Notes are beautiful short in status. The most beautiful statuses

22.04.2019

This page contains a selection best statuses for the Odnoklassniki website for all occasions for men and women: cool statuses, funny, with a meaning about life, about love, wise statuses, sad statuses.

Cool statuses for Odnoklassniki, funny statuses;
beautiful statuses for Odnoklassniki with a meaning about life;
Statuses for Odnoklassniki about love;
Statuses for Odnoklassniki: wise thoughts;
Sad statuses for Odnoklassniki.

Cool statuses for Odnoklassniki: funny statuses

Undressing a sleeping child is like defusing a bomb, one flick minus 4 hours of sleep.

The sun shines - but does not warm, vacation warms - but does not shine ...

To all the girls who are waiting for the prince on a white horse, I inform the horse is dead! I'm walking, so I'm late...

Don't piss me off - there's nowhere to hide the corpses anyway. I'm joking, joking - in fact, there are plenty of places ...

I got up at 4 o'clock in the morning, broke the fishing rod, flushed the worms down the toilet, cut rubber boots and a boat, and then lay down in bed and gently pressed against her husband's back. I had less than an hour to live

At heart I am very kind and sensitive person... But, as soon as I get out of the shower - such a bastard!

-Honey, do we have something to eat? -Eat everything you find in the refrigerator. -Oh, my hostess! Did you make the ice yourself?

Dad, dad, and who is that there, in the corner - shaggy, with red eyes, sitting all night ??? - Do not be afraid, daughter, this is our mother in Odnoklassniki ...

ABOUT female logic at least they say! About the male, nothing is known at all!

In order to figure out the leader in an unfamiliar team, pay attention to whose desktop the air conditioner remote control is on.

They become adults not when they stop listening to their mother, but when they realize that their mother was right!

Love is a struggle between the sexes: both opponents know well what they want, and all means seem legitimate to them.

One, looking into a puddle, sees dirt in it, and the other sees the stars reflected in it.

Today I have a musical attitude to life ... Everything is like a drum for me!

I live for those who need ... I am friends only with those in whom I am sure. I communicate with those who are pleasant .... And thanks to those who appreciate!

Never doubt your attractiveness! Remember: the scales lie, people envy, and the mirror in general is crooked!

A woman is like salt with her is not sweet, but without her it is not tasty.

Everywhere is good where we are not, but we will definitely be there, and spoil everything ...

Who is more precious than anyone in the world! Well, of course our children! bunnies, suns, flowers! our daughters and sons!

Give me pills for greed: yes, more, more ....

Female meanness is to notice that a friend has lost weight and not tell her about it

5 years - mom knows everything; 10 years - mom knows something; 15 years old - mom, but what does she know? 20 years old - you should have listened to your mother!

Beautiful statuses for Odnoklassniki about life with meaning

Those who supported me when I fell, now hold on, we are taking off!

Life is not the days that have passed, but those that are remembered.

Life is like playing poker: you always have to be ready for someone else's bluff and have an ace up your sleeve.

Life is a fairy tale that everyone writes for himself.

Life is like a piano: the key is black, the key is white, the lid...

If we learn to manage one day, we will have the key to life itself ...

The best way to keep your promise is not to make it.

Life is like mathematics, until you calculate everything, you will not get the result.

The most best road- the one that leads home.

Life is too short to imitate anyone, better be yourself.

Look forward with hope, look back with gratitude, look up with faith, look around with love.

· A new life begins with the disposal of old mistakes.

Sow an act, you reap a habit, sow a habit, you reap a character, sow a character, you reap a destiny.

Time has only one problem - sooner or later it expires.

There are no cowardly men. Either a man or a coward.

Desire to start new life- not from a good life.

Weak people believe in luck, strong people believe in cause and effect.

Life is a race in which everyone strives to get ahead in order to come to the finish line last.

Getting up at 7 in the morning for work is torment, pain and tears. Getting up at 5 am for a trip abroad - yes, easily!

There is nothing difficult in life. We are complex. Life is a simple thing, and the simpler it is, the more correct it is.

Life is like hot tea. Burning, but with sweets is normal!

· Life is a wonderful adventure, worthy of enduring failures for the sake of success.

Life is always fair, just sometimes it tests for strength ...

You need to live in such a way that your presence is necessary, and your absence is noticeable ...

If no one criticizes you, it means that you have not yet achieved success.

The life allotted to us is by its nature short, but the memory of a life well lived remains forever...

Everyone must pay for his own stupidity, otherwise he will never grow wiser.

· We are all mired in a swamp, but some of us look at the stars. Oscar Wilde

Most good teacher in life experience. Takes, however, expensive, but explains intelligibly.

· Life is the art of making great gains out of insignificant circumstances. Samuel Butler

When we are really expected, we return even from the next world.

The main thing is to believe in yourself. People's opinions change daily.

Don't try to fix the past. Better do your best not to spoil the future.

With the onset of the crisis, the losers and lazy people finally have an explanation why everything is bad for them and who is to blame.

The more difficult the chosen path, the fewer fellow travelers.

Trying to avoid trouble, but they seem to like me.

Life is short! Break the rules! Farewell quickly! Kiss slowly! Love sincerely! Laugh uncontrollably!

Live now, not someday! Life is one and not given twice!

Our whole life is a game! Play nice!

Statuses for Odnoklassniki about love

Inexperienced love says: “I love you because I need you”, experienced love: “I need you because I love you.”

· Love is a game of cards in which both are bluffing: one to win, the other not to lose.

Love is a disease with new symptoms every time.

Love is the only axiom that requires constant proof.

Life is like a piano. White keys are love and happiness, black keys are grief and sadness. To hear the real music of life, we must touch both.

· Love is invented in order to equate the smart with the fools.

Love is the only thing you can give, and yet you will have it.

Love does not tolerate those who defiantly turned their backs on it for too long. Love loves decisive and courageous people who do not make mistakes precisely because they are not afraid to make them.

One-sided love is suffering cured by another love.

· Love is a game. Whoever said “I love you” first loses...

It is not difficult to kill love in yourself, it is difficult to kill memories.

· If my boyfriend goes to another, I do not regret about him. Since childhood, my mother taught me to give old toys to those who were less fortunate!

Love is like a cat. She scratches us until we bleed, even if we just wanted to play with her.

Everyone can love. But not everyone can be loved. If you want to become one, love the one who loves you.

I love you not for who you are, but for who I am when I am with you.

Appreciate those people who sincerely talk about their feelings, because they are the most courageous, loyal and reliable.

A girl in love is more likely to forgive a big indiscretion than a small infidelity.

Separation has one big plus, because only after parting with a person, you feel who he really is for you, and how much you need him.

And let his name be the same as half the globe… it still sounds special to me…

Forgiveness is always the first to ask for the one who values the relationship more, and not the one who is actually to blame.

A million words, a million phrases, A million sweet and loving eyes. A million roses, a million orchids, a million snow-white swans... But I have one, only YOU, And I don't need any flowers...

Love is the only thing that makes a Man stronger, a Woman more beautiful, a Man kinder, a Soul easier, and life more beautiful! I wish you love!

The heart can withstand the pain of separation, distance and time ... but it can break from one careless word.

Look into your child's eyes. What you see is called love, and what you feel at that moment is called happiness!

You have to be able to close a boring book, leave a bad movie and part with people who do not value you ...

If you have love, then you don't need anything else. If you don't have love, it doesn't matter what else you have.

It's a shame, it's difficult, it hurts, but I've had enough, that's enough!! I don’t know what will happen next, but I let you go ....

Love is the most best cosmetics, it surprisingly decorates the face of a woman in love.

When you leave, leave me in the rain so I don't cry alone...

Love is when you are not compared to anyone, because they know that there is no one better than you.

If you love me, then I will move mountains! if not love, then the neck.

Love is not where it is good with someone, love is when we feel bad without someone!

For every Shrek there is a Feon who will be purple because he is green!

Love doesn't pass by. She is waiting for her time.

Love is a temporary state and often ends in marriage.

Love is when you sometimes try on HIS last name, and you think it SOUNDS or not ...

Statuses for Odnoklassniki: wise thoughts with meaning

You will never cross the ocean unless you have the courage to lose sight of the shore.

Obstacles seem too big to us because we kneel before them. Honore Mirabeau

Heaven on Earth can only be created by ourselves.

The highest pleasure is to do what others think you cannot do. (Walter Budget)

If you want to rejoice for a moment - take revenge, if you want to rejoice all your life - forgive me. (Franz Peter Schubert)

One of the laws of life says that as soon as one door closes, another opens.

Do not even think about why the person did this or that to you. It is enough to understand one simple truth: the offended try to offend, the happy try to make happy. That's all.

You must have a dream so that you can get up in the morning.

If he wants you to be in his life, he will get it. You don't have to fight for the right to be with him.

Do you know what is the scariest thing in life? Give up. This is the easiest.

Love and be loved is the greatest happiness.

If your former men again they want to be with you: it means you were better than those who were before you and much better than those who were after.

Sad statuses for Odnoklassniki

Sorry dear, but I'm tired. Forgive me, but I will go. I've been looking for the key for a long time, but it's not to that to the heart.

Longing is not from a lack of men, but from the absence of one beloved.

There is no point in happiness if there is no one to share it with ...

Another day with everything but you.

I've heard a lot in life - promises, vows, but the best thing I've heard is silence. It has no lies.

Happy even in his anguish is the one to whom the Lord has given a soul, worthy of love and misfortune. Victor Hugo

There are moments when the best lighting for your further path is a flaming bridge behind you!

Sadness before a long journey is quite natural, even when a person knows that happiness awaits him at the end of this road. M. Bulgakov "The Master and Margarita"

Some people have something to remember, while others only have something they want to forget.

As a tree quietly drops leaves, So I drop sad words. Sergei Alexandrovich Yesenin

Resentment will go away, trust will not return.

The price of individuality is loneliness.

People who hurt us don't want to hurt us, they want to hurt themselves!

The more people around you, the more you feel your loneliness.

· Sometimes you just want to cry, cry for no reason, realizing that you have lost a lot of things ... but everything could be different.

- I'm covered in scars that hurt and ache ... - Something is not noticeable ... - My soul is covered with them ...

And it doesn’t seem sad... And it doesn’t even hurt... But it’s wildly empty... And tears involuntarily...

Want stone heart to feel no hurt, no pain, no disappointments.

Sadness in the soul cannot be covered with dark glasses.

It is not autumn that is to blame for our sadness, but only the lack of spring in our souls ...

This is how you all live: without meaning, without purpose and without brains.

Blows in the back are most often inflicted by those whom you protect with your chest.

We often say that everything is fine, but at night we suffocate from pain.

And I closed the gates to my soul. Someone simply does not understand me ... They often tell me that I am beautiful ... I would exchange beauty for happiness ...

Now someone is born, dies, laughs, enjoys life, catches snow with his palms, falls in love, lives, gets sick, loves, cries, and I just listen to music, to tears about you.

Losing someone you loved is scary, but it's even scarier to never meet him.

I sit and draw on a sheet of paper with a brush - I draw love ... That's just for some reason with dark colors ...

I like rain. You can hide your tears in it...

I don’t need much - I just want you to be next to me ... Here and now.

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One day you will realize that everything was fake. All eyes, words, feelings. You will understand, but it will be too late, because you have already begun to kill your love ...
Flattery like french perfume- Smell as much as you like, but you should not revel in them ...
Life is theater. Only the actors are on earth, and the audience is in heaven...
"All women are beautiful, and the love of men gives them beauty."
The best ones are the ones that make you smile the most. -

You know, she was like from paradise… Free… All unearthly… She will charm with a smile and a soft blush…
Even if I stumble, there will be people who will lend a hand and help me up! I love you friends!
Every girl is a Snow Maiden: a little affection, a little warmth and - she melted
Dear girls, we love you without makeup, with disheveled hair, you are so cute and homely at such moments =))
Dear, beloved, the best, naive, sometimes childishly not winey, I am a fiery redhead! - Beautiful cute statuses

A request to those who have the nickname "VIP", do not visit and do not write. I'm a little low on the level and this ... I'm starting to complex! :-DDD.
Never say never". And never say anything else. And generally shut up.
You're all talking about the inscription VIP on the avatars, and in the background there is a carpet, and I saw even cooler - the inscription sexy, and behind the background is a microwave ...
Someday I'll hang a "Welcome!" sign on my heart, but for now, sorry, the entrance is strictly with VIP passes
If not for contact and classmates, how else would all these V.I.P.s be able to believe in themselves? -

And she loves milk chocolate, the smell of vanilla, night, strong coffee in the morning, cherries, cream and ... you.
Impossible loving to kiss with open eyes. Because when you kiss lovingly, tenderness comes on your eyelids with small legs...
Glasses in a bright frame, disheveled hair, sneakers on his feet, a thick book in a huge bag, cynicism in his eyes, a taste of vanilla and a boorish smirk on his lips.
And again coffee and cigarettes... tired... but still naive...
And she's so vanilla, but I would never call her sweet. -

It's a shame to lose a person with whom you have already invented your own language, you have your own words and common thoughts ... Everything is in the past ... It's a shame.
Sweet smiles are forgotten, I parted with him forever ... For all my mistakes, my eyes are now full of tears.
Caution - soul! Don't come close, you'll die.
And if in life there is a continuous theater, then here, of course, there is a big stage where everyone wants to be known as rich, while living mentally poor
Dark glasses on the eyes so that no one could look into them ... Headphones in the ears so as not to listen to anyone ... bad thoughts in my head to forget about reality .... It's stupid to treat mental wounds vodka and cigarettes. Cry, drink coffee and live on, fool .... -

Kindness is what the deaf can hear and the blind can see. (Mark Twain)
Long conversations devour life. Soul wounded good word- medicine.
The deep indifference with which people treat virtue seems to me more outrageous than vice.
Let no one ever come to you without leaving better and happier. Live the expression of Divine goodness: kindness in your face, kindness in your eyes, kindness in your smile.
Kindness is impossible to resist. What can even the most obtuse person do to you if you are constantly kind to him? - Good and beautiful statuses

- And I want my left-handed boyfriend to be ... - Why? - So that when we were sitting at a desk and writing something, we would hold hands ...
Sometimes you hold a person by the hand and you don't need anything else. No kisses, no words. You just calm, warm and easy.
Yes, you don’t have to be a super-hero for me, you don’t have to save the world for me. Just come and be with me, and I myself know that you are a hero.
And let us fall asleep in different beds - the main thing is that we fall asleep with the thought of each other ...
The distance between my fingers was created so that yours would be there ... - Beautiful romantic statuses

At school, I had an old fizruk, instead of “understandable,” he said “clear x * d”, and there was also a classmate with the surname Yasin, who did not like the fizruk.

I constantly think about two things: about the need to grow up, become more serious, and about where the bullfinches spend their summers.

Every evening I sit at home towards my destiny.

Odnoklassniki is an interesting site. Stretch ceilings, cabinets, curtains are constantly asking for friends ... Probably, in parallel class studied.

New social network"Grandmothers on the bench" The main buttons of the site: "Add to prostitutes" and "Add to drug addicts" ...

So autumn ends, winter will come soon, then the end of the world, then the New Year.

To the statuses of girls, such as: "Stop pumping biceps, normal guys have been pumping oil for a long time" we answer: "Stop pumping lips, normal girls for a long time they shake the bed and sing a lullaby!

If I call you after two in the morning - don't pick up the phone, it's not me, and if it's me, then no one else.

Every day I go to the store and buy vodka. Tell me, doctor... am I a shopaholic?

At the next attempt to work, the Internet was again detected.

Motorists know that there is no “comments” section on the AvtoVAZ website.

Yes, I wanted to spit on the black or white stripes of life. I'm going on my own - purple!

Life is a compromise between the desire to sleep and the desire to eat.

I hope everyone understands that because of the goat who came up with the idea of canceling winter time, the end of the world in Russia will come an hour earlier?

The worst thing is not that we are now adults, but that now adults are us.

I want to introduce the function “Your SMS message will be sent after you sober up and confirm sending” in your mobile phone

They say you have to try everything in life. "Everything" - as a rule, alcohol, sex and filming in * but. Much less often - nuclear physics, chess and mountaineering.

Here you are looking for happiness, and you gain experience. Sometimes you think - this is happiness! Ah, figurines, again experience.

As a rule, girls who have something to see in the 9th grade already have something to tell in the 11th grade.

And in joy and in sorrow, whatever the stress, keep under control - brains, tongue and weight!

Dear dream! I remember that we had disagreements a long time ago in childhood ... But now I realized that I love you!

It seems to me that we need to create a service where single socks could find a pair ...

Listen, you are already an independent, adult person. You are 25 years old. Your girlfriend, not your mother, should decide everything for you for a long time!

Nothing helps to realize how much bullshit is in the brain like solving crossword puzzles ...

The non-smoking area in a tavern is like a lane for those who carry in a swimming pool.

I wanted to set aside money for old age ... So far, I had to temporarily postpone old age.

An effective sign to combat those who litter: "When throwing garbage on the street, do not forget to grunt"

When a philosopher answers a question, one ceases to understand the question itself.

You have to do what works best. I'll go to bed and watch TV shows.

There is no greater temptation in the world than to put your finger in the mouth of a yawning cat.

Sometimes you wait for a miracle for years ... And it comes - in feathers ...

Nothing develops like this leadership skills like a morning bus.

I can divide my life into two periods: “Some kind of pipets is happening around” and “I’m sleeping”.

It seems that today is Wednesday, but I want to kill everyone, like Monday.

You can tell a lot about a man by the way he parks his yacht.

The inscription on the product "Made in Great Britain" causes me certain doubts ...

Some people think they are active. In fact, they just hustle and bustle.

It happens so badly that even black cats give way ...

They say that if you eat a chocolate bar, then the mood rises .... Nonsense! We also need to drink champagne!

Why take out a mortgage of 4 million and pay off 25 years? When you can steal 4 million and serve only 7!

And God grant you doubly what you wish me.

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Don't push the girl into a corner. She will cry at night, think during the day, and YOU will look for the corner...

I'm not jealous. I guard my happiness...

I love you every second, minute, hour, day and night, week, month, year and century. We found each other among a million, and now we are two halves of one big heart.

Do not lose the worthy, for the sake of the available!

Turn on the computer and that's it... the end of all my grandiose plans for the day!

Life is short, and you need to spend it only on one, real relationship, with the person you love and who loves you, because if there is love, then it cannot just pass away, which means that if there is love, then with always be that person, no matter what happens.

Beautiful statuses for classmates - I want to be with you until the last breath ... both in joy and when you feel bad.

To hell pink glasses- they don't suit me, to hell with the past - it prevents me from being in the present ... To hell with everything that was - I'm happy! ..

I want to go where there are stars, where there is a sea of jubilant joy and aching delight...

Give each other warmth and smiles. Forgive insults, other people's mistakes. A smile is powerful and worth the reward. Just a smile and you will be happy.

She forgets the keys in the morning and, returning for them, she always looks at herself in the mirror, because she believes in omens. She eats a lot of apples but is in love with oranges. She always smiles, but sometimes she hates everyone. She believes in the future but lives in the past

There are things more important than bars and clubs. There are feelings. smiles. And loving lips.

Happiness is the moment when a wave of love, inspiration and goosebumps rises in you. This is it... real...

Lifestyle... If music, then an alternative... If you love, then... with all your heart... If you dissolve, then... without a trace... If you leave, then... beautifully in English... If it's morning, then... in tender embraces... If crying, then... from happiness... If it's day time, then... night... If you live, then... brightly... If you feel , then ... sincerity ... If you look, then ... your beloved eyes ... If you walk, then ... by the hand ... If you hope, then ONLY FOR YOURSELF ...

The pictures on my hard drive constantly remind me of past life where everything was different...

And then I found out that clouds are not soft, you can’t touch the sky with your hand, toys don’t come to life at night, sand cakes are not edible, and there are only 2 princes left on earth. And my life collapsed...

It's strange... I don't think about you anymore, but my dreams still want us to be together!

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it can be so annoying to others that it's worth a try.

We love to dress beautifully, they love to undress beautifully, we love strength and firmness in them, they love fragility and tenderness in us, we know how to kill with a look, they - with a word ...

Sometimes it hurts so much that it is impossible to breathe, then the pain dulls and it becomes easier, but then you forget everything, but pain still remains in the heart ...

Love also has an autumn, and the one who has forgotten the taste of the kisses of a loved one will know it.

Finding wealth, we lose conscience. Finding a woman, we lose our minds. When we find truth, we lose faith. Finding power, we lose honor. And only having lost everything - we find freedom!

The first snow is amazing! At first you wait for it for a long, long time, and then you watch with delight how snowflakes wrap the world in a white veil