses and employees were equal.

By the way, the men decided to continue our idea and gave us a themed celebration on Women's Day. No wonder they say: "What a gift for February 23, such for March 8." But more on that another time.

Vera's head, especially for the site "Women's Happiness".

Cl. hands.: Today is not just a February day, today is a special day. We gathered to congratulate our boys.
1st girl: Red shoulder straps,
New uniform.
Walking around Moscow
Young commander.
He has a walk
Full of pride.
Day of their defenders
The country is celebrating.
Cl. hands .: Boys, do you know why February 23 is called the Day of Defenders of the Fatherland?
(On February 23, 1918, the Red Army was formed. And this day began to be celebrated as the Birthday of the Red Army. After the formation of the USSR, this holiday was renamed the Day of the Soviet Army. Later it was called the Day of the Armed Forces and the Navy. And now February 23 is the Day Defenders of the Fatherland.)
Cl. hands: But this day has always been a holiday for men. And today we glorify the defenders (including future ones) of our Fatherland. Speaking of defenders, we must not forget those soldiers who remained in the earth forever, the soldiers who gave us a peaceful sky above our heads and the opportunity to live and enjoy life in the 21st century.
2nd girl: They gave no smoke,
The dust is black with tears.
Not a single medal
My grandfather didn't bring it.
Only in this very
It's not his fault
Because he himself
Didn't come back from the war.
3rd girl: The boys are sleeping in the glow of the stars ...
They are seventeen! Forever seventeen!
They can't get up from under the white birches,
From under the scarlet rowans do not rise.
There were boys in overcoats to toe
On the enemy, under armor-piercing fire.
Don't forget these guys
Be worthy of these boys!
moment of silence
Cl. hands.: You were born and raised in a peaceful land. You know well how noisy spring thunderstorms are, but you have never heard the thunder of guns. You see how new houses are being built, but you do not suspect how easily they are destroyed under a hail of bombs and shells. May God never hear or see what war brings with it.
4th girl: I want the sun to shine
But not only over our country,
So that children all over the planet
Smiled with me
To wake them up in the morning
And saw the sun in the window
And not the black smoke of conflagrations,
crawling on the ground.
Let this not dream in a dream
And only my mother will dream
Or golden sun
Spring day, native land.
Cl. hands: We wish you, our dear boys, to become strong, courageous, brave, to protect the weak, to become worthy defenders of our Motherland! As you know, the defenders of the Fatherland have to deal with weapons. How many types of weapons and military equipment do you know? The girls and I will check it out now.
1 contest
Cl. hands.: Our first competition is called "Word Fight". You must remember as many names of weapons and military equipment as possible.
2 contest
Cl. hands .: Our second competition is called "Quiz", because a real defender of the Fatherland must be smart and well-read.
Questions for the quiz:
1. What formidable weapon bears the girl's name? (Katyusha) And the name of the boy? (Maksim)
2. In what year was the Red Army organized? (in 1918)
3. What weapon is named after its inventor? (Kalashnikov assault rifle)
4. What are shoulder badges called in the Russian army? (epaulettes)
5. What is the name of a teenager who studies maritime affairs? (Cabin boy)
6. What do wood and a rifle have in common? (Trunk)
7. What device can be used to determine the cardinal points? (Compass)
3 contest
Cl. hands.: Our third competition is called "Military song". Your task is to remember as many military-themed songs as possible and (required!) sing them. The one who calls and sings the song last wins. You can't repeat! Started!

Cl. Hands: Our dear boys! You have demonstrated all your best qualities and, if necessary, you will become worthy Defenders of your Fatherland! Once again, we sincerely congratulate you, your dads, brothers and grandfathers on the upcoming bright and truly wonderful holiday!
Giving gifts to boys
festive tea party

Characters:

2 leading, Man, Man, Man.

1st Leader: In such a good and evening hour We have gathered together now!
2nd Leader: We want the lovely smiles to shine in this wonderful hall!
1st Leader: How good men are! Their eyes are the mirror of the soul!
2nd Leader: They are waiting for festive moments: Attention and entertainment!
1st Leader: Let's not waste time - It's time for us to congratulate men!
2nd Leader: Today is a man's day by right, He gives them honor and glory!

GREETING CARD GAME

On the tablet is a greeting card with the following text:
Our _____________________ men,
We have reasons to congratulate you!
You ______________ and ________________
And for that we are very grateful!
Although February is snow-white outside the window, -
We love you heartily and tenderly!
You are welcome ___________, ____________, _________, __________ and ___________!
We celebrate this holiday with you,
We wish you happiness, peace, goodness!
Stay ___________, __________, __________, __________ and ___________!

The presenters ask the ladies present at the evening which representatives of the stronger sex attract them.

Answers fit into the gaps on the greeting card, and then the entire text is recited.
(Suddenly, a Man in a paratrooper uniform lands on the stage from above with a parachute.)

1st Leader: It seems that in honor of the Defender of the Fatherland Day, a landing force is landing to us.
(The hosts raise the parachute, from under which the Man appears.)
2nd Lead: What a man! Man: (cheerfully) This is a good place to land!
1st Leader: Especially for real men. Man: That's right! (salutes)
2nd Leader: February 23 brings us the representatives of the stronger sex from the sky.
Man: I see a lot of them in the hall.
2nd Leader: You are right, there are enough heroes of the occasion here.
Man: In this case, they should be the center of attention.
1st Leader: We absolutely agree with you. (to the audience:) We invite real men to take the stage!

COMPETITION "FIGHT ON HUNTS"

The contestants squat in a circle (the formed circle is fenced with pins), stretch their arms forward with their palms and, hitting the opponents' palms, try to push each other out of the pins. Contestants who touch the floor with their hands or leave the circle leave the stage.
The prize is received by the one who has not left the combat limits to the last.

2nd Leader: At one time, ladies adopted a lot from the male half.
Man: What do you mean?
2nd Leader: For example, in the ladies' wardrobe there are things that previously took place in the men's wardrobe.
1st Leader: I wonder if our ladies know about this?
2nd Leader: Let's get to know them.

GAME "FROM MEN TO LADIES"

The presenters invite the ladies present in the hall to name the things that have passed to them from the men's wardrobe (trousers, stockings, wig, etc.). The most active are invited to the stage. Man: I can hardly imagine myself in stockings and a wig. 1st Presenter: Surely, the ladies also hardly think of you in all this attire. 2nd Presenter: Actually, the fair sex understands men in their own way.

COMPETITION "MEN IN THE WOMEN'S UNDERSTANDING"

Ladies who excelled in the previous game receive a tablet with an album sheet, a marker and a card with one of the concepts (for example: “A man at a party”, “A man in a garage”, “A man on a fishing trip”, etc.) The concepts are not announced in advance.
Within five minutes, they must schematically depict the essence of their concepts, then the masterpieces appear for everyone to see.
The prize is given to the contestant whose drawing was understood by the audience in accordance with the given concept.

Man: Here, it turns out, how you, dear ladies, see us men. I want to offer you an amusing quiz called "A man through the eyes of a woman."

QUIZ "A MAN IN THE EYES OF A WOMAN"

The ladies present in the hall choose one correct answer from the three given by the Man for each question of the quiz.

1. What will the man do with the candy?

a) will quickly eat it whole;
b) eat slowly, biting off a little, determining its filling;
c) refuse it, so as not to drop the dignity of the stronger sex.

2. What dishes would a man prefer in a restaurant?

a) exotic
b) ordinary;
c) what his mother used to tell him when he was a child.

3. What will a man do when he comes to the store to update his wardrobe?

a) before buying, consult with the seller, having learned his opinion;
b) immediately ask the seller for a model of a certain color and size;
c) after long viewings and fittings, without making a choice, he will leave with nothing, postponing shopping until the next time.

4. How will a man who travels in an unfamiliar area and suddenly go astray act?

a) ask for directions from the first person you meet;
b) will get angry in uncertainty;
c) will start looking for the way on his own, relying on his intuition.

5. What will the man behind the wheel do when the traffic light turns green?

a) quickly rush forward, ahead of others;
b) slowly move off;
c) will create a traffic jam, fascinated by a lady in a nearby car.

1st Leader: Ladies and men are always unrevealed secrets for each other.
2nd Leader: And men are sometimes real surprises.
Man: It's probably because we love surprises.
1st Leader: Then you should deliver them.
2nd Leader: Surprises, fly to the hall!
(6 paper parachutes with cases from kinder surprises suspended from below land in the auditorium from above. Six men who caught the parachutes are asked by the presenters to go backstage.)
Man: Are the surprises over yet?
1st Lead: Men's surprises begin!

COMPETITION "MALE SURPRISES"

Six men become contestants. Backstage, they open cases hanging from parachutes and find a note with the name of an animal in them. Then the contestants, in order of priority, enter the stage and, with the help of pantomime, portray their animals. Before the exit of each contestant, the presenters announce: “The man is at work”; "A man at home"; "Man driving"; "The man in the restaurant"; "Man at the resort"; "Man with Friends"
Prizes are awarded to those whose animals are recognized by the public.

2nd Leader: No one expected such surprises from the representatives of the stronger sex.
1st Leader: It should be noted that men are always in a hurry somewhere.
Man: We are in a hurry not to miss our happiness.
2nd Leader: However, the lucky ones are speeding up.
1st Lead: I wonder where the happy man is in a hurry?
2nd Leader: There are many answers to this question today.
(Presenters with microphones descend into the auditorium and receive answers to this question from the representatives of the stronger sex.)
1st Leader: And I thought that happy men rush only to the garage.
Man: A man and a car are inseparable concepts.
2nd Leader: Our next competition for true motorists!

COMPETITION "DO NOT LET UP!"

Contestants receive a balloon and a bicycle pump. Then, blindfolded, they begin to inflate their balloons with pumps.
The prize goes to the contestant who inflates the balloon the fastest and bursts it.

1st Leader: Men are happy when they have pumps in their hands, and ladies when they get two outfits out of turn.
2nd Leader: Usually it happens like this.
(The hosts and the Man go to the left side of the wings, from the opposite side of which the characters of the interlude “Two outfits out of turn” appear.)

INTERMEDIA "TWO OUT OF LINE"

She:(demanding) I want two outfits out of turn!
He: Go, peel the potatoes and wash your socks - your wishes will come true.
She: These are not my desires! These are duties that an irresponsible husband forgets to fulfill!
He: And what duties, in your opinion, should a conscientious husband have?
She: The most ordinary ones: on weekdays - to serve coffee in bed, on weekends - to present flowers, and on holidays - to please with expensive gifts!
He:(dreamy) Why, then, was I not born a woman?
She: Now I understand why you always get yourself only blue shirts!
He:
She: For your weakness!
He:(modestly) Actually, since I married you, my weakness stopped.
She: And you hid it from me?
He: Isn't it noticeable?
She: This immediately catches your eye if you enter our bedroom! No wonder my friends asked me one juicy question: why are our beds far apart!
He: And what did you answer them?
She: My husband has a pig!
He: Sounds convincing.
She: This is not your “mumps”, but you are a real boar!
He: Scream louder - people might think that we are celebrating the Year of the Boar.
She: I have been celebrating it ever since I married you!
He: Fine, fine. Now I'll go and make you gifts.
She:(enthusiastically) Finally, the Year of the Dragon begins for me! What do you want to give me?
He: Peeled potatoes and washed socks.
She:(excitedly) Now you will make such presents to yourself all the time!
He: After your hands, they look spectacular.
She: It seems like you just dreamed of being born a woman!
He: But he was not born.
She: Today I give you this happy opportunity!
He:(surprised) And then who will you become?
She: And I'll live your philistine life!
He: No wonder my friends asked me why our beds are far apart.
She: Did you do this with them in our bedroom?
He: No way. We are quite satisfied with the cuisine.
She:(sobbing) That's why the table's legs are loose.
He: Three bottles of beer for three is not a great load.
She:(excitedly) Then why are they wobbly?!
He: You always live in the kitchen - you know better.
She:(incredulously) What are you implying?
He: For your weakness.
She:(modestly) Actually, right after we got married, my weakness stopped.
He: Then why are you living in the kitchen?
She:(excitedly) I want to prove to you that I am a strong woman: indifferent to men, not glued to the bed!
He:(dreamy) Why wasn't I born a woman?
She: Your dream has come true - two outfits out of turn!
(The sideshow characters bow and move to the right side of the wings, from the left side of which the presenters enter the stage.)

1st Leader: The outfits have been awarded, now it's time to play!
2nd Leader: The most festive game for everyone... Together: "February guessing games"!

FEBRUARY GUESSING GAME

The hosts say quatrains with unfinished last lines. Those present in the hall must guess the corresponding rhymes. Game to activate the public.

1st Leader: February gave us all
Neither warmth nor freshness grew,
And such a wonderful day -
We call him... ("Male")

2nd Leader: Ladies in the evening in excitement
Prepared pickles,
For men's straight gait
We also bought ... (Vodka)

1st Leader: Strong sex without worries
The grocery store leads a trip:
They need one trifle -
Five-star... (Cognac)

2nd Leader: Ladies on their feet a little light
They induce their marafet;
They give in bundles of bright
Guys... (Gifts)

1st Leader: The men are not far behind
Near the mirror scurry:
Before taking a hundred grams,
They dream of conquering ... (Dam)

2nd Leader: The table is set, fun, laughter,
Men have great success -
In such happy moments
They get... (Compliments)

1st Leader: On a holiday, ladies will not refuse:
Respect with a word of affection,
Well fed vysusno -
Men will not be ... (Sad)

2nd Leader: Hour of fun is the best chance
Make a curtsey,
And then, no matter what,
To be under ... (Table)

1st Leader: The holiday is not to blame
That a detachment dived under the table -
The men are a bit tired
Very sweet ... (Drowsed off)

2nd Leader: In the morning the strong sex will wake up
Dive into weekdays again.
Oh, what a prankster he is -
Men's Day - February ... (Holiday)

(A peasant appears on the right side of the wings with a hammer in his hand, dressed in a working uniform.)

Man:(cheerfully) Good evening! Shouldn't something be nailed, screwed or repaired here ?! (pulls screwdriver out of pocket)
1st Leader: What a business man.
2nd Leader: Thanks, I do not need it now.
Man: Then I'll stay with you a little, - suddenly my help is needed!
1st Leader: Of course, stay - have fun with everyone in honor of the holiday.
Man: It's possible! After all, I know the business, and I do not forget the entertainment! (B balloons fly from above into the auditorium: 3 red and 3 yellow.)
2nd Leader: Surprises have arrived in our hall again! Dear men who caught air souvenirs, we invite you to the stage!
(Six men with balloons take the stage. The presenter bursts one of the red balloons in which there was a note.)
1st Leader: Now we will find out what a surprise is fraught with a red ball! (reads the text of the note)
“There are hands and a hammer,
Nails and sticks
So, the case will make sense
And the joy of the little ones!”
Man: This is just my part! (takes out 3 hammers, 3 bars and 18 nails from behind the scenes)

COMPETITION "Scoring"

Men who catch red balls receive a hammer, a bar and 6 nails each. Their task is to drive nails into a bar with a hammer.
The winner is the one who copes with the task ahead of everyone (the quality of work is also taken into account).

2nd Leader: Now let's reveal the secret of the yellow ball!., (bursts one of the yellow balls and announces the note in it :)
"You need screws and a screwdriver
Definitely fit!
To keep the hooks straight
There are no better helpers!

COMPETITION "PRIVINTILES"

The men who caught the yellow balls receive from the Peasant a screwdriver, a wooden plank with holes for screws and 6 household hooks each. Their task: to screw the hooks to the bar with a screwdriver.
The prize is given to the most agile and skillful contestant.

Man: Masters and hooks rejoice!
1st Leader: Russia has been famous for artisans from time immemorial. Whatever the city, then its craftsmen.
2nd Leader: And our cities, by the way, are named after male names.

GAME "CITIES AND MEN"

The presenters invite the representatives of the stronger sex present in the hall to name cities with male names (Ivanovo, Vladimir, Borisoglebsk, etc.). The six most active are invited to the stage.
Man: In every city there are avid fishermen! Am I right? .. Then we'll have a fun fishing trip!

COMPETITION "FUN FISHING"

A peasant takes out three ropes from behind the curtains, tied together in the middle, where a dried vobla is suspended. Six men who took an active part in the previous game, take up the sticks that are at the ends of the ropes and diverge in different directions.
To cheerful music, they wind the rope around a stick, thus approaching the wobble, which will get the most agile.

1st Leader: Men, as you know, will never refuse to eat.
2nd Leader: Are they well versed in cooking?
1st Leader: This is easy to find out if you play the game "The Way to a Man's Heart".

GAME "WAY TO THE HEART OF A MAN"

The hosts ask the strong half of the audience to give names to what will be discussed below:
1. A dish prepared with the participation of a cow and a chicken. (Omelette)
2. Oriental dish, on solemn occasions crowned with a ram's head. (Pilaf)
3.Maxi cake. (Cake) 4. Pig layer. (Salo)
5. Apricot, who went on a dry hunger strike. (Dried apricots)
6. Bagel-undersize. (Drying)
7. Soft-boiled potatoes. (Pure)
8. The fruit boxers love. (Pear)
9. Ears with curd filling. (Vareniki)
10. Fruit kefir is not our way. (Yogurt)

The game assumes choral responses. The culinary savvy take the stage.
Man: Come on, food lovers, take apart the air sausages!

COMPETITION "AIR SAUSAGES"

Those who distinguished themselves in the previous game form 2 teams, the captains of which the Muzhik gives a balloon in the form of a sausage to the captains. Standing in a column, the contestants pass each other the ball, sandwiched between their legs (it is forbidden to help with their hands). The winner is the team whose sausage was tested by all its participants in the minimum amount of time.

2nd Leader: Men have not only a good appetite, but also mental abilities.
1st Leader: Our game is proof of that.
2nd Leader: Representatives of the stronger sex, charge your brains!

GAME "CHARGE THE BRAIN!"

The hosts read out the phrases, and the men present in the hall should name them in one word.
1. Jacket for a diaper. (Vest)
2. Folklore text for ingenuity. (Mystery)
3. Letters lined up for roll call. (Alphabet) t
4. Great-grandmother's audio system. (Gramophone)
5. The epicenter of the donut. (Hole)
6. The reverse side of the back of the head. (Face)
7. An occasion to publicly cuddle with a lady. (Dance)
8. An insect suffering from unrequited love for a person. (Mosquito)
9. Part of the face, which is sometimes hung. (Nose)
10. A plant that is responsible for the relationship between people with its head. (Chamomile)

The smartest are invited to the stage.

Man: For those who know how to charge their brains, there is a contest called "February Humor"!

COMPETITION "FEBRUARY HUMORINE"

The man offers the smartest men funny situations:

On February 1, 23, as a gift from your beloved, you will receive a funny souvenir - horns.
2. In the midst of the celebration, a pretty stranger suddenly appears and introduces herself as your mistress.
3. The wife calls the cat by your name, and calls you Murzik.
4. Alone with you, your beloved constantly faints.
5. On Sunday you were fixing your 1 year old son's crib and found an unused condom in it.
6. Your wife calls you Petya in the morning, Grisha in the afternoon, Dima in the evening, and Kolya at night, despite the fact that you are Aleksey according to your passport. Competitors answer all questions in order of priority. The winner (there may be several) is determined by the applause of the audience.

1st Leader:(to the Man) Tell me, what else can distinguish men?
Man: With his prowess and musicality!
2nd Leader: Can these concepts be compatible?
Man: And how! Now my friends will come here and together we will do something for you!., (shouts towards the right wings:) Hey friends, your help is needed! (Four men come on stage, one of whom plays an accordion, and four women.)
1st Leader: Excuse me, we were talking exclusively about the representatives of the stronger sex.
Man: Ladies - the decoration of our daring quintet!
Ladies: (roaringly) Wow!
2nd Leader: In that case, we are all aware.
Man: Men's ditties! (The peasant and his friends sing ditties. Women are located between the performers, “hoot” and dance to each tune.)

MEN'S PARTS

1st: We will sing to you now
Under the accordion ditties!
You arrange a dance
Wives and girlfriends!

2nd: We met with the cutie
Evening on the street!
So that no one touches her
I'm afraid to screw up!

3rd: What's up with the girlfriend
Blue eyes!
My gifts to her
Like any!

4th: Me wife for behavior
Suddenly announced a boycott;
Set a table for two people
Doesn't invite me to eat.

5th: I'm after my wife
Cared for a whole year
Cavaliers day-to-day
He dared her!

1st: Together my wife and I
We go fishing:
She sings songs,
No fish, sorry.

2nd: Invites you to visit
My sweetheart is not always:
If you need to arrange something -
Know me then!

3rd: I got lucky with my girlfriend
She doesn't need much!
And how they went to the registry office with her, -
Requires outfits.

4th: The accordion plays well -
Round buttons!
I recognize my cutie
I'm always on the ass!

5th: We cheered you up -
It became more fun!
clap us now
From the heart soon!

Man:(to the hosts) How do you like our daring quintet?!
1st Leader: It was unsurpassed!
Man: I won’t talk in vain! .. (glances at his friends, who show him in the direction of the wings) My friends let me know that I need to help somewhere! Have fun entertainment! (To the tune of an accordion, a peasant with friends and girlfriends heads towards the right wings.)
2nd Leader: Friends are wonderful, especially if they are male!

MYSTERIOUS FRIENDS GAME

The hosts say quatrains with unfinished last lines. All those present in the hall must guess the male names that rhyme with the end of the third lines. Choral responses are expected to activate the audience.

1. The musician is great:
And play and sing.
It will be fun in the world
If next to you ... (Petya)

2. Cavalier he is what you need.
There is no end to the girls.
Out on a date again
Daring handsome ... (Misha)

Z. Any business argues
In his "golden" hands.
Call - you soon
It always helps ... (Andrey)

4.0n - the soul of an honest company:
Say a toast, sing a verse.
If you hear "Great!" -
Without a doubt, this is ... (Vova)

5.Hiking - his element:
The expanse of native expanses beckons.
Can't sit at home
Romantic with a backpack... (Roma)

b. He is resourceful and courageous,
You won't get lost anywhere with it.
Everything has a sense of proportion
Serious... (Valery)

7. He is an excellent interlocutor,
You will be exposed to many topics.
Books to read amateur
At leisure, smart ... (Vitya)

8. “What a dandy is exquisite” -
He hears from all sides.
Do not find sweeter and more beautiful
Groom than dandy-... (Sasha)

9. Loves speed very much,
You will ride with the wind.
Will overtake everyone on the road,
He will only sit behind the wheel ... (Serge)

10. He loves the comfort of home,
The table will be set - the highest class.
Door open for friends
At the gallant ... (Nikita)

1st Leader: It is a pleasure to deal with an exquisitely polite and amiable man.
2nd Leader: Of course, with such a gallant gentleman, each of us will feel like a true lady.
1st Leader: But, unfortunately, the age of courtesy and courtesy remained in the distant past.
2nd Leader: Do not draw pessimistic conclusions. I see a very suitable candidate in the front row, (referring to a man of pleasant appearance:) May I invite you to the stage?
Man: Of course, (rises to the leaders)
1st Leader:(admiringly) He's just a man!
2nd Leader:(to the Man) Let me ask you one delicate question.
Man: I don't mind.
2nd Leader: Are you men always truthful?
Man: To be responsible for all the representatives of the stronger sex is in itself an untruthful act.
1st Leader: So, you should ask the men present in the hall.
2nd Leader: Surely a funny game will make their answers more truthful.

GAME "Well, VERY TRUE!"

10 balloons fly from above into the auditorium. The hosts are asked to catch the balls exclusively for the male half and go on stage with them. Then those who came out in order of priority take out banknotes printed on a color printer from the wallets of the leaders, on the reverse side of which there is one question each:
. Do you compliment ladies?
. Do you watch erotic films?
. Does belly dancing turn you on?
. Do you suffer from jealousy?
. Do you enjoy Mogol Gogol?
. Is scrambled eggs and sausage your signature dish?
. Is the Kama Sutra considered your reference book?
. Are you a notorious ladies' man?
. Have you ever been in the role of a woman?
. Do you accept gifts from the gentle sex?

The answers to the questions are in the balloons:
. There was not and will not be.
. Let's talk about this without witnesses.
. This is the most enjoyable for me.
. Every time I go to bed.
. This is my hobby.
. Once a day I allow myself this pleasure.
. When there are guests in the house.
. Of course, otherwise it would be uninteresting to live.
. If there is no second half nearby.
. Not without it. The players pop their balloons and read out the notes with the answers.

For frankness, everyone receives sweet prizes. The presenters leave two strong men on stage, motivating that their answers seemed to them the most truthful.

1st Leader: Undoubtedly, only knights of ladies' hearts can be extremely truthful.
2nd Leader: And where are the ladies of our knights?
Man: The ladies are waiting for a special invitation.
(Two participants in the previous game go to different sides of the wings and bring 5 miniature girls onto the stage.)

COMPETITION "KNIGHTS OF LADIES' HEARTS"

Girls form 2 teams, both men become captains. To cheerful music, they pick up each member of their team in turn and carry them to the chair and back. The winner is the team in which in a short period of time all the girls have been on their hands.
1st Leader: There are a great many men known for their achievements, and if you remember everyone, it will take more than one evening.
2nd Leader: Then let us pay attention to the glorious triples!
Man: I start: Athos, Porthos, Aramis.
1st Leader: Coward, Dunce, Experienced.
2nd Leader:(to the audience) And now, dear audience, let's play with you!

GAME "GOOD TROYS"

Those present in the hall call the men who make up the famous triples (you can do without names and surnames, for example: three heroes, three fat men, three princes).
The game provides for massive non-prize responses.

1st Leader: After such a game, I would like to invite three representatives of the stronger and fairer sex, who have shown competence in glorious threesomes, to the stage.
(Three men and three women enter the stage.)
2nd Leader:(to those who left) Remind everyone, please, the name of the festive evening ... Our next contest is called the same way!

COMPETITION "MAN, MAN, MAN"

Higher men and women form opposite-sex pairs. Men sit on chairs and put on wigs with shoulder-length hair (if the contestants have their own suitable hair, you can do without wigs), women take a card from the Men's tray with the inscription: "man"; "man"; "man".
To the tune of the movie "Gentlemen of Fortune" they make their male assistants hairstyles with the given name (combs, invisibles, elastic bands and small hairpins are given as improvised means).
The winner is chosen by audience applause. Male assistants receive sweet prizes for patience and endurance.

1st Leader:(to the Man) Let me know, is this your first time on stage or has your debut already taken place?
Man: I performed with the school theater studio.
2nd Leader: Have you played female roles?
Man: It happened once - instead of a sick girl, he dressed up as Baba Yaga.
1st Leader: Probably, you broke the thunder of applause.
Man: Some asked for an autograph.
2nd Leader:(to the hall) An incomparable spectacle when women are played by representatives of the stronger sex! Let's name these wonderful actors!

THE GAME "STRAIGHT TO THE LADIES"

Those present in the hall say the names and surnames of the actors who played female roles (O. Tabakov, A. Kalyagin, A. Danilko, etc.).
Everyone who took part in the game is awarded a prize - a balloon, after which the men are left on the stage.

1st Leader:(to men) We will not ask you to try on women's dress, but you will have to show your artistic abilities!

COMPETITION "Oh, THESE LEGS!"

The men who took part in the previous game are given markers. In 1 minute, they must depict female legs on their balloons.
The prize will go to whoever has the most.

2nd Leader:(to the Man) Tell me, could you perform something on this stage in honor of the holiday?
Man: Comic advice for the stronger sex!

(to the motive "Songs about the moonshine still" from the movie "Moonshiners")

1. If you don’t feel like getting up early,
And warmed up a soft bed,
So you are friends with her -
You can't break up!

2. If your wife sent you to the grocery store, -
Let the whole evening wait later:
Expectation in favor of her -
Will love you more!

Z. If your wife made an omelet for you
And she said that there were no more products,
So you are now a cock -
You can have two hens!

4. If you wash your own socks
And at the same time you die of longing, -
Smile out loud
And the longing will go to the socks!

5. If your wife is used to being jealous
And to get your nitpicks, -
Let him go to the circus, and that hour
Take a break from stupid phrases!

b. If a neighbor often began to drop in,
who has no wife yet,
Post a dossier about him -
He will welcome guests!

7. If your spouse brings you horns as a gift,
So, she will also be lucky with the present:
You hooves at the right time
Provide without embellishment!

8. If the mother-in-law was suddenly overstayed with you, -
Dress up at home, you, like a Papuan,
Beat loudly on the drum -
The sofa will not be nice to her!

9. If your wife gave you a concert, -
Give her back the bus ticket
Close the door behind you
She needs another viewer!

10. If a garage has become a mile of your apartment,
Do not constrain his modest surroundings, -
Can you live in peace
And don't worry about the past!

1st Leader:(to the Man) Your humorous advice amused not only the representatives of the stronger sex, but also the female half of the audience.
2nd Leader: Thank you for the pleasure and please come to the auditorium. (The man takes his seat in the front row.)
1st Leader: All the day gave men's fun!
He provided a reason for entertainment
And left a good memory
He filled our hearts!
2nd Leader: So let the holiday not leave us,
After all, there are real men,
With which the twists are unknown!
Let us say goodbye - in a good hour!