Happy Medic Day poster. Wall newspaper for the future day of the physician
Congratulate Nurse beautiful poster which can be hung in the office.
The best part is that you can edit the poster however you like. For example, make it comical if you have at least a little knowledge of Photoshop, since the poster is in PSD format. Also in the archive is the same poster in eps and jpeg format.
On the poster, sincere congratulations to nurses in verse:
Nurse!..
You are alone and there are so many of you.
Every day at eight in the morning
You go to the sick strictly.
procedures and injections.
The doctor is at your fingertips.
There is no merciful school
Medical to be a sister.
We would like to congratulate the nurses
Your professional holiday - keep it up.
Give you fewer injections
And sleep more at night.
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We congratulate nurses today,
We wish you patience and health.
We wish for affection and warmth,
Goodness returned to you a hundredfold.
Today, on a holiday, we will say to you: “Thank you!”
For the fact that you will never pass by,
You will always help a person,
To those who call, you will come to the rescue.
May only work bring you joy,
About loved ones and relatives care,
May all your wishes come true
All efforts will return in prosperity.
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What is the share of the doctor
No sister's shoulder?
Who is always ready to help?
Who clamp, tweezers will give,
Prepare the tool
Or desired document?
The voice is gentle, the eyes are sharp ...
Congratulations Nurses!
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How many smiles, kindness and warmth
From our native nurse!
We want you to be lucky
Because you are kind to the sick!
Let trouble bypass you
Give us joy and light!
And may the bright angel always keep you
From grief, misfortune and troubles!
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Bandurko Margarita
There are many professions in the world:
Singers, pilots, carpenters,
But all the more important, all the more necessary
Labor is modest health workers!
From year to year we celebrate and congratulate all workers medical institutions . Day medica celebrated in Russia on the third Sunday of June. This year the holiday is celebrated on June 17th. We congratulate people who treat diseases, save lives, give joy and hope. The specific feature of the dedicated medical workers of the day is something that celebrate it not only doctors, but also all people involved in saving lives and helping the sick and injured.
For many a day medica is not just a holiday. it is equated to the day of solidarity, when every person tries to express medical workers your respect and respect. And it doesn’t matter if it’s a doctor, a nurse or an ordinary nurse, they are together work for the benefit of our health.
For me personally, this is the second professional holiday, because i working teacher in children's sanatorium already 26 years old. Often sick children come to our sanatorium (acute respiratory infections, bronchitis, asthma, to treat their health. On the eve of the approaching holiday, the children and I decided to congratulate our loved ones physicians. We learned a lot of congratulatory verses and decided to make wall newspaper.
To begin with, Lida and Tanya made a background wall newspapers. They decided that it would be the Russian flag. (do not forget the holiday on June 12). The girls worked very hard.
Kirill, Anya, Varya and Stas cut out printed pictures on medical theme.
Glued a picture with a doctor and a nurse. and suddenly one of the guys suggested. so that not medicine pours out of the syringe, but a whole sea of \u200b\u200bflowers.
The flowers were quickly cut out and glued on.
Pasted verses and fixed medical seal.
The children glued the bowl with the snake to the most prominent place - this is a symbol medicine.
Wrote the inscription HAPPY DAY MEDICA.
The kids tried very hard. wall newspaper we hung in a group. It was very nice to listen to the children words of gratitude from doctors, nurses, nurses!
No profession can compare in its importance with the profession medica. Therefore, today I especially want to wish you success in your hard work, which requires all of you mental strength and full devotion.
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Entertainment "Medical Worker's Day" The course of the holiday: Presenter: Hello, children! Today we celebrate the Day medical worker". Being healthy means never.
You can work in the ambulance service if…
.You have already dealt with patients who believe that 4-hour constipation is a reason to call an ambulance;
.You divide calls into 4 categories: emergency, urgent, patient and AK (alcoholic coma);
.You put a fat cross on such a reason for hospitalization as “I got drunk in the insole ...”;
.You call motorcyclists organ donors;
.The patient with the ring through his nose told you that he was afraid of injections;
.You already had thoughts like: “The main thing is that there is a pulse, and the rhythm is to hell with it”;
.You feel myocardial infarction 20 meters away, and renal colic - 50 meters away;
.Some patients you no longer need to ask about their illnesses, since all necessary papers you can fill in from memory;
.You are able not to laugh when you hear from the patient: “I only drank 2 bottles of beer”;
.You automatically multiply by 3 the number of glasses of alcohol that the patient says he drinks daily;
.You give the neighborhood homeless people the addresses of good lodging houses so that it doesn't occur to them to spend the night in the hospital.
Let it shake me on the go
Do not give life, do not feed,
I'm still going to work!
Advance day - no date of mourning,
It just doesn't exist this year.
Hold up your paycheck
I'm still going to work!
I'm not going anywhere to rest
This sea I meant
Naked tea and crackers for dinner
I'm still going to work!
"Premium" I do not need at all,
I keep my figure
None needed
awards,
I'm still going to work!
Nothing that the clothes are wrinkled,
I'm not lying to you, keep in mind
If the entrance for me will be paid,
I'll get a job loan!
I will come even if the eclipse
I will forget about the frosts in winter,
Even if there is clouding in the brain,
I WILL COME! BUT WILL NOT WORK!!!
The ambulance team left in case of clinical death - cardiac arrest on the shore of a lake in Yekaterinburg in the summer on a hot day. Delivered a defibrillator. put on a rubber mat. The sand is wet. The ring of onlookers is dense - 30-40 people. The doctor tells them to leave. They are not one step back. The doctor again - the result is zero. Well, what to do - do not fight the same with the civilian population. The doctor with the words - "I warned", - gives a defibrillator discharge to the patient, standing, I repeat, on a rubber mat. Can you imagine 30 people jumping up and down a few times at the same time and then scatter in different sides? I couldn't before either. And the man, by the way, was pumped out
“We’re going to the challenge. The patient is a mentally ill bastard. Everyone knows him in the district, a brawler and constantly gets to the bottom of his wife ... Favorite joke is to try to commit suicide. (The key word here is “try”, because he really wants to live, but that’s all his attempts are calculated so that the ambulance arrives just once to “rescue” him).
This time he came up with the following. He got drunk on mercury from old mercury medical thermometers (5 pieces in my opinion), and lies on the couch with a smug face. Like here I am what a hero. The wife is understandably hysterical, more likely from a psychological breakdown, since, I repeat, he does this periodically, and everyone is already tired of it. It is clear that there is only one way out - gastric lavage with all the "following" and will be healthy in the morning, and after a couple of days, probably again a challenge. I decide to teach. With a calm expression on my face I say to him:
-Go to the shower, wash yourself, put on clean clothes and lie down on the sofa.
He is confused, but the smile is still on his face. Asks:
-What is it for?
The answer is absolutely serious.
- Well, you’re such a healthy boar, your wife is tormented to wash and dress you, so while you’re still alive, do everything yourself, I’ll call about the coffin for now ...
Smiles disappeared, squeals, snot and whimpers began .... Like, save uncle doctor ....
He didn't bother us anymore...
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Little son came to his father
And the little one asked
Is it good to be a doctor
Or is it bad?
You are the father of a lifelong doctor
Worked in an ambulance
Explain to me why
What have you earned?
You see, no luck
Mother went to the huckster,
Internet not paid
No money for books
Started wiping your ass
old newspaper,
And you don't give a shit
Is it good?
I do not know what to say,
Everything gnaws at himself
Rip your son's ass
just won't help
I answer my son
We walk barefoot
we do not live richly,
but in Russia...
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All specialties smell special:
The geneticist smells of buccal scraping,
Surgeons smell like peritonitis,
And pulmonologists smell like pleurisy,
Smells like ketones endocrinologist
Dentist smells like a rotten tooth,
The forensic doctor smells like a grave,
The chief honey smells of cognac and tequila,
The urologist smells like a prostate secret,
Barium smells like a radiologist,
The smell of phlegm, blood and urine
Everywhere carry laboratory assistants, doctors,
Smells like agar microbiologist,
Gypsum and splints - traumatologist.
Smells like saliva, with and without belching
FGDS office doctor.
It smells like roses ... a good proctologist,
The gerontologist smells like old women,
The Uzistka smells of condom and gel,
Medical registrar - paper and glue.
The doctor podiatrist smells like feet,
Grill and bedsore - combustiologist,
Vomit, homeless people, urine and gasoline
The smell of the ambulance doctor is unbearable.
The gynecologist smells like aunts,
And the histologist smells like paraffin.
Evil old women, tons of paper
We smell poor therapists,
Smells like meconium neonatologist
It smells like urine of an old nephrologist.
The mammologist smells like a dirty armpit,
And pediatricians smell of "Rastishka"
A psychologist smells like a wet vest,
The anesthesiologist smells like anesthesia.
There are many smells, but there is also a bummer -
The pharmaceutical representative only smells like loot ..
Who needs doctors in the world of white?
Because every idiot knows this:
Only two ailments affect the body.
Fucked up - not treated, garbage - will pass by itself