New Year's ditties in the year of the rooster. The most cheerful and funny ditties for schoolchildren for the New Year are the best examples with words. Ditties as a tool of entertainment
It probably won't be a secret that many dream of meeting next year fun and recklessly. Moreover, no one has canceled the well-known saying: “How do you meet New Year, so you will spend it. " However, some people are confused on the eve of the holiday because they do not know how to provide fun in new year's eve... In fact, the solution is pretty simple - throw a party at folk style and remember funny ditties for New Year 2019.
Funny and funny quatrains to the accordion or a cappella have always been very popular among our people. They were performed during almost all festivities... They sang about our life with a certain amount of irony. Resting and performing ditties, people ridiculed shortcomings in the hope of becoming the best.
Origin and characteristics
Ditties as a genre folk art, arose in the middle of the eighteenth century. They appeared among rural youth. Basically, they were performed by guys with an accordion or balalaika. Chastooshkas, as a rule, were of an everyday character and told about life. Most often, they had a major tone and were verses that alternated one after another with one melody or without it. Poems were written in the trochee style and were usually performed without the use of literary expressions. Very often they were satirical in nature and represented an improvisation on a specific topic. Chastooshkas are addressed to a certain person or a certain audience. They are usually performed in a semi-vocal manner in a melodious manner.
Chastooshkas are of different types:
- with lyrical content on all kinds of topics. Typically, these are four-line choruses;
- for dances - they have a special rhythm, they also consist of four lines, but they are shorter;
- type "Yablochko" - are of a love nature and are more common in Ukraine;
- the suffering ones also belong to love ones, have two lines and are performed in a slow and drawn-out manner. They are widespread in Central Russia and the Volga region;
- "Semyonovna" - named after the image of a broken Russian woman, have two lines and a mournful rhythm of performance;
- "Matanya" - the name originated from the word with which the performers addressed their loved ones. Such a ditty is made in a four-foot chorea.
Examples of New Year's ditties
V recent times, this genre of folk art is increasingly used, concerts, youth parties. They perfectly cheer up the participants and make the holiday unforgettable.
Soon, soon New Year
On a sleigh he will come rushing along.
Now, probably, he
Knocking on our window.
In our yard there is
Snowman with a broom
Watching the dark night
He is our home from the wolf.
New Year, New Year
Nobody sleeps!
In every house, young and old
The night is having fun.
Oh, winter, winter, winter,
How many snowdrifts it covered!
The people do not grieve -
Celebrating New Year!
Winter holiday New Year,
I love you more than anyone!
Long-awaited chimes fight
I will never oversleep!
Santa Claus for New Year
There was still a prankster
He drank vodka in the cold,
And he sculpted Baba Snezhnaya.
Santa Claus I'm in a bag
I will make an audit.
He was going to give
A whole division!
What a spruce looks like
On the New Year's carousel!
She has from all sides
Now a deer, now a horse, now an elephant,
And in a circle through the lights
They gallop merrily.
Winter holiday New Year,
I love you more than anyone!
Long-awaited chimes fight
I will never oversleep!
Happy New Year
I am sending you a fiery HELLO!
I wish everyone health
And live to be 100!
Comic ditties
Santa Claus fell in love
And I forgot about my husband
And when I came home
He was already sitting on the other!
Santa Claus in our village
I danced around with Natasha.
And now I will tell you guys
Natasha has snow cubs.
I spent the New Year
Nourishing, but fun!
And now in my hut
The mouse hung itself out of hunger!
I wanted to have a holiday
The eggs are vigorous mother,
I ate sandwiches
I will remember a year!
Santa Claus got drunk drunk
And snores under the tree
And the Snow Maiden to Demyan
She ran away to rummage.
The new year is coming
All will be screwy.
Will bring surprises again
Putin with the deputies.
Don't break, TV, -
We ask you kindly.
In the New Year we are waiting for a surprise -
Peña Koli Baskova.
My favorite "Olivier"
Love the pig
After every party
The pigs eat it.
Santa Claus in a bag brought us
The book "Kamasutra".
The husband did not come to work ...
Didn't notice the morning.
I danced and danced
And, dancing, got lost.
Santa Claus is so good
I fell in love with him!
Chorus for adults
Like a Snow Maiden in white cheeks
I kissed until the morning -
I didn’t run away, didn’t send,
Didn't melt! Hooray!
My dear does not come to me,
Only promises.
With the Snow Maiden under the tree
Meets every day!
Old Santa Claus,
Molested the Snow Maiden.
I pestered her to tears
I crept up to the skirt.
Come in guys into the house
Let's have fun
Let's drink some vodka, then
You can get married.
If I was young
If I was playful -
I would dance on the table
And I would climb on the tree!
Rehash in the Year of the Pig
The giver does not lose his hand.
Our Pig is generous. And while
She will have something to give you
She will always help.
May your soul live
In harmony with myself-
Then you are in the most piggy year
You won't be a pig.
The noble pig is good
She has such a delicate soul!
So gallant, gentle and modest
She is defenseless and trusting.
To all who work, we wish
Generous earthly joy.
There will be a master in the year of the Pig
Chop and ham!
In the New Year, I wish you
Put a pig on your enemies -
Let them think, cry
Let them not be pigs in the future!
Let there be a little pig
For happiness and success is generous.
Let her bring on the back
A bag of love, luck and goodness!
The Pig is dear to us most of all,
An evil blizzard is not terrible with her.
Our Pig is not only smart,
She is a treasure trove of various virtues.
There are bright toys on the tree.
The window is in patterns of ice
May this year of the Eastern Pig
You will be as lucky as ever!
Love will suddenly strike
The pig will become even happier.
Luck will mark the year
Nobody lives so fat.
Someone in ancient times came up with.
To Pig Mascot
Brought good luck to the house
And the coins are in your pocket!
Chastooshkas for the New Year of the Mouse in 2020 are very popular among young and middle-aged people. These easy-to-remember verses will amuse a close, pleasant company. A special effect of ditties is produced by people dressed in funny costumes. Men disguised as women, and vice versa, singing comic ditties, make you laugh heartily.
Comic New Year's ditties will help to relax, to join the company, for someone - to remember youth. Funny ditties from your lips - and you are the soul of any company!
New year of the pig
1. Oh, guys grunt,
They sleep under the tree.
That's why they sit bored
Girls on the sidelines.
2. The year of the pig is coming,
Look, don't let me down.
Give us lard with meat
It will be just a fairy tale!
3. My husband got a blame,
She sticks to her neighbor.
Let her cook now
And he washes socks.
4. Pig will be a year,
All the people rejoice.
Because he loves to eat
And of course lie down.
5. The year of the pig is coming,
Someone will go into a binge at once.
Well, we don't drink, we eat,
Because we want to live!
New Year of the Dog
1. Don't bark at me,
Dear wife,
I drank two liters
Celebrating the holiday.
2. I sit at home on a chain,
I don't even walk.
I put on curlers
I'm waiting for the holiday.
3. The year of the dog is coming,
The ginger cat is dissatisfied.
After all, the owner will be a dog
So the cat hung up its nose.
4. In the year of the dog we wish
People do not want to dog,
To be alone
You didn't have to toil.
5. Soon holiday, New Year,
My bulldog is happy
I'll cook some jellied meat
Well, the bones are all to him!
Chastooshkas for the New Year about the Rooster and the Hen (for adults)
1. Girls go for a walk
Painted chickens,
Grooms are going to look
Little fools!
2. Mom, mom, let go
To dear Petrushka,
He stands near the fence
Frozen ears.
3. Tyatya flooded the bathhouse,
I poured boiling water into a barrel,
Come take a steam bath
In order not to grow old!
4. Petya-Petya-Cockerel,
Butter head,
Let us, darling, sleep
Do not pull the neck!
5. I am in a hen's hem
Brought bread
I looked at my knees
From behind the fence Glebushka!
6. My grandmother scolded me:
I went on a date ...
Says: You Manya are a fool,
You are dumber than our chickens ...
7. Cockerel, Cockerel,
Don't take off on a haystack.
There are darlings kissing
The guy with the girl are young.
8. We cooked chicken soup,
They did not forget to salt.
I saw this rooster,
And he ran with all his might!
9. Ryaba was sitting on the nest,
Like a caring woman.
And the rooster walked around.
I cleaned my feathers, washed my feet.
10. It is snowing on the street.
Our cockerel sings.
He calls the New Year,
Old he sees off.
11. New Year's time,
Chickens should sleep a long time ago.
And the rooster does not give them,
All bawls, yes sings!
12. I go to my beloved in the window
Threw a snowball
To go out on the porch
Dear friend!
13. We sang ditties for you
They began to crow,
Because Happy New Year
Very puzzled!
Funny ditties for the New Year
In the new year I put on a dress
The most decent
Even my dear one told me
I'm pretty!
New year, new year
Borka pesters me.
He says he loves me
Well, I’m the opposite.
Sweetheart kissed me
In the field, by the hillock.
Even red with shame
The tree was becoming.
New year, new year
The people are already drinking.
Yes, and I am not without sin,
I drank beer in the morning.
Thank you all for your attention,
It was fun with you
Let's just say goodbye!
We will leave you now!
New Year's ditties for the Year of the Rooster(for adults part 1)
We will sing ditties for you
Children - cover your ears.
You have not gathered in vain
You know, we have a red pepper.
How the snowman was blinded
My girlfriend and I are smart!
In a jacket, a cap and glasses,
And between the legs - a carrot!
You were waiting for me at the viburnum,
On a snowdrift for two hours,
Mom didn't let me in -
Get out even up to the porch.
I ordered myself by mail
Rubber boat
And she came as a gift to me
Rubber Zina.
What is the same for a sweetheart?
I'm breaking my head ...
Should I buy her a bra?
I don’t know the size.
Good gifts
Valera gave me:
Electrodes - not for welding,
Instead of fireworks!
Ditties for the New Year(for adults part 2)
To meet the New Year together -
It's romantic.
What will we do in the New Year -
It is indecent to tell you.
I bought gifts for everyone -
I have not forgotten anyone.
Sweetness - for children, old people.
Polka-dot panties for men.
New Year, New Year
The boss pesters me.
Your short report
In my big vanity report.
I prepare in advance
By the New Year's meeting
Sexy lingerie
I put it on the same evening.
Everything is ready at the doctors
On New Year's Eve
Shine with a bright flame
From hemorrhoids candles.
I put it in a bra,
To surprise her husband.
Well, he himself - a potato,
So as not to upset me.
New Year's ditties for adults(part 3)
I've already gone to a party
The boyfriend will come to me ...
Couldn't open the fly -
All down the drain New Year.
My Ural dumplings
Only in the New Year and ate.
How tired of them we are
Those Ural dumplings.
New year lights
Christmas trees, gifts ...
Even sex on New Year's Eve
Very, very bright!
The long-awaited one is coming
Miracle holiday New Year,
Everyone is missing something
Someone is always waiting for happiness.
I wish Grandfather Frost -
A rich groom
He will give without question
My fur coat is shaggy.
And my friend is Katya
Waiting for a gift boldly
That the car will be rolled to her
For a couple of thousand euros.
I'm not afraid of the cold
Let at least minus thirty-five!
Give me a shot of vodka to drink
And I will rock!
We are simple girls
It's no stranger to cold weather.
We'll quickly put on our boots
And let's go for a walk in a crowd.
We were preparing for the holiday:
Oh, and got tired ...
Well, our men
Already drunk in the morning.
Chastushki by profession(professional)
For New Year's Eve
Nobody gives rest:
Who is trying to give birth
Who toil with gastritis!
In the military unit forty-eight
New Year is trumpeting all over,
The commander became Santa Claus,
And the Snow Maiden is the political officer.
They celebrate the New Year in everything,
I'm spinning the steering wheel
Can ditch his tractor
And have a booze?
In the New Year, students
Drunk walking
And the teacher is under the table
Checks notebooks ...
In the New Year to the economist
You need to meet the "three hundred" -
Sparingly set the table:
Half-baton and kefir.
New Year is a favorite holiday
For all the people,
Only toastmaster again
Sad for some reason ...
They covered it on the counter,
The aprons were adjusted
So beloved New Year
Saleswomen celebrated!
Political ditties
It’s hard to work in the Duma,
Shopping at TSUM is much easier.
From a heavy butt, honestly,
The leather chair will crack.
Life in our country is stable,
Everything goes its own way:
Demographics are getting lower
And inflation is growing.
A bear cannot understand bees,
When the paw climbs into the honey,
So well fed never
He will not understand everyone who is hungry.
We are very happy with tariki,
The pension is growing!
Effective taxes
The state is fighting with us.
The crisis of the banking system
We - the people, do not care.
There are potatoes in the garden
Here we will live on it.
We wish you a Happy New Year
Prime Minister Medvedev hastened:
New Year gifts
I gave it to everyone in November.
We sang ditties to you,
We're tired and sweaty
We are waiting for your applause,
And of course compliments!
Celebrating the New Year cheerfully and cheerfully is one of the main traditions of this holiday. What adults and children do not do to mark the beginning of the new calendar year according to the rules! On New Year's Eve, jokes, songs with jokes literally sound everywhere, funny jokes and, of course, ditties. The latter, by the way, can be called our real national heritage and wonderful tradition... Funny ditties for the New Year are performed not only by children of 9-10 years old at school, but also by kids in kindergarten, and high school students at concerts. Even adults and accomplished uncles and aunts are not averse to "ignite" with a converted modern way a ditty, for example, in a circle of colleagues at a corporate party. Moreover, the motive of the ditties is very simple, and the words are quickly memorized. And for the performance itself, no special singing talents are required. Next, we bring to your attention several collections of funny ditties with texts that will help you to unforgettably meet the year of the Yellow Pig (Boar).
Funny ditties for the New Year 2019 for children - options for matinees in the kindergarten, texts
At matinees in kindergartens in honor of the New Year, children often perform with funny ditties. Performed by the kids, these perky folk couplets sound in a special touching way. As a rule, in such ditties there is a mention of the main symbols of the holiday - Grandfather Frost, Snow Maiden, Christmas tree. Sometimes kids, through ditties, can turn to them with wishes. Also, with the help of ditties, children congratulate their parents and all those present at the matinee on the main holiday of the year. You will find several examples of funny ditties for the New Year 2019 for kindergarten matinees in the following selection.
Texts of funny ditties for children at the matinee in the kindergarten in honor of the New Year 2019
Ah, winter, winter, winter,
Russian beauty,
You drove us all crazy
We like the winter!
Soon, soon New Year
On a sleigh he will come rushing along.
Now, probably, he
Knocking on our window.
Oh, winter, winter, winter,
How many snowdrifts it covered!
The people do not grieve -
Celebrating New Year!
That's how Santa Claus is -
I froze everyone in earnest.
Look at the guys
They all stand like icicles.
Oh, and the Frost is pinching,
Old bully.
Irishka's cheeks
Two poppies bloomed.
The most cheerful and funny ditties for schoolchildren for the New Year - the best examples with words
Cheerful and funny ditties for the New Year are often performed by schoolchildren at themed concerts. Moreover, they can use both classical folk works and new versions of converted ditties. In order for the ditties to really cheer up, they should be performed with special fervor and in the correct rhythm. Sometimes, to create the right colorful look, it is important to wear folk costume or at least throw an embroidered scarf over your shoulders. In the next selection, we offer you several options for the funniest and most funny ditties for the New Year 2019 for schoolchildren with words.
The best examples of funny and funny ditties for the New Year for schoolchildren
There is a Christmas tree in the hall
And there are toys on it.
We will sing for you now
School ditties.
You and I love winter
We love skis and skates.
Well, Ivan Sidorov
He only loves his sofa.
Three pieces of lathered soap.
To wash the ink off your face.
And I came to the carnival -
Nobody recognized me.
It was fun on the slide
Tanya, Pete and Egorka.
Only Masha didn't skate
I was afraid of losing my portfolio!
Very cool New Year's ditties for children and adults in the year of the Yellow Pig (Boar) - a selection of texts
If children are happy to perform New Year's ditties, then what can we say about adults who simply adore funny songs on New Year's Eve 2019 of the Yellow Boar (Pig). According to eastern calendar main character Pig loves the coming year funny songs and verses that cheer everyone up. That's why funny ditties will become simple in a great way attract the location of the Yellow Earth Pig right on New Year's Eve. You will find several examples of funny ditties for children and adults for the New Year of the Pig 2019 in the following selection.
Cool New Year's ditties with texts for children and adults in the year of the Yellow Boar
Who is at our gate
Knocking soon?
Will come to visit us!
The Year of the Pig congratulates us,
Wish you happiness, joy!
Sends a cheerful hello to us,
To live for many years!
May luck come to the house
And finances are in our pocket!
And may all our tasks
The Pig mascot will decide!
Our noisy party
We welcome the Year of the Pig!
Tangerines with Olivier
Love the Pig very much!
Pig on enemies
I will not wish you!
Let them cry a little
In order not to be piggy anymore!
The funniest ditties for the New Year 2019 for adults at a corporate party - the best options
An integral part of any corporate party is a cheerful, friendly atmosphere, conducive to a relaxed and interesting leisure... And in this regard, New Year's parties in the circle of the collective most contribute to the development of good friendly relations between colleagues. Among other entertainment at the corporate party, funny ditties for adults for the New Year 2019 occupy a special place. comic numbers help not only to relieve unnecessary stress and cheerfully celebrate the upcoming holiday with the whole team. They can also be used as original congratulations with wishes for all those present. Examples of funny ditties for adults at a corporate event in honor of the New Year 2019 can be found below.
Variants of funny ditties for the New Year for adults at a corporate party
We had a year at work
Overwork
And today we don't mind
Relax a little!
Our director is great
I gave everyone a salary
Well, if I hadn't given out
We would have burned the hut!
Mix whiskey with rum -
To walk beautifully!
Team spirit is increased
"A ditty is a poetic grain, a pearl folk wisdom» - Ivan Karpukhin. Short, but capacious in meaning, funny "songs" are a folklore feature (trait, zest) characteristic only of the Russian people. Russians use them in festive events, and as a source of satire on any others. No more nationality and ethnic culture cannot boast of such or a similar genre that has not lost its popularity even after almost 150 years of existence.
Rooster and ditties - what do they have in common?
Funny ditties for the New Year 2017 even astrologers recommend it. The rooster is a bright, "loud" bird, sometimes uncontrollable and even aggressive. Exactly the same characteristics can be given to the most popular folk "song" - a ditty. It can be used both as a congratulation and as concert number, fun filling an awkward pause at a corporate party.
The chastushka is universal, but the choice of its text must be treated very carefully, carefully, in the same way as when you get to know the Rooster. For each specific case and addressee, it is necessary to select not only words, but also intonation, and the moment of "giving".
Very often such choruses are interpreted as:
- black, hard humor,
- an attempt to humiliate,
- insult, etc.
The reaction to an unfinished ditty can be extraordinary for both the addressee and the totem of the year - Rooster.
A chastushka is a song that can serve as both entertainment and greeting, congratulations and whatever. For holidays, including the New Year, several suitable categories can be distinguished at once.
A congratulatory ditty is performed, as a rule, by mummers, carols, that is, guests. The text praises the house, the owner's generosity, wishes for prosperity, health and other benefits. With such a ditty, you can turn to colleagues, friends, neighbors, perform it for children or your parents.
Lyrics of ditties for performances on New Years parties it is best to check with whoever is in charge of the script. First, because a "double" is not excluded, that is, someone has already chosen this option for themselves. Secondly, a ditty may not correspond to the general theme of the holiday, get out of the script or sound offensive, familiar, impudent.
Thematic New Year's ditty is about winter, the holiday itself, its main characters, the Christmas tree. This category includes children's quatrain songs that children perform on New Year's parties and concerts. Moreover, there are many already ready-made scripts holidays that consist only of ditties. Themed short songs will perfectly fit into a home celebration, as a pleasant addition to a collective visit to winter attractions.
Round dance - this is the largest category of New Year's ditties. It conventionally unites the three previous ones; it can include any text, addressable or generalized. Chastooshkas for a corporate party with jokes, children's ditties for a matinee - all of them can be performed to the melodies characteristic of a New Year's celebration or classic "ditties".
Ditties as a tool of entertainment
New Year's ditties can be used as entertainment, competition, quiz, if suddenly the guests get bored, there was awkward pause... Request (requirement, proposal) to fulfill or come up with New Year's ditty can be hidden in forfeits. You can suggest any topics:
- a joke on a neighbor (colleague, relative),
- Christmas tree, Santa Claus and Snow Maiden,
- love and relationships,
- wishes,
- remember ditties from cartoons or films, etc.
If most of the guests do not have the gift of writing or singing, then you can prepare the lyrics of ditties and hold a performance parade in any form, to random melodies. Well, those who are shy or do not know how to sing, let them read them in the style of a la Rozhdestvensky or Mayakovsky.
Use this genre of Russian folk art in New Year's activities absolutely necessary. Chastooshkas are an immense field for entertaining fantasy. It is surprising not only their diversity and versatility, but also the very way of their "formation" as a genre. The first ditties appeared in remote peasant villages in the middle of the 18th century, and after 20-25 years they were a powerful political weapon, “moved” to cities and even became part of prestigious theatrical performances.
Totem 2017 Rooster also comes from Agriculture... So give him pleasure, prepare ditties in your performance for him and for your loved ones. Believe me, both the Rooster and your friends (colleagues, neighbors) will be happy. Have fun, forgetting about the boundaries of reason, but not about decency and tactful attitude towards others.
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| New Year's ditties Listen, prepare your ears, I'll sing louder for you, you are in a hurry to understand. *************** We will celebrate the New Year - Ride like a cock. New Year's surprise All the neighbors below are glad. *************** They danced around the Christmas tree, they cut off the whole Tishura ... The Christmas tree no longer sparkles, Only one star is blinking .. **************** New Year's Day surprises Like tropical breezes: A stream of whirlwinds presents, Give happiness to all moments. ***************** New Year - solid toasts And solid gimp, For ten days everyone goes to visit, And a fir tree grows in the apartment! ************** How I brought a snow woman, That lay in the snow. I thought there would be a reward for me, it turned out to be Gay. ********************** Pour, men, for the Grannies champagne. They will be drunk and open to the Ataman Army! *********************** Walked near the Christmas tree on the Central Square. Picked up a peasant, Yes, only without a living space! ********************** My dear gave me a kiss in return. Only I would - better in gold, New bracelet on hand! ************************ After a glass, Santa Claus, Laughed the people to tears, Took and took out of the bag From the neighbor's cockerel. ************************ Office work Reduces oxygen. Eh, let the Man come off for the New Year! ************************* Russia is rich in masters, Well, I am the best. I will round up any woman - I will be successful! ************************* New Year, New Year Have fun, walk people! Where did you wake up later? Is it under the table? ************************ Children's ditties New Year is knocking on the door Blizzards are singing outside the window. Snow creaks on the street Santa Claus is in a hurry. ************************* Everyone is festively dressed Santa Claus go quickly. ************************* Today is the New Year's holiday Time is moving forward. Dissolve your gifts Limousine Frost takes. ************************* New Year is knocking on the window, On the way, the troika rushes, Bells are ringing, Winter holiday for the guys. ************************* We celebrate the New Year at our school every year. Together we sing songs, We walk cheerfully in step. ************************* This holiday is a miracle! No more fun to find! Minus - that guests come, Plus - that you don't go to the kindergarten. ************************* We swept out the needles, How many "holiday" troubles! Someone plopped into the fragments, Cool holiday - New Year! ************************* |