Riddles about champagne are cool. Ideas for creativity and needlework
For a wonderful New Year's holiday, which would be remembered for a long time by all guests, a table with skillfully prepared dishes, a festively cleaned room and beautiful outfit— not enough. To do this, everyone needs to have fun at this celebration! Great option for complete fun cool contests for the New Year for adults and riddles about the New Year for adults.
And about one of those fun pastimes, namely a contest in which you can use funny riddles we will tell you more about the New Year for adults.
One of the options for a game that will cheer up those present can use the "GUESS THE RIDDLE" contest. You will have to prepare for this competition in advance. Take the most common Balloons. Prepare notes with funny riddles, roll them up and put them inside the balloon. Then air balloons can be inflated, for originality they can also be painted with a marker or felt-tip pen with funny drawings: smiles, faces, caricatures of guests, snowflakes, etc. The player bursts the ball he has chosen, and does it without the help of hands, and guesses the riddle. More precisely, a riddle he does not guess, but performs a task as a punishment.
The task can be anything - it all depends on your imagination. For instance:
- 1. Depict the battle of the New Year's Chimes.
- 2. Stand on a chair and let everyone know white light that Santa Claus is coming.
- 3. Dance rock and roll.
- 4. Eat some sugar-free lemon wedges with a happy face.
- 5. Draw a frightened raccoon.
Providing the company with riddles that are impossible to solve is not at all difficult.
For riddles with humor, you can use other cool contests for the New Year for adults. You can compose a lot of funny riddles, they will cheer you up by themselves, as well as the answer options, which, for sure, all the guests will try to come up with, without exception.
Especially for you, dear users, we have collected a whole collection of funny riddles about the New Year for adults.
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Which best gift for the New Year for a woman? Hint: 15 cm long, 7 cm wide, and preferably several at once.
(ANSWER: $100 note)
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Without what the New Year's holiday will not work?
(ANSWER: Vodka)
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He eats little, drinks a lot, and distributes gifts to everyone. Who is it?
(ANSWER: Santa Claus)
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Sober at the New Year's banquet is only ...
(ANSWER: Tree)
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If crackers clap,
Animals have come to see you
If the Christmas tree is a good gnome,
Dragged to your glorious house,
The next one is quite possible
Will be in the house...
(ANSWER: emergency)
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On the eve of each New Year, early at dawn, "this" is brought into the house.
(ANSWER: husband from the banquet)
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If for a very long time in the New Year the whole honest company shouts loudly, then it will definitely come. Who is it?
(ANSWER: police)
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She is curvaceous at the chest, slender at the waist, and skinny at the bottom.
(ANSWER: Glass)
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If you crush it a little, it will become hard, like a potato.
(ANSWER: Snowball.)
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Small, cross-eyed, in a white fur coat, in felt boots. Who is it?
(ANSWER: Chukchi Santa Claus.)
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Where is the snowman from?
(ANSWER: From ZIMBABWE.)
MYSTERIES FOR THE NEW YEAR FOR ADULTS
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What do a gynecologist and a tour operator have in common?
(ANSWER: Both work where everyone normal people rest)
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How to make a man just pissed off in bed?
(ANSWER: Pick up the remote control from the TV)
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What is the difference between expensive jewelry and a man?
(ANSWER: Expensive decoration always satisfies a woman)
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What happens if you turn right three times?
(ANSWER: Turn left)
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What ends faster than a vacation?
(ANSWER: Vacation)
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Which human organ can increase tenfold strong arousal?
(ANSWER: The pupil of the eye. And the organ that you thought about, when excited, increases only 2.5 times)
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What does a devout Jew do before drinking tea?
(ANSWER: Opens mouth)
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What is baldness?
(ANSWER: Replacing the combing process with washing)
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Before the start - hanging, in the process - standing, after - wet. What's this?
(ANSWER: Umbrella)
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About 40 million people are engaged in THIS at night. What is this?
(ANSWER: Internet.)
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When it rises, it will reach the sky.
(ANSWER: Rainbow.)
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A colored yoke hung over the river.
(ANSWER: A sign of beginning madness)
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What does a wife do with dinner if her husband doesn't like it?
(ANSWER: Leaves for dinner)
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There are two women near the fence: one is glued, the other is sewn on... What should be done with them?
(Answer: tear off one, tear off the other).
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With eggs and onions, not a pie?
(Answer: Robin Hood).
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What is it: blue gold?
(Answer: the beloved got drunk.)
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What it is: the eyes are afraid, but the hands are doing.
(ANSWER: Phone sex.)
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What three-letter word is any man afraid of?
(ANSWER: More!)
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A loves B, and B loves D. What should A do?
(ANSWER: Find another B.)
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What is it: that is the head, then there is no head, that is the head, then there is no head?
(ANSWER: Lame behind the fence.)
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What does 90/60/90 mean?
(Answer: speed with a traffic cop.)
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What does the proverb say: "And the sheep are safe, and the wolves are full"?
(ANSWER: About the fact that the wolves of the shepherd and his dog were bullied)
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Everyone strives for this, but when they achieve it, they are very upset. What it is?
(ANSWER: Old age)
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Small, yellowish, crawling across the field?
(ANSWER: The Japanese is looking for a mine)
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Small, yellow flies over the field?
(ANSWER: The Japanese found a mine)
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What is it: does not growl, does not knock and does not scratch the floor?
(ANSWER: Domestic machine for tapping, growling and scratching the floor)
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Hanging pear - scary to eat. Why?
(ANSWER: Boxers will beat your face)
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In the eyes of longing, in the teeth of the board.
(ANSWER: A man failed in a village push)
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What can't you eat for breakfast?
(ANSWER: Lunch and dinner.)
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He left his grandmother, and left his grandfather ... What is it?
(ANSWER: Sex.)
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Who doesn't get their hair wet in the pouring rain?
(ANSWER: Bald.)
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What is it: sitting on the ceiling and chewing on a light bulb?
(Answer: Ceiling Lamp Gnawer.)
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There is an elevator in the 10th floor. Only 2 people live on the first floor of the house, from floor to floor the number of residents doubles exactly. What is the most frequently pressed elevator button in this house?
(ANSWER: Button "1", regardless of the distribution and number of residents by floor.)
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In one train compartment, an honest customs officer, Malvina, Pinocchio and a filthy cop are traveling. They play points for money, there are a lot of grandmas in the bank, the train enters the tunnel. And when he leaves the tunnel, the money disappears. Q: Who stole the money?
(ANSWER: The cop is filthy, because the other three do not exist in nature ...)
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She is the color of lilac, sees forward as well as backward, and jumps higher than the bell tower. What it is?
(ANSWER: A white blind horse. Because the lilac is white, and the bell tower, in principle, does not jump.)
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Earrings for suckers.
(ANSWER: Noodles.)
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What question will never be answered with “yes”?
(ANSWER: A sleeping person to the question: “Are you sleeping?”)
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How can you walk while sitting?
(ANSWER: In the toilet - on the toilet.)
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Can an ostrich call itself a bird?
(ANSWER: He can't, he can't talk.)
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Why are they wearing a hat?
(ANSWER: Because she herself does not walk.)
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What is it: water runs, power lies?
(ANSWER: The deputy was given an enema.)
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When a woman lifts her leg, what do you see? Five letter word that starts with P and ends with A.
(ANSWER: Heel.)
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What else can be removed from a naked secretary?
(ANSWER: A naked boss.)
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How fast does a dog need to run so as not to hear the sound of a frying pan tied to its tail?
(ANSWER: From zero. The dog must stand.)
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With claws, but it's not a bird, it flies and swears.
(ANSWER: Electrician.)
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It stands, it hangs, it burns, it cools.
(ANSWER: Shower.)
What is it: a bald little one running through the forest?
(ANSWER: Hedgehog. Why bald? Because Chernobyl.)
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The hunter walked next to the clock tower. He took out a gun, loaded it and fired. Where did the hunter go?
(ANSWER: To the police.)
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The boy fell down 5 steps and broke his leg. How many legs will a boy break if he falls down 50 steps?
(ANSWER: Only one, because the second one is already broken.)
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What dishes can not eat anything?
(ANSWER: From empty.)
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Under which tree does the hare hide when it rains?
(ANSWER: Under wet.)
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Why does pop buy a hat?
(ANSWER: Because they don’t give a hat for free.)
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Which wheel does not spin when turning right?
(ANSWER: Spare.)
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What do coffins and money have in common?
(ANSWER: Both the first and the second are first boarded up and then lowered.)
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What is it: without windows, without doors, and inside there is a Jew?
(ANSWER: Sarah is pregnant.)
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What is it: hanging on the wall and crying?
(ANSWER: Climber.)
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What is it: with a mustache, big, red, and stuffed to capacity with hares?
(ANSWER: Trolleybus.)
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What is the difference between a young bachelor and an old one?
(ANSWER: Young - cleans up own house to invite the woman, and the old bachelor invites the woman into the house to clean up.)
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How many peas can go into one glass?
(Not at all, because peas do not go.)
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Small wrinkled, every woman has.
(ANSWER: Zest.)
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A hedgehog runs across the lawn - dragging, laughing. Why does the hedgehog laugh?
(ANSWER: Weed tickles pussy.)
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A hedgehog runs across the lawn and cries. Why is the hedgehog crying?
(ANSWER: They cut the grass.)
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The more there are, the less weight. What's this?
(ANSWER: Holes.)
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How do day and night end?
(ANSWER: A soft sign.)
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What is the name of a Georgian if three nails fell into the water?
(ANSWER: Rusted.)
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What is the difference between a horse and a needle?
(ANSWER: First you sit on the needle, then you jump, first you jump on the horse, and then you sit down.)
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Pet, starts with a "T".
(ANSWER: Cockroach.)
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Fire passed first, and then water and copper pipes. What's this?
(ANSWER: Moonshine.)
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What do a diver and a cook have in common?
(ANSWER: Both the first and the second have to dip the eggs into the water from time to time.)
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What is the difference female breast from toy railway?
(ANSWER: Nothing: both are created for children, but dads play with them).
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What can't be done in space?
(ANSWER: Hang yourself!)
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How to put a giraffe in the refrigerator?
(ANSWER: Open the refrigerator, put the giraffe in there, close the refrigerator.)
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How do you put an elephant in the fridge?
(ANSWER: Open the refrigerator, take the giraffe out of it, put the elephant inside, close the refrigerator.)
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Called the Lion to a meeting of all the animals. But not all came, one beast did not come. Who is it?
(ANSWER: Elephant. He's in the fridge, remember?)
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If you need to swim across a wide river teeming with crocodiles, but there is no boat. How will you do it?
(ANSWER: Swim. Why are they afraid, because all the crocodiles are at the meeting with Leo.)
We all come from our childhood. And even in adulthood We are not alien to the behavior of children. Riddles and puzzles adore both. But you will not surprise a more mature audience with questions for kids. New Year's riddles for adults are suitable for any oversized company. For those who don't like outdoor games or, conversely, for those who are tired and want to sit.
We have prepared riddles in both verse and prose, all of them with answers. Sometimes you have to break your head, and sometimes the answers suggest themselves instead of the final rhyme. These, of course, are the easiest to solve.
Riddles in verse
Insert a stick into the hole
She's like a lifesaver
Holes are available in all sizes.
It's not a sin to darn a stick!
(needle)
If it's cold, it warms
If it's hot, it cools
You can’t take it with your hands - it hangs,
And if you touch it - it's worth it.
(Shower)
The chess player is planning a move,
On the body the lady wears
In hockey, they maneuver on it,
The Jew makes her brains out to everyone.
(combination).
The riddle is this:
The lady sweats for the future,
As soon as it hits
He is between the lady's legs.
(exercise bike)
Carries the earth all day
paws in manure,
The back is tanned
Is the belly white?
(gardener)
hairy head
Svarish - a delicacy for everyone,
We will nibble it deftly
And without visible interference!
(corn)
It is small in size
You take it dry in your hands,
Wet in a minute
And everyone enjoys it!
(tea bag)
He has no hands on me
Standing clearly
And as soon as you take it in your hands,
You will get softness.
(plasticine)
To work on the language
First you need to remove the cover.
(eskimo)
Who disturbs the genie
Step into your power?
(tonic).
Black all around, red in the middle about
?
(radish in the ground). Black all around, red in the middle about
?
(louboutins).
Hanging on the wall
Starts with "A".
(climber)
To enter soft
You have to come up behind.
(slippers)
We guys are remote
We love sex gaps
(cockroaches)
I'm sitting in a red car
And behind the zebra clung,
Spinning, around the animals are different,
Where did I wake up with a hangover?
(carousel)
Riddles with rhyming answers
Bodies when they meet together
When the hair closes
Everything freezes in a person,
What it is? (eyelids).
Pleasure on the sheet
Sheet on the wall
It was opened a long time ago
What is this? Of course ... (movie).
Skillfully through the genital crevices
Go through your favorite thing
Sexual affairs all the way,
Tell me who am I? (broom)
Fire, water, copper pipes
Nauseous in the morning and faces are pale,
The body is damaged
While we were driving ... (moonshine).
He owns me at night
We haven't slept with him for a long time.
He loves to do everything with light,
And it is called ... (Internet).
Riddles for adults in prose
- A word in which you can find forty "A".
- 90 then 60 then 90, do you think it's a model? No, this is how I drive if I see a traffic police officer ahead.
- Men scratch their eggs in the morning, but women? (eyes)
- What do we get with a broken air conditioner? (Striptease)
- What do naive people wear instead of earrings? (noodles).
- He is not a pie, but he has both onions and eggs (Robin Hood).
- Often dips eggs in water, but not a cook? (diver)
- Guess the word of three letters, the letter "X": He always stands, but when he finishes, he immediately bows? (choir).
The more interesting the questions, the more fun the answers will be. That is why you should re-read them as much as possible in order to choose the best ones. New Year's riddles for adults can entertain any audience. They are both funny and funny, and at the same time, they make people think to the best of their promiscuity.
It may seem that New Year's riddles are exclusively child's play. However, this opinion is erroneous: adults can also use them for their festive purposes. For example, at a corporate party: when presenting a gift, an employee must solve a riddle. Why not? Our selection is here to help!
Difficult riddles for the New Year for adults
This poor thing is constantly pulled by the tail. As soon as it is pulled, everything around flies up.Answer: cracker.
He always comes only at night. And it always suddenly becomes new in one second, although before that it was very old.
Answer: year.
This is an amazing magic that instantly turns children and adults into bears, bunnies and foxes.
Answer: masquerade
This graceful spring straightens its fur every year. As a result, at every party she is the most beautiful.
Answer: tinsel.
It is necessary to imagine that there is a saucepan on the edge of the table, which is covered with a lid. The dishes are placed in such a way that two-thirds of them hang from the table. pan through certain time falls. So what was in this dish and why did it suddenly fall?
Answer: ice.
Imagine a situation: a driver forgets his documents at home, including the driving license. On the way, he saw a one-way sign, but the man ignored it and went in the opposite direction. All this was seen by a traffic police officer, but he did not stop the driver. Why did it happen?
Answer: The driver was walking.
How many eggs do you think the first of January really eat on an empty stomach?
Answer: you can eat only one egg, because the rest eaten will no longer be on an empty stomach.
IN new year's eve the car goes to the celebration in the village. Five cars are driving towards him on the way. The question is extremely simple: how many cars are sent to the village to celebrate the New Year?
Answer: one car.
New Year's Eve dinner is being prepared. The hostess prepares food. What does she throw into the pot before putting food in?
Answer: look.
Nice winter park. It has nine benches. Five of them have been painted. How many benches are there in the park?
Answer: nine.
The pig, the symbol of the coming year, is a very useful creature. But here is the question: can a pig call itself an animal?
Answer: it can't, because the pig can't talk.
Oh, and it was a noisy banquet ... But something on it still remained sober. Who was it?
Answer: tree.
New Year's riddles for adults - funny
Whose parents is snow woman with snowman?Answer: most likely, you will hear: "Snow Maiden." In fact, the correct answer is Bigfoot.
Santa Claus has a constantly red nose. Why?
Answer: most likely, in response you will hear: "Because he drinks a lot." However, this is not true: he just got out of the bathhouse. After all, we have such a good tradition: always visit the bathhouse on the thirty-first of December.
Santa Claus is always warm hands. Why?
Answer: most often, adults answer that he is simply not real, but a fictional character. But in fact, he just drank a little to keep warm.
Have you ever wondered why the Snowman wears a bucket on his head and not a normal headdress?
Answer: most often they answer that this is accepted, they say, this is a tradition. In fact, he is like a real man, December thirty-first went to take out the garbage. Well, he came only in April ... His wife put this bucket on his head.
Instead of a nose, the Snowman often has a carrot. Why?
Answer: The most popular answer to this riddle is “because there was nothing else at home, and carrots are easy and cheap.” But the correct answer is this: as a child, the Snowman picked his nose very often, which is why he was sent to be brought up by Papa Carlo.
The snow woman is the happy owner of two waists. Is she just lucky?
Answer: oh, there are a million strange and illogical answers here. In fact, everything is very simple: it is very convenient to hug.
Every woman expects such a gift for the New Year. He really is the best! It is fifteen centimeters long and seven centimeters wide. What is this?
Answer: hundred dollar bill.
Without it, the New Year is simply unthinkable. And it's not a tree!
Answer: vodka.
It happens every New Year. "This" is brought at dawn. What is this?
Answer: the husband from the banquet.
If on New Year's Eve the whole company shouts very loudly and for a long time, then it will definitely show up. Who is this?
Answer: Of course, the police.
She has a very strange figure. She's skinny underneath. Her chest is lush, and her waist is slender. Who is this?
Answer: glass.
It will become hard like a potato if it is slightly mashed in the hand. What is this?
Answer: snow.
He wears boots and white coat. He is small, with slanting eyes. Who is it?
Answer: Santa Claus from Chukotka.
If unprecedented animals came to visit you, Christmas decorations danced in a round dance, bright lights flashed everywhere ... Who will come to you next?
Answer: urgent.
This is far from a gun, but it shoots loudly. It's not a vile snake, but it always hisses. This is not forty-degree vodka, but ...
Answer: champagne.
By May, this snow-white chic blanket becomes dirty and irritates everyone terribly. What's this?
Answer: snow.
It prickles, it smells bad. Brought here from the cold.
Answer: husband.
This bright snot can be seen from all the streets of the city. She can run across forests and fields without any problems, and she will be seen even in the neighboring village. What's this?
Answer: fireworks.
Hear a question about a welcome guest.
He's coming soon - tighten up.
He easily fulfills every request,
But this is not Yandex, but ...
Answer: Santa Claus.
There are two cigarette butts in a glass in the kitchen.
And for some reason someone danced on the table.
There is a beaker of unfinished alcohol.
I came with my grandfather with her ...
Answer: Snow Maiden.
At night we sneaked out of the village
No vodka string bag, no beer package,
Not an armful of girls, not a whisk of lilies.
Fashionable, holiday-bearing ...
Answer: tree.
Let's get drunk and go with you
Wander around the city in an embrace.
We will kiss under the moon
And mouth to catch crystal ...
Answer: snowflakes.
You would never buy this yourself.
Usually it is not expensive and not brands,
However, he is very cute
Hidden under the tree...
Answer: a gift.
New Year's riddles for children
She always comes with gifts. On New Year's Eve, she is the most beautiful, regardless of what other guests are wearing. All events on New Year's Eve revolve around her. Who is she?Answer: Christmas tree.
Not a hedgehog, but in needles. There are no legs, but there are paws. Not a beautiful girl, but all in beads and sequins. Who is this?
Answer: Christmas tree.
“I am an incredible fashionista. I love glitter, beads, all kinds of jewelry. However, I only manage to look like a queen once a year. Who am I?
Answer: Christmas tree.
“Lilies of the valley bloom every spring in mid-May. Pied asters always bloom in the autumn months. And I bloom in winter for a short time and always only on spruce. whole year no one remembers me ... I'm lying dusty on the top shelves in the closet and I'm always very happy when they finally remember me. Who am I?
Answer: Christmas ball.
Which riddle did you find the most difficult? Share your thoughts in the comments!
And where will you be from?
- Yes, from anywhere - even from glasses, even from glasses. You, most importantly, pour!
If you are gathering a cheerful company of guests for the New Year, invite them to solve funny New Year's riddles. Children will especially be delighted with this idea. For this purpose, you can divide the guests into teams and prepare pleasant New Year's presents.
Riddles for children for the New Year
I have excellent hearing
Smart look and subtle scent.
I immediately get into a fight with a cat,
Because I... (Dog)
What is a fashionista?
At the top the spire burns,
Toys on the branches
Beads and crackers! (Christmas tree)
He always comes in winter.
It will sometimes cover the ground.
cold and fluffy fur.
It's white, clean, wet... (Snow)
We made a snowball
They made a hat on him
The nose was attached and in an instant
It turned out ... (Snowman)
Who is secretly under the Christmas tree
Did you bring sweets for the kids?
Let's say in unison - this is it -
Bearded… (Santa Claus)
From the sky we fly to you.
And in the spring we melt in the sun.
We are cold sparks.
Did you recognize us? (Snowflakes)
I am angry, angry,
Most of the time, he's just businesslike.
The rivers are covered with ice
I bring cold to your house.
Dress warmly
I am not the sun - I will not warm.
And I'll take a walk - everything shines!
The snow crunches underfoot.
My nose is red.
What is my name?.. (Freezing)
Ears are long,
The tail is round in a bun.
Having fun in a white coat
Afraid of the gray wolf. (Hare)
They pulled the tail of the poor thing,
Papers flew up! (Clapperboard)
The tree needs to be decorated
Give gifts to everyone
Lots of fun things to do
This is a holiday … (New Year)
From under the runners the snow flies,
And the wind whistles in my ears.
From a steep mountain we rush down,
You don't get in the way
"Tanks" are not afraid of obstacles!
good fun … (Sled)
This girl was brought
Santa Claus visits the children.
Coat, long braid,
Like stars in the eyes. (Snow Maiden)
Lots of slides and sleds
a lot in her frosty days,
holiday mess,
This is a snowy… (Winter)
Funny New Year's riddles for adults
The whole holiday is quietly
Well, very green... (Christmas tree)
He's at our masquerade
It flies in the air.
All of it, for fun,
Weave rings. (serpentine)
Beautiful, not stupid...
Well, ash stump, ... (Snow Maiden)
Who doesn't have enough money
She dreams of rowing a salary. (Shovel)
The janitor rowed and rowed snow,
It has tripled... (Snowdrift)
If it is crushed a little, it will become hard, like a potato. (Snowball)
If for a very long time in the New Year the whole honest company shouts loudly, then it will definitely come. Who is it? (Police)
Which month is the shortest?
(May because three letters)
Where is the snowman from? (From ZIMBABwe)
Lights up but doesn't heat up. (15 years of strict regime)
What ends faster than a vacation? (Vacation)
What plant knows everything in the world? (Horseradish)
Sober at the New Year's banquet always remains ... (Christmas tree)
Why do students usually get kicked out of class? (Out the door)
Where children shout the loudest "Santa Claus, come out!" (Near the toilet)
With claws, not a bird. It flies and swears. (Electrician)
Whose parents are the Snowman and the Snowwoman? (No, not the Snow Maiden, but Bigfoot)
Celebrate new year holidays fun! Happy New Year!
Mysteries are far from children's genre. In ancient times they played important role In human life. The riddle of logic is a kind of test of intelligence. Guess - you will go from fools to princes, you will get a princess and half the kingdom, as usual, in addition! And today, at a matinee for a child and at a holiday for a parent, at any walk, New Year's riddles will come to the court.
We have something for every taste: serious and comic, simple and complex, for children and adults, with and without answers. All of them are about the New Year 2019 and its symbol - a pig. Entertaining and instructive, with and without rhyme, a little sad and funny. Have a nice holiday with our creative puzzles!
Riddles about the New Year (question-answer)
It's time to cook festive dinner. What does every housewife throw into the pan first?
(Sight)
What kind of fashionista comes to every house and sits like a guest at the table?
She is dressed in a warm fur coat, a dark red special color.
(Herring under a fur coat)
How many boiled eggs can you eat on an empty stomach on the first of January?
(One egg because the rest will not be eaten on an empty stomach)
The pig, a symbol of the coming year, is a kind, patient, intelligent creature. And the question is this: can she call herself an animal?
(No, because pigs can't talk)
About the symbol of 2019 - the pig
We celebrate the New Year of the Pig. No one remembers the old New Year. The symbol of 2019 is also an economic mother of many children, well-fed, smooth pig in yellow dress, and a slender charming pig in a golden outfit, and an economical piggy bank. Riddles about different pigs and piglets are waiting for you!It's funny and sad to the point of tears!
She got not shiny,
Iridescent icon.
She has a real
Unchangeable patch.
It's a pity only: for him
Don't buy her anything.
(piggy)
Who got drunk on New Year's Eve?
Who, grunting, climbed dressed in the shower?
Didn't guess, not a pig,
And like a pig (husband)!
But the riddle about the pig is not from the gastronomic side, but from the astronomical side.
I'm dressed in gold
I decorate every home.
I am the symbol of the year, friends!
Who am I? Right! (Pig!)
The spree guest asked the piglet:
So tell me: Are you a reasonable pig?
Can you sparkle in a thin conversation
So how can I do this?
And the pig thought: what's the point?
You're lying under the tree all night!
And the only one who listens to you
Delicious baked (pig...)
Pink ears, slender hooves,
How can you not fall in love with such a pig?
Piglet graceful nature gave her.
Here it is, a real, cool symbol of the year!
Funny with a trick (for adults)
When adults are alone at home, despite their age, they also like to play pranks. They arrange a banquet for themselves, come up with and guess riddles for the new year. All sorts of tricky questions and puzzles are especially popular. They are suitable for both corporate and casual cheerful company. joke on good health! All of our jokes are free!
Question:"What is the most wonderful gift dreaming of getting a woman for the New Year? There is a hint! The length of the gift is 15cm and its width is 7cm.” Guess the wish of your beloved!
Answer: hundred dollar bill.
Someone danced on the table yesterday.
Someone filmed and uploaded to YouTube.
Someone overslept the New Year in Olivier.
Let's say "Thank you" for this (pig.)
Question: “Who is the warmest dressed in this room?”
Who is not afraid to freeze
At minus thirty to the bone?
Maybe a fox coat
Someone hid from the guests?
Look at each other
And answer me now:
Where is this coat?
What is invisible to the eye?
(herring under a fur coat on the table)
Question:“Have you ever wondered why a snowman, like a real man, has a bucket on his head, and not a hat?”
The answers might be: it can be assumed that such a headdress is very practical - it does not get wet, it does not fly off from the wind, it suits the snowman. Or maybe such family tradition, and the bucket is passed down from generation to generation. Of course, anything is possible!
But it really was...
Once, on New Year's Eve, the wife asked her husband to take out the garbage. Reluctantly, he looked up from the TV, which showed an old funny comedy, dressed and went out into the yard ... Two weeks passed. On the night of the old new year, the doorbell rang. The wife opened - on the threshold stood an unshaven, lost husband. He handed his wife an empty bucket. She appreciated the joke, took a bucket and put it on her beloved husband's head with great pleasure... unusual story for the whole family.
Why is this happening? Another funny poem:
If at night your doors
The animals opened without a key
They began to eat salad with peas,
Brazenly demand potatoes
Loudly slurp and laugh,
Don't reflect in mirrors
And tap with a hoof,
And in the eyes slightly double,
Look at the calendar:
It's not winter in the yard!
Don't delay, come on
Call urgently!
New Year's riddles for children
Children believe in miracles! Not only kids 3-4 years old and preschoolers, but also quite adult senior students. They believe in a fabulous grandfather who will certainly come and give a miracle. Just like that, he will open the bag and give away the most valuable thing he has for free (that is, for free)! Let the childish naive faith in a miracle stay longer! The New Year lives in our mysteries. Each of them is not only fun entertainment among friends, but also good lesson.
In verse:
Light bulbs are powered by electricity.
(Garland)
Around the Christmas tree on New Year's Eve
There is a round dance at the school.
What is where friends?
I don't see anyone.
I notice that under the mask
Smiling pig!
I'm glad to see my friends.
What is this? (Masquerade)
On the palm of a warm melts quickly
Lace little ice.
It is a pity that there are no repetitions.
Each is unique (snowflake.)
An expensive ribbon lay on the Christmas tree.
different colors the lights are flashing.
They are connected by a miracle - postings.
Light bulbs are powered by electricity
(Garland)
She is a beautiful queen.
green and young
And sparkles on the crown
star of bethlehem.
(Christmas tree)
Who is from a fairy tale, who is from a miracle
Did he come to us from nowhere?
With a beard so fluffy
And a childishly pure soul?
Who brought gifts?
Let's shout out loud: (Santa Claus!)
And when the guests arrive
And pour champagne
Pull her tail
Will fireworks!
(Clapperboard)
About what winter holiday they say?
This holiday is friends with the Christmas tree,
Hanging the lights in a row
He is a green needle
He embroiders an outfit for her.
Children are not given
They repeat their verse.
Dads are laughing
Fallen snow is falling.
Moms in the kitchen cut
A full basin of Olivier.
Answer me who knows
What kind of holiday is in the yard?
(New Year)
Look, whose footprints are in the snow?
Never understand them to the enemy.
Confused, confused paths.
Even the wolf can't find him quickly.
(Hare)
And here are the tracks of a predator.
Run away so that there is no trouble!
Don't mess with this beast
A hare can immediately swallow.
(Wolf)
Someone covered their tracks with their tail.
So that the hunter does not enter the house
Predators of unprecedented beauty
Sly Patrikeevna (foxes.)
Who sleeps in the lair and does not hear us?
That's right guys, this is (Misha!)
Game "Cool". Finish the rhyme
Good luck and success await youIf you eat from the Christmas tree (nut.)
You will travel the world
If you take off the Christmas tree (candy.)
You will become unrealistically smart.
If you can find (lemon)
You can study "excellently"
If you gobble up a jar (mustard.)
Suddenly a sausage will be found on the tree,
Do not share with anyone, but eat (yourself!)
I hope your sense of humor is ok?
Did you like cool riddles?
You can guess very quickly.
This famous artist.
News will show, a film,
Even the president's address.
And while the clock chimes strike,
He will show (holiday fireworks!)
Good old new year coming soon!
Santa Claus with the Snow Maiden will come.
Guess what's in the bag
Will grandpa bring it this time?
And don't just wrinkle your nose!
This is a rhetorical question!
Man has always been attracted by everything interesting, mysterious. In riddles collected drop by drop folk wisdom, salt of the earth. For many years she improved, honed rhymes, deepened the idea, polished like a diamond. How many mysteries are there? How Christmas decorations Or how many stars are in the sky? There is an answer, but it is not given unambiguously. It's like printing the same picture and expecting a different result.
Try to compose yourself! At first short riddles. Look for answers in poetry or prose. Try writing simple childish or cool adult quiz writing. This is a great exercise for the mind.