How beautiful to send a person in a message. How to send a man so that he is not offended. How to refuse a girl and not offend her

22.04.2019

Many in their hearts can shout out something so abusive that they would not say in a normal state, others cannot say a word without a mat, which shows not only their disrespect for others, but also bad manners. Before answering the question of how to send a checkmate, let's figure out what a checkmate is.

Cursing is called the most rude kind of profanity in languages. It is believed that swearing is a phenomenon of purely Russian and closely related languages, but everyone knows a couple of swear words from foreign films in other languages.

Send without swearing

The use of obscenities in public, according to the law of many countries, is regarded as hooliganism, for which you will have to pay a fine. Therefore, you should not introduce yourself into waste, and if you really want to speak obscenely, here are a few examples of how to send a person without a mat.

Rearranging the syllables swear words, thus, the mat will no longer be perceived as a curse. For example: go natuy, zhuyobok
The second option for very witty people. You can show imagination and, one might say, literary talent. For example, in childhood, they often used the phrase: "Go to the butterfly farm to catch butterflies."
You can send it to where you came from.
Or another option - go to x, ygrik and the eleventh letter of the alphabet.
You can send the offender on an erotic tour.

How to send without a mat, without a mat at all - is already more difficult, but real.

For example, you can politely say that you do not want to communicate with this person, since his worldview has not yet developed to the level of an intelligent and sane person.

Another option is when you have been betrayed, and you want to somehow offend the offender. Tell him that he completely fulfilled his mission on the planet - he acted vilely and ugly, the mission was completed, the balance of evil and good was restored.

And you can also give you a recommendation to familiarize yourself with the works of V. Sinelnikov, who positions positive attitude to the world. Everything that happens to us, we caused ourselves by our actions or thoughts. And if someone brought you to the point that there was a desire to shout out offensive abuse, stop, think about why it happened. We ourselves create the world around us.

If you have feelings for a girl, but at some point you want to spend time not with her, but with friends or alone with yourself, you should affectionately explain to her that you really appreciate your relationship, but you will be busy for some time. Tell her you'll call her as soon as you're free. The main thing is not to be rude, otherwise you risk losing your chosen one because of such a trifle.

If the fair sex fills you with girls, and you don’t feel any sympathy for her, then you really have to refuse her. Out of pity, you should not start a relationship with.

There are rare cases when a girl herself tries to achieve intimate relationships. She behaves very frankly and makes all sorts of hints. You better not get on with her sexual relations if you don't plan to be around after that, remember that "free cheese is only in a mousetrap."

How to refuse a girl and not offend her

Never forget that in any situation you must look decent. Even if the girl is strongly imposed, do not say obscene words to her and do not raise your voice at her.

When a girl herself offers a guy her candidacy for the role of his lover, her excitement just rolls over. Rudely refusing her, you can permanently lower her self-esteem. Instead of a direct refusal, it is better to lie. Say you're not ready for serious relationship or that your heart, unfortunately, already belongs to another. Be sure to tell her, "I'm sorry, it happened, I'm sorry." She will still be hurt and hurt, but not so much.

Don't leave the conversation for later. You need to immediately explain the current situation to her, otherwise, even for a short period, she may believe that a relationship between you is possible, after which it will be even more difficult for her to understand that this is not so.

During the conversation, be extremely serious. Look her straight in the eye so she can trust you. Lastly, give her a compliment. Say something nice, like "It's nice to know that beautiful girl drew on" or "Believe me, not every girl dares to say that."

If you need to break up with your girlfriend, it is unlikely that everything will turn out so simply. It is much more difficult to break off relationships that have developed even for a short time than those that have not begun at all. In this case, you will have to really only tell the truth. Be sincere, your ex needs to know why you can't be together.

The main thing is to remain a man in any situation. Set your priorities and be only with those for whom you have real feelings.

Now you can beautifully, and most importantly, subtly poke an opponent in a dispute using one of these expressions.
Only aristocrats and people with a fair sense of humor and imagination can insult so beautifully.
So,

How nice to offend the interlocutor.

Any resemblance between you and the person is purely coincidental!

Are you always this stupid, or is today a special occasion?
As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?

I would like to punch you in the teeth, but why should I improve your appearance?
At least there is one positive thing about your body. It's not as scary as your face!
The brain is not everything. And in your case, it's nothing!
Be careful, don't let your brain get into your head!
I like you. They say I have terrible taste, but I love you.
Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?
If only I had a face like yours. I would sue my parents!
Don't be upset. A lot of people don't have talent either!
No offense, but do you have a job to spread ignorance?
Keep talking, someday you will still be able to say something smart!
Do you still love nature despite what it has done to you?
I don't think so, maybe you have a brain strain!
Fellows like you don't grow on trees, they vacillate there.
He has a mechanical mind. This is bad for him, he often forgets to turn his back to the wind.
His mind is like a steel trap that always closes when trying to find the answer!
You are a man of the earth, bad that is not the best part of it.
He thought, this is something new.
When it finally gets dark, you will surely look better!
Yes, you are just a miracle comedian. If it's funny, it's a miracle!
In Who's Who you should be looked for as What Is It?
You are living proof that a person can live without brains!
He is so short that when it rains, he is always the last to know.
Yes, you're just a template for building an idiot.
Why are you here? I thought the zoo was closing for the night!
How did you get here? Did someone leave the cage open?
Do not try to find anything in your head, it is empty.
I think you wouldn't want to feel the way you look!
Hello! I am human! What do you?
I can't talk to you right now, tell me where will you be in 10 years?
I don't want you to turn the other cheek, it's just ugly.
I don't know who you are, but it would be better if you weren't there, I'm sure everyone will agree with me.
I don't know what makes you stupid, but it really works.
I can drive the monkey out of you, but it will cost you dearly!
I can't remember your name and please don't help me with this!
I don't even like the people you're trying to copy.
I know you were born stupid, but why do you relapse?
I know that you made yourself. It's good that you plead guilty!
I know you are not as stupid as you look. This is impossible!
I saw people like you, but then I had to pay for the ticket!
Why are you such a fool today? Although I think this is typical of you.

But just do not overdo it, even using veiled not direct insults you can get in the face))
By using these insults, you take responsibility for your words.

For every power there is another power. When a person is full of anger and resentment, it is not always possible to remain silent on his foul language. Sometimes you want to answer. How to answer without losing your temper and without sinking to the level of the interlocutor?

1. To talk with you on the same level, I have to lie down!..

2. I don't know what you eat for breakfast, but it really works! Intelligence tends to zero!

3. Just do not remove the headphones from your ears. God forbid a draft will chill the brain from the inside.

4. Should I see a psychologist? Of course not, thank you very much per useful advice, but you should not equalize everyone on your own.

5. You will open your mouth at the dentist.

6. To shock me, you have to say something smart.

7. One more horn from your platform and your dental compound will move.

8. So that you celebrate your wedding at McDonalds.

9. If it gave me pleasure to communicate with cykam, I would have had a dog for a long time.

10. Mind like a shell.

11. Looking at you, I begin to understand that nothing human is alien to God. He has an excellent sense of humor.

12. Talk, talk… I always yawn when I'm interested!

13. Would you decorate the world with your absence, until I took a sin on my soul!

14. From positive qualities You only have Rh factor.

15. I live opposite the cemetery. You will show off, you will live opposite me.

16. Does everyone love you? Ah, well, yes, love is evil ...

17. What if you could cover yourself with a teaspoon in the bath!

18. - Girl, are you bored? - Not by that much…

19. Your right to your own opinion does not oblige me to listen to nonsense.

20. - “thank you” cannot be put in your pocket. - you will carry it in your hands !!!

21. Hey, you rose! Tulip from here, otherwise, like a dahlia, you will become gray!

22. I came to you with greetings, with an iron and a gun

24. It is better to be smartly silent than to speak stupidly

25. Is this a set of words, or do I need to think about it?

26. Sorry for not living up to your stereotypes

27. In some heads thoughts come to die

28. He: We will go to you or go to me?
Her: At the same time. You - to yourself, and I - to myself.

29. What, verbal oil well dried up?

30. Madhouse on the road, psychos in nature!

31. What are you watching? Are you in a museum? I'll arrange for you cultural event in two acts without intermission! I'll give a crack - the head will fly off

32. And what do you think, that if you yell at me louder, I will listen more quietly?

33. Now you will carry your glasses home with me. in different pockets.

34. Your style of speech reminds me of the bazaar dialect of the distant nineties at the end of the last century.

35. And don't laugh! Laughter for no reason is a sign that a person is either an idiot or a pretty girl. If you want to convince me of the second, shave first.

How to respond in specific situations. Examples!

1. Agree with the offending person. Classic:

- Yes, you are a complete fool and idiot!
- Yes. I have help too! Do you think it's very smart to prove something to a fool?

- You're just a fool!
- Agree! This is because you constantly have to talk to fools.

I don't like your answers!
What questions, what answers!

Yes, I'm smarter than all of you put together!
- Of course! After all, you have a mind chamber. Still a watchman to this shed ...

2. Bring the statement directed in your direction to the point of absurdity:

- Hey, slow down!
- I can not, the brake must be one. (No, our pair already has one brake!)

- What are you doing?
- I do it in my pants.

“Are you divorcing me now?”
- And now who do you consider yourself a bee or a rabbit?

3. Turn a negative statement into a positive one:

- You are a horse!
“If it weren’t for the suckers, where would you be right now?”

– Some idiots around!
"Don't you usually feel smart?"

- What is the phone grabbed when I'm talking to you ?!
I also prefer talking to smart people!

4. Put pressure on the person “on weakly”. After all, no one likes to feel weak:

- You dance like hell..
- I don’t dance, I just remove my legs so that you don’t crush me out ... (Do you know how cool I embroider with a cross!)

– What are you talking about?
- It's strange, but others like my speech ... Do you have no sense of beauty, or hearing problems?

Are you making yourself smart?
- Do you have problems communicating with smart people?

5. What do you want?

“Well, why are you quiet?”
- And what, did you already want to get on the surgeon's table by this time?

Well, who's the brave one here?
“You talk to me like that, as if your emergency room membership is gone.

You are a simple housewife!
“Would you like me to be a currency prostitute?”

Rudeness must be fought! If, when you are rude, you want to cry, then the interlocutor has achieved his goal. Self-asserted at your expense and supported by a considerable share of your energy! Don't encourage this kind of behavior!

To send an annoying guy or girl, it is not at all necessary to use obscene language and dirty curses. You should not stoop to the level of an interlocutor, when you can convey your idea through cultural and beautiful words: "Madame, if it seems to you that you are witty and from the stream of your incoherent interjections you can draw deep meaning then you are deeply mistaken". Examples of a phrase with humor: "You don't even need to be sent, because you visit this place more often than you breathe in the air"; "It's better for you to leave on your own and in English than to be sent in Russian."

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How beautiful to send a stranger?

Examples of phrases that culturally and politely hint to a person that they do not want to communicate with him:

I treat your point of view as quantum physics This is a useless item for me.
To get down to your level of communication, I need to fall through the ground.
I bet your mother lost the bet with your father that resulted in you?
See the plinth? Here, remember, this is just your level.
Your right, however, I am not obliged to listen to all this nonsense, which you consider your own opinion.
I don't remember your name, but please don't mention it.
Please accept my sincere insults. And this is not a stipulation.
You smell great. Did you drink alcohol yesterday?
Let your parent continue to be careful. It is necessary to protect ourselves so that such errors of nature do not appear in the world.

Phrases in verse:

I am sending you to... But not a three-letter word. I'm sending you to rest, go south.
Your humor is so good, you will go far with it.

You need to speak unemotionally and very calmly so that the annoying person does not feel that he has hurt his interlocutor with his words or insults.

How to correctly send a girl?

Phrases that can send a girl to hell without a mat:

You obviously cannot save our world with your beauty...
Do you feel bad or do you always look like this?
I would send you, but this moment it's pointless. You just got back from there, I see.
Did the stork repeatedly drop you on the way?
Nature decided not to bother with you too much.
Did you dye your hair blonde or were you born such a natural fool?

You can gently hint to a girl that communication with her does not give much pleasure:

If stupidity had wings to grow, then now, young lady, you would flutter like a moth.
I want to be alone now smart person which you are not.
You are so witty that I cut myself several times on your jokes.

How funny and original to send a particularly annoying girl:

Would you like me to tell you from what angle you look the most attractive? Through an optical sight.
Talk, don't stop. Pay no attention, because I always yawn when it is interesting to listen to the interlocutor.
Already leaving? And why is it so slow? We should hurry up!
Have you decided to make up in the style of Tyson today?
What are yours bottomless eyes especially the left one! And the circles under them suit you so much, just lovely!

How to send a guy without a mat and culturally?

How to send a man so that he is not offended:

Yesterday I read your astrological horoscope: love - the stars are smiling; well-being - the stars smile at you; finance - the stars are smiling; sex - the stars laugh at you.
When the stork brought you, your parents first wanted to take the bird for themselves.
Is today some kind of special day or are you always not bright with your mind?
Well, do not worry, the brain is not everything. And in your case, nothing at all.
You are like the ocean - you rock me the same way.
Did you scare a grandmother as a child?
How exciting you are! Too bad it doesn't interest me.

Phrases that can be written to a man in an SMS message or in in social networks to make it fall behind:

The Lord offended you, but he did absolutely the right thing.
Yeah, from the positive in you, I find only the Rh factor. Or is it also negative?
If you say that I'm too rude, you'll immediately go where decent girls don't send boys.
Are you looking for where the legs grow from? You might end up there yourself if you keep going like this...
kitty white color absolutely do not care about the opinion of gray mice.
I propose to leave all the formalities and go to you. And then it’s inconvenient to send you ...
You're just a template for making a fool.