Wishes to the teacher of social studies on the last call. Funny skits on the last call (Grade 9). Scenes for the last call to subject teachers
History teacher wisdom of the ages
Absorbed along with a thousand books.
And every day this wisdom is ready
Share with you, student!
History is being made by each of us
Let's add new lines to it.
History teacher! Happy holiday to you!
Thanks for your lessons!
History teacher, time thread
You hold that to preserve the memory of centuries.
History really needs lessons for us,
We will write new lines in history.
Historian, teacher, congratulations.
We study history with you.
You give us your knowledge today,
You live in the past and future with us.
You tell clearly
Explaining everything to us
And it will be interesting
Historical story.
And today is your date
Remembers the class without prompting.
Congratulations, we wish you
Happiness and radiant eyes.
How many interesting events
It was a very, very long time ago
How many discoveries have been made
How many problems have been solved.
For the baggage of this knowledge is rich
Thank you. Love and warmth
We wish that every date
Your life was happy.
You have led us to a wonderful world.
There are ancient cities buildings,
Forgotten tongues of riddles
Epochs of various layers.
Let time sweep the dust
A story with terrible power
Lessons learned today
We are all from the past. Thanks!
History is a very interesting science!
And how well you taught it!
And your praise for us was flattering.
We know your subject, we love it, we do not forget.
And today we firmly promise you together
Leave a noticeable bright mark in history!
And you only good students we wish
And good beginnings, and valiant victories!
How can we build the future if we
We do not know about the past of our own country?
With such thoughts we came to the first class.
And soon you taught us history.
Now we know about world wars.
We know about kings and kings.
Thank you for giving us knowledge
We congratulate you with all our hearts.
Everyone must know history.
Not only so as not to repeat the mistakes of others.
But also to adopt
All that was positive.
You taught us, you told
How it really was.
Thank you, congratulations
In honor of this day of victory over ignorance.
We congratulate you! Without knowledge
Stories are nowhere for us
Don't get away. Tiredly leafing through
Textbook. Years fall out
From memory. like coins
From a leaky wallet. Only to you
Manages to scatter our answers
By dates and heads.
For us, the legends of antiquity
You have summarized.
In love with your stories
The whole class we were crazy.
All mankind's progress
You briefly told us
Than our great interest
Always undeniably called.
History teacher. Dates and topics.
We often have problems with this
But you, our historian, will always help,
Remind us the date, tell us the year.
Congratulations, you are a living legend.
You love your subject, and we know it.
Great events, solemn dates,
History teacher, bravo, vivat!
Who fought on the Kulikovo field,
And who called the Masons to Russia,
The teacher will tell us everything without embellishment,
The whole class listens with bated breath.
And today, on your holiday with all my heart
We are in a hurry to you with flowers and poems.
You health, optimism, and love,
To take better care of yourself
history ancient world, the history of the Middle Ages.
We studied everything with you, although it was sometimes difficult
Remember all the dates of the battles, who ruled, where and when.
We will always be grateful for your wonderful lessons.
IN holiday we want to congratulate you
From pure hearts wish you well
May good luck, happiness not leave you!
May fate be kind to you!
Improvisation scene for congratulating a social studies teacher
Murashova Natalia Yurievna, Teacher additional education MUOU secondary school No. 58, part-time MBOU secondary school No. 44.
Target: Congratulation of the class teacher in a creative form
1. Create an atmosphere for collective creativity.
2. To consolidate the skills of "screenwriting" when working on a composed text, using quotations in the construction of replicas.
3. Work out acting skills and improvisation skills in any "suggested circumstances".
Description: Whoever remembers such an improvisation show as "Thank God, you've come!", which was shown on STS a few years ago, will quickly understand our idea. The leaders of the theater studio or circle also do not need to explain anything. After all, in my student life at the directing classes, not a single lesson was complete without a beginning. It's almost like "impromptu theater", only on a more high level on mobility, development of acting skills and collective interaction in any proposed circumstances.
*From the theory of directing:"STARTING" is a complex exercise lasting 5-10 minutes for student directors. Great for developing imagination creative thinking, improvisation skills. "Starting" allows you to mobile, in practice to master such parameters of the theory of directing as action, event, proposed circumstances and the laws of operating them. It allows you to develop practical skills of effective analysis in order to learn how to find or invent an expressive physical action adequate to the mental task (exercise or rebuilding).
For example, at our directing department, the exercise consisted in the fact that our teacher came to the lesson 5 minutes after the call, and we, the students, had to come up with a mini-performance with our curator in these 5 minutes. leading role, to distribute roles and cues among themselves, along the way to think over a couple additional options development of events - after all, you never know how the "victim of improvisation" will behave. We greeted the teacher with indignant exclamations of the party meeting and demanded to make a speech about the milk yield of the dairy state farm. Either she was our "guest of honor at the wedding", then a late first-grader, then a nanny in kindergarten, then the lead singer (or guitarist) of a rock band, then the president at a press conference ... I can’t remember everything. You can use costumes and props. The task of the teacher was: to quickly figure out how to behave in in an unexpected way and improvise in response.
This is the idea we adopted to congratulate the class teachers. We prepared the text using quotes often used by the teacher, assigned roles, dressed in costumes and set up props.
Where to use: Good for everyone who doesn't mind friendly company congratulate and arrange a surprise for the class teacher, headmaster, hero of the day or birthday. And although we prepared this particular production for the last call, it will look great in a more chamber performance: for example, in the classroom on Teacher's Day. In any case, our teachers liked it: they recognized themselves in the production, recognized their phrases.
It was a risk on my part. Youthful maximalism and sharpness, the presence of parody (very a fine line), the lack of acting training really bothered me. Still it was last call, stage, crowd of spectators. But I am glad that the children withstood this test with honor: they were really inspired by the idea, they chose the image of the teacher very accurately and recalled the teacher’s favorite phrases with laughter and warmth, copied gestures and facial expressions, funny facts from school life. I love the process of creating a masterpiece (and its level is not important at all). The main thing is inspiration and an accurate hit on the target.
The words of Tatyana Yuryevna especially warmed the souls of the children: “The number was for me, about me, I recognized myself in every phrase. And it was so nice to see that everything that I had been teaching for several years remained in the minds of my students, that they and kindly collected everything (even my "cursing words") in this production and made an excellent number, where I was pleased to feel like I was in the lead role."
*Special attention must be paid to the presentation of the material: in order not to offend the mentor, tact, a sense of style, and the ability to work with text are required.
* Quotations of the teacher are underlined in the text.
Characters:
Secretary, Prosecutor, Defense Counsel, Accused, Witness and classroom teacher as Judge.
Scene 9
Presenter1: Oh! school, school... how we will miss her!Presenter1: Nothing... in adult life a lot of interesting things too, baby.
Presenter1: Hmm ... Who would say!
Presenter2: Yes, I'm just sure that this particular individual at school did anything but study. And he committed many crimes against education.
Voice behind the scene: The class teacher of class 11A is invited backstage: Tatyana Yuryevna!
Scene-improvisation for a teacher of history and social studies
Secretary: All rise, the court is in session!Tatyana Yuryevna comes out in a black robe and a referee's cap, everyone sits down
Secretary: Hearing the case "Crimes against education"! The accused is Yana Lebedeva. The word is given to the prosecution.
Prosecutor: Hello gentlemen of the jury, colleagues, dear judge! Defendant Yana Lebedeva is accused of numerous crimes against education. Namely!
1. Preference farm style elegant school uniform which is extremely unacceptable within the walls of a school institution. (pause)
2. Failure to comply with the requirements of the teaching staff.
3. Consumption food products during training activities!
Defender: It is not true!
Prosecutor (strictly): I have not finished yet.
4. Excessive in-fan-ti-ism. (significant pause)
5. Lack of socialization. (pause)
6. And finally! (pause) I want to note... (checks against list) small personality scale.
Yana: "The giraffe is big - he knows better ..."
Prosecutor(strictly): And you, the accused, shut up. You will still be given the floor.
Secretary: The word is given to the defense side.
Defender: This offensive statement by the prosecution has nothing to do with reality!
In addition, a respected court must consider all aspects of this case.
Defense speech: School uniform sometimes you have to wash it too.
Why do children not have time to study?
During the year we have 365 days to study.
Of these, 52 days are Sunday, 313 days remain.
Because of the good weather, it is difficult to start studying, subtract another 25 days, 288 remain.
The average person sleeps 8 hours a day. This is about 122 days a year. There are 166 days left.
We spend about 1 hour a day on a hobby, subtract another 15 days. 151 days
On the day we spend about an hour eating and light snacks - this is another 15 days. There are 136 left.
Minus 3 months of vacation. There are 46 days left.
Also, holidays at the end of the quarter, if you add everything together - minus 16 days
Almost everyone has a pet that we spend about 48 hours a year caring for, that is 2 days.
Also, children love to take a walk, and this is about 12 days a year. Minus all these troubles, only 4 days are left.
Even the most healthy man can get sick and stay at home for 3 days a year.
Only 1 day left and it's your birthday!
As for the other accusations: we have a witness!
Secretary: A witness for the defense is invited!
A witness appears on the scene
Witness: I saw that Yana Lebedeva did not eat or sleep in class!
Snoring is heard from Yana
Prosecutor (getting up from the spot): Wow! But we did not notice the elephant!
Dear gentlemen of the jury, you yourself can be convinced of the uniform meanness of the accused!
Defender: My client is not a scoundrel!
Prosecutor:Lebedeva is not a scoundrel? Well I'm sorry!
Defender (cold): Apologies are accepted!
Secretary: We listened to the views of both sides. What can the defendant herself say in her defense?
Yana (in a dream): I'll fix it... I won't sew hats... I won't sew hats.
The defender pushes Yana with his elbow
Yana (waking up):BUT? What?!?! (Tatyana Yurievna) Dear Court, (auditorium) gentlemen of the jury, I promise to improve! (heavy sigh) Happy childhood is over...
Secretary: Final word given to the chief judge: Tatyana Yurievna Melnikova!
Tatyana Yurievna reads out the text of the verdict
Flowers are given to the class teacher
P.S. Sample text for a teacher it may sound like this: "I, full name, having heard all the statements from the prosecution and from the defense, I sentence Lebedev Yana and all my graduates to successfully pass the exams, worthy choice profession, fortunately personal life, dizzying career, healthy lifestyle life and well-being. The verdict is final and not subject to appeal."
P.S.S. *From the theory of directing: The term "proposed circumstances" was introduced into the practice of directing by Stanislavsky. “The proposed circumstances are the plot of the play, its facts, events, era, time and place of action, living conditions, our acting and director's understanding of the play, additions to it from ourselves. mise-en-scene, staging, scenery and costumes of the artist, props, lighting, noises and sounds, and other things that the actors are invited to take into account in their work. If the viewer believes the event: “Yes, it really happened!” - the proposed circumstances worked.
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There is nothing more interesting
Than social science:
You teach us wonderfully
To complete tasks.
Let's study life and society
With your guidance
Let's take a scientific approach
We show knowledge.
May luck be with you
And significant success
We congratulate you today
Happy Teacher's Day!
Us knowledge about society
Provides social science
Our teacher is experienced.
After all, he deserves recognition:
Today is teacher's day
We are preparing congratulations
We wish him happiness
And super mood!
Sides and edges with you
Societies studied.
And with great efforts
Knowledge received.
Thank you for the science
Cool lessons.
We give you today
Line admiration.
On Teacher's Day, we wish
Good luck, be patient.
We appreciate your lessons
Every moment.
social science leads
The teacher is competent.
He will teach everything, he will understand everything,
Allows you to master the subject.
Thank you, we will tell him
How gallant he is!
And all thanks to the mind,
Thanks to the talents.
Congratulations on the holiday,
Our dear teacher,
For the subject of social science,
And for knowledge our baggage.
We wish you much happiness
And health and love
And success at work
And come true, so that dreams!
You help us understand society,
We consider your work difficult, the greatest,
We wish you never to lose heart,
Health to you, of course, joy and happiness!
May everything that you are silent about come true,
Congratulations on Teacher's Day to the whole class,
May all days be clear, beautiful,
We wish you longevity, harmony, good!
Social science will help
To know our life in detail,
Therefore, we are a teacher
We want to wish you happiness
And Happy Teacher's Day
Him today from the heart,
Health, joy, success
We are in a hurry to wish!
At the lessons of your steel
We are way smarter.
In complex society nuances
We are not too lazy to understand.
We are native teachers
Congratulations on a glorious day.
The world was opened interesting
We, in which we all live.
So many subtleties in different sciences,
In social science, everything intersects,
Here philosophy and sociology,
And psychology meets here.
You know everything, everything is perfect,
Excellent knowledge you give us,
Congratulations today from the heart,
And we wish you happiness together.
Happy Teacher's Day, peace, health,
Make dreams come true
Don't let bad things happen to you
Your heart does not know grief, trouble!
We all want to say now
Thank you for this knowledge!
We really appreciate, love you,
Our social studies teacher!
We wish you from the bottom of our hearts
Happy days and inspiration
Good luck bright and big,
Good, health and luck!
End of 9th grade - significant event for all students. Someone after that leaves school, someone continues their studies, but all the guys feel that they have become a little more mature. That is why the last call is so important.
Scenes of the last call in grade 9 must be funny so that this gala evening brought joy to all participants. Thanks to humor, it is these performances that will allow students to express their gratitude to their teachers, and teachers, in turn, will be able to see themselves through the eyes of their children.
Scenes for the last call Grade 9 (funny)
Throughout the training, the guys had a mentor - a class teacher. It is this teacher who knows them best. When preparing a presentation, it (it) cannot be ignored.
An interesting option would be scenes for the last call (grade 9) about class teachers. One of them is presented below.
Class decor on the stage. Hanging poster "Welcome, graduates .... of the year!" Sitting at the teacher's table elderly teacher- class teacher, adult men and women at their desks. They can be played by today's graduates in disguise, as well as by their parents.
Former students begin to remember their school years.
- Marya Ivanovna, remember how we put a button on your chair once in the 6th grade, and poured glue the other time?
The teacher smiles, the graduates laugh merrily.
- Maria Ivanovna, do you remember how we hid our magazine, did you look for it for more than 2 weeks? You were almost deprived of the bonus even then.
Everyone starts laughing again, and the teacher continues to smile sadly.
- Maria Ivanovna, remember how in the 10th grade we ran away from the lessons, and a dead mouse was thrown on your table?
Again, the friendly laughter of graduates and the smile of the teacher.
Then she gets up, adjusts her glasses and declares:
- And you, my beloved students, remember how in the 6th grade I gave everyone a deuce on the control, because of which you stayed after school for a whole week? And our trip, when we supposedly got lost? It was just after the story with the magazine. Have you forgotten how I made you learn War and Peace by heart with whole chapters? Indeed, it was fun.
Now the teacher is already starting to laugh, looking at the bewildered faces of her former students.
Such miniatures will be great entertainment for both the guests of the evening and the graduates themselves. So, we have determined that required attribute this celebration there should be skits on the last call (grade 9). Subject teachers are especially interested in what their graduates have prepared for the last call.
Sketches for a teacher of Russian language and literature
The first teacher that any student remembers is the teacher of Russian language and literature.
Most classes, endless dictations, presentations, essays - all this is about lessons on the main school subject. That is why funny skits on the last call (grade 9) about teachers begin with the Russian language.
Miniature 1.
- Popov, name the gender of the words "wardrobe", "forest", "house", "stocking".
- Wardrobe, forest, house - masculine, stocking - female.
- I wonder where you got it from?
- Since only women wear stockings.
Miniature 2.
- Krasnova, come up with a sentence with homogeneous members.
There was no grass, no trees, no bushes in the forest.
Miniature 3.
The teacher explains:
Antonyms are words with opposite meanings. For example, long - short, fast - slow, easy - difficult. Vasiliev, think of an example.
Vasiliev says:
- Cat dog.
- How why? They are opposite and fight all the time.
Sketches for teachers of mathematics and computer science
When students begin to come up with sketches for the last call (grade 9) to subject teachers, mathematics occupies a special place in them.
Miniature 1.
- Petushkov, you finally learned how to count to ten with difficulty. I can't even imagine what you'll be after high school.
- Boxing judge, Natalya Sergeevna.
Miniature 2.
- Petrov, imagine that you have 10 rubles in your pocket, and you asked your dad for another 10. How many rubles will you have?
- 10, Irina Sergeevna.
- Petrov! No knowledge of mathematics!
- I'm afraid you have no knowledge about my dad.
Miniature 3.
- Pugovkin, multiply five by eight.
- Elena Andreevna, I agree to give answers to your questions only in the presence of my lawyer.
Also, we should not forget about computer science teachers.
Miniature 1.
A computer science teacher walks into the library department and sees that the librarian is not there. He asks the students where he is. They answer him:
- He's in the archive.
Teacher persistently:
- Unzip it, please.
Miniature 2.
- Pavel Sergeevich, my computer has caught a virus.
- And what did you do?
- Got vaccinated.
- Where?
- Under the arm.
Sketches for a biology teacher
The last call in the 9th grade, students must also dedicate to the biology teacher.
Miniature 1.
The teacher asks in class:
- Who can tell me what is the difference between the river and the ocean?
One of the students answers:
A river has two banks, but an ocean has only one.
Miniature 2.
- Lepeshkin, why do people need a nervous system?
- To be nervous, Lidia Andreevna.
Miniature 3.
- Myagkov, where do you think the bird with the straw in its beak is heading?
- To the cocktail bar, Irina Sergeevna.
Sketch for an English teacher
funny scenes at the last call (grade 9) about English will cheer up everyone present. An example of such a thumbnail is shown below.
There is an English exam. The teacher mutters under his breath:
- They know absolutely nothing .. What an easy question to ask .. Okay ...What is the capital of Great Britain?
The student is silent. The teacher gets nervous
- Well, what is the name of the capital of Great Britain?
- Bucharest.
Teacher annoyed:
- Not! London! Two! Let the next one go!
The student leaves, in the corridor another asks him:
- Well, what do they ask?
He explains to him that they are asking the capital of Great Britain and must answer that the capital is London. Suggest to a classmate:
- Let me glue a cheat sheet on your sole, just in case - "Lan-dan".
On the way to class, the cheat sheet comes off.
The teacher says to the visitor:
- Come in, come in! My question is: "What is the capital of Great Britain?"
The student quickly glances at the sole and confidently answers:
- Adidas.
In addition, sketches for the last call (grade 9) to teachers may consist of short funny dialogues.
Miniature 1.
Conversation between mother and daughter.Daughter asks:
- Mom, say "fun".
Mom is confused
- Why? What is it all about?
- Well, what's the difference? Just repeat and that's it, it's not difficult.
- Why do I have to repeat what I don't understand? I won't!
- Here! Why are you forcing me to learn English?
Miniature 2.
- Well, how is England? Were there language problems?
- I don’t, but the British had ...
Scene for a geography teacher
Schoolchildren, inventing funny scenes for the last call (grade 9), do not bypass geography teachers either.
Miniature 1.
- Petrov, what do you know about the Panama Canal?
- Nothing, Lidia Andreevna, our antenna does not catch him.
Miniature 2.
The teacher explains the topic, talks about New Guinea.
The student specifies:
So it's always summer there?
The teacher answers:
Student sighing.
- Lucky. Eternal holidays.
Miniature 3.
- Peshkov, can you tell me the capital of Argentina?
- I'm sorry, Yulia Vladimirovna, but I don't know either.
Sketches for teachers of history and social studies
Compiling scenes for the last call (Grade 9) in subjects, students do not forget about the teachers of history and social studies. Here small scene, which can be put on a gala evening.
The teacher starts checking homework.
- So, in the last lesson we talked about Napoleon. Please, Sinichkin, tell me what you remember.
The student stands up solemnly and says:
- Lydia Yurievna, why listen to me? Let Napoleon speak for himself.
Teacher, surprised
- But how do you imagine it?
Sinichkin proudly replies:
- And now we will arrange to call Napoleon and ask about everything.
The teacher agrees, everyone sits around the table. Sinichkin begins to call on Napolen, who after a few seconds appears in the corner of the class in the famous cocked hat and says in a sepulchral voice:
- In the name of the Emperor, I order to put Sergei Sinichkin "5" in the year of history.
The teacher is scared
- Your Imperial Highness .. But how .. He doesn’t know anything on the subject .. Your voice seems familiar to me ... But why are you wearing sneakers?
He quickly approaches Napoleon, tears off his cocked hat and recognizes Lisichkin.
The teacher says with satisfaction:
- So Lisichkin. I almost didn't believe it... Well, let's continue our session.
Everyone sits around the table again and the teacher says:
- I'm calling the parents of Sinichkin and Lisichkin.
The confused faces of the perpetrators of the incident and the laughter of classmates complete the scene.
You can also play multiple short dialogues on history and social science.
Miniature 1.
The teacher asks:
- Vovochka, what did the noble knights do with the defeated opponents?
Wolf answers:
- Handed over for scrap, Irina Sergeevna.
Miniature 2.
- So, as I warned you in the last lesson, today we have a test.
- Can I use a calculator, Marya Ivanovna?
- You can, Vovochka, you can.
- What about a transporter?
- Please, Vovochka, on health. So let's write the theme Spiritual world person."
Sketches for teachers of physics and chemistry
Composing sketches for the last call (grade 9), the script of which they begin to come up with long before the holiday, one cannot leave a single teacher without attention. Below are the options for miniatures for teachers of physics and chemistry.
Physics lesson.
The teacher starts the survey:
- So, let me listen to you. Remind me of the law of Archimedes.
Excellent student answers:
- A body that is immersed in a liquid will push out a volume equivalent to the mass of the given body.
The doppelgänger resolutely objects:
- Absolutely wrong law! I checked yesterday!
The teacher is interested
- Come on, let's take a closer look, Vasya, what did you do there?
Doppelgänger says:
- Well, how what? Immersed own body into a bath with liquid, sat for 4 hours and got out, frozen.
What is the scientist's fault?
- How is it in what? Just let me get it, I'll fix it for him!
The excellent student lost her patience:
- What did he do?
Doppelgänger in response:
- Well, I poured water into the bath, climbed into it ...
Chorus class:
Doppelgänger says:
- Neighbors ran up, shouting that a whole lake had flowed from their ceiling!
The teacher is happy
- Exactly! And what follows from this?
The doppelgänger says irritably:
- Why let Archimedes himself make repairs now!
Excellent student, showing tongue:
- Yes, Teplov, you know nothing about physics!
The teacher, addressing another student:
- Zaitsev, do you remember anything? Are you going to take the exam?
The second student in a calm tone replies:
“I remember everything, Elena Andreevna, but I don’t know anything!
Sigh teacher:
- No, it's impossible to talk to you! Both get two. Tomorrow I'm waiting for everyone for the trial exam!
Chemistry lesson.
The teacher will say:
Did everyone write down their homework? I'm doing the laundry.
Doppelgänger in response:
- Wait! I haven't fully copied this picture yet!
The teacher is perplexed:
- This is not a picture, Kruglov, but a structural form of a halogen.
Loser, making an exhausted face:
- What is the formula? It's just the "Black Square" by the artist Repin!
The teacher is surprised
- That is so ingenious?
Double with a sigh:
- That is so incomprehensible.
- Well, you, as always, learned the topic for a deuce.
- And if I want "excellent"?
The teacher replied:
- Well, if you want a five, write us the formula ethyl alcohol.
- I need a friend's advice. Hello, grandmother, rather tell me the formula of ethyl alcohol, then the issue of my five is solved.
Grandma says:
- So I don’t know chemistry at all, granddaughter. Tse two..
The doppelgänger sadly repeats:
- Tse two.
Teacher waiting to continue:
- Yes, and then what?
- Granny, you almost guessed it, try to remember further!
Grandma replies:
- Yes, what is there to remember, I already remembered, as many as five times!
The student asks:
- Already five?
The teacher says in an affirmative tone:
- Right! c-2, ash-5.
Double:
The teacher nods his head.
- Well, almost so! c-2, ash-5, o - ash. Okay, you get a five with a minus.
Sketch for a physical education teacher
Of course, no scenes of the last call (grade 9) can do without your favorite physical education.
Ringing school bell. On stage, in sportswear, Pugovkin's student stands proud loneliness. The PE teacher enters the gym, burying his head in a magazine, and says without looking up:
- Hello! Class, line up! Pay for one or two!
Pugovkin, looking around, says:
- One.
Pause. The teacher raises his eyes, sees that there is no one else and asks menacingly:
- Soooo, where are the others? Skip class, right?
Pugovkin is frightened:
- No, no, Valery Semenovich, they have good reasons.
Teacher, no less menacing:
- Respectful, you say? Come on, quickly them all here!
Pugovkin runs out of the gym and returns a minute later with the whole class.
The teacher praises Pugovkin:
- Well done, Pugovkin. Now we will understand. You are the first, Legkov. Where is the form?
Legkov in reply:
- Imagine, in the evening I washed the uniform and hung it to dry on the fence. Suddenly, out of nowhere, appeared angry dog and broke everything.
The teacher is perplexed:
- Of course, I understand everything, but where does the fence come from, because you live on the 7th floor? Okay, everything is clear with you. What do you say, Petrova?
Petrova says:
- Oh, I hurt my ankle yesterday. Right .. That is, left .. Well, in general, both ..
- It's clear. What about you, Simonova? Did you hurt your ankle too?
Simonova playfully says:
- No, I have angina.
The teacher in a suspicious tone:
- Sore throat, so ... Therefore, a bandage on the leg, right?
Simonova quickly reacted:
- Nuuuu, she, it .. slipped ..
The teacher nods his head and says:
- Oh well. Shishkov, how are you going to explain yourself?
Shishkov in a dreamy tone:
- Can you imagine, Valery Semenovich, yesterday the boys from 11 "A" told me that you would not be at school at all today. That they left for gymnastics competitions!
The teacher is very surprised:
- Well, it’s necessary ... Gymnastics .. They came up with the same .. Well, well, what about you Vorobyov?
Vorobyov absentmindedly:
- And I mixed up the days today. Thought it was Wednesday, but it turned out to be Thursday. I even brought textbooks for Wednesday, I can show you.
Teacher in an affirmative tone:
- So, I give the whole class a “two” for the lack of uniform. Now we sit down, take out notebooks and write down the topic “Daily routine”.
Pugovkin is perplexed:
- Valery Semenovich, what about me?
Confused teacher:
- Oh, yes, Pugovkin. And you, according to the plan, run a cross for 2 kilometers.
Sketches for teachers of fine arts and technology
Funny skits on the last call (Grade 9) will not do without mentioning the lessons of fine arts.
Children sit at their desks and diligently draw. The teacher walks between the rows, checks the work. He stops near Kukushkin's desk and asks:
- What did you draw?
Kukushkin in reply:
- Like what? vase. You yourself asked.
- What I asked, I remember. I don't understand what you drew.
- Well, Olga Mikhailovna, this is a vase! It's just how I see it. You are an artist, you must understand me.
The teacher says:
- Okay, give me the diary.
Calmly takes the diary, puts a deuce. Kukushkin is indignant:
- Deuce? For what?
The teacher answers him:
- Why are you, Petya, this is not a deuce, this is a five. It's just how I see it.
Sketches for the last call grade 9 (funny) will be in place in all subjects. Technology is no exception.
The technology teacher scolds the class:
- Who broke the plywood? I ask you, answer!
The students stand with their heads bowed. Finally, one says:
- Why plywood? Maybe glass?
Teacher angrily:
I broke the glass myself this morning. I installed plywood. For the last time I ask the question, who broke the plywood?
Thus, it is possible to compose a wide variety of scenes for the last call (Grade 9). The script is cheerful, the mood is excellent, the students, teachers and parents are beautiful, smart, happy. This is exactly what a gala evening dedicated to the end of grade 9 should look like.
The last call is both joyful and sad. It is joyful that school days, painstaking study, ninth or eleventh grade are behind, but still sad at heart from parting with teachers and friends. Exams are ahead, which largely depend on which path you will follow in your life. Experiences ahead, admission to educational establishments. But while the last bell rings, it drives away all troubles and hardships. Teachers also root for you, as do your parents, and relatives and close people. Let's congratulate them in prose from the bottom of our hearts on this solemn day - the last call, and express our gratitude to the subject teachers, say for them the identical and sincere acceptance speech. If you cannot express your gratitude in your own words, we will help you with this.
Congratulations to the teacher of Russian language and literature
The last call is not only a farewell to the school. Despite the fact that exams and graduation are ahead of us, today's holiday is a great occasion to thank our beloved teachers, as well as refresh all the knowledge that, thanks to their professionalism and sensitivity, will help to pass the most important school test and become a springboard in new life. One of these teachers is undoubtedly a teacher of the Russian language and literature. Thank you very much for teaching us to love our native language, to be proud of its beauty and wide variety. You helped us to feel the depth of immortal works and get real pleasure from them. deep meaning and vitality. You have taught us to express our thoughts correctly and to navigate freely in the literary world. Thank you very much, because without this knowledge we now simply cannot imagine our lives.
Words of gratitude to the teacher of algebra and geometry
One of the most important disciplines for every student is algebra and geometry. Thanks to them, we learn not only to perform various operations with numbers, to navigate in the construction geometric shapes and their corners, but we also begin to better understand the space around us, learn to think logically and increase our IQ. Today, under the farewell ringing of the last bell, we are beginning to fully realize the invaluable work that you have invested in us, our dear teacher, the importance of the knowledge gained and huge role exact sciences in the life of every person who strives to achieve success in this life. Thank you for your patience, kindness and sincere love to the subject. We will try to please you at the upcoming final exams and promise not to lose the knowledge gained from you in the upcoming new life.
Congratulations to the English teacher
The modern world is hard to imagine without constant communication and interaction different peoples. Therefore, it is difficult to overestimate the importance in English who helps people of different nationalities communicate fully. This became possible for us thanks to the high professionalism of our respected teacher in English. The last bell, which precedes the farewell to the school, gives us a great opportunity to express huge thanks to our teacher. You helped us expand the horizons of communication, knowledge and increase the level of cultural enrichment. Thank you very much for your invaluable work and the desire to pass on your vast knowledge. We are confident that we will pass the final exams with honors, largely thanks to your high professionalism.
Congratulations to the chemistry teacher
Today's holiday, the Last Bell, gives us a great opportunity to thank the teacher who helped us master one of the most important subjects that reveal the essence of things - chemistry. Thank you very much for revealing to us the amazing secrets of the structure. various substances and their compounds, for unforgettable experiments during which we were able to feel like magicians, for helping us understand how a small test tube can fit the whole world from molecules and atoms. We are immensely grateful to you for your patience, great love for the discipline taught and incredible professionalism. On the eve of the upcoming final exams, we want to promise you to show the maximum of our knowledge and try very hard not to let you down.
Wishes for the last call to the physics teacher
The last bell has come, which means that soon we will have not only exams, but also a graduation party, symbolizing parting with the school and our beloved teachers, so today we want to express our deep gratitude to our dear teachers and, in particular, to the teacher of physics. It is thanks to the invaluable knowledge that you put into our heads that we know why we stand firmly on our feet, we understand that the creation of electricity is no less an exciting process than the birth of a new life and that atomic Energy created not to destroy people, but to serve for the benefit of man. These and other discoveries have become some of the most amazing in our lives. The knowledge that you were able to convey to us will help not only to successfully pass the examination tests, but also simplify the solution of the tasks that life will set before us.
Thanksgiving speech for geography teacher
Our beloved parents, when they brought us to the first grade, showed us how to navigate at school, but our dear geography teacher helped us master the geography of a huge planet called the Earth. Thank you for opening before us not only various cities and countries, but also the mysterious depth of the oceans and the vast breadth of the continents. There is no place on our planet to which we would not make an imaginary journey under your sensitive guidance. We will try very hard to please you with our results in the upcoming exams and carry through life all the invaluable knowledge that we have received thanks to you.
Congratulations to the history teacher
There is not a single person who would imagine his future and the future of his country without knowledge of history. We try to learn from the mistakes and achievements of our ancestors, which we learn about thanks to our dear teacher stories. Today, on the day of the Last Bell, we sincerely want to thank you not only for being perfectly oriented in what happened many years ago, but also for the opportunity to be proud of the history of our country, its numerous heroic victories, unsurpassed minds and people, like you, selflessly devoted to their country. We know that we also participate in the creation of history, so we will try to leave only a bright mark in it and start small - we will pass the exams with excellent marks.
Thank You Speech to a Biology Teacher
The last call opens the door to a new life for us, future graduates. After passing the exams, we will plunge into the unknown world of new acquaintances, fresh knowledge and the stone jungle. It will all be bright and amazing, just like our biology lessons. Thank you very much to our dear biology teacher for making the world of wildlife and plants around us more understandable, close and dear, for helping us, our students, feel like part of an incredible and amazing community of living beings and delve into the intricacies of their existence . We will try to put all these feelings and knowledge into practice during the exams and always remember you with respect.
Wishes to the teacher of labor
Today, thanks to the Last Bell, we have a great opportunity to express our deep gratitude to our esteemed teachers of labor. This subject is undoubtedly one of the most important, because on it we learned that with our own hands you can create things necessary in everyday life, learned how to cook deliciously and sew beautifully. Thank you very much, our dear teachers for the golden hands and bright heads that were able to convey to us important knowledge and taught trowels to use various household tools. We are sure that these skills will be useful to us in the future and we will always remember you with gratitude and love.
Teacher of social studies and sociology
The last call is not only saying goodbye to school, waiting for exams and High school prom, it is also an opportunity to evaluate your knowledge, to realize how much teachers have invested in us. One of these teachers, of course, is a teacher of social studies. This subject and your competent attitude to teaching it helped us to correctly prioritize our lives, taught us to navigate the ornate nooks and crannies of the law and developed the ability to stand up for ourselves. We are very grateful to you for your sensitivity, attention and deep knowledge in the subject taught. We are confident that this knowledge will serve us well not only in exams, but in later life.
Appreciation speech for physical education teacher
We all know that full development of a person includes not only deep knowledge, but also physical health, therefore, today, under the melodic ringing of the last bell, I especially want to thank our respected physical education teacher. Without your professionalism and love for the subject taught, we would not be able to grow up as full-fledged and physically developed people. You instilled in us a love for sports, told us about the importance of thinking ahead and showed how important it is to strive to achieve the highest results. We promise you that the desire to win will burn brightly in us not only at the final exams, but also in a new, so exciting, life.
Words of gratitude to the teacher OBZH
Today, on the day of the last call, we can say with confidence that we are ready to leave our native school walls and plunge into the sometimes dangerous adult world. We do it easily and boldly, because we are perfectly able to take care of ourselves and know how to act correctly in any, even the most difficult situation. This became possible thanks to the invaluable knowledge that we received in the lessons of life safety. Thanks to our dear teacher for understanding that there is a way out of any difficult situation, for the ability to stand up for yourself and help others in emergency for the ability to quickly navigate in a changing environment. We know that we can take care of ourselves and keep the presence of mind, including at such a serious test as final exams.