Beautiful short funny congratulations to a woman on her birthday in verse. I wish you not to be bored in vain, There will be new friends

Happy birthday, kind and respected man. May the pension provide a constant and high prosperity of life, may every day give the opportunity to engage in useful and interesting business, may there always be a holiday in your heart, may frequent meetings with comrades delight your soul, may your home always accept good guests and loved ones.

Happy birthday dear. I wish you many days without grief and longing, I wish good health and good luck, I wish you a good pension and prosperity, well-being and happiness. Let your hands always be busy with what you love, let love not fade away in your heart, let there always be a holiday in the house.

Happy birthday to the strong and good man. I would like to sincerely wish you to always devote yourself to your favorite business and interesting hobbies, never be bored in retirement and not be sad for a minute, I wish good health and cheerfulness of the soul, I wish peace in the family and good in the house.

Happy Birthday wonderful person, valiant and respected man. I wish you not to be bored in retirement, always find something to your liking, enjoy your own successes and the achievements of your relatives, be happy and healthy.

Happy birthday, wonderful man. I wish you not to sit idly in retirement, but to do something exciting and interesting. Let the days of life pass at a leisurely pace to the rhythm of the waltz of joy and plots of happiness.

Happy birthday dear. I wish you not to be bored in retirement and always find something to do, dear to your heart and soul, I wish you to remain strong and strong man, sincere and sensitive person a good and faithful friend.

Happy birthday to a wonderful man. I wish there was no time for boredom and sadness, I wish interesting and useful activities, successful and great deeds, I wish you family benefits and understanding, bright love and the eternal radiance of happiness.

Happy Birthday! I wish you to spend the rest of the years without sorrows and sorrows! So that fate gives you only the most nice gifts, health remained just as strong, peace and satisfaction reigned in the heart, and of course, to raise the pension!

Happy Birthday! Let experience and wisdom help in any situation, a sense of humor never leaves, friends and family do not let you get bored. I wish your retirement life to be rich and full, let there be enough time and health for travel, interesting books and loved ones. Have a good mood, success in everything and pleasant surprises every day!

Happy birthday! I want to wish you good health, new discoveries and a peaceful retirement! You are a great man, stay that way. I also wish you to travel as much as possible, because travel gives not only new emotions, but also a whole life!

Drink your glass to the bottom! The New Year will be full of fun and good luck, And if you don't drink, everyone will cry!

∗∗∗ If you eat a piece of dough, you will become New Year bride, And you will have a bite of cucumber So - you will be well done! ∗∗∗

Buy yourself some socks sheep wool And you'll win the lottery two hundred thousand! ∗∗∗

In the New Year, the blue sheep Will bring a ring with an emerald! ∗∗∗

Grow a beard like Santa Claus You will become a locomotive driver on New Year's Eve! ∗∗∗

The Year of the Horse passes, we are waiting for its end, And in the year of the Goat you will fall in love with a young guy ∗∗∗

Frost painted the window with a pattern of blue! You'll get a promotion, even though you didn't expect it! ∗∗∗

In the New Year, give toys, You will get an earring in your ears! ∗∗∗

The stars blazed brightly in the blue sky high, Waiting for you to travel far abroad in the summer! ∗∗∗

When the New Year comes and the chimes chime You will find the golden key and win at cards! ∗∗∗

New Year is coming - the year of the green goats! Wait - the fans will fill up with a million Red roses! ∗∗∗

Golden heels, squirrel coat In the New Year, girlish dreams will come true ∗∗∗

Put on green trousers and buy a sheepskin coat. It will be a rich year and you will store greens in a jar like cucumbers! ∗∗∗

Go to the market, buy a samovar, Boil cabbage soup, pour some vodka, Invite guests, have fun together! And for this the New Year will bring a lot of money! ∗∗∗

Soon you will meet a red-haired mermaid And you will reciprocate her love! ∗∗∗

Do not be afraid of black cats and red beasts too! A lot of beautiful women will warm your bed! ∗∗∗

The cognac in the glass has warmed up, and the apples smell like summer... We will become richer together, don't forget about it! ∗∗∗

The horned goat butts, the prices bite in stores, Only you will avoid waste, you will soon become terribly rich! ∗∗∗

Drink a glass of vodka, Chew with a needle from the Christmas tree, And then in the New Year they will give you a Prize! ∗∗∗

Bite off a piece of icicle and don't ask for more money There won't be any more money in the New Year, but love will come to you! ∗∗∗

Do It new hairstyle, tie yards of lace You will be the most beautiful and desirable for men! ∗∗∗

Urgently run to the tour agency, quickly book a tour! Remember the fun childhood, and come off without censorship! ∗∗∗

In 2015, luck will bless you! You will receive a billion dollars ... but you will immediately give them to charity!

In the year of the goat, you can get rid of any one of your bad habit! But remember - after getting rid of one habit, two new ones will appear!

If every day you go to the boss’s office early in the morning, knock as many times as the day of the week counts, and then go into the office with your back, then exactly in a year you will find ... a psychiatric hospital!

ABOUT! see see! This year you will catch your luck by the tail! And this tailed goat will give you half a liter of milk every day. That's luck!

And you will see your goldfish! And it could fulfill your three wishes if it wasn't fried and stuffed!

And you (addressing a person with the most thick hair) - beware of the bald!

And you (addressing a person with the minimum amount head hair) nothing will help!

But you, yes, yes, you will have replenishment in the apartment. Cockroaches from neighbors will move to you!

But you will always have in the refrigerator tasty food,… if you cook it yourself!

In 2015 you will find all the answers to your questions! Buy a Q&A book!

And you go out into the yard in the morning and look to the left, and you will see there expensive car. She could be yours if you didn't walk all night long!

Good luck, happiness, peace to you! You will have your own apartment!

Good luck will not leave you! There will be a new cottage for you!

To your health toast! Will you career!

I wish you luck! An addition is waiting for you in the family!

Surrounded you to comfort! And your income will rise!

Let success accompany! You learn best!

Happy birthday to you
And we wish you grief not to know.
And we wish you a lot of happiness
Don't get sick, don't get old, don't get bored!

Accept congratulations from the bottom of my heart
With the most joyful day - birthday!
Enough dreaming for today
Life will fulfill all dreams!
May the sea give you happiness
Waves of affection in the space of love,
Rocks support and tenderness wind,
To achieve success in the world!

I wish you sunny days
Fluffy white clouds
Bottomless blue skies
And pants full of happiness!

We have many wishes
I can't count them all!
Let what was
What is there will be better.
And everything you dream about
Let it add life to you
For you to be happy
And grateful to fate!

I wish immodest profit
Huge Swiss bank account
Outside the city a big cottage
Good health in addition

Big victories in amorous affairs
Canaries and Côte d'Azur
Success in all kinds of life

Beautiful short funny wishes for a woman happy birthday in verse

Congratulations on your anniversary
Bentley I wish you
Rest - so in the Canaries,
In general, life is not in vain.

The secret of female beauty
In the fulfillment of a dream.
From the radiance of bright eyes,
The world will become a hundred times better!

I want to always be beautiful
So soft and simple!
I want to be always happy
And infinitely young!

Everything is possible on your birthday
Without any "no" and "but" -
Crocodile in a helicopter
With a kilo of popsicle
Arrives, congratulates, loudly
Sing on the harmonica:
"Happy Dayless, my good!"
And give you a huge cake!

You are our sun, beautiful, smart!
And age is not a hindrance to you!
Let the date in the passport is not very small,
It's just fun for you!
You are so young - anyone will be surprised
Who knows the secret of age
Slender, charming, believe in love,
And extremely charming!
We want you to stay like this
Health is only stronger
Home comfort and peace of mind
We will always provide you!

Let the years change
But you're still young
Cheerful, beautiful
Charming, playful
I want to tell you:
You're good! Keep it up!

The year has flown by as usual.
The birthday has come.
I hasten to congratulate you personally,
Let everythnig will be alright.

Let them shine with a smile
Your tender lips
Never leaves
Unearthly beauty!

Happy birthday to you!
Let the dawn sparkle with champagne!
And in the morning let the whole world already know
That you are not happier in it!
Let the sun smile at you
The singing of birds is also only for you!
Let everything around rejoice, laugh
And everyone congratulates you!

I'll tell you the recipe for success
Wishing the beauty of laughter -
Shine with optimism,
Dress "Gucci" put on!
Aroma "Coco Chanel"
Lei on your wrists!
And beloved man
Return "amour" mutual!
That's the magic
Turn life into a celebration!

Beautiful short funny poems for a woman happy birthday

Relax in exotic resorts
seduce men into short shorts.
Achieve your goals instantly
And always remain the most charming.

Happy birthday, in verse, congratulations
And, as a Russian woman, I wish:
Let the huts not burn on your way,
So that you can happily walk in peace.

Horses, too, let them gallop past,
Only a horseshoe giving for good luck.
Well, if trouble awaits you somewhere,
Let a real man come to the rescue!

May your birthday fulfill all your dreams
So that you are infinitely content.
To enjoy every day of your lovely,
And spent a magical holiday interesting.

Birthday is a holiday of great miracles,
warm words, kisses and secret desires.
So let the magic stars from heaven
Beautiful dreams will come true

Happy birthday congratulations
We sincerely wish you:
Clear days, like clear skies,
Sea of ​​happiness, radiant eyes,
And love is so big
Like a huge globe.
Be cheerful and beautiful
And always, always happy!