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Cool sms for your loved one. Cool, short SMS to a man, with humor

All girls and women are warmly welcome!

This article presents cool and short SMS with humor to send to men, guys and just acquaintances, over which you can, in good sense words, "to make fun of."

So we choose, send and wait for a good and positive reaction. It cannot be otherwise.

And don't forget to thank me.

Short, funny, humorous SMS to a man

  • No more waiting for SMS from me ... When I write to you - I want to! ... Sweet, but it makes me full
  • I am drawn to you ... Like a mosquito on a naked ass

➡ Cool audio jokes are located. It will be a very cool draw. Choose any and wait for positive and vivid impressions from your beloved man.

  • Sorry, my love, I'm late ... For a long time I could not find a broom
  • Your favorite fox is writing to you now ... which will torture your rabbit
  • Everything, dear! You are under criminal law! … You stole my heart
  • I'm crying now and tears are flowing down my cheeks like a river ... A very evil onion was caught
  • My joy, I am in captivity! … Your charms
  • Your bunny wants his favorite carrot as soon as possible!
  • This SMS contains a virus that is sent only to loved ones!
  • Are you aware that the stars foretell a lot of sex for you today? My advice - beware of the boss!
  • Dear, congratulations! With the fact that now you have a soulmate)
  • Today I want to give you my naked body for the whole night ... Where are you, my new pajamas?
  • Darling, do you want me to walk around the house naked now? But only in a mink coat)
  • I really want to lick it now! … Popsicle ice cream!
  • Honey, I want to confess something to you - I just adore white, thick with ... y! Of course, sour cream)
  • Dear, I'll be home in an hour ... and if suddenly I won't, then read this SMS again)

Short SMS to a man with humor

  • My joy! You remember that all girls are like birds. If it flies, then you won’t get off)
  • Dear, have you noticed that someone is sneaking up behind you? This is my love!
  • Darling, I'm making mushroom risotto. In addition to bread for dinner, buy at the same time pills for poisoning.
  • My favorite! You were great tonight, but I'm upset... you wrinkled my panties and I took so long to iron them!
  • Now I'm waiting for a real man who will come and immediately insert a light bulb into my chandelier) Be more decisive!
  • I admit that I said something stupid yesterday. But it's much better than dirty tricks or what!)

I love you to disgrace! Therefore, do not ask why there is always such a mess in the apartment)

  • Expensive! If I can't rely on you, then don't count on me either... but rather on your own hands)
  • My joy, have a conscience and leave my thoughts! Let's work a little!
  • I congratulate you! You hit the jackpot - you made me fall in love with you)
  • My dear! What gift would you like to receive for your birthday? Hint: new vacuum cleaner)
  • I'm already tired of following you around everywhere ... Maybe you can buy me a car?
  • Darling, I want you to invite me tomorrow to take a walk ... through fashion boutiques)
  • You are my fairy tale hero! ... Pinocchio, only upside down)
  • Darling, I'll be looking forward to seeing you early today! I want to move furniture around the house a bit)
  • Darling, save me! Throw me my phone number in SMS, otherwise I don’t remember.
  • Sweeties! Sorry to interrupt, but what should I do if my doll's hood won't open with my fingernail?
  • Honey, I'm at the gas station now and I'm holding a very indecent thing in my hands. Don't be jealous!)

Humorous SMS to your beloved

  • I confess to you that I really love diamonds ... of your eyes)
  • My passion for you is so strong that after 2 minutes it blocks your mobile device.
  • Dear, I confess to you that I am a sniper! I shoot with my eyes very accurately)
  • Dear, when you go home, buy a carton of milk along the way, otherwise ours ran away to a neighbor)
  • I got sick and very seriously! Cardiogram rolls over with love for you)

  • Darling, I decided to give you ... see my children's photo album)
  • I was talking to your mom and she told me this ... that you used to catch bugs as a child)
  • Honey, I know how much you love fishing - cast your line into my net today!
  • I love one person so much, and he is the only one in my life! This is me about myself)
  • Dear, I endure you, I endure, but someday I will not stand it! And I'll start to endure
  • I know that you have a passionate mistress! It's me, your wife
  • I'm so tired today... will you undress me tonight?)
  • You told me yesterday that you found the woman of your dreams! But ideally, this friend should have a mink coat)
  • Do you want to see me naked? You have 10 minutes to help me get dressed when I get out of the bathroom)
  • I guessed what you like about my name... breasts!)
  • It's already late in the evening outside the window and I'm looking forward to intimacy with you ... my pillow!
  • My dear! I think that you now want the same thing as me ... go to dinner at a restaurant)
  • Beloved, you always turn me on so easily ... Maybe you will try to start my car now?
  • I have such vicious thoughts in my head, but don't think anything bad... How do you like this idea?)
  • With you I feel capricious child, therefore it is natural that you so often hear the word “I want!”
  • Note to one guy! I'm free tonight like intimate underwear size 62)

SMS to your beloved with humor

  • My joy! Smile first.. I scratched the car)
  • Darling, you have something that no one else has! … It's me!
  • I dressed modestly, as you wanted, but for some reason everyone around looks at me)
  • Keep in mind, who gets up quickly, he marries early)
  • I will give you one piece of advice - do not cut your toenails yet, according to forecasts for a long ice)
  • I have decided to stop our candy-bouquet relationship... and go to the second level)
  • You will be very businesslike with me - problems will begin in the sexual system)
  • Oh, you relax me so pleasantly ... How cool it is when you have a shower!
  • You've received a package! If you want to take her, then she is in my bed)
  • Soon spring will come, flowers will grow,
  • But I don't need anyone but YOU!
  • Darling! Make me moan like a flu fever)
  • My athlete! When will we go to the record in bed?
  • It's late, but I can't sleep without you... Come to me! I have a beer and we will drink together)
  • Love to lick your sweet end...my delicious lollipop)
  • Oh, your touch was so pleasant and gentle on my body ... Thank you, new washcloth!
  • I hate you! How could you do this to me! … Darling, my laptop freezes (
  • Dear, today I allow you to take off my skirt, tights, T-shirt and even panties ... put all the laundry from the balcony then, please, put it in the closet)

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In order for a man not to be bored with you, you need to play with his mood and evoke various emotions in him, from laughter to sadness.

And therefore, do not forget to send him a cool and fun night with constant “thinking” about you, he is guaranteed.

All good and funny mood!

If you want your chosen one to cheer up from communicating with you, but you do not have the opportunity to call him or meet, then you can send SMS. Also, a text message would be appropriate if there is no special reason for the call, but you want to remind yourself.

To cheer up a man - write him a pleasant SMS

You can send short SMS to your loved one, but with meaning

Here are some examples of text messages that have a certain meaning. Surely, your chosen one will be pleased to receive one of these messages.
    "I always want to be main reason your happiness!" "Every time my phone rings, I hope it's you." Lovers are two happy person in a world of loneliness. ”And even though, sometimes, love takes away pride, but it gives wings.” "If you lose heart, then in the appropriate embrace." "The heart does not choose anyone, it feels dear." “Sometimes it happens: the body is in one city, and the heart is in another” - It is appropriate to write when you and your boyfriend are in different cities. "Nothing warms you up on cold nights like the thought of you." “I don’t know what the end of our story will be, but I definitely like the plot.” "There's only room in my heart for one man and he's reading this text right now."
Please note that not all guys are used to sending SMS. If you sent a poetic message to your beloved, then do not expect that he will also answer you with similar lines - for some young people this is simply unusual. Remember that your goal is just to cheer up the chosen one, give him pleasant emotions, and not enter into a lengthy correspondence. That is why, if a guy answers dryly or completely leaves SMS unanswered, but at the same time is friendly with you when real meetings, do not be offended by him - it is simply easier for him to express his emotions "live". And, of course, this does not mean that your efforts are wasted - good and tender words a pleasure to read to anyone, and if you just want to brighten up your sweetheart's day tender confessions, then do so without expecting a similar step in response. Rest assured that your attention will be noticed.

Funny sms to cheer you up

Before writing funny sms, it is important to make sure that you have a similar sense of humor with the young man. At the first stages of communication, try to avoid vulgarity - you may not be so understood. Also, do not scribble such messages one after another - the guy may decide that you stumbled upon a newspaper with jokes, and now you are sending him SMS indiscriminately. It is better to send such messages periodically, not at the height of the working day, but when the man is most likely free.
    "Do not search perfect girl. I'm home". "A hundred cute pandas can't compare to you in charm!" “Cockroaches in the head, of course, everyone has, but yours are the cutest!” “Darling, if you don’t answer me in 5 seconds, then you will owe me 100 kisses when you meet. Well, I didn’t have time! ”I dedicate to you, my cat, these beautiful lines:“ Mur-muurr-meow, Mur-meow, Muuur! "Hello! I'm an SMS beggar! Write something cute to your beloved, she misses you!” “Dear subscriber! Your debt is 1000 kisses, please return. “Do you know why I love you so much? Because it doesn't work any other way." “A small, gentle hippo is looking for affection and something to eat ... Will you help me?” "Looks like you're facing jail time - someone stole my heart and you're the only suspect."

SMS to a man in your own words

We offer different variants sms - some of them are quite appropriate to send to early stages novel, while others are suitable in the case when the couple already has a very close and long-term relationship.
    Honey, could you at least for a couple of hours get out of my thoughts? I have to work, but I just can't concentrate! I don't have enough words to describe how wonderful you are! There is only one thing left - to wait for you, and show it with your kisses! Come quickly! I may not be a princess, but you turn my life into real fairy tale! Thank you! Only recently I realized that I don’t care what the weather is like outside - thanks to you it’s always sunny in my life! You are like Bounty for me - my personal piece of paradise. I hope that today will bring you a lot pleasant emotions! I love you! As a child, they told me that there is nothing sweeter than honey, but then I did not know about your kisses. When I met you, I realized that after all I was born under a lucky star. Darling! You intoxicate stronger than any alcohol! Smile! I send you a thousand kisses with this SMS, I really look forward to our meeting.
Of course, only you can know which SMS in your own words will be most relevant. Whatever it is, try to be sincere and don't be afraid to come across as ridiculous or funny. If a guy is in love with you, then any of your messages will be pleasant to him, and especially if it turns out to be full of tenderness and various “favors”. It is appropriate to write such messages after good luck- to reinforce the effect. Note that if you had only one or a few meetings, then most likely the guy is not yet sure what impression he makes on you, and whether you are generally interested. In this case text messages can be very helpful - they will cheer up the young person and give him an impetus to follow-up actions. Surely, he will be pleased to receive an SMS after the meeting in which you write that you really liked the walk (dinner, going to the cinema), and you are still under a pleasant impression.

How to cheer up a guy who likes by correspondence on the Internet

Make someone laugh with funny pictures and videos

Sometimes, when communicating with a guy on the Web, a girl may come to the conclusion that the topics for communication have been exhausted, and in order to continue full-fledged communication, you often have to take a break for several days. Otherwise, the dialogue may simply become sluggish, which, of course, will not benefit the nascent relationship at all.

However, it is important to remember that when texting a guy, it is not at all necessary to stick to only serious and ordinary everyday topics. The Internet does not bring people closer, but it gives undeniable advantages in communication in the form of such bonuses as funny pictures and various videos. IN various groups V in social networks, no doubt, interesting memes come across your eyes every day, which are simply not able not to cause a smile. Save the most interesting of them and send them sometimes to the interlocutor - most likely, if you have a similar sense of humor, such messages will be able to cheer him up. It is important to note that if your relationship is not yet too close, then avoid vulgar videos and pictures - you may not be so understood. In particular, such material is inappropriate if, in real life you are very humble and calm girl. Also, do not send memes related to a topic that is unfamiliar to your interlocutor (about your favorite TV series, for example). Usually win-win turn out funny pictures with animals, or those that illustrate typical scenes between a guy and a girl.

Cheer with emoticons and easy dialogue in VK

Sometimes, to cheer up a person, it’s enough just to chat with someone. If you suspect that your interlocutor is upset about something, then start an unobtrusive and easy distracting dialogue with him. You can talk about events that may be of interest to him - for example, an upcoming concert or the release of a certain film. You can tell that you visited some event, and you think that he would also be interested in being there - briefly tell about where you were. React to his jokes vividly, send surprised or laughing emoticons in response. True, with the latter it is better not to overdo it. Sometimes emoticons become the end of any conversation, since not every interlocutor can navigate the answer. That is why emoticons should be used mainly in combination with some phrase. You can also cheer up a young man with a fresh anecdote found on the Internet.

Submit your favorite song and learn about his musical preferences

When the interlocutors begin to look for "common ground", they often try to find out more information about each other's tastes, to determine in which areas they have the most in common. Of course, musical preferences are important aspect lives of many people, and for many it is indicative. Send the guy one of your favorite songs, accompanied by a question: “Do you like to listen to this or is it not to your taste?”. If it turns out that young man If you like this composition, then you can send something else in the same spirit. Also take an interest in what kind of music he prefers to listen to, show interest in his musical preferences! However, do not forget about politeness and a sense of tact - if a guy calls you groups or compositions that you absolutely do not like, then you do not need to answer something like: “Oh, I can’t imagine how you can listen to this” or “No, no , such horror is not for me! Be tolerant and respectful of other people's tastes, and in the situation mentioned, you can answer like this: “ interesting music! I usually listen in a different style, but there's definitely something to these songs." Believe me, guys don't react very well when they start making fun of their tastes or anything related to them, however, neither do girls. If you really like the music that the young man is passionate about, feel free to write to him openly about it. Ask if there are any other similar compositions in his "arsenal". Later, you can mention that you listened to the songs that he sent you on the road and now often put them on “repeat” - such a confession will undoubtedly please any guy.

Cool messages to your beloved at any time of the day are an occasion to formulate your trembling feelings for your soulmate, you can choose such words so that he is convinced of how strong your love for him is, how dear he is to you. Cool favorite phrases, short rhymes will certainly help you with this. SMS will be able to tell your loved one that you miss him, how you look forward to him. Do not be shy and send cool SMS messages - this step will not leave your loved one unattended. Cool sms, which are written with great love, originality, will definitely be unexpected surprise for a loved one, they are full of originality and unique. You are provided with brief funny messages in prose, in verse, which will bring a lot of positive emotions, unforgettable experience your beloved men!

Cool erotic sms beloved

I'll kiss you on the ear, lick your neck with my tongue. I will caress your chest, I will lower the handle below. Then your horse will rise, I will sit on top and gallop, through the valleys and along the hills for happiness and good luck!

I kiss you on the nose, cheek, ear, shoulder and abdomen, eye and leg .... Oh, I drooled a little.

funny sms poems for a loved one

You are my favorite ray of light. Even sweeter than candy. Softer than velvet and plush. I really need you in my life!

Erotic funny SMS to your beloved man

I'll tie your hands, I'll tie your legs. But first, I'll strip you naked. And you will not run away from me today along the path, today I am driving the parade!

Funny SMS to your beloved

When people look at the stars, and they are far from each other, at that moment they are TOGETHER! Let's meet today at 22.00 near Ursa Major???

SMS beloved boyfriend funny

My favorite mouse, I love you so much. But please - do not argue with me strongly, otherwise I will press the tail!

Funny SMS to your beloved at night

Sleep well tonight, don’t shawl without me, don’t go to the right or to the left!

Cool love sms beloved

As a cat loves a mouse, as a fish loves a worm, so I love you!

Funny SMS to a loved one

One kiss is not enough for me, a hundred - lips get tired. So how do you find this golden mean? Come, let's eat together!

SMS beloved man miss funny

I miss you so much that I can't even find words to describe. You come soon, first I’ll start kissing passionately, and then I’ll try to tell you how much I miss you.

What is love? It's just 6 letters! But which ones are the most dear to my heart. I give them to you forever, please take care of them and love me!

funny sms Good night beloved

My love, good night! I will come home at two in the morning!!!

Funny SMS to your beloved

My beloved, text you, I have been waiting for you for a long time. Your princess.

Funny SMS messages to your loved one

I don’t know who you are, and why are you with me? ... But I know that I can’t live without you, you are my whole world!

Funny SMS to your beloved guy

I want to say 3 words to you: "I love you"!

Cool SMS congratulations to your beloved

Here Matchbox, there are a lot of matches in it, and they will burn for a long time if they are carefully burned. So you take care of my love, I love you!

Love SMS to your beloved guy is cool

I'm waiting for you, no strength. Breakfast and lunch have already passed, and dinner crept up timidly, it’s time to sleep, but I haven’t eaten yet ...

SMS beloved husband funny

Love for you resurrects me, and sometimes you kill me. So what should I do: love you or forget you?

SMS beloved miss cool

So I bought myself a new dress, but you are not around. I’ll put it on and go to a disco, I’ll stand in the middle of the hall and miss you ...

funny sms Good morning beloved

Did my text wake you up? Well, stop sleeping, get up, my love.

As is known, good feeling the humor that a lady has is very helpful in relationships with men, not only the ability to laugh at the jokes of a gentleman is especially appreciated, but sometimes she herself makes the stronger sex smile. If you want to please your beloved man by sending him a funny SMS, then this section will help you with this!

Here you will find comic, funny and funny sms for boyfriend written in verse and prose.

"I want you to smile"
Cute! I want something... I don't even know how to say... Well, I want... no, I WANT! I really want to! I really want... for you to SMILE while reading my SMS! :)))

"I love one person"
Hello dear! I've wanted to tell you something for a long time, but I kept putting off this conversation. But it can't go on like this, I'd rather tell you via this SMS... The fact is that I love one person... And this person is YOU! :)))

"To my beloved cat"
Today I dedicate these verses to my beloved cat: Meow, Meow, Meow, Meowuuu, Meow, Meow, Meow, Murrr! Your pussy.

"Give SMS"
I would give the sun - it is high,
I would give a heart - it is deep,
Would give happiness - you can’t get it,
I will give a text message - I ask you not to erase!

"Write me sms"
Darling! Cute! Native! I really want you to do this... I can't wait tonight! I'm on fire with desire, don't torture me! I want it right now! Well... Come on... Text me!

"The doctor forbade me sweets"
Don't call me anymore, don't write, don't look for me, I don't want to see, hear and talk to you anymore! And all because the doctor forbade me sweet! :) P/S: I love him so much!

"My shower"
You are warm, and sometimes hot... You can warm me with your warmth, and when you are not around, I miss you very much... I love you very much - my shower!!! :)

"From the operator"
Hello dear subscriber! We inform you that your SIM card will be blocked, the account is frozen and we will not return the money from it if you do not urgently call your beloved!

"Recipe for Love"
Expensive! I read one of the recipes here. You need to take 300 grams of passion, 500 grams of love, add sweet kisses and warm hugs. Mix this whole thing well. That's it - the dish is ready! They offer to cook it with you. How are you?

"You owe 1000 kisses"
Expensive! You will owe me a bouquet of flowers and 1000 kisses if you don't reply to this text within 10 seconds! You didn't make it!!!

"Get out of my mind"
Darling, can you at least get out of my head for a couple of hours? I have to work, and you're in my head and I just can't concentrate! ;)

"You stole my heart!"
Hi, darling! I have a feeling you're about to be jailed for life imprisonment! With confiscation! Why? Because you stole my heart!!! I love you very much!

"We love the same"
Honey, I just thought ... And I liked it :) After all, you and I have so much in common. For example, you and I love the same thing. Me! ;)

"Pussy Do It"

All excellent mood!

funny and funny sms for a guy or a man will be a great addition to your good mood. After all, these SMS will cheer up the guy and set him up for positive communication with you.

So that funny SMS will cheer up your boyfriend and he will answer you, send them to him when you know that he is free and not busy with important matters.

  • Imagine, I went fishing today. I caught carp and perch. But only you are the fish of my dreams.
  • If you Bad mood, my SMS is designed to raise it! Did not work out? Then come, I'll pick up everything you need.
  • I want to propose to you. Would you like to come with me...on vacation?
  • We are with you, like Bonnie and Clyde, Winnie and Piglet, Harry Potter and his wand!
  • All I have to do is run a marathon and I'm ready for a marathon.
  • The most pleasant time of the day is when you meet me after work.
  • Honey, could you pick me up after work? I forgot my mortar and broom at home.
  • There are 8 hours, 480 minutes, 28800 seconds left before our meeting. 28799…28798…28797…
  • When I'm sad, I remember you and smile. I hope this sms made you smile too.
  • Of course, I understand everything, but I also need to work: how to drive away thoughts about you?
  • When you don't smile, there is only one little penguin in the world who is sad. You don't want to torture the poor bird, do you?
  • Today I learned that there is a belief that all thin people are witches. I'll go eat before they burn it at the stake.
  • Today we will do something unusual, exciting, what you like to do for a very long time - we will cut into a prefix)
  • Not a single type of coffee charges me with such positive and energy as the thought of you.

Funny sms jokes for a guy are the same ones that cheer you up and show a sense of humor towards each other for the two of you.

  • I want us to have more in common. Let's get ... a kitten?
  • I bought myself a T-shirt with a photo of the same football player who missed yesterday. Tonight you can take revenge on him for the loss.
  • Today I will give you a suitcase of money. Sale of animated gifts on Odnoklassniki)
  • Darling, I don't know how to tell you... Well, in general, I took the test... and we are the perfect couple!
  • Today you didn’t let me sleep, gently biting my ear and buzzing something passionately ... Where are you, my mosquito?

Briefly about me now: naked and waiting for you!

  • I want to be a ray that would light your way even on the most rainy day.
  • You are my bunny, I am your ray! Our couple with you is not cooler in the world!
  • I want you and me to become birds. Preferably by flight. And they flew to the sea for a couple of weeks.
  • Today, quite by accident, I caught the bride's bouquet. Dont you want to say me something?
  • Today you are waiting for hugs, sweets and one non-ceasing "donimashka".
  • Let's take it to the next level, shall we? Let's "like" each other on VK!
  • I want so much ... I want so much, I can’t bear it ... I want to cheer you up ... mood!
  • At many. L ask. S sly. B thrifty. H edible. AND maned. WITH shallow. b
  • For your sake, today I am even ready to watch how 22 men in shorts run around the field.

In addition to funny and cool SMS for a guy, there are other messages that also cheer you up. For example, see